#ceshire cat

[thegamingcatmom]

Okay but we gotta talk about these-

Just look at those talons, imagine the heavenly backscratches they´d give, reaching all those good spots. Softly raking through your hair, lulling you to sleep. You´ll never have to waste time trying to open any kind of wrapping or packaging ever again, absolute bliss-

However-

Can you imagine these anywhere near, let alone in your cooch?

This is a rhetorical question. I´m well aware of its answer.

Right, me neither.

Neither can our dear Drama Queen, who is, in this very moment, trying her damnedest to get that through the thick skull of her demonic roommate.

"No. Sharp. Will make ouchie-"

-and gesturing wildly with both hands.

A red head slowly tilts to one side, and it looks like there might be something going on up there, can almost see the gears turning, surely this time-

This time Maggot Momma understands - of course! Why didn´t she think of that? You´re such a clever girl, aren´t you? Of course you are, her darling mate-

She´s gripping the first nail, starting to pull-

"Wait, what are you ohmygod WHATAREYOUDOING-?!"

The first nail´s come off then, thrown carelessly somewhere, already on to the next one, so impatient, so eager to-

Crawl into you and be with you and around you and all over you now and forever-

One hand´s almost done now, only the pinkie left-

-not anymore.

Keep going!

Momma hurries to take care of the rest, the clock´s ticking - tick tock. As convenient as her regenerative abilities turn out to be in most situations, right in this moment she finds them to be anything but, seeing as it gave her only minutes until her nails would be as good as new, perhaps half an hour at max, gotta be fast-

Almost-

Rip!

Rip!

Rip!

At last!

Wearing a grin that could rival Ceshire Cat´s, she turns to you, breathing heavily, nailless hands held up high, looking most proud, utterly demented-

Not that you were able to see any of it, seeing as you had passed out halfway through.

Leaving behind a rather confused Maggot Momma.

...Does that mean she won´t get to crawl into you now, or-?

...

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A/N: I dunno what just happened.

[aminaascericworld]

my avatar - coded ceshire cat interpretation #aliceinwonderland #cheshir...

[machetelanding]

[forget-me-nights]

When I hear people say shit like "cats are evil and cannot love" or "you can't teach cats anything"

All I'm hearing is

" I don't know how to be patient and kind enough to someone with trust issues. I cannot handle it, if someone doesn't immediately obey everything I say. I like it even less when that someone has a life outside of me and my control"

I'm not saying dogs are easy to raise. What people don't seem to get tho is that if you love and care for either of them, both can be fun to play with and be teached tricks

And that's the tea for caturday

[jm-chrome]

Happy Lunar New Year! 🧧🎆

[eleafy-blog]

[wonderlandanonymous]

[bugbreach-art]

Wow!! LooK AT THOSe SUUpER RaNDOM SKeTcHES”!! OOOHH BOOOII!!!

[strangestcase]

Opinion on the queen of hearts? What do you think she could symbolize to a child? Was i the only person who was and still is haunted by the part where she wants to decapitate the Ceshire cat but cant because was just a head? I wasnt worried about thw cat, i just get a really creepy weird feeling whenever i read or see or remember that part.

AAAAAH THE QUEEN OF HEARTS! She’s an amazing character and I really like her!!! Lewis managed to create an antagonist that is both hilarious and creepy and the funny and scary parts don’t cancel out each other.

The Queen of Hearts is a reference to an admittedly pretty dark nursery rhyme that has since become less well known. After all, a lot of elements in AIW/TLG don’t make sense to non-1860s audiences, much less if you don’t have the context of Lewis’ personal life and friendships to back your readings up.

To me, the Queen of Hearts represents authority, particularly seen from a child’s point of view. I am not entirely sure if that was the real authorial intent, but I say death of the author and express only my reading, which is that the Queen symbolizes adult demands that, to Alice, are completely non-sensical… though all of AIW/TLG’s nobility represents authority and it’s many facets in some way. The Red Queen is a strict preceptor, the White Queen is a friendly mother figure, the Duchess is an abusive caretaker that doubles as an overbearing moral guardian, and the Queen of Hearts is the sort of authority figure kids can’t understand. She is angry, but Alice can’t figure out why. She wants to have everyone, even disembodied heads, decapitated, which Alice finds ridiculous. She never comes through with her threats according to both the King and the Griffin. And for some reason she really likes Alice, who doesn’t like her back, or at least at first, before she starts questioning the dreamworld’s warped justice system.

To me, the AIW/TLG shared dreamworld represents life seen from Alice’s perspective, though they are distorted as nightmares tend to be. If Alice has some authority figure in her life she can’t understand or whom she thinks is unreasonable yet still tolerates her conditionally (such as a teacher or a family member), those feelings have been sublimated into the Queen of Hearts.

(I can’t get the part in which Alice compared the Red Queen to her private preceptor out of my head, and I think this comparison gives a bit of credence to my hypothesis- though, in-universe, the Red Queen is Alice’s black kitten, so it’s unclear just how real the dreamworld is! And the Hunting of the Snark’s out of universe’s existence implies the dreamworld isn’t just a figment of Alice’s subconscious.)

In short I have many thoughts about the Queen of Hearts but overall I can say she’s got a bomb aesthetic and is rather disturbing for a relatively non-threatening villain.

[fordoggo]

Miraculous Ladybug Headcanons

Prompt: What happens when these lovely characters get jealous?

Adrien:

"Excuse me, but I need to talk to Marinette"

"Oh it's important? Don't worry, I can wait"

Stands next to Marinette closely.

"I'm not interrupting anything right?"

"I am? Oh I'm sorry" He mutters and walks away and hides behind a wall or something.

Stalks their entire conversation with his creepy ceshire emerald eyes.

Marinette:

"Gah! Adrien is going on a date with her! How do I sabotage their date?!" Quickly grabs phone and types out the question in Google.

"Aha!" Grins mischievously.

"Okay girl, you're starting to sound like a Yandere"

"Alya, do you happen to be accepting paid articles about making a certain girl having a serial killer background? I'll pay you a ton!"

"No"

Plagg:

"Hey Tikk- Sugar cube, who is he?"

"He's just a what? Familiar, heard that line somewhere and what he said was the exact opposite of what he thought"

"Sorry, Sugar cube is busy. Please go, bye bye little nerd"

Plagg hastily grabs the female kwami's hand before flying through a door, leading them to Marinette's room.

"Plagg what's wrong with you? That was my brother!"

"Your.... B-brother?"

'dang it' he thought. Now he'll never get her family's blessing.

And he called him nerd.

Tikki:

"Plagg, stop flirting. We need to do our jobs"

"Jealous? I'm not jealous! You're just flirting! You Flirt too much"

"Stop it, Plagg. Go back to her if you find me annoying"

"Sorry for scolding you, you can go back now"

Plagg doesn't go back, instead he smirks at her and placed his short arms around her.

"Jealous, Sugar cube"

"Fine. I was"

ChatBlanc:

Will literally cage her waist while glaring at the man from behind with his icy eyes. He glared threateningly when the said man just took one step.

"Hello -hiss- D-did he just -hiss-" Hisses like a cat, and bares his teeth.

"Chat, you're scaring him"

"He's barking?! I thought cats were supposed to-" Chat suddenly lifts up the bluenette and walks away casually.

[thecampfirestory]

Ok I know we said that Roman was the Ceshire cat, but PLEASE consider : Roman as the mad hatter. Why? Tea parties

AW TEA PARTIES YES DGHDDH

[kllsworn]

Every  AU version of Zack is just perfect.

Werewolf? Fuck yeah! Ceshire Cat? Yes yes yes.Waiter? Sure why not? Delinquent? Omg pls. Knifethrower? perfection. 

[oya69]

Sonali Vajpayee & Ceshire Cat - Teri Meri (harika hint şarkısı)

[royallyprincesslilly]

OH MY GOD!! Chapter 15 of quarantine!!! Woman!!! I swear I looked like the Ceshire Cat reading this, that’s how big my smile was. The sex hangover, the XLD.. yes.. yes [nodding head] Skeet skeet on the face.. YES! Running from the d.. YES!! The nonstop cumming. YEESSSSS!!! My vagine was girl did you 👀 and I’m like “yes girl I did!” then boom with the angst. AhhhHh I can’t even handle! Take a bow. You did the damn thing. My face hurts from smiling. And Chris can carry his rass scunt (suck teeth)

🤣🤣 She did have a sex hangover! LMAOO @ XLD and skeet skeet on the face. Yooo, you’re trying to kill me right now.  🤣🤣

I’m glad you enjoyed the chapter. We can’t have pleasure without the pain, right.  🙃

I’m screaming at rass scunt! Big up to the island girls! Bup, Bup! 

[rawrxdtakos]

whos your favorite fictional cat? like garfield or meowth

HMMM OOH OOH CESHIRE CATT!!! :DD

MOEWTH IS ALSO RLLY GOOOD