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megamarijuanastores · 2 years ago
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premiumspicestore · 2 years ago
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Strongest Liquid Incense
Our strongest liquid incense is made from top quality, natural ingredients. We use only the best plants to create these safe and powerful incense that will leave you feeling refreshed, energized and joyful. Our products are handcrafted by our expert team and contain no additives, synthetic fragrances or harsh chemicals.
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scealaiscoite · 2 months ago
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⋆˚࿔ build-a-fic no. 2 𝜗𝜚˚⋆
➴ chose a scent, an item of clothing and a weather forecast (a number, letter, + creature), and write/request to your heart’s content my dears!
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𓂃 ࣪˖ a smell
꒰ 1 ꒱ rich, incensed perfume
꒰ 2 ꒱ burnt coffee
꒰ 3 ꒱ resinous pine needles
꒰ 4 ꒱ steadily-baking bread
꒰ 5 ꒱ inescapably strong disinfectant
꒰ 6 ꒱ expensive, pungent red wine
꒰ 7 ꒱ cheap cologne
꒰ 8 ꒱ salty air rolling off of crashing sea waves
꒰ 9 ꒱ mouth-watering home cooking
꒰ 10 ꒱ a too-strong vanilla candle
꒰ 11 ꒱ fresh-cut, perfectly ripe stone fruits
꒰ 12 ꒱ overpowering tiger balm
꒰ 13 ꒱ smoke unfurling from a wood fire
꒰ 14 ꒱ spiced incense
꒰ 15 ꒱ all-too familiar coconut shampoo
꒰ 16 ꒱ strong herbal lavender
꒰ 17 ꒱ newly turned earth
꒰ 18 ꒱ motor oil
꒰ 19 ꒱ just-washed bedsheets
꒰ 20 ꒱ petrichor after a rainshower
𓂃 ࣪˖ a piece of clothing
꒰ A ꒱ a wrinkled black tie
꒰ B ꒱ mismatched socks
꒰ C ꒱ faded blue jeans
꒰ D ꒱ a hotel bathroom
꒰ E ꒱ a stolen hoodie
꒰ F ꒱ a crisp white button-down
꒰ G ꒱ an expensive, lush fur coat
꒰ H ꒱ a pair of beaten-up combat boots
꒰ I ꒱ plaid pajama pants
꒰ J ꒱ loose-fitting boxer shorts
꒰ K ꒱ a yellow football jersey
꒰ L ꒱ a papery hospital gown
꒰ M ꒱ a blue, lacy thong
꒰ N ꒱ a brown belt with a gold buckle
꒰ O ꒱ cheap swimming garb
꒰ P ꒱ six-inch high heels
꒰ Q ꒱ a dark-red evening gown
꒰ R ꒱ a thick knitted sweater
꒰ S ꒱ a chef’s white coat
꒰ T ꒱ a flimsily-made tourist t-shirt
𓂃 ࣪˖ a weather advisory
꒰ 𓆉 ꒱ hammering, unrelenting rain
꒰ 𓅨 ꒱ warm, golden sunshine
꒰ 𓆣 ꒱ hair-raising rolls of thunder
꒰ 𓃰 ꒱ thick, looming fog
꒰ 𓃗 ꒱ a clear, chilly evening
꒰ 𓃱 ꒱ blazing heat
꒰ 𓃟 ꒱ a nighttime lightning storm
꒰ 𓆟 ꒱ a grey sky laden with rainclouds
꒰ 𓆈 ꒱ cold, drizzly mist
꒰ 𓅫 ꒱ an unexpected snowstorm
꒰ 𓅟 ꒱ bone-chilling sleet
꒰ 𓃵 ꒱ breathless humidity
꒰ 𓃓 ꒱ blustery winds
꒰ 𓆌 ꒱ rain-induced floods
꒰ 𓆏 ꒱ spitting showers of hailstones
꒰ 𓅭 ꒱ a freezing, sudden drop in temperatures
꒰ 𓆗 ꒱ a hurricane warning
꒰ 𓃢 ꒱ a tropical storm
꒰ 𓆧 ꒱ a warm, temperate breeze
꒰ 𓃔 ꒱ road-closing landslides
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loveofdetail · 1 year ago
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bg3 companions fragrance headcanons because of course i was going to make this post eventually
Shadowheart: Anything heady and lush. We're talking your jasmine amber incense bombs. Patchouli, rose, vanilla, clove and anise, chocolate, a touch of aldehydes for sparkle. She wears perfume to Turn Heads and Make Statements and it works.
Karlach: She likes cheap fruity body sprays and has no desire for anything more "sophisticated"
Wyll: Warm, sweet, woody, and spicy. Gourmands but the more sophisticated kind of gourmands. While he does not wear overtly floral-forward perfumes he DOES love when floral notes play a supporting role. Signature scent: Au Coeur du Désert by Tauer Perfumes
Astarion: Bracing greens. Scents that are so herbal they can edge into bitter/medicinal. Leather as a base note. He would put substantial effort into trying to find a mint perfume that Does It Right instead of smelling like toothpaste or vaporub.
Minthara: Understated and androgynous aquatic, ozonic, mineralic, soapy scents. Signature scent: Narciso Rodriguez For Him
Lae'zel: I honestly don't think she would be interested in scenting herself however she WOULD appreciate when someone else is wearing something bold and daring. If a perfume has a reputation of being "love it or hate it" she probably loves it.
Halsin: Okay this is probably gonna be my most controversial take on this list but I think he would wear macy's fragrance counter fuckboi scents BUT CRUCIALLY he inexplicably pulls it off and they always smell AMAZING on him.
Gale: He likes very complex perfumes where it's hard to identify individual notes because they are just that exquisitely blended and balanced. Also he's rather old-fashioned. Gravitates toward things like oakmoss, labdanum, orris root, civet—basically a greatest hits list of Classic Perfumery even though the average person has no idea what they smell like.
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brokoala-soup · 1 year ago
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I think my aesthetic might be something along the lines of cottagecore and light academia with a tinge of Studio Ghibli and bits and pieces of chaotic academia. So this includes:
classical music blaring out of cheap speakers, homemade food served in reused takeout containers, half dying houseplants in everything but traditional flower pots, the fragrance of jasmine and mint, mirrors reflecting sunlight on to disorganised bookshelves with the most random collection of books, soups in glassware, gel pen doodles all over my notes, herbal teas in whiskey glasses, locally sourced incense sticks, handmade woolen blankets over commercially sold quilts, baking granola bars on a lazy sunday afternoon, adding chocolate to literally everything, mid day naps when the weather is cloudy yet humid, ribbon ties instead of stapler pins, making my own spice powders, scented oil lamps, being obsessed with cloves, sleeping on a bed full of pillows only to find over half of them on the floor next morning, missing alarms because closing my eyes for two more seconds won't make me fall asleep again, picking flowers and herbs from the garden, sleepy afternoons, careful skincare but with the most day to day products, eucalyptus oil, use and throw inhalers to deal with my anxiety because the smell of menthol calms me down, short nails and neutral manicure, smelling like flowers one day and like the sea the other, getting excited whenever I spot the moon, absolutely in awe and in love with the clouds because they're amazing and so creative, puppies, calligraphy using ball pens, homemade mocha latte using soya milk, my grandma's childhood earrings that I wear all the time, newspapers, organic vegetables sold by retired social workers, tote bags, reusable metal water bottles, hot showers and cold rinses, using my grandmother's favorite brand of soap because I love smelling like her, herbal hair oil, smelling like sandalwood, cooking pasta with the family, reading secondhand books, collecting fused light bulbs, pencil underlines, postcards, 1 am poetry, pop instrumentals and pensive journaling, benzene rings on page margins, berry flavoured cough syrup, baking bread, long walks, loud conversations, thrifting, e-books, chocolate wrappers hidden between dictionary pages, colourful periodic table prints, plushies, honey, fleece blankets, sleeping cats, signet ring, dried rose I'd bought for myself and carried around like a trophy travelling back home with it in the public bus, twinning perfumes coincidentally with my best friend, vintage looking brand new ink pen and expired ink, sticky notes with motivational quotes covering my wall, never buying perfumes and only using the ones I'm gifted, random words that remind me of niche incidents or memories written along the corners of my study material, pearl jewelry set that my dad gifted my mom but it's me who wears it now, combat boots bought at ¼th it's price at a discount clearance sale, all my jackets being bought from different countries by my dad and thus each serving as a token of memory, lipstick shades that match only extremely specific vibes and look off and odd at other times, cherry lip balm stick that I've used only twice, daily calendar sheets reused as a notepad, birthday candles from my 16th birthday sitting on my work table, the lingering smell of multiple beverages in my room because I seldom wash the cups I drank them from and now they're cluttered all over the room, hand me down luxury watches older than me, chipped nailpolish, reminders written down on tissue papers, bus tickets all over my bag, sugar-free chewing gum, deodorant that never washes off my clothes, wearing clothes purchased 5 years ago and getting compliments simply because it's not trendy but is unique, mini origami cranes, rose sprays, lychee scented sanitizer, baking bread at home on weekends, homemade hair masks, turning up late because i was busy enjoying life walking through the eucalyptus grove on the way to class, running to the station yet missing the train, all my everyday ornaments having a deeper meaning to me.
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growing-yet-into-magic · 2 years ago
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Hi do you have any recs from where to buy affordable tools, like essential oils , crystals and other necessary stuff (for witchcraft ofc)
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Ah, cheapery. My third favorite hobby, beside spending money on things.
Firstly:
Essential oils are NOT necessary for witchcraft. They are medicine, have the potential to damage you severely (both immediately and in long-term damage), and are NOT better and more effective than just using the herbs they are manufactured from. You shouldn't be thinking about essential oils or considering them for your toolkit without herbalism education from a reputable school or licensed herbalist and paper research about each herb you use under your belt.
Moving on.
No physical item in witchcraft is essential. You could go into your kitchen cabinet and begin bespelling your home without paying anything. People like owning things, because sparklies are fun and we're all magpies at heart, but neither crystals nor tools are necessary to the craft- and some argue that they're not even backed by research into historic traditions and what ancient practitioners might have used. A lot of the tools people think are "essential" are specific to Wicca or introduced via the new age movement, which was only...what, 70 years ago now? There are certain paths which require certain tools, and religions and folk religions that require certain things to function, but unless you are in one and getting instructions from your teacher/mentor/godparent, you're not required to buy anything. We're Anti-capital here. Money is the enemy and dirt is our friend.
So, that being said, a few recommendations:
The thrift shop. Want an athame? Bell? Candle stand? Spoon? Find a pretty silver thing and consecrate it. Nothing in life has to be new when it gets to you, as long as you cleanse it well.
Your local kids museum will have cheap crystals at discount prices. The natural history museum told me then genuinely sell them by weight. You can't guarantee their ethical background that way (a lot of cheap rocks are mined with enslaved labor), but you can get your rocks.
If you can get to a rock and crystal show, rarer and harder to find crystals go cheap in there, but you do have to pay a flat fee to enter so it's kind of a financial wash in the end. It's fun though. They sell empanadas at my closest one.
Your local supermarket. Unless you're using bulk herbs by the bucket, which seems wasteful, you can usually get herbs and pre-packed larger quantities of herbs from the spice section in your supermarket. And this way they're guaranteed to be food grade and safe to consume or bathe with, which is never a guarantee when you pick something up from the metaphysical shop.
eBay and other secondhand sites. People leave the craft all the time, and hawk their stuff for cheap. A little Dr. Bronner's, a little sacred perfume or incense, and she's good as new.
Indian and other Asian grocery stores. When I'm down and in some trouble, I know they have my back. Thank you for carrying incense on the shelf when I needed you the most. And having bulk rice.
Local swap. Networking is everything! Sometimes local covens will host events where people get together to sell off old things or swap stuff. Good times to find a pre-loved tarot deck or altar cloth.
Your hands! *grabby hand gesture* Some stuff you can make. I have an old sewing machine, and I love her to death; I make storage pockets and altar cloths with her. I crochet altar cloths. Some people make their own candles. I know someone who learned glass-making to make their own altar pieces. Some hobbies are more expensive than others, but a crochet hook is like $3 and yarn can be like $4. Bam. Altar mat.
Speaking of candles, I forgot to mention the dollar tree and other discount stores have cheap candles: some even have the tall glass pillars you need if you're in one of the ATR diasporic traditions.
Quite frankly, my best investment in witchcraft tools I ever made was watching my mother buy an antique silver serving spoon, which I occasionally filch from her drawer and return after it's done it's job. Borrowing things from your family costs nothing.
I'm sure this wasn't what you had in mind, but (and not to be a weird adult who has a poor relationship with the internet here), sometimes you have to go out there and physically touch things before you find what's right for you. Find a thrift store. A secondhand shop. A goodwill. Browse. What could you use this in? What spells can you piggyback off of this thing you found? What use does this have in your craft? Try not to build your craft off of your tools; build your toolkit to support what you want to do with your craft. That way you won't have wasted time and money on a fun thing people said was essential to have! ...but now you never use this selenite wand you spent $30 on because you found out wands don't have a place in your practice. Blech.
Best of luck hunting! 💜✨
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saucymincks · 11 months ago
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GIFT-GIVING TIPS AND REMINDERS NO ONE ASKED FOR
Hello, my name is Caro and I fuckin' love giving people gifts. This year, we're all doing the "shit shit money is tight oh no" thing, a lot of us have to buy things for people we don't know super well, etc. so here are a few ways to make cheap/generic/last-minute gifts a little more special!
WRAP THE GIFT I know this might seem obvious, but you'd be surprised. Get some cheap wrapping paper and scotch tape and wrap it up! Or, if you're like me and hate wrapping gifts, grab a gift bag AND TISSUE PAPER. Don't just throw the thing in the bag and call it a day, a little puff of tissue paper makes it look like you gave a shit. Plus, the gift wrap is a great way to add a personal touch - you can use someone's favorite color, it can be cute or pretty or funny, whatever you want it to be. There are all sorts of creative ways to wrap gifts, too - I've seen part of the gift itself used as the wrapper, like when I received a book wrapped in a scarf and tied with a hair wrap!
REMOVE THE PRICE TAG Either cut the price tag off or, if it's printed directly onto the gift in any way, scratch it out with a pen or sharpie. It's not entirely about hiding what something costs (though there are reasons to do that) so much as it's about making it seem like you put any effort whatsoever into this. I've received $5 bargain bin gifts that were thoughtful and wonderful! But when you receive a $5 bargain bin gift that has the big red sticker on it and is unwrapped, it kinda feels like a "fuck you". I've also received expensive gifts and felt guilty/inadequate when I saw the price tag. That's not the energy you want when you're giving a gift. PERSONALIZE IT Even if you're giving something generic, you can personalize it at least a little most of the time. I'll use bath stuff as an example - we often think of that as a general "buy this for whoever" kind of thing, and it totally can be, but it's also easy to make bath stuff thoughtful! If I'm buying for my mom vs. my best friend, the vibes will be very different. My mom is more of a sunshiney organicy type, so she'd get light floral/herbal/citrus scents in colors like pink, light green, cream, etc. My best friend is basically if Morticia Addams and Tia Dalma had a baby, so she's getting things in purple, black, gold, forest green, with heavier scents like you'd associate with incense and the woods. They're both getting a candle, a bar of soap, and a sheet mask, but those items are personalized to their tastes and vibes.
IT'S OKAY TO ASK If you honestly don't know what to get someone, you can ask! And you don't have to phrase it like "what do you want me to buy for you" because that might make them feel weird! A more tactful way to ask what someone might want as a gift that doesn't make them feel as pressured to have the "right" answer is to ask them "is there anything you've had your eye on that you haven't been able to justify getting for yourself", or "is there anything I can help you replenish that you might need", or "what sort of things are you trying to keep on hand these days", or something along those lines. Ask them what they're watching or listening to these days, ask them what they're enjoying as hobbies, ask them where they like eating, etc. All of these questions can spark a ton of ideas!
IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU Some people really struggle when the person they're shopping for just wants practical or "boring" stuff, but remember: giving a gift is about giving a gift, not about receiving points. If someone says all they want is socks and a grocery store gift card, give them those things. If someone is overloaded with stuff, consider gifting them an experience or a subscription (I'm giving both my parents the gift of "pick a night, pick a theme, I'm your personal chef, you get to hang out and watch movies while I continue to hand you food until you say stop" this year). Don't buy loud stuff for little kids unless the parents are okay with it. Consider the person you're shopping for rather than how the gift will make you appear. If you're really hung up on the whole "paying your electricity bill for a month isn't a gift", "cleaning supplies aren't a gift", "underwear isn't a gift" thing, get them something indulgent in addition to the thing they're asking for.
GO ONE STEP FURTHER I have a friend who is BIG into Pokemon. I don't know a dingdang thing about Pokemon. I could very easily give him a Pikachu plushie and call it a day, and he'd be delighted by it, but you know what's a little more creative and fun? Doing some research and finding something a little more out of the box and unexpected. Which is how I stumbled across a bunch of Pokemon-themed cocktail recipes, and how I stumbled across the idea of making little cocktail kits in small mason jars with dried fruit and sugar cubes and stuff like that and pairing them with airplane bottles of liquor, which is how I gave that friend a gift that made him go "BITCH THIS IS SO CUTE, I'M GONNA MAKE THESE JIGGLYPUFF JELLO SHOTS TONIGHT" at the top of his lungs one year. Plus, he still has and still uses those jars after about a decade! It didn't cost me a ton of money, I was able to DIY most of it, and it was cute and personal. There are a lot of ways to do something a little unexpected and create a gift that's not going to set you back a ton but that has a ton of heart and love put into it.
CONSIDER A BUNCH OF TINY THINGS I...love tiny things. I love knickknacks. I love stuff and tchotchkes. I love opening a box or a bag and finding SO MANY LITTLE THINGS IN THERE. If you know someone like that, oh my god, shop for them like that, trust me, it's so much fun. Sometimes it's hard to come up with one big concrete item to give someone, so maybe...don't! One of the nicest gifts I ever got was literally a box of a bunch of little things that reflected me as a person. There was a mini bottle of a bourbon, a couple of jars of spices, a pair of fingerless gloves, some stickers, a box of shabbos candles (I am forever forgetting to replenish my supply and having to light random candles on Fridays), all sorts of random but personal stuff. Each item on its own was inexpensive and simple, but when it was all put together, it added up to an incredibly thoughtful mixture of practical, indulgent, and just plain fun!
YOU CAN REGIFT BUT YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL ABOUT IT, BUDDY Look...it happens. We receive a thing we can't use/don't like/already own. Someone else might like it. We give it away. But please, please, please be strategic about regifting. I've regifted things plenty of times, but the trick is to keep it outside the circle so the person who originally gave it to you doesn't see you blatantly passing it along. There's honestly nothing inherently bad or wrong about regifting, in my opinion, but there can be hurt feelings attached to it for many people, so it's a good idea to try and avoid that. Also, if the item is personalized in any way...most of the time, regifting is not gonna work. Use your head here!
This is all I can think of at the moment but if y'all have other advice please feel free to add. Gifts don't have to be a "feed the capitalist machine" thing - they can be (and should be) an opportunity to give a loved one a tangible reminder that they are cared for, a chance to give someone a little treat to make their day and by extension their life better and happier. Gifts also should not be something that causes you stress and shame and frustration! Gifts should be JOYFUL for everyone involved. Now go out there and don't forget to buy tissue paper.
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psalacanthea · 9 months ago
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Wild Magic- A Tav-Inspired Perfume Blend
This is a recipe for an essential oil blend which can be used for aromatherapy in an oil warmer, as an oil-based perfume, or in the making of bath or skin products. Specifically, this one was designed for bath bombs, so it may not make for a well-balanced perfume. The recipe is a RATIO, which means that it can be easily doubled or tripled depending on what you’re using it for.
Inspired by @tadpole-apocalypse's Morgan, wild magic sorcerer and fortune teller, this scent is a bright and brilliant burst of fresh and uplifting citrus borne on an untamed wind of effervescent Weave. As it lingers, it mellows out with hints of incense, remnants of rituals gone by. So captivating and invigorating that you might not notice you just turned all your friends to cats.
Notes: Layered and complex citrus, the lemon tempers the sweetness of the gently floral blood orange. Juniper and cypress give it a lightness and herbal complexity that when combined with the lime adds a refreshing breeziness. Myrrh leaves behind a lingering, resinous warmth.
This blend was designed specifically for bath bombs, and may not translate well to an oil-based perfume.  As I have allergies stemming from many synthetic scents, I only use essential oils.  Citrus oils are photoreactive!  Please do not apply before going into direct sunlight, as it can cause the skin to burn.
4 drops Blood Orange (Citrus sinensis) essential oil
3 drops Lime (Citrus x aurantifolia) essential oil
2 drops Juniper Berry (Juniperus communis) essential oil
2 drops Cypress (Cupressus sempervirens) essential oil
3 drops Lemon (Citrus x limon) essential oil
2 drops Myrrh (Commiphora myrrha) essential oil
Warnings:
Please be aware if you’ve never used essential oils- they should be diluted with a carrier oil before being applied to skin.  Good quality grapeseed oil isn’t a bad choice, and it’s cheap!  I use sweet almond usually.   
Not a food safe blend.  
This uses several citrus oils, and thus can make skin more sensitive to sunlight, or may burn your skin where applied if exposed to sun.
Citrus oil is very volatile!  Please store in a cool place in a dark bottle/container, or it will lose its scent.
Last note: these blends are not ever tested or made with artificial ‘essential oils’ or fragrance oils, because I am allergic to a lot of them and would die.  So substitute as you like, but be aware it won’t come out the same.
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containatrocity · 2 years ago
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THE EXORCIST: ABSINTHE CAPONE
These snakes I see seething, Bring promise redeemed for your soul- Cheap clothes with loose seams and holes, Steady your breathing, remember your role, My whole world, I don't want to have to end you. Stay the course at hand You promised we'd be to the end I can't let you take this chance.
"I'm Absinthe Capone. I'm 33 years old, and I'm the catholic priest here in Huntsville. I arrived during a storm some time in 2013, and upon my discovery, in an abandoned house with the sigil for protection painted on the door with my own blood by a member of the commune, I've been stuck here. Some would say I'm just visiting, but as I don't remember who I was before I arrived, this is a messy question to answer. I have amnesia tied to my arrival, I know only that I was sent to see if the disappearance of Huntsville was demonic in origin, and that I belong to a sect of catholicism that worked within exorcism and the supernatural. While my vice was once self destruction, I've softened it to be largely just sex. I'm a member of the Commune, but find little use in keeping to myself."
Name: Absinthe Capone- This is an alias, taken from the paperwork and journal he had with him when the commune took him in, While his last name is certainly "Capone" it's his first name that is perhaps just the code name for his project.
Aliases: Sinthe, Abbi, Father Capone, Sin
Age: 33, He doesn't exactly remember his birthday, so he settled on April 23rd.
Sexuality/Gender: Bisexual Masc Nonbinary, He/They
Personality: Initially confused and easily misled upon his arrival, Absinthe has come into their own in the past nine years. Confident, calm, and capable, they guide mass with a firm but loving hand, preaching acceptance and care for others, something that they clearly seem to subscribe to heavily. Always quick to offer his kindness to others, and to pony up any supplies that the commune might need at his own loss, Sinthe's only concerns truly do look to be the safety and comfort of others, sent to Huntsville to help, that has been their focus for the past decade. He's a charmer, silver tongued and seductive when it comes to matters of romance and sexuality, talking his way into the beds of any and all interested parties, as his vow of chastity no longer holds water in a place haunted by the damned- his 10 month old daughter Joei more than enough proof of his proclivities, and his paternal drive.
Occupation: Catholic Priest of Huntsville
Affiliations: The Church of Huntsville, the Commune, Brothers of Dust (formerly an exorcist in their ranks, no longer considered an active member due to his disappearance 9 years ago.)
Scent Profile: Leather and sandalwood, incense and something cloying, intoxicating. He smells spicy, sharp, in a way that's unique to Absinthe on the whole. They don't appear to have any particular taste in cologne, and their hand-rolled cigarettes smell herbal, not like marijuana, but more like something floral.
Aesthetic: Bloodied rosary beads wrapped tight around tattooed fingers and throats, the white of a priest collar splattered crimson, and heavy, ornate tattoos you don't know the reason for. Is it God in your ear or something older and more cruel? Do you know the difference? Slightly parted lips, worship at the altar between a lover's thighs and fingers tangled tight in dyed dark hair. Oh god oh god but it is unholy, like you. like this. Sinner stained black. wolf in pious clothes snarling and gnawing at the wool over his eyes.
I know, I know we all fear the hounds- But what's life worth when it's lived underground? We can save some but we cannot save them all.... Sacrifices must be made. There's no peace without exchange.
CHAPTER ONE: LIFE IN HUNTSVILLE AFTER ARRIVAL
Largely keeping himself busy with the church during his free hours, Absinthe has sought to keep things largely in order alongside his fellow religious heads. They're aware they're unorthodox, compared to much of what Huntsville was used to before his arrival, but he's more than proven their worth as a kind, well rounded leader, despite their vices. Having chosen to try and forget who he once was unless it becomes pressing, Sinthe's focus has recently been on being a father to Joei and looking after newcomers to the commune. He and Joei's mother are not together, though they coparent well, Sinthe watching her while her mother works at the grocer, her mother taking her on while Sinthe works in the church.
They've worked out enough about themselves to know that their presence was not accidental- they knew enough about what they were walking into to protect himself with a sigil on the door, before he fainted from blood loss, and the journals, supplies, and several tools he'd come in with spoke to a history with exorcisms and demonology almost as capably as their tattoos, symbols and imagery that Absinthe has no clues about the source or reasoning for, though a handful of them seem to resemble the viking rune for protection used to keep the ghosts at bay- though these surely don't work on his skin, they theorize perhaps that their position in the Brothers of Dust had been something of a rosetta stone of old writings and symbols, a physical notebook containing the pieces needed to protect those that the church sought to heal. Their lack of memory troubles them, sometimes, but he has no opportunity to find who he once was, not here, not cut from the world at large- so they've elected, largely, to focus on being a good shepherd and a kind member of the strange family Sunflower has put in place.
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chrinopiqua · 2 months ago
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Fantasy Archetypes: A Deep Dive Into the Absurdity of Stereotypes
Here are exaggerated, negative, and perhaps comically absurd characteristics for each role—keeping in mind the over-the-top critical tone:
Mage
Penis Size/Breast Size: Non-existent or cursed to be "invisible." They're too busy with ancient texts to care.
Preference in Position: Always on top, but never gets there. Too much time focusing on spells, not on pleasure.
Relationship with Parents: Burned bridges. Literally. One fireball gone wrong.
Smell: Like old books, mold, and singed hair. Zero sense of personal hygiene.
Favorite Curse Word: “Hellfire!”—yells it at the tiniest inconvenience.
Number of Ex-Lovers: Hundreds... but only in theoretical astral planes.
Warrior
Penis Size/Breast Size: Overcompensating size, but zero technique. All show, no go.
Preference in Position: Missionary, but only because they think it's a battle stance.
Relationship with Parents: Daddy issues. Constantly seeking approval through violence.
Smell: Sweat, blood, and failure. Can't wash off the stench of ego.
Favorite Curse Word: “Bastard!”—loves it because it's how they feel deep inside.
Number of Ex-Lovers: Five, but they ended after a week due to excessive grunting.
Bard
Penis Size/Breast Size: Depends on their audience—shrinks when the applause fades.
Preference in Position: Always from behind—loves attention but too scared to face it.
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Smell: Animal sweat, hay, and boredom.
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