#change purses

[purpledragon-ephemera]

Pocket Purses Publication Unknown

[threetieredcrafts]

Master Product Compilation List Part 3

Part 2

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc AU: Tucker gets hired by the JL to work on the Watchtower’s cybersecurity... He might have a few friends visit. 

Batman looked over the application for visitors presented to him by Dr. Foley, who was nervously wringing his hands but seemed excited to talk about his two close associates, and it appeared that everything was in order for the pair to be allotted a short visitation time slot. 

The paperwork was established by Batman himself after all, needing a way to permit non-members (His Children) to visit him at his office in the watchtower. Looking over Dr. Foley’s application, the invites to Dr. D. Fenton and Dr. S. Manson seemed to be somewhat warranted.

Dr. Fenton is a well known astrophysicist and Dr. Foley had been upping the security to reflect more complex physics models as the ‘lock’ mechanism for access to Watchtower servers. Dr. Manson was a more controversial figure in social justice but a biochemist to rival Dr. Pamela Isley, not to mention she was someone Bruce Wayne had met a number of times and not completely hated (though he was sure she hated him and everyone else in the gala). She was a fan favorite guest by his children and a great advocate for animal and human rights. 

Batman approves the application, allowing their visitation for a few hours at a time once a week until the completion of Dr. Foley’s project. 

He doesn’t hear much from it, nor from Dr. Foley, but things start to come down the rumor grapevine that the two guests were more than they seemed. Red Robin was the first to comment on it to him, and as practical and efficient Tim could be, there was a look of chaos in his smile as he discussed the two additional PhDs. He was stingy on details and that always meant something bad for Bruce’s mental health. A few others asked a few questions as to who exactly the pair were visiting, and Cyborg commented that they weren’t really doing too much to assist Dr. Foley. 

Batman decides to intervene and meet these two for himself when he hears Constantine complain (not that the man wasn’t always complaining about something) about the two new magic users being way too OP for normal humans. 

This is how the JL gets to become allied with Ghost King Phantom and Thorn (not Poison Ivy pt.2 as Robin insisted). Turns out they weren’t sure if the JL could be trusted with interdimensional politics, so Tucker spent the last two years gaining their trust to let Danny and Sam up here to ‘check the place out’ before they committed to becoming members. 

Batman doesn’t even get to raise alarms at the espionage of it all because Red Robin has already programed their new badges and welcomed them on with open arms and a project to take down the LOA’s Lazarus Pits “safely”.

[daggery]

Feeling the power, let it all out Like what you see in the mirror, shout We got the keys, the kingdom's ours‎‎‎‎‎

[pastafossa]

My most hilarious moment at the market today.

Little girl comes up to my table by herself. Like, 7 years old, maybe 8 if a day. She has the most solemn, serious little face as she closely examines my carvings. I day hi but have no idea what to say because, well, do you sell your art to kids? I have no guidebook for this.

My friend sharing the table with me: "Which one's your favorite?"

Little girl, eagerly pointing at literally the most expensive piece on the table, a large hand painted whimsical sea serpent: "This one! It says... 7...77?"

Me, somewhat sadly: "75."

And to my growing dread, this child pulls a little cat change purse out. And shit, is she going to offer me ten bucks in quarters? What age do they learn about money? Am I going to crush this child's heart? Is she going to cry? Like maybe I could knock it down to 70, but-

And this child

Triumphantly yanks out

A fucking giant ass roll of money.

Me and my friend stare in disbelief. Holy shit, does she actually have-

Little girl, frowning hard at the money for a long moment before blinking at me: "I need my mom to count. I'll be back ok?"

Me: "I... yeah, I'll save it for you."

My friend, once the kid is gone: "If that child actually has 75 dollars, I'm going to lose my mind."

Anyway, after her mom helped her count the bills, guess who walked out with my sea serpent? Well played, tiny child. 😂

[alwayshinny]

Harry and Lily Luna✌🏼- Lily noticed that some of her classmates' parents bring their dogs with them when they drop their children off at school, so the next day she persuaded Harry to drop her off with her pet bunny, Pigsy.

[ub-sessed]

Wow the knitters really weren't kidding: Autumn weather arrives and suddenly I want to MAKE ALL THE THINGS I wanna make this hoodie and that cardigan and that vest and these three hats oh and also this little rug RIGHT NOW MUST BUY ALL THE YARN and also new needles to go with it

[recipe-for-monsters]

We’ve seen the Sins have Normal forms and Big Demon Boss forms and even Slightly Smaller Humanoid forms, so there must also be Super Tiny forms XD

[kal-derash]

I hear your Bruce as Brucie Wayne traumatizing the Justice League, and I raise you a resurrected Jason Todd, creating his own Brucie/Richie Wayne personality at galas and using it to punish his family for making him attend.

Bruce, Tim, Dick, and Damian have to watch Jason 'Crime Alley Born and Raised, Built Like a Tank' Todd giggle at some joke a socialite made and Barbara being an agent of chaos does her best to keep Jason talking like that. Does it irritate Jason to play dumb? Yes, but making his family suffer makes it worth it.

[shortmexicangirl]

you: trauma dumping

me, an intellectual: an ao3 authors note explaining why they took so long to update

[thingsic]

[ave-immaculata]

the government is pushing a cashless society to discourage us from practicing the virtue of charity

[makeshiftstory]

Next up for the set of mini refs is the Vida! The text credit goes to Fax :') I still can't believe how popular these boogers got recently, but I'm thrilled that folks like 'em. I might try making them next year, they've been on the list for a while now with cute coffin lockets included. On that note, the comic will be on pause until after the election has concluded due to something happening in my real life family that we're all trying to come to terms with. I'm sincerely sorry about the delay, I hope everyone is doing alright and keep being kind towards one another.

[rihansu00]

You know how when you're looking for an old fanfic, you can post the equivilent of "there was a guy, and a thing and a place" on Tumblr and get the correct fic?

I need Tumblr to also provide that service for things I have lost in my house.

[hood-ex]

My dad was Bruce-ing again today.

Dad: Where are your keys? I'm gonna go put more air in your tire.

Me: I already filled it up this week.

Dad: Oh okay.

Dad goes upstairs for a second and comes back with a bag in his hand.

Dad: Here, take this poncho and put it in your glove compartment. In case you have to pull over in the rain, put it on so other cars can see you.

So then I took my new bright ass orange poncho to my car, bypassing the three water bottles my dad had stuffed in the door pocket as well as the emergency phone battery pack charger he stuffed in another pocket.

[ask-shirley-bennett]

Someone better get that damn monkey out of the vents FAST. It keeps taking my necklaces. @ask-frankie-dart @greendale-announcements what are the plans for the monkey?