#cg pyro

[severeacrophobia]

We are making a card game for TableTop Simulator with my boyfriend and here is the main nine, buildings, a mercenary and some dude wth he doin here

The rules are more like the rules in the Inscription, you can consider that this is a reskin, but with the characters of my friends. And mine ofc.

In the future, there will be many more cards, of course.

And here are the card backs ^

I guess that's all I wanted to say....

*peep*

[saccharineboy]

Cg/Little Friend!Pyro

You are in a party with them🥞🎂🍓🔥🧨🌈🦄

[tiny-mercs]

Hello! This a tf2 blog based on agere (age regression)! All littles (and others) are allowed on this blog as long as you don’t bring hate and keep the interaction safe for work! This blog is inspired by those hazbin hotel agere blogs that started popping up! (This blog is not a requests for writing blog.)

I am allowed to not answer asks. I’m human too. It also may take me awhile to answer asks. I’ve been quite tired as of late.

Whenever I respond as just the mod, I’ll do it like this!

This blog is supportive of all kinds of regressors! I have no issues with asks about padded agere either! Some of the littles on this blog are padded!

All 9 mercs are on this blog! Some of the mercs are regressors, some are flips, and some are caretakers so I’ll list them here! I’ll only be doing the mercs because they’re the only ones I’m really able to write.

Scout: Little. 5-7

Soldier: Flip with little lean. 4-9

Pyro: Little. 1-5

Engineer: Caregiver.

Demoman: Flip with caregiver lean. 6-8

Heavy: Caregiver.

Medic: Cargiver.

Sniper: Little. 3-6

Spy: Caregiver.

Anon list: 🧸,🪣, 🎠, 🌙, 🪐, 🌟,🌲, ⚾️, 🧶

Have a good day everyone!

[justafoxkit]

TF2 Agere oneshots

Part three: CG! Medic x Masc little

Possible TW: brief discussion of parental trauma

"There we are, all fixed!" Medic declared, stepping back. Pyro giggled and clapped their gloved hands after inspecting the Hello Kitty bandaid on their arm. They skipped towards the door gleefully, where Engie was waiting for them.

"Ah! Don't forget to grab a candy on the way out!" Ludwig called, and the regressed Pyro squealed at the mention of sweets. Engie chuckled, raising a brow at the doctor.

"You spoil these kiddos, Doc." He commented, voice lacking any malice. Ludwig smirked.

"Ja, of course! Why do you think I'm the favorite?" He retorted with a grin. Dell scoffed, shaking his head with a smile. Pyro scurried back over to him, showing off the lollipop they'd grabbed. The pair left the medbay, their conversation fading. Once he was sure he wouldn't get any other interruptions, Ludwig turned his attention to his own little one.

Being team medic was a busy job, and he sometimes felt bad that he couldn't give exclusive attention to his little boy. His little one was sitting at a table in the corner, coloring silently while chewing on a teether. The Medic smiled softly, strolling over. He peeked over his little one's shoulder, frowning.

He was drawing himself, sitting alone with a sad face. Two other figures stood on the other side of the page, and Ludwig recognized them as his biological parents. He'd seen a picture of them, unfortunately. They bore angry expressions, seemingly yelling at the child. As Medic watched his little one draw, a few teardrops hit the paper. A small sniffle told Ludwig that his sweet baby was in distress. He clicked his tongue soft, trying not to let the harsh flinch bother him too much.

The Medic sat down beside his boy and sighed. The little slowly pushed the paper away, as if he'd be punished for having it. They sat in silence for a long while, Ludwig fighting the urge to scoop him up and cuddle him close. His little one was skittish, still getting used to regressing around him; he didn't even have a nickname for his caregiver yet. Not Dad, or Papa, or Dada, nothing. And Ludwig was perfectly ok with that. He understood that parental figures were a source of trauma for his little, and if he wanted this to work he had to respect the boundaries. Still, it made Ludwig sad that his sweet baby didn't trust him yet.

"Bad memories?" He whispered. His little one was quiet, but nodded. The Medic offered his hand, which was hesitantly taken by a much smaller one.

"I know, Baby Bird. I'm so sorry I wasn't there to protect you. But hey, you're not there anymore, Ja? You're safe now, you've got me, and I love you so much. You know I'll never let anyone hurt you?" The little glanced over at the paper, then slowly looked up at him with teary eyes.

"No yell?" He whispered. Ludwig shook his head, smiling sadly. Archimedes flew over and landed on the table in front of them. The bird cooed worriedly and let the little boy pet him carefully.

"See, Archimedes agrees! Such a protective big brother! He'll peck whoever tries to yell at you. And then I'll give them a good... talking to." Ludwig declared with a grin. The little boy perked up, offering a rare smile.

"Kee' me safe?" He asked. The Medic's gaze softened, and he gently brushed a strand of hair from his face.

"Always, my sweet bübchen. Always." He promised. The little boy looked away, then took a deep breath and surged forward to burrow into Ludwig's arms. Ludwig gasped, immediately taking his little one in his lap.

"Oh, my baby..." He crooned, kissing his head and sighing. His little baby hugged him back tightly, and Ludwig could swear his heart stopped as a faint whisper met his ears:

"I love you, Papa..."

[little-tf2-time]

Hello hello!

Welcome in!

Welcome to my very own TF2 AGERE RP BLOG!!

This blog will be centered around my own headcanons for the characters, including agere/petre/agedre related headcanons, gender/sexuality headcanons and personality headcanons!

Of course i will try to keep their personalities as close to canon as i can when running this sort of blog, but theres going to definitely be a lot out of character most likely!

More about the blog (dni, how this works, who all is able to answer questions, etc!) Under the cut!

Anon names though first : ✂️ anon/anon✂️, blossom🌸

Who all can you send asks for?

You can send asks for;

The mercs (spy, scout, engineer, pyro, heavy, medic, soldier, demo, sniper)!

Miss pauling!

Saxton hale!

Only red team right now, but im working on some ideas for blue team which could be added later!!

How does this work?

Its rather simple, just send in an in character ask and youll get an in character reply!

If you send a not in character ask, or an ask towards me or about the lore, ill answer accordingly!

You can send the requests to specific characters, just specify who!

Sadly right now there wont be any art to go along with it but theres a chance ill start adding some if i can later on :)

I will be starting a headcanons/fics/oneshot blog too, so you can also send questions there when its up, but i dont mind answering them now!

Is there a story or plot to this?

Sorta yes! The main idea is the usual, the merce live in the same house/base and hang out out of work! Only differences is that miss pauling lives there too, and saxton lives close enough to come by a lot!

This is set in the red base specifically, where its much warmer and sunnier!

In this, red team is the originals and blue team are slightly tweaked clones! Its confusing and wont be brought up much though. The blue team acts different and have different likes/dislikes, and they live in a very cold area.

What you should know about the cloning thing is that the spys are both fathers of their respective scouts, red spy and red scout and blue spy and blue scout! Scouts ma does sorta know about the clones, she just chooses not to think abt it too much /hj

Who regresses in this? Why? To what? (+ pronouns)

(Thisll be long hang in there)

Scout (he/they) - age regressor and babysitter! He regresses usually around 4 to 8 usually, but some days he can get down to 2. His main cg is engineer but he also likes to be cared for by spy

Sniper (he/him) - flip! He regresses to around 5 or 6 usually, only gets littler under high stress. He mainly likes being cared for by heavy, but doesnt mind to be babysat by saxton or engie

Pyro (they/it) - age regressor and temporary babysitter sometimes! Has the biggest age range, 1 to 15, but usually stays in the 5 to 8 range, but sometimes dips all the way to 1 or 2. Their primary cg is engineer, and they are almost always a bit little honestly, they also love being babysat by heavy and medic!

Engineer (they/he) - flip with caregiver lean! He doesnt regress often and he even less will he let himself be cared for without a fuss, but when he does he goes veeery young, 0 to 3 at best! Hes a very warm father cg though and the main one for pyro and scout

Spy (she/he/they, fluctuating preference) - flip, but also caregiver lean! When he does regress she regresses to 0 - 2! Otherwise their the primary caregiger for miss pauling, secondary for scout, and usually the most prepared one

Heavy (he/they) - sorta flip? He regresses so rarely that its only been around medic, not many of the of the others even KNOW he regresses actually. He regresses around 0 to 1, and its usually an extreme stress regression. Though when hes caring hes one of the best! Usually just a babysitter to most, but the main cg to sniper

Medic (it/he/they, no preference) - flip again! Hes both an age and pet regressor. He regressed pretty young, 2-5, and pet regresses into a dove/domestic pigeon! When he cares hes decent at it, a little scary sometimes but hes improving! He usually is the doctor for many stuffed animals and their littles (colorful stickers gallore with him)

Soldier (it/they/he) - age regressor and pet regressor! Age regression to around 6 to 10 usually, and pet regresses to a raccoon and puppy! Main cg is saxton, but often settles with engie happily

Demo (he/they/xe) - age regressor and sometimes babysitter! Regresses a lot due to being drunk, or being hungover. Usually regresses to about 2 to 7

Miss Pauling (she/they) - sorta flip! She regresses more then she acts as a cg but shes absolutely fine with babysitting! She regresses very young, only around 0 to 6, and a lot of the time she'll slip when stressed or overly tired (she has to be dragged away from her work a lot too)

Saxton (he/she) - caregiver and babysitter! Main caregiver for soldier (being the only one who can keep up with him) but has babysat all the frequent regressors! Hes the least prepared but the kids have fun! Usually is called "uncle" by most

Dni!

Basic dni criteria (terfs/homophobs/racists etc)

Anti agere/petre

NSFW accounts of any kind

Ddlg and any varient

Pedos/zoos whatever just those kinda people and anyone who supports them!!

Gross people

I will delete asks or comments, or ignore messages if they are blatently harmful and are intended to hurt

[azuresky-agere]

💥 Carmendeiiii drop CG Diluc taking care of a sick regressor headcannons And My Life, Is Yours!!! (Please :3)

of course!!

contains: Sick!Regressor (can be reader, can be a specific character, idm) and Caregiver!Diluc!

-𖥔-

•The second that Diluc notices that you are ill, you both kinda know that leaving the winery is a bad idea. Mainly because you regress the second that you feel ill.

•Even if you do manage to get out of the winery, you hardly get far before a concerned father comes to check on you! Maybe a staff member reported a "rouge kiddo" among the grapevines, maybe not.

"You should be resting." his voice is concerned- and he has every right to be. You've been feeling under the weather for a good while. He scoops you up, and watches carefully for any sign of protest - he knows that touch can be annoying on rare occasion. Once you show content in the comfort of his arms, he carries you to the winery. "Let's get you all cuddled into bed, mhm? I can have Adelinde bring you some warm milk, if that would help."

•He's basically a walking, breathing source of heat (thanks to the pyro vision), so it makes sense that you'd be attached at the (literal) hip of him whenever he's nearby. If he puts you down for a split second to grab a snack? Tears flow, and he has no choice but to pick you back up.

•Knows that you don't hold much energy while sick and little, so any games that will be played are very basic - usually just colouring or doodling at your own pace, or listening to Diluc talk nonsense numbers to himself as he does paperwork with you cuddled in his lap.

•If he has to step away for any period of time, his coat is provided to you.

"You want to be dada's guard? I can give you my coat, and you gotta make sure nobody will take it, mhm? I'll be back in five minutes, my phoenix.

•the BEST at getting you to take your medicine. He'll have you take it at a specific time of day, and he'll even compromise reasonably, if you are feeling particularly fussy that day.

•Will bottlefeed/spoonfeed you if you need that!

[d8tl55c]

what if VI part 3 is just a weird fever dream flashback of all the reasons victim thinks he's right and his actions are completely justified

the first bit exactly explains how he survived his Flash file deleting, logically and clearly (clinically? detached from the emotion of the experience?), but the animation quality and/or style and tone are completely different to recent AvA, like something's missing, or this memory isn't all there anymore.

and think Meet the Pyro level of over-positivity in the beginning

leaning the ways of the city. snippets of how Rocket Corp. came to be, then built up over time.

maybe the mercs are victim's buddies like how orange has CG (credit for this idea to someone else.. ill find it... ghhgh it's a fanart post i think? i saw it so long ago.....(edit: so so sorry it's hopeless it's buried DEEP in my likes and i can't find it on vic or agent's tags- if someone else knows what it is that'd help ill link it later ANYWAY))?

most importantly, he learns that he's got charm and a knack for bringing other people together to do what he wants

interspersed with more and more doubts that are, at first, crushed into nothing - he'll never forget why he's doing this - but are getting louder in his ear

until the first test of the Box or a similar prototype of one of his worrying technologies: it goes bad.

unnamed worker 427 gets hurt in some horrifying way or whatever.

it's vic's call whether or not to continue.

this would be the first big step in the right direction, but is it... y'know... still the right direction?

vic realizes the little voice buzzing furiously in his ear all the time is too appalled to respond.

it's quiet for once.

huh. that's... nice.

they go ahead.

unreality of the vfx, editing, sound effects gets way worse from here. the colors are too strong or too washed out, there's tunnel vision vignettes hiding just enough detail from view to let you imagine what might be back there, and reports from hundreds of tests of various tech that you'd REALLY WANT TO GO 100% RIGHT with long sections redacted, and a thick sharpie lying next to the stack on vic's desk.

the only actually nice parts are like... slice of life of the nice parts of working in a big office building. setting up fun stuff to keep employee morale up (inspiration: RC company event shirts made by someone else lol) and such. but it's never too long before the work continues.

and things are going perfectly to plan.

...

whatever is left of the "voice" that was keeping him in check is now small and helpless

and he HATES IT FOR THAT

HE IS NOTHING LIKE (HE USED TO BE) THAT PATHETIC CREATURE

sometimes he practices fighting in his head with vicious fantasies of beating it down-

.

cough

uh,

anyway im curious about his perspective on all this

the description saying, "Anything goes, in The Box" on part 2 was SO CHILLING when i noticed it(!!!!!!), not to mention the contents of the ep itself- and id love a microscope pointed at his head, in a fic or somehow jammed into canon.

his favorite weapon is a WHIP guys?????

WHAT is going on in there

[agereoneshots]

Cg! Engineer fixing a Regressed Pyro's plushie? I love when engineer is like a dad to pyro it is very cute.

(Engineer is the team dad...and mom.)

Pyro frantically knocked on Engineer's door. Engineer opened it.

"What's wrong, firebug?" Pyro held up their unicorn plushie which had a tear down the seam of it's leg.

"Aww. Did she get hurt? Bring her in, I'll fix it right up." Engineer led Pyro into the room. Engineer took the plushie and sat at his desk. Pyro sat on the bed and watched.

"Do you think she should get a bandaid after?" Engineer asked. Pyro nodded.

"How about you pick it out?" Pyro clapped and ran over to the box of colorful bandaids Engineer sat out. Engineer went back to stitching up the plushie's leg.

"Annd...done!" Pyro quickly put the rainbow bandaid they picked out on the plushie's leg.

"Hmm? What's that?" Engineer held the plushie up to his ear.

"She said thank you for the bandaid. That one's her favorite." Pyro clapped their hands.

[sillysaurus]

kins

jason - craig of the creek

toki - metalocalypse

topher bus - clone high

donnie - ROTTMNT

raph - 2012 TMNT

todd harper - the harper house

comfort characters

könig (cg) - call of duty

eyeless jack (cg) - creepypasta

laughing jack (cg) creepypasta

sundrop and moondrop (cgs) - FNAF

idia shroud (cg) - TWST

nanami (cg) - JJK

aaron - the mitchells vs the machines

pyro (little) - TF2

jax (little) - TADC

morty (little) - rick and morty

yellow guy (little) - DHMIS

rigby (little) regular show

[possibly-god]

Kelly Phillips – the Trapper

(1975 – 9/2000 – 34)

It is practically impossible for a normal human being to reach Tavish DeGroot’s level of drunk – but after that stunt her husband pulled, with a little sympathy and a lot of scrumpy, damn if Linda Phillips-Green didn’t get close.

When Linda discovered the pregnancy, she’d hoped that it was her husband’s, hoped that a baby could pull together their rocky relationship – and then everything fell apart when little Kelly came out the wrong color.

After the divorce, Linda hunted Tavish down for child support and managed to get his address. Unfortunately, Tilly DeGroot managed to get to her letters first – tradition is tradition no matter what her soft-hearted son might think, no contact with the girl until her first explosion.

Despite her strict suburban upbringing, Kelly somehow managed to inherit the DeGroot family eyesight troubles, requiring coke-bottle glasses to see anything more than shapeless colors (though the lenses are as good as any lighter for starting fires).

While helping her mom clip coupons from the Sunday paper, 5-year-old Kelly stumbled across the cartoons of Rube Goldberg. Over time, amusement bloomed into interest, and she began using toys and trash to build prototypes – and brainstorm pranks.

Needing a respectable way to get her crazy kid out of the house while she worked, Linda enrolled Kelly in the local Girl Scout troop when she was 7. She hoped the organization would give her some discipline – the activities just gave her more ideas.

As the chubby, dorky, four-eyed illegitimate biracial daughter of a WASP-y divorcee with a complex about their tax bracket, Kelly, unsurprisingly, carries a lot of insecurities – her inventions provide her an escape, an outlet for all her pent-up energy.

Before the REDs showed up, Kelly was instrumental in the kidnappees’ escape plan – no one bothers to check the 4th grade Girl Scout’s bag for duct tape, twine, firecrackers, and a Swiss army knife.

It takes Demoman a while (and a bender) to come around to having a kid, but he eventually sees through his own guilt and shock enough to get to know Kelly as a person – he sees a lot of himself in her, for better or worse.

Kelly gets a lot of needed encouragement on base – Hedy and Engie provide inventing mentorship, Scout emphatically endorses her pranking skills, and Pyro throws “girls nights” for her and Rosa.

One could argue the REDs indulge her creativity a bit too much, with some of her designs looking less Home Alone and more Saw – though when OHM comes knocking again, some of those more intense creations come in quite handy.

As soon as OHM is squared away, Demo has three priorities – getting visitation and custody established with Linda (Soldier is his lawyer), getting his mother into assisted living (keeping his child from him was the last straw, she’s out of his house), and getting sober (ish – it’s Demo).

In high school, Kelly joins the theater department as a tech and quickly makes a name for herself between inventive stagecraft and running tech rehearsals like the navy (her “firework shop explosion” in You Can’t Take It With You was distressingly realistic, but not real enough for Granny Tilly’s approval).

During her brief stint in film school, Kelly watches MacGyver religiously, critiquing his technique all the while.

Despite dropping the diploma, Kelly Phillips-DeGroot becomes a big name in B-movies, creating low-budget high-impact practical effects that blow audiences away and elevate box-office bombs to cult classics (she gets an offer from KNB EFX, but the big time just has too many rules).

Entering the “sci-fi future” of 2000, Kelly hits a CG-induced career slump and starts feeling nostalgic for her roots, inventing and improvising for function over flash, letting her creations run wild without needing to pump the brakes – so when old friends from TFI come calling, she happily changes tracks and joins up as the Trapper.

Next up – the world’s most silent six-year-old…

TF2K Master Post

[baby--b4t]

Could I get a mini fic of cg!Kaeya with a shy little one? (Toddler regressor) where the only people the little one will actually speak to are Kaeya and Diluc [for reasons unknown to everyone but Kaeya, Diluc can sing the little one’s favorite lullaby and has], everyone else gets whined and ‘no’ as responses.

of course you can get a kaeya fic >:D hes so squishable and big brother coded (even if hes little too)!!!!!!!

live laugh love kaeya <3

Today started out like any other day for Kaeya. Morning patrol, grabbing a bite to eat at Good Hunter, then retreating back to his office to go through any paper work he had assigned to him. Well, thats how it usually goes, at least. Today he had a little friend accompany him with his tasks.

Kaeya had first seen you on his morning patrol, you rushing to him in a panic. You had a small run-in with a pyro slime and wasnt prepared to deal with it. Kaeya quickly took care of it, though, checking that you werent badly hurt before he arrived. Upon seeing you were okay, Kaeya offered that you stay with him until you both got back inside the city. Of course he knew you would end up staying longer.

Kaeya got you a bit of food from Good Hunter before taking you back to his office. He already had a few items in there for you since he seemed to babysit you so often. He got you set up and playing with a few wooden figures so he could give the small pile of papers on his desk some attention.

You had started to wander a bit, something Kaeya never worried about. He knew you would stay inside the building and wouldnt enter anywhere you werent supposed to be. It didnt take you long to find yourself in the library, gazing upon all of the books available. You crouched down in the childrens section to look at a book that caught your eye. A deep blue book with silver accents. You were caught up in your own world with the book, not noticing when Lisa approached you. She knew about your regression, keeping an eye on you when Kaeya couldnt.

“Well hello there, darling.” Lisa greeted, crouching down to get on your level. “Have you found a book?” Her head tilted slightly as she spoke. You seemed to just stare at her as if she had just told you she was Barbados herself. It didnt take long before some small whines began to come from you. You moved away from Lisa a bit, clutching a small stuffed animal in your arms.

“Noo- Wan' Dada..” You whimpered, looking around the library as if Kaeya would magically appear and save you. Lisa gave you an empathetic look, knowing you practically refused to speak to anyone except Kaeya.

“Its alright, sweetheart. Kaeya is just in his office.” Lisa started, contemplating offering to read with you. She figured that would scare you more, so she gave you a better offer. “Would you like to take this book to him? Im sure he would love a little break from working.” Her hand outstretched to you, giving you an choice in what she would do.

It took a bit of courage to do, but you took her hand and stood up with her. Lisa made sure to be gentle with you, understanding your hesitancy to even look in her direction.

“Oh, Kaeya~” Lisa called out in a sing-song tone, opening the door so you could go charging in. “I think theyve found a book I think they would like you to read to them.” She explained, a small chuckle leaving her as she saw the way you looked at him.

“Is that so?” Kaeya asked. He looked back at you, then looking down at the book. “‘A Captains Stormy Night’? Well, seems like were going to have to get cozy for this one, wont we?” He gently helped you into his lap, keeping one arm around your waist to keep you steady. The book opened and revealed some of the pictures within.

“Once upon a stormy night…” Kaeya began reading to you, his tone changing depending on the mood of the page. He read the story of a pirate Captain who had gotten lost at sea and had to push through a nasty storm. You kept asking questions, scared for the pirates safety, but Kaeya reassured you the story had a happy ending.

The storm would pass and the Captain would see land on the horizon, now having hope instead of spiraling fear. Kaeya closed the back cover of the book, looking down to see you curled into his arms, eyes closed. He let out a soft chuckle before giving you a small kiss on the forehead.

“Sleep well, little flurry.”

[gold-rhine]

So i run kaeya with cg right? Do i look for higher atk stat or upping my cdmg as much as i can? I only do about 5-7k nas and 11k e's when they crit TT

oh sorry i didn't notice this ask, i'm answering so late

first of all, "running kaeya with cg" is not enough info, what kind of team are you running. there are like dif teams for dif purposes

1. kaeya freeze is good for sustain dps, overworld content with groups of freezable enemies. i personally like farming mats with that team. kaeya - cg - hydro - anemo on VV. apply cryo, swirl cryo with anemo to get VV shred and also group enemies, hydro, cg E, kaeya burst, auto attack. the goal is not do 100K on single auto attack, which like. You won't. My ayaka on mistsplitter does like 9-10k on na. The goal is to have sustain dps, with kaeya burst and auto attacks being damage. this generally shreds freezable grouped enemies in seconds. Esp if you have kazuha who can group and add buffs, my kaeya's e does like 14 on crit unbuffed and ~30k buffed. also, this team doesn't need you to build both kaeya and cg for damage, it only needs one character on field. its generally kaeya bc cg is claymore and shatters freeze. like idk how shatter centered teams are supposed to work, google if you want, but then kaeya probs should be off-field. the point is that you only need one of them on blizzard set built for damage and be the one auto-attacking. my cg is literally lvl 60 on noblesse with sac greatsword. for the stats, since its freeze and you should be on blizzard, you can have super low crit rate, esp if you have kaeya C1 that gives +15% free crit rate against cryo-ed enemies. So generally 20-30% crit rate from substats is gonna guarantee actual like 90-100% crit rate with cryo res and blizzard buffs, which gives you space to build BOTH crit dmg and attack. like the more you have of both the better. Generally good freeze build should have like at least 2k attack and 200%+ crit dmg

2. against the unfreezable enemies like bosses or in content that requires a lot of DPS, melt is actually a popular meta team that can 9 star abyss. it literally carried my dehya asdfgh. anyway, its cryo-cryo-pyro-pyro, usual variation is kaeya-rosaria-bennet-xiangling, but you probs can play cg instead of rosa? idk haven't tried, but don't see why not. i use ganyu burst instead for second cryo and sometimes kazuha, but need to be careful that the burst infuses with right element. for melt you don't want 4piece blizzard, bc enemies won't be frozen obviously, and you want EM as well as attack, and higher crit rate. 4 piece gilded dreams can be good, or 2 piece blizzard 2 piece EM set, like gilded or wanderer. Everyone should have AT LEAST 100 EM.

3. hyperbloom + cryo. you just take a hyperbloom team and use kaeya as on-fielder. this team is unironically so good against enemies that can be frozen, like i absolutely refuse to fight the consecrated beasts with anything else. this abyss i just played kaeya hyperbloom on one side and ganyu hyperbloom on the other on first chamber bc FUCK them shits. hyperbloom is broken and easy to build, and freeze adds so much comfort on top of that.

tldr kaeya freeze is a comfy brainded team for groups of enemies, like overworld exploration and farming, its purpose is not do nuke numbers on a single attack, but sustain dps against helpess frozen enemies. kaeya melt is high dps team that can do big nuke numbers and is good on bosses and abyss.

[justafoxkit]

TF2 AGERE ONESHOTS

Part one: CG! Sniper x gn little

Possible TW: mention of his gun

“Alright, almost done.” Sniper mumbled as he worked. His trusty rifle was laid across his lap, being cleaned after yet another job. He was finally home, sitting in a lawn chair outside his camper as the sun set. The rest of the team was milling about; they were planning to have a cookout to celebrate a successful mission. Mundy paused his thorough cleaning to inspect his work. Satisfied, he set the rifle aside and leaned back in his chair. He closed his eyes and listened to the sounds of his team, their boisterous presence soothing.

A small tug to his arm had him peeking one eye open.

“Well, hello Mate.” He said, a grin spreading across his face. He already knew exactly who it was. Sure enough, his little one was rocking on their heels beside his chair, stuffed animal in tow. Mundy sat up and stretched.

“Bet you were bored while we were gone, hope ya didn't get up to too much trouble.” They giggled and hid their face behind their plush friend, and Mundy chuckled.

“Cheeky little wallaby. C’mere, I missed ya sweetheart.” He held his arms out, accepting his eager little one into his lap. He held them close, sighing and rubbing circles into their back.

“So, what did you get up to?” He asked. His little didn't answer, nibbling at an apricot shaped teether. Ah, nonverbal today. Mundy smiled softly and kissed their temple.

“No words today? That's alright. Just a little joey, huh?” They giggled, beaming up at Mundy. He cradled them close to his chest, sighing contentedly.

“So, does that make me the Mum? Am I the Mum kangaroo? Maybe I oughta get a pouch to carry you round in. You'd like that, eh? To just be swaddled all day?”

Mundy’s little one babbled at him, chewing at the teether and playing with his sleeve. He sighed and shook his head fondly. So sweet…

Things would be chaos later, as the team converged on their location and Engie would have to hold a very enthusiastic and very regressed Pyro away from the fire pit, but for now all was peaceful. It was just the setting sun, the Sniper, and his cheeky little wallaby.

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

Coping (for dummies)

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/48546322

by Im_only_an_author_because_of_trauma

Scout has a bad day. Medic gives him a book. Scout can't read. Engineer reads it with him.

(How Engineer became Scout's Cg. How Scout became an age regressor. How Medic started it all.)

Words: 865, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Other

Characters: Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Scout (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Spy (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: Engineer & Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Engineer & Scout (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Heavy & Medic (Team Fortress 2), Scout & Spy (Team Fortress 2), Engineer & Spy (Team Fortress 2), Scout & Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Scout Doesn't Know Spy Is Scout's Parent (Team Fortress 2), Spy is Scout's Parent (Team Fortress 2), Age Regression/De-Aging, Age Regressor Scout, Care Giver Engineer, Medic knows what he is doing, Minor Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2), If You Squint - Freeform, author is projecting, Autistic Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Autistic Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Scout Has ADHD (Team Fortress 2), Scout Has Issues (Team Fortress 2), Dyslexic Scout (Team Fortress 2), Non-Binary Pyro, Found Family, LITERALLY, Scout Learns Spy Is Scout's Parent (Team Fortress 2)

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/48546322

[azuresky-agere]

Could I request a minific of little Ayato with cgs Ayaka and Thoma? Maybe him getting overworked and slipping because of that? Thank you!

foams at the mouth

Little!Ayato + CG!Ayaka & CG!Thoma - Overworked Ayato.

"Let's take shelter for the time being. Don't worry, one of my people will be here with umbrellas momentarily."

Mentioned ship (briefly): Thoma x Ayato

─ 𖥔 ─

The first time Ayato did "it", he had to get help. He was rather confused at first- and with good reason. "Age regression" was the act of acting like a child would- but Ayato wasn't a child. He trusted Thoma. He trusted his beloved with his life, even more if that was possible.

But now? It was happening again. That...feeling of lightheaded-ness. It felt like all his thoughts were growing distant, which was not something he wanted in the middle of ever-so important paperwork.

...perhaps he'd been overworking himself a little too much as of late.

A knock on the door interrupted what little thoughts he held, and he glanced at the door. He picked up his writing utensil in an attempt to make himself look busy, and let the person in.

It was Thoma.

"Good evening, my lord!" he smiled.

"Greetings, dear." he smiled. Much to his amusement, the pyro wielder planted a kiss on his forehead. He is unsure what came over him at that moment, but he giggled at the action.

Something he would not usually do. He loved Thoma to death, but the aforementioned "laugh" erupted more as a "squeal" than anything.

"Oh?" he chirped up, sitting opposite from him. "Is this my little guy?"

Ayato gave a scoff, albeit a playful one- no ill intent behind it. "Not at all."

"Not if I got you a new toy?"

"Toy?" the other perked up. "I suppose I'd be interested...especially if it came from your hands."

The housekeeper quickly handed him a box- with the contents making a small rattling sound inside. If Ayato wasn't regressed right now, he's certain that the sound made him small as ever.

Removing the paper which concealed the bow was a rather tedious task, but after receiving some assistance from the other, it was no longer an issue. Inside the box, however?

It was a rattle.

Thoma quickly picked the item from the box, allowing the younger to see the item in it's full glory. The rattle itself was rather childish, perhaps too childish for him, but he didn't mind. It was rather...big, seemingly commissioned. The sound seemed to entice him, and suddenly, any thought about doing "big work" and writing was thrown out of the window.

"Sound...!"

"Do you like it?" Thoma questioned, handing it back to the little. He nodded, and gave it another shake, before squealing.

"Mhm! We go show it t' sis?"

"Absolutely! She's the one who gave me the idea for the item- and commissioning the item raised...questions from a few people, but it was all worth it for my little guy!"

Thoma was always like this- willing to embarrass himself for small regression items. Diapers, pacifiers- and even using the rattle as an example- he seemingly didn't mind.

And this...this is why he loves Thoma, among a billion other reasons.

[agereoneshots]

I LOVE UR TF2 ONESHOTS SM UR A RLLY GOOD WRITER, can I please get a agere pyro fic with cg heavy and medic?

(thank you so much for the compliment!)

Medic and Heavy were enjoying some time together in the medbay when someone knocked on the door. Medic got up and opened it.

"Ah! Pyro, what a wonderful surprise! Do, come in!" Medic happily let them in. Heavy looked over and quickly noticed the balloonicorn plushie they had. While it was clear Pyro always enjoyed things often considered childish, they only took Lulu around with them while regressed.

"Little fire! Come, join me!" Heavy called them over. Pyro practically bounced over and sat in his lap. Pyro began enthusiastically explaining...something. Heavy wasn't the best at understanding Pyro due to the gas mask they always wore, but he was certainly getting better!

"That sounds great Pyro! And when is Frau Lulu's birthday?" Medic asked. Pyro ran over to a calendar in the room and pointed to a day in the next week.

"Ah! Quickly then! We must prepare!" Heavy gasped. Pyro nodded. Medic found some spare paper and crayons.

"Pyro, I believe you would be best for making the inventions, ja?" Pyro clapped and happily took the supplies. Heavy and Medic began discussing what they should do to help with LuLu's birthday party, Pyro interjecting with their opinions as well as LuLu's opinions.