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it was never going to be yuki, hope this helps

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I’m here. I mostly follow college (was a fan when he was at LSU) so I’m not entirely up to date on his NFL career, but heres what I got:

- joe is an objectively private and fairly well behaved guy by NFL standards, hes everyones favorite well rounded all american guy honestly

- career wise, he has continuously drawn the short straw despite raw talent and honest hard work. Hes a phenomenal leader, and truly does have what it takes to be one of the greats—but he doesn’t have the team to support that (jamarr I’m not talking about you pookie)

- hes having a spectacularly shitty year, the bengals are 3rd in the AFC north, and have had pretty poor luck in the fourth quarter (from the games i’ve watched). Their defense is abysmal, and penny pinching from upper management can be blamed for loss of overall team morale, contracts are being bungled.

- there were rumors he was engaged to his longtime girlfriend but they haven’t been seen together all year

- this week, social media star olivia ponton was at his house? While it was robbed? Details are murky. Hes stated pretty flatly that hes not going to give us any info, which is on par for him. Hes a private guy

-whatever the case may be, they’re two very attractive adults who can do as they please, and honestly, with the year hes had, go joe, get ya girl man.

american moots who know about nhl, ( @chattahoochiecoochie @hourcat @vegasgrandprix not to name names) someone explain to me the joe burrow drama please 🍿👀🍵

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Luigi Mangione's lawyer said, "Here's all the evidence the prosecution has." Then, he put up his *empty* hands to the camera and said, "Zoom in." 💀

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If the last thing Bono said to Lewis on the radio was "I love you bud" I will never be normal again.

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Every twist and turn in this case is art.

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well MY DREAM is for mclaren to die

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one more race just one more race

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Hilarious headline

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ive said it before I will say it again FUCK the ads on this app

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so when does shemar moore get to just have a badge and gun

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btw, do you have any more reasons why Kimi is idiot???

yeah he retired which means we never see his hermit self anymore

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that’s crazy. I hope your blonde boyfriend dies btw

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by 8goblins