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edenfenixblogs · 6 months ago

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6-hour sous vide cumin and black mustard seed lamb with a homemade mint chimichurri, vegan homemade Dijon coleslaw, and ras el hanout mashed potatoes with a deglazed sauce from the pan

I’m fucking great.

#Eden cooks #chef Eden #food cw #the coleslaw is vegan cuz I’m allergic to eggs #yay for vegan mayo #it was a mint and za’atar chimichurri btw

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lem0nademouth · 6 months ago

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eden golan has to have 24 hour security detail in malmo because mobs of people have gathered outside her hotel room to protest her participation in a song contest. the finnish eurovision contestant said a video of him interacting with golan was “posted without his consent” and that the video “is not an endorsement” of Israel. her song, “Hurricane”, was originally titled “October Rain”, but was deemed too political for the contest by the EBU because of its references to the Simchat Torah pogrom.

she’s 20 years old. it’s a song contest. Israel has competed in Eurovision forty five times since 1973. Israel has won Eurovision four times and hosted three times. and this is the first time a contestant’s life has been at risk because of conflict in their home country.

who the fuck is being liberated here? who are we helping? more importantly, who is going to be the collateral damage?

#also the irony of swedes protesting the participation of an Israeli contestant is *chefs kiss*#blessings to eden and her loved ones #BH keep her safe #didnt see anyone protesting russias participation!#or azerbijan!#or literally any country until now!#did u know that there are several countries eligible to compete that refuse to participate bc of Israel #among them are Jordan and Qatar #Morocco has competed ONCE and its bc Israel withdrew that year #its almost funny to think about #the humor distracts from the raging antisemitism and xenophobia #judeophobia

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maracllea · 8 months ago

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𝖥𝖾𝗒𝖽 𝖱𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗁𝖺? 𝖧𝖾'𝗌 𝖯𝗌𝗒𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗂𝖼!

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neverquiteeden · 1 month ago

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Just started watching The Bear. I don't think this guy knows what he's doing.

#The Bear #The muppets #swedish chef #Please laugh at my silly little post #Eden's insanity #Silly

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sunwarmed-ash · 1 year ago

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Hank: I'm afraid, you don't work here, anymore...

*Gavin comes running in from two rooms away*: PLEASE tell me this isn't a joke.

Connor: Tell him Lieutenant! Tell him all about your cruel, sick joke!

Kamski: As much as I love cruel sick jokes, I'm afraid he isn't joking. You work for me now!

#incorrect dbh quotes #spongebob squarepants #detroit become spongey #okay but if this isnt how The Eden Club got started in my weird ass brain #i live in crossovers #and spongebob gives me life #PUT HIS BRAIN IN THE ROBOT CHEF #the eden club #detroit: become human #hank anderson #eugene krabs #gavin reed #squidward tentacles #spongebob #connor rk800 #elijah kamski #sheldon plankton

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currymanganese · 1 year ago

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Every once in a while you come across a series that unlocks an extra tomoe on your brainrot Sharingan..So um anyways, here's my first fan edit:

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Inspo courtesy @oneblckcoffee 's post:

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inafieldofdaisies · 2 years ago

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Far Cry 5 (2018) | Replay in 2023 | Scenery appreciation (vol. 24) | Rae-Rae's Pumpkin Farm (interior)

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mintartem · 4 months ago

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Hola en the Eden trio didn't give a shit about Guitarhero crees que lo que más le duela a lucifer en realidad es que michael simplemente no le importa, posiblemente el resto de sus hermanos también siguieron con sus vidas. Algunos se casaron, tienen hijos y nietos, lucifer era el ángel más amado en el cielo ahora esta solo.

Michael solo tiene reuniones con el por su trabajo, no quiere verlo.

Lucifer no puede aceptar no ser relevante en sus vidas, fue su hermano, es el diablo, tiene su propio reino pero su familia no le importa y la verdad se lo merece.

Honestly, I have no idea what the original sender of the AU has in mind. I do like your idea though

lucifer era el ángel más amado en el cielo ahora esta solo. This is exactly my headcanon! Lucifer was loved by all (except the elders) until he wasn’t.

Michael solo tiene reuniones con el por su trabajo, no quiere verlo. I wouldn’t blame Michael. All he did was gush about Adam but Lucifer interpreted it as bragging, forgetting that back in Eden, Lucifer gushed about Lilith all the time too. Adam is the one who is bragging though. While I do love Adam getting his revenge, Adam needs to get humbled down too.

#ask #guitarhero but eden poly don’t care #that last paragraph though #*chef’s kiss*

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edenfenixblogs · 9 months ago

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Related to my last post, and only people from strong culinary cultural traditions will truly understand how momentous this is on a soul level:

When my mom visited last month she told me the I AM NOW A BETTER COOK THAN HER. SHE SAID I’M THE BEST IN THE FAMILY.

I may or may not have cried. You can’t prove anything.

Anyway, here’s some stuff I’ve cooked.

#it’s been a hard month so imma brag on myself a bit #cooking is fun #about me #hobbies #cooking #my cooking #chef Eden #👩‍🍳

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candyn-gutz · 1 year ago

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every once in a while i remember this banner i saw outside of a tattoo shop and i crack up

#the font... the photo... the incorrect grammar... chefs kiss #eden rambles

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normalbrothers · 1 year ago

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tommy and linda need to develop something like a friendship for plenty of reasons (and all of them simultaneously delightful and twisted), but one of them surely is that arthur would get really suspicious of it all ... surely they can't be both cheating on him with each other ... but what if

#there's also a lot of untapped potential with linda being a quaker and her involvement with socialist causes as well #she canonically is in the same circles as jessie eden in s3; it's her who encourages the women to strike etc #and iirc the friends were also a kind of of socialist organisation #now i doubt there will be much done with this in the movie but given that she's back there's something that could be done with that as well #why make her a quaker in the first place hdhdh #especially because she deliberately choose to be one (unlike her catholic mother)#and it's explicitly stated again in s6 you know just As A Reminder #how do all these things go together? well in many ways hdhd #like the idea that tommy and linda are 'working' together to some degree and arthur thinks they are fucking *chef's kiss*#the entanglement of the political arc and those interpersonal conflicts etc someone could phrase this better than i but you know what i mea

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cryptoseraphim · 2 years ago

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Im playing Pokemon white for the first time and I am so not used to there being no exp share lmao but then again I get way more attached to my Pokemon by having to manually train each one

#eden speaks #i was originally gonna do a nuzlocke of this game but since this is my first time playing through gen 5 i decided against it #i think if i end up playing this game again ill do a nuzlocke that or when i play white 2 #i chose oshawott as my starter <33 i like snivy well enough but i hate tepig with a passion #sorry to tepig lovers but i do not like the final evolution idc if tepig is the best choice to make out of the three #plus samurott just had such a good design #also N? *chefs kiss* PEAK character design #also the gym leaders? the character designs this gen go crazy #im playing on my brothers modded 2ds i gotta see if he can mod my dsi that ive had since like 2010 lmao #my favorite game i would play on there is style savvy i played that game so much the music is engraved in my psyche

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mangosimoothie · 2 years ago

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26, 39 and 43!

26. a cheater (at games) WILLOW. She will sneak peeks at your hand if you’re playing card games, she will find a way to skirt around the rules of any board game, she cheeses video games, it's not even because she's like super competitive and wants to win she just likes playing games incorrectly - it's more fun 😈

39. presses the door close button on elevators so people approaching can’t get in Ryan will HOLD eye contact as he does this with zero remorse. He already doesn't like small spaces, and he doesn't like when strangers stand too close to him so being ALONE is the only way he'll ride an elevator.

43. swears the most