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no! touching grass will kill her she needs tv show that sucks to live

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i think every movie should have a director's cut but instead of a bunch of extra bullshit scenes it's just characters saying fuck in all the places you'd expect them to say fuck if the movie wasn't PG-13 or whatever

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WE NEED TO KILL HIM

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i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement

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love characters whose name is just unique enough that adding any word onto part of it becomes a description for that character. lestat de lioncourt. lestat de lioncunt. dreamstat. fuckasswoodboardstat. i am lestat de lioncourt but you can call me mr. noonehasseenmefromanobjectivePOVstat.

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armand: hey im gonna pretend to be you while louis' ex is visiting cause i accidentally erased their memory of me almost killing him like 50 years ago. cool?

real rashid who is just trying not to get caught being a mole in a house full of volatile telepathic vampires: yes chef

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i'm sorry the funniest part in the whole show is when lestat has his whole off script moment during the trial and he turns back to the audience, waves his hand and is like "continue" but then it just cuts to daniel going "um....okay"

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i love a piece of media that lies like yes girly give me no choice but to accept all your vague and disconnected details as truth until you slowly reveal that everything you've shown or told me probably did not happen the way i thought and that my perception of the characters is not based in an objective reality 🫶

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sometimes it's just 2 guys in a museum. a guy and his boyfriend. and also a third guy is there. and yeah he is just a secret hallucination of the first guy's ex but at least he's present

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I love the trend of mlm teen shows being cute romances, heartfelt moments, dealing with school etc. And then the wlw teen shows are like What if you're all trapped in the wilderness and forced to survive and you come up with intricate rituals and you can't live with or without each other and you're suffering and constantly facing death and...

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being the youngest sibling is great until you're in a room full of people and realize that you have never felt like you aren't the most naive person in the room at any given time.

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everyone say thank you to the villain's little goon for his wonderful bit of exposition before his untimely demise

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i don't think it is unreasonable to be upset that they took some of the most important soc scenes and shoehorned them into the s&b plot with almost no emotional context but at the same time be grateful that we got to see those scenes acted out at all, even if it cut up some well earned character development and ultimately made no sense in the context it was placed in...

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at this point i'm way more disaster than i am bisexual so if you're gonna be mean at least do it for the right reason

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my eyes roll back in my head like i'm possessed but i'm actually just trying to remember my webkinz password from when i was 6

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me and the five other people that didn’t see the northern lights are throwing a party and you’re not invited btw

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i said we're moving on without any more fucking ado