#checkmate theists

[starryswirly]

if lesbians weren’t supposed to exist, why did God make it so periods synced up if not to allow them to ovulate at the same time?

[enderlordisadumbusername]

if god is real then why can't i turn into a four legged creature at will and skitter out of this school to go and do creature things forever?

[arcenciel-par-une-larme]

The simplest way to expose a leftist is to let him speak without interruptions.

[i-cant-believe-its-not-silk]

God really be communicating through vague gut feelings, cryptic fever dreams, and suffering. And this fucker expects me too treat him like he's axiomaticaly good?

That surely will never backfire... ever.

[sonjabysonjamorgan]

checkmate theists....

[fr0gluvr69]

If god were real I’d wake up and look like dana scully so…….

GILLIAN ANDERSON as Dana Scully in S1E12: Fire.

[anamericangirl]

Pretty sure skepticalpigeon is the same person as fuckyeahreligionpigeon, an atheist snark blog that amounts to “This is my so-called mind: checkmate, theists!”

You are probably right that makes a lot of sense. So many of these people have several blogs where they just blog about all the same stuff it’s hard to keep up with lol

[ryderdire]

But did Jesus get menstrual cramps? Checkmate theists

[the-seelie-court-official]

if prometheus was so smart and foresight is such a blessing why didnt he marry pandora and avoid the consequences of her having a completely unsuspecting and distracted husband, huh???? checkmate theists

[yiddishfisting]

it is again kind of incredible how they fucked over every single religion in the game lol. obviously the way the elves + qunari are written is 1000x worse than anything that happens to the chantry but "oh yeah all of these religions are fake and made up by shitty people you all believe in nothing. checkmate theists" is so 2006 richard dawkins stan atheist

[stillinthatweirdfaze]

I know that god isn’t real because I know a loving deity would never make me a human instead of a twelve year olds sparkle dog deviant art oc. Checkmate theist. Anyway can I borrow twenty dollars?

[gnougnouss]

What happens when we die ??? Checkmate atheists !!

@bean-cakes

Don't you know ? If nobody burn you, you rot. Or get mummified. Stuff like that. It's common knowledge?

"but that's just my body !! What happens to me!!" You Are Your Body. There Is Nothing Else. Your thoughts are a bunch of electric signals in your brain. When you die, the signals stop. That's it. There is nothing else, there isn't any reason to think there is anything else. You might as well asks "where do my heartbeats go when I die" they go nowhere they just don't exist anymore. "Why am I conscious" because being who were conscious had more kids who had more kids so the ability to think complex thoughts and think of yourself as a person or whatever passed down. Same reason as why you have ten fingers. You do understand the theory of evolution right ? You see how the ability to think complex thoughts might be an advantage to stay alive ?

The universe is big and long, things that can happen happens and if nothing stop them they keep happening. We are alive because we are not dead yet. It's all very simple theists just love to overcomplicate things.

[mourning-again-in-america]

"killed myself. didn't go to hell. checkmate theists" -- gregory house

[borgerbuns]

if god didnt want me scratchingbat my scabs why did he make it feel so nice. checkmate theists!

[lucki-plucki]

CHECKMATE THEISTS!

[arcenciel-par-une-larme]

Meanwhile, class, let us have a little talk with Prof. Lindsey about what the Left REALLY mean when they take Karl Popper's name in vain when, in fact, they ought to be citing their true inspiration, Herbert Marcuse:

And this while avoiding discussing the "checkmate theists" vibe of anyone who resorts to Matt-Bors-tier comics as a substitute for actual argument, or even the question of who classifies as "fascist" nowadays and what that entails in practice once "punch fascists" becomes a widespread attitude.

Everyone reblogging or liking athingofvikings’ reply, wherein they state that it’s okay to assault nazis / fascists, really need to watch Daryl Davis. He’s where I got my belief of non-violence (except in self-defence) from.

We cannot fight hate with more hate. We need to stop throwing punches at the people who want us dead and start sitting down with them, getting them to understand that we are as human as they are. That is why nazis and fascists believe what they do: they don’t think that we’re cut from the same cloth as they are; that we’re not human.

By advocating for violence, you give nazis and fascists more reason to hate us, to view us as inhuman beasts driven by anger.

We do not need more hate in this world. What we need is understanding.