#cheese knives

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Luxurious Cheese Knife Set

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[checkadii]

an assortment of sorts

literally what the FUCK IS THATT BRO

i also really awnt to. draw this w vashwood sniffs

[littlefankingdom]

~ Batman (2016)

This is the post y'all never thought would exist: a French criticizing the order of the dishes in a Batman's comic. The moment they wrote those in French, they were calling for it, sorry not sorry.

So, I'm French and the arts de table is a bit important for our culture. Like, we have rules about meals and dishes (the times and the orders). Serve champagne in something else than a flute and I will lose my mind, specific glasses for specific drinks. Specific cutlery for specific meals, but that's more for fancy dinner, like Christmas or New Year's Eve. So, we have a bit of education on the subject.

Anyway, I don’t know if it's an english thing or a rich people are trying to be different and quirky thing, but some stuffs are wrong here. I'm French, so of course I will criticize a billionaire's meal. And of course, Alfred, a british man, isn't free from my criticism. Let's go.

Hors D'œuvres - Good, that makes sense.

Potage (soup but make it fancy) - Depending on the soup and the quantity, it could be served after the entrée, but I don't think it's totally wrong.

Poisson (fish) - WTF, that doesn't make sense. That's a whole fish, that's a full dish, what is this before the starter??? Also, from everything else, this seems to be the main dish? So it doesn't make sense to have it that early. And, where are the trimmings in this plate??? Just a fish??? All alone??? No sauce, no veggies??? That's a sad fish dish.

Entrée (starter) - A starter is to start the meal, so it shouldn't be after the whole ass fish! The art makes it look like a full dish, like it's the main dish, so maybe they fuck up in their translations??? During a fancy dinner, you can have fish and still have a full dish after with meat, so it could be??

Sorbet - WTF, that's like an ice cream but without lactose. That's very cold and sweet. You don't eat that in the middle of the meal??? Is this some usamerican thing I don't know about??? Some stupid rich people thing???

Salades (salads) - Thanks goddesses, it makes sense again. Yeah, salad between the main course and the end of the meal. (These carrots are barely sliced, wtf? Rich people's dishes look stupid)

Fromage (cheese) - YES cheeses after or with the salad! This is beautiful. (The orange ones better not be cheddar, or so help me. They have the money for good cheese)

Desserts - Good. The art is so sad, that does look like the desserts rich people eat, they are so small and sad looking.

Café (Coffee) - YEEEEEES You have not eaten a real meal if coffee isn't offered at the end. The fact it's in the Batcave and not in the dinning room with the guests (who don't know Bruce is Batman) implies Alfred and Bruce didn't offer it to their guests, so shame on them tho. If you are eating at someone's place, they can also offer tea if you prefer (or any distilled alcohols)

So, to finish, here is the order I would consider acceptable: Hors D'œuvres, Potage, Entrée, Poisson, Salades, Fromage, Dessert, Sorbet, Café (Potage and Entrée can be swapped, such as Dessert and Sorbet)

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

[sentientgolfball]

I like to imagine since Swiss was called Shadow for a brief period of time that he picked the name Swiss Army Ghoul

He absolutely hated being “just a shadow” but didn’t know what he wanted to be known as until he learned what a multi-tool was

He laughed for a good 5 minutes because he’s a multi-ghoul and then from that day on he was Swiss

[forestdecorfd]

How to Properly Care for Your Wood Cutting Board

A high-quality wood cutting board is a kitchen essential, but proper care is key to keeping it in top shape. With the right maintenance, your board will stay durable, hygienic, and beautiful for years to come.

Essential tips for maintaining your wood cutting board:

1. Wash Gently, Never Soak: Rinse with warm water and mild soap, but never submerge it in water to prevent warping.

2. Dry Immediately: Pat it dry with a towel and let it air dry upright to avoid moisture buildup.

3. Oil Regularly: Apply food-grade mineral oil or beeswax once a month to keep the wood hydrated and prevent cracks.

4. Avoid Harsh Detergents: Strong soaps or dishwashers can strip the wood of its natural oils and cause damage.

5. Use Lemon and Salt for Deep Cleaning: Sprinkle coarse salt, rub with a halved lemon, and rinse to remove stains and odors.

6. Rotate Usage: Flip the board regularly to distribute wear evenly and extend its lifespan.

With proper care, your wood cutting board will remain a kitchen staple for years!

Are you in need of handcrafted, high-quality wood cutting boards? Forest Decor offers beautifully crafted pieces that last!

[davepaste]

Eating sausage and assorted cheeses has rewired my brain i no longer am constantly craving sugar and sweets but sausage and cheese

[thicc-astronaut]

Surprised pocket knives aren't more popular when they're so convenient for snacking

[hackerjpegreviews]

Greetings Lightners and Darkners, and welcome to the first ever

Tumblr's strongest Jpeg Bracket!!!

One of the greatest/ only good things about Tumblr is how we play with jpegs like dolls, and that's why we want to find the strongest one on this hellsite.

And YOU gotta help us! I'm your host, the Hacker - keep it on the download.

And I'm your co-host, Gray- and this is definitely not an evil plan to take over the entire tri-state area.

And we need YOU to send us submissions - your STRONGEST JPEGS - to compete in this 64- bracket tournament!

Why 64? Because it's my second favorite number.

Wait, then which one is your favorite?

64DS.

Ah.

Our askbox should theoretically be open -

Theoretically?

So go ahead send us your jpegs! We won't judge unless you send us something stupid or lame or uncool <3

I hope that's just a snapcube rtfd reference...

Also! Please reblog for a bigger sample size - we don't wanna miss any great jpegs!

Some of our own strongest Jpegs are already in the bracket, as well as a few that were basically a given.

(A certain former skitty with powerful biceps may have already influenced these polls- pre-submitted entries are in the tags if you can't see them in the pic, by the way.)

So without further ado- let us begin!

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

Currently reading Scott pilgrim

Pretty good so far,just finished issue 4.I am onto issue 5 next.

[forestdecorfd]

Best Real Estate Closing Gifts That Stand Out in 2025

Everyone remembers the first time they received a thoughtful gift. Whether it’s something small or grand, a gesture of appreciation often leaves a lasting impression. As a real estate agent, you have a unique opportunity to make your clients feel truly special with a memorable closing gift. Here are some ideas of Personalized items for gifting someone.

Personalized Touches That Warm the Heart

Home Sweet Home Cutting Board: Send gift to their client for their kitchen is the best choice the Home Sweet Home Cutting Box. Timeless in charm and thoughtful in design, it makes an addition for family gatherings. 

Cutting Board Personalized with Family Name: Celebrate the heart of your home with this elegant personalized cutting board. Impress someone with family names.

Custom Olive Board with Logo: Imprint every culinary creation in the memory with a custom olive wood cutting board. Be it a personal logo or a stylish way to brand a kitchen.

Personalized Cheese Board Set: The cheese board set made to melt the hearts of all who step into your kitchen. Personalize it with names or memories for a gift that will last forever. 

Olive Wood Cutting Board with Handle: A beautiful olive wood cutting board crafted from select olive wood and with a convenient handle. Its natural grain enhances the rustic appeal of any kitchen setting.

What’s your favorite closing gift idea? If you are a real estate dealer and make lasting relationships with their clients. Visit the Forest Decor website for Real Estate Closing Gifts, don’t hesitate to reach out! Let’s make every closing a memorable one.

[mossytrashcan]

my feed being house of the dragon and kendrick v drake is actually so thematically resonant if you really think about it

[thenopequeen]

Hircene: I brought you here to the glacier because I crave the most dangerous game

Isnene the Swift: *nodding sagely* Knife Monopoly

Hircene: I was going to hunt you for sport, but now I need to know what Knife Monopoly is

[idv-ask-the-showman]

We here to collect the cheese tax🐶🧀

“The what now…”

“OH HELL NAH, I WILL NOT PAY TAX FOR MY CHEESE!!!”

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

When Jorge was listening off ideas he would like to do in the future, and the murder mystery idea centering on the gods came up. I immediately thought "Benoit Blanc should be there", and i am serious.

He should be there to help solve the case. And he doesn't even have special powers or anything.He is just his average himself along aside these powerful gods