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no! therapy will kill the patient! they need to vaguepost on tumblr.com to live

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“aw man, it’s cold,” i say, fully aware it is the middle of december

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every sunday i kill myself but it’s fine

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ive been very interested in your blog ever since i noticed you associating with several of my closest mutuals. how would you like to form a partnership for the ages

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gems panda walked so that kinder joy harry potter could run

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Reminder that you're actually interesting. Your hobbies are interesting, your interests are interesting, you are important and loveable and people appreciate you. You're just a loveable, interesting person.

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ME MANIFESTING THAT EVERYONE WHO SEE THIS POST GETS WHAT THEY WANT.

(Masterlists)

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Wtf 😭

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Literally the funniest post on this website

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yeah if you eat a berry then you can gain the properties of the berry

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it probably feels good as fuck to freak out and scream really loud and break shit

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Yeah. Bad news, buddy. But your battery's dead.

Do I have a battery?

Look around the white void, do you think car batteries would just fall out of thin air on my hair like a cartoon anvil?

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reblog to drop a car battery on a post below

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On Friendship.

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i won’t say anything weird anymore i prommy (different way of saying promise)

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So crazy how you have the worst day of your life but then the next day the sun keeps shining and the air’s just a little cooler w the onset of fall and you realize that there’s nothing you can’t come back from because the only time it will ever be too late is when we’re dead and not ever before