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wholesome representation will kill the patient. she needs to torture fictional characters to live
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And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?
Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?
#fresh from the river#sorry just thinking about this and curious#polls#please answer before the curiosity kills me /silly#for me ofc it depends who’s hosting#if it’s family i show up on time to help out#close friends and i’m only a bit late#anyone else and im probably close to an hour ‘late’#mini banger#humble banger#certified banger#lord help me#turned off reblogs cause this seriously got out of hand yall#i’ve got a FAQ somewhere in the reblogs
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now#there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??'#and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies#aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you#so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager#the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience
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i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels
#femmeofhearts thoughts#lesbian#certified weird femme#this is totally not about anything specific that i’m still mad about at all wdym#i love nothing more than to haunt people#ooo yes you cannot escape the thought of me oooooo#femme dyke
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A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:
It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:
So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:
So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.
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do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?
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#asks#anonymous#i feel like you sent this to make me feel better after I was bitching but as a certified 5’4 binch no I do not think height differences#are predatory. thank you for the ask though
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being hot isn't only for pretty people btw
#poll#as the poll maker I can say I am certifiably hot and this is because I have exteme confidence based in nothing#my appearance is secondary to this
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Just found out about the weirdest shark ever
Prickly dogfish
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VEROSIKA MAYDAY, Succubus Pop Star | 2x09 - Apology Tour
"Blitz, there is a crowd full of people here who cared so much they throw an entire fucking party about hating you every year! Do you know how much you have to care to do something as stupid as that?"
#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#verosika mayday#verosika#helluva verosika#apology tour#SHE CARED THAT MUCH ABOUT HIM#SHE *LOVED* HIM OH GOD#I MEAN IT WAS OBVIOUS WITH THE TATTOO BUT HEARING HER VOICE BREAK AS SHE SAID IT#AUGHHH#character spotlight#my gifs#helluva boss edit#helluva edit#FINALLY US VEROSIKA SIMPS ARE GETTING FED AFTER YEARS ON CRUMBS. *CRUMBS*!!!!!!!!!!!#Certified Redemption ☑︎
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If Justin McElroy a 40 year old cis white man from West Virginia can casually come up with the sentence "boys of all genders" then i think there is hope for us all in this transgender world.....
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hey it’s okay. maybe you’ll feel better if you imagine your OCs in fucked up situations
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made a lil thing
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Titans: ...what do you have there, Roy?
Roy: oh! This is my daughter, Lian! Say hi Lian!
Titans: She doesn't much look like you...
Roy: oh yeah she takes after her mom more
Titans: and who is she?
Roy: Chessire
Titans: ......the assassin who has tried to kill us so many times?
Roy: Yep!
Titans: ......okay, warn us next time when you get into a relationship, please-
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Roy: Hey! I know it's been a while, but I thought I should tell you, I'm dating someone!
Titans: oh, we're happy for you! Who is it?
Roy: Red Hood
Titans:
Roy:
Titans:
Roy:
Titans: .....the same Red Hood who cut off people's heads and put them in a bag, attacked the Tower and has tried to kill or maim Batman and everybody else in Gotham multiple times?
Roy: Yep! 🥰
Titans: .......we are sensing a pattern here and it's a worrying one-
#roy harper the certified villain fucker#he has a very specific taste#dark haired criminals with a traumatic past whose names start with a j#everyone: roy blink twice if you are in danger#roy: awww guys he isn't like that anymore-#everyone: he shot someone in live tv last week!#roy: everyone makes mistakes! and the guy didn't even die!#everyone: THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER#roy: YES IT DOES#dc#jayroy#roy harper#jason todd#arsenal#red hood
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There are two types of people in this world
Those who go feral as soon as they hear the opening to Rasputin by Boney M.
And those who are wrong
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