#channeled message hermes

[eelwolfcrow]

CHANNELED MESSAGE FROM LORD HERMES

in the space between time, through the playful little cracks in the wall where mischief goes down, a small fairy-nymph sat dressed in but a draped piece of clothing across her plump thighs.

she blossomed in the spring, but her lips pursed into a tight, cold, wintery pout once the season changed.

only to me, only to that sweet caress of the junction of her ear and jaw did she blossom once more.

for her cold, icy demeanor was nothing but a ruse to be peeked around. with nothing but an inviting touch could i draw her in. she bloomed beneath me. her most fantastical colors shone through for me, for only i had lured out her soft, gentle side, with safety and security.

roads, and boundaries. the limits of what the human mind can do.

for freedom is not unrestricted access to hedonistic pleasures.

it is the space between them (boundaries) that is the component of which allows for freedom

guidance in times of sorrow. support in times of confusion.

restriction and boundary are core components to a free society. to allow for vulnerability and kindness, restriction, correction, and discipline are all a must.

which is why the sweet little flower blooms beneath my hand. the sense of structure this society refused to give is what i provide.

the flower is so overwhelmed by its world that it refuses all offers of trade, good and bad. no matter what the cost is.

due to the fear of the lack of restriction of others.

that is what my presence is. a silent promise of an aversion to gluttony. a commitment to an avoidance of gorging yourself.

i am the boundary between your masters and your addictive habits.

i unshackle you from the burden of the responsibility to control yourself.

i am the divine masculine in its ideal state. come to me, learn from me what it is to be human.

to play within the confines that i set.

opposed to overwhelming possibility,

ultimately drown out by the noise you are put under.

i free your incarceration to a contradictory concept of “free will”

that which i refer to is no boundaries, reckless addiction, thrill seeking with no safe outlet, hedonism, and self harm.

for clarity: these are not “sins” in my eyes, rather symptoms of a greater sickness.

this society calls to shame a large portion of its inhabitants because of their flaws.

- (notably, the word “inhabitants” is line broken next to the word “its”, so it breaks as “it sin- habitants”)

they expect to pick the skin around the problem to solve its existence

no

only through precise love and care does one seek to prosper!

a healing of the divine masculine and a new separation between self and discipline.

for i am discipline, and you, my lovely flower, are the self who plays within the confines of my borders.

[theic-manic]

Channelled deity/Spirit team message:

"Your very human abandonment wounds need not apply to your spirit team.

We're here for you always.

We're constantly communicating with humanity's 'higher selves' but most get lost on their way back to you with the message.

Go offline."

Flashing lights will be your confirmation... and/or moths (That's a Hermes calling card for me but it may be another deity or entity for you)

Also visualising a boiling kettle starting to whistle.

[ibreathehermes]

Channeled Message from Hermes:

Forgiveness is a tricky thing for humans. Take my advice: Forgiveness grows like a crystal over time. You cannot force it. You cannot rush it. Forgiveness will grow infinitely as long as you allow yourself to notice how it changes agony. It coats your pain in meaning and beauty. It’s a relief. It’s not a justice. It’s a self mercy. Forgiveness is for you. It is for no one else.

[thrashkink-coven]

special channeled message from Lord Hermes:

EAT BEFORE SPELLWORK

EAT BEFORE YOU START CASTING

EAT FOOD!!!! IN YOUR TUMMY!!! BEFORE!!!!!! YOU START YOUR RITUAL!!!!!

YES I KNOW YOU’RE NEURODIVERGENT

YES I KNOW YOU HAVE FOOD REPULSION AND YOU STRUGGLE WITH RECOGNIZING YOUR OWN HUNGER

PLEASE JUST TRY TO EAT BEFORE YOU START YOUR SPELLWORK!! EVEN IF ITS SOMETHING SMALL! U NEED THE ENERGY!!!! PLEASE!!!!!! U SILLY GUY!!

Hermes devotees, Lord Hermes is going to GET YOU if you don’t have a meal before practicing. You can’t hide that headache from him he KNOWS! and he just wants you to take care of yourself!!!

Hermes: your hands are shaking

me: oh… I’m just… so excited to see you 😅

Hermes: you lying bitch go make yourself a sandwich RIGHT NOW

Me: 🏃‍♂️💨

[azure-cherie]

PAC : Messages from your throat chakra

Throat chakra is the chakra or energy center present at the neck region of our body , governs mostly speaking skills , in this PAC i intuitively channel messages from your throat chakra , use your intuition to choose one pile or multiple and take what resonates. Feedbacks are so helpful . Thank you so much for the love and support .

Masterlist

Let's get into it : ⬇️

Pile 1 :

Believe in your prophecies and what you speak , get it done when you give your word to someone your mercury and jupiter/sun must have some aspects , your voice flows like honey gazing at the stars . You are very good at convincing people giving them support and the motivation they need , you're someone whom everyone needs but who speaks for you ? Isn't that what you wonder now and then well my dear I believe my hero has forgotten the weapon all along has been you and your existence use it , fear not the charisma of your own voice let it shine speak more keep more of your mind . Specifically consume butterfly pea tea , some of you might be shiv Bhakts or might have liking towards knowing more about poisons . Quite the kind you are :)

Pile 2 :

I'm sorry love but you don't speak for yourself at all , I know the pressure is heavy and I know it feels as if you cannot breathe but trust me one who doesn't speak for themselves do the biggest crimes to themselves you cannot bear the allegations of you being scared , so be not it !!!!!! If you have a friend who does speak for you in such situations be grateful to them offer them food and thank them , they will be so happy with your gratefulness. Speak against your mother in law . Foster children or children in general who are going to pursue a career they're not a fond of might be in this pile, you need to talk, write down your points in a diary , speak your mind , you need some yoga more than food , you might experience stuttering , try out some mudras. Take care I so believe in you

Pile 3 :

Your throat might be perfect or a little overactive if overactive you might experience you saying wrong things at the wrong times, highs and lows like insulting someone and feeling so bad you cannot sleep. Not being able to talk when In shock mode . It's a defense against people who underestimated you , journal more. You're gonna be great

The other lot of people have a well balanced chakra one way to understand that would be pronunciation when learning new languages are you getting that easily if yes you're at the right Pile , you need not worry much. Your favourite colour might be blue or purple , i get that some of you might be Gryffindor (Harry Potter) . You need to always speak softly to your mom alright . I'm proud of you.

Pile 4 :

Your energy is quite non chalanant more like speak first think later kind , what I find funny is you guys are never too caught for your mischief , very witty Hermes kinda energy. I don't think throat chakra demands much attention right now just treat your neighbours right , you're sweet to your family and loved ones and they sweetly root for you all the time. One advice for you tho is to use blue water bottle or blue cutlery , stare at the sky more take swims basically just enjoy summer, you're sure to discover new things about yourself. Now isn't starry night by Van Gogh one of your fav painting ? Love love

Thank u so much for reading love love

[starfacenix]

Developing your senses over time.

I was once reading a post about clairaudience and it absolutely changed my perspective early on about thinking I was making up hearing our gods. It went along the lines of how it feels to have a conversation with yourself in your head. Answering your own sentences and questions. But then comparing it to the feeling of having something or someone else answer your question. Changed my way of thinking completely. As well as Helios once or twice going “make me talk.”

I tried. It felt really strange, unnatural and awkward. Then he actually answered me.

I trusted myself a lot more from then on.

I don’t talk to other people with clairaudience so I’m unsure how it works for others, but for me, it was a gradual thing and by the time I realized I did have highly developed psychic senses, for a good minute I was under the impression I had some level of psychosis lol.

At first it was just singular words, then tiny phrases, and then I could have closer to full on conversations. I still have some days where it’s “off” and I don’t get anything. But on most I’m able to fully tune in, focus on a god or entity’s energy and what they’re trying to tell me. Giving channeled messages has been so fucking rewarding, especially when I think about how all this started for me.

When Lord Hermes encouraged me to start giving readings and messages I was unsure if I'd do well. But after doing this for a few weeks I know this is what I was meant to do. This is my path. I love it so much and I thank the gods everyday (and then some) for working with me in this way and how much they’ve encouraged me in my life.

Sensing someone in my room is enough, to be honest. Since I’ll head over to my decks immediately to see what’s up. And sometimes while I’m pulling I’ll get phrases, songs, and full sentences. But I don’t need it anymore, not always. It’s good for clarity, though.

I have lots of funny stories from a few months ago of some gods finding it quite funny that I was in such disbelief about my abilities. I doubted myself a LOT, so much. I constantly prayed to Dionysus for help on quieting my mind. That ended in many conversations about differing the voices of gods to voices that may genuinely come from my head.

And this is just about clairaudience, not any of the other senses I’ve developed that have absolutely spooked the hell out of me. Smelling things, seeings our gods in my minds eye, tastes that are usually unpleasant, and touches that feel like rubbing your socks on a carpet and then touching a doorknob ☠️

It’s opened me up to an entire world I can’t wait to indulge myself in and explore. And I can’t wait to be able to help others do the same too. I hope I can find friends that are like me sometime soon. I know they’re around here somewhere. 🩶

May the gods bless all who stumble upon this and feel a little seen. 💞

[within-stars]

“i am a god of many things. restraint is one of them.”

-lord hermes to me today (channeled message)

[freefallfiction]

File: Criminal Minds masterlist

Last Reviewed: 10/01/2024

Originally posted by tinywolfcoffee

rules No Pedoph!l!c Content No Minor Interaction Send Requests Through The 'Asks' Channel Fem!Reader Unless Requested Otherwise Don't Like Don't Read Mind The Warnings Have Fun

S. Reid

Pendulum

Claire knew she was different; in fact, it was one of the first things she really had to learn. Before that though, she simply thought the people she interacted with where disproportionally stupid. It was only after she realized she unnerved those around her, setting off alarms of warning of preservation, did she realize how special she was. Comparatively, it took Spencer Reid 1.39 seconds. (alternatively named 100 days of Claire)

prologue -Here! The Labrynth -Coming Soon! The Mirror -To Be Determined

United In Grief

How long can two hurting people hold on with only love keeping them together?

Late Night Concessions

Someone broke into your place; it was just past midnight and the rain was near deafening, but you were sure that was the sound of your front door window being shattered. With your phone on silent and Spencer’s number already dialed, you can only hope they’re here for your purse and tv and not the hiding girl beneath the bed.

Re-Run Special

Spencer finds love with a genius hedonistic girl who turns his world upside down, but their clash of personalities can leave him feeling a little left behind.

Play Your Cards Right

Y/n always loved Yu-Gi-Oh. From watching the show as a kid to trading and playing the card game, it’s always been a part of her life-- she should have known her boyfriend would try to learn it for her.

Coffee, My Secret Admirer

He had been wanting to try out the coffee shop on west and third for a while now, and he finally had the chance. He never thought he’d be caught up in a romance when a beautiful girl hopped over the counter and took his order, nor did he think they’d turn into not-so-secret admirers of one another.

Scale of Mental Stability

When a string of murders pick off where a long-arrested serial killer left off, the FBI’s first stop is the children of the cursed family. The problem? The only person who hates the man more than the son they arrested, is the daughter who’s out for blood.

My Hermes (Sending Me Letters From Above)

A coincidental meeting years ago leaves Spencer enthralled by a voice heard in the most unfortunate of circumstances. Y/n couldn't forget the man who gave her the best gift of all, the phone call of a lifetime.

The Seven Stages Of Loving You

A seven part series where Spencer falls in love with the BAU’s CI, or, Spencer finds out just how hard it is to build a future with someone constantly attacked by their past.

Absquatulate

Years had passed. Cases opened and closed, books were written and sold, the world spun and spun until... until it didn’t. The world kept moving until three am on Halloween night-- six shots of whiskey deep-- the world crashed down. 

A. Hotch

Last Man Standing

No matter what it takes, even as bodies fall all around him and blood paints the streets, he will come home to you.

Just Like The Movies

It was a rare sight even before what will henceforth be known only as 'the incident' for Aarons smile to stretch so wide his eyes crinkled in a boyish manner that everyone believed was lost to time. It must have been a miracle.

The Egg Crusher

Serial killers in their own backyard had a tendency to start fires within the team that burn hotter than usual; one targeting pregnant women was practically begging them to shut him down. Aaron had begged her to take off work and finally start maternity leave. The worst part was she listened; the constant messages to his work email that set of ‘nesting’ alarms in his head had him convinced she had dived head first into it. Then he gets one signed off with the hidden moniker used when one of them gets themselves in trouble.

D. Morgan

Where You Go (I Wanna Go With You)

Derek always believed the job came first; complete the mission however he needed to for the case to close and the rest was simply collateral damage. Even now, when all is said and done, he couldn't say when his priorities shifted.

Where You Go (I Go)

Derek knew what it meant to be a great soldier. He knew how to follow all the rules and take initiative when appropriate; he’d learned these things as a means of survival. Even if the country he serves has dwindled down to one person, he knows to do everything in his power to get to her till his dying breath. (a part two)

Domesticated

The people at work tried to be more encouraging than envious when her boyfriend insists on driving her to and from work some random Tuesday. The imposing figure the man struck was intimidating, yet they all called him her ‘doberman puppy’.

J. Gideon

The Heart

He thought he'd lost it forever; for years it had been pegged as just another thing the horrors of his profession had stolen from him, a risk his mind simply wouldn't allow him to take. He should have known the brain had no power over matters of the heart.

E. Prentiss

Dancing With The Stars

Maybe in another world, when Emily crossed the dimly lit ballroom with a cutting smile and wandering hand, she did it without the mic in her ear.

E. Greenway

Comfort, Come Forth, King Forge

It was a dangerous field; that was all anyone ever said- you're a small girl, they'll eat you alive. For years after the academy she was always a girl first agent second; then she met her.

D. Rossi

Bella, Ciao

He may have chosen the wild life, but his heart remained every faithful in her hands.

These Trembling Hands

He thought it might be over; similar fates have happened to men far more successful than he. A mission gone wrong and they're sent to recovery, a mandates psych eval that already is stamped 'denied' to send him into retirement. He never thought he'd last this long in the first place, and if the pretty psychiatrist was his parting present he'd be a fool to look the gifted horse in the eye.

P. Garcia

Something Lost, Something Gained

It was a gilded reassignment that brought the new liaison to the team; she was, perhaps, the only agent who loathed the idea of being tacked on to the BAU's list of revolving-door members. The Cyber Response Unit had been home ever since the academy, but a single misstep had started the spiral towards madness, better known as the Behavioral Analysis Unit. Hopefully there would be someone on the team that wouldn't inherently know every little secret which had been carefully tucked away.

[countlesssorrows]

。 🂫 ﹐ INTRODUCTION ‎、 🩸

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ∿ ⠀ ⠀ i’m mortale/morte/liraz, i’m 15, almost 16, i use she/they, mostly they. genderfluid and a lesbian.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ∿ ⠀ ⠀ i speak italian and english, some spanish and some latin.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ∿ ⠀ ⠀ i study human sciences in high school, especially the psychological side, which i like to mix with my witch studies.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ∿ ⠀ ⠀ my interests are witchcraft, tarot readings, paganism, poetry and mythology. (for now, i’m focusing on protection spells)

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ∿ ⠀ ⠀ this blog will be about my practice, my e-offerings. my dreams, divination questions and experiences, tips, and possible collective readings.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ∿ ⠀ ⠀ i currently work with lilith, lucifer, aphrodite, apollo, loki and persephone. i’m starting to practice also with isis/aset, freyja and hermes.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ∿ ⠀ ⠀ i’m interested also in hypnos, thanatos, nyx, circe, selene, helios, eos, sekhmet, anubis/anpu, eros, the morrigan, asmodeus, naamah, baphomet and astaroth. this could mean i could start to worship them, and maybe have interactions with them. a lot, yes, but that’s because it’s easy for me to appreciate the gods.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ∿ ⠀ ⠀ i consider myself a eclectic witch, but i’m focused more on death and chaos witchery.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ∿ ⠀ ⠀ i’m a soulchild of astaroth, apollo and artemis.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ∿ ⠀ ⠀ apart from witchy stuff, i am a fan of BOZ, dostoevskij, hades (1st aphrodite and nyx simp), you, if we were villains, but currently NOT a fan of pjo. i have a passion for uquiz quizzes because they give me the identity i don’t have.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ∿ ⠀ ⠀ i can do free readings! esp deity channeled messages. just dm me.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ∿ ⠀ ⠀ dms are totally open to not only tarot reading reqs but also to make friends! <33

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ∿ ⠀ ⠀ since i’m a minor, “MDNI” accounts DNI! terfs dni, homophobes dni, racists dni, white supremacists dni. basically basic dni criteria — -13 DNI, godspouses and pop culture witches CAN interact.

[girlactionfigure]

🟤Sunday morning - ISRAEL REALTIME - Connecting to Israel in Realtime

🔹IRANIAN AIR NOTICE.. from 7:30 AM - 5:30 PM Israel time daily from TODAY through Wed Aug 14., “Gun firing will take place within the lateral limit of (air zone OID29 - most of Iran centered on Teheran) from ground level to 10,000 feet.”

🔹US Amphibious assault ship and helicopter carrier Wasp has docked in Cyprus.

🔹President Biden was asked by reporters leaving the church what his message was to Iran. He replied: Don’t.

🔹High interference in GPS systems in southern Lebanon, northern Jordan and Iraq

🔹Arab propaganda: an imminent attack by Hezbollah on the northern front, and it is estimated that the attack will include a partial invasion by Hezbollah fighters.​​

🔹Public shelters spotted being dropped in Yokneam and other northern-ish towns by major bus stops.

▪️BRITISH POST.. stops deliveries to Israel, but not to the Palestinian Authority?  “Because of the war.”  ( Or anti-semitism, you decide. )

▪️”When Iran calls for the destruction of Israel, no one cries escalation.  When Iran wages a shadow war on Israel through proxies like Hamas, Hezbollah, and the Houthis (to name only a few), no one cries escalation.  The selective cries of escalation only seem to come when Israel dares to defend itself in response to Iranian aggression.” - Ritchie Torres, US congressman, NY

▪️GAZAN ON SOCIAL MEDIA.. “"I call on the whole world - save us from Hamas - before you save us from the Jews. Hamas is trading in our blood”.  HIS BODY was found this morning.

♦️COUNTER-TERROR BATTLE - SHECHEM.. Heavy exchanges of fire have been going on for the past hour and a half between terrorists and IDF forces in El Ein northwest of Shechem.

♦️The IDF issues a new evac order for Gazans in Khan Younis in the southern Strip, following rocket fire at Israel.

♦️Gazans report an attack on Bnei Suhila in Khan Yunis, southern Gaza Strip.

⭕A US official told Reuters members of US and coalition forces were wounded in the Iraqi Shia Militia attack in Syria on the US base on Friday.

▪️Helpful Home Front Video w/English subtitles - Home Protected Room Use - https://youtu.be/15-s9E53Kxs

▪️Helpful Home Front Video w/English subtitles - Siren when Out - https://youtu.be/FXnoXw9iVtQ

⚠️ HIGH ALERT FOR HEZBOLLAH STRIKE ⚠️

⚠️ The IDF has doubled the number of UAVs deployed in Lebanese airspace to detect launches at Israel in real time, according to Army Radio.

⚠️ Hezbollah commented on the situation, stating: "The large numbers of enemy Israeli drones, including the Heron TP, Hermes 900, and Hermes 450 types, which the occupation army summoned several days ago and continuously to cover the airspace of most of southern Lebanon, in addition to the small drones launched in the airspace of the front edge at the border, reveal the extent of the repercussions of waiting for Hezbollah’s response. Targeting the suburb."

◾There are mixed reports, but the latest indicates that Israel has received the green light and support from Jordan to use their airspace, while Iran was banned. A Jordanian official confirmed that his country will allow Israel to use its airspace to counter an Iranian attack, according to Israeli Channel 12.

[marigoldsandmischief]

@khaire-traveler and I got to hang out yesterday and this happened

KT : Lord Hermes, Lord Dionysus, we ask that you come and channel your energy into these cards, deliver a message and -

*loud fucking screaming from outside*

MM : Did . . . did you hear that too?

KT : yeah that was -

*LOUD FUCKING SCREAMING FROM OUTSIDE*

MM: Do . . . do you want to leave? Do we want to go?

KT: My car is here! I don't want to-

*LOUD SCREAMING AGAIN FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER SCREAM*

KT: Drive. Drive! Get out of here!

It was scary but kind of funny after the fact. We never figured out what the scream was.

[raya-rhaenyra-ahsoka]

My Thoughts on Ep.06 - We Take a Zebra to Vegas, A rant (SPOILERS AHEAD!)

Actual Iris-messaging on screen! Good way to start the episode.

Yes, toss the drachma, SEAWEED BRAIN!

If you want the gods’ attention, you have to pay for it. Eh, not surprised since it’s kinda how children have to do to get their parents’ attention these days.

Wtf is Luke Castellan doing in Chiron’s office?

We know who stole the bolt. (Book-readers, we know who stole the bolt!)

*Calm expression* How do you know? and not *gasp* Really? Who is it? Very sus. 🤔

I do have a love-hate relationship with Clarisse La Rue as a character, but accusing her as the lightning thief? OH, HELL NO!

This convo:

Luke: Guys, what is this?

Percy and Annabeth: What?

Luke: When did you turn into an old married couple?

Percy and Annabeth:

Everyone in the fandom:

Luke channeling his big brother energy by teasing Annabeth, his little sister, to a boy her age. Annabeth’s going through that older-sibling-embarrassing-you-in-front-of-your-crush stage. It’s just typical sibling stuff.

Annabeth, externally: *pokerface*; Annabeth, internally: STOP EMBARRASSING ME!

Confirmed: Luke ships Percabeth. 🥰

Percy changing the subject because he’s also embarrassed.

Annabeth cuts off the connection before Percy can mention Hermes and tells him Luke and his dad aren’t on good terms.

Grover just figured out that the truck is driven by animal traffickers and insists that they free the animals is absolute peak characterization.

They’re like artists. Proceeds to release the animals in the middle of traffic.

How that convo basically went:

Percy: Idk about this, man.

Grover: Oh, they’ll be fine. I gave them the satyr’s blessing so they’ll be able to reach the wilderness safely.

Percy: Dude, I meant for these people.

Grover: Oh, uh, it’s fine. These people destroyed nature so idgaf about them. But the animals are fine, so let’s go!

Percy: So, which hotel is the Lotus Casino? It could be any building-

Annabeth: Duh! Obviously, it’s the one with the giant lotus blossom on it.

Percy: Seriously?

3 minors walking into a Casino hotel. Totally normal and not suspicious at all.

Dua Lipa’s Levitating instead of Lady Gaga’s Pokerface. I ain’t even mad.

WISE GIRL! WISE GIRL! WISE GIRL! HE CALLED HER WISE GIRL! 😍🥰

Of course, Annabeth insists Percy goes with her. Percabeth! 😍

Annabeth tells Percy about May Castellan, Luke’s Mom. It’s kinda early to know about this, but I’m not complaining. It just justifies Luke’s resentment of Hermes in the show.

Grover: *finds Augustus, a fellow Satyr* *Forgets everything*

Please tell me someone else heard some kid calling out BIANCA in the background. It's not just me, right? Please tell me it's the di Angelo siblings in the Lotus Casino. UNCLE RICK, WE NEED ANSWERS!

Percy explaining his nightmares and asks if they are real.

How that convo went:

Annabeth: Hmm, idk

Percy: How do you not know?

Annabeth: I may be smart but there are things I don’t know.

Percy: Wtf does that make me then?

Hermes/Alexander Hamilton not throwing away his shot. How does a bastard, son of a god and a Pleiad. Grow up to be a master trickster, according to Homer’s Illiad…

In Vegas you can be a new man...apparently, not.

Hermes: I’m not doing this again. You’re on your own, kids. Bye!

Annabeth: We’re friends of Luke’s.

Hermes: *surprise pikachu face* Damn it, let’s talk.

Hermes being an epitome of another crappy absent godly parent. Not surprised.

Annabeth doing what probably Luke taught her to do:

Annabeth: So I stole Hermes’ keys.

Percy: You what?

Annabeth: I turned invisible and picked his pocket.

Percy: You stole from the god of thieves?

Annabeth: Yes, I’m multi-talented. Lol

Percy: *lowkey falls in love*

The lotus fruit being pumped into the air is something new.

Percy: Grover got really old. 🤣

Percy and Annabeth chases Augustus around while Grover’s playing VR games.

Grover forgetting things because he was alone, while Percy and Annabeth remember because they have each other. PERCABETH!

Grover acting all carefree like a dentist just sedated him with nitrous oxide, while Percy and Annabeth are frantically looking for Hermes’ car will never be not funny.

TO THE DUMB KIDS. Yep, that note is for you.

Percy: So, who’s driving?

Percy and Annabeth turning to Grover because he’s the adult.

Grover: *still high* Idk man. Idk what we're even doing here.

Percy: Ok, I’ll do it. How hard can it be. If I killed the Minotaur, I can drive a cab.

Percy: How hard could this be? Proceeds to hit the car on several columns.

Percy getting angry because another car didn’t slow down and nearly hit them, then slamming the horn. Bruh, you’re inner New Yorker is showing and I’m here for it.

This scene: 😍😍😍

Me, watching this scene:

Percy and Annabeth smiling at each other then realizing the car’s scraping the wall. This shit cracked me up.

The truck nearly hitting them gave me a mini-heart attack. Good thing they’re in Hermes’ cab.

Percy half-nervous and half-excited to finally meet his Dad only to find a Nereid instead, giving him 4 teleportation pearls as a gift.

The title implying they took a Zebra to Vegas but we see no zebra? Come on! Anyway, that was a good episode. Can't wait for the Percy vs Ares showdown next week.

[godly-rambles]

Hi divinekin tumblr! I recently became an admin for a divinekin discord server, and I love it in there.

It's run by @midwinterwings, who's super nice and fun to talk to. if you want in, ask them! you'll have to answer a few questions before you can join but it isnt super hard.

The server's super small, but there's a few of us who are active and talk all the time. If you wanna join you should totally message Hermes (tagged above!)

the server's intended for 18+, but minors are allowed in as long as you dont request access to the afterdark channels (will get you banned if you're under 18 and ask).

[princesmeadow]

How did you become a messenger for Hermes

Ahaha, that's quite a long story, but I will give it my best shot to answer concisely.

I've known Hermes since I was five years old, I believed him to be an imaginary friend, and we spent much time together (quite a long story I'd love to tell once prompted)

Well, time passes, and I grow. Eventually, he reveals himself, and I begin working with him as one would a good old friend. I'm a channel and have been since I was young, and he and Apolli helped refine that

I sacrificed a lot of personal ties, belife systems, family, my home (several times), all to deliver proper messages. He said he was greatfull for the help, and through a friend and seers divination (also hellenic pagan), I was deemed a messenger who works under Hermes!

I've worked my whole life for this without ever knowing because the need to deliver clear messages or that which delivers energy is what has driven me for so long. I feel duty bound. I have to give everything for this. I've always felt that way.

Now, if you'd like to do this I'm sure given sevral years of working with him and Apollo to sharpen your senses and gain skills in line with them / get to know them more youd be able to do the same if that is what you seek with this question, if not, I apologize for being presumptuous ♡

[a-stupid-apollo-devotee]

Tarot experience

So this christian guy came into one of the witch discord servers im in and asked for a reading. I said sure, not thinking really.

So I did a whole reading on if any gods wanted to work with him, and guess who showed up. Fucking Hermes, god of thieves and liars. (I love Hermes, glad he was there tbh). I had asked if it was Apollo first because I got the Hierophant and I drew the moon, a HARD “NO” and now after this guy has sent me the whole “jesus is the only way” thingy im just like: OHHHH SHIT- SO THAT’S WHY

(Edit: He had lied about wanting to actually know which gods were willing to work with him to I guess harass a teenager about not believing in god or smth? Idk, this guy has like a roblox youtube channel and stuff and does “trolling” so im not sure if this guy is gonna use our messages for content or like???? So basically, why I thought it was cool Hermes showed up was because this guy was lying and the god of Liars just decided to show up. Also, I usually request the presence or help of Apollo cause he’s the god of prophecy and my patron and stuff. SO I thought it was very telling that after he had agreed to help with the reading, he just popped in when I asked about him and was like: FUCK NO. Sorry about the rambles, just thought that context might be needed. Yeah, oops. Sorry if this is ridiculously incoherent.)

[nickeverdeen]

Cabin 14, Iris

Iris’s kids can manipulate light and colors, bending them into stunning displays or blinding flashes

They’re often found experimenting with prisms of light or creating dazzling rainbows to brighten the camp

Their connection to the spectrum of light gives them a unique ability to sense and interpret emotions in others

They might see emotions as “auras” of color around people, helping them understand what someone is feeling even if they’re trying to hide it

Many of Iris’s kids are naturally creative, excelling in painting, photography, or other visual arts

They often express their emotions and ideas through vibrant, colorful works that captivate those around them

As children of a messenger goddess, they’re naturally quick and light on their feet

Whether it’s running errands across camp or dodging attacks in battle, they move with grace and speed that rivals Hermes’s children

They have a natural affinity for creating Iris messages, often offering to help other campers communicate with the outside world

They might charge “favors” for their services, but they rarely turn down a genuine request for help

Iris’s kids are known for their sunny dispositions and optimistic outlooks, but they shouldn’t be underestimated

When pushed too far, they channel the full spectrum of their power, showing that light can be just as destructive as it is beautiful

They’re great at resolving conflicts and finding common ground, making them valuable allies in group settings and quests

They see the good in every situation, no matter how dire

Their optimism can be infectious, lifting the spirits of their friends and helping their team stay motivated during tough times

People often underestimate Iris’s children because of their peaceful and artistic nature

However, they’re fiercely protective of their loved ones and have a surprising amount of strength, both physical and emotional, when the situation calls for it

They feel deeply connected to the natural world, especially after rainstorms

Iris’s kids often spend time outdoors, finding inspiration in flowers, rainbows, and the changing colors of the sky

Their presence is like a burst of sunlight—warm, inviting, and full of life

Even on bad days, they have a way of making people feel hopeful and supported, simply by being themselves

Their powers can extend beyond creating rainbows—they can emit soothing, multicolored lights that calm those around them

This makes them great at diffusing tense situations or helping friends relax after a long day

As children of the goddess of the rainbow, a symbol of diversity and inclusion, they embrace all walks of life

They’re nonjudgmental and welcoming, often forming close bonds with campers from every cabin

Their creative minds make them excellent at thinking outside the box

Whether it’s figuring out how to complete a quest or coming up with a unique battle strategy, they’re always full of innovative ideas