#ch: Tren Veritas

[foundfamilyftw]

Tren: Hey Syl, you see this coffee?

Whyck: Thanks for making m-

Tren: This is my coffee. You are having water. Only people who don’t break mugger’s fingers get coffee.

Whyck: :(

[writhingcreature]

Whyck, bumping into a wall: Ow! My armkle!

Tren: Your What?

Tovar, sighing: Her wrist

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Whyck: Wait isn’t NSFW the letters on a compass?

Ellend: So close

Tren: North south FUCK west

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Whyck: What goes up but never comes down?

Tren: The stress you bring me

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Tren, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Zane, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Ellend, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Whyck, trembling: What are we playing?!

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Inquisitor: I have drawn you into the town square because I crave the most dangerous game

Tren, Whyck, and Zane, nodding: Knife monopoly.

Inquisitor:

Inquisitor: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport, but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife Monopoly is.

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Tren: Do it or you're straight.

Whyck: *loud gasp*

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Whyck: What's that hideous thing growing out of your neck!?

Tren: What? Where?

Whyck: Oh Nevermind that’s just your head

Tren:

Tren: I’ll end you

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Tovar, waking up to Whyck a cm away from her face:

Whyck: We had this - stop screaming! - we had this idea!

Tovar: We??

Tren, also super close to Tovar’s face on the other side of Whyck: We!

Tovar: OH GOD THERES TWO OF THEM

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Vin: What if I fall?

Ellend: I’ll catch you.

Whyck, watching: And… if I fall?

Cas: Then we all fall with you. You’ll never be alone ever again.

Tovar, watching both interactions: And… if I fall? 👀

Tren: Then I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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Tovar, talking to Whyck: Yeah, crushes are the worst I’m sorry kid. I always act stupid around mine too.

Tren, trying to Just Insult Her: That’s funny, you’re always stupid around me.

Tovar:

Tovar: Yeah don’t think too hard about that.

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Tren: Explain. Immediately.

Whyck: I please “oopsie doopsie” your honor

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Tren: I recently had a thought, which, has you can imagine, is stressful for me.

Abasil: Oh dear. Syl why don’t you go get her some milk?

Whyck, desperate to be Away From This: Absolutely yes ma’am on my way now

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Tren: I could drink you out, anytime, anywhere.

Whyck: Please. Where I grew up the only past times we had was either drinking or getting in the city at night and seeing if we could outrun the patrolling guards. Sometimes we drank before going in

Tren: …That was your life???

Whyck: Oh yea, the Big Blues taught me stamina and timing. Learned a lot from running for my life actually

Tren: Are you saying the patrol was more of a father figure to you than your old man?

Whyck:

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Tren: there is one very clear difference between us, i leave the city to get a breath of fresh air, and you come back and inhale so deeply i genuinely become worried

Whyck: Nothing like the smoke and ash in your lungs to get you going on the morning.

Tren: You need to be tested.

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Whyck: Ellend and I are in a debate - would you slap your best for $100?

Tren, not missing a beat: I’d slap Tovar for free.

Tovar, tearing up: I’m your best friend?