#cheeseburger hotdish

[fcukfodmap]

Day 29: Low-FODMAP Cheeseburger Casserole

The high-FODMAP version of this hotdish has been a favorite in the household: it's dead easy comfort food. After my success with a mac & cheese-style casserole, I figured I'd give a low-FODMAP version a go. There didn't seem to be too many substitutions, and the flavor profile didn't seem too reliant on garlic and/or onions.

That's all true, but I want to take a moment and bellyache about how quickly and thoroughly AI has ruined Google searches. I wanted to know if American cheese was low-FODMAP, and duly googled it. The very first link went to a site which was obviously written by AI, and included verifiably wrong information.

For example, the site claimed that milk was low-FODMAP, which it is not. After a little more searching, I found an article written in 2018, well before LLMs turned the internet into gray goo, that indicated that American cheese has way more lactose than other hard cheeses, like cheddar, and could not be part of a low-FODMAP diet. I'm going to believe that over some fcuking AI hallucination. The internet sucks.

So. To the recipe:

Low-FODMAP Cheeseburger Hotdish

12 oz gluten-free elbow macaroni

1 1/4 lb ground beef

3 c water

1 15 oz can tomato sauce

1/2 c chopped dill pickles

2 tsp Worcestershire sauce

2 tsp dry mustard

1 tsp brown sugar

6 slices bacon

6-8 slices fake American cheese (or cheddar slices)

salt, pepper & vegetable oil

Preheat oven to 475F. Generously grease a 9x13 baking dish with vegetable oil or lactose-free butter. Spread noodles in dish, and crumble beef into 1/2 inch pieces over the noodles.

Mix water, tomato sauce, pickles, Worcestershire, mustard, sugar, 1/2 tsp salt, and 1/2 tsp pepper together in bowl. Pour into the dish with the noodles and stir to combine. Cover tightly with tin foil and bake for 25 minutes.

Meanwhile, microwave bacon until crisp, and then cut into crumbles.

Remove the dish from the oven, and stir thoroughly, scraping the sides. Lay cheese slices on top of casserole to cover, sprinkle with the bacon crumbles, then return to the oven and bake for another 4-7 minutes.

Remove from the oven and let cool for 10 minutes.

This turned out exceptionally well. Before this low-FODMAP nonsense, I had tried cheddar slices as the cheese topping, but I didn't particularly like how they melted. So I used Violife Just Like American Sandwich Slices Vegan Cheese Alternative, which are actually as advertised. They melted well and honestly taste like American cheese, but without gluten, lactose, or soy, which a lot of fake cheeses have. But cheddar slices would be fine in a pinch.

The other questionable thing in a low-FODMAP diet was the canned tomato sauce. Tomatoes are okay in smaller quantities, which for sure this was, but most tomato sauces have garlic and onions in them, which is on the no list, FODMAP-ily speaking. I was able to find a sauce that was just tomatoes -- the brand is Pomi -- but for sure you could use petite diced or crushed tomatoes, and this recipe would turn out fine. Pay attention to labels, per usual.

Anyway! Everyone went back for seconds (and one for thirds) so this was a total win. So much so I don't really have leftovers for lunch tomorrow, which is annoying. The drawbacks of success.

Disclaimer: I am no dietician. I'm doing my best to minimize FODMAPs in my diet, but it's possible for me to be misinformed or mistaken about various ingredients. Especially because the internet is broken.

[sheawritesstuff]

Redacted Characters as Midwestern / Southern Food I Think They'd Like

✩ Sam - Gooey Butter Cake

✩ Porter - Coleslaw

✩ Vincent - Toasted Ravioli

✩ David - Chili with Cinnamon Rolls

✩ Milo - Buckeyes

✩ Asher - Chicago Mix Popcorn

✩ Huxley - Tater Tot Hotdish

✩ Damien - Chili Mac

✩ Lasko - Scotcheroos

✩ Gavin - Sweet Cream Corn

✩ Camelopardalis - Sugar Cream Pie

✩ Vega - Morel Mushrooms

✩ Hush - Chocolate Potato Chips

✩ Avior - Deep Dish Pizza

✩ Regulus - Frog Legs

✩ Caelum - Puppy Chow

✩ Guy - Fried Cheese Curds

✩ Geordi - Cornbread

✩ Ollie - Biscuits and Gravy

✩ Ivan - Fried Okra

✩ Aaron - Burnt Ends

✩ Elliott - Hashbrown Casserole

✩ Blake - Apple Pie with Cheddar Cheese

✩ Brachium - Frozen Custard

✩ Kody - Meatloaf with Ketchup

✩ Anton - Cheeseburger Pie

✩ James - Watergate Salad

✩ Marcus - Fried Green Tomatoes

✩ Morgan - Beer Brats

[trivialbob]

Tonight I went out to dinner with my dad. 

I keep a list of restaurants I want to try. If there’s good review online or in the paper it goes on my list. My newspaper runs a column called “The 5 best things we ate this week.” Usually I can add one or two to my list when I read another column.

Tonight my dad drove and paid! for dinner. He let me pick the restaurant. Out came my list.

This place was good. I craved a cheeseburger and ordered one. It was perfectly fine. But you know what, afterwards I regretted not ordering the Tater Tot Hotdish, classic or modern.

Our table was next to a fireplace. It was pleasantly warm and cozy.

Today was my Friday. Now I’ve got a four-day weekend. I think I will make some tater tot hotdish of my own tomorrow.

[akagami94stuff]

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[samayla]

1k/day: January 27, 2019

Took the day off. 

It was my little brother’s 18th birthday, so I spent most of the day in the kitchen. I did a lemon poppy seed layer cake and his favorite tater tot hotdish. Think a really great, mushroom-y cheeseburger and fries. Caramelized onions and mushroom soup and a touch of tangy ketchup and mustard in the sauce... Birthdays around here mean special requests for dinner, and that’s what he wanted.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

[thepetebye]

Welcome to a MN Super Bowl!

*I have seen this all over the internet this week. Thought I’d share.*

In honor of our Super Bowl guests... too good not to share! Welcome to Minnesota. You probably have a lot of questions. We don’t blame you. It’s cold (it’s been colder, as someone already told you) and there are giant piles of snow and people keep talking about “Juicy Lucy” and you don’t even know a Lucy. Here’s what we can tell you:

-Please enjoy Nicollet Mall. It took us 12 years to finish the thing.

-Please enjoy US Bank Stadium. We built it on top of our old stadium. It would deflate when it snowed. It snowed a lot.

-Please enjoy the Mall of America. We built it on top of our other old stadium. That team went to a lot of Super Bowls! Don’t ask us any questions beyond this!

-Please enjoy First Avenue. It’s an old Greyhound bus station. Prince and some other local kids made it a church.

-The elevated sidewalks that connect downtown buildings are called skyways. One visitor called them “skybridges” and his body never was found.

-Tom Brady’s grandma is from Browerville. To get there, get on 94 and go west for a couple hours. Not on Fridays, though; it’s a total shitshow with a bunch of guys named Dale towing pontoons or snowmobiles.

-Take the Glenwood/Sauk Centre exit and go north on US 71. You’ll hit Browerville in about a half-hour. The Muni is probably open if you need a Heggie’s Pizza.

-On your way to Browerville, you’ll drive through Maple Grove. Sisqo lives there now. Yeah, “Thong Song” Sisqo. We don’t know what that’s all about, but there was a story about it in the paper. Just passing this along.

-Hotdish, not casserole. Casserole can go jump in a dang lake.

-It’s Duck Duck GREY DUCK. We shot the goose. He is dead. No goose in our Duck Duck game.

-When we almost collide in a doorway, we will say “Ope.” It’s pure instinct at this point. We don’t know why we say it. We’re sorry we ran into you. We said “Ope.” Let’s move on.

-Flannel, blaze orange, and camo are not seasonal fashions so much as foundational lifestyle choices.

-Choppers are big golden/yellow mittens. You can get them at Fleet Farm. They have a silo in the parking lot.

-The three preceding sentences could be the most Upper Midwestern sentences in existence.

-Black ice is not an energy drink. Avoid unless you like tow trucks and auto body repair.

-The snow/dirt/ice/salt/sand mixture on the bottom of our cars? Snow boogers, or just gunk if you prefer.

-You call them parking garages. We call them parking ramps. Honestly not married to this one, so if you want us to start calling them garages, we’ll work with you.

-You call it soda. We call it pop. We don’t get it either that one’s not changing.

-You’ll engage in a conversation about the weather with a native Minnesotan. We literally cannot help it. It’s a compulsion. We got a ton of snow last week, but it was nothing like the Halloween Blizzard of 1991. See? We’re already doing it.

-People who have very strong opinions about the aforementioned Juicy Lucy. It’s basically a reverse cheeseburger (beef on outside, cheese on inside) that has a creation myth still being fought over to this day. Friendships have ended over the Matt’s Bar/5-8 Club dispute. We recommend the Surly Burger at our Destination Brewery so as not to trouble the waters.

-Be ready to experience first-class passive aggression. If someone says your old school Ron Jaworski Eagles jersey is “interesting,” they are not a fan. If someone says, “I’m not mad,” they are, in fact, mad.

-If you get to a 4-way stop at roughly the same time as another driver(s), your best bet is to just abandon the car, get out, and walk to your destination, as who gets to go first will never be resolved by conventional means.

-Our parks, trails, and museums are pretty gosh darn great. We don’t brag often, but when we do, we mean it.

-RE: The “Fargo” accent. unless you get outside of the metro area, you won’t hear it. Once you get to the suburbs, you’ll hear traces. Once you get outstate, it’s like being in the movie.

-If you find that accent, you’ll find a meat raffle. It’s exactly what it sounds like.