#charlie liveblogs

[viewfinder-chernobyl]

i know he's "evil" and "tortures mike walters for unethical scientific experimentation" but i love ty bettaridge

[welcome-to-the-shit-library]

they should kiss

[shadowinthetreesbutcooler]

crazy how charlie rocked up to the server, had gay sex several times, insisted he was married to foolish after dying in his name twice, got the king cancelled by claiming to be 12 in pangi's friendship book, then got executed and lost his final life. all in one day.

[soup-spoon-official]

"Baby...We can’t both exist. I’m going to become half of you and I need you to know that every moment you love being yourself that’s me loving you and loving being you because you’re going to be something extraordinary…. you’re going to be a human being."

[mandareeboo]

The faces make me lose my mind. Husk has NOT registered what is happening. Angel Dust and Charlie could twinsie. Vaggie's having the best day of her life. Lucifer is confused. Cherri Bomb's like "yeah alright, good for her".

[habeascorpseus]

THEY PLANNED TO MEET UP AT PURGATORY GLOBAL SO CHARLIE COULD KILL HIM AND FINALIZE THEIR DIVORCE. CHARLIE DIED AT CENTER, RAN BACK AND MARIANA WAS THERE HAVING ALREADY LOOTED HIS BODY BUT GIFTED HIM BACK HIS STUFF. CHARLIE LIED ABOUT BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH CELLBIT BUT COULDNT HELP BEING GENUINE WHEN MARIANA TOLD HIM HE WAS GLAD HE WAS HAPPY. THEY TALKED ABOUT LIFE AND MARIANA WAS PROUD OF HIM TRYING TO LEARN SPANISH. CHARLIE STARTED DOING SHY GAY FLIRTING BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT AT THIS POINT. IT WORKED. THEY FUCKED THREE TIMES IN THE GLOBAL WATER POOL AND AGREED TO TRY AGAIN AS LONG AS MARIANA LOGGED ON AGAIN AND MIGHT EVEN RAISE CODEFLIPPA TOGETHER. MARIANAS NICKNAME HAS BEEN UPGRADED FROM PUTA ESPOSA TO GUAPA ESPOSA. CHARLIE THREATENED TO MAIL A BOMB TO CCMARIANAS HOUSE IF MARIANA DOESN'T COME TO THE NEXT QSMP MEETUP BY THE END OF THE YEAR. WE ARE SO BACK.

[midol-official]

I luv them

[fleshgerm]

the fanfictions about to go crazy

[insomniacirl]

THE GASLIGHTING 😭

Jaiden: "This is genuinely the most hater thing I've ever done."

*Team Bolas/Red Team laughter*

[inthiswhisper]

“i thought you’d be shorter” is still the wildest thing charlie could say to cas.

[scitty]

the saddest most wettest dad in existence and his (un)dead minecraft egg daughter, reunited at once

[viewfinder-chernobyl]

i hope jay kills her dad

[welcome-to-the-shit-library]

did anyone else get this vibe or was it just me

[apollos-boyfriend]

this is said every time i’m p sure but watching slime’s pov is always. so funny. because he’ll log in like “sigh . . . another day in my exiled life . . . on a server where i am hated by everyone for my past crimes . . . i am truly unforgivable . . .” and then the Second he runs into someone they’re fully like “OH MY GOD SLIMECICLE HI it’s been so long you need to log on more!! we missed you!! have all of these items to make sure you don’t die and don’t forget we’re here to for you if you ever need anything! did you know that we love you and you’re part of our family? just a reminder ^_^ i hope you have a good day because we love and care about you!! bye!!!”

[keybordcaps]

slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean

[miscellaneoussmp]

El Q, the person who most likely had a hand in putting the island residents in Purgatory, experiencing all Purgatory has to offer by being chased and repeatedly murdered by mud-covered half-naked Charlie Slimecicle.