#chance is hot
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I have no idea if they're at all similar, but you know what would be kind of hot? Throwing your estrogen blockers and your lactation inducers into a big jar and shaking them up, mixing them up completely. Then, it's simply the luck of the draw whether you're taking one or the other. You'll never know which you've taken for sure. Leaving it up to chance as to whether you're staying on the path to manhood or being led astray, dragged backwards towards femininity.
Sadly they are very similar.
Obviously that just means someone needs to replace my testosterone injections with E and my blockers with progesterone pills instead. I’d still be none the wiser as my body was forcibly reverted…
#chance is hot#but it’s even hotter knowing full well what I’m doing to my body#or not knowing at all…#ask.txt
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a bit of pride themed doodling,,
(hcs/flags are largely just me being goofy dont take them too seriously)
#ghuhg can i tag every character in this post before i hit tag limit#my art#transformers#jazzprowl#optiratch#prowlstator#kobd#cdrw#optimus prime#starscream#megatron#prowl#jazz#ratchet#arcee#soundwave#blaster#hot rod#springer#ultra magnus#constructicons#bumblebee#wheeljack#chromedome#miko nakadai#windblade#nautica#tf idw#tfp#ok gonna use a tag for the last pic they encountered by chance at the pride parade and just started duking it out
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born to take these photos, forced to save them off pinterest
#why did i have to be born so late#i want his dick so far down my throat it leaves bruises#I could make him happy#the salt and pepper beard omggggg#hugh jackman#thank you hugh for existing#hugh jackman one chance please#hugh the man that you are#logan howlett#wolverine#hugh i’m begging on my knees please#i love hugh jackman#old hugh jackman#hugh jackman x reader#men with beards#i want him#he’d be my favorite lolipop#sighhhh#who’s dad is this#he’s so hot#daddy issues in full throttle#daddy issues
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guys i CANNOT get over this gif….. im so sick he’s so fucking HOT and that damn nose?? the way he’s kissing her like he’s starved i cant do this i need to be sedated omg.
#hugh jackman#hugh jackman one chance please#i love hugh jackman#he’s so hot#im feral#logan howlett#the wolverine#wolverine x men
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MEGAN THEE STALLION — Cognac Queen Live (Hot Girl Summer Tour, Philadelphia) +
#ms. thee stallion please give me a chance....#megan thee stallion#hot girl summer tour#cognac queen#dailymusicians#dailymusic#dailymusicqueens#blogmusicdaily#dailywomen#wonderfulwomendaily#ladiesblr#dailywoc#wonderfulwoc#musicedit#musicgifs#megantheestallionedit#*gif#*mine#flashing cw#flash warning
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rate my dark lunch (home from work at 1 in the morning edition)
apple salad using leftover thai dips that came with my calamari as dressing (along with a spritz of lime), simmered carrots, tin of dolma (rice stuffed in grape leaves)
#i have not had a chance to grocery shop in a hot second and thus have no more convenient meats#and thus veganism it is#food#there was a sweet syrup and a spicy green dip that came with the calamari idk what they are
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if i was kevin day id be more annoying actually
#im just saying that if it was my mother that invented exy id never shut about it#and my father is david wymack? coach known for giving second chances and eventually getting the foxes to win championships#i discovered neil josten? the best stricker in collegiate exy#i have andrew minyard best goalie ever on my team?#youd literally never be able to get me off my high horse#and kevins hot so theres that#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#kevin day
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“don’t talk, don’t talk” yes sir. 😫
#hugh jackman#he’s so hot please#one chance hugh#omg he’s so hot#hes so hot#idc that hes 55#one chance please#i need him so bad#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#logan xmen#x men 97#x men comics#x men movies#x men
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HAPPY TENTH ANNIVERSARY BLACK SAILS THANK YOU FOR GIVING THEM TO ME
#black sails#black sails fanart#jack rackham#anne bonny#max black sails#pirates#theyre everything to me#anne bonny one chance PLEASE#ur on my hot middle aged women list i can treat you RIGHT
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no thoughts. just zhongli’s territorial instincts rising up after you return from fontaine stinking of another dragon’s scent. and neuvillette nuzzling his face in your neck to scent you every time you have to leave for liyue.
#idk man my head is filled with hot dragon men who are also old enough to be my grandpa’s great x10 grandpa#neuvillette tho…our gap moe king#tho personally i think neuvillette is gonna be majorly depressed when you return from liyue stinking of zhongli#he’ll be all ‘‘i don’t have a chance. how could i ever stake my claim when they already have someone else?’’#idk i wake up and think hm how pathetic can i make neuvi today?#the answer is very#genshin x reader#genshin impact x reader#zhongli x reader#neuvillette x reader
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"Wheels up." EMILY PRENTISS in CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION 16x02 | 'True Conviction'
#paget brewster you are so hot please just one chance#absolutely lethal face card#do you think she knows how hot she is#criminal minds#i’m not responsible for the quality of these i was having a rough week okay#emily prentiss#paget brewster#criminal minds gif#criminal minds evolution#cm#cme#cm evolution#cmedit#luthqrs#luthqrsgifs#luthqrscm#crim s16#cm 16x06#true conviction
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#tulu xuanwu#blood#Vomit on his sweater already; mom's spaghetti#I love drawing teenji because he gets to be a lot more expressive than Older Lan Wangji.#wwx is trying so hard to be supportive and it keeps backfiring for lwj.#“There's no way I would ever want you carnally ^_^” meanwhile the guy who wants him carnally is losing his mind in agony.#Hot tip if you keep finding yourself in Lan Zhan's shoes: consider being more obvious. Give up on trying to be subtle with an ADHDer.#His game is SO BAD. Abysmally bad rizz. I do not think it was possible for these to to have a chance to get together in this life.#He has no plan. He has no healthy outlet for his feelings. He is looking at his half naked crush and losing his shot.#F in the chat for Lan Zhan. He's just been accidently rejected and he is about to be accused of being straight.#Meta commentary moment: I am going to try very hard to be more consistent with outfits and details across comics#I have had some...difficulties in the past with forgetting details (COUGH the vermillion mark COUGH)#New year new goals! Wish my ADHD eyes and brain good luck!
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and here we have the first ever moment she got affected by jinshi's charm AND WHY'S THIS SCENE NOT TALKED ABT ENOUGH HELLO ????
#bro saw his chance and took it with both hands or do I SAY LIPS ????#THAT WAS SO HOT OF YOU JINSHI UGH#I THINK ABT THIS MOMENT EVERY OTHER DAY :D#the apothecary diaries#jinshi#maomao#kusuriya no hitorigoto
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everyday without shame
#logan howlett#hugh jackman#wolverine#thank you hugh for existing#hugh the man that you are#hugh jackman one chance please#hugh i’m begging on my knees please#old hugh jackman#hes so hot#i need him#i’m feral someone put me down#on my knees#i cant take it anymore#daddy issues#i love hugh jackman#hugh jackman x reader#daddy issues in full throttle#logan howlett x reader#i love this old man
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he is so older boyfriend coded it’s making me sick!! give me the man NOW! id treat him so good, i can cook and clean and have an extremely high sex drive!!!!!
#oh my god#im feral he’s so hot i could cry#the TURTLENECK?????#GIVE ME HIM NOWWWW#logan howlett#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett xmen#wolverine x reader#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine x you#logan howlett x you#logan xmen#x men movies#xmen origins#xmen#logan howlett smut#logan howlett fic#hugh jackman#thank you hugh for existing#hugh jackman one chance please
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"Don't forget your fiddle." Our Flag Means Death | Season 2, Episode 6 (2023)
#he was so fucking hot for this#Ed stood no chance#stede bonnet#ofmd#ofmd s2 spoilers#our flag means death s2 spoilers#our flag means death#gif#mine#rhys darby
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