#chauffer meme

[verpine-art]

i colored it <3

[ilovemlp39]

Decided to animate again and warmed up with a crappost lmao

Credits

"Killer" belongs to: "Rahafwabas"

"Nightmare" belongs to: "JokuBlog"

[nando161mando]

"Chat va chauffer" (FR: Français)

"Cat is going to heat up" (EN: English)

[otakween]

Digimon Data Squad (Savers) - Episode 7

This episode was really fun, I love a good goofy slice-of-life time. It was also neat to have a solo episode for Tohma. I'm sure the shippers appreciate him getting close to Masaru's family (of course he also canonically is crushing on Masaru's mom). The undercurrent of this episode was familial baggage on both Tohma and Masaru's ends. A very familiar theme for Digimon fans.

Notes:

I really felt for Tohma this whole episode. I'm totally an itinerary/activities person but most of the people I travel with are "play it by ear" people. Drives me insane. One of these days I'll do a big solo trip and it will be heavenly. It was sweet that he played along to make Chika happy tho.

Masaru and Agumon pretending to be maids at the beginning?? Not even butlers? lol. Why did they think that would make Tohma happy exactly? (I guess this was probably when maid cafes were becoming a big thing)

Tohma casually mentioning his PhD lol. PhD in what, Tohma? Doctorate of Tamer-ing?

So Tohma's one of those sad rich people characters who's only "family" is paid employees (like the chauffer we see). I wonder if his parents' backstory will be different from the typical "they're busy with work" cliche...(or maybe they're dead 😬)

Oh wait! In the family picture (see above), Masaru's dad is wearing his necklace! Lore foreshadowing...

Masaru being suspicious but rolling with Tohma acting extra kind to his mom/sister was cute. I'm glad they're buds now.

Why did the monjayaki chef act so offended when Tohma tried to pay with his card lol? I know cash-only places are more common in Japan, but he needed to calm down.

Speaking of, I've never heard of monjayaki before! I've only ever had okonomiyaki. Add that to my "foods to try" list (not that I'll be able to find it in America boohoo).

I was a bit disappointed that the Sanrio Puroland parody didn't also have parodies of the Sanrio characters. I guess that would have been confusing because they might look like digimon.

So...that dub censorship, huh? Literally the dumbest thing ever. As if cartoony bombs haven't been in animated (and American) media for ages?? Was this a post-9/11 thing? Also, "Citramon" still explodes at the end of the episode. Ya know...like a bomb? So silly...At least it's a good meme we can all laugh at now :P

(They could have at least called him "Citrus Nanimon" to keep the continuity a little).

[forgottenelegies]

SPOTIFY WRAPPED - MEME EDITION!

@intxthevxid - 66 (Sansa Stark & Lottie Matthews)

THE CAB WAS a black one, sleek-lined as the sun dripped down in spite of supposed winter. Something seemed wrong with the engine, droning onwards with a little too much noise for Sansa's liking, but between the heat and the clothing she wore, she could scarcely find herself with the energy to focus on it. So tediously hot - and shadows seemed to drink up the scope of her shape, whispering across the black of her dress, glinting against the silver jewellery she wore on her neck and wrist. She wished for the journey to speed itself up, if only for how strange their chauffer that evening was. 'Don't smile at me so - what glass splinters lie in your look,' she spoke tiredly, nestling further into the seat as she caught Lottie's expression. She looked between her and the chauffer with an admitting grimace; it was her fault for booking the ride. 'Let's just look forward to the evening ahead, shall we?' .

[cannedvampirejuice]

14, 15 and 18 for the song meme :)

14. A song that you would love played at your wedding

if i ever had a wedding id let my partner choose most everything tbh. i would ask them to sneak in Lovesong but since i already answered another question w that ill pick...... What You Won't Do For Love by Bobby Caldwell. idk. i dont listen to a lot of Normal love songs.

15. a song that is a cover by another artist

i LOVE Warpaint's cover of The Chauffer

18. a song from the year you were born in

LOTS OF GREAT SONGS FROM '96. going to pick a classic with Rage Against The Machine's Bulls On Parade.

[incorrect-oddworld-quotes]

Wanda after the lightning strike, regaining consciousness and then seeing Molluck knocked out with his suit burnt off;

[iwantakokokringle]

Prudence Rutherford??!?

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

As predicted, the 'podcast from hell' is nothing more than the Tig 2.0. Meghan, Harry, Doria, Oprah, Gail King, Tyler Perry-> all members of the grift that keeps on grifting. Another celebrity Multi-Level-Marketing scheme.

Oprah, always on the prowl for her next big female TOXIC POSITIVITY bobble head. Another charismatic influencer assigned to distract the caucasian soccer mom with the latest Brene Brown psycho babble.

Remember when shy, wallflower Meghan Markle forced herself on Joshua Silverstein (with a kiss) at Oprah & Doria's AGAPE "spiritual center" teenage drama camp? Thanks to Content Creators Ibble Dibble, Daniel Boland & Leilani of Barbados (see below), I noticed Agape's GURU is bundled in the lifecoaching package offered via Meghan's podcast (book promotion). We've heard that Meghan's podcast team is made up of Oprah's "people" and Oprah does absolutely NOTHING without a ROI.

Meghan's intentional promotion of Oprah & Tyler's celebrity friends is as inappropriate as her reading of Duck Duck from a chair at Tyler Perry's house.

Doria and Oprah's Beverly Hills "pastor."

These podcasts from hell are marketing her so-called "mommy/public policy platform." What happened to the "private" pregnancies and the couple seeking a "private" family life?

I cannot bear to hear the sound of Meghan's haughty & distasteful voice. Alternatives: Click the dropdown arrow on youtube to read the transcript, listen at 2x the normal speed or mute and read the captions.

Palate Cleanser: content creator, Foster Braxton, keeps us laughing with the latest in Harkle funnies & memes. At the end for: "He [Harry] has Meghanitis. She [Meghan] was a tone deaf idiot before she married into this family and he has amplified it."

Nobody believes you.

Meghan, your childhood dream was to become Diana 2.0. Diana never would have worn inflatables. She never would have presented a Darren Doll to the world. No matter how many struggle life details you share via audio, print, or on Netflix------ nobody believes you.

Over 2,500 votes in Foster's poll. 63% say she's not the biological mother. 25% doubt they even exist.

Leilani's comical breakdown of part 1

Just a few weeks ago, her so-called "privacy" was violated bc someone (meghan herself) published a screengrab of Arkie & Doria regularly popping into her squaddie planning (scripted) zoom chats.

She's incapable of behaving like a normal human being who would simply plan a recorded chat with her nigerian mother. Of course paparazzi obsessed meghan markle, resorted to theatrics and added another layer to her un-relatable, complicated, over produced, nauseating podcast.

Daniel Boland exposes "nuclear narcissism."

She just can't decide who she wants to be. Today, I'm just like you. I'm a working mom who is interrupted by calls from her Nigerian mother. But yesterday, according to H, I was the family breadwinner. Chauffered to my meetings by H who also takes care of the kids and rushes home to them bc they can't be left alone w/nannies unless of course we choose to remain away from them for 3-4 weeks.

A Peek into Rachel Markle's Future

[beermanoftana]

Hello! If you don't mind 😺🚪 for the build-a-blurb ask meme? Thank you, and have a good day/night!

Hi, hello! Thank you for this! It's simple but I hope you like it! I couldn't figure out which characters to use so I went with the characters from my novel (I hope you don't mind!). And since I like it, I might even tweak it a little and add it!

*edited once so mistakes are present

Celestia was not aware of where she was going. She just walked and walked and walked. Her classes had just finished and she did not feel like going home. Elle Rose was still at work and her twin brother Zeke had basketball practice.

She was walking on familiar routes, despite her wandering mind, she was still careful of where her feet were leading her. It was only until she began a slope up that she realized that she was heading towards her spot.

There were only a handful of people at the cliff so she had no problem finding a bench to sit on. She sighed as she sat down, removing her messenger bag from her body and laying it beside her. She shuffled through the bag, looking for her phone. Today was a busy day, one of the days where she would doubt why she was getting her Ph.D. It was no wonder she was spacing out.

"Come on, 'leste," she whispered to herself. "You started this. You end it."

She stayed by the cliff for a few more hours, she waited until the sunset. It was one of those darker nights and she was a little nervous if she was being honest to herself. She has not had the best experience walking alone lately. She could call for her chauffer but she was still not in the mood to be with people.

So she took her chances and walked.

When she arrived home, the guard on duty looked at her in surprise but said nothing as he opened the gate.

But as she was entering, she heard her name being called. She turned around and her eyes widened.

Heath.

It had been a while since she saw him. She was avoiding him. And now he was at her house and although she could simply have him shunned away, she stood frozen in place.

"Celestia."

It took her a while but she finally found her voice. "What are you doing here?" she asked.

Heath stayed silent.

She shook her head and began to head back inside, but Heath had held onto her arm. She looked at him, trying her best to give him an annoyed look on her face. Unfortunately, she was always bad at pretending.

"I'll have him escorted out, Ms. Celestia," the guard said.

Celestia shook her head. "No, it's alright." She snatched her arm away from the grip and said, "What do you want?"

Heath pursed his lips. "I dreamt about Celeste."

There it was. The pang in her heart whenever Heath mentioned her past life. "What does that have to do with me?"

"She...she...she told me she loved me."

Celestia closed her eyes and sighed. "She did love you, Heath. We all know that."

"That's the problem."

"How is that a problem?" She was getting frustrated now. "I distanced myself from you because it hurts knowing that you see me as Celeste when I am my own person now! You're an angel, Heath. You don't need to love anyone new. Continue to love Celeste for all I care." Yes, she did care.

"The problem is...she's letting go of me."

Celestia stayed silent. She tried to be quiet but the words just came out of her mouth. "She did a long time ago."

"No, I mean. She's letting go of me. She's allowing me to stop loving her."

"Celeste was a big part of your life. I know you can't stop loving her even if she did ask you to."

He looked down. "I think I've already let go of her. I think I did so a long time ago."

"Then why are you here?"

"I feel like I'm betraying her. I feel like, she's telling me to stop loving her because I'm betraying her."

Celestia shook her head. "Look, Heath. I don't know how to help you right now, okay? Just please go. I've got a lot to do tonight. So unless you wanna see any of my brothers show you the way out, you better leave."

"I'm scared, 'leste."

She glared at him. "You know you can't call me that anymore."

"I'm scared, Celestia," he corrected. "I'm scared of losing myself. I'm nothing without Celeste."

"Heath--"

"I'm scared because I love you."

I've always wanted a suspenseful ending, hehe. I hope you liked it! Be honest! Hahaha.

[sevlgi]

bts as roommates

requested: no

group: bts

a/n: wow me turning back to headcanons because i’m stupid :D (also i hate my formatting i’m sorry if you do too) i intended this platonically but you can take it however you want lol

~JIN~

he’s somehow always everywhere??

like, if you go to the kitchen for food, he’s snacking on something, and if you’re doing your laundry, he’s somehow passing by

likes to pop in and visit his roommates at any given second

if you’re working, he’ll come and sit in silence, but he’ll also crack jokes if you’re in the mood for it

a l w a y s   cooking for some reason and yells that he’s making food

it’s either that or an excessive amount of takeout and some bad soap opera

will send passive-aggressive texts about chores after he’s already done all of them himself

so dramatic for no reason, but very gentle and sweet most of the time

he’ll let you borrow literally anything from him and forgets that he’s given it to you

won’t watch horror movies at night

you don’t ask him to anyway, since he yells in your ear every time

goes all out for every single holiday and makes you decorate with him

~SUGA~

organized in a way that no one understands but him

yoongi will fix anything overnight if you just tell him

that also includes chores or buying groceries; things get done in the dead of night

he never turns on the light in his room, so you don’t know if he’s asleep, working, or dead

kinda creeps up behind you without meaning it and scares the shit out of you

honestly very funny and goofy when he’s feeling up to it

he bickers with you a lot, especially when you ask him to go outside and buy things

likes sarcastically commenting on the bad shows you watch, but watches them with you every single time

he never cooks for himself (survives on coffee and takeout when you aren’t home) but will make a five course meal for you

if you have to go anywhere, he’ll either drive you or walk with you with a scowl on his face

~J-HOPE~

he tries to be helpful but fails a lot

will act as a chauffer for you at any given time, or just drive you around the city playing music for fun

somehow always in a good mood? or at least, he pretends to be

announces that he’s home whenever he arrives

will cook with you for “bonding” but makes you waste time by laughing

somehow the loudest person on earth but also gets frightened by any small noise

hoseok is actually pretty neat most of the time, but he doesn’t care if you aren’t

he does chores without being asked, and will do your chores for you randomly

refuses to talk to you properly and just yells whatever he needs to tell you across the apartment

that, or he spams you with texts

unless you’re willing to cook with him, he refuses to make any food

but he has amazing taste in takeout places, so you don’t really care

~RM~

joon almost always has headphones in for some obscene reason

even if he doesn’t have headphones in, he usually doesn’t hear you yell at him

you’re always finding things he loses and you throw them at him because he won’t notice otherwise

sings very loudly whenever he thinks people aren’t home

he’s rarely home anyway, usually at the studio or something

he can’t sleep a lot of the time, and when you can’t either, you just stay up and talk about anything that comes to mind

can’t cook for his life

for safety purposes, one of you cooks while the other holds a fire hydrant

he sticks to his own room most of the time, but you can find him 

whenever you order takeout, he pays for it very sneakily

he’s very detailed with all the little gifts that you or other people get him

breaks something every three minutes but never breaks something you buy him

~JIMIN~

you forget he has his own room sometimes because he’s always wandering around

he periodically checks in on you in your own room and just kinda stands there

dance battles are a thing

whenever there’s music playing (and there usually is), you can probably find jimin dancing to it, and he’ll pull you in with him

an angel sometimes and a devil at others

he has the sweetest smile when you buy him food, but after barely a minute, he’ll be roasting the way you take selfies

likes to leave colorful sticky notes around the house with smiley faces for you

but also leaves booby traps right where you don’t expect them

insists on helping around the house, but he usually does the things that aren’t that important

pretends like he eats healthily, but any junk food left in the fridge unlabeled is immediately stolen

~V~

half the time, you have no clue what he’s doing

whatever he’s doing, he does it loudly

you never miss when he raids the fridge at midnight because taehyung has no concept of being embarrassed about it

and he blasts music at a volume that gets you the occasional noise complaint

texts you even if he’s sitting right next to you

tae changes his own profile picture on your phone and always sets it to a meme-worthy selfie

but he takes the best photos of you and is always aiming a camera at your face

usually wakes you up by flopping right onto your bed like a literal fish

sometimes you think he’s glued to the couch because he won’t move, but tae’s usually fine

randomly asks questions that send you into an existential crisis

he yells at you to come into his room, just to say “hi” or something similarly dumb

~JUNGKOOK~

clueless about the way things work for some reason

you literally have to teach him how to do his laundry twice a week

when he tries, he usually does things well

makes the prettiest decorations and can follow a recipe competently

however, he almost completely survives off of snacks, and only buys snacks when he goes grocery shopping alone

sometimes he sits in the living room on his phone for hours on end or plays games for days straight

you find him staring at nothing more often than you should

he’s very competitive when it comes to playing video games together or playing any games, really

eats at unfathomable times of day

you literally wake up to the sound of jungkook crunching on chips in the living room

basically has no concept of time, so you have to force him to eat or sleep or he won’t do it

[vegalocity]

(I’m probably gonna send you a few of these so brace yourself) Hugs #35. Hunter experiences his first ever cuddle pile when he hangs out with Luz and Her friends. - Pixel Anon

affection meme

35. cuddle pile

Pixel (adnd basically anyone lol) send me as much as you want, my computer is busted rn and i can't draw writing is all i've got.

sooo you wanted like a shitton of words about Hunter being touch starved yeah? Good here's the Extended Friend Group (Extended to include the Former Detention Kids) having a sleepover

--

Luz called him touch starved. He thought the idea was ridiculous when she'd first said it; as people touched him all the time, He had the scars to prove that people touched him all the time.

But when he'd come down the stairs of the Owl House to see her and her friends (and girlfriend) spread out along the sleeping bags and cushions, and the girl with the glasses gently placed a hand on his upper arm to keep him from bumping into her as she called back to the others that she was going to go check on the Moon Lillies Eda had let her keep here, and it felt like lightning across his skin. But like... good lightning? It made him jolt and gooseflesh rose up on his skin but it wasn't unpleasant. It felt nice... Like... really nice.

The faintest whisper of her fluffy hair brushed his shoulder as she passed him and his heart was pounding in his chest. He didn't even remember the girl's name and for a moment he was sincerely convinced he'd fallen in love with her. The moment passed and he'd recovered from his temporary insanity, but the memory remained.

Luz called him over, claiming the lot of them were having a sleepover tonight, and if he wanted to join he was welcome.

'Lot of them' was at the moment Luz, King, her friend with the glasses, a younger boy, her girlfriend, a girl with her hair tied up in a bramble scrunchy, a taller boy whom towered over him, and a four legged demon whom also wore glasses.

He only joined because he had nothing better to do. He was introduced to her extended friend group (those being Viney, Jorbo, and Barkus) Luz going on to the others he didn't remember the names of with 'and you already remember the rest of these guys'

He sat apart from the others and avoided eye contact with the glasses girl (Willow, as Luz called her upon her return) wondering idly if as a plant person she'd somehow doused herself with some sort of plant pheromone to make all boys make fools of themselves around her, but then again, Jorbo Barkus and the younger boy (Gus as he'd spoken in third person for a but while telling a story) all seemed to be unaffected.

Then Jorbo slung an arm around his shoulders and pulled him closer in one arm, Barkus under his other and claimed loudly that 'the guys get to choose the game' and Hunter's brain stopped working altogether until He let him go to insist that Gus doesn't count as 'the guys' because he always sides with Luz and Willow on games anyway. And for another very stupid very insane moment he'd convinced himself he'd fallen in love again.

Though this time he'd barely had a moment to recover from his temporary bout of insanity as the two began to bicker before Barkus sighed and placed a paw on his knee in solidarity and he was sent reeling again.

This kept happening on and off all day, someone would touch him, and his insides would positively lurch and he'd fell at once like he both needed to get as far away as possible, and lean into whatever the touch was and cling to whomever was providing it. But thankfully after those first two his brain had stopped taking the exact wrong conclusions about his reactions, so he'd stopped having to talk himself down from the worry that Luz's friends were all sirens and he was falling for their trap.

But it did mean he was now acutely aware of the lot of them as they continued about their games. Amity and Luz were play acting a scene and Amity dramatically fell backward, her upper half and head resting for only a brief moment in his lap and his knees felt like jelly for almost a full hour afterward.

Gus dramatically leaped in his direction and out of reflex Hunter caught him, and he... didn't want to let go. He was able to get away with carrying Gus around for a little bit, as there were no complaints from him at least, but he let the kid drop before it got suspicious.

Viney pulled him aside and while he was getting used to people touching his arms quickly, he was NOT used to another person's hot breath on his skin as she whispered a plan to prank the others into his ear.

King was perched on his shoulders for the longest time after he'd carried Gus around for a bit, insisting that if anyone deserved to have a personal chauffer it was him. He made sure to play up how annoyed he was, but the warm fur on the back of his neck was comforting.

But Luz, Oh... Luz was the worst. She already knew his reactions to being touched before going into this, so she made sure to do it as much as possible. sitting herself right next to him and swaying side to side so sometimes she'd brush up against Amity, and sometimes brush up against him, and she was single handedly the reason why he was getting used to people touching his arms.

But then she kept upping the game. Dramatically insisting that He was too cool for this or that dumb game that she clearly just wanted him to agree to play, putting a hand on his shoulder and pressing her cheek to his, and wathcing his brain promptly shut off as he reeled over how squishy her cheek was against his. sitting o the couch as he sat on the floor, and grabbing his head, tilting him back so that his head was essentially in her lap and smiling like the cat that ate the screamerfly at his reaction as she told him something or another he suddenly couldn't pay attention to. She even got Eda involved when she appeared briefly downstairs! She called in some sort of 'owe' and Eda pulled him aside, looking put upon and sighing.

And he didn't almost cry when the Owl Lady wrapped her arms around his shoulders and pulled him to her chest. He didn't. Her gem dug into his forehead and her nails were long and sharp as she gently brushed them through his hair, and he'd somehow never felt so protected in all of his life, the downy feeling of feathers that still clung to her dress and the soft silver hair that brushed against him in odd places, and he only put his arms around her middle and squeezed back because it was the polite thing to do. Her chin brushed the crown of his head and-.... he just didn't know he was allergic to feathers until then, okay? It just also happened to feel really really good and he didn't want to let go. That was unrelated.

Hours had passed, he'd been shocked with physical affection enough times today that he could barely remember what they'd been doing the entire night, his memory only clinging to those moments where his brain had been so thoroughly flooded with endorphins that the rest of the night was a blur.

And he HAD to go back to is room. He wouldn't be able to sleep at all in the little 'cuddle puddle' Luz and the others had arranged. If he was so distracted by which body parts were in contact with other body parts sleep would elude him entirely, and sure he used to rarely sleep at all, but that was by choice back then!

But he-

He couldn't detangle himself.

Willow used his stomach as a pillow, he watched her head rise and fall with his breaths and felt the whisper of her fluffy hair against the smallest sliver of skin where his shirt had ridden up a bit. Gus and King were curled up to one side, Gus using his shoulder as a cushion and King beside his head. Viney had grabbed his arm in her sleep and clung to it like a stuffed animal. Barkus curled up in the space between his legs and Jerbo was using HIM as a pillow. if he even moved either of his legs one or both of them would be disturbed.

And Luz of course was curled up on his other side. a hand thrown across his shoulders and breathing softly into his neck. Amity was cuddled up behind her with her arms on her waist, and she was using his other arm as her own pillow.

He was effectively buried under the entire sleepover.

The pressure of others resting on top of and near him, the softness, the warmth, he didn't even need a blanket for all the heat the other bodies were providing. A shiver crawled up his spine as Luz hummed in her sleep and he could feel it in his chest as she did so. and Hunter had to concede defeat because this felt too damn good to even want to try and pull away.

--

Eda walked in about an hour after to a silent living room save for periodic snoring, she nursed a mug of Apple blood as she inspected the effective dogpile atop of the former Golden Guard.

Wow, it was days like this where it was really damn obvious how young the kid was. She could see even from here the freshly drying tear tracks on the boy's face, all that from just some cuddling? Sure Eda wasn't the best with handling physical affection either but she hadn't cried from something like that.... ever. (though if they managed to save Raine from whatever it was Belos did to them Eda couldn't be certain that that record would keep)

When Luz had approached her about their newest 'house guest' and insisted that Hunter needed a social circle, and probably just needed affection after living most of his life under Belos' thumb, Eda had assumed that would make him cagey and aggressive at the idea of being treated softly. But... eh... She supposed people always had a tendency to surprise you.

"Gettin' soft Owl Lady..." She muttered to herself as she approached the top of the cuddle pile and placed a hand on the boy's forehead, moving just slightly to comb some of his hair from his face. Hunter let out a quiet whimper but didn't stir. She watched as a sleepy smile lit up the boy's face.

--

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[mabel-the-mudokon]

Oddtumblr Memes Vol. 6

Here we go again! Super self indulgent memes ngl, enjoy!

@juno-the-wanderer/@lavs-odds-and-sods (Juno & The Takartha Tribe) @artblocksucks/@feeco-depot-zeke (Zeke) @ida-of-oddworld (Ida & Dante) @spoocyshrub/@somebigface (Bigface & The Three Oracles) @ask-slig-chauffuer-oddworld (Slig Chauffer) @molluck-the-glukkon (Molluck) @themudokonmessiah (Abe) @mabel-the-mudokon /@raisin-cave/@victoria-and-matthias (Mabel, Ferris, Oren, Ava & Victoria)

[mithliya]

I'm not a bts stan i'm just some random white girl, so I have no real bearing on this conversation, but this is so funny to watch real time and I just wanted to say that bc i'm an ex-mcdonalds employee every time I hear butter it feels like i'm back in that grease pit watching a hand-me-down honda civic full of teenage bts fans being chauffered by their friend who just got her license pull up to the speaker to attempt to order four of the bts meals while two of them sing different bts songs from the backseat in the most butchered and mumbled korean you've ever heard. I don't say that hatefully tho, like I'll sing along because it's a silly little upbeat tune, but just. it takes me back (to minimum wage suffering)

wait….. the bts meals weren’t just a meme

[stygicniron]

hiddenvvitch asked:

❛ maybe i’ll summon a demon so i can hang out with someone. ❜

Ask Meme: This is Halloween -- @hiddenvvitch

“So when someone told you to ‘make friends,’ is there really the first place your brain went?”

Nico asks, although he’s really not one to talk, considering he’s been summoning ghosts for awhile and his chauffer is a zombie. Besides, he feels more confident to point out, ghosts really aren’t the best conversation partners. Not that this helps his case at all.

[incorrect-rainbow-rocket-quotes]

Mystery Gang AU

So I’ve been watching far too much Invader Zim, Gravity Falls, Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated, and clips of Stranger Things, so I suppose this is just the by-product of that.

But like. Can you imagine. AU where the bosses are all in high-school / college and form a tight-knit (somewhat dysfunctional) mystery solving party in a town filled with secrets, mystery, and more then one supernatural force.

Because consider.

Gio just sighing and being done with his friends constant bs and outrageous demands, playing chauffer to all of them in his fancy car.

Maxie being intrigued by the unusual geological patterns found in town, as well as being as sassy as Velma when it comes to his gang of idiots friends.

Archie being really into ocean myths and biology, especially in the Abyssal Zone, and ‘borrowing’ the family boat to solve cases with the gang.

Cyrus, alien conspiracy theorist, working on 48 hours without sleep: I am made of atoms but not one of them is pity for you right now.

Lysandre being in advanced classes and mostly joining because he’s bored of his family’s Rich Life™ - plus, he’s got the gear for investigations

Guzma is a young punk who joins to be a ‘provoker of the supernatural forces’, aka the bait.

Golisopod mascot Golisopod mascot Golisopod mascot Golis-

Lusamine being the ‘at home’ researcher while the gang is out on cases, also a purveyor of the group’s tea and secrets.

Ghetsis is the super old archivist who the group constantly bothers if they need information on a specific person. Tired af of these shenanigans.

Someone help these kids they’re getting into stuff they don’t understand and meming about it.