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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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woke up to the death of modern america. welcome to the fascist police state you voted for.

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crawling back to this tumblr account after the tiktok ban feels like driving back to my old home in the countryside,, gently wiping away the cobwebs and the dust that's settled in my absence,, nothing changed, nothing out of place,, a memory of a forgotten era; frozen in time,,

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Mikey Madison as Anora Mikheeva in ANORA (2024) dir. Sean Baker

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ANORA (2024) dir. Sean Baker

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what if we explored each other’s bodies [not sex] [i open your ribcage up and start messing around in that thang]

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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keke rosberg for anonymous

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well, girls, i’ve been had

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I think it's one of those normal non-corrupted amulets and I'm glowing green for unrelated reasons

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it's really funny how the NYPD perp walked Luigi Mangione as an obvious power play so they could pretend they're badasses but instead they just look like they're leading Jesus to the cross

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it was never going to be yuki, hope this helps

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I’m here. I mostly follow college (was a fan when he was at LSU) so I’m not entirely up to date on his NFL career, but heres what I got:

- joe is an objectively private and fairly well behaved guy by NFL standards, hes everyones favorite well rounded all american guy honestly

- career wise, he has continuously drawn the short straw despite raw talent and honest hard work. Hes a phenomenal leader, and truly does have what it takes to be one of the greats—but he doesn’t have the team to support that (jamarr I’m not talking about you pookie)

- hes having a spectacularly shitty year, the bengals are 3rd in the AFC north, and have had pretty poor luck in the fourth quarter (from the games i’ve watched). Their defense is abysmal, and penny pinching from upper management can be blamed for loss of overall team morale, contracts are being bungled.

- there were rumors he was engaged to his longtime girlfriend but they haven’t been seen together all year

- this week, social media star olivia ponton was at his house? While it was robbed? Details are murky. Hes stated pretty flatly that hes not going to give us any info, which is on par for him. Hes a private guy

-whatever the case may be, they’re two very attractive adults who can do as they please, and honestly, with the year hes had, go joe, get ya girl man.

american moots who know about nhl, ( @chattahoochiecoochie @hourcat @vegasgrandprix not to name names) someone explain to me the joe burrow drama please 🍿👀🍵

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Luigi Mangione's lawyer said, "Here's all the evidence the prosecution has." Then, he put up his *empty* hands to the camera and said, "Zoom in." 💀

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If the last thing Bono said to Lewis on the radio was "I love you bud" I will never be normal again.

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Every twist and turn in this case is art.