#charlie murder cosplay

[poubellesouriante]

I'm going to do a cosplay on Kelly in the spring or summer, but I can't figure out what kind of cat to draw on a T-shirt and whether such a T-shirt would fit. do you think a cat should be in the shape of a heart or in a sitting position? and would such a T-shirt be suitable?

I'm a fool, I had to write the questions first, and only then insert the pictures ….. sorry :)

[pluckyredhead]

…Sorry if this is a bit weird but do you have any queer romance book recommendations? I ended up finishing the last binding trilogy because you posted about it (you have excellent taste lol) and I’m a bit stuck at the moment with what to read next.

Not weird at all! I absolutely have recs! Also Freya Marske has a brand new book out called Swordcrossed if you want more of her writing. (For people who are not anon: The Last Binding is an Edwardian historical fantasy romance trilogy and it's excellent.)

Okay recs:

KJ Charles: My favorite queer romance author, hands down, and also the most prolific! She's written over 30 queer historical romance novels (and one queer historical mystery), mostly M/M, all historical and set in the UK during various time periods ranging from the 1810s to the 1920s. My two favorite things about her work: 1. It draws very heavily on the history, meaning that her characters never come across like modern people in historical cosplay. And 2. she's great at creating genuine conflict between or around characters. I have read too many romances where everything is uwu softness and nothing hurts but Charles's characters are always either fundamentally divided by politics, class, ethical perspectives, lies, and/or tragic backstories, OR they get along fine but a murderer is trying to kill them, OR, in the best of her books, both.

My favorites are probably The Will Darling Adventures (1920s trilogy all about the same couple fighting a criminal secret society), A Seditious Affair (1810s, a radical firebrand and a Tory government official accidentally fall in love while having extremely kinky sex), An Unnatural Vice (1870s, "spiritualist" con artist and the crusading journalist trying to expose him), and Any Old Diamonds (1890s, The Saddest Boy in the World hires a sexy jewel thief to rob his horrible father, kink ensues), but you can really start anywhere - Think of England is where I jumped on and it's nice because it's more of a standalone (there is a companion book but Think of England comes first). If you liked The Last Binding, you might want to start with her Magpie Lord series because they are also fantasy romance. (Freya Marske is a big KJ Charles fan and it shows, in a good way.)

Allie Therin: Sticking with the fantasy romance angle here for a moment, Therin has a 1920s trilogy called Magic in Manhattan that is all about the same couple, a prickly magic-user named Rory and the big hunky WWI vet who loves him, as they fight various evil magicians. (HUGE oversimplification but you get it.) There's a spinoff trilogy, the Roaring Twenties Magic series, which has two books out so far. I love NYC, the 1920s, fantasy, and queer romance, so obviously I love all of this.

But I'm particularly obsessed with her Sugar and Vice series (also a trilogy, first book is out already and the second one comes out next month) which is set in modern day Seattle and is about an empath named Reece and the super dangerous empath hunter called the Dead Man who may or may not be here to kill Reece, and also there's a serial killer on the loose. This one is a suuuuuuper slow burn (they don't even kiss in the first book!), so you have to be patient but I read the second book early and yeah I'm obsessed and desperate to talk to other people about these books.

Charlie Adhara: More paranormal romance! I wrote about these books at greater length recently, but the short version is: FBI agent gets transferred to the super secret werewolf division of the FBI and partnered with a hot werewolf, they fall in love, spend five books developing into The Ultimate Power Couple, I'm in love with their love. There's a spinoff series called Monster Hunt but only one book is out so far.

TJ Klune: I probably don't have to tell anyone about TJ Klune anymore and I'll admit he can be hit or miss for me but I did really love Wolfsong. As long as we're talking werewolves.

Dessa Lux: Okay these are more erotica than romance but Omega Required is a comfort read for me, which is funny because I'm not usually an omegaverse gal. But this is about a very sweet alpha doctor who offers a marriage of convenience to a very traumatized omega and it's literally just nonstop cuddling and soup. She also has a series that's just ever-growing werewolf gangbangs, if that's a thing you're into. Like. A cartoonish amount of werewolves at the gangbang. It's delightful.

Cat Sebastian: I will admit Sebastian is also a little bit hit or miss for me. I loved her very first trilogy, the Turner series, which is very much in the vein of KJ Charles (Regency romance, class divides, lots of conflict). She wrote some more 19th century stuff after that and then moved into mid-20th century romance (50s-70s) which is honestly very rare. She also basically...stopped writing any conflict at all. I would say a large portion of her books after the Turner series can be accurately described as "two best friends who are secretly in love with each other sit in the same house/apartment and enjoy each other's company until they get together." I know a BUNCH of people who absolutely love that and they are well-written! But I really have to be in the right mood for them.

Sarina Bowen and Elle Kennedy: Okay I am not a hockey person, but you must, you MUST read Him and its sequel, Us. Hockey-playing BFFs, one is gay and secretly in love with the the other, the other one is like "I don't think I'm into dudes but I'd better give you 300 blowjobs to make sure." (Spoiler: he's into dudes.) Honestly the stupidest men imaginable. I love them so much. Bowen has written a few other queer romances solo and I'm working my way through her back catalog now.

Rachel Reid: Yes it's more hockey romance but. BUT. Heated Rivalry. Two of the top players in the NHL, on rival teams, have famously hated each other for years...and have secretly been fucking since they were rookies. Reid is another one where I'm still working my way through her books but Heated Rivalry is something special.

I am SURE there are more I'm forgetting but this is long so I'll stop it here for now! Also folks should feel free to reblog with further recs, she said selfishly.

[v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n]

I’m starting episode 53 of JRWI; Riptide, I’m terrified, and scared and I feel like I’m gonna be HEARTBROKEN by the end of this, I’ve been warned

AHHH ALL THE COSPLAYS <333 THEYRE SO COOLL Grizzly >>>

“He’s not well..he’s not well” - every DM ever

“He makes me feel like a little sea rat :((“ “he makes me feel like a weasel.”

“This is not a Jay you know, this is a timid little girl.” WHAT THE FUCK????? WHAT THE HELLLL WE ARE 9 MINUTES IN

“19 doesn’t hit..???”

“Just stop…please..just stop. You don’t need to do this.. if I- come with you, will you let them leave?” - I’m gonna cry

I’ve decided I’m murdering Jayson Ferin RGGGHH HIK CALLING HER “JAY JAY” :((((

“Chip we took an oath!” “It’ll be alright. I promise”

“Sincerely, I hope it was worth it.” “Gillion went down with a smile too” CHARLIE WHEN I CATCH YOU CHARLIE

“You wanna know my secret so bad Chip. I was using you. From the beginning.” “It meant nothing to me” “I don’t believe that.”

“What do you..what do you really want? And just say it so I can fight for it.” JESUS CHRIST OUUUUCHHH

“I really want to keep adventuring with you guys Gill.” “that’s really what I was hoping you’d say…now can we get the fuck out of here?”

[universallydestinytaco]

Even More Silly and Irreverent SF Headcanons

Warning: This glorified shitpost contains a heavy dose of MLM (Morons loving Morons)

EDIT: So apparently in the Spanish Dub for SF Charlie's girlfriend is named Zoey and I made this post before that info became more well-known and prior I dubbed her as Susan....Zoey is a cute name OMG

This one time Charlie, Dj Spitz, Glep, Mr. Frog, Jennifer, Shrimp and one reluctant Alan all decided to spend one April Fools day split into street gangs competing to see who could prank the most people within 24 hours before everyone involved was tossed in the county jail until Pim and a pissed off Zoey had to bail them all out the morning after.

Simon S. Salty tried to bribe his way into the Pearly Gates of Heaven with coupons at his shoddy restaurant but God was so offended by the mere idea of eating his slop that he told St. Peter to press the big red button to open the trapdoor under Salty’s feet to H-E-double hockey sticks so he can go peddle his 2-bit McDonalds knock off to those who truly deserve it. Eat up Satan ya big red loser!!!

Pim is actually much stronger than he looks, he can open pickle jars with one turn of the wrist and he can carry Charlie over his head while running a mile without breaking a sweat (or his spine for that matter).

Charlie bamboozled the entire internet by editing The Mr. Frog Show wiki by adding fake episodes with a source that lead to the famous RickRoll video, only for everyone to read him the riot act when he accidentally exposed himself. Hah! That idiot.

One hot summer day Glep spat on the sidewalk and the spit droplet just sizzled and evaporated into steam….from that point onward Glep has been trying to convince his co-workers that he can literally spit fire and when trying to prove such a claim he spat into Charlie’s coffee.

Pim and Zoey had to bail Charlie out of jail once again for attempted murder (See the HC above for the reason why).

Mr Boss was cursed into turning into an owl beast in his sleep and he has to take a potion once a day to keep him normal, hence why he was freaking out at the end of S2E1.

Alan wears a skin-tight red jumpsuit under his neck and tie and underneath all that he has goofy-print boxers with a smiley face patch on the seat.

Pim is still friends with Jennifer even after the initial mix up when he introduced her to Shrimp. She gives him special “Thank You” coffee and treats in the house every year on her and Shrimp’s anniversary.

Smormu does makeup tutorials and travel vlogs on YouTube.

Charlie found out that Pim and Susan both crush on him and decided: “Why not?” Thus was the beginning of a beautiful polycule.

James what super jealous and was ready to reap his revenge until Charlie pulled a Saitama and punched James in the nose so hard that he whimpered away like a pitiable little biyatch!!

Glep, Pim and Smormu went to Miku Expo cosplaying as The Triple Baka Squad (Pim called dibs on Miku).

Alan attends Beatnik Poetry Night with Glep on the bongos.

Smormu started dating Dj Spitz and lemme tell ya he is VIOLENTLY protective of her, Whoever killed Canon!Smormu wouldn’t stand a chance against this guy.

[wallieclock]

Third times the charm

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Look guys! Can you BELIEVE Juanaflippa came back and they're all finally happy ? (ver. without frame+background in read more)(also me talking about my designs abit because i am 💥💥💥💥autistic)

-You may be wondering why Mariana isn't in his one-punch cosplay? It is because I drew it and hated it. I'll draw him in it one day

-The missing gloves are because i forgot

-You may also be wondering why I gave Flippa a halo but no horns. It is because her face already felt cluttered to me, But still wanted an indication that this was post-second death

-They all have little jewelry that clicks together because they are familia (Mariana's necklace is the biggest piece, than Charlies bracelet than Flippas)

-Charlie gets square eyes because he is. Slime

-^^^ I see charlie as like a full slime that can change shape REALLY well. When he gets stressed/isn't around people for a while he gets.... smudgy(During his murder arc he looked human and had human colors but they were all smudged like if you took a wet canvas and poured water on it) (during exile he was pretty much all green and didn't keep shape very well)

-Mariana's heart pin says '#1 bitch wife' the other one is just sunglasses emoji. I genuinely dont know why.

-Charlie's glasses and communicator are broken because he is :D

-Mariana's scars are from setting himself on fire

-Not many notes on Flippa. She's perfect (a bit horribly traumatized but whatevs)

-First time drawing them both so I would change some things (make charlie more slimy, give mariana a scarf or smthing to replicate his cape)

These guys have. A hold on me.

[stitchpunk1]

Ok bored at work so I think I’ll do a mini master post for all my current Hell ocs.

I’m gonna do it in kind of a list format starting with the parents of the kids, dosnt necessarily mean they are together but it’s just parents. At the end I’ll mention some of the pets I made for them. For Vidas I'm just going to copy and paste my last posts one because this has now taken my whole work shift and I am home now.

Charlie/Vaggie- Mara has mixed goat and sheep attributes being half demon and angel. She’s very artsy and likes to make big interactive installations that are meant to be destroyed so the citizens can have something that she hopes will stop the constant destruction they commit. She ends up dating Heather who is Husk, Angel and Alastors daughter.

Husk/Angel/Alstor- Heather and Isabella are the day and night siblings of the hotel. Isabella has a centaur like deer body and can turn into a grotesque deer/spider hybrid creature. She takes very much after Al in macabreness but has a cottagecore style personality at the same time. Heather is the more dour of the two. She’s takes completely after Husk who isn’t sure who her father is after a bender one night(either Al, angel or a stranger). This leads her to feel like she doesn’t fit in with her family. Heather was also born prematurely only a few days after her sister. One last thing for Heather is she has a hidden love of musical theatre and after some coaxing from her sister and a bit of training from an ex clown(I like to think fizz does some theater work for fun) she starts preforming. Isabella is dating Mable, Moxxie and Millie’s daughter.

Pent/Niss- Belinda is an arachnid demon with a small snake tail but can go full spider naga when pushed. She’s a hit woman for hire and one hell of a shot. She spends a lot of time with her uncle and cousins as she’s not on good terms with her grandfather who views her as a freak. She aims to be strong enough one day to take his spot as head of the family.

Vox/ Val- Vea is almost like a mini Val in looks but thankfully not personality. She has more of a blue color scheme like Vox and though she’s more organic she can take control of electronics. Shes so powerful that she once held the power grid of pride hostage when she was sick of how her parents treated those around her. She loves to cosplay and has made hundreds of outfits and wigs(shes bald like Val but to her it just means more fun wigs) she’s made. Vea is honestly good friends with the hotel kids and is ride or die with them. She is dating Chaz’ daughter Maeve.

Stolas/Blitz- Eris is a hodgepodge mix of imp Ang Goetia. She looks mostly imp with hair similar to Tillas but has random feathers and bird legs/feet. When in an absolute rage she can summon a form like Stolas. Eris is an avid reader but also loves to hit Hells beaches and go surfing. At her request her parents got her an old beat up van she refurbished to have a bed and amenities in the back if she wanted to stay at the beach for a day or two. She is dating Fizz and Ozzys daughter Izzy.

Fizz/Ozzy- Izzy takes much more after Fizz that her father but has wild blue hair that can turn into fire when very upset. As a child she was kidnapped and lost a horn in the process. The whole affair made Izzy a bit of a homebody unless she has her guard sharkdog. She became a huge fan of video games and started to stream, becoming a popular vtuber.

Moxxie/Millie- Mable is the little spitfire of the IMP kids. She very much takes after her mother and has little to no fear of anything or anyone bigger than her. She loves theater like Moxxie and preforms often with her girlfriend’s sister.

Striker- Nettie is half imp and half snake demon. Her mouth and snout are more snake and she has a rattle in her tail. Netties other parent was killed by a cult in her home of wrath and with her father not around she was forced to find work as a ranch hand anywhere that would take her. At some point she returned to her hometown, murdered the leader of the cult and burned it all to the ground. Her wandering after that landed her as cook of the Hazbin Hotel when she was tired of traveling. She doesn’t really know Striker but blames him for her other parents death.

Wally/Verosika-At first glance and even at second no one would realize that Wendy was the daughter of Verosika Mayday. She isn’t a succubus and is honestly a plain imp girl(her mother will take anyone out who says her girl isn’t beautiful). With her mother being busy she spends a lot of time with her dad and she develops a love for the carnival as he works at them a lot. Carnies fear her as there is no game Wendy can’t win, rigged or not.

Vortex/Bee- Once baby Jinx was weaned her parents were stumped at finding various foods in her crib or playpen. After watching tv one day with her near Vox discovered she was manifesting it just like her mother. She hasnt quite figured out her party groove just yet but she is very, almost overly, enthusiastic about it. Or maybe its just all the sugar.

Chaz- Maeve has absolutely no idea who her father is. She has a Irish accent she got from her grandmother who basically raised her. She sings and plays guitar in a rock band who has a good following but isnt quite famous just yet. She eventually moves in with Vea when they are still teens after Maeves grandmother passes and it takes her parents almost months to realize shes not just visiting a lot.

Vassago/Andrealphus-

Her name is Vida and she’s the result of a drunk night between Vassago and Andrealphus. She’s a macaw Goetia but her colors are more muted/pastel and she’s got her father’s blue eyes. Vida is extremely timid with Andre always trying to control or meddle in her life which Vass is always fighting with him over. She’s made fun of by other Goetia children for various bald spots she gets from self plucking out of stress.

She also somewhat got her father’s ice powers but all it seems to do is make Vida cold so she’s always bundled up in sweaters. To utterly piss off Andre, Vass asked Stolas to be her godfather what with Octavia being her blood cousin but considers Blitz’s kids family as well(which I think when he found out it almost sent the peacock to the hospital with an aneurism).

NOW... onto pets! Eris has a cat who actually snatched her when she was a baby when her parents took her to the garden and laid her on a blanket. It acted like it was a kitten so they took it in and was named Scrungles because of how it was so scrungly looking.

Izzy has a guard sharkdog named Isabelle. Her head looks like a shortfin mako and always seems to be angry/in a bad mood but she loves Izzy more than anything.

Nettie has a hell horse named Bourbon who has been with her sense she was forced to leave home. Charlie had a stable built for him after Nettie came to work for the hotel.

[outliers-hyppocrates]

!! Introduction !!

Hello! My name is Charlie, though I do go by some other names too, and I’m a big SCP fan!

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My list of names, plus their origins because I horde names of my comfort characters:

Charlie - Charlie Spring [Heartstopper] + Charlie Morningstar [Hazbin Hotel]

Lute - Lute [Hazbin Hotel]

Eddie - Eddie Kaspbrak [IT]

Uzi - Uzi Doorman [Murder Drones]

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My nicknames consist of:

Doc - Some of my discord friends call me that, plus one of my irl friends. One of my fav nicknames, people if you’re my friend please call me this!

Char - Someone in my class calls me that

Chibi - My parents call me this

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My pronouns are (in order of preference):

He/Him/His/Himself

It/Its/Itself

They/Them/Theirs/Themself

Xe/Xem/Xyr/Xemself

And I prefer masculine terms! (So like my siblings call me their brother)

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My identities are:

Transgender

Demiboy

Pansexual

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My interests are:

SCP (especially alagadda)

Hamilton

The Stanley Parable

Murder Most Unladylike

Hazbin Hotel

IT

Helluva Boss

Murder Drones

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My hobbies are:

Drawing (which I send on here)

Cosplaying

Gaming

Hanging out with friends

Creative writing

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I also love Ice Nine Kills I am the #1 ink fan 😋😋

Welcome to my blog!

[rad-lightning-boy]

Actually making an intro post to my main-

My pronouns are He/They/It and occasionally she? My name is Chandler/ Parker but I really don't care what you call me, I'm 17.

I'm undiagnosed autistic, I'm bilingual (English and Welsh). I'm transmasc but likely genderfluid and I'm pan or bisexual.

I'm in many fandoms, here are my side blogs (I usually save things to my queue, so if I don't post for a while it's because I probably forgot about that blog):

(i use it that much it may as well be main) (active) (for the most part, active) (inactive)

Art stuff

Art : @ch3mic4l-4rtbl0ck

Writing : @1-h4v3-wr1t3rs-bl0ck

Music : @r4d-b4ss1st-b0y

Fashion : @br41n-r0t-f4sh10n-g33k

Fandoms

Glee : @l1ttl3-l0rd-g4y-b0y

Bad video games : @d3tr01t-unt1l-th3qu4rry-str4ng3

Musicals : @mu51c4l-fr34k

Pathologic : @th3-pr1ckly-pr1ck

Scott Pilgrim : @y0u-punch3d-m3-1n-th3-b00b

Fantasy books/games/movies ect : @f4nta5y-f4n

Breaking bad/ Better Call Saul/ Fight Club: @br34k1ng-bl0g

Sitcoms : @m1ss-ch4n4ndl3r-b0ng

FNAF : @fn4f-4t-fr3ddys

Dead Poets Society + House MD (I love RSL) : @al1v3-p03ts-s0ci3ty

Vampires : @v4mp1r3-b0y-by-th3-m1sf1ts

Other fandoms I'm in that I don't have sideblogs for include: StarWars, Xbox360 games, Portal, Charlie Murder, Nirvana (and other bands), Sims 4, Fallout 4 (and other Bethesda games), JoJo's bizarre adventure, old marvel movies (not the shows), Spongebob (my first hyperfixation), Rick and Morty, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Michael Cera movies/ shows, Matthew Johnson movies (ntbts, the dirties, operation avalanche ect) and many other things (I'll add to the list when I think of more).

I make all kinds of art, I draw, write stories/poems/music, I play bass/guitar/ukulele/keyboard and I sing. You can find my main art account on Instagram (under the same name) and I also cosplay and post speedpaints (and make shitposts) on TikTok (also under the same name).

DNI (this list is gonna be longer than usual): Racists, Homophobes, Transphobes, Ablists, Bigots of any kind, pro ana/ ana blogs (get the fuck off my page istg.), pro MAP (pedos.). You get it.

[ultramaga]

You can't write a female characters with actual flaws unless you acknowledge that women can have flaws.

The trouble is that the idea of class conflict was turned into the "war of the sexes" theory by Feminists and such (long story), and in class conflict you have the helpless victim who never did nuffin, and the evil oppressor who just evils because evilness. There's no hope of seeing people as individuals if you use a collectivist filter. This is why current female characters suck, and yet the male characters that exist to be the bad guys are STILL MORE INTERESTING.

Feminists write male characters that are deeply flawed. But they cannot do the same for women. Even female characters that were outright villains, child murderers, serial killers, they have to be excused, they have to be have been perfectly good and just didn't realise it.

Harley Quinn was a corrupt psychologist who cheated and fucked her way into power, then was in turn corrupted into the Joker's punching bag. The Feminist revision made her not responsible for anything. It was the Joker. Without him, in the comics, suddenly she is the hero. Hell, in the current cartoon series, she's the most important person in the universe. No redemption, no struggle. She is perfect and just didn't realise it.

We see this over and over in our fictions. Hell, even Cleopatra on Netflix was rewritten so not only was she black, but she never did nuffin. The real woman was infinitely more interesting, because she was the same blend of light and darkness as every other ruler, but we can't have a woman being as bad as a man, so she was perfect all along and only fell because the stupid men didn't realise it.

And all these artworks fail, except for Barbie which made a fortune but ... somehow the thing people remember about it is ...

The stupid, inferior, subhuman clumsy dolt who was a villain because - he tried to introduce equal rights and democracy into a matriarchy. He is beloved and raved about. I noticed even the Feminists here didn't have much to say about Margot's character. She's not memorable, despite being theoretically beautiful. She's so bland that nobody remembers her, and weirdly desexed, even as she boasts she has a vagggginnna.

What I find hilarious about Madame Web is the female stars know better than the movie makers how to make a movie. You know what men will pay to see? Dakota gets it.

Sydney certainly understood. Sex sells. A movie with three hot chicks when made by Feminists not only has no character arcs, but no sex. Yet the minute the actresses are out of their control, they put on the sexiest outfits they can find. They know that this is how you put bums in seats. Even if the movie is awful. And it worked - men went to see that movie. Women stayed at home.

If you start from the position of hatred towards men, you make movies that not only don't appeal to most men, but to few women. Yet it is trivial to make movies that appeal to both by giving men pretty women who are capable but who still need men, or as in the Charlie's Angels case, are sooo hot that the men watching don't care.

And I will never buy the Feminist line that the female fantasy is about being a strong woman who don' need no man, because the movies and books they consume, overwhelmingly, are about flawed women and men, who need each other.

Fifty Shades of Grey completely undermines Feminism, it is definitely a woman centred story about a woman by a woman for women, and yet the woman does everything a feminist is not supposed to do, and the female audience loved it. Terrible story, I'd rather chew rocks than watch it, but completely successful with women because hawt. Sex sells, to women and to men. Sells differently, yes, but ignore it at your peril.

And most women know it, which is why twerking exists, and why women pad their butts, or even get implants.

Which is why women like to cosplay as the old x-men Rogue, and show off their butts. Which is why in the feminist revision, they erased the butts. No butts for you, you feelthy mennnn! I'd argue X-Men had great stories but they knew damned well that sex sells, and it is there every now and then. Women like to be sexy to men, and like to be lusted after, and that only works if you allow men to be lustful. Feminism says that is male gaze, objectification, misogyny! I'd say it was human nature. Deny it at your peril. Embrace the butt!

Make stories and movies that have sex, or have characterisation, or ideally have both, and stop the shaming of masculinity which takes out femininity as collateral. You can write bad stories that will sell anyway if you stuff them with sex - heck, most 80s movies just had women as cheesecake, and I can see why that was irritating. But the pendulum swung the opposite way.

And you can certainly write great stories without sex in them. I rather hope people aren't reading Watership Down one handed. But I think the best - or at least, most commercially successful - stories etc. have sex and character growth and failures for women and men.

Yes, there's sex in Zootopia, even if the actors argued about it. It doesn't have to be on the surface.

The audience knew damned well what was going on.

nah cause the fact that jane austen wrote a character like emma woodhouse is still insane to me. she threw all the standards out the window and was like hey, here’s this incredibly complex and nuanced character, she’s selfish, privileged, manipulative and arrogant, but she’s also really fucking kind, she would do anything for those she loves (including sacrificing a lot of her liberties), she is able to admit that she’s made a mistake and grow from it, because those things are not mutually exclusive. and i think the reason why everyone is trying to girlbossify their heroines to make them like lizzie bennet (which is an insult to her character but that’s another story) is because they’re scared to write characters like emma. which is understandable, because she’s unlikeable-ish, and they don’t want to take that risk.

honestly the way jane wrote emma is IMPECCABLE and not everyone can pull it off, but i wish female characters with actual flaws were more popular.

[findurfuture]

In South Park, Eric Theodore Cartman is one of the main characters including Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, and Kyle Broflovski. He is an emotionally unstable boy, manipulative and aggressive. Like his huskiness, some of it can explain by his permissive mother; who lets him get away with murder. He is the first one among the boys; to show up without his hat in Marry Christmas Charlie Manson. Collect all the accessories of Eric Cartman costume from South Park for Halloween and cosplay.

[notthe-latte-hottay]

After @gone-to-oregone @declansdumb @robertwstanion and @showstoppinnumber absolutely killed it with their costest shenanigans (and I missed it swhoopsie) I couldn’t wait to post a lil Mary Ann Evans George Eliot sumn-sumn. A group Poe Party RP will be happening very soon.

[goldemas1244]

Heyyyy I have a question :3

Do you have any headcanon/s for these character : Scraptrap, Scrap Baby, Lady Dimistrecu, the three daughter of Lady D, Heisenberg and/or Molten Freddy ? :3

You don't have to do all the proposition, you can choose what character you want to do :3

Have a good day/evening and stay safe ! :3

*Cracks knuckles* \(^v^)/

You already know I'm doing all of them! Thank you for the ask! Headcanons under the cut!

FNaF6

Scraptrap

He loves rice and would do anything to get his paws on it. Fortunately, the pizzeria is quite close to a Chinese restaurant so rice is easy to get.

He orders a rice-based menu at least three times a week, so the owners aren't at all that surprised to see a tuxedo-clad zombie-rabbit come in and ask for their signature fried rice with buttered lobster on the side.

Since he like to dine-in there, he usually asks Michael to give him a bath in exchange for pizzeria improvements. Michael usually shrugs and gives him a well-deserved bubble bath and his tuxedo.

He likes it when Michael gives him head pats and rubs. It makes him feel loved and appreciated.

He has a pet pigeon named Fernando Buschmann. It's German and likes to listen to the violin.

He likes ASMR and memes. ASMR makes him go feral with murderous intent while memes make him question the modern generation.

He has social media accounts, all named "Willton-Moldover". He usually posts cosplays and furry art on them and has 93 followers on his Reddit profile, 1.5 million followers on his Instagram, 550 followers on his Tumblr, 35 on his Snapchat, and 3.95 million on his TikTok.

He also has a YouTube channel with 10.784 million subscribers called "Willton-Gameover". He plays videogames one-handed and roasts popular YouTubers and famous people. He would never roast Keanu Reeves though, because Keanu Reeves is precious bean.

Due to his popularity he gets a lot of hate mail and private pics. He doesn't like them at all so he blackmails the people who post them. And if the media and police are involved? Well, he has a strong fanbase that's not going down as well as a good alibi so that works out well for him.

Yes, his fanbase also knows of the Fazbear Murders, and he admits to it but frankly, he's shown them the approving ghost kids (who've bonded and gamed with him) so that's no big deal. Only Cassidy hates him, but it's usually constipated anger.

He's bisexual and has an ENORMOUS crush on one of his favourite game characters, Karl Heisenberg. Something about that man reminds him of himself and Henry, although he's not sure what. Still, don't let that distract you from the fact that he owns a nude Karl Heisenberg body pillow, CAPCOM official.

Scrap Baby

Her favourite Monster High doll is Draculaura. She doesn't understand how pink goes well with black but oh boy, pink goes so well with black.

She knows how to skateboard like a pro. Despite her weight, her trusty skateboard still stands and, if she falls, she's always got her skates to spare. She likes to impress the boys at the skatepark with her ability to perform even the most difficult of moves with ease.

She's subscribed to fifteen different tabloid subscriptions. She likes to read them and criticize the stupidity of the human race, like her father. Hey, it's hereditary.

The lights in her boobies glow in the dark. They also glow whenever she gets tired.

She likes reading furniture and gardening catalogues. She's judgy of the prices though and usually becomes a full-on critic with Lefty listening.

She owns a crab named Mr. Tootie. No I will not elaborate on the name. I'll only tell you that it's taken a liking to kazoos and party favours.

She's listed as the No. 1 Best Fan of her father's social media accounts. Michael's in nineteenth place but don't worry, he's as emotionless as a mushroom.

She likes to make origami lotuses. She's such a pro at it that she's even got a mini-stall at the pizzeria: 1 lotus for 50 cents. It's a lucrative business, and it's still growing. Oh, and she switches to other origami works of art every week such as origami guns and origami nine-tailed foxes.

She's the Restaurant Rescue manager. Usually she saves kids from trouble. For this reason, yes, she's commonly seen in the pizzeria itself. Kids love her though the claw worries the more irksome parents.

She's a professional Karen dealer. Karen comes to see the manager? She's hypnotically talented in weaving her words through the toughest of craniums so don't be surprised if a Karen walks out with a new viewpoint of life.

She performs on stage on the occasion, which usually gets her a lot of fan love. She cherishes everything good they give but ignores the problematic everythings. Problematic stuff? Oh, she's good friends with the police chief.

Molten Freddy

He loves noodles. Give him a bowl of ramen and he'll shut up for the entire night. Enter him in a noodle-eating competition and his high metabolism rate means absolutely non-stop spaghetti.

He misses Bon-Bon very much. To the point where he's even tried to make a scrap version of him. Sadly, it doesn't work. He cried that day.

He dies inside whenever he finds out there's a spaghetti shortage in Utah. Poor Molten.

He's a bit wonky, but if he tries to play with you or get into your personal space, don't get mad at him! He's just lonely and wants someone to talk to and play with.

He likes to play Exploding Kittens. It's the only card game he's good at. It's also the only card game he owns.

He sees Helpy as a little brother and boops his nose on a daily basis. He also likes to reenact The Lion King with him (It's the ciiiiiircle of liiiiiife~). Hopefully Helpy doesn't mind.

He knows a lot of jokes in a lot of languages. So German-speaking Molten Freddy wouldn't be too far away from expectation. His favourite jokes are in French though; the wordplay is just immaculate.

He's good in French, English, German, Russian, and Malay. He's currently learning Japanese because he's a mega weeb.

His favourite cartoon is Charlie and Lola. He just likes to see the sibling shenanigans as it somehow reminds him of the good old days.

His favourite shows would be prankster shows. He especially loves the ones that give him new and creative ideas. He doesn't like the scary ones though. They make him feel unsafe and give him anxiety.

Surprisingly, he has a distinct taste for opera. He can modulate the remnants of his voice box to perfectly sing I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General. This both pisses off and impresses Henry to an extent.

Resident Evil 8

Lady Dimitrescu

She might act like the opposite but she really loves Heisenberg as her little brother. His determination, strength, speed, dexterity, and workaholic nature impresses her, who can't even fit through a doorway. She sometimes wishes she's as short as him too.

She's an avid collector of glass, porcelain, and anything fragile. It's a good reason to always be careful where you tread in her lair. She'll make you swallow every last shard if you don't.

She's an avid romance fanatic and is very loving towards the romance novels she owns. All those books you see in the in-game library? They're her collection of lesbian romances that she's collected over the past decades.

She doesn't like hats and prefers to stick to the one she wears in-game. She DOES have a collection of hats though. Last anyone counted, there were over fifty, one or two for each decade she's lived through.

She files her nails on a constant basis and owns an ornately decorated nail-clipper. Hygeine is of the utmost importance. She doesn't want to be compared to that filthy Heisenberg.

Despite her size and carefulness she keeps losing her stuff. Over the course of a week she could misplace three wine glasses, two reading glasses, and fifteen bottles of wine.

She's an expert at dodgeball and golf and even owns a lifetime access to the most prolific Country Club in Romania. With permission from Mother Miranda she goes there every year for the yearly party. It's one of the times she gets to see modernity (and Ed Sheeran) at its finest.

She loves bands from the 1920s and 1940s. However, she gets bored of them occasionally and switches them to something more modern, like Ed Sheeran. Seriously though, what is up with mums and Ed?

She's into executions and torture methods. So it's no surprise that she's a HUGE fan of Horrible Histories; even if she can't watch the show, she'll binge-read the books over and over again. She's even had the chance to encounter (and receive an autograph from) Terry Deary. They have sworn a bond not to tell anybody about this.

She loves exotic animals like anacondas and jaguars. She may or may not have owned a 10ft long Saltwater Crocodile (which was also about 5ft wide).

She's an incredible physicist and mathematician. She's also created many original formulae but unsurprisingly, she doesn't tell anyone about them, for fear that either more people may know of her, or that she may be wrong.

Dimitrescu Babes

They can devour an entire human being in mere seconds as flies. It's sort of like the scarab beetles in The Mummy movies. However, unlike the beetles, they are able to strip the bones as well. They leave nothing behind.

They all know how to play the piano with varying levels of success. Daniela can already play professionally while Bela is still stuck on Grade 5.

They love to listen to their mother when she tells them stories. Gotta hand it to 'em, when you're a fly, you know how to enjoy life in its most simple of moments.

They all love being around the hunky Soldats of Uncle Karl. Fortunately, they don't know of the rebellious plan to conquer Miranda.

Bela is bisexual, Cassandra is asexual and pansexual, and Daniela is demisexual.

It gets hard when you're a fly during the summer. If it's not the lizards, spiders, and other predators, it's the heat. Because of this, despite the material waste, they have invented the world's first blood-powered air conditioner.

The three girls have never ever ever touched a stove or oven in their life. They HAVE touched the hot end of an iron though. A good reason to not touch a bloody oven. Alcina has though, but doesn't tell them that.

They love puppies! Uncle Karl brought them a baby labrador. For the rest of the week Alcina had lost quite a bit of favour from them. Not that they minded of course. IT'S A PUPPY.

They don't like snow one bit. Not just because it's cold, but because it's too white. Too bright. Too shiny. They just can't focus on their prey!

They like to go over to Auntie Donna to play with Angie. Well, you know what they say, crazies attract the crazies, and the crazy has attracted the crazies.

They also like to go to Uncle Moreau's because he's the only one in the village with a PS4. Usually they'd spend about three-quarters of a day playing his games and eating his cheese.

Karl Heisenberg

He owns a dark blue armchair named Junkyard. Despite the name, he loves it dearly because it was a gift from Alcina for his twenty-first birthday. It became part of his final transformation too. Right under the hat.

He's a little blind in the right eye, much to his annoyance. It was a minor accident with Sturm; another reason for him to hate the uncontrollable wretch. He'll never live that day down.

Somehow, he sees better in the dark, which is why he wears such tinted glasses. He also wears them to hide his expressions, since, more often than not, he tends to end up wearing his heart on his sleeve, and his emotions in his eyes.

He's under a lot of pressure so it's no surprise that he breaks down in his factory when he knows he's alone. And by break down I mean crumple into an exhausted heap on the floor. Not even his Soldat Jet squad can wake him up until he's had a reasonable eight hours of rest.

He bathes once a day, every evening, but only three times a week. Perfume, tobacco, and cologne keep care of the rest.

He's the only Lord with a daily contact with the outside world due to his electrical abilities. Don't tell Miranda, but he can electrically CONNECT TO GOOGLE AND THE ENTIRE INTERNET IN GENERAL. He likes to play funny YouTube cat videos in his head when Miranda's having a boring meeting. It's also how he finds out that Chris is a boulder-punching asshole.

He does stimming! He likes to tap his fingers on his desk and the metal rails in his factory. He also buys stim toys from the Duke and keeps them in a well-kept box. His favourite is a non-ripping squishable toy duck. He also sings to chill out.

He's absolutely in the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise, and may have once believed in the pizzeria's existence. Come on, he's a mutated Overlord with magical magnet powers. Children souls stuck inside animatronics isn't too far-fetched of an idea. His favourite characters are the Funtimes and the Scraps, mainly because of the blueprint complexity. He HAS tried to replicate the animatronics in his spare time, but he's usually too busy with his Soldats so the project gets scrapped. He loves The Living Tombstone's songs and remixes though.

He doesn't like William Afton at all (though he marvels at his survivability). William's nature and habits remind him of Mother Miranda. He DOES however enjoy Michael Afton and often thinks how it would be absolutely amazing to have that resilient being in his Soldat army.

He's scared of what lurks below the watery depths and fire. Ironic because his brother is a literal fish and he works in one of the most hazardous fire-conducting environments. He's also scared of heights, though he doesn't get airsick.

He once died due to a killing electric shock whilst working on Sturm. It's the only time he's felt that sort of pulsing agony and also the first time he's had the confirmation that yes, Hell is real and yes, he'll end up in quite a dark pit in it. Or it could've been an electric dream, who knows? Anyways his soul apparently ran towards the opposite direction of the flames and he woke up alive after the passing of FIVE ENTIRE WEEKS. Oh boy did Alcina get worried when she couldn't find him.

Thank you for the ask! I hope you enjoy!

[toonjazzy]

Ayy, since you're not tired, I got another question: What is the relationship between your and Katt's legion?

Oh my god sorry I didn’t see this one!!

They’re all besties!! :D

Jean and Charlie love drawing, it’s just that Jean is shy so he’s slowly starting to open up.

Reese and Riley are sad as fuck which is why they now have a therapist. They argue with each other but they also vent to each other. But I mean, all the Entertainers fight with each other cause they all wanna be the lead. XD

Harry is like Devon’s older brother. He’s very protective of her and supports her. She takes a while to get comfortable around people which is why he’s the only one she talks to.

Tyler and Ty have ALWAYS been best buds!! They even have the same name!! XD The formed the Sticky Gang with the other Tapes and commit arson together and then get yelled at by Reese and Ty!! XD

Sicillia and Sean are apart of the Hatsune Murders along with Sitri. They all love to do friendship duels with each other. They can all kill you immediately but they will NOT hesitate to wear Miku cosplay. XD

And then Stacey and Stefan have a father-daughter relationship. They love each other so much!! She’s his destructive emo daughter. XD

Harley and Hector haven’t interacted yet so we don’t know yet.

[smoliboops]

Found all the finger puppets from Amazon in case anyone needs it for cosplay or something :)

Note: it's funnily coincidental that the wife in the story was an Ada Lovelace puppet since historically she is considered to be the first computer programmer (computers, glitches ya know). And her husband in the story is a James Joyce puppet, who was apparently an Irish writer. Plus mad hatter does have a small connection to playing cards that's worth noting *coughmaybemarvincough*

Oh and the murderer was Charlie Chaplin, who is strongly connected to JJ. That's funny

Haha...

[insidious-intent]

Hey! Hope you're having a good day! 🤗 I would like to hear your thoughts on the RNM finale!

Alright! I have my morning breakfast food and beverage here, so let’s do this! Everything is under a cut because this got long. 

- This entire finale was somehow excruciatingly boring? Did anyone else feel that. There was 0 action, -1 adventure, and we didn’t even get Max cosplaying Thor level of entertainment this time.

- The first minute and a half resolves EVERY SINGLE PLOT THREAD FROM LAST WEEK. No bomb goes off, Liz saves the day, Jesse Manes is officially canceled. 

- And then immediately we jump to “a week later” and everyone is fine, no one is worried about physical injuries or how they all almost died. Liz is supposedly taking care of Maria but that can’t be seen because 2 women cannot be shown together for more than 3 seconds at a time. No one else has visited Maria? Her own mother isn’t glued to a chair in her room? Sheriff Valenti isn’t investigating any of this? ANYWAYS. But Michael is there after a week to talk about how he felt. So at least the romance is still alive. 

- So what is a guy to do after having a deeply emotional 1-on-1 with your “could have been dead” girlfriend? Why visit his ex, of course! Malex destroy the toolshed, which bless, at least we can stop talking about that one torture source. But ya know that shed had to also further the plot, skeletons and key and all. 

- Also shoutout to @frenziedblaze for noting how malex had their first time over a shallow grave. I will never unsee that. 

- Max somehow manages to have the same emotional vibes with his girlfriend and his sister. Except he only makes out with one of them. 

- Max manages to be real cute with Jenna (idk how I started supporting this brotp) and gets her to do “undercover” work for him to see what the real handsome ex-fiance wants with Liz. 

- Turns out Diego might be ready to steal Liz’s research instead of convincing her to work with him. So instead of, idk, confronting the guy, or telling Jenna to stall him, or IDK, ASKING ALEX FOR HELP, Max says “blow it all up.” The real upbeat soundtrack to Max physically destroying everything Liz worked on, was a choice. 

- Please note that ep 12 had 3 bombs, which were in play in the first minute of ep 13. And yet, the only space without a bomb (Liz’s lab) is the one that blows up. 

- Meanwhile, in Guerinland, New Mexico - Michael Guerin confesses his love to a woman he has apparently been dating for a year. Said woman ALSO reciprocates his feelings. However, Maria would like to use her powers, which now canonically will no longer make her sick, but Michael cannot sit back and watch Maria fade away (for unknown reasons). So here must the beloveds depart. Ok. 

- On the other side of the set, Michael and Alex are reading a diary written by Secretly Good Guy Tripp Manes, and for some reason Isobel Evans. Please note that Isobel Evans has used about 6 opportunities to comment on the eternal love and joy between Michael and Maria, yet for some reason she’s back on Team Malex, with 0 conversation about wtf happened. Ok. 

- Tripp Manes, much like his future descendant Alex, fell for shiny aliens with great cheekbones and full lips. Can’t blame them. Tripp talks about their connection being “cosmic” and a high pitched scream resonates from malex fandom as Michael and Alex look at each other for a single second. This is all fine. Also Jason Behr in a suit and hat is a sight to behold.

- And we find out nothing about what Nora was building in that shed, but something about the “stowaway” on their ship. Cool. 

- The best and most emotional beat of the episode was the Cameron sisters reuniting. I was sobbing during their conversation. I love them both a lot. Also here’s to Charlie being Isobel’s next love interest. 

- Aliens can’t seem to stop setting Liz’s lab on fire. This time she responds with walking away from Max, who does nothing to stop her or follow up with an apology. Cool. She ends up watching the ocean, and I gotta say I still stan Liz Ortecho. 

- Rosa Ortecho owns my whole heart. And I’m very proud of her telling her mom to screw off, and for deciding to go back to rehab. 

- SPEAKING OF HELENA ORTECHO. The woman who was supposedly scheming since episode 1, and managed to kidnap not 1 but 3 people with no problem whatsoever, was suddenly completely irrelevant again. She was mad that Jesse’s murder coverup will turn him into a hero (and I have some things to say about that considering Rosa’s murder coverup did the opposite). So instead of idk, going back to scheming with Mimi Deluca, Helena is just going to drink her troubles away. Super cool. 

- All of this leading to a beautiful yet tragically brief Kylex moment where Alex confirms that Kyle is his bff, and that Flint is ok and can be redeemed (hear hear). 

- AND THEN WE GET ALEX SINGING. lkajsdflkasdfkjahsdflkjasdlfkjasdf. I was slayed. Tyler’s voice, the face, MICHAEL AND ISOBEL COMING IN TO WATCH. IT WAS EVERYTHING I WANTED FOR MALEX. 

- So of course Michael was like, this sucks, our romance is a tragedy, I don’t even like the song, goodbye. I can’t believe this dude broke up with Alex every single episode of this season, including breaking up with Alex TO HIS DAD, while he was ‘napped.

- BUT ON THE OTHER HAND. GREGORY “LIBERTY” MANES, the bestest brother on the planet, who liberated Alex from his abuser (get it?) sat and watched Alex perform and then clapped when Alex finally made the move and bagged his tiny, blue haired nerd. It was beautiful. I may have cried. 

- FORLEX. 

- BUT WE STILL AREN’T DONE. So the full season long chanting of The Power of Three finally comes to fruition. And even though Isobel is like maybe we should do more research, her 2 bros are like it’s cool! and open the door lock thing. We find out Nora was building a prison(?) for the “stowaway” and the pod squad accidentally release him, only to realize he’s...Max Evans with a better groomed beard. I just. I-

And now we have a potential year and a half wait to see how the 82 other plot threads will be resolved (@booksmartstreetstupid has an amazing list) 

So let us all collectively turn to fanfics to help our sanity, and pray that we all return next year. 

[wheezingghoulbois]

me: (just filming professor cosplay tiktoks) || my brain: okay okay,,, but crippling angst. || me: okay (makes angst) || brain: but here me out, murderer!professor. || me: i like where youre coming from.

aksjfhakfhaksfhakjsfhakjfs LOVE that charlie 💖💖💖💖 angst but also murder ahflkajflakfjlaf. so like..... the prof killed ryan but its revealed the prof actually didn’t hate ryan but it Had to Be Done to break the genie curse.