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she refuses to cook or light fires on shabbat, prays every day, and takes care of everyone. she wants to make sure her people have dignity in the worst moments of their lives.

a true lioness of judah 💙✡️

we love you so much agam. we’re all praying for you to come home to us 💙💙

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i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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TF???

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The Jesus/Judas Complex

The only Good Jews are the Jews who are self-sacrificing, who will go willingly to their deaths for the salvation of others. The Good Jew, who will willingly undergo torments unto death, is the only Good Jew.

The Good Jew will absolve their murderers. The Good Jew will 'turn the other cheek'. The Good Jew will write "I still believe that people are good at heart" when being persecuted. The Good Jew will lay down and die for the comfort and education of others.

But for all other Jews who fail to attain such lofty standards?

They are betrayers, corruptors, colonizers, genociders, child murderers, blood drinkers. Capitalists and communists. Sexually depraved and yet sexless, where even the Jewish men are emasculated. They are White, yet also still Other. They are rootless cosmopolitans, from nowhere, yet told to go back where they came from. Their mere presence is a taint, and yet they hide among the disciples of the Good Jew, waiting for their chance to betray and sell out.

The only Good Jew is a Dead Jew who goes willingly to die, on the cross of the Romans or from the knives and guns of terrorists. All other Jews, who refuse to lay down and die, who dare to say "Am Yisrael Chai", that the Children of Yisrael Live, are therefore innately evil and irredeemable, and must be shunned for daring to cling to life.

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We will see the end of Trump. He will leave office again one day, he will die, his cult will crumble and have no idea what to do with themselves. They will be remembered by those around them for choosing a dipshit criminal over all common sense and decency. The GOP will have an identity crisis without their Frankenstein's monster that led their party for over a decade. We will be there when it's all over, we’ve been right about him for almost a decade, and we won’t ever forget who did this.

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being a fan of something with like 30 total fans on tumblr is funny bc you get like 12 notes on a post and you're like wow the gang's all here

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Oh man I have missed my bed.

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NATO Standard Phonetic Alphabet,

The phonetic alphabet was developed as a way to spell things out over radio communications that may be less then ideal, I.E. a lot of static or weak signal. All the words were chosen because they have a distinct sound that is easy to pick out. Military and police communications use the phonetic alphabet heavily and can be helpful to know for talking over CB’s or FRS (walky talky) radios.

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Ughhh why does it take 5ever for baggage to get to the baggage carousel? I just want to get home.

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Looking forward to sleeping in my own bed for the first time in almost a month in like an hour.

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Matt Murray deserved better tonight, but damn Logan Thompson made some really great saves.

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Oh my god they have a postgame interview with the timbits hockey kid

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So far Ariana definitely is far more similar to Ashley than any of the Satines I’ve seen, very pop-y with her vocals, but she is sort of attempting an accent which Ashley didn’t. Her and Christian (conveniently named) have good chemistry, as do her and Andrew as the Duke.

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Me: this route it 41 minutes, the other is 40

Mom: you know what would be faster? Parking and taking the ttc. But we can’t park anywhere.

Thanks Doug Ford.