#ch: Whyck

[foundfamilyftw]

Tren: Hey Syl, you see this coffee?

Whyck: Thanks for making m-

Tren: This is my coffee. You are having water. Only people who don’t break mugger’s fingers get coffee.

Whyck: :(

[writhingcreature]

Whyck, bumping into a wall: Ow! My armkle!

Tren: Your What?

Tovar, sighing: Her wrist

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Whyck: Wait isn’t NSFW the letters on a compass?

Ellend: So close

Tren: North south FUCK west

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Cas: I don't need anymore friends, I've already got four

Whyck: Don't you mean five?

Cas, looking Zane directly in the eyes: No, I'm pretty sure I meant four

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- After Whyck realizes Tren’s upset bc she misses Tovar but won’t admit it -

Whyck: Just go visit her! I’m going to visit Cas right now

Cas: YOURE COMING TO VISIT ME?

Whyck: Yeah :)

Cas: !!!!!!!!😃😁

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Caroline: What’s the point of having a boyfriend if he doesn’t carry you? That’s the only reason I keep Whyck around

Whyck: I’m honored

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Straff: I’m going to fucking kill you

Whyck: You can’t kill him he’s babey

Ellend: I’m just a little guy

Whyck: He’s just a little guy!

Whyck: Look at his face. He’s got the face of an Angel

Ellend: 😇

Whyck: He‘s never done anything wrong in his life

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Whyck: What goes up but never comes down?

Tren: The stress you bring me

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Whyck: I‘m surprised you trust me so much so quickly

Cas: I don't. I just trust myself to take you down if you try anything.

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Zane: Wanna fake a fight to make Tren think I'm turning back into an asshole?

Whyck, bored: Yeah definitely

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Ellend: Zane has these really strong opinions on things. Go ahead, ask him something no one should have an opinion on.

Whyck: Hey Z, what’s the worst multiple of four?

Zane: Twelve, obviously. God.

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Whyck: Bitches be like "I'm baby" but have childhood trauma and were neglected.

Whyck: Like, what do you know about being baby? You were forced to grow up from an early age.

Tovar:

Whyck: It's me. I'm bitches.

Tovar, sighing: I know.

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Tren, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Zane, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Ellend, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Whyck, trembling: What are we playing?!

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Inquisitor: I have drawn you into the town square because I crave the most dangerous game

Tren, Whyck, and Zane, nodding: Knife monopoly.

Inquisitor:

Inquisitor: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport, but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife Monopoly is.

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Ellend: You killed him

Whyck: He died of natural causes

Ellend, pointing to the Inquisitor: He had all the stakes removed from him

Whyck: There’s nothing more natural than dying from the thing keeping your body together and working, my dude

Zane, nodding: The unnatural thing would have been if he hadn’t died from it honestly

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Ellend, talking about some random noble: God I hate him

Whyck, new to the scene: Oh my god, so do I

Ellend:

Ellend: You have no idea who I’m talking about

Whyck: Solidarity brother