#chaptigone

[bisexualastronaut]

[certifiedcuntboy]

relistening to wooden overcoats. It’s so hard to tell if chapman was completely oblivious to Antigone’s crush or if he was just subtly trying to push her to confess

[faithful-grigori]

”#relistening to wo. forgot how much of her lust is explicitly wanting to dom chapman. queen.”

freud would have a field day with antigone funn. sex and death drives completely cross wired. normalest woman ever.

[imlisteningg]

(rudyard voice) chapMAAAAANN!!

[paper-swirls]

*rotates them in my brain*

[rabbitmotifs]

what if we were two rival morticians with tension that lasted for years before we did anything about it

[faithful-grigori]

“#also one of the best chaptigone episodes imo, #he remembered her experiments with embalming fluids!!!!, #‘if you love Chapman so much then why don’t you just marry him’, #be careful what you wish for rudyard”

Relistened to The Sweet, Sweet Taste of Death the other day and let me tell you I forgot how absolutely unhinged it was. Eric uses his a-long-time-ago field experience to help Antigone hide a body and then shows up with the very same man alive, riding on a donkey THAT HAD ALSO BEEN PRESUMED DEAD for dramatic effect. Agatha Doyle didn’t think to tell Antigone that her chocolates were a literal sedative. Georgie has a Chapman action figure that she essentially uses as a voodoo doll. Rudyard admits to trying to encourage his sister’s interests. Absolutely bonkers.

[musicalsmenagerie]

been wanting to make this since i first started listening to wooden overcoats

(credit to @ladytemplar for the transparent antigone and eric !!)

[antigonefunnky]

you are not immune to sun/moon symbolism.

[triplicatesgirl]

ID: A Facebook post by Noel Wright. It reads, “My mortician loves him, I think he looks a little gay. But whatever makes my princess happy. [Red heart emoji four times]” Underneath is a picture of Eric Chapman from Wooden Overcoats. End ID.

[bisexualastronaut]

genderfluid funn twins who sometimes dress up as each other but one day chapman kisses 'antigone' and rudyard has the worst day of his whole life

[childrenofthenightt]

maybe i am a chaptigone truther <3

[melliejellybellybean]

Someone needs to write a chaptigone fanfic where antigone and Eric are getting married (like engaged, planning the wedding, having the wedding) but its in rudyards pov and he's convinced the whole thing is an elaborate scheme to take down Eric the whole time

[spacetimetrash]

Very subtle, Chapman

[crickets-lovely-place]

Antigone in the Spotlight (Again): Phantom Overcoats

AHHHH THE BEASTIE. This is for the podcast Wooden Overcoats, which is 17/10 recommend. It was supposed to be a cute little one-shot that I wrote and posted before the final season started airing this January.... it's currently sitting at 5,696 words and the final chapter is giving me HIVES.

But anyway this fic is up to S3 canon-compliant, it's a community theater production of Phantom of the Opera starring:

Antigone Funn—former recluse, letting go of her unrequited crush on golden boy Eric, newly confident, wanting to try hard things, and cajoled into participating because her friend Georgie is directing—Christine

Eric Chapman—town fave, finally realising he's in love with Antigone, lowkey in this production just to hang out with her, an awkward mess for ONCE in his life—the Phantom

Roger Noggins—legit thought he was going to die last year and held a funeral, maybe the most unintersting man you've ever met, is trying to branch out and form new hobbies—Raoul

And a whole host of other characters that are riotously funny and interesting individuals. Which is why this fic is taking so long. I just wanted Antigone and Eric to kiss and get together BUT the rest of the inhabitants of Piffling Vale keep demanding screen time.

I love them. Maybe I'll finish for Halloween this year.