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Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

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Uhh yeah we gotta double my hamster prescription or I’m gonna lose it

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they should make a job application process that doesn't feel like a deep and fundamental rejection of your humanity or right to dignity and respect

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they should make a job application process that doesn't feel like a deep and fundamental rejection of your humanity or right to dignity and respect

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they should make a job application process that doesn't feel like a deep and fundamental rejection of your humanity or right to dignity and respect

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they should make a job application process that doesn't feel like a deep and fundamental rejection of your humanity or right to dignity and respect

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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

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MY LORD PLEASE--

My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

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What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.

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everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

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You ever watch someone not lock or sometimes not even close the door when they go to the bathroom and know they were not raised with siblings

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posted an animation today btw

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Um.

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me when im in a situation