#cesare/jafar

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Work in Progress tag game

Share the last line of your work in progress, then tag as many people as there are words in it.

Tagged by @zebsfloppyears! Thank youuu <3

“Come, let us not waste our energy. Let’s go to bed.”

Tagging: ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO DO IT!!

[loflight501]

Chapter 7 is up!

Taste So Sweet

Taste So Sweet

Pairing: Jafar/Cesare (Kenzarelli Joe/Nicky)

Fandom: Aladdin, Non Essere Cattivo, The Old Guard

Summary: After a long journey, Jafar is starving. But despite his hunger, he's old enough to be a little picky. He wants someone beautiful, young, special to feed on tonight. Unfortunately, the streets of Ostia are uncooperative. No one really strikes his fancy until he catches sight of a beautiful boy with sad eyes.

Written for @topjoediscord Spooky Top Joe Bingo. Fills: Praise Kink, Vampire, Predator/Prey

Written for @marwan-simposium Kinktober. Fill: Dirty Talk

Read it on Ao3.

[hotvintagepoll]

Sid James (Hell Drivers, Carry On Camping, Carry On Doctor, Three Hats for Lisa, Bless This House)—Sid James has the kind of scrungly face that looks like a guy has spent his youth boxing but now breeds canaries. Yes, he became legendary as the kind of bloke who is always happy to eye up the ladies and pull a fast one on the system, but he could also do terrifying gangster and comforting dad who might grumble a bit but will always be there for his family.

Conrad Veidt (The Cabinet of Dr Caligari, The Man Who Laughs)— oh my god look at him in Caligari. I specifically said that he's from this because him as Cesare is just. MMMMM. he's so wet and sad and scrungly. and little. he's like a kitten left alone in a dark alley except he's also killed people (not his fault). something wrong with him (Cesare). as for Conrad himself. oh my god look at him... them big ole eyes and the walk of some fucking thing creature

This is round 2 of the contest. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. If you're confused on what a scrungle is, or any of the rules of the contest, click here.

[additional submitted propaganda + scrungly videos under the cut]

Sid James:

Conrad Veidt:

I mean just look at him. The wet cat energy. The ghostly eyes. He did the monster mash before anybody. Where would we be today without him, he even has one (1) song on spotify. I regularly forget he's dead and wonder what his next movie will be. He slays in any role. The Ultimate Skrunkle.

He's the ultimate scrungly to me, the basis for many of our scrungly guys today. he's so skinny and pale and he wears so much eye makeup

He was THE bisexual goth tumblr sexyman of early film. Seriously the old timey Tumblrinas would send him fanmail about wanting him to choke them. He inspired the designs for the Joker and Jafar,and was nicknamed the “Demon of the Silver Screen” for his horror roles. His first wife divorced him for crossdressing. Hitler sent him hate mail for speaking out about antisemitism. He really loved his wife and told the Germans to go fuck themselves when they threatened his job if he didn’t divorce her for being Jewish. Just look at me and tell me this guy isn’t scrungly he’s like a personification of the emo kid from Horton hears a who

[cw the below clip depicts assault/abduction and could be scary for some viewers]

[countandra]

[filmicgreyscale]

The Pop-Culture Legacy of Conrad Veidt

The Man Who Laughs (1928) - Batman #1 (1940)

A photo of Veidt in his makeup as Gwynplaine was used by Batman creators Bill Finger, Bob Kane, Jerry Robinson as the basis for the Joker’s physical appearance. The Man Who Laughs would also be an inspiration for 2019′s Joker, with the filmmakers unaware at the time of the connection that already existed between the film and the character.

Edward Scissorhands (1990) - The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)

There are actually a number of characters that can trace their origins back to Cesare, and many many more who were influenced in turn by Edward Scissorhands. German Expressionist films (like Caligari) and the Universal Monster movies were among the many inspirations for the design and characterization of Edward.

The Thief of Bagdad (1940) - Aladdin (1992)

The Thief of Bagdad was a major influence on Aladdin, with the villain of Grand Vizier Jafar (spelled Jaffar in the Thief of Bagdad) being lifted wholesale from the older film.

[kenzarelli-intothemultiverse]

Badge List

Below is a list of all the badges you can earn for this event! While only fics, art, and transformative works are eligible for the other prizes, we encourage other types of creative fills such as fic recommendation lists for badges.  Multiple fills of the same prompt are encouraged, and you can also combine more than one prompt in the same work. We ask that works that combine prompts show additional effort.

Character badges

Include at least one of the listed character to earn these badges.

Fandom Bicycle (Fabio, Primo, Majid, Jafar)

Fill in the Blanks (Roberta, Gabriele, Malik, Matthias)

Hello Daddy (Valerio, Paolo, Adrian, Daan)

Criminally Adorable (Ettore, Cesare, Pierre, Rico)

Cinnamon Roll (Guido, Milton, Richard, Emre)

Hello Darkness My Old Friend (Mickey, Diabolik, Idris, Tom)

Prompt Badges

The Great Kenzarelli Orgy - Include at least 3 Kenzarelli Characters

Trailblazer - Create for a ship that doesn't currently have anything

Where's Joe/Nicky - Include a Joe/Nicky cameo

New Guard - Write a Kenzarelli character becoming immortal

Imposter Syndrome - A Kenzarelli character impersonates one of their doppelgangers

"Special" Badges

Fabio's Talent Show - Collaborate with another creator

Expanding the Multiverse - Write a fic using other TOG crossover characters (e.g. Atomic Blonde's Lorraine hooks up with Red Sparrow's Ivan)

The Great Kenzarelli Master - Earn one of each badge

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Ultimate Crossover AU

Read explanation about the pairings under the cut.

The Crossover AU  in which each Marwan characters has his own Luca from their movie I’ve watched so far.

1.       Pierre x Roberta [Murder on the orient Express x L'ultimo Terrestre]

The softest pairing because both of them are good people who deserve so much love, bond over their love for their mother, clearly love at first sight, meet on the train. A lot of sweet things, rainbow and sunshine pairing, compliments each other daily, calling each other “love” in each other language and super understanding, got married after six months dating and stay together till old and gray.

2.       Daan x Paolo [Hartenstraat x Il Padre D'Italia]

They fall in love through online dating website.  Paolo just recently adopted a daughter and doesn’t really know what he is doing so he is panicking and want to meet someone online that probably can help him a little bit since he doesn’t really have many friends. Paolo dating profile  “not really trying to find someone in particular because I just recently adopted a daughter,  if anyone wanted to share some tips and willing to be the lending ear of my distress I would be more than happy to have a friend like that” and Daan clicked on the profile because of those sweet smile and beautiful eyes. They bond through Daan amazing skill in taking care of kid because he has his own share raising Saar alone to give some tips. They decided to meet up for real after chatting back and forth and Paolo is a goner because Daan got a killer smile ready with the kind eyes, he knew at how all the single moms on the block gets their ovaries warm and melted when Daan smiled at them. Not to mention he loves his daughter so much and always talk about her so freely, Paolo seeing Daan with his daughter really what made Paolo sure about being with him. Paolo is super shy around Daan, like Daan compliment everything about him but he still find it’s hard to believe in his words even though he literally look like the sweetest thing in the world especially when he wake up in Daan’s arm after gentle slow sex in the morning. Daan would be like “my love haven’t you see yourself in the mirror?”. They are the most wholesome parents after they got married. They are both sappy romantic couple that love their daughters so much.

3.       Majid x Martin [Martin Eden x Wolf]

This pairing is full of angst, misunderstanding and a lot of fighting, Martin clearly use his words to hurt Majid and Majid sometimes can’t help his anger issue so Martin got the slap sometimes in which Majid will keep asking for forgiveness, angst without happy ending it seems with this two. They met at the restaurant near the dock, a few table a part from each other, feel attraction and have one night stand, then they meet again and they were young so they fall hard and they were in love. At first it was easy, just the two of them, they decided to move in together but after a year when money becoming the issue and Majid start getting back to his street way of making money so he could put food on the table and Martin with his own issue, the self doubt , he just want to write but he thinks the world is a sickening place, they start to question about why they still stay together if the conversation always end up in arguments. Always angsty hate fuck with this two when both feeling nauseous afterwards. Majid would hug Martin from behind after they both spent and sweaty from the aftermath and they would murmured while cuddling up in each other arms with words that could cut hearts.

Majid : I can’t quit you but you make me sick, sleeping with you made me sick but I hate you so much because how much I love you.

Martin : You don’t love me for who I am . You want me to change in order for you to give me just some fragments of affection that I barely even get from your rough hands and how you beat up the world and make your own laws.

Majid : You would know better about the state of the world if you didn’t live too long in your idealistic fictional world in your head, step out side and look around you, this world is not getting any better, I work like that so you can live your dreams but you see what I did for you like a disease. 

Martin : Love is not for someone like us, You are too careless about this world and you see me as a joke even from the start, how could you expect me to stand by when you stomped all over my feeling.

Majid would force Martin to look at him while he said those words and Martin would cry and they would kiss again and fuck again and hate each other again, repeat.

4.       Fabio x Jafar [They call me Jeeg x Aladdin]

Fabio who craved for power finally had his wish granted when he found Djin jafar lamp. He rubbed on the magic lamp and had the powerful Djin under his command to do whatever he wants. The unstoppable evil power they would have together. They would rule the world together, a lot of evil laughter, the world will enter dark age, they would be so happy together in their own evil way. Also alot of weird kinky sex. Involved a snake.

5.       Cesare x Rico [Non Essere Cattivo x Bloedlink]

Cesare and Rico a total mess. Cesare trying to find away to sell more drugs and Rico with the idea of kidnapping a girl for some ransom. The quick money they could have and what they should do to get it that’s what they are talking about during breakfast,  dinner time or after sex pillow talk. Briefly meet in prison but wasn’t close but know each other, see each other again at a bar and somehow whey they talk outside they have the same idea and can easily connect so they hit off and start dating. The problem in their so wholesomely in mess relationship is Cesare addiction, like Rico is okay with all the other crimes they committed together but to see Cesare losing himself to drug abuse was hard, they often fight because of the drugs. Probably end up in prison again together (happy ending) or..one of them or both of them get shot during one of their crimes (the sad ending version).

These pairings probably will change if I watched more of their movies and find more suitable characters. I just want each of them to have their own pair. Joe x Nicky infinite alternate universe.

Actually have soft spot for :

1. Majid x Roberta

2. Majid x Fabio

If Roberta wasn’t paired with Pierre I would give her to Majid and if Fabio wasn’t with Jafar I think Majid also really suitable for him. There are Primo, Mickey, Fabrizio, etc to consider but we can talk about them later. I just love Crossover AU so much.

[aikainkauna]

@ushas42 reports on her Halloween. The spirit of The Prettiest Girl in Berlin is well and truly still making things ~*fabulous*~ upon our good green Earth. :’)

The best thing about this is that he would have been *so* proud, for real. :3

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Lista de identificação

Hades/Sheol Von Strucker - Hugo Vianna

Perséfone/Dakota Aksoy - Patricia Aguillera

Tânatos/ Ender Kaya - Theodore Kaiser

Hercules/ Hector Bartosz - Harry Black

Mégara/ Narcisa Cromwell - Margarita Chaves Vianna

Athena Triton/ Maribel De La Cruz - Allison De La Cruz

Emily Van Dort/ Zoey Fischer - Emilia Fortune

Glinda/ Cornelia Altopiani - Glenda Alvez

Fiyero/ Fuego De La Mora - Francis D’Amour

Elphaba/ Nittha Bextiyar - Elena Briar

Oz/ Han Seo Joon - Oscar Kim

Amadora - Amarante Arcane

Chapeleiro maluco/ Edward Maddox - Edmund Mayfair

Alina/ Fedora Volkov - Alice Vasquez

Cheshire/ Lotus Lux - Camilo Lucero

Valete de copas/ Nathaniel Duke - Nicholas Doux

Rainha Iracebeth/ Queenley Cyrene - Isla Carmine

Henry Jekyll/ Callisto Elsher - Horacio Eckel

Edward Hyde/ Morpheus Elsher - Esteban Eckel

Lewis Robinson/ Cody Jefferson - Lucas Jones

Claude Frollo/ Damien Donadieu - Cesar Durand

Franny Robinson/ Filippa Demarco - Felicia Declan

Egeu/ Frederick Balthazar - Edgar Beaumont

Musa da música/ Liana Goldleaf - Larissa Green

Mula sem cabeça/ MC Muller - Maria Christina Moreira

Rita Malone/ Ruya Perihan - Rita Porter

Rosella/ Reyhan Durmaz - Renata Dias

Hawthorne/ Florencio Romanis - Helio Ruas

Rei Shiver/ Leo Herrera -  Silvio Herrera

Sugar Plum/ Sydney Taylor - Susan Thorne

Mãe ginger/ Jolene Turner - Gretel Taylor

Glimmer/ Ceyda Ozdemir - Giulia Orvalho

Wendy Darling/ Holly Moore - Willa Marshall

Gancho/ Kartal Bartosz - Kieran Black

Vidia/ Kitana Vega - Valesca Vesper

Nebula/ Eden Allard - Nicole Albuquerque 

Park Kitae - Kayn Lee

Havoc/ Pietro Ness - Heracles Newton

Lyria/ Regina Whisper - Luiza Woods

Peter Pan/ Reve Von Strucker - Pietro Vianna

Tinkerbell/ Tifanny Griffin - Tabitha Galahad 

Alana Triton/ Aethra Waller - Arabela Willson

Arista Triton/ Felicity Waller - Astoria Willson

Andrina Triton/ Fiora Waller - Alexis Willson

Adella Triton/ Kyra Waller - Amanda Willson

Attina Triton/ Rory Waller - Ananda Willson

Aquata Triton/ Star Waller - Aqua Willson

Ariel Triton/ Winter Waller - Anika Willson

Rei Tritão/ Titus Waller - Travis Willson

Romeu/ Alejandro Marino - Rodrigo Mattias

Aurora/ Alina Belenus - Amara Beau

Jafar/ Alvah Isra - Joel Isra

Sarah Sanderson/ Ashia Devlin - Sophia Scott/Amora Dupree

Mary Sanderson/Elizabeth Villiers - Madalena Scott/Eliza Valente

Winnifred Sanderson/ Circe Von Stein - Wanda Scott/Celia Verah

Adam/ August Duppont - Alastair Donavan

Belle French/ Ayla Andrews - Anne Arcane

Bloody Mary/ Barbara Harvey - Mary Harvey

Drácula/ Cain Dalbert - Dorian Diamandis 

Fada Madrinha(Corinne)/ Clio Cheong - Calliope Cardoso

Gato de botas/ David BOTZBERGER - Davi Borges

Dorian Grey/ Draven Mortimer - Diego Caixão (Quem pegou a referência pegou)

Diaval/ Dwayne O’riain - Derek Oswald

Hansel/ Eamon Karkaroff - João Karkaraoff

Espelho Mágico/ Elena & Elliot Kwon - Esther e Elijah Karter

Sophie Hatter/ Ellowyn Hwang - Sophia Heart

Malévola/ Evory Moreau - Marina Marinno

Rainha má/ Hazel Drozdova - Helia Dumont

Flynn Rider/ Isaac Rafiq - Fabricio Rafiq

Gaston/ Javert Allard - Javier Albuquerque 

Mushu/ Lorenz Kwang - Mario Kairos 

Tata/ Lorenzo Rodriguez - Tristan Roosevelt

Principe Kit/ Lucien Yoon - Kaio Yvess

Maurice French/ Mert Bayrak - Matheus Barreto

Marlye/ Nesrin De Vries - Matilda Valencia

Roxelana/ Roxanne Faualkner - Raissa Fagundes

Rasputin/ Ruzgar Olum - Richard “Dick” Ockerman

Celeana/ Sabrina Schneider - Catarina Schneider 

Caçador/ Anthony Mendez - Antonio Bandeiras 

Tarzan/ Tyrone Gallagher - Tyler Garden

Lobo Mau/ Vaughn Huang - Vitor Holland

Godric/ Viktor Burke - Goliath Brooke

Victor Frankenstein/ Vincent LEICHMANN - Vladmir Lensky

Sanderson Soneca/Silas D’Morgan - Scott Donald

Kozmotis Breuner/ Bruno D’Morgan - Kaique Donald

[caesarclowningaround]

Chapter: 24/?? Fandoms: A Dangerous Fortune, Aladdin (2019), Beauty and the Beast (2017), Non Essere Cattivo, Trust, Lasciati Andare Fic Rating: E Ship(s): Mickey Miranda/Jafar/Cesare/Adam/Primo (and every combination there), Jafar/Ettore

Notes: As always, thank you @pigsinablanketfort for being my lovely beta <33

[loflight501]

All the Magic in the World

I wrote a sequel to my Jafar/Cesare fic, Your Wish, My Command for @kenzarelli-intothemultiverse! The first chapter of All the Magic in the World is up now.

The second chapter has (very) NSFW art from @notablogtobefollowedunless. Here's a preview:

Go check out the full artwork on Twitter (but make sure that you're alone because it's spicy y'all).

[hotvintagepoll]

Conrad Veidt (The Cabinet of Dr Caligari, The Man Who Laughs)— oh my god look at him in Caligari. I specifically said that he's from this because him as Cesare is just. MMMMM. he's so wet and sad and scrungly. and little. he's like a kitten left alone in a dark alley except he's also killed people (not his fault). something wrong with him (Cesare). as for Conrad himself. oh my god look at him... them big ole eyes and the walk of some fucking thing creature

Phil Silvers (Summer Stock)—this man has the single most expressive face in all of golden age hollywood (okay maybe second only to Donald O'Connor) and he is such a Perfect counterpart to Gene Kelly in Summer Stock. like, little baby queer lady me had such a soft spot for the funky little comic relief guys and he's the king of them all! his verse in "Dig For Your Dinner" [link] makes me laugh uncontrollably and every time i watch it, my brain plays "YOU GOTTA SEE YOUR DENTIST TWICE A YEAR" on loop for a solid week afterwards

This is round 1 of the contest. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. If you're confused on what a scrungle is, or any of the rules of the contest, click here.

[additional submitted propaganda + scrungly videos under the cut]

Conrad Veidt:

I mean just look at him. The wet cat energy. The ghostly eyes. He did the monster mash before anybody. Where would we be today without him, he even has one (1) song on spotify. I regularly forget he's dead and wonder what his next movie will be. He slays in any role. The Ultimate Skrunkle.

He's the ultimate scrungly to me, the basis for many of our scrungly guys today. he's so skinny and pale and he wears so much eye makeup

He was THE bisexual goth tumblr sexyman of early film. Seriously the old timey Tumblrinas would send him fanmail about wanting him to choke them. He inspired the designs for the Joker and Jafar,and was nicknamed the “Demon of the Silver Screen” for his horror roles. His first wife divorced him for crossdressing. Hitler sent him hate mail for speaking out about antisemitism. He really loved his wife and told the Germans to go fuck themselves when they threatened his job if he didn’t divorce her for being Jewish. Just look at me and tell me this guy isn’t scrungly he’s like a personification of the emo kid from Horton hears a who

[cw the below clip depicts assault/abduction and could be scary for some viewers]

Phil Silvers:

"it's hard to hold the screen against don knotts, but phil manages."

[tobebbanburg]

Now that I’m finished with the Luca Marinelli Multiverse Bingo, I thought I’d collect all most of my prompts together in one master list for those so inclined.

I have loooooved doing this, it’s really helped keep me going through a tough time these last months. The blue markers are conventional fics/drawings, and the yellow markers are anything from memes to poems to videos. Here we go under the read more!

Illness: This also doubled as my “four corners” achievement, combining four prompts into a modern au meet-cute between sex worker!Joe and over-worked Nicky.

Roadtrip: A proposed roadtrip to take in the sights of scenes from Luca’s filmography.

A/B/O(/D): Fabio/Majid/Jafar omegaverse threesome fic.

Ocean: Move over Danny Ocean, this is Marinelli’s 11.

Questionable Style Choices: A fake magazine spread looking at Luca’s look.

Car Sex: Sequel to “Illness”, Nicky/Joe cockwarming.

Wall Sex: Daan/Paolo sex in a tree house fic.

Found Family: Find Nile’s found family in this blatant rip-off of Where’s Wally!

Sailing: You need to understand how much I love sea shanties.

Slapped: Dub-con BDSM between an anthropomorphised Netflix and The Old Guard fandom. Geeked Week let us down y’all.

Smoking: Smoking’s bad for your health, smell some Richard scented candles instead.

Free Space: I used this for “singing”, and it’s a Luca character rap battle.

Gunshot: Cesare/Majid smutty one-shot.

Crying: A set of edits for when you’re crying your best.

Guns: I let my boyfriend make this one, and that’s all I’ll say.

Dogs: 4 times the dog wasn’t technically Primo’s and 1 time it was.

Sunflowers: This also doubled as my “bingo line” achievement, combining a line of prompts together into a ficlet about Primo’s high dream of a talking dog.

Altered State: Cocktail and mocktail recipes along with a drinking game for upcoming film Le Otto Montagne.

Sweaters/Hoodies: Sequel to “Illness”: Joe/Nicky BDSM with a hoodie.

Germany: A playlist of German songs for a selection of Luca characters.

Ass: A snapshot into Guido and Antonia’s relationship.

Pasta: Luca Marinelli characters as pasta types. Spoiler, Ettore is penis pasta.

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A Yanalán se le hunde el Titanic Por @Yosoyjarul / @Soyjarul El Ministerio público depositó la acusación formal en el caso Medusa, en contra de Jean Alain y compartes.Supuestamente hay 41 acusados, 400 testigos, tres mil pruebas,12 y pico de páginas y 22 empresas acusadas, entre las que se encuentra la empresa familiar de Mac and Rulla. Ahora es que se va saber de verdad ¡Si será condenado o quedará libre! -Y digo libre porque en RD puede suceder cualquier cosa- Ahí ta' "aparentemente" ta' cantando to' el mundo. Desde amigos de la infancia de Jean Alain, involucrados en el entramado, que han contado como se armó to' hasta su ex jefe de gabinete cuando era procurador que esta cantando más que "Lago" el loro de Jafar en Aladdín 😂 ¡Jean Alain! ¡Habla tu también Palomo! ¿Te va chupar la cárcel tu solo? Comienza a cantar, fulano me dijo que engavetara el expediente de Odebrecht, Sutanejo me dijo que no agarrara a Cesar, Perensejo me dijo eto' y Fulanito aquello y las cosas se hacían así, así y así. ¡Amigo cante! 🎵 It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A🎵 como si fuera concierto, que a usted lo han dejado solo, no hay ni un PLDhece que lo defienda ¡Hable!😂 ¡Bueno papá! Se te está hundiendo el titanic y ya todas las ratas saltaron del barco 😂 ¿Que pasará? ¡Vealo en la siguiente temporada de Jean Alain, el Ex procurador procurado! Platano que han salio' caro 😂 #yosoyjarul #pesoentero #somospueblo #soyjarul (at Procuraduría General de la República - PGR) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfm5fm7LedE/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[tlmmagazine]

di Marta Zoe Poretti

Con Sabato 19 Maggio si chiude anche l’edizione numero 71 del Festival di Cannes. Splendida Presidente della giuria Cate Blanchett, che ha impresso un significativo tocco #metoo non solo alla cerimonia di premiazione, ma all’intera kermesse.

La giuria (tra cui le attrici Kristen Stewart e Léa Seydoux, i registi Denis Villeneuve e Ava DuVernay ed il divo cinese Chang Chen) ha premiato entrambi i film italiani selezionati in concorso: Dogman di Matteo Garrone e Lazzaro felice di Alice Rohrwacher.

“Da piccolo quando ero a casa mia e pioveva sopra le lamiere chiudevo gli occhi e mi sembrava di sentire gli applausi. Invece adesso li riapro e quegli applausi siete voi, e sento che c’è un calore che è come una famiglia. Mi sento a casa e mi sento a mio agio qui con voi. La mia famiglia è il cinema e siete voi. E Cannes… Questa sabbia di Cannes, penso che ogni granello è importante. Ringrazio tutti: Rai Cinema, Cannes e tutti gli organizzatori, e Matteo che si è fidato… Ha avuto il coraggio, non so neanche io come.”

In queste parole tutta l’emozione di Marcello Fonte, mentre riceve la Palma d’oro per il Miglior Attore da Roberto Benigni. Ancora una volta, Matteo Garrone ha scelto un attore che ha vissuto una vita ai margini dello spettacolo per rappresentare la tragedia contemporanea di un uomo costretto ai margini della società. Il risultato è la variazione iperrealista della teoria del “pedinamento” di Cesare Zavattini: l’autenticità di Marcello Fonte nella parte del Canaro è deflagrante, come la desolazione di un “buono” tanto vessato e solo che diventa protagonista di un assassinio leggendario.

Palma d’oro per la Migliore Sceneggiatura ad Alice Rohrwacher che ringrazia “questa incredibile giuria e questa incredibile presidentessa per aver preso sul serio una sceneggiatura così bislacca”.

La favola rurale di Lazzaro Felice vince il premio ex-aequo con l’iraniano Jafar Panahi per Three Faces.

E’ italiano anche il premio per il Miglior Documentario: La strada dei Samouni di Stefano Savona (presentato alla Quinzaine des Réalisateurs).

La Palma d’oro va al giapponese Shoplifters di Hirokazu Kore-eda (autore di Farther and Sons e Ritratto di famiglia con tempesta, che torna con un nuovo dramma familiare, specchio della crudeltà delle disuguaglianze sociali).

Ecco tutti i premi principali assegnati a Cannes 2018:

PALMA D’ORO PER IL MIGLIOR FILM

SHOPLIFTERS di Kore-Eda Hirokazu

GRAN PREMIO

BLACKKKLANSMAN di Spike Lee

PREMIO DELLA GIURIA

CAPHARNAÜM (CAPERNAUM) di Nadine Labaki

PREMIO ALLA REGIA

PAWEL PAWLIKOWSKI per Cold War

PALMA D’ORO SPECIALE

LE LIVRE D’IMAGE di Jean-Luc Godard

PREMIO PER LA MIGLIORE ATTRICE

SAMAL YESLYAMOVA per Ayka

PREMIO PER IL MIGLIOR ATTORE

MARCELLO FONTE per Dogman

CAMERA D’OR PER LA MIGLIORE OPERA PRIMA

GIRL di Lukas Dhont

La cerimonia di premiazione non è stata solo emozione e amore per il cinema. Asia Argento, prima di assegnare il premio alla Migliore Attrice, è tornata a denunciare con parole esplicite le violenze subite da Harvey Weinstein. Un atto di accusa che non si limita al passato, ma afferma con forza la fine della coltre di tolleranza e silenzio che nel mondo dello spettacolo ha sempre nascosto gli abusi sulle donne:

“Nel 1997 sono stata stuprata da Harvey Weinstein qui a Cannes.  Avevo 21 anni. Questo festival era il suo territorio di caccia. Voglio fare una previsione: Harvey Weinstein qui non sarà mai più benvenuto. Vivrà in disgrazia, escluso dalla comunità che un tempo lo accoglieva e nascondeva i suoi crimini. Perfino stasera, seduti tra di voi, ci sono quelli che devono ancora rispondere per i loro comportamenti contro le donne. Comportamenti che non appartengono a questa industria, che sono inaccettabili e indegni di questa industria, o qualunque altro posto di lavoro. Voi sapete chi siete. Ma soprattutto noi sappiamo chi siete. E non vi permetteremo più di farla franca.”

Cala così il sipario su Cannes 2018, un’edizione che di certo non è stata avara di emozioni.

In chiusura, un irresistibile John Travolta ha presentato l’edizione restaurata di Grease: un grande evento al Cinéma de la Page per celebrare i quarant’anni del Musical che è ormai un cult senza tempo.

E non dimentichiamo il ritorno in grande stile di Lars Von Trier. Dichiarato “persona non gradita” nel 2011 dopo le famigerate affermazioni sull’umanità di Hitler, il regista danese torna a quello che è stato il suo Festival di riferimento fin dagli esordi con L’elemento del crimine (1984). Per il figliol prodigo, non poteva che essere un ritorno esplosivo: all’anteprima dell’Horror di impianto filosoficoThe House that Jack built (con Matt Dillon, Uma Thurman e Bruno Ganz) un centinaio di giornalisti abbandona la sala, mentre la notizia di sequenze pantagrueliche, mutilazioni di donne e bambini riempie le prime pagine di tutto il mondo. Naturalmente, Von Trier resta il Re della benzina sul fuoco: “Non ho mai ucciso nessuno, ma se l’avessi fatto, sarebbe stato un giornalista” – ha dichiarato al quotidiano Le Figaro.

Last but not least: la chiusura del Festival di Cannes è tutta per Terry Gilliam e il suo The Man who killed Don Quixote (L’uomo che uccise Don Chisciotte). L’adattamento del classico di Cervantes, Don Chisciotte de La Mancha, arriva dopo 25 anni di vicissitudini rocambolesche e difficoltà produttive oltre i limiti del surreale. Solo Martedì 8 Maggio Gilliam ha vinto la sua personale battaglia contro i mulini a vento, insieme alla causa intentata dal produttore Paul Blanco di Alafama Films. Superato brillantemente perfino un malore e un ictus, il regista britannico ha accolto con il pubblico con la sua proverbiale ironia: la maledizione del Chisciotte è vinta, ed uno dei film più sognati e sofferti della Storia del Cinema è davvero realtà.

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