#ch: Dagny de Gestrborg

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Syrus: I think I'm falling for you.

Dagny: Then get up.

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Dagny: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Blaze: Only if you also don't ask why

Blaze: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Dagny:

Blaze:

Dagny: This one is fine

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Dagny; I guess we’re girlfriend and boyfriend.

Syrus: On one condition

Dagny: What?

Syrus: I get to be the boyfriend

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Avas, over a phone of far speech: hi

Dagny: I’m busy right now

Avas: Would drinking 18 cups of coffee to stay awake be bad for my health?

Dagny: I’m on my way.

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Avas: You guys worried about Dagny?

Dia: Totally!

Blaze: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"

Avas: And what'd you say?

Blaze: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

Dia:

Avas: They're lucky to have you as a friend.

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Avas: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Dagny: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Dia: I personally was created in a lab.

Blaze: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Blaze, banging on the door: Dagny! Open up!

Dagny: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Avas: No, they meant-

Dia: Let them finish.

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Avas: Dagny, I'm sad.

Dagny: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.

Dia: Blaze, I'm sad.

Blaze, nodding: mood.

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Witchlight as posts

Syrus

Blaze

Dagny

Perrin

Dia

Avas

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Dagny: I always sleep with a knife under my pillow

Syrus: I keep my gun by my bed.

Blaze: My flame thrower is always within arms’ reach.

Avas: Weak.

Dia: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Avas: Jackal.

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Avas: How do I ask Jackal out?

Dagny: Easy. You open the door and say "Get out, you're bothering me.”

Perrin: No.

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Dia: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Dagny: It's kind of complicated, but Avas—

Dia: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Perrin: The chances of this succeeding are close to zero

Dagny: But the chances aren’t zero

Perrin: That was not meant to be an encouragement…

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Dagny, texting: I’m a theif

Syrus: thief

Dagny: theif

Syrus: I before E except after C

Dagny: thceif

Syrus: NO

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Syrus, dramatically: She was poetry, but he couldn’t read

Dia: His name was Jarred, he’s nineteen

Dagny: When his parents built a very strange machine

Avas: Watch that scene, dig it the dancing queeeeeeen!

Valin: AYYYYEEEE MACARENA

Perrin: Horrible job everyone

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Dagny: I thought I could stay over tonight.

Cerik: Why?

Dagny: Because we’re boyfriend and girlfriend

Cerik: And do what?

Dagny:

Dagny: I don’t know.