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ftm2bbw · 2 years ago

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I have no idea if they're at all similar, but you know what would be kind of hot? Throwing your estrogen blockers and your lactation inducers into a big jar and shaking them up, mixing them up completely. Then, it's simply the luck of the draw whether you're taking one or the other. You'll never know which you've taken for sure. Leaving it up to chance as to whether you're staying on the path to manhood or being led astray, dragged backwards towards femininity.

Sadly they are very similar.

Obviously that just means someone needs to replace my testosterone injections with E and my blockers with progesterone pills instead. I’d still be none the wiser as my body was forcibly reverted…

#chance is hot #but it’s even hotter knowing full well what I’m doing to my body #or not knowing at all…#ask.txt

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bloominglegumes · 7 months ago

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a bit of pride themed doodling,,

(hcs/flags are largely just me being goofy dont take them too seriously)

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logansbaby · 2 months ago

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guys i CANNOT get over this gif….. im so sick he’s so fucking HOT and that damn nose?? the way he’s kissing her like he’s starved i cant do this i need to be sedated omg.

#hugh jackman #hugh jackman one chance please #i love hugh jackman #he’s so hot #im feral #logan howlett #the wolverine #wolverine x men

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 7 months ago

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rate my dark lunch (home from work at 1 in the morning edition)

apple salad using leftover thai dips that came with my calamari as dressing (along with a spritz of lime), simmered carrots, tin of dolma (rice stuffed in grape leaves)

#i have not had a chance to grocery shop in a hot second and thus have no more convenient meats #and thus veganism it is #food #there was a sweet syrup and a spicy green dip that came with the calamari idk what they are

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demaparbat-hp · 1 month ago

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On your most recent From the Couch post... is that a dragon tattoo I see poking out of Zuko's collar? ...................may we see more of it?

You may see all of it.

#dema answers #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla fanart #atla art #prince zuko #tales from the couch #atla modern au #atla au #zuko art #zuko fanart #atla zuko #Tattooed Zuko #For context!#He got those tattoos during what would be S2 in this AU #This was right before being accepted back home. So he got them during a—let's say—crossroads of destiny *wink wink*#Those are his shame tattoos. He's terribly embarrassed by them so the Gaang tease him about them. (He's secretly very proud of them tho)#It's all about the duality inherent to fire (and himself!) as well as protection.#The red dragon has his back at all times. It protects Zuko from his past—from everything that he has left behind and is walking away from.#The Blue dragon guards him front unknown threats. It curls over his left arm (his most vulnerable side) and rests its head over Zuko's heart #It's all very symbolic #Zuko loves his tattoos but is also embarrassed and ashamed of how he got them. He was in a very bad place at the time.#If he got the chance to get his tattoos done *now*—he probably wouldn't do it.#He wouldn't change a thing tho. They're part of who he is. A reminder of who he was.#Also they're kinda hot #So that helps #Also...I forgot to draw the blue dragon's body on the back of his shoulder so... Oops?#Let us all ignore that and focus on the sun/starbust tattoo on his chest instead #the gaang

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moonsnqil · 2 months ago

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if i was kevin day id be more annoying actually

#im just saying that if it was my mother that invented exy id never shut about it #and my father is david wymack? coach known for giving second chances and eventually getting the foxes to win championships #i discovered neil josten? the best stricker in collegiate exy #i have andrew minyard best goalie ever on my team?#youd literally never be able to get me off my high horse #and kevins hot so theres that #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #kevin day

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rebelsafoot · 11 months ago

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HAPPY TENTH ANNIVERSARY BLACK SAILS THANK YOU FOR GIVING THEM TO ME

#black sails #black sails fanart #jack rackham #anne bonny #max black sails #pirates #theyre everything to me #anne bonny one chance PLEASE #ur on my hot middle aged women list i can treat you RIGHT

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abyssruler · 1 year ago

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no thoughts. just zhongli’s territorial instincts rising up after you return from fontaine stinking of another dragon’s scent. and neuvillette nuzzling his face in your neck to scent you every time you have to leave for liyue.

#idk man my head is filled with hot dragon men who are also old enough to be my grandpa’s great x10 grandpa #neuvillette tho…our gap moe king #tho personally i think neuvillette is gonna be majorly depressed when you return from liyue stinking of zhongli #he’ll be all ‘‘i don’t have a chance. how could i ever stake my claim when they already have someone else?’’#idk i wake up and think hm how pathetic can i make neuvi today?#the answer is very #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #zhongli x reader #neuvillette x reader

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odo-apologist · 30 days ago

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#Fun fact I've never had gazpacho! Was going to maje some for today #But didn't have a chance to go shopping (was on campus all day) and since I'm close to Thanksgiving break don't have the ingredients here :#(Also didn't know before RD that it wasn't a hot soup. The only reason I never would've pulled a Rimmer #is that I'd be too nervous to call the waiter back.#More prone to fall into a reverse Gazpacho Event: Getting served tomato soup cold and not having the courage to get it sent back)#Anyways! I'm sure we'll make a good and totally normal bowl of Gazpacho :)))#Red Dwarf #Original Post

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luthqrs · 2 months ago

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"Wheels up." EMILY PRENTISS in CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION 16x02 | 'True Conviction'

#paget brewster you are so hot please just one chance #absolutely lethal face card #do you think she knows how hot she is #criminal minds #i’m not responsible for the quality of these i was having a rough week okay #emily prentiss #paget brewster #criminal minds gif #criminal minds evolution #cm #cme #cm evolution #cmedit #luthqrs #luthqrsgifs #luthqrscm #crim s16 #cm 16x06 #true conviction

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #tulu xuanwu #blood #Vomit on his sweater already; mom's spaghetti #I love drawing teenji because he gets to be a lot more expressive than Older Lan Wangji.#wwx is trying so hard to be supportive and it keeps backfiring for lwj.#“There's no way I would ever want you carnally ^_^” meanwhile the guy who wants him carnally is losing his mind in agony.#Hot tip if you keep finding yourself in Lan Zhan's shoes: consider being more obvious. Give up on trying to be subtle with an ADHDer.#His game is SO BAD. Abysmally bad rizz. I do not think it was possible for these to to have a chance to get together in this life.#He has no plan. He has no healthy outlet for his feelings. He is looking at his half naked crush and losing his shot.#F in the chat for Lan Zhan. He's just been accidently rejected and he is about to be accused of being straight.#Meta commentary moment: I am going to try very hard to be more consistent with outfits and details across comics #I have had some...difficulties in the past with forgetting details (COUGH the vermillion mark COUGH)#New year new goals! Wish my ADHD eyes and brain good luck!

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hualianschild · 1 year ago

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and here we have the first ever moment she got affected by jinshi's charm AND WHY'S THIS SCENE NOT TALKED ABT ENOUGH HELLO ????

#bro saw his chance and took it with both hands or do I SAY LIPS ????#THAT WAS SO HOT OF YOU JINSHI UGH #I THINK ABT THIS MOMENT EVERY OTHER DAY :D #the apothecary diaries #jinshi #maomao #kusuriya no hitorigoto

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logansbaby · 2 months ago

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he is so older boyfriend coded it’s making me sick!! give me the man NOW! id treat him so good, i can cook and clean and have an extremely high sex drive!!!!!

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panbotter · 7 months ago

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ENDING WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS TO MEEEEEEE

ALSO YOUNG APOCALYPSE???

THE QUEER UNDERTONES BETWEEN CHARLES AND ERIK IN THE BAR????

SCOTT'S WORDS FOR NATHAN??????? LITERALLY TEARED UP

THE QUEER SUBTEXT WITH BASTIONS SELF HATRED????? INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA TRIGGERED BY HIS MOTHER'S HATRED???

THE PHOENIX?!??!?!? LOOKED FUCKING AMAZING??!???! AFTER NATHAN FINALLY CALLED JEAN HIS MOM?!?!?

ALL THE CAMEOS?!?!?!?

SINISTER GETTING OWNED?!?!?

BASTION BEATING NATHAN WITH HIS OWN ARM!?!?! WTF

ERIK PROCESSING HIS TRAUMA?!?!?!??

ROGUE GOING FUCKING NUTS?!?!? SAYING TO REMEMBER GAMBITS NAME????

THE MAGNETO PROTOCOL????

THE FOUND FAMILY THEME THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE EPISODE???

PETER PARKER AND MARY JANE CAMEO THAT U COULDNT EVEN TELL?!??!?!

MORPH BEING IN LOVE WITH LOGAN?!?!?

FORGE GETTING A NEW TEAM TOGETHER?????

ALSO BISHOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP

THE X MEN SCATTERED AROUND DIFFERENT TIMES?!?!?!?

where the fuck are Logan, Morph, and Storm

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astrablacksworld · 4 months ago

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Dating sylus🍷

#sylus x reader #love and deepspace sylus #lads sylus #l&ds sylus #so hot omg #please please im begging #how does it feel to live my dream #just one chance #on my knees #foaming at the mouth

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blackkatdraws2 · 9 months ago

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There are more things in the Parable than Stanley knows about. [Blank Scripts AU]

#hoh boy i was going to make a comic to introduce these monsters but #i couldnt help myself and made an animation instead #because i just think they're so neat and cool okay #listen i cant for the life of me just infofump about my AU and OCs #because i just think that making actual content about my lore and stuff will not only raise the chances of people being interested #but also it will also raise my motivation to actually produce more content other than the same old recycled front-facing-profile drawings #i need to get creative with my stuff or I'll also loose interest and I DONT want that #in order to be happy with what i have i cant just think about it and expect to be given something new NOOOO i need to MAKE it ughh #i cant believe in order to get more content out of my own au i would need to draw it and feed myself ugh ugh ugh unbelievable (kidding)#but also #i wanna make a little music video or animation again for youtube #its been a hot while since ive uploaded anything in there at all #maybe an animation reel will do for now?#i hope so :(#because ive been working on expanding the Black Scripts AU #and honestly i dont regret it #i had a lot of fun making up scenarios and comics for Stanley and the Narrator (Black)#but yeah!#apart from this little video #you wont be getting an explanation on what these things are supposed to be #and why theyre there #actually i was originally gonna make this into a full fledge animation with sound effect/music/frame-by-frame movement/etc.#but i got lazy HAHA #tsp blank scripts au #tsp au #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp

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