#chattahoochiecoochie asks

[effervescentdragon]

if i was born in the usa id be a redneck 100% just ask @river-ocean and tbh i think @chattahoochiecoochie would confirm this too

[chattahoochiecoochie]

Can I get an NSFW alphabet for max? ❤️

I can’t believe you would ask me that. Lmao, no.

[chattahoochiecoochie]

you’re hyping up the smut so much it’s making me curious 😔💔 give us a little clue 😭

I may have girlbossed a little too close to the sun. That sleeping beauty post was actually about the kimi smut so this is a two part reveal.

As far as the mini series is concerned, we just get another side of mick. He leaves the gentleman in the hall, at least in my opinion.

Now for the kimi smut, babes its getting hot in here. Literally. Cockwarming in the sauna. Sorry not sorry.

[chattahoochiecoochie]

yeah, it's looking promising for logan! if you want to read a little more, i've done a (long-ish) synopsis below!

logan had a pretty stellar karting career prior to single seaters, winning the cik-fia junior world championship after a few years of competing among a slew of other karting titles. it's essentially one of the biggest stage to prove your talent internationally. other champs include: fernando alonso, alex albon (with max verstappen in p2!) charles leclerc, and many other supreme talents.

he came 3rd in his rookie year in british f4, and returned good top 5 results in renault eurocup and renault nec in his second years too.

his first year in fia f3 was with carlin, who are essentially backmarkers in that championship in recent years, so nothing much can be read from his results that year.

then, he almost won the 2020 f3 championship ahead of oscar piastri and théo pourchaire; he was going to be crowned going into the final round but a crash largely out of his own hands took him out of the fight.

he was in the same team as oscar that year (prema), and while it was his second year he was performing at a very similar level to piastri that year. logan was unfortunate in funding, so he had to stay in f3 with a "cheaper" team, charouz i think, for 2021, as a driver to help them move up the grid a bit.

seeing as oscar took the f2 championship in dominant form this year, logan will definitely at least be competitive with carlin.

if he can get a top 3 finish in the next few years, he may be in with a chance of graduating to f1 and replacing nicholas latifi or alex albon, depending on their performances and the teams reliance on the funding nick brings to williams with sofina, and the unknown sponsorship deal between alex and red bull (we're not entirely sure to the extent red bull has helped alex get a seat, but it won't be nearly as much as nick contributes if at all).

with the new management and funding in dorilton, and a revamped williams junior academy, logan is the best chance in forever for an american to get to f1. and succeed.

good times ahead, hun. good times!

<3

I think I’m in love with you. Crash course anon, you’re the best.

Feel free to hop in my inbox to teach me about shit. Love this.

[chattahoochiecoochie]

that Charles’ nsfw alphabet post got me craving a mick version 😮‍💨 would you please feed us bestie💔

Great minds think alike bestie, its already on my list.

[chattahoochiecoochie]

Can you answer 13 from the writers post you reblogged please!! 💗

Hi love! Honestly didn’t think anyone even noticed that but I’d love to answer it.

In a Theomione fic of mine, Theodore Nott lights his cigarettes with matches, which for those of you who smoke know have a particular taste, different from that of one lit by a lighter. I like to imagine that Theo is rather fussy about the taste of his cigarettes.

Thanks for asking, if you’ve got anything else for me just drop it in my inbox. Love y’all.

[chattahoochiecoochie]

crying?? screaming?? pulling my hair?? the smut??? you’ve done it again. YOU SERVED. 😭😭 absolutely loved it AHH. you writing mick fics is a concept i never knew i needed

You and me both bestie. This is so sweet I’m dead and passed, holy shit.

A little fluff is coming next to close out the series, I’m so excited to share this with y’all.

[chattahoochiecoochie]

AHHHH i need the full mini series now!1!1! ♥️♥️

Hi love!!! Next installment goes up tomorrow morning!! We’re getting down and technical with a little mud ft brad paisley. I hope you like it as much as I do. And the smut ✨ is coming on Wednesday. Tuesday if I can’t help myself.

[chattahoochiecoochie]

Yes to the mick mini series x1000 !!!

You got it bestie. Consider it done!

[chattahoochiecoochie]

logan will be racing with carlin next year in f2, the same team that brought yuki to p3 in the championship and lando to p2.

if he's good enough, he'll rise to at least the top 3 within two years with them; they're a great driver development team, second only to prema, probably.

exciting things are coming for americans! :)

god bless informative anons. Cheers everyone, life may not be so bad for us americans!

[chattahoochiecoochie]

If you are fine with it, can you talk about thay angsty kimi fanfic that you had in works ? Angst one of my fav genre and there's very few of those for Kimi.

Wowie, I didn’t realize anyone else had even seen that post. Hello, hello, welcome to my thoughts! It was mostly just a concept, an alternate ending for the big fic Ive been working on. Age gaps hardly ever work in real life, at least not without some pain and suffering ✨ so I thought throwing a little taylor swift inspired angst into an alternate ending would be fun. Consider it added to my list of wips, I had no idea anyone was interested besides myself!

[chattahoochiecoochie]

Hiiii. A legit Kimi Bitch here. I have no idea why I am so obsessed with that silly old man but I live happily on crumbs. I was thinking the same thing a couple of days ago. I am in discord servers for various drivers and I need one for kimi as well so we can go feral over Crumbs and old videos and ideas together!!

AAAAAH! Yes yes yesss someone else to share crumbs with!!

[chattahoochiecoochie]

Hi. I saw you reposted my Charles gif on your nsfw post without any crediting nor asking for my permission, and I really do not appreciate that. Please take it down from you post. Thanks.

Hey! Sorry about that, I ripped it from pinterest, poor oversight on my part. Its done and gone.

[chattahoochiecoochie]

could you do a daniel ricciardo nsfw alphabet please 🥰🥰🥰

Hi love! I write for kimi, mick, and charles at the moment, and I’ve got some toto stuff in the works, but unfortunately thats all I’m in for.

[chattahoochiecoochie]

heyy just asking if you might do a nsfw alphabet for Mick because the Charles one was just *chefs kiss*

Yesss babes its in the works. Expect it Thursday or Friday. Smut to follow, potentially.

[chattahoochiecoochie]

Mmm can i ask you something ? 🙊

Anytime.