#chatting with z!

[triforce-of-mischief]

moooooorrrninnggggg

-z

sav'otta! do you have any nice things to look forward to today?

[cassandracain52]

Reverse trope

where instead of the Bats forgetting that they’re adopted (something actual adoptees do on occasion and is hilarious) they forget that some of them *cough Damian cough* aren’t

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Jason in the heat of a probably ridiculous argument: Yeah well YOU’RE adopted!

Tim just as invested in said argument: So are YOU! We all are!

Damian who had previously been quietly watching this unfold while he drank his tea: Actually I’m not

Tim and Jason who didn’t realize he was there but are already DoneTM: …… Damian continuing to sip his tea entirely unbothered: :)

Damian: Because I’m not an orphan-

Jason: ok, yoU KNOW WHAT-

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or like in their group texts (that we know they have thanks to Nightwing (2016) #79)

*Steph changed the group chat name to “Bruce Wayne’s Personal Orpanage”*

Jason: Really?

Steph: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Steph: It’s the truth Damian: Both my parents are very much alive

Steph: Shhh you don’t count

Cass: Mine too Duke: Technically so are mine

Barbara: I still have a dad so there’s that

Steph: YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE JOKE

Tim: Stephanie aren’t BOTH of your parents alive???

Steph: KNOW WHAT? FINE

*Steph changed the group chat name to “The Technicality Police”*

Tim: well that’s more accurate at least

Steph: :)

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Damian in his 10th argument with Tim of the day: That’s- this is-

Tim in full Antagonizing Big Brother mode: I’m listening

Damian -a Gen Z and best friend to Jon Kent- extremely frustrated: This is such Motherless behavior!

Tim taken aback: [voice cracking] W-what-?

Damian who didn’t mean to say that but doubling down anyway because his bloodline doesn’t believe in admitting mistakes: THIS! This is such Motherless behavior!

The rest of the family who is also motherless: :O

Cass whose been spending way too much time with Meme Queen Stephanie Brown and not involved in the argument but finding it entertaining regardless: [nodding along seriously] Facts

Tim: [visibly betrayed] CASS WHAT-

A video copy of the interaction gets sent out anonymously to the entire family. Barbara is the prime suspect but there is no proof as of yet (and they will never find any)

Steph, Cass, and Duke continue to respond “Motherless behavior” everytime one of the bats does something they deem questionable/insane. It is said often

It only stops when one night in the middle of patrol. Batman is in full Dark Knight mode (possibly in the middle of threatening someone) and descends from the ceiling into the middle of a warehouse drug deal, dark cape billowing out behind him-

and Steph just automatically whispers “Motherless behavior” forgetting her com was still very much on

She immediately realizes what she said and frantically apologizes but it’s too late.

Bruce just- Blue Screens. Completely stunned into silence

Dick -who was unfortunate enough to be the one teamed up with Batman tonight- is fighting for his life to choke back his laughter

Jason doesn’t even try to stop his and has collapsed to his knees from lack of air from how hard he’s laughing. Cass try’s half heartedly patting his back to help to no avail

The criminals are terrified into surrender from The Red Hood just laughing hysterically at seemingly nothing while Batman just Stands There

Damian ends up being the only one still functioning enough to continue arresting everyone, though he is privately amused and strangely proud

Tim and Barbara have saved both the com recordings and cowl footage to at least three different servers and sent it to absolutely everyone before Batman even recovers

Duke finds out second hand the next morning and is furious he missed the chance to see it in person. He declares he is moving to the nightshift so it doesn’t happen again. (He is all talk and goes to bed by 9 pm)

Bruce bans the phrase for life and promises swift and server punishment to anyone who dares to use it again

[zarla-s]

TF2 is free-to-play, but f2p players can't use voice commands or the chat, meaning they can't call for Medic. During a round of MvM a while back, I saw a Scout calling a Medic for an f2p player! It was just a weirdly sweet moment. Little things like that are my favorite part of playing TF2, haha.

[patreon]

[gomzdrawfr]

you know what, its either I don't draw for a week and then draw like 198387987 things in a night so have a compilation of this doodle based on Price's "press F" skin

and of course I had to do a silly animation:

LIKE(photos not mine, from David, ty again luv):

[supergirl9130]

So uhhh getting really low on money rn due to issues so I’m setting up commissions rn

My PayPal

My ko-fi

Busts/icons- 6$ for plain 7-10$ for detailing, shading etcetera

Full body 10$ for a simple drawing with color 11-15$ for shading and extra details +more people is a 4+ fee for each

Will draw

Ocs and canon characters

Humans

Furries (with reference)

Mild violence

Animals (with reference)

Certain types of nsfw (only adult characters I’m sorry)

Won’t draw

Anything weird or problematic

Mechas

Hoping I’ll get some work in!

[cachow-it]

More Dogdog and catzer because their fun to draw. This one also has A crew and Z crew as love birds!

[alonglistofbirds]

[2975/11080] d'Orbigny's chat-tyrant - Ochthoeca oenanthoides

Order: Passeriformes Suborder: Tyranni Family: Tyrannidae (tyrant flycatchers)

Photo credit: Carlos Cabrera via Macaulay Library

[fishareglorious]

new idea: chess.com chatfic starring constantine playing chess during workhours and her opponents being the kids from SPDM. its basically like the breakaway incident but no one dies and its really jsut this middle-aged woman lording her wins over a bunch of twelve year olds in chess.com chatlogs

[strawberrystepmom]

you learn sign language to communicate with toge when you get word he’s going to be in your class and on his first day you sign hello and he pulls his phone out of his pocket to text you instead with the most flat expression on his face

[shannonsketches]

An underrated detail I really like about super's manga in describing Vegeta's growth without saying anything is that he stands much closer to everyone. Not just the Z-fighters, but anyone he considers an ally. Throughout Z he's kind of famous for standing on the outside of the group and facing away from everyone, usually with his chin down and his arms crossed (very cold, very standoffish, very guarded, 10/10). In super even when his arms are crossed, his body language is more open. He tends to be Part of the group, he generally faces everyone else, he contributes to casual conversation, and he's much more comfortable overall -- not just with the people that he knows well by now, but with everyone.

I like to read it as Vegeta trusting himself again, after his extremely high fall off his pedestal, and having rebuilt his confidence. Not the performative confidence that he has to prove to anyone else, but the genuine confidence he had way back in the Saiyan saga, when he had very little reason to be anything but. Except now he can also afford to be gentle, because instead of his company consisting of those who would pick his bones if he failed, he has had several very intense moments of proof that failing is not a death sentence here. There is always someone coming to help -- whether it's a fighter on the front lines stepping in to buy him a few more minutes, or a support player with a backup plan -- there's someone coming to help.

He's been repeatedly exposed to compassion as something other than a strategy. He's learned how to feel valuable as both a fighter and a support, himself, and it's made him more confident and comfortable in every other aspect of his life.

[triforce-of-mischief]

hhhhhhhmskkmmhmmmrm

fae wants to draw somethingnngng for you

but not know whatttttt

-z

oooh! minish or legend, maybe? i would be delighted by anything though 💜

[ennaakat]

[jazeswhbhaven]

LOL Paimon's anniversary chat is sending me because he changed out his uniform and is wearing a different outfit today and Sitri started lecturing him about it.

I'm just tryna see what he was wearing because it sounds like he's wearing a micro bikini or something similar that barely covers the naughty bits.

And he made MC a matching outfit.

What a wild time for hang out with him...

[refriedcaprisun]

RAHHH HAPPY HALLOWEEN‼️🎃🦇

Since its almost halloween i had to draw them in halloween costumes!

I feel like Kyouka would like watching sailor moon and think it would be even funnier if she convinced atsushi to be artemis ヽ(*´∀｀)

[local-hyena]

I was today years old when I learned that the DS (Lite, in my case) plays a different sound when your turn it on on your birthday. At first I thought something was wrong with my console and panicked a bit 😭😭

Also PictoChat says happy birthday :D and the green light blinks !

I'm a little sad that I never got to use PictoChat at all. At least not by myself. I do not know anyone who owns a DS and I guess I'm just too young...

I have afew games who do a mittle something on your birtthday, both on DS and 3DS. I'll check them out in a bit !!

Feom what I've gathered, I have :

Pokémon ORAS

Pokémon Pearl

Animal Crossing New Leaf

Tomodachi Life

I had Mario & Luigi Dream Team Bros but lost the cartridge :'( it used to je one of my favorite games...

Puzzle and Dragons Z

Mii Plaza

Whoa, that's a lot to check ! Haha !

:]

[leek-inherent]

My designs for the characters from We Object To Fear :) I love this show a lot and have watched it many times.

In order they are Matthew and his mum, Brian and Clark (prosecution), Alicia and Spencer (defence), and Xander and his unnamed friend (pre-trial).