#check please bitty

[do-you-know-this-queer-character]

Do you know this queer character?

Bitty is Gay and uses he/him pronouns!

[ohyoufool]

🤭

[lunar-nebulari]

It’s Bitty’s birthday today, which means I’m being insufferable

Sassy Year One Bitty my beloved

[zimmseric]

more itty Bitty

[90kvp]

Girls, Gays and Theys, I introduce you to Jack “flirts with hockey” Zimmerman. I can’t believe this man 🤣 who told him that complimenting his bf’s hockey is good pillow talk 🤦🏻

[heresthepomegranate]

[zzzbittle]

Please help me I think about them (and the frogs) every day of my life

[aristaeuss]

rip eric bittle you would’ve loved bodyguard by beyoncé

[hrtstppr95]

Omgcp characters as things my toddlers have said and done in the daycare I work at

Bitty: *wakes up from nap with his shirt halfway off, a shoe in one hand and a set of measuring cups in the other*

Jack: “Goose!!” *starts jumping up and down while giggling*

Shitty: *starts lecturing his friends unintelligibly, but it’s definitely a lecture*

Ransom: *only wants to hold hand with his bestie in the hallway, cries if he cant*

Holster: *hugs his best friend so hard, they both topple over and start crying, but they’re still hugging*

Lardo: *quietly orders her friends around while shoving fistfuls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch in her mouth*

Dex: *literally only plays with the singing tool set*

Nursey: *rolls into the classroom wearing some cool ass shades, but promptly trips over the ball he couldn’t see*

Chowder: *Happy Tappies at the thought of getting to run around with his friends*

Bonus:

Tango: *asks “why?” Anytime I ask him to do something*

[ohyoufool]

Come one, come all It's happening again The empathetic hunger descends We'll tell no one Except all of our friends But I still don't know How did it end?

How Did It End? - Taylor Swift x OMG Check Please

[mapleapplepiee]

Part 4 of Pie and Prince AU

Thank you all so much for your patience. I had really wanted to have this out on Jack's birthday but life got in the way. Here's an extra long part 4 for you all.

Here is Part 3 if you want a refresher and heres the master post if you want to start from the beginning

The thieves, seeing that there are now witnesses, turn their backs and run towards the door to where Jack and Shitty are. Jack and Shitty both draw their swords and jump into action

They are both more skilled than the thieves in fighting, but they are out numbered, so it takes a few minutes for them to knock everyone out .

Except one, who hid and is sneaking up behind Jack, sword drawn.

Shitty barely has time to call out a warning to Jack to watch out before Bitty, who has been hiding behind the counter, leaps over the counter and wacks the side of the bandits head with cast iron muffin pan. The bandit crumbles to the ground, unconscious all before Jack could blink.

They all stare at each other for a second, surprise on everyones faces.

Shitty is beaming at Bitty "Damn, nice hit, we could use a guy like him for the guard"

(And in the moment Bitty now thinks they're both part of the royal guard, which is half true, but this will come back to bite them all in the butt.)

Bitty shakes out of his shock and begins to apologize to the unconscious man for hitting him that hard.

Jack "They were trying to rob you"

Bitty: "Oh, yeah"

Both of them remember that they actually kind of were not on the best of terms.

Bitty awkwardly thanks them both for their help and then wonders out loud how hes going to clean up the mess. Shitty without missing a beat volunteers both he and Jack to help load up the criminals into a cart and take them back to the palace.

Jack sighs but silently agrees to help.

As they are cleaning up the glass, tying up the still unconscious bandits and loading them up into a cart that Bitty let them borrow. Jack is replaying the entire thing in his brain.

Bittle is fast and has good aim, but Jack saw how scared he was of getting hit and after listening in on the conversation with Bitty and Shitty about how this isnt the first time that this (the robberies) has happened, Jack has made up his mind.

Jack is going to teach Bittle how to defend himself or die trying.

The first step is apologizing to Bittle for how he acted. This is going to be harder than what he thought.

End of Part 4

I'm not going to make anymore promises on when these are going to be published, as I dont want to brake anymore promises. I would love help with any ideas of what might happen, how to introduce the rest of SMH, etc. I read every tag and notes you all leave here and I wanted to thank you all for the support you all have shown me in writing this. its late so if there are any errors let me know and I'll fix it tomorrow

Have a wonderful rest of your night

[be-bisexual-eat-hot-chip-and-lie]

my cousin just sent me the most bitty-core fucking texts i’ve ever received in my life.

for context: shes baking at midnight, she has a 10am class tomorrow and wants to go to the gym before it

context 2: due to circumstances (dumbassery) the recipe was doubled but there is only one loaf pan, so loaf 1 must bake and cool and be transferred and THEN loaf 2 can be made

the actual texts: “if i can get to bed before 2am, i shall go to the gym. it’s up to fate (and the oven) now”

[cricketnationrise]

some sentence sunday 24.8

once again, it has been over a month, but in my defense, the beginning of the season at work is always a madhouse. anyway @shygryf i promise i am still working on your fic and it WILL get done! for all my check please girlies, pls enjoy some chaotic Tater with despairing Jack and reluctantly amused Bitty:

“See Zimmboni? Knocking worked. Tiny baker comes.”  The other man looks to the heavens in apparent despair.  “I mean I guess, but it’s still—" “Just a little rude?” Bitty asks as he opens the top half of the Dutch door. “A bit presumptuous even?” “Yes. You wouldn’t bang on anyone else’s door this early.” This close, without the glass muffling the sound, Bitty can hear the reasonable man’s accent. “Would.” “No, you wouldn’t.” “Snowy. Also Poots. Is character building for rookie.” “Well, alright but—" “Fascinating as this chin wag is so far,” Bitty drawls, “what are y'all actually here for?” “Pastry!” The taller man booms. His friend smacks him on the arm. “Please. If not too much trouble,” he adds, slightly chagrined.

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[cowbeaus]

double bitty double bitty

[zzzbittle]

What I feel like because Check Please began 11 years ago and ended 4 years ago as of this year.

And I still can't LET GO

I'm gonna be here forever guys if Check Please has one fan, that fan is me. If it has no fans... you know what that means lmao

[skeletonzimms]

in case y’all didn’t see 👀