#charlies so skrunkly i love him

[kaisdrumsticks]

I FOUND IT LMAO

[universallydestinytaco]

*CRACKS KNUCKLES*

Charpim Prompts, Baby! Tag me if using any of these because I’m bored and I love raising hell in this fandom!! Thanks ✨

CW: All prompts on this post skirt the line between genuine prompts and just me shitposting again.

EDIT: Not to be a buzzkill but I almost forgot: Please don't make straight-up NSFW smut of my prompts, I know SF is an adult cartoon but that stuff makes me uncomfortable. Thank You.

Charlie and Pim go to a bar + Pim gets drunk and becomes the life of the party and Charlie pisses off a gang of bikers = all hell breaks loose The boys go rollerblading + it’s before they confessed to each other.

Charlie takes Pim to go camping in the woods and raccoons steal their stuff. Vampire!Charlie x Witch!Pim facing off against monster hunters and protecting each other. (inspired by @bluebellcup)

The boys lightheartedly bicker about which show they wanna watch on Meepflix during date night.

Pim baking Charlie something sweet and Charlie returns the favor by making something for him.

The beautiful bride (Pim) and the skrunkly-ass groom (Charlie)

Pim finds out about what happened to Charlie in the Gwimbly episode and pulls an elaborate prank on James that leads to the nasty bastard getting publicly humiliated much to Charlie’s delight.

Charlie is embarrassed to admit to liking girly stuff and Pim, a bonafide femboy, helps him embrace it as the boys doll each other up for a day.

The boys working for Anonymous to hack Twitter’s rotting remains aka X by having it so that the boring white backgrounds are replaced with crude doodles mocking Elon Musk.

Charlie and Pim as astronauts and they share a ship together for 3 months. They become the first Critters on the moon!!

They’re in a rock band, with Pim as the lead singer and Charlie on the guitar.

Maid!Charlie is Princess!Pim’s lady in waiting and he trains to become a knight to challenge that chauvinist pig Knight!James to a duel to show him who’s who!

They’re robots in a gritty cyberpunk setting reigned by Grim and Gnarly because they’re literal edgelords.

[nemo-is-my-dad]

My opinion on every character in "Nautilus" (part 1)

⚠️SPOILERS⚠️

"oh Charlie how the hell have you watched the whole series in TWO DAYS?" powers of autism :3

Nemo-10000/10

...I really need to answer this?

*happy stims*

I LOVE HIM HE'S SUCH A WET CAT

I want him to adopt me.

Also Shazad is talented as hell,he deserves my respect🫂

Humility-10/10

I'm a dog for smart,badass girls

I didn't have high expectations for her, but she managed to exceed them.

I just didn't like that kiss in the end...(I NEED NEMONNAX NEMONNAX NEMONNAX)

Loti-10/10

On my knees ma'am 🛐

I loved her, totally.

She's so..UGH🤭

I may have a thing for older women?

Blaster-10/10

Mai boy :3 (please I use this emojis ironically don't kill me)

He's silly

That scene when Nemo hugged him in episode 4 got my heart melting

Benoit-100/10

NOOOOOOO HE DESERVED BETTER😭

I really hope he comes back

He's so sweet and wise

And he was so caring with Humility,just like a grandpa

Aw I'm sad now

Jagadish-100/10

HE DESERVED MUCH BETTER, THOSE DIRECTORS ARE GOING TO PAY MY THERAPY

He reminds me of those funny uncles

I liked him and then BOOM.DEAD.

I cried for him.

Ranbir-8/10

He's so silly and neat

I don't really have a solid opinion about him,but he's good for me

He must have suffered so much with Jagadish's death

Poor boy

Turan-10/10

HE'S JUST LIKE ME I CAN'T

I loved him

He's a skrunklie to me and that's it

That scene where he's happy and then kisses Boniface and Suyin 💕💕💕💕

Boniface-9/10

He helped Nemo so much

And helped all of the crew,of course

Aw man,when he hugged Nemo and he teared up I almost cried

I need to see more of him

Kai-9/10

Also I don't have a solid opinion about him,but I liked him as well

HIM RUNNING AFTER BLASTER WITH A GODDAMN KNIFE I CAN'T

He's the malewife in the relationship and you can't tell me otherwise

I got sad for him when they left without Loti

I NEED TO SEE THEM TOGETHER AND HAPPY

Suyin-8/10

She's literally the mother of the crew

Also need to see more of her

Is it just me or I think she sees Turan as a son? I'm crazy for more head cannons

Jiacomo-10/10

I LIKED HIM AS WELL!WHY THE ONES THAT I LIKE THE MOST GO AWAY???

I couldn't understand his issue with anger and with the doctor.He had some kind of disorder?Can someone explain to me😭

He's also silly,loved him

[raedshadowlegends]

Poker Face: The John-O Character

Omg hi howdy. Welcome back to a long essay featuring nothing groundbreaking whatsoever! Today we are going to be talking about Poker Face, the greatest show of all time. But more specifically, we're going to be talking about John-O.

For the uninformed-- John-O is a character featured briefly in the first episode of the series. He's only in two scenes but he sure is a silly little guy. Everyone loves John-O.

And upon my 17th rewatch, this time featuring my good friend @room215 , they pointed out that there seems to be a John-O-escue character in every single episode.

So we kept track of the John-O's. And now I'm going to be dissecting each one for no good reason.

Now there are no specific criteria for what makes a John-O. It's really just based on vibes. There are similar patterns between characters that are worth analyzing but for the most part you just know it when you see it.

I'll be talking about the first five episodes in this potentially very long post so grab yourself some popcorn and buckle up.

Oh and there will be spoilers. So go watch Poker Face if you haven't already, it's the best show ever actually.

Episode 1: Dead Man's Hand

John-O

BEHOLD! JOHN-O THE ORIGINAL!

There are definitely moments where I could get better pictures of him but I think this one is kinda perfect.

This is John-O. He is a silly little guy who has a history of stealing shit and breaking into places. He seems to be reformed because he states he "don't do this shit no more." So he is morally good. I trust him.

He's very silly and likes to add the suffix "-o" to the end of things he says. Like hey-o and good-o. He's just this goofy old man and his vibes are impeccable.

He's an ally to our friend Charlie Cale, helping her break into Nathalie's home despite his morals. He even offers to cut her in with his playboy sales. What a good guy.

Overall, John-O is a friend-o. He establishes our precedent of the "John-O character" being silly and the vibe that we're after.

Side Note: I love that Poker Face is an episodic show with a rotating cast of characters. It's seriously awesome and you don't see that shit often. However I am heartbroken at the loss of this man cause we probably won't see him again. It breaks my heart. I hope he's doing ok.

Episode 2: The Night Shift

"Meteor Shower" Trucker

Literally just this dude who is in one scene.

He is only here to tell Charlie about the meteor shower that evening. But he does it in the funniest fucking way imaginable. He literally gives Charlie a heart attack by just saying, "Meteor shower tonight." It's the funniest thing to me.

And I think about him way more often than I ought to. He's kinda skrunkly.

I said on the night during our analysis that he's cute in the same way on old man themed muppet is cute. Y'know? I feel like that makes some sense.

But yeah he's just here to be a jumpscare and tell Charlie about the Leonids. What a silly guy. I wish he was in more than one scene.

So far in our John-O analysis we have two quirky old dudes. The best kind of character imo.

Yeah I don't have much else to say on him </3

Episode 3: The Stall

Beto

Why does he look like that.

Anyways yeah, Beto is the John-O of episode 3. I do think he is pushing the amount of scenes a John-O can be in but it's ok cause he's kinda silly. He's just doing his job, man.

Poor guy is the one who found George's body. He's probably gonna have some issues for a while.

He's got some silly interactions with Charlie and even though they're brief, they're fun.

I actually don't have a lot to say about this guy. Whoops. My bad.

But you may have noticed he is not a skrunkly old man. That is true! He is not that.

I will be grouping this dude into the category of, "Guy who is just doing their job" under the broader "John-O" umbrella.

None of those words were in the Bible, I don't think.

Anyways, that's Beto for ya. Now we get to move on to my favorite guy!

Episode 4: Rest In Metal

Guy Who Threw The Stapler

Why the fuck would he do that.

I don't even know I can classify him as a John-O character but oh my god I think about him so much. Literally what is his deal, why the hell would he do this.

He is just here to throw a stapler at Gavin and whoop and holler. That's so fucking awesome.

That's all he does so I don't exactly know what else to say about him but I will add this:

My friends and I have been saying, "aREN'T YOU THE BAND THAT DOES STAPLEHEAD??? PLAY STAPLEHEAD!!!!!!!" to each other in the most man baby-escue voices possible for days now. It's the funniest thing on the planet.

*hits you with a stapler*

Episode 5: Time of the Monkey

Gino the Bull

This random guy in Howard Wolowitz's car.

He meets the flexible criteria of being a skrunkly old man so he gets points for that, for sure. ALSO HE'S KINDA SILLY?

He's just in the car being a silly goofy guy. These dissections are getting shorter and also worse. My bad guys, I'm really tired. Been staying up watching too much Poker Face B).

Anyways yeah, I don't know what his deal is. Very important to be a John-O, you just don't know what their fucking deal is.

I wanna say Gino the Bull is some kind of mafia/mob man? I dunno. I think it'd be funny if that were the case. That's my head canon at least.

So now we have three skrunkly old dudes, one man baby, and one Beto. Awesome.

Conclusion

I'm gonna cut this one of here before it gets too terribly long. Mainly so I can just get this posted. But also I imagine this shit is quite the long read.

My bad B).

BUT YEAH!!!

These are our first five John-O characters in Poker Face! Tune in soon to learn about the next five!

It's not gonna be as silly. Sorry. Episode 9 and 10 are major bummers and there's not much fun to be had there.

As always, thank you for reading <3

[becca-is-not-well]

HI

I'm Becca (as you probably figured out) and my friend said I should make a fanfic Tumblr cuz I wrote some for them.

I'll probably be writing mostly xreader fics, whether platonic or romantic. I will write smut, but preferably nothing too vanilla. I am REALLY exposing myself here. NOTHING NON CON.

This is the only time I'll be fully serious: If I write about heavy subjects (depression, anxiety, SH, etc.), it is simply to let people know they aren't alone and to help them through it. I am not in any way romanticizing it. As someone who has been through all three examples and much more, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I've written things for myself about my comfort characters helping me through shit and it genuinely helped me so much, I would love to do that for someone else.

If you know me in real life... no you don't.

All are platonic OR romantic unless specified otherwise

Who I plan on writing for:

Harry potter:

Golden age

Marauders (especially Sirius my beloved)

Fair warning I HATE Snape his "redemption arc" was BULLSHIT

Good omens:

(Said friend got me hooked)

Aziraphale (platonic)

Crowley (platonic)

Aziraphale & Crowley (ineffable husband's with platonic reader)

Riverdale:

(This is lowkey embarrassing oml)

Sweet Pea

Veronica lodge (love her)

Betty Cooper (PLS RAIL ME)

Jughead Jones (I'm weird. I'm a weirdo.)

Sandman:

My friend got me even more obsessed with this holy heck

Morpheus (my skrunkly baby I love him sm)

Death

Desire (is it getting hot in here??)

Matthew(ONLY PLATONIC WHY WOULD WANT ANYTHING ELSE WITH A LITERAL BIRD THE FUCK)

Lucienne (I need a hug from her)

Hob Gadling

Lab Rats:

(Why is this also embarrassing kskeidhxb)

Chase Davenport (been in love with him for forever)

Adam Davenport

Bree Davenport

The Rookie:

(Is this niche??)

Tim Bradford

Lucy Chen

John Nolan

Supernatural:

Sam Winchester (my baby)

Dean Winchester

Castiel (not my cup of tea but I see it)

Twilight:

Jacob Black

Carlisle Cullen (i love DILFs)

Charlie Swan (again. DILF.)

Jasper Cullen (yes. As in the 👁👄👁 mf)

Emmet Cullen

Rosalie Cullen

Big Time Rush:

(Half of these things feel like a confession)

Logan (LOML)

James

Kendall

Carlos (underrated)

Wizards of Waverly Place

(WHY AM I SO EMBARASSED ABT SO MANY OF THESE)

Justin Russo

Alex russo

Harper Finkle

Teen Wolf

Stiles Stilinski

Scott McCall

Isaac Lahey (UNDERRATED)

Derek Hale

Malia Tate

Hunger Games

Finnick Odair

Peeta Mellark

Haymitch Abernathy (I said what I said he's hot fr)

Katniss Everdeen

Gale Hawthorn (not the Canon mf tho he sucks ass)

Other random people:

Billy Russo (punisher)

Caspian (Narnia)

(I fucking love Ben Barnes)

The Darkling (Shadow and Bone)

Alina Starkov (Shadow and Bone)

Spencer Reid (criminal minds) (yes im one of those. Are u surprised?)

Legolas (bAbYy!!) (That's an inside joke)(LOTR/Hobbit)

Clark Kent (smallville)

Mac (MacGyver reboot)

I also like writing poetic type stuff so let me know if u want me to post some of that lol

[lerios]

tagged by all time icon @baynton 💕 this has been in my drafts for like a month because i wanted to answer it after i properly started succession but now i get the feeling its gonna take a while to get a proper grip of that show lmao😅

List 5 favourite shows (in no particular order) and answer questions accordingly.

1. bbc quacks

2. firefly (my absolute beloved 😍)

3. its always sunny in philidelphia

4. bbc ghosts

5. fuck it, critical role (i don't watch much TV lol)

1. Who is your favourite character in 2?

Favourite? probably Wash my gorgeous comedy boy with an icon wife i spent years simping over, BUT i don't think we can ignore how fucking fixated i was on Simon. like, he was gender envy before i knew that Gender™ was a thing.

2. Who is your least favourite character in 1?

i lowkey highkey want to throw hands with Robert. how dare you marry a girlboss and then not appreciate her wtf. give me her number

3. What’s your favourite episode of 4?

the Thomas Thorne Affair popped off. like yeah sure my skrunkly is centre stage but also the episode is just really well done.

4. What is your favourite season of 5?

I AM A SEASON 1 TRUTHER. vox machina i miss you so much 😭

5. What’s your favourite relationship in 3?

charlie mac brotp.

6. Who is your anti relationship in 2?

jayne/river shippers are wild, she's like 12 and they don't even get along (also jayne/simon is the real OTP)

7. How long have you watched 1?

well i first posted about it in march, so like 5 months probably

8. How did you become interested in 3?

my mate jon said there was a musical episode so i watched like 10 seasons of it lol.

9. Who is your favourite actor in 4?

okay i don't really know anything about any of them, but ben seems like a vibe. i too write mostly depressing shit and don't talk to anyone about anything 🥰

10. Which show do you prefer 1, 2 or 5?

firefly

11. Which show have you seen more episodes of 1 or 3?

3 because theres 16 seasons of always sunny and only 1 season of quacks 😭😭😭

12. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?

my man mike is alive and has a magical badass wife that can talk to ghosts.

13. How would you kill off your favourite character in 5?

my man Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo the third can never die, fuck off. (i'd kill him in a suitably emo way probably. he dies alone and still demon-infested, having scared the rest of vox machina away from caring about him once and for all, then probably getting converted into a vampire).

14. Would a ¾ crossover work?

asdagjsdag YES the gang would make such a big deal of having ghosts, they'd probably try to make money off of julian somehow. robin and charlie would be 100% best friends. the captain would be having a breakdown at thier impropriety 24/7 but fanny would get along with them way better than she'd expect lol

15. Pair two characters in 1 that would make an unlikely, but strangely okay couple.

okay theres not many characters in quacks but i would love to see john/william. john absolutely needs to drug him 🥰

16. Overall, which show has the better cast, 3 or 5?

probably 5 because i got Parasocial about them for a while. pro-lgbt kings.

and i’m tagging: fucking nobody because i don't have the braincells to do social shit rn but i wanted do this when i found it again bc it looked fun

[lillylvjy]

Drabble time! Drabble time!

Phantombur edition!!!

Reblog if you would like too!:)

Ok so phantom is a skrunkly , shy boy. He hides away when things get to overwhelming and he just wants to be loved:(

But, then he found you! A new person to the smp, and you were just like a tubbo! You had characteristics of a bee. He didn’t immediately go up and say hi to you. Oh no! Him.. initiating conversations? Your funny! He just watched you and admired you for a while ( until Tommy found him and made fun of him for a while)

But one day, you found him talking to Charlie. You went up to Charlie and asked who he was talking to. “Oh! You guys haven’t met yet?! Well, y/n this is Wilbur, Wilbur this is y/n” he said smiling. You looked over at the slightly transparent man in front of you. ‘He’s kinda cute. His eyes, his smile, practically everything is perfect about him’ you thought. Wilbur cleared his throat and you came back to reality. You blushed and apologize. Phantom smiles and said it was ok and that you guys should hang out sometime. “I would love too” you smiled as he nodded and walked away.

Ahh the beginning of a love story. Ok but really he was head over heals for you… but he thought you didn’t feel the same. Yes! You exclaim how much you love him everyday and yes you give him so much affection (that he loves and needs)

But, lately you’ve been talking to Jack a lot. Like a lot a lot. And he’s nervous. Is he better than me? Has he seen more to this life? Type of deal you know?! (I’m so sorry)

But really. He thinks your gonna leave him. He’s overthinking a lot. He’s talked to Phil and techno about it. Techno said he’s should just turn invisible and spy on them. Phil obviously strongly disagreed. ‘What could be the harm in that?!’ He thought to himself as he left to go see where you were.

He then saw you and Jack in the gardens together, laughing and holding onto each other for dear life. He felt sad, mad, disappointed and another emotion he couldn’t quite grasp. What were you doing here with him? Am I not good enough? What does he have that I don’t?

Questions ran through his mind like a running train. And they didnt stop. He got closer to you guys so he could here is conversation. After you guys stopped laughing, you sighed and slumped.

“I feel like I’m too much for Wilbur. Like I’m too hyper and too clingy for him. Like he’s a chill and super stand off-ish guy. Like whenever I hug him. I feel like he’s uncomfortable and I not want that at all. I don’t know maybe I’m going crazy but I love him so much Jack! I’d do anything for him. But i don’t know how he feels and I’m overthinking everything.” He said tearing up.

He stood there confused and baffled. You? To much for him?! Absolutely not! Never! The only reason he seems like it, is because he’s never had this kind of affection before and he’s trying to get used to it. The fact that your overthinking about him not liking or wanting you anymore is insane to him.

He went to go walk away before anything else happened, but he stepped in a rock and fell down, losing his ability to be invisible in the process. You and Jack both jumped up and turned around to see how it was.

The look in your face, showed anger, but really you were relieved he was here. Did he here all of that? Does he feel that way? Or is he going to say he feels the complete opposite and make me feel better about this relationship? You now had thoughts running in and out of your head.

Wilbur quickly got up and starting apologizing. You face softened from the angry expression. You hated how he sounded. His tone was desperate and sad in a way. He didn’t want you to be mad at him for spying, he just cares so much.

Jack walked away with a smile towards you as you went up to Wilbur. You placed your hands on his face, cupping it. “How much of that did you hear my love?” You asked.

“All of it. I didn’t mean too! I just wanted to see why you and Jack have been hanging out so much! It felt like you liked him more than me and I had a bad feeling and-“ he rambled on, until you pulled his head down to put his forehead on yours.

“You don’t have to be jealous of Jack you know? He’s like a brother to me. And I’ve been talking to him alot because… well you heard.” You smiled.

Jealous. That makes sense. Makes sense why he was feeling that way towards Jack.

“Darling. You aren’t to much for me. I love how clingy you are. I love how hyper you are. I love everything about you. And I’m sorry if I seem uncomfortable. I’m just new to all of this and I’m getting used to it very slowly. Never think you aren’t good enough for me because you are so much more than good enough.” He said while grabbing your hands and kissing your nuckles. You sighed and smiled up at him.

“I’m so glad that’s cleared up. Ok now give me a piggyback ride!” You said while giggling.

He laughed and kissed you. “What a way to ruin the moment huh?” He asked as he turned around a bent down for you.

You jumped on his back and kissed his cheek. “It’s what I do best. But seriously, I know you were overthinking to my love. I don’t deserve you. You deserve the world and so much more. You are perfect Wilbur. And I love you so much.” You said holding onto him tight as he began to walk.

He smiled. “You are my world, darling. And your everything I need and so much more.” He said giving you a kiss on your forehead.

[pastacurls]

Catcfember day 3 - Charlie bucket

He’s my little skrunkly I love him so much

[sakebytheriver]

Glad to know I'm not the only one strangely obsessed with Charlie from it's always sunny <3

😭😭😭😭 I never truly understood what the words skrunkly scrimblo meant before this man, i had never had a poor little meow meow that was so poor and so little and so meow meow, yes i am attracted to him no I would never lay a finger on him because breathing the same air as him would expose me to at least 50 different diseases, i want to dissect him and then eat his brain with a spoon, i have not been so turned on as when i watched that Charlie Work episode and he gave that speech i felt the instant urge to run into his arms and make out with him like i was the love interest in the action movie and he was the strapping action man with a ripped shirt and glistening abs. He has changed my brain chemistry and now i am this, i apologize 😔

[superstarmew]

I read the novel version of silver eyes and damn

I love how I've grown so much more attached to Charlie and the others but like

I love how I hate William even more now

It's so funny I'm like

Dang, I love how they write William, he's even more threatening and awful in novel form, And I also like how He is designed in the graphic novels he's so greasy and skrunkly and it's fun to draw him, he has such great character to him

But at the same time I wish to grab this man's head and shove it into a toilet agressively while I flush it and drown him

[mooph]

for blorbo ask game: dsmp?

thank you for the ask!

i've been massively obsessed w dsmp for nearly 2 years now (oh god)

blorbo: this has gotta be tubbo. my boy. i'm so glad the tubblings are big on tumblr bc i've had lots of thoughts on this kid for a while 😭

skrunkly- foolish. i feel like if i squish him hard enough he would make a squeaker noise

scrimblo bimblo- sapnap. he's definitely gained more popularity but i think he's cool <3

glup shitto- i'd say purpled or charlie slimecicle. love them to bits <3 sucks one killed the other but i can forgive

poor little meow meow- definitely quackity or schlatt. my pathetic beloveds

horse plinko- definitely wilbur. moreso revivebur, cause i feel he would be fully invested in whatever bullshittery i did to him no matter how stupid then plan a sequence of revenge scenarios that would end up with both of us in an unwanted team up where we come out the other side with character development and friendship

eeby deeby- george cause i think it'd be funny