#ch: Avas Galle

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Dia: I prevented a murder today.

Avas: Really? How’d you do that?

Dia: self control.

[choicesenthusiast]

My Two First Loves, Ch. 71-73 AKA Trauma Level 100

What happened this week:

With some time to burn before dinner, partake in a little “indecent exposure”, as Noah puts it, by stripping down and jumping into the frozen lake with everyone. Complete the hike with a mountaintop picnic. I’m assuming everyone’s still cold and wet here.

When the lights go out and Mrs. Jennings asks you to find some candles in the basement, Noah trips and conveniently yanks out a loose brick, in which the very same gun that put a bullet in his body is hidden. Now that’s gotta be traumatizing for him..

Dinner goes about as well as you’d expect when there’s a gun on the table, with things escalating to the point where Jennings calls Noah a big fat piece of “nothing”, practically disowns his son, and surprisingly makes some valid points regarding your flip-floppiness, and your father leaving us in jail for the night. Ava also declares that she is “gay as hell”, and though this should seem like a momentous step for her, everything is already at level 100 that this surprised no one.

Blow of steam and exercise your imagination by chopping some wood with everyone. Imagining your worst enemies as a log you’re currently demolishing is very therapeutic, I know. A good alternative is a baseball bat.

Before Noah can reveal the ever-so-secret deal with Jennings, the bastard has the gall. The audacity. The nerve to have a heart attack. Now that’s gotta be traumatizing for Mason.

In a panic, your doctor dad endangers four teens’ lives by sending them driving for help in a snowstorm. Doesn’t MC carpool? She doesn’t drive, right? So in true Choices fashion, we get into another car crash. Now that’s gotta be traumatizing for everyone. There’s no other way to spice it up. If you even suggest at PB that they create drama in another way, they crash a car into you on the spot.

Thoughts:

What I don’t understand is how long has the gun been there in the basement? Because everyone makes it seem like it’s been there forever, but the cabin was a recent purchase/upgrade, right? I’d ask someone to clear this up for me but frankly, I don’t want to think about it anymore.

After the intensity of the dinner, I found the crash a lot more comical than it should’ve been. Like everything else is so ridiculous that of course it happens. But I guess that’s what happens when you go driving in a snowstorm. Don’t drive in snowstorms, folks. Take it from me, a Canadian.

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Avas: Sorry I was weird, but you invoked a topic I am incapable of being normal about.

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Avas, completely overwhelmed: Will do!

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Dia: Avas, you’ve ingested a dangerous amount of alcohol.

Avas: The only dangerous amount of is none!

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Syrus: Why do you always see the worst in people?

Avas: Because people are the worst.

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Perrin, watching Jackal go feral: Do you think you could take him?

Avas: Yeah.

Perrin:

Avas:

Perrin:

Avas: Oh. You meant- yeah. Yeah I’ll go.

Perrin: Oh my god.

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Syrus: Can we stay with you tonight?

Perrin: Both of you? What happened?

Dia: Someone was stupid enough to play around with a ouija board and cursed the entire house.

Syrus: Avas wasn’t any help. She doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so she’s just throwing salt at them yelling “does this look like a hotel to you!?”

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Valin: I really like this whole "good guy, bad guy" thing you guys have going on.

Avas: It’s not a thing, Syrus is knife happy and I’m not.

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Avas: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Dia: Really? Name one law

Avas: Don't kill people?

Dia: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Dia: So, uh, you guys comin' to my party?

Avas: Who?

Dia: You guys.

Avas: It's just me— *notices the mirror beside Her and fist bumps it* oh what up, you going?

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Syrus: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Avas: Twelve, actually.

Syrus: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Avas: Yours!

Syrus: That's right: no one's.

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Avas: I made tea.

Dia: I don’t want tea.

Avas: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Dia: Then why are you telling me?

Avas: It is a conversation starter.

Dia: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Avas: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Dia, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!

Avas: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,

Avas: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!

Dia, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

Avas: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!

Avas: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND

Dia, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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Avas: Welcome, fellow idiots

Dia: Hello, Avas

Avas: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Dia: You underestimate me

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Sevisa: Hey I’m taking a shower, want to help me out? ;)

Avas: …Have you never taken a shower before?