#charlie q&a

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

Charlie! You look lovely this evening!

" Awww, thank you! That's really a nice thing to read- "

" She's taken. "

" Double taken. "

" It was just a compliment! Chill out, you two! "

[warningsine]

[my-craft]

-Gegg

[gelloonnery]

shout out to the most cringe fail family in the smp, they owe me so much therapy

[the-ace-with-spades]

So, I imagine that Soap is around 5'11, which is not short at all, even if it seems so if you look at the people he works with.

However, from his whole family, he is the tallest.

His da is 5'8, his brother is 5'9, his sisters are 5'2 and 5'3 and his mam is 5' nothing. To his family, Johnny is not only tall but also overgrown.

(This is also why entering the military was a shock to the system --- Soap was used to being pretty tall if not the tallest person around and then boom, he's smol)

The first time Soap takes Ghost to his family home, he is instantly named a giant. Literally, his mam when she sees him says something along the lines of 'and I thought my boy was a giant' and his da makes the typical joke of 'what does the army feed you?' and one of Soap's sister says she 'woulda climb him like a tree too if she had the chance' and his brother goes all 'was gonna give the fella a shovel talk but I think he's too big too bury by myself any case'. Soap is so embarrassed by them but Ghost is awkwardly shy anytime his height is pointed out.

On top of it, he tries to help Soap's mam in the kitchen (I like to think he likes to cook) and there is the comical image of her, standing there tiny at 5'0 and Ghost towering over her at 6'3 or 6'4 (Soap's not sure, Simon slouches often) and trailing behind her as she orders him around. There's literally a moment when she goes to grab herself a step ladder to reach something on the top shelf and Ghost just stretches his arm a bit and gets it for her. She might or might not ask if he can dust the cobwebs from the corners of the ceilings she can't reach herself. (Ghost dusts the cobwebs, duh, even if Johnny can't snicker at him enough).

Johnny's brother uses Ghost's height to make his kid eat his veggies, 'if you eat your veggies, you're going to grow as tall as him'. Ghost goes along with it.

The kids in general treat him like a walking jungle gym --- especially because he's not only tall but also strong enough to function as a walking jungle gym. One of Soap's nieces who used to love piggyback rides from him now insists Ghost has to be the one because he makes her feel taller than Soap does.

They're supposed to sleep in Soap's childhood bedroom and Soap's da brings in an ottoman and a couple of pillows so Ghost's feet 'don't stick out'. Soap laughs it off until he realizes that Ghost's feet would, in fact, stick out from his tiny double bed if he slept straightened out.

[ama-a93]

is that really you?

[fridgrave]

based gossipers

[white-pyramids-blog]

He’s stranded in France 😭

I looked at flight prices there all like 2-3k dollars. I literally forgot about this and I thought he just reallyyyyy loved France.

[mikaikaika]

To the French, Charlie is literally an enigma. Man showed up in the sluttiest outfit imaginable, objected to the wedding, got murdered by a child, blew up the venue, turned into an egg, and then proceeded to give one of the most heartfelt performances of the server. I'd be so confused if I were them and honestly that's the best way to perceive Charlie Slimecicle.

[vegley]

THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMINF

[ RBS > LIKES ‼️‼️‼️]

[megastrangeskeleton]

It goes without saying, Philza minecraft is an icon we all look up to. So much so, this man was recently featured on tv in Argentina for a viewer submitted segment on Father’s Day. This is not the first time nor the last time this will happen.

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

Hey Charlie how are you? How is your life there? How is your marriage? I heard from a little bird that you celebrated your Pearl wedding anniversary!!! Congratulations!! JIIJIJIJIJ also how is your relationship with Lou? Having two Beetles for the price of one …… .

.

. Qué bien comes mija!!! te felicito!! wink wink

I'm sorry for the Spanish but I felt that this way I could do the class better!! uwu

" Ahhhh so many questions in one ask! I'll try and answer all of them!

First of all I am feeling fantastic, thank you! Life's great and things are finally calm! You know, after being a full time mom, it's nice now that the kids are all grown up and on their own! Well... sort of! Joey still goes to school, but for the rest, he's very independent! I love my free time! Sometimes I miss those times... but it passes soon!

Life here is good! I'm actually so glad we're back here! You never get how good life is at home until you need to leave it! I swear I'll go back to America only to visit Sami and Wally. For the rest, that place can burn to the ground!

As for me and Syd... eheheh, yes! We have been married for 30 years, can you believe that?? Awwww, I love him so, so much! It was a nice ceremony, with mates and rellies and people who weren't there for the wedding itself! We had our old Soopreme Leader sing for us!!! He's a world-famous rock star now, I'm amazed he found time for us!!! Such a special day... thank you!

Things are great with Lou as well! We are close to our own anniversary too, we celebrate 4 years! Time flies... I want to spend as many years with them as I have now with Syd! A pity we can't match... but at least I have them! They make me sooo happy!!! Couldn't ask for more!!!

And.... uhm... that is... Spanish? Ow, I know French and Irwin knows Italian, it was Rudy who knew Spanish...

But I have a translator app here on the phone! But I don't know how to use it...

...

IRWIIIIIIIIN!!!!! "

" What? "

" Someone wrote this in Spanish, but I don't remember how to use the translator, can you do it? "

" I'll use my phone, let me write it.

...

...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "

" What?? What does it say?? Don't fucking leave, tell me what it says!! "

“ Well buon appetito, Rali! ”

" Irwin!!! "

[warningsine]

[beckyblah]

Guiding hand

No time for anything finished, have a sketch of how much I’d like to continue seeing full-feral Charlie

[kexing]

🚗🔥

PIT BABE THE SERIES (2023-2024)

KIDNAP THE SERIES (2024)

[cowboybuckleys]