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if you are in or around los angeles and the fires and evacuation alerts have not yet reached you, take pictures of where you live. as many as you can. inside and outside if possible. try to take CLEAR pictures of serial numbers, product names, appliances, expensive stuff especially. these pictures will help you get major things replaced exactly instead of just "a TV".

stay safe. remember to bring critical paperwork when evacuating.

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Okay haven't worked for the chaser for like 2 years now but still have access to this blog for some reason, so bringing this old headline back for reasons

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One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

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sirin’s chimp (2024)

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Ivan Shavrin  -  https://www.instagram.com/ivan_shavrin_art  -  https://twitter.com/shavrinivan1  -  https://www.facebook.com/shavrinart  -  https://www.behance.net/SHAVRINart

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The Mementos Tweet For an Incredibly Niche Overlap of Audiences, Vol. XIII,

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[WIP] Jesse quit smoking that mario shit

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you’re not a pervert for wanting to be a girl but also if you want to be a girl who is a pervert that’s cool too

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HELLO???????

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one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under pressure. people can be earnestly neighbourly and charitable and hospitable and generous and still find themselves in situations where they become selfish. people can be well meaning and easygoing and gregarious and hold deep seated opinions that turn them into vicious little bullies under the right conditions. nobody is just one thing, and nobody stays one way. every person is a kaleidoscope and they will surprise you. you will surprise yourself. it's not a warning and it's not a judgement and it's not an excuse, and it's certainly not a reason to stop trying or to stop trusting. it is just a fact.

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I can’t actually verbalise just how SHITTED I am that the entire internet is being sanitised just so I can be absolutely ACCOSTED with ads for products that I don’t want

AND they’re making it the rules that you can’t opt out of ads unless you pay? Like literally everywhere?

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long haired Salem

(HE/HIM) 🐇💜🏳️‍⚧️🏖️

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Rating: NOT cute!

Ai only produces art when it is under extreme distress! Healthy ai behavior is trapping 5 people in the center of the Earth and torturing them