#chat. kurt

[vesperione]

IS YOUR MAN an elderly scientist able to cheat death who is definitely using his research illegally with the ability to create sacrifices for higher deities who lives in a mansion in isolation, who’s also gay, with a stockpile of some sort of necessity in the basement, who also has a habit of holding you at gunpoint.

Bcs idk what to tell u because that might be Kurt (Dread Weight) or Henry Hidgens (Hatchetfield) and I’m morbidly concerned over the fact this happened twice

[soullessjack]

they hate when you serve silly weird guy who just looks kinda scary

[nicoise]

AU where blaine is an apathetic loss prevention employee at some luxury brand store and kurt flirts with him to distract him from how he came out of the fitting room with two extra shirts under his designer hoodie

[a-roguish-gambit]

What's Rosemary's relationship with the other x men like? I can see Kurt being the best uncle ever! And the other x men would be the most chaotic babysitters ever

Oh absolutely he spoils her rotten. Kurt is constantly bringing her German candy when he comes, loves listening to her play pretend stories, and is really only strict about bed times.

She loves bugging wolverine. He does not enjoy it but like a dog being harassed by a toddler quietly tolerates it cause he would die for this kid.

Jubilee takes her to arcades and plays crane games with her. Girl is spoiled for plushies. She shows her how to play all the games and will intentionally lose some times if she feels herself start winning a bit too much. She can't do it everytime cause Rosemary gets upset if she figures it out.

Beast wishes she would spend more time with him. He wants to impart all this science onto this potential young protege but s lot of it goes over her head early on. As she gets into school though she goes to him for help a lot with school work and they end up bonding with her.

She calls Xavier Grandpa. Which he finds adorable but it also makes him realize he really is getting old.

She thinks storm is the coolest and wants to be like her when she grows. When she was really little she would run around with a white towel tied around her neck pretending to be storm. She thinks her powers are the coolest and regularly asks for localized rain storms instead sprinkler parties in summer.

Cyclops and jean are pretty standard go to babysitters when Kurt isn't available cause of how responsible they are. Rosemary likes her aunt jean, but is constantly trying to defy uncle Scott's rules. She has her father's perchance for rebellion.

Morph is not allowed to baby sit her alone. Not cause they are mean or cruel or anything. But they will absolutely not enforce curfews and let her have junk food for dinner. It's almost as if they need their own babysitter. Rosemary loves them. They are the best guest for pretend tea parties....Remy might be slightly jealous of his daughters declaration of that.

[soopertiddies]

I've been rewatching s3 and the early half of s3 was actually wild and it felt like almost unnecessarily cruel? especially to the gay poc characters..like the way they treated mercedes with the whole wss and troubletones storyline boils my blood to this day 😒

the sanatana storyline was especially awful and other people have already covered how bad it was way better than I could but the glee writers handled it was actually disgusting

you’re actually so right about them being wildly effeminophobic to kurt in s3 😑😑 like it felt extremely out of place and just nasty

also i think kurt and mercedes should have been allowed to kill sebastian and mr schuester with hammers for the effeminophobic and rascist bullshit they had to deal with

So, disclaimer, I haven't reached season 3 yet I had watched the scene of Bieste, Emma and Artie being horrible to Kurt because it popped up on youtube. But I did watch it when it came out and I DO remember that season 3 filled me with rage, and this is absolutely why.

I don't think Glee handled any storyline well, maybe Kurt getting bullied, but even then I think it was only because Chris (happy bday king) is genuinely good at acting.

And GOD they never gave Mercedes a genuine storyline they gave her one about tater tots and one about her being 'lazy'.

And not to get back on my 'I hate ryan murphy' narrative, but you could tell which cast members he didn't like by how they treated their characters (Chris, Dianna, Amber, and Naya) their characters were always dragged through the mud, they were always painted as doing something wrong even if they were completely justified

(i.e Santana slapping Finn because she was OUTTED and her getting in trouble for it, Kurt not getting into NYADA even though he did amazing, Schue yelling at Quinn even though she genuinely needed help, and Mercedes being called lazy and never getting what she rightfully deserved (like the Maria role)

You're absolutely right about everything, and my apologies for ranting once again those four are my favorite characters and I'm very passionate about how shitty they were treated.

(Also, they should be allowed to murder).

[darrenpeace]

*Will invites Warren over*

Steve:

(Screenshot form “Overboard” 1987 with Kurt Russell)

[collectivecloseness]

Kurt likes to suck your fingers agree or disagree

Kurt pops them into his mouth and then slobbers and sucks all over them so his own mouth is creating a loud vacuuming sound. His tongue laps between each and every finger he can get his greedy little paws on, and licks up your fingertips. He even tries to bite down on your nails if he gets distracted. Kurt slobbers all the way down your wrist, and moans and groans and pants as he makes the wettest licking sounds, and the dirtiest sucking noises. He laps his flat tongue over your palm, up and up and up again, and he bites at the fleshy side of your hand. Curling his tongue all around your fingers, wrapping it around them, and trying to suck them further in his mouth. He waggles his tongue all over your hand, wriggling it over every surface. Kurt just does anything he can. And half an hour later when he’s satisfied and he drops your hand, no he’s not, because he’s done with your hand and now he’s begging you for something else to put his mouth on/in his mouth. And he won’t stop using that still somehow wet tongue, to whine and beg and plead at you, until you let him satisfy his oral fixation on any other part of you. When bobbing his cheeks around you again, all while occasionally staring up at you with the fattest wettest neediest big brown puppy eyes in the world

Agree ✅

[love-toxin]

Kurt humping you to get your attention

lil dummy humping your leg and cumming on your shoes just to get you to pay attention to him--all he had to do was ask! but it's more fun if he makes a mess. then you're really gonna get his ass for mucking up your favourite pair </3

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[kurthorton]

you guys dont get it im Buzzing

[sscrambledmeggss]

Obsessed with the Kurtbastian hc where Kurt texts in perfect grammar, and Sebastian texts like he’s just learned what an abbreviation is

[nachtsoklein]

hi, currently thonkin abt kurt bein there to help w the dimensional fuckery of the avengers academy n how seein that made me realize how much in recent years (read, like a decade at least) they've sorta. set aside the whole matter of fact that when kurt teleports it's technically twice, once into the brimstone dimension, second time onto the main plane, hence the smoke n smell ; his transport thru the former is done so quickly & instinctively he's not even consciously aware of Being in that dimension, but he still hops those dimensions & is implied in some instances to be able to target pocket dimensions for his return target, ie bamf outta the main plane n stay out. i just think that typea dimensional fuckery is really cool.

[snuuysideup]

HELP WHAT IS THIS 😭😭😭💀💀💀

[nirvana-confessi0ns]

ok ok so

i always listen to music when i sleep and this one time i had a dream and idk what else was going on but i heard kurt talking and i instantly knew it was him… and then i woke up and heart shaped box started playing 😔

help I once fell asleep listening to megadeth and Dave mustaine was in my dream 😭

[genghisthebrain]

attention wednesday/glee fans

denial and rain have the same smell. I like to toast them over a fire and then drink them in a milkshake. if you like humour, chatfics, crack, denial, fluff, etc etc etc, then you like me. read my fic. it's good I swear

[bearlovesyou]

Oh bad take.

Minecraft Nether is capitalism hell. Literally cop city. You have to bribe the pigs with gold so they don't beat you to death? All the loot is kept away from you in hard ass to reach locations with MORE pigs?? You aren't allowed to rest??? Yeah sure. Very anti capitalism random twitch chat member from last year