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sherliam đ putting a ribbon on because heâs a gift
#cheesy mode to the max I know#tbh I feel sherly more likely didnât NOT notice but how can he not wear the ribbon when Liam so happy like this#I watched op3 yesterday and I am not the same I understand now#sherliam#yuukoku no moriarty#moriarty the patriot#liam james moriarty#ynm sherlock holmes#ribbon#comic
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i love your p1harmony writing! could you do first dates with the members?
â Ëâś ď˝ĄË âď¸ p1harmony | more here!
synopsis â first dates with p1harmony.
author's note â n/a.
wc > 1.070k , genre : fluff , gn!reader â fem!reader for theo
âš keeho
doesn't act like it, but he's really nervous
he hasn't been on many dates and he just wants to make a good impression
his leader mode is an instinct and he ends up ordering for you
"i could've ordered myself," you smile towards him, handing the waitress your menu
"ohâright. sorry, i'm so used to ordering for the guys," he laughs awkwardly
you both talk a lot about your hometowns. since both of you are foreigners, you connect with the feeling of being away from home
shopping was the next thing y'all did after y'all finished eating, and he spoiled you to the max
anything you wanted, he bought it for youâeven if you could afford it, he was buying it
by the end of the date, you and keeho had matching outfits and matching earrings đ
the two of you have been talking for a few weeks now, and are yet to make it official, but keeho can confidently say he'll be taking the next step after this date
âš taeyang : theo â gender specific
sets up a cute picnic date for the two of you
is really nervous, and ends up going to keeho for help
"what do girls eat? like is there something specific or..?"
"taeyang, be so for real right now."
yeah... he's a mess.
him and keeho end up buying an assortment of foods since he couldn't just decide on one or two things to base everything off of
poor baby tried so hard on everything, just for it to be ruined by the bees and the weather
he was really sulky when the two of you had to cancel the picnic date, but you didn't mind
brings you to the dorms to watch a movie, which was a bad idea because everyone was at the dorms and were interrogating you two
"do you know he doesn't wear chapstick?"
"intak, shut the fuck up"
"she needs to know!"
âš jiung
you had been on a few dates with people before you'd gotten with jiung
he had asked what the dates were like, and you had told them that they were all pretty much the same: movies, dinner, golf...
he had made it his goal to make your first date together something you'd never done before
so hiking was the plan.
you'd expressed how much you wanted to go hiking to him before, and he never found a good enough opportunity to bring you. but with his schedule clear for a few days, and your vacation from school, it was perfect.
ends up enjoying it more than you do-even though he fell a few (lot) times
"jiung, baby. can we please take a break?"
"a break? right now? but this is way to fun."
he eventually listens to your whines, and y'all sit in a spot that gives y'all the best view
"thank you for this. best first date ever."
"it better be. i busted my ass for you."
âš intak
definitely will take you to the beach
buys cute matching swimsuits, and brags about it to his members non-stop
"okay you're better than me at smash bros, but do you and your partner have matching swimsuits? that's what i thought"
"intak, i'm single."
"cry about it."
jongseob: T-T
anyway, he also stays up the night before creating a playlist for the ride
titles it something cheesy, like "pov: beach trip with yr baby" or something
takes SO MANY cute pictures together
like he cant post them but he will show everyone he can
shows up to rehearsal talking bout
"hey pd nim wanna see what me and y/n did this weekend?"
he's actually infatuated
y'all are so that couple everyone sees in the water at the beach and gets jealous of fr
snowballs on the beach <3
probably rents a golf cart and drives around while listening to the playlist he made with you
he just loves you sm
âš shota : soul
shota actually didn't plan y'all date, taeyang did
they had time off and decided to go to an amusement park
you and shota hadn't seen each other in some time, and taeyang suggested shota bring you along for some quality time
you happily agreed
one thing about shota, however: he loves the extreme rides
haha you're definitely not pissing yourself while waiting in line for a rollercoaster! that's childish! haha..
laughs at you while you're literally crying your eyes out
he feels bad afterwards though and buys you a lot of food to make up for it (well he uses keeho's money)
goes on the rides you want to go on, and he secretly takes pictures of you and sets them as his lockscreen <3
poor jongseob is third wheeling
once y'all left the park, y'all go eat out and jiung makes you and shota sit at a separate table to talk (much to keeho's protests)
"what if they do something they aren't supposed to??"
"like what?"
"like something adults do."
"keeho, he just turned 18."
âš jongseob
you plan the date, since he's in your hometown, and decide to go kayaking
he's never done it before and it makes you really excited that his first time kayaking his with you
he gets a little scared when trying to get in the kayak and it takes him a while before he finally sits in it
while laughing at him trying to get in, you fall out of your kayak. he's so shocked and he starts laughing too-which causes him to fall out
screams like a girl while falling
eventually y'all are just laughing so hard while drifting in the water
y'all get yelled at for being in the way of other kayaks, so y'all take a break from something y'all didn't even start and eat ice cream
there's a lot of other things to do at the place you brought him, so y'all venture out and go on water slides, play with water guns, feed alligators, (which he's never seen before and almost shits himself), and end it with eating seafood
when you're both dry, he takes pictures of you with his camera and posts one on weverse, even though he isn't supposed to
#kpop#p1harmony#p1h keeho#p1h theo#p1h jiung#p1h intak#p1h soul#p1h jongseob#p1harmony keeho#p1harmony theo#p1harmony jiung#p1harmony intak#p1harmony soul#p1harmony jongseob#p1harmony fluff#p1h fluff#p1h imagines#p1harmony imagines#p1h#newestq
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The ask that said Max is going to with THE race, the proposal race, and the other one that said his plan is not having a plan and let everything unfold naturally sits so right to me because in my delulu mind those two are connected.
Hear my delulu-ness out, please.
Max let's everything ran it's course, doesn't do a jealous act, nor some idiotic demand, nothing like that, he just stays by her side and let Elliot mess up, or Y/N broke whatever they have up. Why? Because he's confident, he gives me that cool collected guy kinda vibe. He knows they are soulmates, meant to be. They are each others person, he's sure of it. And because of that confidence, he knows he's going to win the race to her heart, cheesy as fuck but you get it.
I don't know why but deep down I think he's seeing everything in his racing mode. He knows he has a rocketship, his relationship with her, and nobody match that. There may be a few, very few, ups and down, things they need to work out, their relationship fears, but despite that he's going to win. He's going to come up champion. He's not that rookie kid anymore, he's not going to turn all Mad Max the second something does not go the way he likes or wish, he's trusting the process, making a few comments here and there but trusting either way. Because a rookie won a few scarce races that does not mean he's going to be champion, Max's knows that, so he isn't sweating.
Maybe I'm too much in my head that I need the Y/N Max end game because I'm too invested in the smau, but that's what I feel. And I'm manifesting too so đ¤ˇđťââď¸
The fact that Maxâs message works on multiple levels fills me with warmth because this man is like the opposite of good with words and get he got Shakespearean right there with his symbolism and metaphors like a literature class could sit down with that text message lol.
Max trusts the car, but heâs got to drive it. Max can trust the process but heâs got to be processing. Thatâs all Imma say on that right there.
Also not me reading that ârace to her heartâ and thinking there should be an F1 romantic drama called Racing Hearts but thereâs already a movie with that title and itâs aboutâŚpigeons.
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The front end that's messed up no it's better and the rear is fine you need doors and I said yeah and a hard top and he said who's this ass is a great idea and it said Volkswagen and I said yeah I said why could you ever go wrong with that design it's awesome it's like oh Lamborghini made one like lotus and he started smiling saying that's terrific when do we start tomorrow I want 10 million of these but make the paint a little better finish the interior and foot doors and a roof on you and voila sell them for a 500 Grand each and so he goes okay he tried to make it perfect and it works and he a list of stuff and he just didn't do it and it is Trump it's a new idea the one he had was like a replica shrunken down and it doesn't work as good as this and he thinks he's in Volkswagen mode he's just kind of harassing us but really he might do this and we will piggy back it's not bad design and her son says it too it's like unique and compact won't go a million miles an hour but you're going to go fast and it's small and it's lowered and it really is and it will go about 280 with a standard motor and top end it's 130 horsepower on this one and if you put the kid on top of the exhaust I know about 320 and boy it looks really cool and really the small tires and if you make it look the same looks kind of cheesy it's a good concept and you may not have done it on purpose but it goes faster with a bigger Wheels just leaving alone is something that you don't really do on purpose much
We're going to try and produce these and it's not a toy but there are four wheelers that can be made into this but you be stuck on the street but now there are somewhat super cars for the off-road really have to make the Baja buggy it's really the car and people would love it they're tired of this buggy stuff and the car is awesome and you can make it convertible and latch it on pretty good people like it it's really nice and it's fun as heck and we tried it out quite a bit but we're going to try and make these out of Volkswagen and larger Fiat and a couple others cuz they're just sitting there doing nothing and people need to get the hell out of our face we're going to start up a factory and it has the kit and this guy just pooped out he's got no kid and we noticed that the max want us to do certain things and this is one of them not really sure why no you think others including Maxwill do something about it like they did to these guys
Thor Freya the dagger is not being built and it probably won't be so he says good Volkswagen it is and it's about the right size it's two inches too short in the wheelbase I really just make it 2 inches shorter in the door or something and who cares and scissors it's really making sense so it doesn't look different and people are small and the fit anyways and the door was pretty good size so we're going to go ahead with that and make those kits and he wants someone to pick it up and he wants us to sign someone to pick up the assignment and make the kit cuz it's one of those cars that you can do that with it's famous it was out for a little and he says maybe my son is right the Chrysler car it's not a Dodge but it's the same family but you can make a kitten for the supercar on a Chrysler chassis and the Chrysler is still making cars but not tons and it would be like an inexpensive kit you can get away with and we are an American company he says I usually start things off it's a good idea it's like the current Honda a little older but back in the day it didn't look like different than what they have now. Back in the day was different but now it's the old fashioned so we're going to look at the Chrysler as well as the dagger
Thor Freya
Olympus
Were thinking of using these in the Midwest
Thor Freya
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GAMEPLAY: Engage > Fates > Awakening > 3H.
Engage emblem rings are really neat and the weapon triangle meaning something again is rad plus it removes pair ups. Which is really fun as far as a gameplay mechanic for strategizing. Having little skills and focusing hard on weapon triangles and where you need units positioned it ACTUALLY made me think which is saying a lot with usual fire emblem games being a, ok I'll send in a nuke and they will fix it (3H and Awakening had bad problems with this).
Fates class system and weapon differences, god and conquests map design?? Plus the unique weapons they added in next to the different types of class seals you could to min max and make an astra general was always fun.
Awakening had fun but repetitive. Having a good amount of skills to mess around with but once whenever you had galeforce why have anything else? Pair ups were very neat and a nice addition but they did kind of make it easier because why wouldn't you pair units up that way?
3H being able to change to ANY class and almost everyone being a Swiss army knife with what weapons they could use sorta took away from the actual strategy from it since you could throw in Byleth and any unit you spoon fed exp to for perfect class stats and wipe the floor with everyone. Battalions were also kind of busted too. Neat that there was a NG+ mode though and I did appreciate that. Overall though I turn my brain off and the game goes on.
STORY: Awakening > Engage ⼠3H > Fates.
I might be biased for all my hours burnt into Awakening but I genuinely really like the story of it and the time travel thing is really cool! If you don't romance Lucina or Chrom though it does kinda lessen the character growth Lucina goes through. But it has a lot of neat subtle call backs to the previous series, I just wish there was more from the shadowy figure that was Chrom's evil war loving father. Wallhart was rad and I want more antagonists like him that are unapologetic about who they are. Overall, really neat and the xenologue with Lucina's timeline is really good and still chokes me up at times.
Engage is basic, but Dragon Quest basic. Once you get into it and are set into the journey it is enjoyable legitimately. As far as the story goes sure it's generic but overall it flows pretty well. Also I legit like Alear as the protagonist everyone loves since it makes sense due to them being dragon Jesus. There are some... Generic and cheesy bits every now and then but cliche can be fun! Overall pretty solid and enjoyable.
3H is very complex, and that's a good thing and a bad thing. If the different routes were done in a way to where they were written equally and well it would be really neat! Unfortunately it feels very unfinished at worst and poorly written at best whenever you come in plot contrivances. HOWEVER it has the fucking dark souls problem where all the interesting things in the world and nation is hidden away in walls of texts in the library. I really liked it at times but I know it's not that great unfortunately.
Oh god fates. I like fates genuinely and I would even say it's one of my favorite fire emblem games but oof, the story hurts in every path. You would think with revelation it would tidy up the mess that is conquest and birthright but it doesn't. It keeps you in the dark on a lot and it boils down to Corrin going, "Nah fam, trust me." And people LITERALLY TURN AGAINST THEIR COUNTRY FOR THE PROTAG WITH THEIR DOGS AIRING OUT!! The concept of Hoshido and Nohr fighting is really interesting of Nohr being a country that is in dire need of good land and resources and having to go to war for it but when you have Garon the evil king who ONLY DOES EVIL THINGS I cannot bring myself to view as 'complex writing'. Oh god and Valla, fucking Valla. Scarlet is doomed to die and Gunther will betray you no matter what. I hate the plot goddamn.
CHARACTERS: 3H > Engage ⼠Awakening > Fates.
I think the reason why 3H has stayed so high up on everyone's list of good fire emblem games is because the characters in the game are very VERY complex. Honestly I can't think of any student cast that falls flat and I don't care about whenever I go through their supports. I do think the Blue Lions and Black Eagles get the best written characters but goddamn if the Golden Deer aren't super charming! The different ideologies and writing for characters motivations are pretty compelling at points. I can't think of a support that actually makes me skip through or be bored with it. I love these characters and their motives. I want to see them interact more and it is what kept me so I'm ested. The lords are also really neat and I think 3 Hopes does a fantastic job of helping their problem in Houses because Edelgard goes from fascist to freedom fighter ina fucking heartbeat I'm that one. Even when opposed she seems like a person with genuine good intentions. I could go on forever about it. Hopes also made me like Byleth more than how much I didn't care for the silent emotionless protag, but Shez was also a very fun breath of fresh air too and especially with that cast!
Engage has a very colorful almost too designed approach with their characters, which I have mixed feelings on, but characters being a troupe and ALSO being interesting with almost any cast member is a good time! I'll be honest, I kinda hated Engage at first then I had supports with Alfred and met Yunaka. It got me hooked, then I did emblem bond conversations and it was fantastic to see old characters fully voiced and revisited. Especially since the more straight edged ones (Ike and Soren) are most of the time absolutely hating being around such unhinged people. The main cast of characters are very fun and their tropes are fun to be played off except I don't really care for the chef man who wants to just eat rocks. The lords are fun and Celine with her interactions to Fogado/ Best Boy Alcryst are really great and show that there is genuine care put into the characters writing. Oh god, Alear also brings a wonderful fresh take on the insert protag and I genuinely like them as a protag in this one everyone loves. And Alear plays it really fucking well! Being just likable, trusting, and sweet to folks because it's in their nature only to have other interactions completely disgusted by people actually worshipping them and what lengths they go too! It's a great bit! Engage is good, cheesy at times but the characters are fun.
Awakening characters are pretty one not and troupey but are still written in a very good way at times. Lucina and Robin are great. I also really like Tiki dialogue too it's great to have her back. The paralogues for dlc units were also good (minus Priam)! They kinda knew folks liked these characters and wanted to do more with them so they brought them back into the game. The child unit supports are phenomenal though. Owain is dumb and I fucking love him same with Inigo. And depending on who the father is their supports with them are even better with how they console/chastise their child in those dialogues because it's a reflection of them too! Again I'm kinda biased about awakening though so that's my take.
Awakening characters are one note, get kind of old after a minute, and the only good Corrin sibling dialogues are with his Nohrian siblings because they actually know him. Leo, Xander, Camilla, and Elise legitimately have good supports with their sibling and it's neat. However they literally rescues 6 Awakening characters for the massive roster and it shows. They don't really change and the only redeeming interactions for really good character convos are the ones in the paralogues with just the kids. Which, again, ripped from Awakening.
I've only played 4 FE games. How would you rank them amongst each other?
You can base it off of story, gameplay, whatever. Mine is mostly story with a bit of gameplay/format elements. Lemme know if you have any questions!
#oh god im so sorry#thats so long#fire emblem#fire emblem fates#3 houses#three houses#fire emblem three houses#fire emblem engage#fire emblem 3 houses#fire emblem awakening#sorry for a long text#long post#i just really really like fire emblem and always love talking about it and genuinely like reading people's thoughts about it#thank you for reading this
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The Middle
Max Brinly X Female Reader
Oneshot
APPARENTLY IF YOUâRE READING THIS IN ANY DARK COLORED FORMAT ON TUMBLR (LIKE NIGHT MODE) IT LOOKS FUCKING WEIRD AND IDK HOW TO FIX IT IâM SO SORRY.
A/N: No, I'm not neglecting my other fics to write a random oneshot? Why would you even suggest---fuck it here it is besties. Anyways, this product of procrastination is dedicated and written for my bestie @house-of-kolchek, who loves Max as much as I do.
WARNINGS AND TAGS: NSFW 18+ ONLY, this is unedited and might be awful, Reader is Jacob's cousin, manipulative!Emma but like in a good way, BFF!Emma, Emma/Jacob, Abi/Nick, making Emma cooler than she is, sweetheart!Max, unrequited love (assumably), forced proximity, sex jokes, unsafe seating situations while driving DO NOT DO THIS PLEASE, lap-sitting, erections, staring down your shirt, teasing, love confessions, very very cheesy and idc anymore
Word Count: 8k
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âEMMA, that is the stupidest idea in seriously the entire world.â
You meant it, too; you already thought that this little impromptu camping trip was an awful idea; the last time that the group of you were out in the woods, it ended with werewolves, so, could anybody really be blamed for not wanting to tempt fate? And now hearing Emmaâs latest plan, you couldnât help but say fuck this whole entire trip and its mom, too.Â
âOhâcome on!â Emma insisted with a pout across her face, leaning across her oversized suitcaseâwho in the world needed all of that space for a weekend camping trip? âBabes, you are my wing-woman hereâmy ultimate girl. Come on, pleaseâJacob wonât even look at me when we hang out. I really need your help with this!â
You sighed; a year ago, when the ten of youâeight, if you considered the fact that you hadnât actually met two of the camp counselors until the end of the summerâworked at Hackettâs Quarry and endured that shitshow of a summer, you hadnât even liked Emma. You didnât like how she had your cousin, Jacob, mooning all over her like she owned the whole fucking Earth. You didnât like the way that the nicest girl youâd ever met seemed to think she walked on water, too, and you did not appreciate the fact that she thought she was entitled to tell you all the ways that you were doing your makeup all wrong.Â
But then, that night happened. The night of the full moon, when your idiot cousin sabotaged the van just to get another night with the woman heâd fallen in love with who couldnât give a ratâs ass about him. The night where the ten of you had miraculously survived werewolves, and a crazy-ass family trying to kill you all night. That night was what changed everything.Â
Youâd gotten stranded with Emma running through the woods, and somehow landed yourself in a heated battle with Jacobâwho had apparently been bitten by one of those things because he was now one of those things. He, obviously, tried to kill the two of you and Emma thought fast, using a piece of silver jewelry to save both of your lives and buy you enough time to get the hell out of there.Â
And then, youâd been locked in a room with her and Abi, the three of you not knowing if you would survive the night, and something justâŚchanged. You began to see her differently, and from that point on, throughout this entire past year, the three of you had been best friends.Â
More you and Emma, if you were being honest, because Abi and Nick had just gotten engaged three months ago and most of her free time went to him.
Not that it hurt your feelings. If you somehow managed to bag the man of your dreams, youâd be spending every free moment with him, too.Â
âJacob justâŚneeds time,â you informed her with a groan, throwing your tennis shoes across the room as you frantically looked for your favorite pair of leggings. âHeâs still hurt, you know? You canât just tell him you didnât mean any of it and then expect him to forgive you and jump back into your arms, Emma.â
âWhich is why I need you to get me into his cabin this weekend,â Emma pleaded, getting up from her place on your bed and digging through your drawers as she pulled out the very clothes you were looking for. You swore that sometimes, it was literally like she could read your mind. âAll we have to do is fake a fight; I will refuse to sleep in the same cabin as you, and then the boys will offer to switch with us. Iâll get a whole nightâand a whole, isolated cabinâwith Jacob; and you? Well, letâs not pretend that you arenât benefitting from my little plan.â
You snorted, shimmying out of your jeans and pulling your leggings up over your legs, smiling as Emma nodded towards your ass in approval. If she thought that you looked good, you could rest assured that you damn well did.
âAnd how will I benefit from getting into a fake fight with you and causing a scene?â You questioned, your head cocked as Emma passed you your shoes and you eagerly slipped them on. The rest of your group would be here at any minute, and you didnât want to keep them waiting.Â
âBecause if I end up in Jacobâs cabin, you know who ends up in yours? Max.â
You whipped around and shot Emma a glare, shaking your head like you couldnât believe that she would just mention his name all casually like that. Youâd made her swear to never bring up your pathetic, unrequited crush on Max Brinly ever again, since the day sheâd first found out that it even existed in the first place.Â
You first met Max when the sun came up after that hellish night at Hackettâs Quarry. You and Emma had run back to the island to see if Jacob was there and if he was alive, and you ended up running into Max instead. After lots of screaming and confusion, the two of you finally allowed him to explain just how in the fuck he had gotten there and who he was, which is when you learned that your one night of hell had lasted two months for him and his girlfriend.Â
Emma had found Jacob and ran after him, but you stayed behind with Max, talking and laughing at his jokes, attempting not to swoon at the adorableness that was his laugh. You had hoped, at the beginning of the summer, to find somebody just like him and have a summer romance. Somebody who was cute, who could make you laugh, and seemed to understand you instantly.
It didnât work out that way, obviouslyâseeing as the summer had been over and Max Brinly had a girlfriend.Â
Laura eventually came back for him and you parted ways, assuming that this would be the last time that you would ever see Max Brinly, attributing your budding feelings for him as some sort of trauma response to the night that you had just been through.Â
Imagine your surprise when, a month after Hackettâs Quarry, the new co-worker that you were assigned to train at the coffee shop was none other than Max Brinly. You assumed right away that he wouldnât even remember youâwhy would he?---but you were wrong. He knew exactly and immediately who you were, and the two of you hit it off just as well as you did the first time you had ever spoken to him. It wasnât long before you were hanging out with him every single day, and he had slowly become your best friend.Â
You went to movies together, you got dinner, he came to all of the track and field competitions you ran in at your local university, you helped him study hard enough to get into a new graduate schoolâliterally, anything that you could think of, the two of you did it together. You even stayed the night at each otherâs apartments on occasion, both of you knowing what the otherâs couch felt like pretty intimately.Â
In fact, the only time the two of you werenât together was when Laura came to town to visit her boyfriend. Before she dumped him, at least.
It was nearly a month and a half ago now, that you had sat on this very bed with Max as he sobbed, asking you just to hold him and not ask any questions when he told you that he and Laura had broken up.Â
âMax isnât into me, so that really doesnât help your case,â you grumbled, your pissy mood only continuing to sour the more that you thought about it. After Max and Laura, you thought that you might actually stand a chance with him. After all, he spent all of his free time with you, and you knew that nobody in this world knew him as well as you didâand vice versa. But after the night that heâd sobbed with you, fallen asleep in your bed, and told you how he felt like years of his life were wasted with Laura, nothing ever happened.Â
He just went right on back to being the same old Max, your friend.
âDo you seriously still think that that boy has no feelings for you whatsoever?â Emma shrieked, watching as Jacobâs car pulled up from the window, hurriedly throwing her hair up into a sexily-tossed messy bun. ââCause, if you do, youâre so wrong that it isnât even funny anymore.â
âEm, if he had feelings for me, then why didnât anything change after he and Laura broke up?!â You interjected, a frown pulling at your lips as you grabbed your tiny duffel bag and hiked it up over your shoulder. âAnd also, why would he date Laura for so long if he actually, secretly liked me instead? Your logic isnât logic-ing,â you insisted, and Emma smirked.
âYou are so naive that itâs actually kind of cute,â she responded, rolling her eyes as Jacob opted to honk instead of being a gentleman and coming to the door. Emma sauntered over to you, playing with the ends of your hoodie and eyeing it suspiciously. âLook, justâhelp me with this plan, and youâll see, okay? And change into that sexy little top I bought you last month for the car ride.â
âEmma!â
âJust trust me!â Emma insisted, pulling the hoodie up and over your head for you and tossing you the lacey black crop top sheâd bought you last month. âPut it onâgood, yes, I would so bang youâoh, and just in case you find out that Max also wants to bang you, I snuck condoms into your bag.â
âYou have got to be kidding me, Emma!â You shrieked, although it was with a large smile on your face as you were, once again, blown away by the antics of your friend.Â
Emma only laughed as the two of you rushed down to the car, you having to help Emma with one half of her bag since sheâd brought such a gigantic one. Youâd barely made it to the door before there was a knock on itâapparently Jacob had decided to be a gentleman after all. Or heâd simply gotten impatient, which was the better bet of the two options.
âKeep your pants on cuz, weâre coming,â you hissed out, lowering your end of Emmaâs bag to the ground as you ripped open the door to your apartment. Your annoyed glare dropped and your mouth fell open as you saw Max standing there, his cheeks red and running a hand through his freshly-cut red hair. âMax! I, uh, thought you were Jacob?â
Fuck, why did you sound so fucking awkward?! Your conversation with Emma had you paranoid and upset, and if you kept acting this way, Max would definitely notice. The two of you had crossed the awkward barrier a long time ago.
âAh, nah,â Max answered, his signature smile flashing across his face and warming you up from the inside out. âJakeâs too possessive over that steering wheel to get his ass over to the door honestly.â
âThat and he doesnât want to have to speak to me,â Emma sighed, lugging her bag forward and hitting Max in the chest with it. You suppressed a giggle as he let out an âOomph!â, but he caught your smile and playfully sneered at you. âOh, what a gentleman! And damn, Max, Iâve never noticed how strong you are. Have you, Y/n?! Have you ever noticed those biceps?âÂ
âCut it out, Emma,â you hissed under your breath, grateful that Max had already turned around and was heaving her oversized bag to the trunk of the car. âI know what youâre doing, and it isnât going to work on me.â
âWhat am I doing?â Emma asked with faux innocence, batting her eyelashes heavily down at you before she winked. âJust use it as fuel for our fake fire, if you want, babes. Besidesâwould it really kill you to admit in front of him that he looks good?! Give the boy a win, Y/n!â
âHe does not think of me that wayââ
âHey, um, Emma?â Max called out as you were locking your front door behind you, and you turned and ran over to where he was pursing his lips behind the trunk. âMaybe we shouldâve brought a bigger car, but, your bag is not going to fit back here.â
Emma turned to look and her lips, too, were pursed.Â
âWell, whereâs everyone sitting?â She asked, peering her head into the car to check out the situation.Â
âWell, uh, Jacobâs drivingâobviouslyâAbi and Nick are in the row of two seats behind him, and then he wants you to sit back in the last row with me while Y/n takes the passenger seat,â Max explained, using his hands to gesture to each person. Abi turned around to look at you from her place in the car, Nickâs head in her lap as he slept, and she waved. You waved back, grimacing at the large bag that was seated at your feet.Â
âHmm, no, that wonât do,â Emma insisted with a wave of her hand, using all of her strength to heave her bag up and over the full trunk of the car and into the last row of seats. âItâs going to have to go hereâand oh, I really didnât sleep well last night, so if I donât sit in the passenger seat, Iâll get sick.âÂ
Maxâs jaw dropped and he scoffed lightly, looking between the two of you as you held in a large groan.Â
âI donât really see how that makes any sense?â He questioned.
âSo Y/n will have to sit in the back, with you!â Emma finished with a gleeful squeal, hurrying to shut the trunk and turning to make her way to the passenger seat of the car.Â
âUmâhold on a minute, just where the fuck in the back will I sit?!â You barked out, gesturing incredulously to the monstrosity that was her luggage all over the back seat of the car. âYour bag is taking up the entire rowâall but one seat, Em! And itâs way too fucking big to go down at our feet!âÂ
Emma put a daintly little finger to her chin, and you could tell that she was only pretending to think about the predicament.
âWell, itâs only about a forty-five minute drive,â she informed you, a wicked smile pushing its way onto her lips. âItâs not that long, so, just sit on Maxâs lap?â
Your eyes widened and you felt sweat beading on the back of your neck, your heart beating at an intensely quick pace just at the mere thought of having to sit on Max. One look at Maxâs face showed he heard her suggestion, too, because it was unnaturally blank and pale.Â
You walked closer to Emma, pulling her into you as you said, âYou better be fucking for real with your next suggestion, or we will get in an actual fight, Emma,â you warned her, your voice low enough that Max couldnât hear it. You noticed that he was already ushering Nick and Abi out of the car, hurrying to his seat in the back, and the three of them were just waiting on you.Â
âOh my gâwill you just trust me, for once in your life?!â Emma begged dramatically, clinging onto your arm and giving you a little push towards Max. âThank me later, hoe.â
Oh no, I will not be thanking you later, you sneaky little she-devil, you thought to yourself, climbing over Abiâs seat and landing ungracefully into Maxâs lap. He caught you much more elegantly than you fell, luckily, and he helped you right yourself so that your back was facing his chest.Â
You turned your face towards him despite the fact that it was burning, and you brushed a strand of hair back behind your ear.Â
âYou know, I could always just sit on her bag instead of on you,â you offered, geturing weakly over to the big problem that Emma had handed over to the two of you with a private sneer at her back. âThat way I wonât crush your legs into tiny pieces of ash.â
Max actually laughed out loud at that and your heart swelled with a feeling of accomplishment; Max was funny, he had probably always been funny, and anytime that you had gotten him to laugh, you took it as a personal achievement.Â
âPlease sweetheart, as if you could,â Max retorted, winding an arm around your waist as he pulled your back flush against his chest, leaving his arm to rest across your stomach and his fingers splayed across your hipbone. You closed your eyes, holding in a sigh as you prayed that he couldnât see the way that your face had reddened from this angle. âBesides, this is probably theâŚsafer option of the two.â
You heartily disagreed with that.Â
Still, you positioned yourself against him, awkwardly playing with your fingers on your lap as you had no idea where to rest your hands. You and Max were close, yes, but you had never physically been close, aside from a few silly moments of teasing tickles, accidentally falling asleep on his shoulder, or him resting his legs on your lap as the two of you watched a movie together. This was entirely new territory, and you had no idea what to do with it, and you knew that if Emma hadnât forced this to happen, that Max wouldnât have chosen to even be in this situation with you. Probably.Â
âJacob, the drive is forty-five minutes?â You called up to him, wincing as you watched your cousinâs teeth grit in the rearview mirror as he attempted to ignore Emma completely.
âAn hour, if trafficâs bad,â Jacob called back and you groaned, your leg shaking furiously in your nervousness. As if Max could sense that you were on edgeâfuck, with the way that you were bouncing around he probably could feel itâhis other hand landed on your thigh, rubbing calming circles around as he successfully got it to stop shaking.
âSorry, I donât know why Iâm so anxious today,â you sighed, rubbing a hand down your face and leaning back into Max. You could hear his groan and you winced, assuming you had hurt him, as you instantly tried to reposition yourself to take some of the weight off of him.
After a few minutes of frantic wiggling, Maxâs hands harshly gripped onto your waist, his fingernails digging into you as he held you tightly into place and you froze, your eyes wide and breath held.Â
âY/n, pleaseâstop.â Maxâs voice was incredibly hoarse, coming out in a groan and you winced again, mortified that you had hurt him enough to elicit this sort of response.Â
âOh shit, Max! I am so sorryâI was trying not to hurt you and then I did hurt you andââ
âY/n!â Max interrupted, clearing his throat so that his voice sounded a lot more normal and less husky. âHoney, youâre not hurting me, justâdonât wiggle around rightâthere.â
Your eyebrows raised in confusion at his words and your brain couldnât process what the hell he was saying, so you just opted to nod, leaning forward as far as you could and beginning a conversation with Abi as you tried with every ounce of your being to not put much weight on Max. It took every ounce of concentration that you had to not think about the fact that you were touching the love of your life and focus on Abiâs words about wedding planning, but somehow, you did it.Â
âHey, uh, Jake?â Max suddenly called out, and you noticed that his voice had gone hoarse again and that his tone was tight and clipped. Higher than normal. You frowned; in your conversation with Abi, you had slipped a little further backwards than youâd realized, back into his lap. âHow much longer?â
âThirty minutes,â Jacob growled, and you noticed Emma looking a little offput herself. âItâs looking closer to an hour total at this point.â
âAlright then, we need to stop,â Max insisted and you stifled a pathetic whine, embarrassed that you were this hard to bear just sitting on his lap. It probably didnât help that you were still actively avoiding any and all contact with him, practically leaving him here in the backseat to talk to himself as you ignored him, anxious and letting Emmaâs words get to your head.
You needed to stop. You and Max were friends. Good friends, and you were being absolutely ridiculous about this whole thing.Â
Three minutes later, Jacob pulled off at a reststop and you lifted off of Max instantly, watching him scamper out of the car after Abi and Nick and hurrying into the menâs restroom. With everyone out of the car but you and Emma, you climbed over the seats and sat between her seat and the driverâs seat, staring at her with wide eyes.
âSo,â you started out, pointedly ignoring the tears in her eyes, knowing she wouldnât want to talk about it right now. âYour plan to make me sit on Max is not working; I can barely say two words to the guy, and his poor legs are getting crushed by me. He probably canât think of anything but leg cramps!âÂ
âOh, please,â Emma scoffed, dabbing at her eyes with a tissued and waving your worries away with a flick of her hand. âLook at him, and look at you; there must be some other reason he needs a break.â
âOh yeah?â You fought back, crossing your arms over your chest as you frowned at your friend. âLike what, exactly? Itâs not working Emma, youâre miserable up here, and I am back there; we should just switch places. Youâre smaller than me.â
âI am not,â Emma sighed.
âAll I know is one minute, I canât sit still, and the next minute, heâs grabbing my hips and telling me to stop wiggling around,â you continued on, as if Emma hadnât even interjected. âWhat else could it be if not that I wasââ
You instantly stopped talking as Emma looked over to you, mouth opened and eyes glinting with excitement.Â
âYou poor naive little thing!â She giggled, pulling your arms so that you were practically sitting on her lap. âY/n, you arenât hurting himâyouâre turning him on and he doesnât want you to feel it!âÂ
You felt pinpricks across your face as the entire thing turned white, and you were suddenly feeling a little nauseous.Â
âWhat?â You questioned, shaking your head lutching nervously at your hair. âWhat? Iâno, Max isnâtâhe wasnâtââ
âOh, yes, yes he was,â Emma argued, and there was a light in her eyes that replaced whatever sadness she had been feeling before you came up there to talk to her. âOkay, do exactly as I say; when Max comes back out to the car, sit back on him just like you were that first time. Wiggle around a bit againââ
âWhat? No!â
âJust trust meâwiggle around a little bit again, then ask him if he wants to watch something with you on your phone. When you turn it on, lean back against him so that your back is arched and he gets a good, full view down yourââ
âOkay, and this is where I officially stop you, you are crazy,â you intoned, shaking your head and leaning away from your friend. âMax is not into meâin case you managed to forget about that, babesâand besides, I canât just show him my boobs, Emma! Theyâre myâboobs. Theyâre, like, private.â
âHoly fuck, how are you not a virgin,â Emma groaned, shoving you back towards your seat as she pointed eagerly out of the car. âOkay, babes, here he comesâjust trust me, okay?! Do it!âÂ
You opened your mouth to argue again, but the words fell from your lips as the car door opened and Max poked his head inside, grinning over at you as his eyes darted back and forth between you and Emma.Â
âWhat, uh, whatâs going on here?â He asked, and you shot a glare at Emma as she giggled, hiding her face in her shirt and sending an ominous wink your way. You tried as well as you could to tell her to shut up with your eyes, but she ignored you in typical Emma fashion.Â
âNothing,â you replied, shaking your head and sending him a smile. âI was just feeling nervous about getting away this weekend and Emma was talking me down. Thatâs it.â
âAh,â Max yawned, heading back to his seat and patting his lap for you to join him. You blushed. âIs that why youâre acting so weird? You havenât spoken to me for the last, like twenty-five minutes.â
âYeah, sorry, just nervous,â you insisted, climbing back over Abiâs seat and settling yourself on top of Maxâs lap. As you looked up after readjusting, your eyes met Emmaâs in the rearview mirror and she nodded, looking from you to MaxâsâŚwellâŚyeah.Â
You cleared your throat, feeling the burn of your phone in your pocket as you stared widely back at her, conveying that she was being way too obvious, here. Regardless, a part of you wasâŚcurious, now, and with Laura out of the picture and Max completely single, itâs not like a little testing of the waters was inappropriate anymore. What could it hurt, really? Max was too nice to reject you, so if he wasnât into it, he just wouldnât say anything and youâd let it go forever. But, if he really was into itâ
Well that was the best-case scenario, wasnât it?
So, you shifted; nothing crazy and nowhere close to grindingâjust a small, flick of the hips that brushed right up against his crotch. Maxâs breath hitched and you froze, wondering if youâd truly heard that right, completely distracted from the fact that Abi and Nick were re-entering the car and that Jacob was starting it again, getting ready to head on the road once more.Â
A hitch of a breath wasnât enough of a confirmation for you, so you shifted once again, and then again and then again, and this time Maxâs hands lifted back up to your hips, grasping for dear life as you settled your ass back down to his crotch, turning your head to watch as his eyes shut tight and he bit his lip.
âY/nââ
âDo you want to watch part of a movie with me?â You interrupted, watching as Maxâs eyes flashed open, a glint of pain underneath them that had you second-guessing what had just happened. Max smiled down at you, thoughâthat brilliant smile that God had blessed him withâand nodded.
You had no idea what you were going to watch, but your fingers worked anyway, hurriedly typing some stupid TikTok compilation that you hoped he wouldnât get too distracted by. Max laid his chin on your shoulder, his hands that were gripping your waist winding around your front and interlocking as he held you, his face snuggling slightly into your neck.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, your mind reiterated as you slowly breathed out, your heart pounding wildly in your chest as you silently prayed that Max couldnât hear it, and that he couldnât feel the way that your skin had suddenly heated up and become sweaty. It wasnât even that cuddling with Max was anything newâas a person, he was a fucking lapdogâbut it was the fact that you had never sat on his fucking lap before while cuddling. Never had intentions to turn him on, never gave him this much of a glance down your lowcut shirtâ
Y/n, donât be a pussy, your inner Emma chastised and you shut your eyes tight and sucked in a breath, desperately trying to convince yourself not to go through with this. But damn itâyou sort of wanted to and, so far, Max hadnât shown a single sign that heâd wanted you to sit anywhere else.Â
It was halfway through the video that you forgot the rest of the people in the car and arched backward without a minute to second guess yourself, pretending to stretch your arms above your head as you knew you were, successfully, letting Max have a perfect show of your black lacy bra underneath your shirt, and under that, the perfectly rounded mounds of breasts that it pushed up.
You heard a sharp inhale and dared a look at his face; he was as white as a ghost, and even his perfectly placed freckles had gone impossibly palerâand yet his eyes, those gorgeously sea-colored orbs, were still staring down your shirt, transfixed, as he studied your figure.Â
âAlright, everybody out!â Jacob suddenly called out, and the two of you jumped, Maxâs eyes meeting yours as he was brought back to reality. His eyes, no longer clouded over with lust, widened and a blush spread unevenly across his face as he realized that heâd been caught watching you. âWeâre here!â
âY/n,â Max breathed out, whipping his arms away from you and running nervous hands through his newly cut hair. âShit, Y/n, Iâm so sorry, IâI wasnâtâI mean I was butâŚâ You smiled as he stuttered along, a giggle framing your mouth and escaping out of your lip, causing Maxâs gaze to whip back onto you. You couldnât help it; he was always so damn cute when he was flustered.
âDoes it make it any less creepy if Iâm aware that staring down your shirt is creepy?â Max asked, equal parts timid and teasing. You laughed aloud at that, the two of you lingering in the backseat of the car while the rest of the party headed out.Â
âItâs fine, Max,â you insisted with a shrug and a wink, conveying in every way possible that you werenât completely innocent here either. âNo one wears a bra like this for it not to be seen, sweetheart.âÂ
The words coming out of your mouth shocked even you, and Maxâs entire jaw fell open as he stared at you in complete and utter disbelief.Â
âWhoa, Y/n,â he reared away from you, just to get a better look at your face, testing to see if you were saying what he thought that you were saying. His hands found their way to your waist again and he touched you softly, his thumbs running up and down the curves of your hipbones as he stared in wonder down at you. âAre you saying that you wanted me toââ
âAre you two gonna get out of the car, or do you plan on freezing your little asses off all night?!â Jacob called out as he forced open the trunk of the car, staring in disbelief at the two of you still sitting there. You both jumped, eyes turning to Jacob with guilty blushes, and you didnât waste another second climbing off of Max and over the seats, pushing your way past Jacob and onto the dirt-clodded driveway.Â
Taking your bag from your cousin and asking a hurried, âWhereâs our cabin again?â You received directions and hurried off in the direction of the cabin that you and Emma were supposed to share, attempting to outrun Max so that he couldnât question you any further.
What the hell had you been thinking?! You hadnât, obviously, and youâd let Emmaâs skewed opinion get to you. Now, you had to come up with a solution for some serious damage control before Max got to you with his, Whatâs gotten into you today? And his, Look, I know you must have been kidding, or his Iâm sorry Y/n, Iâm just not attracted to you that wayâ
âFuck,â you muttered to yourself, throwing open the door to the cabin and chucking your suitcase onto the empty bed. Emma was standing on the other side of the room, facing the bathrooms, but she jumped and turned around when she heard the slam of the front door. âFuck this whole plan, Emma, and fuck my stupid self too. I canât believe that I actually let myself believe that Max was really into me and Iâholy shit, are you crying?!?â
Emmaâs pretty hazel eyes were red-rimmed, but the telltale giveaway that sheâd been sobbing was the tear tracks of black mascara spreading down her cheeks and clumping up near her pointy chin.
Once her mind had registered your question, she began sobbing once again, her hands coming up to cover her eyes and you ran to her, throwing your arms around her neck and feeling her own arms go around your waist as she sobbed into your neck heartily.Â
âHoney, what happened?â You asked, but your voice was muffled by your much taller friendâs collarbone. You pulled away from her and sat her down on her bed, sitting down next to her and taking her hand in yours. âEmma, what did my idiot cousin say to you? You know that big dummy acts completely on emotions, so whatever he said, Iâm sure it was just in the heat of theââ
âHe meant it,â Emma interrupted you, pulling her hand out of yours and using it to wipe her eyes. âBut I donât even want to talk about it right now, soâtell me what happened with Max.â You opened your mouth to protest but she shot you her âEmmaâ lookâthe look that told you that arguing would quite literally be pointless. So, you sighed, letting yourself fall backward onto the bed and groaning as your head hit the awfully lumpy mattress sheâd been provided tonight.
âI donât know what happened, Emma,â you admitted with a whine, feeling her lay down beside you and cuddle her head into yours comfortingly. âIt was like I had this sudden, insane boost of confidence and I was likeâŚgrinding on him and giving him a full show of my boobsââ
âYou do have great boobsââ
âAnd then when he noticed that I caught him staring at my breasts, I kindofsortofmaybe insinuated that I wanted him to look down my shirt and then he was about to ask me if I really meant that I wanted him to see me naked and then Jacob interrupted us and I freaked out and ran away.â
Emma just stared back at you, blinking occasionally, as if she were really confused.
âWhy?â She finally asked, staring down at you in confusion. You blinked back at her, shaking your head bewilderedly.Â
âWait, why what?â
âWhy did you run away, you fucking dumbass!â Emma insulted, but it was loving and the two of you laughed as she pushed you off the bed and you squealed. âSeriously, Y/n, what the fuck? You ran away? After doing all of that you just ran?â
âI was scared!â You defend your actions with a hiss, pulling yourself up off of the floor and planting down next to her again. âFuck, Emma, Max is my best friend. I cannot risk freaking him out and losing him, okay? I justâŚcanât, okay, he meansâŚhe means everything to me, Emma, heâs the most important person in the whole world. Heâs my best friend.â
âOuch,â Emma responded, but there was a fond smile on her face and a happy gleam in her eyes as she gazed down at you. âBabes, you know that youâre the most important thing in the world to him too, right? Even if he didnât feel the same way about you, he wouldnât let this ruin your friendship. You know that, right?âÂ
You shrugged and looked away from her, playing with your hands as you avoided the question. Did you know that? No, not really. Yeah, the two of you were really close, and yeah, he spent most of his free time with you, but that didnât mean that this wasnât something that would freak him out enough to ghost you.
âShit, if I was going to do something as fucking ridiculous as this, I should have just bit the and told him how I felt,â you finally responded with a sigh, pushing yourself off of the bed and shuffling your feet over the cold, hardwood floor. âBut you know, maybe this way, thereâs some way that I can play it off?â
âOkay babes, Iâm just going to say this once and Iâm going to say it outright,â Emma cut you off, standing in front of you and forcing your chin up to look your much taller friend in the eyes. âI know why they broke up, Y/n. The real reason, and if you just fucking ask me I will tell you right here, right now.â
The offer was, obviously, tempting; and two or three years ago youâd probably be a lesser person and taken that offer. As it was, though, you valued Max and his privacy, and if heâd wanted you to know, he would have told you himself.Â
âNo, I donât want to know,â you insisted, pursing your lips and pulling away from Emma. âIt isnât any of my business, and Max made that abundantly clear by not telling me inthe first place.â
âOf fucking course,â Emma groaned with a shake of her head, rolling her eyes at you and then fixing you with a glare. âThe two of you are both so stupid.â
âGee, thanks Em.â Your words fell flat as you shot her your own sharp look and she gulped, having the common decency to at least look like she felt bad for saying what she did. âBesides, why do you even know the reason Laura dumped him?â
âLaura didnât dump MaxâMax dumped Laura,â Emma clarified and your heart dropped into your stomach. The piece of news, realistically, probably should have made you feel better, but it didnât. It only made you feel worse, like your heart had been stomped on and used up. Becauseâif that was trueâif Max had dumped Lauraâthen why had he been so upset that night when he came over to your house? And why the fuck had he lied to you about it?
âWhat?â You asked, your voice tiny and fragile, and Emma looked back at you, confused.Â
âMax broke up with Laura,â Emma repeated, and was somehow completely missing the broken, wounded look that was written all over your face. âHe dumped her, because he wasnât in love with her, Y/n, he realized that he wasââ
âEmma.âÂ
Jacobâs voice pierced through the air, and the two of you jumped towards the sound, to where your cousin was currently glaring daggers towards your best friend. Emma immediately shut up, shooting you a guilty look as she moved farther away from you and towards Jacob.Â
âY/n, can you please give us a moment?â Jacob asked, his throat froggy and having to clear it as he continued staring at Emma. When you saw the raw, heated look pass between them you excused yourself quickly, knowing that whatever feud they were having was about to be made up in tenfold. You forgot to bring your suitcase with youânot even thinking that youâd effectively be kicked out of your cabin for the nightâas you ran outside, outside to the nothingness that awaited you.
No, seriously.
There was not a soul out here, Abi and Nick notably missing and Max even nowhere to be seenânot that you even wanted to see him right now anyways. Your heart was barely beating in your chest at the revelation that heâd lied to youâyou, supposedly his closest friendâabout something that was so huge. Then again, maybe he had no idea how huge it was to you. He didnât at all, actually, because he had no idea that you were so annoyingly and stupidly in love with him.Â
âFuck this day, and fuck everyone else,â you groaned to yourself as you plopped down on a metal bench under a canopy, covering your eyes with your hands as you whined.Â
âThat an invitation?âÂ
Maxâs voice sent your blood running cold and you jumped, shocked, turning yourself towards him as he stood slightly behind you, watching you warily. His face was red, but he was smiling at you, and he made his way over and sat at the bench opposite you slowly.Â
The two of you stared at each other for a whileâone of you, optimistically nervous, and the other of you having had your heart shattered into a million little pieces just ten minutes ago. Neither of you said anything, unsure of what exactly you should say, for a long time until finally, Max broke the silence.
âY/n,â Max spoke, clearing his throat from the nervousness that threatened to choke and overtake him. âAbout what you said in the carââ
âYou lied to me.âÂ
You hadnât intended for it to come out like that, but there it was, and there was no taking it back now.Â
Max reared back, astonishment registering across his perfect features.Â
âIâwhat?â He shook his head back and forth, as if he couldnât quite comprehend what you were saying. âI lied aboutâabout the car?â
âNo Max, not about the fucking car!â You swore, rising from your seat in your anger. Max followed quickly, a gentle hand on your elbow that you quickly ripped out of his grasp. âYou lied to me aboutâabout Laura! You told me that sheâthat she broke up with you, Max! You were heartbroken, you were crying, you lied!âÂ
You thought that there were tears streaming down your face but you couldnât really tell at the moment. All you could feel was the adrenaline that was being fueled by your anger, and all you could see was the shock that hadnât left Maxâs face since youâd first spoken.Â
âWho told you that?â Max questioned, and the fact that he wasnât denying it made you even more upset and you huffed, turning around on one heel and heading towardsâfuck, you had absolutely nowhere to go.
âDoes it matter?â You answered, turning back around and accepting the fact that the only way you were going to get to be alone was if Max went back to his cabin and left you here and, knowing him, that wasnât likely to happen. âYou lied, Max. And Iâm pissed about it. Thatâs the only thing that you should care about.â
You still hadnât turned around to face him, so he made his way in front of you instead, placing tentative hands on both of your arms and levelling his face with yours.Â
âSweetheart, please look at me.â Fuck; you were weak anytime that Max called you sweetheart and you knew that he knew it, too. Hating yourself just a little bit more for it, you looked up at him, unaware of how your big, sad eyes caused every cell in his body to melt.Â
âWhy did you lie to me?â The question slipped through your lips without your consent and Max sighed, releasing your arms and pressing a hand into your hip so that you couldnât get away again.Â
âI didnât want to hurt you,â Max answered simply and you reared back, out of his touch, away from his hold, as you scoffed in response.
âYou didnât want to hurt me?â You shrieked, pulling farther away from him and pushing your hands out in front of you to stop him when he tried to reach out for you again. âWhat the fuckâhow the fuck would that have hurt me, Max?â
Max winced, running a nervous hand through his hair, and inspected his surroundings, as if he wished somebody else would come out any minute now.Â
âY/n, you are my best friend,â Max pleaded, and you could see the desperation in his eyes but you had no idea why he was so upset. âYou know me better than anybody else in this entire world, honey, pleaseâcan you give me the benefit of the doubt on this one? Can you let me tell you when Iâm ready?â
âNo, Max, obviously I cannot do that because obviously it has something to do with me!â You retorted sharply, angry tears burning hot at the corners of your eyes, hotter than normal, devastated tears. âLikeâwhat is going on, Max? I hae this feeling that everybodyâs in on this secret, everybody but meâand I should know it, I should know whatâs going on with youââ
âY/n, sweetheart!â Max interrupted again, and this time, he successfully gathered your hands into his. âLook, Iâm sorry, okay? Iâm sorry that I liedâreally I am, butâwhy is it so important to you?â You glared back at him, pulling your hands out of his grasp and beginning to walk away from him. âWhy is it such a big deal that I didnât tell you the whole truth?â
âBecause Iâm in love with you, you idiot!â You screamed back at him, your body turning back around on its own accord as the screech left your mouth. You both heard the words echo against a canyon somewhere, and you blanched, unaware of what youâd actually said and the weight of them until they hit you in the chest on the reverb.
Maxâs mouth had dropped open and he stepped away from you in shock, his hands coming up to frame his cheeks, never making actual physical contact with his face. He stared back at you, his eyes wide and full of wonder, as if he were seeing you for the first time, all over again.Â
âYouâreââ Max gulped, but he took a step closer to you, a smile adorning his freckled cheeks. âYouâre in love with me? Really?â
Your heart sunk again when he spoke and you shook your head, backing away from him and pressing two fingers to the bridge of your nose as you suddenly felt an oncoming migraine.Â
âIâm sorry Max,â you apologized, feeling a bout of nausea spring up in your stomach as you realized that youâd just past the point of no return. âShit, Iâm so sorry, I should have never even said anythingâI should have let it goââ
âI broke up with Laura because Iâm in love with you.â
The words came out quickly, like Max was afraid that if he hadnât said them as quickly as he did that he wouldnât say them at all. You reaction was surprisingly slow compared to everything else youâd done in haste tonight, and you dropped your hands from your face and gazed up at the man in front of you, who was staring back at you with awe.Â
âWâwhat?â
âI love you,â Max repeated, taking another step towards you with his light, airy chuckle that you loved so damn much. âAnd I didnât tell you that night I broke up with Laura because I thought that youâd think I was lying, or that you were a rebound, and youâre not, Y/n. Youâre absolutely notâIâve loved you for a long enough time that Iâm a total asshole for letting it go on with Laura for as long as I did.â
âThen whyâwhy did youââ
âI lied because I didnât want you to think that any of this was your fault,â Max continued, and he was so close now that his arms were winding around your waist and his forehead was pressed to yours. âI justâI knew, the second I saw you again in that coffee shop, that it was fate. And I lied to myself, hoping that my relationship would just fizzle out on its own and that I wouldnât have to hurt anyone butâfuck, I would break Lauraâs heart a thousand times over if it meant that I might get to be with you in the end,â Max finished, and you were stunned silent, unaware of how to speak anymore.Â
âDo Iââ Max took a sharp inhale of breath and a step back to assess your face. âDo I get you in the end?â
You smiled back at him before pressing your lips so tightly to his, wrapping your body so hard around his own, that the two of you could barely breathe in anything that wasnât lingering on each otherâs bodies.Â
âYou had me,â you answered in between breathless kisses, in between promises, in between hopeful smiles. âYou had me at the beginning.â
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props to @causeineedu for making this amazing analysis.
(Sorry yâall, this is gonna be a bit of a long one, but hopefully Iâm onto something with this! Stay tuned pls lmfao)
Most of what you said is a perfect reflection of what I hope the Duffers want us to see.
The pained looks on Elâs face when Mike talks, the vines tightening with every lie he tells, the lightning and the unrealistic thunder striking/booming simultaneously to indicate lies. Brilliant.
I think it definitely may have been purposeful that Mikeâs monologue felt rushed coming from him, because of his frantic state, his weird âfight, fight, fightâ (which -might I add- threw away all sense of cuteness I might have felt watching for the first time (seriously it felt so weirdđ)) I think he definitely was rambling things he thought El would want to hear. Things he thought could make her stronger. I donât think it did though.
Like you said, when she turned to Max, saw her struggle and in pain. I think it was meant to be a similar parallel to when Venca had Max in that same position in Dear Billy and, with the nice memory of El coming back to her to finally snap her out of it, she got out of his clutches and was able to escape. Same with El. I never thought Iâd be convinced of Elmax in my life until I watched volume 2. Itâs oddly telling, how Max was able to break her into hero mode, her life in danger with no idea El is even there with her, rather than her own boyfriend, who was saying the words sheâd been begging him to say from the start. Now, Iâm not saying Stranger Things is taking a full turn to the queerest story ever heard, but thatâs kind of what Iâm saying.
Lmfao jk, I think what it means, or what itâs trying to say, is that romantic love isnât what will help El. It shouldnât have to be be. Familial love, platonic love, all that jazz, itâs what helped her fight Vecna. 001 said it himself when he tried helping her escape, a memory that made him angry gave him the fuel to be strong in his powers. El tried that, but it was self-destructive in itself. The idea of her mom not being able to get to her, them hiding her away, abusing her, etc. strengthened her for a good deal of time, but it wasnât the best way. No, alternatively: Positive memories of her mom helped her kill him the first time.
THATS the message with this whole ordeal. Positive memories are stronger than whatever the hell Vecna thinks about to strengthen himself. Assuming he thinks of how much he hates his family, or the world to make his powers stronger, that isnât the solution.
Itâs love.
Itâs what we all jokingly thought this would all come down to in the end. Itâs cheesy, its stupid, itâs cute, its genius, itâs Stranger Things.
There are plenty of examples of this within the show, such as Billy and his lifelong experience with hate and anger, suddenly being turned around into near-redemption when El brought in the recollection of his mother. The good memories. Will, how they attempted to snap him out of the Mind Flayerâs grasp by reminding him of memories that were happy, that defined him in the most positive sense. Hopper, his descent into groggy, day-drunk cop after Sarahâs death. El coming in and saving him from despair, reminding him every day of what there is to be happy about in the present. She turned Sarah into a happy memory rather than one that he wanted to forget. Itâs all here.
There has to be more. I donât know, I might sound crazy, but moral of the story, it shouldnât have to be a fake romantic confession to get her the strength to fight on. Just like Hopper, just like Billy, Will, and more characters that I canât think of right now, just like them, she needed love PERIOD. Love in general, no? Itâs insulting to think Mike finally saying it- which we could tell she didnât believeâ would help her. It was the memory of Max, her unconditional love and support despite initial differences. It makes me so happy to think about. Which is why it worked. Why she was able to defeat him and win⌠momentarily.
Someone pls save me from this delusion. Idk if Iâm making any sense!
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Could you do some hcs for dating the teen titans?
Yes I can!! I just got HBO Max so Iâve been binging both the animated and the live action series haha đ Thank you so much for being my first request!
Also Iâm guessing youâre referring to the original teen titans, so if you want the new teen titans just shoot me another request!
Dating the Teen Titans Would Include...
No Specified AU
TW: Language
Genre: Fluff
[DC Masterlist]
Word Count: 2.0K (About 0.2K per Titan)
Dick Grayson
You must have an insane amount of patience, truly, to be able to date Dick Grayson
If the joke book he probably carries around isnât enough, I wouldâve been certain that the ego would drive you away but nope youâre still here
And thatâs how you both knew that it was true fucking love youâre both inseparable and the Titans know it.
To put things simply... he loves you and the Titans fear you.
While youâre both somewhat easygoing and hospitable, one would do well not to piss off one or the other because you both come as a package deal and you can kick ass when necessary you just choose not to embarrass Dick like that because you could totally outmatch him.
Donât ask him that though heâd insist that heâd win.
Best not bring up the first time you met or else the Titans would never let him live it down
But in all seriousness, I see the relationship as rather lighthearted and enjoyable, maybe a bit spontaneous too. Want to go to the beach? Done. Want to kick some ass in Gotham? For sure. Itâs like a match made in heaven.
Not to mention that the Titans rather look up to you, which is a definite plus. Not just anyone can date the Dick Grayson.
Wally West
As opposed to popular opinion... Iâd think that this is a rather slow relationship.Â
Speedsters are more than just familiar with how life just flashes by so I think Wally would like to enjoy the relationship at a slower pace, he wants it to last as long as possible.
With that said, youâre both menaces. His speed combined with your cleverness? No one is safe and the Titans know it.
The best moment of your relationship, although this is debatable, was when you and Wally successfully turned the Titan tower into an all-out prank minefield. Trash cans were covered with plastic, buckets of water places on doorways, even wardrobes were switched.
And all done in ten seconds, impressive. Nothing quite like starting a war in the Tower then grabbing burgers after, right?
Kind of cheesy but I can see you both having frequent movie nights that differ in genre according to month. You both probably rotate on who chooses the movie too.
Overall I think you both have a lot of fun together, if I were to compare the âvibesâ to something, I would say a summer relationship (that obviously lasts longer than just a summer) where everything is just living life as it goes
Nah because like I said before you guys donât want to rush things, and youâre always there to remind Wally to just slow down every now and then.
I should probably mention that this is a competitive relationship too, before I go, not everythingâs a competition but everythingâs a competition, you know? Itâs a shame that the Titans often get caught in the cross fire though-
Donna Troy
Oh this oneâs fun. Donnaâs new to this whole ârest of the worldâ stuff but luckily she has a wonderful partner whoâs willing to teach her everything.
A lot of the relationship consists of you explaining things, but itâs kind of endearing despite Donnaâs headstrong attitude towards anything
But Donna is also the kind to be open to learning new things, and youâre open to trying new things. It works like clockwork, youâre both young and willing.
Now these âthingsâ can range from baking cookies to extreme mountain climbing so be prepared for anything in this relationship.
Overall I think the Titans see you both as a really cute relationship, one that anyone could be slightly envious of and one that theyâre glad that exists
But despite this loving relationship I think youâd both be absolute machines in a battle, I think one thing that is important to Donna is ultimately respect for each otherâs abilities, having grown up on Themyscira and all, and maybe that one battle where you absolutely demolished the enemy was when she really caught interest.
Or not. It couldâve also been when you mistakenly ran into one of the glass walls in the tower and she developed a crush over you while you mumbled a series of curses.
This relationship is strongly built on loyalty, so I think you both would be describes as a pair of ride-or-dies who typically tend to lean towards the latter, especially when trying the more extreme things that Donna asked you about.
But overall I think itâs a really sweet relationship with few bumps, theyâre still there but I mean that youâre both good at working through them.
Victor Stone
I feel like this relationship is very classical high school romance, you know?
Like walking to class together, holding each otherâs books, stuff like that.
But on the other hand I feel like youâre both a very fun couple to be around, like you know how when youâre with some couples it feels like youâre third wheeling? Not these two. You feel like youâre part of the crew
You guys probably switch between fun couple and parent couple every now and then, I can see the Titans relying on both of you a lot for different things.
You and Victor are definitely the type to play games to determine who buys food, like things as simple as rock-paper-scissors to things as complicated as 8-Ball, and so far youâve been winning at a ratio of 3:1.
Definitely a very trusting relationship, I feel like you both reach that comfortable stage faster than most, but it feels right, you know? I think youâd both understand that relationships go both ways.
There are probably times where youâre both in a teasing mode too, I think, but theyâre mostly light hearted pranks, definitely not anything in the realm of what Wally would do
I kinda want to say that youâre a very active couple in that you both like to go to the gym together and idk take hikes together but at the same time I also want to say that youâre both inclined to stay home and play video games so I guess itâs like a 50/50
I can also see Victor being the type to do small acts of generosity as opposed to like buying gifts to show his appreciation for you, like I feel like heâs more inclined to help you with small tasks when he knows you need it, you know? Overall very cute, hehe
Raven (Rachel Roth)
Now this oneâs interesting, you and Raven are certainly an interesting duo, but the most interesting thing would likely be how you met. Letâs say it involved a blood sacrifice, a bat, and a very old bicycle.
No you werenât trying to summon her someone else was you just ended up being at the wrong place at the wrong time anyway moving on
Youâre both the perfect example of opposites attract for more reasons than just one.Â
But what makes it better is that youâre always open and willing to learn and understand many of the things that Raven does and she appreciates it a lot
It goes both ways also! Sheâs always willing to do whatever you ask her to and you both end up having at least some fun even if it happens to be something she isnât used to.
Random, but I think a favorite pass time for both of you is simply sitting in her room and reading books, weird, I know, but like thereâs something inherently romantic about either of you excitedly showing the other a certain passage you both enjoyed or telling them about your book, itâs just so sweet.
She definitely has a personal bias towards you, obviously, Garfield can say a joke and sheâd stare at him with a straight face but you could say the exact same joke probably right after him and she would crack a smile and she probably does that on purpose but it still feels nice
You also may or may not have caught on to her incantations and now you may or may not be able to perform these spells but you havenât tried because you wouldnât know how to but itâs just telling of how much time you spent together.
I only mention this because there was an event in which you corrected her incantation and suddenly hell fire appeared which she had to figure out how to get rid of and since then you both mutually agreed to both (a) not tell the Titans and (b) not say incantations out loud
Koriandâr (Starfire)
STOP YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE anyway youâre definitely both kinds to see beauty in everything
Maybe this relationship is rather dangerous considering youâre both curious people and Kori happens to be able to shoot lasers out of her eyes so maybe you should both be just a little more careful
Youâre both probably very doting on both each other and the rest of the Titans and although youâre both well intentioned it has become a case of âoh no thereâs two of themâ but in like a teasing way
I feel like Kori is very open to sharing a lot of aspects about her culture with you, and you have always found Tamaran culture to be beautiful so it fits
Likewise you share a lot of things about your culture too and you both bond over finding ways to combine them together to make a nice fusion of understandings and itâs all a sweet combination
See a big thing about this relationship if that you both put your everything into it, it is an equal push and equal pull kind of thing where you both love each other with everything that you have and it creates this unbreakable bond that even non-supers have come to acknowledge
Though this also results in the both of you frequently being in your own world even when others are around and thatâs something you both promised to fix but yeah...
Itâs coming around, donât worry. Youâre both making active efforts but sometimes it just slips your mind and whoops
Now this should go without saying but this trust often leads to powerful combinations when in missions, youâre both fiercely loyal to each other and this often plays in overall favor so all is well
Garfield Logan
This is a fun relationship, definitely, and one thatâs also very fulfilling.
Youâre both definitely an outdoorsy couple, things like hikes, nature walks (which I guess is also a hike but Iâve been told otherwise), trips to the zoo, etc. but this all just builds the relationship
Also a very sweet one! You both have an unlimited amount of energy and love that youâre often expending said energy volunteering somewhere and helping others out
But when it boils down youâre both also very touchy, I think, you both like being together at all times and cuddles are a frequent occurrence but at the will of the other Titans you both do this in privacy
I also feel like this sweetness can also âflip,â so to say. As in if someone messes with either of you in the relationship the other will come running regardless of whether or not they could do anything about it.
To put it short, you both have each otherâs back all the time. Literally, like I said youâre both inseparable.Â
Despite these I think the relationship would actually be rather lowkey, I donât think he would be the type to constantly showcase the relationship. I think heâd mention it like once to get it out there but after that he wouldnât flaunt you around.
I just think that Garfield, even with his usual out and about behavior, is rather modest when it comes to this topic because youâre more to him than just someone to show off, youâre someone whoâs important to him and overall he just wants you to be comfortable
If thereâs one flaw in this relationship itâs that when you have arguments itâs just horrible, but also rather comedic. Neither of you talk to the other but you both end up still being in the same room together subconsciously. Itâs kind of awkward but the coincidences are what makes the other Titans laugh and honestly you both make up within, like, a day or something.
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âWhat whore gave you those?â
Billyâs attention was brought away from his plate and up towards Neil who was sitting across the table from him, giving him a cocky, yet cold stare.
His chewing slowed as a look of confusion crept into his face, âGave me what?â He questioned, but not before swallowing his mouthful of peas.
Maxâs eyes were shifting between the two as they talked, but Susan kept to herself, she knew better.
âThe hickeys, son.â And Billy could feel the way his face turned crimson, immediately shying away to look down at his plate instead of facing his father.
Because he knew it was no school whore that gave him those love bites. No girl that sucked off guys in the bathroom just because she liked giving blowjobs. It was Steve Harrington, Steve mother fucking Harrington. Steve who has commitment issues, Steve who likes leaving loving bruises on him as a way to tell everybody else to âback offâ because he cant risk what happened between Nancy and Jonathan happening again. And Billy who was too scared of loosing him to deny them.
He simply shrugged, fork playing with his mashed potatoâs knowing damn well that question just took away any appetite he had to finish them.
âDonât remember,â Neil started, Billy sensing the rising anger in his voice, âOr are you just not gonna tell me?â
Billy didnât even begin to know what to say. He was starting to think that he should have just gone with saying it was some girl he took down to the quarry instead of sitting there in silence making himself look more and more suspicious by the second.
âWell, what is it Billy?â Billy felt like the walls of their quaint kitchen were closing in more and more, pushing him and Neil closer and closer with each new demand, and the outcome wasnât looking bright at all.
Suddenly Neil slammed the back of his fist into the solid wood of the table, sound echoing through the house, âSpit it out!â Out of the corner of his eye Billy could see the way Susan flinched at the movement of his fathers hand. He hated that.
âI donât know!â Billy yelled, finally looking up to meet his fatherâs gaze, the two sets of ocean blue eyes colliding to create a deadly typhoon, âI canât- I just- fuck!â
Billy just wanted to stand up and flip the damn table with rage, or maybe twine his fingers into his hair and rip it out in big, chunky fistfuls. He just needed some way of getting out his anger before he did something she knew heâd regret.
âYouâre always sticking your damn nose in my business, maybe just for once butt out and let me live!â The look on Neilâs face was truly priceless. Billy honestly felt like one of those prissy spoiled popular girls in one of those cheesy high school movies, but in the most gratifying way.
As soon as Neil got past his initial shock, he went straight to pissed. Like father, like son, or whatever the saying was. The second Billyâs words left his mouth his father, pushed himself up from the table, chair flying back with the momentum from his thighs straightening up.
âYouâre my son, I have every right to know anything about your life I damn well please, William!â he countered and Billy honest to God snarled.
This is where things took a turn for the worse, where Billyâs bark became a bit too much for his bite, âSteveâs dad doesnât give a shit so why do you?â Oops.
Neilâs face dropped as the puzzle pieces clicked inside of his head. Billy had fucked up and his body language was showing it. His shoulders hunched, his eyes had widened and suddenly his hands were gripping the table with more force than ever before.
âDonât tell me...â Neil almost sounded like he didnât want to believe it himself, âHarringtonâs kid...â
Now Susan was in full panic mode, rounding the table quickly to grab Max and pull her into the back hallways, into her room where she wouldnât be harmed by whatever was going on in the kitchen. But Max didnât let herself be pulled much farther than the entrance to the living room.
âDad, please...â He was desperate now, using any language that would get him brownie points, or at least maybe keep Neil from skinning him alive.
Neil took no mercy, moving to charge head on into Billy, pinning him right up against Susanâs spice rack, paprika and thyme both hitting Billy in the head before he could even think about what was happening.
âYou let that little fag do this to you, Billy? I thought you were better, I thought- I thought we were fucking through with this queer bullshit!â He spat, Billyâs whole body tensed as he prepared for the worst, but didnât give up just yet.
âAnd I thought you were done beating up on me after Hopper gave you a warning, but I guess were were both wrong-â Billy had a grin on his face, even after Neil slapped him with all the force in his body. He had to bite his lip not to fucking bust out laughing because for once he was sticking it to him, not backing down from the man he had been petrified of for his entire existence.
âEight months, weâve been fucking for eight months now,â Billy announced with full confidence, hearing a broken off sob from Susan in the background, âDamn good too, biggest dick I ever did see, daddy-â
Neil didnât look like he knew how to process any of this, like his brain was short circuiting inside of his skull.
âAh!â He yelled loud and proud right into Billyâs face, breath stinking of cigarettes and under seasoned chicken, âGet out!â
Neil pushed him back into the spice rack harder, his skull letting off a thick cracking noise when it hit one of the solid wood shelves, âGet the fuck out you faggot!â
The words felt blurry and distant from him after that last blow, but he could make them out. And oddly enough he felt sad. A feeling he never thought heâd feel finally getting away from Neil, but he did, he really did. Because his stupid self thought that there might be a chance, just a little one, that Neil would put having his son over disowning him for his sexuality. But now his true colors were showing and it hurt.
His eyes welled up with tears, both from fear and hurt as he was pushed away and onto the floor, landing flat on his ass.
âGet out of my goddamn house!â And Billy didnât really need to be told twice. He didnât even think about his keys, or his jacket, or hell, even shoes as he pushed himself up and ran out of the front door.
The distant yells of vulgar words and harsh farewells from Neil weâre merely background noise to the full on sobs that were wracking his body as he ran down the street. Breaking him down piece by piece until he couldnât even stand on his own two feet.
That was the night that Billy, king of the fucking world, was knocked down from his pedestal and onto his knees. The night he looked up to the sky and screamed, just screamed because somehow freedom felt worse than suffocating in that old house on Cherry Road.
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Dr. Frankenstein
Those of you who play Mann vs. Machine might know that, in that mode, the Medic can resurrect dead players. As with most things from MvM, thereâs a good chance Iâm going to try to port it to player-versus-player gameplay. And guess what: Iâm doing that right now!
Are you concerned about how I might handle this extremely powerful attribute? Well, so am I! Letâs figure it out together, shall we?
Reanimator Iteration 1 Medigun (+) If your healing target dies, they drop a reanimator, which allows you to resurrect them by refilling their health gauge (+) +400% reanimation rate when Ubercharged (-) -25% maximum overheal (-) -15% heal rate on recently-wounded targets or when reanimating (reanimating cannot benefit from critical heals)
Note that targets with gauges (e.g. Ubercharge) are reset. You can, however, still gain Ubercharge while reanimating.
Youâll notice that I made the heal rate relatively low (20 health per second) on targets who are being reanimated, with the exception of the Ubercharge. This means that reviving a target is a significant investment - fifteen seconds for a Heavy, for example. Actually, thatâs longer than some respawn timers, meaning that you might end up wasting your healing if you pick the wrong target.
It also begs the question: why are you reviving a single target instead of 1) healing your nearby, living teammates or 2) running away from the people who killed your healing target? Are they that important? If theyâre another Medic or possibly Engineer, maybe they are. But if theyâre your average power class, probably not.
Death is also an emotionally charged kind of thing (in real life, but also in TF2). I wonder if this would lead to situations like âoh, the medic ignored me so I didnât get a chance at reanimationâ or âthe medic ran away instead of reanimating me.â Itâs not the primary problem with the weapon, but these kinds of things should be considered.
With that in mind, Iâm shifting focus, instead working on a passive secondary for a common Medic buddy: the Heavy.
Reanimator Iteration 2 Heavy secondary (passive) (+) On death: Drop a reanimator, allowing friendly Medics to revive you (normal healing rates apply) (+) Charged by dealing damage. At 300 damage, the reanimator is available; you reanimate 25% faster for every 100 damage you deal after that (max of +100%). (-) -40% healing from health packs (-) No active weapon
Loosely based on an old Advanced Weaponiser design, actually. The glaring flaw with this weapon is that it only works when you have a nearby Medic; otherwise itâs just useless.
It may also be violently disruptive to the flow of the game. Once you deal enough damage (which is pretty doable for a Heavy) you have the equivalent of a faster, Medic-activated teleporter just for yourself. And, as with the medigun above, thereâs the question: are you important enough to justify the Medic standing around reviving you?
Letâs (regretfully) cut the Medic out of this equation entirely.
Reanimator Iteration 3 Heavy secondary (passive) (+) Charged by dealing damage (activates at 200, caps out at 1000) (+) For each 100 damage after 200: respawn one second faster (+) For each 100 damage after 200: gain one second of speed boost on respawning (-) No active weapon
My main beef with this weapon is that itâs only useful if you actually die, which is not a guarantee. Dying usually means youâve failed, and thereâs very little you can do to make it less painful; the only real thing would be a teleporter line, which is well-balanced-for already. This would require extensive playtesting and might end up feeling like a bit cheesy to the opposing team, in the vein of âI just killed that guy, why is he back already.â Cheating death is like that; it can make your opponents feel helpless.Â
Remember, too, that respawn differs based on your team; defending teams on Payload or Attack/Defense maps tend to have longer respawn times than the attackers. A small thing to take into account.
Letâs go back to the Medic for one last look at this deeply questionable, but interesting, idea.
Reanimator Iteration 4 Medic melee (+) If you die with 75% or higher Ubercharge: reanimate after two seconds (+) Gain speed boost upon reanimation (duration corresponding to Ubercharge you had) (-) Lose all Ubercharge upon reanimating (-) -40% damage
I like this idea, especially because it can really benefit your team. On the other hand, itâs a passive melee, meaning you get this benefit no matter what - and since itâs such valuable insurance, itâs automatically an option on the table when you select a melee. On the other hand, keeping it at 75% Uber and above means you actually have to stay alive for a while to reap the benefits.
Iâm leery of it, really. Killing a Medic is supposed to represent a window of opportunity for your team, which is somewhat irrelevant if he pops back up again and runs back to his allies. Thereâs also not much you can do to keep him from reaching 75% charge during setup time, especially with a faster-charging gun like the Vaccinator.
Oh well. Itâs still a cool idea, even if people who play on instant-respawn servers wonât be using it.
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Dating Park Jihyo Would Include..(Twice)
-Hereâs some Twice content! All fictional of course (this lady is completely taken, but some of yaâll stay wildin on this site so I have to put this disclaimer out there). Iâll write for the rest of Twice too, Iâll keep you posted! Hope you enjoy! Let me know how this goes. Hope you enjoy! :)
⢠You both met at a fansign
⢠You werenât a super fan of Twice, but your friend dragged you along anyway.Â
â˘Â Jihyo was in between Jeongyeon and Sana when she saw you, and couldnât stop smiling.Â
⢠She fell into a casual conversation and was rather touchy with your hands, which made you blush as Sana and Jeongyeon took notice.Â
⢠The managers began to move you along, but Jihyo didnât want your time to end, so she scribbled down her number in your album quickly and secretly with a wink.
â˘You didnât call her until the next day, afraid that she was just being nice but when she picked up you were relived.Â
â˘Jihyo was super nervous.
⢠She rambled about how much she thought she overstepped, but you reassured her and told her that she was even more beautiful in person.
⢠She mumbled a thank you before you both spoke all day, until she had to go.
⢠You both talked a lot, which was mostly over the phone since she was busy being the leader of one of the biggest girl groups.Â
⢠Jihyo always send you words of encouragement to start your day, along with flirty remarks once she got comfortable talking to you.Â
⢠Once Twice was able to get a break you went on your first date with her.Â
⢠She had to invite you over to the dorm because her privacy is important to her, the same with your own.Â
⢠You were practically interrogated by Twice. They wanted to know exactly what your intentions were with their leader.Â
⢠Jihyo laughed through it but not without sending death glares to the members who over did it at times. Nayeon especiallyÂ
⢠She defended you at times with a hand on your arm or even thigh when she was bold enough.Â
⢠She listened to you and appreciated how respectful you were with her and above all the rest of Twice.Â
⢠When you both were finally alone the both of you cuddled up and discussed how the day went.Â
⢠You answered honestly, Jihyo attentive to each and every word.Â
⢠When you asked her how her day went her answer was rather cheesy.
â˘Â âIt got ten times better when you came over.âÂ
â˘Â âReally?â you asked.Â
⢠Jihyo nodded, then kissed you.Â
⢠You froze for a moment, the gesture sending her into a panic as she pulled away.Â
â˘Â âThat was too fast wasnât it. Y/N Iâm so-â
⢠You pulled her back towards your lips, shutting her up as she eases back into a deeper kiss.Â
⢠The both of you became official after a few weeks.Â
⢠Jihyo even added you to Twiceâs groupchat, which she regretted immediately when she couldnât here the end of her bandmates teasing.
⢠She already got enough of it when she let them know you both were dating.Â
â˘Â âAt least I have a girlfriend,â she declared in God Jihyo fashion.
⢠That shut them up real quick.
⢠Whenever she had to go on tour sheâd leave voice messages for you telling you good morning or good night, depending on what time zone you were in.
⢠She urged to call you, but didnât want to disturb your sleep if it was too early.
⢠Is the type of girlfriend to let you know youâre beautiful each day, no matter how redundant it gets.Â
⢠If youâre feeling low she sends you an extra long voice message and a captioned selfie to let you know you arenât alone.Â
⢠If you disagree with any of her words sheâll go into leader mode to let you know otherwise.
⢠It wonât be overbearing, but sheâs willing to debate for hours on how youâre the most perfect woman in the world.Â
⢠She said I love you first after the last day of a draining concert with tears clinging to her face and voice breaking.Â
⢠When you said it back she laughed like she couldnât believe it.Â
⢠Will ask if you have any issues with her performances, or even voice at times. She wants you to be involved in some way.Â
⢠Loves to practice choreography with you, and enjoys it when you complement her on it. (more on that soon)
⢠She also manages to snag you any merch you want from her tours or promotions if you liked any of them.Â
⢠When you both make public appearances together, she goes incognito for your protection.
⢠Holds onto your hand tightly and will defend you from anything and anyone. Â
NSFW 18 + From Here On
⢠Is a dom (I donât make up the rules)
⢠They call her God Jihyo for a reason ok.Â
⢠She teases you whenever you find a particular stage or show of hers attractive.
â˘Â âOh, you liked that part in More and More I see. Ok jagi.â (if you know you know)
⢠Is the type to tease you around her members when theyâre occupied with something.Â
⢠She always wants you to sit in her lap to the point where she expects you there whenever you spend time together.
⢠Loves to make out with you pressed against her chest, lips going everywhere and her hand down your pants.Â
⢠Makes you squirm with a husky whisper, loves to here you beg when she slows down her movements.Â
⢠You called her goddess in bed one time and she never lived it down.Â
⢠Will press you against the wall or bed and kiss down your neck until you call her that again.Â
â˘Â âCome on jagi, you know what to call me.â
⢠She can be extremely soft too.Â
⢠Sheâs one of the best leaders in kpop for a reason, you donât get there being assertive all the time.Â
â˘If youâre having a bad day sheâll go at your pace, whispering soft words of reassurance as youâre at the edge.
â˘Â âYou feel so good around me, let go. Iâm right there with you.â
â˘Â âItâs just you and me jagi. Focus on me.â
â˘Â âTalk to me, is that how you want it?â
⢠Aftercare is huge for her.Â
⢠Will ask how everything was, if she did ok and more importantly if youâre ok.
⢠She doesnât get jealous, but if Sana or Momo (you know the top flirts) get too close with you at times she will remind you who youâre with real quick.Â
â˘This usually involves rough sex and dirty talk to the max.Â
⢠Aftercare sheâll be extra tentative with cuddles, water, snacks etc.Â
â˘Â âWas that ok?â
â˘Â âI didnât mean to leave that many bruises. Iâm sorry.â
⢠The small amount of times she does let you dom sheâs loud. (sheâs a main vocalist so... yeah)
⢠Will let you know exactly how she wants things to go and doesnât mind if you like to experiment every now and then.Â
⢠Pillowtalk is extremely intimate, Jihyo lays out a lot of her insecurities and she feels protected with you and you feel the same.Â
#twice headcanons#twice x reader#twice x you#twice x fem reader#twice scenarios#twice imagines#girl group scenarios#girl group imagines#park jihyo#jihyo#jihyo twice#park jihyo x reader#jihyo x reader#kpop fanfic#kpop fanfiction#wlw fanfic#wlw fanfiction#twice fanfic#twice fanfiction#Park Jihyo
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Lmaooo some of you already know i live for tough girl Buttercup. I love love love how people have developed her into someone who kicks ass, takes names, and looks good doing it. Sheâs a one-liner queen đ¸, doesnât take lip, and make a sailor blush!! Thereâs no way sheâd ever be soft! No way!!!!
Except, SIKE, you already know I donât mess around with that one dimensional bs because every tough girlâs a little soft in the middle
Donât get me wrong, Buttercupâs tough, but that just a defense mechanism. she cares a little too much about what other people think of her, so she tries to build walls. Canât blame her, last time she easily allowed people in, she was chased to a meteor. That does shit to a kid.
On one hand, she really likes the superhero gig. On the other, sheâs so eager for people to threat her like a normal person that when she was little, in an effort to fit in, she ended up bullying pasty little Elmer, but we all know how that worked out đ¤ˇââď¸ the guilt still eats her up alive, so she ends up being president of the Bully Patrol Squad at her elementary/middle/and high school. Itâs her self-imposed, never ending penance.
When she grows up and fully matures, sheâs overly apologetic about everything. Itâs the âI use to be an aggressive kidâ instinct. She may not come out and say it all the time, but you know when Buttercupâs feeling sorry. Donât believe me on this one? Watch the movie (after she lands the first punch on the gorilla) AND anytime she has to apologize to Bubbles/Blossom in the show.
She still has a bad habit of acting cool in front of new people (it those defense mechanisms dude). In reality, though, out of the three sisters, Buttercupâs actually the shy one. Bubbles and Blossom were given their names for a reason. Theyâre the outgoing mouth pieces, not her. But cool kids donât have to say much to be cool, so people tend not to notice
Take a moment to get to know her though, and Buttercupâs dorky personality really shines through. Sheâs that one kid who knows too much about pro-wrestling, religiously keeps a fantasy football team, and still watches Saturday morning cartoons.
âWeâre not keeping that stinky fleabag.â She pauses, looking down at the kitten as it plays with her yo-yo, and the sour expression on her face softens, âBecause Iâm gonna end up feeding it, and cleaning it, and loving it.â REAL dialogue people!!! REAL dialogue from the show that should persuade you that it is not Blossom or Bubbles who is the Mom Friend(tm) but in fact one Buttercup Utonium!!!!! (fact check me, I dare you)
She may be the âtomboyâ of the trio, but Buttercup canât stand bugs and that doesnât go away as she gets older. Spiders are public enemy number uno. She screams like a baby if she ever accidentally walks through a spider web and an actual encounter with the bug? Oof she books it out of the city.
Happy and gigglely when drunk and it scares everyone but her sisters (they have no idea why people think sheâs so intimidating otherwise, BCâs always happy and gigglely to them). The real her really comes out when she switches off hero mode and allows herself to have fun
Daddyâs girl for life
Every birthday Professor gives her a bouquet of buttercups. Every birthday she rolls her eyes and sighs, but when no oneâs looking she stuffs her face in the bouquet, takes a deep breath, and keeps the damn things alive for as long as possible
So, sue her. She likes buttercups. Itâs still a stupid name. It spawns a horrible amount of cheesy nicknames and really impedes on her tough-girl persona!!! You canât be tough and be named after a flower!! Everyone knows that! Anyway, buttercups are pretty and sheâs not very pretty, but sometimes she likes to think that maybe someday, maybe, someone will think sheâs pretty like the flowers too
The idea makes her giggle. In fact, any romantic thought or feeling makes her giggle. If she giggles at something youâve said? Watch out friend, sheâs got it bad for you. Her sisters tease her relentlessly for this âcharacter flawâ
Yes. Obviously, physical touch and quality time are her love languages. Yes. Obviously, the idea of physical touch and quality time embarrass her to no end. And NO play fighting with someone is not âbasically the same thing,â stfu Bubbles.
But whose to say playful shoulder punches cannot be innately intimate? Not her
She likes hair ribbons! Based on the show and cute comic strips, when she can, she steals Blossomâs bow to wear it. How damn cute would it be if she just really likes them, but knows it was Blossomâs thing so she just admires them from afar.
Speaking of arbitrary pieces of fabric, she still has her childhood blankie. Itâs folded neatly underneath her pillow at all times. Sheâd be damned if she ever lost it again.
Finally, sheâs loyal to the max and doesnât give up easily, so once she lets you in, youâre in for life.
#thought you saw the last of me huh??#let tough girls be soft!#idk headcanons?#ppg buttercup#really debated posting this itâs kind of lame#I think I like Bubbles better b/c hers was funny but everyone already does funny headcanons for buttercup#trying to focus on the OTHER side of the characters you donât see often portrayed and I think for BC thatâs being sweet so opposite of Bubs#does this count as a character study?#eh I may try again later if people are like nahhh
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nodrian headcanons where they get to live slightly normally/where they get to take a little break from reality and just be "normal"
this was super fun to write! im a little bitter that they never got an actual, honest date in the series, so I decided to take that into my own hands. hope you like it:)
CONTAINS SUPERNOVA SPOILERS
   Change is good. Change is good. Change is good.
   Those three words were on a loop in Novaâs head. She stared at herself in the mirror, torn between liking the clothes on her body and wanting nothing more than to rip them off and put on leggings and a sweatshirt. It was nothing fancy, just a pair of acid washed jeans with a plain white t-shirt. She dressed it up a little bit with a necklace Honey had given her years ago and her fatherâs bracelet. The biggest issue was the bandana in her hair; Ruby had convinced her to buy it a few weeks ago because Nova liked the pattern. It was a simple light blue silky fabric with tiny pink flowers here and there. It was pretty, that was all. But Nova had seen how other girls had started wearing bandanas as hair accessories, and she kind of liked that, so she was now debating whether or not to keep the one she had bought tied in her hair.Â
   She was going out on a date with Adrian for the first time since the Supernova and since they decided to break up to give one another time and figure things out. A couple weeks ago, he had casually mentioned that he was ready whenever she was, but he would wait for her. That had terrified her, honestly, and it wasnât until a few days ago that she sent him a text telling him that she was ready, too.Â
   Her therapist, a nice older lady named Liza, suggested the other day Nova do something to step outside of her comfort zone, like wearing something she normally wouldnât wear. Change could be a good thing. She didnât have to step too far out, but maybe baby steps at first. Like instead of wearing leggings, wear a pair of jeans. Or put on a small piece of jewelry. Or wear a color a shade lighter than normal.Â
   There was a knock at her apartment door. Nova cursed and looked at herself once more in the mirror. She bit her bottom lip, hoping that maybe that would bring some color back into it. She sprayed herself with perfume and then left her room, grabbing her bag on the way out.Â
   Adrian smiled at her when she opened the door, eyes widening as he looked her up and down. A blush crept onto her cheeks.
âHi.â
âHi.â
There was a short pause, borderline awkward, before he said, âYou look nice,â then held out an arm. âReady to go? Thereâs this new restaurant in the historic downtown that I think youâd love.â
   Feeling a rush of boldness, Nova grabbed his hand instead, lacing their fingers together. His smile brightened, and he squeezed her hand. âReady.âÂ
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   Nova had only been to the old downtown a few times in her life. It used to be pretty rundown and sketchy, but in recent years, there had been a revival in the area. Now there were little coffee shops, antique stores, pubs, boutiques, and more spread out over one main and four side streets. The streets had been redone as well, paved with brick like how they used to be back in the day. The only modes of transportation allowed were by foot or by cheesy horse-drawn carriages. The area was like a little bubble away from the rest of the city. And it was stunning in the evening, as everything was lit up.Â
   Dinner had been wonderful. Adrian took her to a burger place designed like an old-timey diner; there was even a jukebox that played music from another era. They had talked and laughed as they always did, as if nothing had really changed. After all, Adrian was still Novaâs best friend, and they had always kind of known that they would get back together one day, so nothing was awkward. The only thing that was different now than it had been in recent months was that Adrian sat beside her in their booth and held her hand, absentmindedly tracing her fingers. He even got bold enough to reach a hand down beneath the table to rest on her knee at one point while they ate. Nova never once protested at his affections.Â
   Now they were strolling down the sidewalk, sharing an ice cream in a cup with two spoons. Adrianâs jacket was still resting on her shoulders from when she got cold in the restaurant.Â
   âIâve been talking with the people in weapons,â Nova said, licking her thumb as a little bit of ice cream dribbled down onto it. âTheyâre really interested in some of my designs, how theyâre better for every day crime instead of targeting prodigies-â
   âNo Renegade talk,â Adrian said sternly, although there was humor in his eyes. He nudged her lightly. âRemember what we agreed on?â Right. They had agreed to not bring up the Renegades or the Council or the government or anything like that. They would have a normal date as normal teenagers and not as superheroes who were known worldwide.Â
   Nova rolled her eyes and pushed him back. âFine, bossy. What do you want to talk about?â
   Adrian didnât answer for a minute, although Nova could feel his intense gaze on her. âYour birthdayâs coming up, right? MayâŚ?â
   â27th.â Nova nodded. âBut itâs March, Adrian.â
   âItâs still coming up.â He shook his head with a slight laugh. âAre you going to do anything?â
   She shrugged. âI donât think so. Maybe go out to eat with the team, or Ruby might force me out of my apartment to do something.â With a tiny glance in his direction, she added, âMaybe have a date with my boyfriend.â
   He stopped in his tracks, and they had to move to the edge of the sidewalk as to not block the pathway. He looked down at her, joy clearly written in his features that he was trying so hard to school. Nova bit her lip to hide her grin, although it wasnât working too well.Â
   âAre you saying you want to be my girlfriend, Nova Artino?â She couldâve sworn he puffed his chest out a bit, maybe even raised his chin a bit higher.Â
   âNot anymore.â She snorted and pushed him away. Noticing that their ice cream was gone, she grabbed it out of his hands and threw it out in the trash can beside her. Then, she turned to leave him, jokingly of course. As expected, he pulled her back to him, arms encircling her waist. Her laughter died in her throat, but her smile remained.Â
   âYes,â she answered honestly this time. âLetâs make it official.â
   âAre you ready for that?â The look he gave her was so sweet, so sincere. It only made Nova love him more. âIt wonât be easy, at least with the public knowing about us. And I donât want to rush you if you need more time.â
   Nova shook her head firmly. She had noticed all night the looks people gave her, the confusion and elation and anger from all different kinds of faces at the sight of her with Adrian Everhart. Some probably still thought she hated the Renegades. Some saw hope at an Artino and an Everhart coming together out of love. Some were upset that a former villain should be allowed a chance at redemption and happiness. But she had been given those looks for months whenever she was in public with one of her friends, especially Adrian. She still wasnât used to it, maybe she never would get used to it, but it had gotten easier.Â
   âI want you, Adrian Everhart.â She wrapped her arms around his neck. âAll of you. And if that includes nosy people,â she shrugged, âthen so be it. I wonât love you any differently.â
His hold on her waist tightened. He reached a hand up to tuck a strand of hair behind her ear, then let it rest on the back of her neck as he leaned down. Nova met him halfway, heart fluttering when he murmured so softly, just loud enough for her ears alone, âIâm so in love with you, Artino.âÂ
The kiss was short and sweet, nothing more than a few gentle pecks. It had been a while since they had kissed, and Nova had to restrain herself from jumping in his arms and kissing him like there was no tomorrow. She knew, however, that they couldnât. For one, they were in public. And two, there was probably a reporter hiding somewhere, camera at the ready. Nova wouldnât be surprised if she found photos of her date with Adrian the next day, with their kiss blown up for the world to see.Â
But she didnât care. Not in that moment.Â
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Adrian drove her home.Â
They sat in his car for a while, just talking. It was more private here. Nova allowed herself to be a bit more open with him, playing with his fingers as he recounted what Max had done the other day that got him grounded for a week.Â
âBut my dads can barely keep the grounding serious.â Adrian shook his head in amusement. âEspecially Hugh. They seem to âforgetâ that Max is in trouble when heâs watching TV.â
Nova rolled her eyes. âIâm just glad to hear heâs adjusting okay, and that heâs not always a wise old man. Itâs good for him to get in trouble.âÂ
âI know.â Adrian chuckled. âBut that still doesnât mean I wonât preach the injustice with all the times I was grounded for doing the littlest of things.âÂ
âYouâre not exactly innocent, Mr. Everhart.â Nova narrowed her eyes at him. âYouâve had a few secrets up your sleeve. Literally.âÂ
She tried to maintain her neutral expression as Adrian shifted his body a bit closer. âOh, weâre going to play that game, huh?âÂ
âIâm just saying,â she started, smile creeping onto her lips, but her defense was soon forgotten when he placed a hand on her cheek. Instinctively, she leaned into his touch. âBut none of that matters anymore, right? No more secrets.â
Adrianâs lips quirked up. Her eyes were immediately drawn to them. âNo more secrets,â he repeated softly. Leaning forward, he placed a kiss on her cheek. âSkies, Iâve missed you, Nova.â He pulled back a bit to face her. âI know we agreed that breaking up was for the best, and being just friends while figuring this shit out helped a ton, but Iâd be lying if I said it wasnât also agonizing to not be able to be with you in that way.â
Nova rested her forehead on his, feeling her neck heat up. âI missed you, too,â she murmured. âBut now we have mostly everything figured out.â She paused. âI meant it when I said earlier that Iâm ready.â
He kissed her, slow yet not long enough. âYouâre so beautiful, Nova.â
Nova beamed against his lips and kissed him back, a bit harder than before. He responded with enthusiasm; the hand on her cheek pulled off her bandana and reached back to dig into her hair. She melted under his touch, becoming completely putty in his arms. It was hard to keep her composure. After all, it had been months since she had been this intimate with someone, as Adrian was her last.Â
His lips wandered down to her throat, leaving her trembling. When he was sly enough to gently pull her skin in between his teeth, Nova couldnât hold back the moan that escaped her mouth. As her hand trailed up his back underneath his shirt, she had a brief thought to invite him in to watch a movie or something. It wasnât too terribly late, and they still had a lot of catching up to do. But then she felt his fingers graze her hip and rest just underneath her bra as he rose back up to kiss her deeply, and suddenly she wanted nothing more than to be lost in Adrian Everhart.Â
However, they were in his car outside her apartment complex. His windows didnât exactly grant them privacy. Really, it wasnât the most romantic setting for their activity.Â
Sighing against him, she broke the kiss. His eyes blinked open in surprise, chest rising and falling as heavily as hers. He frowned at her.
Before he could start asking questions, Nova brought a hand to push his glasses up. Her fingers may or may not have accidentally brushed his lips when her hand fell to his cheek. She tried to catch her breath even as she spoke. âHow about we go inside where itâs more...appropriate? Watch a movie, maybe?âÂ
Adrian glanced at their surroundings and nodded. They shared a sheepish smile, then headed inside.Â
They werenât an hour into the movie before they passed out on the couch cuddling, nothing but a tangled mess of blankets and limbs.
#renegades#archenemies#supernova#supernova spoilers#Adrian everhart#nova artino#nodrian#osby#tuckva#ruby tucker#danna bell#Oscar silva#anarchists#max everhart#my writing#asks
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Mike, El, and the importance of intimacy and space
I know a lot of people arenât happy with how Mike/Eleven was handled this season and so Iâm here to spill some tea and offer some help. It wasnât out-of-character, and it wasnât bad writing. Youâve just gotta look below surface level and stop thinking everything is black and white because, spoiler alert, the Duffer Brothers aren't hacks. Hereâs how Milevenâs relationship matured and got healthier in the third season, and why you should stop thinking itâs the end of the world:
First off, I saw it coming, and Iâm glad my prediction was correct. It stung less, and Iâm happy with that ending. I knew there would be a greater reason for Hopper to force space between them other than him just being in protective!Dad mode. They needed to learn how to be together while also maintaining a healthy distance.
I think if youâre unsatisfied with how they ended season three, or you feel cheated, or youâre depressed, itâs probably because you -- and I mean this in the nicest way possible, I really do -- missed the point completely.
In the first season, they get torn apart from one another after, like, seven days of knowing each other, but they donât know how to handle separation because theyâre twelve years old and theyâre basically just strangers with deep infatuation... In the second season, El spies on him because she misses him, but, more importantly, she misses how he made her feel: accepted and at home, and Mike is unable to move on and so he doesnât mourn her death because something deep within him is telling him not to (*cough* soulmate energy *cough). But then theyâre reunited, and ever since then, Mikeâs priority is keeping El safe. (This is why I have a problem with Maxâs attitude towards Elâs powers but thatâs for another post).
In the third season, itâs established straight away that theyâre pretty... erm, close, and apparently, theyâve been like that for six months (so ever since the Snowball, I guess). Itâs understandable that Hopper wants to create some distance between them, and as the viewer, youâve kinda got to side with him because these are teenagers, and theyâre clearly maturing. Thatâs easy to see. But youâve got to understand why they need time apart -- not Hopperâs reasons, but the writersâ motivations. Yes, itâs because theyâre going to be âtorn apartâ from each other again.
If you spend every waking hour of every day with somebody, eventually you become co-dependent and you'll be unable to form other relationships. This isnât Hopperâs objective, really. He just wants to keep El (and Mike) safe, and young. His plan isnât to break them up but to make sure they learn the importance of space -- personal space! He needs her indoors for the time being, and so El makes up for this by inviting her boyfriend over every damn day to listen to cheesy music and makeout. And they are too close when the season starts. The writers use Hop to create physical space between them, and Maxâs (questionable) friendship and advice to create psychological distance. But eventually, their feelings win out. And you know what else gets a win because of this? Their relationship. It becomes healthier, and they learn how to be together while also being apart, which is something they hadnât had to face before. Itâs the bittersweet halfway point between the first and second season finales.
If Hopper tells us that theyâre too close, then we believe it. But the problem with seeing things through his -- and Maxâs -- eyes is that the level of intimacy theyâve reached is actually a lot deeper than just kissing and hiding in her bedroom, and Mike âhaving her all to himselfâ. Itâs played for comedic relief, and youâre led to believe theyâre just being gross teenagers because thatâs literally how the season starts. But if you fall for this, that means the writers did their job right, and youâve fallen right into their trap.
Mike and Elâs relationship isnât ânormalâ, and so both Max and Lucasâ advice falls on deaf ears in the end. (What works for one couple isnât going to work for the other when one half of the latter has superpowers.) Eventually, they just end up back together, but not in the same way they were before. Itâs a lot less visibly shallow now. And itâs entirely intentional because the intimacy post-breakup is a lot more important than that in the first episode -- this is what we should be focusing on, and this is whatâs going to enable them to be in a healthy relationship from here on out.
Mike is the only one (yeah, I said it!) that gives a shit about Elâs actual well-being until she nearly gets her leg ripped off. Everyone else just seems all too eager to let El do her thing, and save the day as usual. Mike is the only one who respected Hopperâs instructions to keep her in the cabin until sheâs allowed outside -- because, oh yeah, itâs not been a year! and Dustinâs house doesnât count! and she does have a curfew so there are definite rules set in place that Max just totally disobeys! Mike is the only one who actually moves to defend her when sheâs being, you know, strangled to death. Mike is her first protector, whether you like it or not, whether you want to admit it or not. He has been since the first season since he took her in and kept her safe.
El has, and people always ignore this, a serious hero complex. But itâs because sheâs had to be the hero for everyone, and save the day, and so she doesnât know when they stop. Iâm all for giving her agency, and itâs great that she discovered herself this season, but weâve gotta stop pretending she knows her limits. She doesnât. Mike does, and Hopper does, and she has to be told to stop because otherwise, everyone else is just going to wait for her to pass out and then come up with a solution. She canât be the constant savior; and Mike knew this but no one was listening.
Mike, while the de-facto leader of his group, also fulfills typical love interest tropes, but heâs special in that heâs a fourteen-year-old boy dating the teenaged hero. People are going to misinterpret his actions, including the other characters. Heâs not controlling. Heâs just rightfully concerned about things nobody else seems to be worried about. And eventually, El seems to just accept this: that Mike is her North Star.
This is where we get into intimacy. Ironically, everyone focuses on the kissing when it comes to these two but thatâs really not the most important aspect of their relationship: itâs touch. The progression of touch between them is everything if you track it back to their first episode. Over time, El has gone from refusing the touch of his hand on her forearm to full-on collapsing into him. They quite literally fold into each other now, into a mess of hair and limbs and hands, and Iâm not even entirely sure itâs intentional. Millie and Finn play it with such ease that Iâm honestly kind of surprised two teenagers have such good chemistry that I just buy the progression. They donât have to sell it. They donât have to try. They give the most important part of Mike and Elâs relationship away freely without words. Itâs seamless.
Mike is her North Star: her constant, the first person sheâs reached for since she allowed herself to, was given the choice. And the good thing about that? The North Star is always there, no matter how far away you move or where you go. Youâll always find it again. Even if theyâre apart now, theyâll find their way back to one another because they know how: not through entering the void if she could, not by calling out into the nether because heâs losing hope, but because theyâve discovered how to love each other without it becoming all-consuming. They breached a level of intimacy that didn't involve hormones or sex as one might have expected; pent-up emotions were first expressed through intimate touch, and this, in turn, allowed them to reach a natural turning point in their relationship: in love, with boundaries set and feelings laid out. In fact, it was actually kind of normal of them. Strange, I know...
(PS: Also, they totes love each other. Youâre welcome.)
#mileven#mike x eleven#mike wheeler#el hopper#stranger things#st3#text#this... went on for a bit and i'm pretty sure i lost my train of thought#but if you know me at all then you know the point i'm trying to make#also *gasp* this has the word sex in it#this isn't even my unpopular opinions post but you can get a sense of where i'm going with /that/#tp*#st meta#meta
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LIFE IN THE FAST LANE
in the market for some weird animal facts? well, Iâm happy to oblige. you look like a discerning customer with a real need for speed, so allow me to introduce you to one of Natureâs finest sports models! theyâre lean, theyâre mean, and they can go 0-60 in 3 seconds flat! and boy, that engine really purrs.
put the pedal to the metal, because itâs-
CHEETAH! he can really move! CHEETAH! with anxious attitude! CHEETAH! HEâS THE FASTEST THING ALIIIIIIIIVE
Cheetahs are large spotty cats built along the same lines as a Greyhound. (the dog, not the bus.) theyâre found throughout sub-Saharan Africa and some parts of Asia, where they sprint around like maniacs and pose for tourists to their heartâs content. at least 75% of every Cheetah is limbs by volume, and they sport a pair of iconic black tear track markings that would make Gerard Way jealous.
youâve probably seen them before on junk food packaging in your local grocery store, but their real claim to fame is that theyâre the fastest land animal on the entire planet. vroom vroom!
the whole Dangerously Cheesy thing is just a side job.Â
thereâs a surprising amount of really dang fast animals on this planet, (most are mammals, but none of then are hedgehogs.) but the Cheetah has them all beat for sheer ground speed alone. other animals can run further or for longer, but none can match the Cheetahâs absolutely insane landspeed record of 61 to 70 miles per hour. (ish.)
thatâs an absolutely absurd amount of speed for something that has paws instead of wheels or wings. in fact, thatâs even faster than some creatures who DO have wings! (those creatures probably feel pretty bad right now, and they should.) to give some perspective: if youâre a Cheetah, itâs straight-up fucking illegal to sprint in almost all of Illinois. (good luck arresting a Cheetah though, theyâre bitey!)
you have the right to OW you have the right to remain silent OW STOP BITING ME
while itâs a known fact that Cheetahs are THE fastest mammal currently in existence on our beautiful planet, exactly how fast they are is a subject of some debate and also some academic hair-pulling. (thereâs a surprising amount of hair-pulling in academia, both figurative and literal.) this is because itâs actually pretty difficult to a) motivate any animal to sprint at full speed for your own personal amusement, and b) calculate exactly how fast said animal is moving once youâve motivated it into sprint mode.
methods for clocking the speed of a sprinting Cheetah have included solutions as fancy-schmancy sciencetech as radio-tracking GPS collars, radar guns, and carefully measured artificial courses, and also solutions as straight-up mad max bullshit as driving next to the sprinting Cheetah in a rusted-out truck and just having an intern watch the speedometer, or dragging bait behind a speeding car and having a different intern watch the speedometer. these methods give some very different results, as you might imagine.
thereâs a surprising amount of straight-up mad max bullshit in science, because fancy-schmany sciencetech can only get you so far.
Cheetahs can only sustain this absolutely insane burst of speed for about thirty seconds, but thatâs more than long enough for their purposes. Cheetahs mostly hunt antelope, who are slower but definitely no slackers in the speed department themselves. this often leads to suspenseful high-speed chases all over the dang place like an episode of Serengeti: Cheetah Vice Squad.
once a Cheetah has located its intended victim, it uses its incredible speed to turbo boost close enough to Blue Shell the hapless antelopeâs legs right out from under it, sending it tumbling and causing a tragic antelope-pileup on the Serengeti and probably ending up on the antelope evening news. and then just to add insult to injury, the Cheetah bites its neck open and eats it.
Iâve said it before, but nature is so mean. SO MEAN.
Cheetahs are the only big cat to have this particular hunting style, and itâs because thereâs no other cats quite like them. theyâre not even technically âbig catsâ, but something so weird that they have an entire genus, Acinonyx, completely to themselves. and theyâre so weird because mother nature minimaxed them for Speed and dumped every other stat to do it.
Cheetahs are long, lanky, flexible, and very lightly built. this gives them the power to accelerate like a Ferrari on bath salts, but it also makes them really bad at basically anything else large cats are usually known for. Cheetahs also canât roar, and instead they make noises usually associated with your garden-variety tabby cat. they chirp, meow, hiss, mew, and even purr! (I donât know about you, but Iâll take a purr over a roar any day.)
literally everything about this cat is intended to fling it forward at the highest rate of giddyup possible, and I can respect that.
but this hyperspecialized body plan comes with a price: Cheetahs are relatively weak and incredibly fragile. in fact, theyâre completely outmatched by just about every other predator in Africa! they get bullied, bodied, and have their kills stolen and cubs infanticided on a pretty regular basis. this is very sad and awful, and itâs why every Cheetah in existence is an anxious mess.
no seriously, Cheetahs are notoriously anxious animals, even in captivity! this is rough for the Cheetah and can be a huge problem for animals in zoos and breeding programs. but luckily thereâs a solution to soothe these unlucky anxious kitties- support dogs!
enough talk about infanticide, time for PUPPIES!
some zoos have begun raising puppies and Cheetah kittens together, giving the Cheetahs a sibling with a more laissez faire outlook on life to look up to. and the weirdest part is- itâs working! Cheetahs in breeding programs that are given dog siblings are even beginning to have the cubs they were too nervous to have before, and itâs all thanks to the positive life outlook of manâs best friend!
and thatâs important, because Cheetahs are currently listed as Vulnerable. their population and range is shrinking, and these captive breeding programs are vital to keeping their numbers healthy. international efforts are underway to protect the Cheetahs and their habitat, and thereâs hope that these fragile nervous speedsters will continue to blitz their way into the future.
with dog, all things are possible.
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â ď¸ warnings: dom/sub dynamics, smut, bdsm
a = aftercare (what theyâre like after sex)
In the mood to talk a lot. Might appreciate a high five. Iâm not even kidding.
b = body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partnerâs)
Confident about his legs. Always uses a metric ton of lotion to make them extra soft for you to fondle. Might go through a few bottles a month because wow, his legs have a lot of well um leggy leg to be slathered. For you... similar area, he likes your feet to worship.Â
c = cum (anything to do with cum basically⌠iâm a disgusting person)
How much more playful can he get. At your command, heâll lick it off your butt. Sex with Namjoon is always super creamy-sloppy-sweaty anyways, he has a lot to gobble up.
d = dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Most of the other members have as many secrets as they have fingers, Namjoon, however, will exceed that by far. He wants to try shibari, sounding, pet play, flogging, collaring, and basically everything that comes with spreader bars and gimps. Clearly spends too much time on the internet because holy cow, thatâs ambitious. But you can take it as a compliment to your skill, or rather, Namjoonâs conviction that you master a lot of kinks.
e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyâre doing?)
In his mind, and in general terms of knowledge, very much so. Heâs not just well-versed with humanitarian thought, kink is not safe from his curiosity. Practically, less so, but he learns fast with your lead.
f = favourite position (this goes without saying.)
Up against a wall. He is not above begging for you to pin him to one everywhere. Also his favorite mode of making out, by the way.
g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Oops! By accident. Like when removing pants, trying to at least, because his boner often gets stuck, or stumbling across the room entangled with you, trying to head towards the bed.
h = hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Will definitely experiment with razors a lot. Because letâs face it, Namjoon is like straight out of a shaving commercial. Imagine him in those scenarios where the guy is all sensual under the shower with cream dripping everywhere, or leaning against the mirror wall. Itâs totally worth filming.
i = intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspectâŚ)
You probably have to prevent him from getting super cheesy... or allow it because oh my, he becomes even more hopelessly subby from that.
j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Edging, edging, edging. Him masturbating gets him into all sorts of trouble and everyone in BTS has at least one Kim âFap Monsterâ Namjoon story they can drunkenly tell at a party to embarrass him for eternity. Heâs most infamous for moaning far too loud during climax and even talking to himself, or accidentally streaming his session into the group chat. The first sex-related thing that youâll ever do is establish a couple rules for Fap Monster to follow, and generally engage in more guided masturbation than having him do it alone.
k = kink (one or more of their kinks)
The question remains, what kink doesnât he have! But I get it, something specific, letâs see. That would be breast sucking. And not just on you, we all know the perks of Namjoonâs chest.
l = location (favourite places to do the do)
Now hear me out. Itâs not the library, but something even more... out of the ordinary. Namjoon would totally be ready to have sex in abandoned places of some sort given that thereâs not a spider every corner and unsafe debris. Maybe for nostalgic value, or the sheer thrill. Youâll have to talk about it.
m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Different every week. He will gladly explain that to you in his 2 AM texts that read like a Kant chapter each.Â
n = no (something they wouldnât do, turn offs)
Now we had that, itâs more difficult to pinpoint that one. Nams would probably mention something that doesnât go in accordance with his moral values and is general common sense either way, like some kind of creepy race/non-con play or certain forms of edge play torture that take hygiene concerns to a new level and would shred anyone without 10 years of experience. Besides exchanging thoughts with you, heâll get busy in some BDSM forums online and inform himself on how the consensus is. Namjoon is definitely the type to know about what is controversial and being careful with that. He is kinky, but role model kinky.Â
o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Oh man. What canât he do with his tongue. And those lips... fit perfectly on your labia. Surely equal amounts giving and receiving, 69 ahoy.
p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Sex with Namjoon is so dynamic, speed hardly stays the same over the course of a few minutes. Ever heard his tracks? You can assess how a rapper fucks by his mixtape alone. He switches flow every ten bars. Thatâs how Namjoon is in bed.Â
q = quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
You can jump on his dick as often as you please, problem is that Namjoonâs masturbation troubles transfer to your quickies as well. I think thereâs a reason why abandoned places are perfect because otherwise, the whole world will know.
r = risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
90% risk, 10% contemplation. That might seem unusual for him, but in your presence, Namjoon quickly becomes a bit of a carefree guy. Hormones are one hell of a drug. But! Itâs good to see him leave his mind palace.
s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they lastâŚ)
To be fair: He tries and tries and tries. All that edging does give him a few bonus minutes of endurance, but 15 minutes is the limit. Two rounds max.Â
t = toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
One of the few members who isnât caught up in the toy mania. Seriously, can you imagine Joon operating something like a Sybian? Itâs not him. Instead, he prefers you to bring your own collection along, who said Kim Namjoon doesnât like some anal beads to stretch him out.
u = unfair (how much they like to tease)
His teasing is so subtle, itâs a test for your intelligence. If you donât get it, he can still do one of his infamous simple, but effective winks to get your attention. The guy has several methods up his sleeve and thinks youâre cool anyways. Namjoon is a pretty sophisticated flirt, youâll love that.
v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)
Boy, what a confusion is that going to be for the neighbors. âIs Y/N watching Jurassic World again?â Nope, itâs your man making some weird inhuman noises and heâs proud of them.Â
w = wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
You can definitely take him hiking and have a lot of fun in the mountains, you know. Again, that saves civilization from Namjoonâs lack of vocal control and you have free reins to really make him choke and moan in the meadows.
x = x-ray (letâs see whatâs going on in those pants, picture or words)
Doctors hate him! How did Kim Namjoon grow such an impressive 8th member of BTS reaching from Ilsan to Seoul? Citizens use it as a bridge! Buy his secrets for just 70.99$! Now Iâm joking, Namjoon dabbles around upper average independently of his body height, and you can be glad because if that was in true proportion your gynecologist would be the one hating him and that third leg. Heâs definitely material for cock and ball torture, lots of areas to work with. Add the ass heâs been growing to spank. I swear the guyâs a sex symbol. Â
y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
How to describe it. Namjoon has a lot of pizzazz. It magically goes to sleep in the presence of books though.
z = zzz (⌠how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Click! Lights off. It happens pretty fast so you have to wrap it up quickly and kiss your koala goodnight.Â
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