agereoneshots
Age regression oneshots
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This is a blog for my random age regression oneshots from various fandoms! I also accept requests! Request are CLOSED
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agereoneshots · 7 months ago
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little spy decorating with engie please?
(This was probably a Christmas ask but considering I first clicked "answer ask" in April and didn't touch it again until June, I'm just going to make it a generic non-descript holiday.)
"Papa! Papa! Papa!" Spy repeated cheerfully. Engineer looked up from cutting out the paper decorations to see Spy proudly holding up some that he colored in. They aren't bad, considering Spy's current headspace, but they are not done with the same level of skill that he would have use had he not been regressed.
"Good job, kiddo. Can't wait to see them hankin' around the base!" Engineer patted Spy's head. Spy got up and ran off.
"Hey! Don't be climbin' on the ladder by yerself!"
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agereoneshots · 9 months ago
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May we get some Blu Medic regressing mid battle and Red Med comforting him please?
(At first I call them BLU Medic and RED Medic but I do change to calling then BLU and RED respectively.)
BLU Medic sighed. It's been a while since he's regressed. The last time he regressed, he was with the RED Engineer while on that mission together. Now, both teams were back together to fight off a hoard of robots. Annoying but easy...right?
It was not easy. BLU was hiding behind some structure, hand over his mouth, trying not to sob as he was regressed. He was maybe a few months old but he was too panicked to really focus on figuring out a specific age at the moment.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING DUMMKOPF!?" RED Medic shouted at him. BLU covered his ears, shaking and crying. He heard boots running over to him.
"What are you doing!? Get up!" RED stared down at him.
"S-scary..." BLU didn't know why that was his response, baby brain maybe, but it was. After a moment, BLU felt a hand on his shoulder.
"You are little, ja?" RED asked softly. BLU nodded.
"It is alright. The battlefield is stressful. Let's get you somewhere safer." RED helped BLU to his feet and lead him away from the battle, protecting him as they went.
"We can rest here until the battle is over." RED said as he tousled BLU's hair.
"Danke..."
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agereoneshots · 9 months ago
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may I request a TF2 scenario where both Medic and Heavy are little, however medic is significantly younger and Heavy is rather little as well but there's no caregivers around so Heavy needs to watch over Medic while little until a caregiver is able to help them
Medic was just a little baby today. Heavy went to him because he felt little, right at the cusp between toddler and child, but found him alone as a little baby. This wasn't right! Heavy decided he was going to be Medic's caregiver until he can find an adult!
Heavy has been taking care of Medic for the past hour and still no caregivers have shown up! Heavy decided to take matters into his own hands. He picks Medic up and begins searching for a caregiver. It takes a while but he eventually finds Engineer in his workshop.
"Engineer!"
"I'm busy."
"Medic is baby!" Engineer looks over. Medic is sucking on his pacifier, a sign that he is in fact baby.
"Why can't you watch him?"
"I'm little too." Engineer sighs.
"Get over here."
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agereoneshots · 9 months ago
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little Stanley wantin to spend time and be snuggly wwith cg Narrator,?? :00
Stanley fidgeted with his hands.
"Something wrong Stanley?" Stanley held his hands towards the ceiling, signally that he wanted The Narrator down with him.
"Ok. Give me a moment." Soon The Narrator walked into Stanley's office. Stanley looked up at him while sucking on his thumb.
"Ah. Should have known you were little." The Narrator took Stanley's thumb out of his mouth. Before Stanley could get upset, The Narrator put his pacifier in his mouth. Stanley made grabby hands at The Narrator.
"Ah. Of course. You want cuddles."
Stanley grinned. Now The Narrator could never leave! Not that The Narrator did, but its the thought that counts.
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agereoneshots · 9 months ago
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Some tantrum comfort pls? (Any Vox Machina character will do)
I sorry if I request too often!
-🌸
(You do not request too often!)
"NO! NO NO NO NO NO!" Percy screamed. Vax sighed.
"What's wrong? Can you at least tell me that?"
"NO!"
"I'm starting to think you're being fussy for the sake of being fussy." Vax picked up Percy and began rocking him. After a while, Percy calmed down.
"Can you tell me what got you so upset now?"
"Don't 'member..." Vax sighed.
"Be glad you're cute."
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agereoneshots · 9 months ago
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Little Stanley’s having a not happy and is crying/having a tantrum in the broom closet, and CG Narry helps him calm down with some soft baby talking
(I came up with the idea while listening to a tsp narrator storytime asmr, really enjoyable to listen to while little. I really like opening when he hums and repeats hello a couple times, if you could include something like that, that would be nice. Thank you so much, sorry for this being long)
(I did include ONE swear that is slightly directed at Stanley (its more targeted at the broom closet) but The Narrator doesn't realize Stanley is little at that time.)
"Stanley, please do not go into that FUCKING closet!" The Narrator practically screamed. Stanley didn't listen and slammed the door behind him. He slid down to the floor, sobbing. The Narrator stopped.
"Stanley?"
Stanley did not respond. The Narrator sighed and came down to the parable. The Narrator walked over to the broom closet door and knocked gently.
"Hello? Hello? Stanley? May I come in?" Stanley whined. The Narrator opened the door, stepped in, and shut the door behind him. He sat down next to Stanley, pulled him in his lap, and rocked him while humming.
"You haven't had a good day today, have you? I know, sometimes you just can't handle things and all your big emotions come out. Its ok, I'm here. You are so cute, you know that? Just the cutest little baby ever!"
It didn't matter to The Narrator if they stayed in the closet all day, as long as Stanley was happy.
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agereoneshots · 9 months ago
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Lloyd having a meltdown bc of sensory overload :(
Everything was just too loud, too bright, and just too much! He didn't want this! Lloyd ran.
"Lloyd? Lloyd?!" Kai ran around a little panicked until he found Lloyd.
"There you are greenie. I was worried. I'm guessing things got too much?" Kai sat down on the floor next to Lloyd. Lloyd nodded.
"Anything you want to help?"
"P-paci? A-and...heavy blankie?"
"Of course."
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agereoneshots · 9 months ago
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Jay is makeing a Lil potty chart for himself and ironically enough he forgot to go while makeing the chart which kai find a bit funny but he also felt bad for poor jay
(oh no. It is a little funny but poor little baby Jay.)
Jay began crying. He didn't mean to have an accident, he just got distracted! Kai was embarrassed by his potty chart so Jay wanted to make one for himself. Kai had to cover his mouth to stop himself from giggling at the irony.
"It's ok Jay, we won't mark this on your chart, ok?"
"B-but...it happened!"
"Yeah but I should have had us take breaks. It's my fault."
"Ok..."
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agereoneshots · 9 months ago
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small pyro finding one of the mercs even smaller and upest from a nightmare, so they try to play something like peekaboo with them to cheer them up?
Pyro toddled around the base. Technically they weren't supposed to be up since it was the middle of the night, but they didn't want to sleep! Pyro paused when they heard crying. Was someone else up? Pyro toddled over to the crying and found Scout. Oh no! Pyro toddled up to him. Suddenly, they got an idea. Pyro covered their eyes, asked Scout where he went, and uncovered them with a muffled 'peekaboo!'. Scout giggled a little. This game continued until Scout was no longer crying. Pyro then got on the floor next to Scout and cuddled with him.
That morning, Engineer found Scout and Pyro asleep, cuddling together in front of his door.
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agereoneshots · 9 months ago
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heya 👋 um I remembered seeing a petre post here for Zane❄️ and I was wondering if you could do another one? It was a really cute idea that I would like to see again! If you don't mind that is
(Ngl, I had to search for the mentioned post.)
Zane yipped at Jay and tugged on his sleeve. Why wasn't he playing with him!
"Just a moment! Let me clean this up!" Jay laughs. Zane yips again. Jay finally finishes and looks over.
"Oh you're still in your gi! Let's get you into your fox onesie!" Zane yiped again. He loved his fox onesie! It was so soft, made him feel extra fox like, and it even had a tail so when he wagged his butt, he wagged the tail!
"Lets go!"
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agereoneshots · 9 months ago
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Caregiver gaster hcs? I imagine he's a bit out of his depth but trying his best and he comes across as sterner than he means too but makes up for it by spoiling his little with gifts and weird inventions :>
Very much out of his depth
Better with regressors that just want someone to watch them rather than regressors who want/need someone to actively care for them.
Does better as a babysitter than a long term caregiver.
He is trying his best tho
He gets worried when you cry.
Really good at singing and knows a lot of nursery rhymes.
makes little trinkets for you. He tries his best to make them age appropriate but struggles a bit with baby-toddler ages.
if he has to take care of a regressor, he makes sure he has a pocket full of candy
Padded and Accident related hcs under the cut!
You have to tell him how to put on a diaper or pull up the first time but after that he's fine with doing it in theory. In practise he's a little...hesitant. He gets used to changing over time
He gets annoyed by accidents but its just annoying to have to clean them up and tries his best to not aim his frustrations at the regressor.
After an accident, he always gives you a treat after wards to help calm you down.
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agereoneshots · 9 months ago
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can we get more of all the mercs being regressed at the same time?
Spy whined. Everyone was always so loud! He was the youngest, only a few months old, while everyone else was at least a toddler. He started sobbing. Medic walked over.
"Spy? What's wrong?"
"L-loud..."
"Oh. Here, I know a quiet room." Medic led Spy away from everyone else. Medic stopped when they couldn't hear anyone.
"Here! Do you want anything?"
"Blankie?" Medic left to go find Spy's blankie, which was being used by Sniper, Demo, and Scout for their pillow fort. They were willing to give it to Medic but only if he could give them a pair of noise cancelling headphones for Scout. All of them were being used except Heavy was willing to let Medic have his if Medic could get him a specific teddy bear. The specific teddy bear was currently being used by Engineer as a prize for a game he and Pyro set up where you had to collect all of Pyro's hidden balloonicorns. This was somewhat easy except for the fact that Soldier was guarding one and wouldn't let Medic have it unless he beat him at a game of War. Overall, it took Medic two hours to get Spy his blankie. Spy happily took his blankie from Medic and curled up on the floor for a nap.
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agereoneshots · 9 months ago
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could you do any characters you want but cg taking care of their injured kiddo whos super embarrassed they got hurt please?
(Any characters I want? Damn. Thats giving me too much power. I chose Sons of Anarchy because I doubt that I will ever get a request about them.)
"Juice, what happened?" Chibs asked, a mix of concern and annoyed. Juice quickly hid his arm.
"Juice. I've asked you five times now." Juice slowly held out his arm which had a huge cut on it.
"Oh what did you do lad?"
"Twee..."
"Oh, you fell while trying to climb a tree? Any other injuries?"
"Bruised my leggie..."
"Hmm. Not much I can do about a bruise. Doesn't look like you'll need stitches so just cleaning up some bandages will do."
"Tank yous."
"Next time, just tell me that you're hurt."
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agereoneshots · 9 months ago
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Saw your kitty!Spy post! So cute!
Now heres, the real question, what is the chaos or cuteness that would come out of a playdate with Kitty!spy and Puppy!Soldier?
Solider barked at Spy. Spy mewled. The two stared at each other. Engineer watched them.
"Is this how y'all're gonna play?" Engineer asked, snickering. Spy bravely crawled over to Soldier then bapped him in the face. Soldier bapped him back.
"Oh don't fight." Engineer picks up Spy. Soldier whined.
"What? Oh. You two weren't fightin' you two were playin'." Engineer placed Spy back down. Spy crawled over to Soldier and the two began play fighting.
"Just don't hurt each other."
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agereoneshots · 9 months ago
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Narry stops little stanley from wandering up the stairs and/or into the escape pod :3
"Stanley. We are staying downstairs today." Stanley pouted. He didn't want to play downstairs, he wanted to go upstairs! Stanley had only managed to crawl up a few steps before he was stopped by an invisible wall. Stanley pouted.
"Stanley, I already told you. We are staying downstairs today." Stanley pouted and hit his hands on the ground.
"Stanley." Stanley continued to throw his tantrum. The Narrator is not pleased. Once Stanley finally calmed down, The Narrator spoke again.
"Finally calmed down?" Stanley pointed at the stairs again. The Narrator sighed.
"We're staying downstairs." Stanley tilted his head.
"I'm fixing some bugs upstairs and I don't want you to get hurt." Stanley finally decided to go back to playing with his toys.
"Thank you."
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agereoneshots · 9 months ago
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Can you do a fic where regressed Willow accidentally calls maxwell dad
I’m sorry this idea has been on my mind forever lol
Maxwell kept an eye on Willow as she toddled around him.
"Don't go too far."
"Okie dad!" Maxwell stopped. Did...did Willow just call him dad? Maxwell couldn't help but smile. His smile dropped when he saw a tentacle about to attack Willow. Using what little shadow abilities he still had, he was able to quickly pull her away.
"Willow dear, are you ok??" Maxwell asked.
"Mmmhmm!"
"Please, stay by my side, ok?"
"Okie dad."
Maxwell couldn't help but smile. Maybe he was doing better.
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agereoneshots · 9 months ago
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All the ninja getting ready for Christmas!!
(chismis. Also sorry this is so late.)
"What are you all doing?" Nya asked.
"Christmas!" All of the ninja shouted in unison.
"I see." Nya giggled.
"Made ookies!" Zane smiled. The cookies were made of play-doh and only vaguely resembled the shapes they were supposed to be.
"Good job! They look so tasty!" Nya praised.
"I got da lighs up!" Jay pointed at them. They were barely hanging on.
"Good job! So pretty!" Each ninja keep showing off what they, poorly, made and Nya compliments them everytime.
"I think this Christmas is going to be the best Christmas ever!"
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