#charlie q&a

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

Charlie! You look lovely this evening!

" Awww, thank you! That's really a nice thing to read- "

" She's taken. "

" Double taken. "

" It was just a compliment! Chill out, you two! "

[warningsine]

[my-craft]

-Gegg

[gelloonnery]

shout out to the most cringe fail family in the smp, they owe me so much therapy

[the-ace-with-spades]

So, I imagine that Soap is around 5'11, which is not short at all, even if it seems so if you look at the people he works with.

However, from his whole family, he is the tallest.

His da is 5'8, his brother is 5'9, his sisters are 5'2 and 5'3 and his mam is 5' nothing. To his family, Johnny is not only tall but also overgrown.

(This is also why entering the military was a shock to the system --- Soap was used to being pretty tall if not the tallest person around and then boom, he's smol)

The first time Soap takes Ghost to his family home, he is instantly named a giant. Literally, his mam when she sees him says something along the lines of 'and I thought my boy was a giant' and his da makes the typical joke of 'what does the army feed you?' and one of Soap's sister says she 'woulda climb him like a tree too if she had the chance' and his brother goes all 'was gonna give the fella a shovel talk but I think he's too big too bury by myself any case'. Soap is so embarrassed by them but Ghost is awkwardly shy anytime his height is pointed out.

On top of it, he tries to help Soap's mam in the kitchen (I like to think he likes to cook) and there is the comical image of her, standing there tiny at 5'0 and Ghost towering over her at 6'3 or 6'4 (Soap's not sure, Simon slouches often) and trailing behind her as she orders him around. There's literally a moment when she goes to grab herself a step ladder to reach something on the top shelf and Ghost just stretches his arm a bit and gets it for her. She might or might not ask if he can dust the cobwebs from the corners of the ceilings she can't reach herself. (Ghost dusts the cobwebs, duh, even if Johnny can't snicker at him enough).

Johnny's brother uses Ghost's height to make his kid eat his veggies, 'if you eat your veggies, you're going to grow as tall as him'. Ghost goes along with it.

The kids in general treat him like a walking jungle gym --- especially because he's not only tall but also strong enough to function as a walking jungle gym. One of Soap's nieces who used to love piggyback rides from him now insists Ghost has to be the one because he makes her feel taller than Soap does.

They're supposed to sleep in Soap's childhood bedroom and Soap's da brings in an ottoman and a couple of pillows so Ghost's feet 'don't stick out'. Soap laughs it off until he realizes that Ghost's feet would, in fact, stick out from his tiny double bed if he slept straightened out.

[ama-a93]

is that really you?

[fridgrave]

based gossipers

[white-pyramids-blog]

He’s stranded in France 😭

I looked at flight prices there all like 2-3k dollars. I literally forgot about this and I thought he just reallyyyyy loved France.

[mikaikaika]

To the French, Charlie is literally an enigma. Man showed up in the sluttiest outfit imaginable, objected to the wedding, got murdered by a child, blew up the venue, turned into an egg, and then proceeded to give one of the most heartfelt performances of the server. I'd be so confused if I were them and honestly that's the best way to perceive Charlie Slimecicle.

[vegley]

THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMINF

[ RBS > LIKES ‼️‼️‼️]

[megastrangeskeleton]

It goes without saying, Philza minecraft is an icon we all look up to. So much so, this man was recently featured on tv in Argentina for a viewer submitted segment on Father’s Day. This is not the first time nor the last time this will happen.

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

Do you have any regrets as a parent?

" ... heaps.

Probably I regret all my experiences with Wally.

I wasn't a good mother to him. I always screamed, threatened him, forced him to do things he didn't want to do just because I liked them.

There are few times I can remember where we went along. For the rest, it was all yelling and being angry at each other. Especially when he was a teen.

For a long time, I gave myself the whole fault of his disappearance. I thought I pushed him away, that he just... broke down and went away, afraid to become like me. Which is funny... I always told myself I'd never become like my Father... and I became even worse, thinking it wasn't the same.

And all those angry feelings became worse and worse, I let them out on Syd until we decided it was time to ask for help and maybe take a pause. Mostly for Joey's sake.

It worked. We slowly improved our ways and tried to be better for him and also for Sami, who was the last memory we had left of Wally.

Recommission also helped us a lot; I somehow started to forgive myself and move on to improve even more for my family.

I'm so... glad... Wally returned and he wanted me around...

...

We still haven't talked about what happened...

I'm sure he hates me... "

[warningsine]

[beckyblah]

Guiding hand

No time for anything finished, have a sketch of how much I’d like to continue seeing full-feral Charlie

[forcebook]

🚗🔥

PIT BABE THE SERIES (2023-2024)

KIDNAP THE SERIES (2024)

[cowboybuckleys]