#chat: gwen

[verstappen-cult]

i’ll only say this one time: no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, vile, sloppy, overstimulating, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and id still ride it and say thank you.

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

Ya'll.....YA'LL!!!

[bramb]

Grid that took too long to make, featuring my fictional crushes 🥵😏😼

[vhstown]

video of the year btw thought id share

[the-magnus-protocol]

I feel like Alice would be the kind of person who would cut a person off mid convo, turn to a blank wall, and say “Are you hearing this chat?”

[gyorklady]

Taliesin describing Percy’s “Three secrets about castle visitors” game with Gwen….my heart!

[nonymous06]

Couple pages from my sketchbook that are total drama related ((these were drawn in August))

Fun fact about the last page,, I drew some of the sketches during landing on a plane flight. Like I did the entire page when flying but the landing ones are the most simple and tbh I'm still proud that they look relatively smooth

[soniclion92]

here's all the ships as seperate gifs bc i like how they turned out :)

[flowersfortheghost]

i was on pinterest at like 2 am and spent like 5 minutes comparing gwen's hair at the beginning of atsv and later in the movie

LIKE POOKIE UR HAIR GREW SO DAMN MUCH

[possuminnit]

what if… you were to draw… gwen stacy… :)

does this satisfy

[verstappen-cult]

max you need to stand up you’re embarrassing me

[riverharkness]

OML I ASKED CHAT GPT TO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE WHO LIKES TORCHWOOD AND IM DYING

Got it! Here’s a playful roast for someone who’s really into Torchwood:

"Jack Harkness is the best character ever!"

Oh, definitely—because nothing says "best character" like an immortal man who keeps getting everyone around him killed. But hey, at least he’s got that coat!

"Torchwood is better than Doctor Who."

Ah, the edgelord take. We get it, you like your sci-fi with a side of brooding and moral ambiguity. But let’s be real—without Doctor Who, Torchwood would just be a weird alien crime procedural starring that guy who peaked in 1941.

"Ianto and Jack are relationship goals."

Sure, if your relationship goal is to cry over coffee machines and date someone who’s always one bad decision away from getting you killed. Nothing says romance like impending doom!

"Season 4 wasn’t that bad!"

Wow, defending Miracle Day? That’s bold. But then again, denial is a powerful thing. Must be nice living in that alternate universe where Torchwood didn’t nosedive after Season 3.

"Gwen is such an underrated character."

Underrated? More like overrated. She’s basically the Torchwood equivalent of that one friend who somehow makes every crisis about themselves. But hey, at least she’s got a good cry-face.

[juliwuzhere]

Got any Max headcannons?

I think one of the headcannons I often include in my daydreams or writing is the idea of his parents, before camp had been something they could sign up Max for, making him do a TON of other activities. And it didn’t stop after Max meet the age requirement for camp Campbell. When Max isn’t at camp, he’s doing all the other activities he is forced to do after school or on weekends. Sure, most of them his parents probably signed him out of due to them being too expensive or because Max complained too much, but for the most part, he has done an extensive amount of activities. The first activity that came to mind after reading this post? He’s probably done it and mastered it.

I mean seriously, this kid has only been doing gymnastics for a couple months. He had from august all the way to June to practice gymnastics, and he’s already so good at it the show writers had to make him do the obstacle course off screen?! (Actually it was probably because of the budget, but you get my point.)

And not just that, did you see the way he wielded that spear back in season 1 when Ered took over camp? I’m sorry, but that kind of skill with a spear isn’t just built into baby’s from birth.

Im also of the firm belief that most, if not all, of Max’s clothing is either too big or too small. Listen, I don’t think his parents are extremely abusive, physically or mentally. I think, like Max said, they don’t care. They give him the bare necessities a kid needs, food, clothes, a roof over his head; however, they do just that, the bare minimum. Let’s be frank here, they probably don’t know his size in any piece of clothing. A hoodie is actually a pretty good nod at that fact. Hoodies aren’t very tight like a t shirt, so they could get him an Medium or large and it’s not that obvious how big the hoodie is.

This also leads to my third head cannon. Of course, his parents give clothes and food, but most of the time it’s leftovers or just ingredients. Which means that Max most likely cooks really well.

Another one I have, and this one may get me burned at the stake, is that Max’s hair doesn’t look that bad in the morning. Now, hear me out! I get it, imagining Max having a birds nest in the morning is pretty funny. But I honestly think that after the events that occurred at Spooky Island, Max, Sasha, and Pikemen, whether they want to admit it or not, did grow a friendship. Sure, it isn’t a very nice friendship and Pikemen still attacks the camp, but they are a lot more friendlier towards each other. Because of this, I know that Sasha definitely helped him develop a skin and hair care routine. (The skin routine is more eye bag related since they’re like 11) Before the events of season 4, yeah he probably looked like shit most days, but the year after that? You could give Max shit about his attitude, but definitely not his appearance. For all I know, Sasha bought him some cologne or some crap.

He definitely has insomnia, I mean cmon. This kid has saved the camp from a cultist, the woodscouts, etc. I’m sure he has at least SOME issues sleeping. I sure would if I knew the guy who had brainwashed me and my friends and tried to kill us was still OUT THERE. (In Antartica possibly, but still.)

This technically applies to my previous head cannon but whatever. He can play guitar, just doesn’t want David to know because he will 100% force Max to play at the campfire. Max would thrust himself into the bonfire before you saw him agree to do that.

Max is really good at sports and in term is very competitive. But like, he’s both of these things but…terrifyingly so. Sorry, gonna go on a tangent to explain my thought process but hear me out for a second. I’m actually planning on writing a fanfic about Nerris learning hypnotism (they think it’s the closest thing to real magic) and accidentally actually doing it to Max after failed attempts on all the campers while at a sleepover. David catches them because it’s past there curfew and, to get out of trouble, Nerris decides to compromise with him. They tell David that if he lets all of the campers go without having to clean the messhall or whatever punishment he’s going to give them, Nerris would make Max actually participate in the camp activities. One thing leads to another and Max ends up actually doing all the activities with no complaining. But turns out, he’s way too good. None of the campers can actually beat him in anything, not even there own activities. Soccer, basketball, tennis, pickleball, archery, rock climbing, he can do it all. But like, imagine playing with someone who beats you every time and in less than a couple seconds. Obviously, everyone is mortified and decide to never give Max crap for not participating.

TLDR, Max doesn’t participate in activities because a) He doesn’t feel like playing games with people who can’t serve a volleyball, because you have to remember that most of these kids are probably really un athletic or nerdy, and b) Although he doesn’t want to admit it, he doesn’t want to be that kind of dick. After the events of the last summer, he’s not as rude. But of course, he still talks shit about their skills.

Sorry it took me so long to reply, if you couldn’t tell I got too excited writing this. Thanks for asking! I love answering and talking about story ideas and camp camp headcanons. Especially Max since he’s my favorite character (basic, I know, shut up imaginary hater.)

[masquerading-man]

Watching torchwood for the first time….. id like to introduce gwen as the newest edition to my blorbo collection :))

[ghost-bard]

something has possessed me i think bc why am i in the year 2024 thinking about merlin/gwaine but also merlin/lancelot but also gwaine/merlin/lancelot. what have i done to deserve this

[wolffuart]

Marinette & Miles Morales 🤝✨️