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I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you

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😭 it looked like meat until i read beet ( that rhymed) but on a sidenote, I've made beet pasta too and I can assure that's the yummiest thing you'd get to eat (and also healthy af cuz it cleared up my skin for the next whole month). But mine was more barbie pinky than baby pink (cuz I skipped out on cheese)

EEEEEEE PASTAAAAAAAA 👹💅✨🩷❤️💗🤍

Not me putting beet in everything cuz ✨colour✨

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Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

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History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less

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Show some respect, people.

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everyones going through something be gentle

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*voice of a lich extending his skeletal finger towards the forehead of a captured kneeling knight* TBH ... you seem Chill...

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Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees

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literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

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if tumblr shuts down you can find me in everything you see by looking for me there

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undiagnosing myself with everything. im free and happy

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can i make you a playlist with 8 thousand songs

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they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again

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you have been on tumblr for like 12 years why

the earth doesmt want me

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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing