#cheerier

[ohnoidontexist]

[puyoupuyou]

Achilles and patroclus but the classic mermaid x sailor AU ( it makes me want to die )

tbh i don’t think this is classic mermaid x sailor au anymore 🧎 but i hope you like my spin on this nonetheless!

[jahanmp4]

Today has been so fun for green team content wise, we had the early team hyping themselves up and plotting, currently we have Forever watching Etoiles' stream, Roier playing but not being able to talk because he's sick so he's communicating through soundboards in the call and on the ingame chat, Bagi is collecting stuff for the egg base, they get excited over goblins, black tea and enchantments.

The discrepancy with the first days is insane now that they are on at the same time-ish and calmer about the situation

[zarla-s]

So I wrote a Heavy/Medic fic while I was away! Perhaps this was inevitable. Spawned from my long-running fascination with languages.  :B It’s mostly light-hearted and cute despite all the talk of murder, haha.

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Title: Don’t change the subject, it alters the meaning of the sentence Words: 13K (how the hell) Rating: PG-13 (for casual canon-typical mentions of violence) Fandom: Team Fortress 2 Pairings: Heavy/Medic

Summary:  

Medic and Heavy both speak English as their second language, and of the two, only Medic seems to be a bit preoccupied by it. How much of your identity is caught up in how you communicate? What secret aspects of Heavy could be masked by his struggles with English?

When the team disbands, the two begin writing letters to each other to stay in touch... which just so happens to present a golden opportunity to find out.

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[ejunkiet]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL: WORDS ARE ON THE PAGE >:3

[fluseven]

This brand for vegan gummies has partnered up with a German soap opera called „Gute Zeiten Schlechte Zeiten“. The result is this delightful, bright pink gummy that just says „bad times“ in German.

It tastes vaguely of strawberry.

[oifaaa]

I assume Jason just enjoys watching other people's family drama. He's like her hype man

It's nice to be reminded every so often that your life could be worse you could have slade Wilson as a dad it humbles Jason slightly

[honestlyvan]

Title: Three movements in C minor Fandom: Alan Wake Tags: Alex Casey's Shit Life Syndrome, pre-AW2, Canon compliant on a technicality Summary: Introduction, development, recapitulation. Length: 1365 words

Dedicated to @saikkunen. Look at what you've done to me.

[faebriel]

qtubbo have baby?!?!?!?!?!!

[beedreamscape]

I love that FCG is delving into romantic territory, but for the love of all things, let's not lose sight of their friendship with Ashton pls pls

[dogtiber]

the boy decided he just *had* to roll in the mud in his nice sweater (while terrorizing the local worm population)

laundry time I guess.

[ofdarklands]

i could love this hat so much. where the FUCK are his ears

[arcxnumvitae]

what is your cosmic persona ? Mun v. Muse (Eilidh)

Tagged by: Stolen from @saiwola Tagging: Steal it

[drhu0806]

My only "complaint" about the new P3 Reload opening is I'm wondering if it's gonna give people the "opening movie is a banger thus does not entirely represent the actual vibe of the game" syndrome LMAO because the ops for the older releases were pretty dark/moody considering it was practically blaring the "REMEMBER YOU ARE MORTAL" theme every second

[emptymanuscript]

Got into lecture mode in writer's group tonight. Which I try not to do because I really worry about dominating the group. I'm the organizer, not the professor.

It's both so nice and so depressing when I get into lecture mode.

I enjoy it and I can often tell that others enjoy it as well AND it always drives home the feeling that I've simply wasted my life.

Had I actually done what I should have done right out of grad school and tried to get a teaching gig, I bet I could have done it. And I would be nicely ensconced in academia teaching writing just like I intended.

It really feels like it is too late now. Not just time-wise, I barely remember anything about academia anymore and I have essentially nothing to show for my time away, but personality wise.

Hard to teach as a job when I can't guarantee I'm actually going to do... well, anything. Am I getting out of bed tomorrow? Am I going to do any sort of paperwork that needs doing? Am I going to do anything I'm supposed to do or agreed to do? Am I going to remember to take my meds? Am I going to bother to take them when I remember? Who knows? I don't. And I'm totally ungovernable when I get reactive. Can't exactly lose my temper, red out, and punch a student. They frown on that, I hear.

*Sigh* I know I'm good at teaching. I'm just not a teacher. And I'm not sure that I would actually make a good one if I actually was one. And it's all a moot point anyway right now. Just kinda wish it wasn't.

I dunno. Maybe I'd hate it if it was actually my job and not just me being unable to stop my yap from flapping. It's got to get boring and annoying after a while. Same shit, different quarter. I just find it so satisfying when I fail to stop lecture mode right now. Someone even said tonight that it was nice to see me animated :/ Need to try harder on all that. Or just get over myself and go for some kind of meetup course in spite of being a nutcase. You know. Whatever. :/ I just hate that the only thing I have to show for my Masters degree in the teaching and practice of creative writing is a piece of paper and a book I can't get anyone to buy. And I've got no one to blame for that except myself. No wonder I don't wanna be me. Feh.

[tanoraqui]

"Shattered Heart at the Foot of Your Throne" for the fic title game?

ok obviously I have to respond with some sort of fealty kink. But which couple...

S & D Tier has been updating daily on youtube lately, which prompted me to read a bunch of fic, so let's say: au set in a low fantasy world equivalent to Arthurian legend, wherein there are knights and feudalism and magic is known but restricted to wizards, witches, fae and the occasional magical artifact, usually obtained on a quest.

For mumblemumble reasons, Morgan is King (gender-neutral) of a small kingdom, and for related and/or different mumblemumble reasons, Alex is their top knight (also gender-neutral). Morgan is Morgan; Alex has every nigh- or genuinely magical ability ever ascribed to a medieval knight - can go 9 days without sleeping or breathing, catch an arrow in midair and throw it back, personally slew a dragon by wrestling it nude and biting out its throat, etc.

The Catch, relative to canon: Morgan is generally known as just but merciful king, clever in diplomacy and mighty on the battlefield to protect and uplift their people. Alex is generally known as the greatest knight ever, obv, and good and true and ok a little zealous in battle, but also merciful, honorable, etc.

Then the kingdom of D-Tieria is threatened, perhaps by the much greater kingdom of Rooferia! Oh no, what will we do! But never fear, Morgan has convinced would-be Emperor Rex to winner-take-all single combat, just the two of them, no substitutes...but really it's just a delaying tactic, they know that winning would just make Roofer angry, and killing him might work but more likely his many ambitious potential heirs would try to prove themselves by conquering D-Tieria when he couldn't...

And, Morgan confesses to their most excellent and loyal knight in private, they've never actually killed anyone before, despite general assumption, and they really REALLY don't want to.

"...I could do it," Alex offers. "I've been...hiding something, too. Kinda the opposite thing. I love killing people. I mean, I REALLY love it. And I am SO good at it. Most of the time when I go on solo quests, I get the magic goblet or whatever in like a day, and then I use my magic to travel abroad and just go on murder sprees? I'm so sorry for lying to you about being good and noble and all that, if you want me to leave, I'll go - but I'll destroy Rex and his whole army on my way out, if you want - "

"Alex!" Morgan interrupts their nervous ramble before it can gain too much steam. "I...kinda guessed? And I'm not sending you anywhere except at Rex's armor, if you truly think you can best them."

"What? How? The guessing, now the besting Rex's people - that'll be easy."

"You lick your lips every time you get blood on them, and look hungry for more."

Alex internally: They look at my lips!

Morgan internally: Please do not ask how much I look at your lips.

Then Alex got to single-handedly salughter an army, and they both lived happily ever after. Then end!