#chad rook

[disdaidal]

Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021), dir. Johannes Roberts

What would be the worst way to die? - What? - To be swallowed whole by a snake or eaten alive by a great white shark?

[abs0luteb4stard]

W A T C H I N G

[badmovieihave]

Bad movie I have Dangerous 2021

[too-many-lavellans]

💛🏴‍☠️🦌🧡

(Please don't tag/comment with your Rook, thanks)

[ndostairlyrium]

"Where's Ingellvar?" "He locked himself in the library with Chad Wispelback again"

The most horrifying alternate version for the italian girlies 💅✨ under the cut

[freshthoughts2020]

[neige-leblanche]

iirc they used to let you test copics out at michaels like what even

[deputyrook]

(No ur so right about Illario x Rook dub/noncon. It’s literally ‘my virgin cousin vs chad me’ to Illario in the darkest parts of his heart. Plus I like to think Illario has a habit of luring Lucanis’ potential paramours to himself bc that’s the only way he feels he can one-up his cousin)

Yesssss. Illario has so much simmering resentment toward Lucanis being the favourite, I definitely think he takes some pride in the fact that he is (at least) charming and flirtatious in a way Lucanis never can be. I remember seeing a post suggesting that every time Lucanis starts getting a crush on someone, Illario swoops in and sleeps with the person he’s crushing on out of spite, and I can absolutely see that happening with the way he seems to react with jealousy toward Rook specifically. I think Rook rebuffing all of his attempts only makes him want them more tbh.

And like, I don’t think this jealousy is necessarily going to get better post-endgame? Arguably it could get even worse? I’m so interested in what Illario’s fucked up relationship with Rook is like post-game.

[emahriel]

Compared to DA2 I feel like all the new Quinari look like handsome Squidward....

yeahhhh this qunari rook is like... the most attractive qunari we've seen so far from datv imo. they definitely chadded them up and i just!! am not rly into the horns smoothly merging with the skin idk

[royal-elfroots]

watched about 8 minutes of the new Veilguard gameplay video and decided there were too many spoilers. I want to go into this at least mostly blind. It looks beautiful though. Davrin is fooooooooooooine. idk about that chad qunari Rook though, I know they said character creator is very extensive so I'm hoping you have the ability to make your qunari look less like a chad lol. That's my only qualm so far. Everything else looked amazing but I won't be watching the whole thing (as much as I want to).

[rabbit-ina-trenchcoat]

talk down abt glen powell like i wasnt obsessed with chad rook for five years straight. man look in the mirror

[0ccuria]

The dining table meets with Rook be like:

[birbycakes]

wait I should draw a "My Chad Arisen vs My Virgin Rook" meme. Emphasis on my Arisen's perfect round sweet face, soft round body and glorious F cups. The only thing my Rook has on her is the longer hair LOL

[axvwriter]

Random Late Night Rambling

Do any of you think Neige would be the type to fall in love with someone who doesn’t go crazy over him? Like the trope of super popular person pines for the person who doesn’t know them/isn’t impressed/hates them?

I think it would be funny to have Neige develop a crush on Bobo, someone who holds a grudge against him for winning VDC but can’t bring herself to act outright nasty to him because he’s so genuinely nice.

I just have the idea of Neige running into Bobo on her birthday or well a day she’s able to celebrate her birthday in her own way on. Usually she spends her birthdays alone, but I bet her NRC friends wouldn’t allow that. So she agrees to party with them and takes the next available weekend for herself.

She does what she usually does, leave home to explore and find a safe spot to be alone. Bobo finds a secluded spot on Sage Island’s beach. She tries to settle down and get lost in her thoughts but is interrupted by Neige. Neige who’s trying to avoid fans. Why? Because even as grateful as he is for having fans, had just wanted to spend some time enjoying the island.

So he finds Bobo by herself just as he’s escaped a rowdy group of fans. Bobo recognizes him and instantly her mood sours. She wanted to be alone, but she can distantly hear people asking where Neige went. Bobo doesn’t greet him, trying to decide what to do.

Then Neige apologizes. Saying he didn’t mean to disrupt her. He even asks if he could join her, which causes Bobo to stand up. Bobo tells him he can have the spot and goes to find another secluded area. Neige tries to protest, worrying she feels forced to leave.

“You want to be alone, don’t you?” Bobo cuts him off. “I want to be alone. I have fun finding new spots anyway.” She corrects herself, leaving. She understands how overwhelming it can get to give crowds wanting your attention. Even if you’re grateful that the crowds love you.

Neige misinterprets Bobo’s selfish desire to get away and not have to interact with him in any way as Bobo being kind and understanding towards him. Thus he develops a crush.

Oh imagine Neige trying to visit NRC to see Bobo just to have Rook plastered to his side. I bet Rook could sense him approaching the campus. Though while Rook may actually observe from a distance, Bobo’s texting him to run interference.

Poor Neige wants to get to know the Ramshackle Prefect but instead keeps having to entertain Pomefiore’s Vice Housewarden. I want to think Neige would be a bit of a doormat and be unable to bring himself to ask Rook to leave.

Poor Neige who whenever he tries to see Bobo, she suddenly has plans. Whether those plans be to garden with Jade, which she refuses to let anyone else join. Or she has to go to an unbirthday party and she keeps forgetting to ask if she can bring guests. Or Bobo is meeting with the Savanaclaw Housewarden in the botonacial garden.

Then perhaps rip Bobo, Rook has betrayed his loyalty to NRC again to trick her onto a date with Neige. Instead of Rook being at there usual tea meetup spot where Bobo fills Rook’s insatiable curiosity about her and her world, Neige is there. Looking innocently confused because Rook tricked him there too.

Oh how Bobo is going to hunt Rook down after this. Oh wait she can’t leave because Rook has joined them. Rook will keep Bobo from leaving and Neige’s niceness will keep Bobo from actually being mean. Why does he have to be nice and not fake?! Bobo hates this. Neige now thinks she’s shy.

Neige asks Bobo over to RSA and now she’s torn. She likes seeing new places. Bobo doesn’t want to go alone though as she will likely be given a tour by Neige.

Oh what if I had Bobo meet all of the main villain boys’ rivals in RSA? What if twst Hercules name is Chad? How many of them are hopeless romantics and would it be funny if all of them fell for her? All she did was restrain herself from scoffing and talking trash because she’s feeling rather petty against all of RSA. Yet they all think she’s reserved and shy.

Quick roll call of main villains and heroes

Queen of Hearts - Alice

Scar - Simba

Ursula - Ariel

Jafar - Alladin

Evil Queen - Snow White

Hades - Hercules

Maleficint - Aurora

Uhmm out of those the hopeless romantics may be Ariel, Snow White, Aurora…. Would Alladdin and Hercules count? Gah I need to rewatch stuff and take notes.

Anyways imagine RSA boys thinking they’re Bobo’s friends after one meeting. NRC boys are not happy with all the RSA students coming by to try seeing the Ramshackle Prefect. Bobo can’t use studying as an excuse not to see them as they’d all offer to help.

Though how satisfied and/or surprised would the NRC boys be to witness Bobo telling all the RSA boys to their faces that she doesn’t see them as friends, has no interest in being friends, and wants them all to stop dropping by.

When push comes to shove, Bobo will stare impassively into those broken faces. They’re nice but that’s not enough to make Bobo feel strong-armed into keeping up niceties with them.

Though would RSA even have an aurora-like considering that’s basically Silver?

[twistedwonderlandshenanigans]

Bryce, Chad and Archie Facts

Name: Bryce Newport,(Great White Shark Mer), Chad Moslin, (Mako Shark Mer) Archon (Archie) Kevone, (Hammerhead Shark Mer) Dorm: Octavinelle Age: 17 Gender: Male Pronouns: He/Him (B), He/She/They(C), They/Them (A) Height: 6′9″ (B), 6′7″ (C), 6′4″ (A) Homeland: Coral Sea Club: Spelldrive Best Subject: P.E (B), Swimming (C), Math (A) Hobbies: Spelldrive, bugging the tweels, protecting the “little people” Pet Peeves: Prejudiced people, and in the case of A+C, Dolphin Mers Favorite Food: Hard boiled eggs (B), Beef/Octopus Jerky fish (C), Macaroni and Cheese with Bacon (A) They all love fish but they’re trying to make a point Least Favorite Food: SEAWEED Talent: Heavy lifting (B), Able to evade Rook 99% of the time (C), Can do calculus in his head (A) Signature Spell:  Bryce - “Need a Friend” a conjuring spell that gives him a small gnome-like partner to accompany him for a little while- sometimes he’s a tutor, sometimes he’s an extra set of hands, but he is Bryce’s best friend. Totally not modeled after his childhood imaginary friend at all. Chad - “Need a Boost” increases not only his own, but anyone within a five meter radius, stamina, speed and strength for two minutes. He came up with it when he, Archie and Bryce accidentally set of mines underwater and he realized they wouldn’t be able to swim as fast as him. Archie - “Need a Hand” - his mind sometimes works too fast for even him, so having another invisible set of hands for him to get to work makes sure he doesn’t loose progress or motivation. He’s also not big on physical touch, so sometimes he uses it to give someones shoulder a squeeze or something. Extras: *in their lore/backstory :)