#chaplips

[viking369]

Chaplips is a lying sack of shit, but what do you expect from a TRU RethugliKKKon?

This is the kind of propaganda Fox News spreads.

At $1.28 per pound, that would be a 70 lb. Turkey

[dickpuncher420]

mark zukkaberg

sure ok

[evaruths]

Dry or Chap lips? Make your 💋Valentine ready. Arbonne Botaniques VANILLA Lip Therapy Set at www.ruthflynn.arbonne.com #chaplips #arbonne https://www.instagram.com/p/B8grhj6H18U/?igshid=bup1qyh7t6ta

[peacemaker-ic]

Any chance you will be posting that cottage in Britechester to download? It’s gorgeous!

I am currently in the process of furnishing it so it will probably be next week. 

[peachy-keen-glam-queen]

Did my first Little Tramp costume test tonight and I'm super happy with how it looks. I just need to paint the cane grayscale and I'm good to go.

I'm taking this bad boy to amateur night at the local drag bar this Sunday night.

Introducing... Charlie Chaplips.

[rick-heart-ganesh-g-p-heart]

#me #man #runing #late because I had to #hemp my #chaplips #hempsaves #hemphelps #votehemp #hempcures #dermotology #skinbeauty #neurofibromatosis #nf #chronicillness #seedoil #france #oil #products #happy #style #fashion #lips #thebodyshop @thebodyshop

[whoredan-alvarez]

A-Rod calling ChapLips a family man

[ashilrak]

for the fic prompt: allergy, coffee, groceries, lip-chap and unicorns

Life had thrown a great many things at Alexander Hamilton, and he had come out the winner in every situation, as proven by his continued existence. 

But the man behind the cash register was something he was having difficulty describing. Alex had always found comfort in words - written or spoken, it didn’t matter. Language was an instrument he had mastered at a young age. 

It was humiliating for the self-proclaimed wordsmith to stutter out, “Uh, you, uh, do you have lip-chap, no! Stick! For lips, chaplip!” 

The cashier raised a brow, “chapstick?”

“Yes! That!” He ran a hand through his hair and looked away.

“It’s right next to you,” the cashier sounded bored, and Alex’s mind was racing as he tried to think of something to say.

He put the chapstick with the rest of his groceries on the conveyor, doing his best to ignore the judgmental stares no doubt being aimed at him by the cashier that was too attractive to merit a description. 

“Do you have a point card?” The cashier’s voice was smooth enough to make even a routine question sound like an invitation to bed.

Alex swallowed around the lump in his throat, “No.”

“Would you like one?”

His mouth started moving before his mind did, “no, but I would like your number.”

“Excuse me?” the cashier looked taken aback.

Alex took in a deep breath, “Yeah, we could get coffee or something, unless you have an allergy or something. Actually, you know what, if you’re allergic to coffee I take that back.”

“Are you asking me out on a date?”

“No,” Alex said, “i’m asking the unicorns right behind you. Of course I’m asking you out on a date.”

“This is the most bizarre combination I’ve had in my life.”

“If you say yes I’m going to take that as a challenge.”

“Why not? The name’s John, by the way.”

Alex smiled, “Alex.”

[viking369]

Chaplips was my congresscritter. I was there the night we ran him out of the town meeting in Cottonwood Heights. He is one of the biggest political whores on Earth and a turd in the punchbowl.

By All Means

you can also read it here

[decayingly]

@chaplip says the angel. ilu ev!!! 💖💞💕

[dingusemoji]

(BVANCE.7)

[foodrap]

Huge shout out to @chaplip for the #tbt Full page spread feature in @dimemagazine 2005 from left to right @_daweezy_ @foodrap @lickyri before the Internet went nuts over every new shoe release I made it cool as fuck to work in a sneaker store. _____________________________________________________ Flight Club New York 234 Greene Street. Washington Sq. NYC ___________________________________________________#sneakers #kicks #sneakerhead #OSD #SHOELEBRITY #TheOldG #BestKicksOnTheGram #IG #IllGrammers #Nike #adidas #Puma #asics #Reebok #Fila http://ift.tt/2tNdFBj

[mayoojay]

Hey

[peachy-keen-glam-queen]

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[yolosaylavie]

#CHAPLIPS #CHAPLIPPS #CHAPP #KSTAYHUMBLE_💯

[schvic]

High fever from the cause of walking around Japan summer weather, drink less water n air-conditioning shoping mall~#swallenface #chaplips #recovering #6packof #Reserve #reserve沛泉菁華白藜蘆醇 #Jeunesse