#certified Gucci gang

[generic-whumperz]

OC in 3

Choose 3 pics to represent your OC

Oops, I got overly excited and made 10 three-picture collages

Omg thank you @mj-iza-writer for the tag! I am honored that I came to mind! 🥹

No pressure (& open to anyone interested!) tag: @rainydaywhump @eatyourdamnpears @clairelsonao3 @dresden-syndrome @lights-out-knives-out @snakebites-and-ink

| Aid Masterlist | Aid Character Sheet | Character Info

Soooo, I know I’m supposed only to pick three pics, but honestly, I simply cannot (I know, no surprise there). I have been wanting to do a vibe photo dump for The Aid (the Whumpee & title of the story) but have yet to do it (hello, my ever-expanding Pinterest boards), so I’ll take this chance to explore The Aid’s past phases he’s gone through (pre & post-Wyatt {Whumper #2}) and give some explanations because it’s a lot. However, I don’t know if explanations are necessary for this tag game, but I’m famously too much, so of course, I’m going to over-explain myself because of my crippling fear of being misunderstood!

Ironically, I call his time with Madame Eleanor (technical Whumper #1) his “Aid Era” because that’s when he becomes this character we are introduced to and currently know him as. Yet, this is the part of his life he is phasing out of. **Insert something-something about being haunted by your past.**

(In the current storyline, he is going through a succession of more changes, and his world is about to be turned upside down yet again, but I’ll hold off on showing those for now because they’re spoilers, and I have more than enough here!)

Starting from the top, here we goooo—

P.S. The people in these pics are not what the characters look like, this is simply vibes only!

Day 1

1. As soon as The Aid arrives at his new home, Madame Eleanor gets custom-made Gucci uniforms made for him that looks like this. This is his go-to everyday attire. (I spent too long looking at scrubs and hospitality uniforms on and off for over a month—tell me you like it and think it’s cool and sleek.)

2. He has a special built-in in his closet specifically for all his fancy, jewel-encrusted collars Madame Eleanor gifted him throughout the years, but this is what the facility's standard-issue collar looks like for his designation (Grand Servant: Domestic Aid).

3. His favorite Prada frames Madame Eleanor got him. (Wyatt later breaks them because he’s an asshole, leaving him straight up blind for several months).

Fancy Threads

Eleanor Sullivan was a Rich Bitch™️, so best believe she had her servant dressed to the 9s in designer fits when out and about or for Family events and the like. She may also put him in a butler uniform from time to time when they were hosting a party at their residence—which was often, Eleanor was known for her soirées. (To clarify, he’d still wear a collar even when dressed up, and all those attending knew who and what he was.)

The Host

He loved a good party just as much as Eleanor did! He likes serving and seeing people have fun and enjoy themselves (people-pleasing empath). He was known for his food displays and had a knack for creating a proper afternoon tea spread that garnered attention from all those present.

Speaking of Empath…

We can’t talk about him without bringing up his not-so-secret secret! Lil’ homie has a gang of abilities (telepathic empathy, hyper intuition, premonitions, and psychometry) just bubbling up inside him at all times. His relationship with himself and his sixth senses is complicated, to say the least—he finds them burdensome, yet he cannot function without them, despite how much he argues otherwise. It’s a whole thing, but for a certified Telepathic-Empath™️, he sure is dead inside (which only gets worse after Wyatt OFC).

*Sorry for the shitty upload quality of the Emotional Sponge, idk why it looks so bad!

Domestic Duties

Not only can he slap together the best charcuterie board you’ve ever seen and easily untangle Christmas lights, but he’s also a man who can cook, clean, and keep a house. What can’t he do?

Hobbies? Interests?

Don’t be ridiculous, he didn’t have time for leisure activities! But when he had some occasional downtime, he would spend an ungodly amount of it doing facials and grooming himself. He also loved to go to the spa with Madame Eleanor. As far as reading went, he wasn’t into novels, but he would occasionally peruse short-story myths and legends, old fables, or read picture books in funny voices to Eleanor’s grandchildren. Primarily, he’d like to read trashy magazines, comics, and cookbooks. But let’s be real, he considered cleaning, gossiping, and baking his primary hobbies.

RIP Madame Eleanor Sullivan

(She’s been dead for about a year and a half when they story picks up)

First and foremost—above everything else—The Aid was Eleanor Sullivan’s literal live-in medically trained caregiver, which is why she bought him in the first place. They had a very close relationship for five years, and he did everything for her. When she died, his world was shattered, and he took her death really hard. Wyatt was jealous of his Mother’s relationship with her servant from day one, which is where part of his animosity comes from. Quick note—Eleanor was a posh, vintage-Chanel-wearing Grandma and would never be caught dead wearing a bathrobe outside. Eleanor was Queen of being That Bitch.

Enter: Wyatt Sullivan

These pics are pretty tame all things considered, but after Eleanor’s death, The Aid is now in a World O’ Hurt and the subject of Wyatt’s drug-and-alcohol-fueled rage. The Aid went from a high-class servant loved by his Madame and respected by her friends, associates, and family (besides Wyatt) to a human punching bag overnight. The beef between these two runs deep and maybe Eleanor isn’t as innocent as she seems. Stick around and you’ll find out all the Sullivan family tea.

To: Wyatt

Just some memes directed towards Wyatt and The Aid being painfully aware of his shitty situation (I got too many of these and had to sprinkle some in).

Where We’re at Now…

Quite the fall from grace, wouldn’t you say? Our boy is currently bed-ridden and zombified while having the worst time imaginable. He’s drugged up, fucked up, and can’t move half of his body!

*This took me an embarrassing amount of time to assemble, but I went the extra mile because this doubles as a reference guide.

[ezekielurquhart]

@senatusstarters location: the FUNCTION notes: Ezekiel as Cardi B, Adamo as J Balvin, and Amico as Bad Bunny. Big shoutout to Eren, Eric, and Elijah as the backup dancers. Isla, Cloe, and Flora on backup vocals.

A backwards somersault off a set of satyr-made enchanted turntables brought Ezekiel to the front of the dance floor as the backup vocalists started in. "Yeah baby, I like it like that," Grin wide and bright, he pointed at Remi through the parting crowd as they funeral attendees made space for Lil' Nasty, Amico, Adamo, and their backup dancers. They made walking around in small circles and smiling look effortless.

"You gotta' believe me when I tell you," "I said I like it like that," "You gotta' believe me when I tell you,""I said I like it like."

Michael handed Lil' Nasty his microphone as the aspiring rapper and DJ started off, his love of everything fine and flashy coming across with his overwhelming self confidence. "Now I like dollars, I like diamonds, I like stunting, I like shining I like million dollar deals, where's my pen, bitch I'm signin' (Signin') I like those Balenciagas (Those), the ones that look like socks I like going to the jeweler, I put rocks all in my watch (Cha-ching) I like texts from my exes, when they want a second chance (What?) I like proving people wrong, I do what they say I can't (he can't)" "They call me Lil' Nasty, banging body, spicy papi, hot tamale Hotter than a Somali, fur coat, Ferrari Hop out the stu', jump in the coupe (Coupe) Big Dipper on top of the roof Flexing on bitches as hard as I can Eating halal, driving the Lam' Told that bitch I'm sorry (Sorry) 'Bout my coins like Mario (Mario) Yeah they call me Freak Nasty I run this shit like cardio"

"Oh, damn Diamond district in the jag (Gang, I said I like it like that) Certified, you know I'm gang, gang (Gang, gang I said I like it like) Drop the top and blow the brains, wouh (Wouh! I said I like it like that) Oh he's so handsome, what's his name? (Yeah, wouh, I said I like it) Oh I need the dollars, cha-ching (I said I like it like that) Beat it up like piñatas (I said I like it like) Tell the driver, close the curtains (I said I like it like that, skrt) Bad kid make him nervous (I said I like it)" Ciro tossed Amico his own microphone as Ezekiel and the demon high fived. Incapable of not showboating, the vampire started breakdancing in front of the backup dancers as Adamo pulled a money gun out of somewhere and started making it rain on him. "Chambean, chambean, pero no jalan (¡Jalan!) Tú compras to'a las Jordan, bo', a mí me las regalan (Hehe-he) I spend in the club (wouh), what you have in the bank (Yeah) This is the new religion, bang, en Latino gang, gang, yeah Trato de hacer dieta (Yeah), pero es que en el closet tengo mucha grasa (Wouh)"

"Ya mudé la' Gucci pa' dentro de casa, yeh (¡Wouh!) Cabrón, a ti no te conocen ni en Plaza (No) El Diablo me llama, pero Jesucristo me abraza (Amén) Guerrero como Eddie, que viva la raza, yeh Me gustan boricuas, me gustan cubana' Me gusta el acento de las colombianas (¿Qué hubo pues?) Como mueve el culo la dominicana (¿Qué lo que?) Lo rico que me chingan las venezolanas (¡Wouh!) Andamos activos, Perico Pin Pin (Wouh) Billetes de cien en el maletín (Ching) Que retumbe el bajo, Bobby Valentín, yeh (Boo) Aquí es prohibido amar, diles, Charytín Que pal' picor les tengo Claritín"

"Yo llego a la disco y se forma el motín (Rrr)

"Diamond district in the jag (Gang, I said I like it like that)" "Bad Bunny baby, bebé, bebé, bebé"

Amico fell into the routine with the dancers, leading the number as the three men were clearly in their element. Ezekiel hadn't even broken a sweat. He was also a vampire so he didn't sweat but the important takeaway was that he was a performer.

"Certified, you know I'm gang, gang (Gang, gang I said I like it like) Drop the top and blow the brains, wouh (Wouh! I said I like it like that) Oh he's so handsome, what's his name? (Yeah, wouh, I said I like it) Oh I need the dollars, cha-ching (I said I like it like that) Beat it up like piñatas (I said I like it like)"

"Tell the driver, close the curtains (I said I like it like that, skrt) Bad kid make him nervous (I said I like it)

Udaeus tossed Adamo his microphone as Ezekiel did a standing full backflip, somersaulting into more elaborate breakdancing.

"Como Celia Cruz tengo el azúcar (azúca') Tu jeva me vio y se fue de pecho como Jimmy Snuka (Ah) Te vamos tumbar la peluca Y arranca pal' carajo, cabrón, que a ti no te vo'a pasar la hookah (Hookah, hookah)"

"Mis tenis Balenciaga me reciben en la entrada (Wouh) Pa-pa-pa-parazzi, like I'm Lady Gaga (Wouh) Y no te me hagas (Hey) Que en cover de Billboard tú has visto mi cara (Hey) No salgo de tu mente (Wouh) Donde quieras que viajes has escuchado "Mi Gente" Yo no soy high (high), soy como el Testarossa ('Rossa)"

"Yo soy el que se la vive y también el que la goza (Goza, goza) Es la cosa, mami es la cosa (Cosa, cosa) El que mira sufre y el que toca goza (Goza, goza)"

The three men sang in tandem as Amico stepped out of the head of the danceline to join the other two centre stage, Ezekiel in the middle of the two men unintentionally emphasising a height difference.

"I said I like it like that I said I like it like that (Rrr) I said I like it like that (Wouh) I said I like it like that Diamond district in the jag (Gang, I said I like it like that) Certified, you know I'm gang, gang (Gang, gang I said I like it like) Drop the top and blow the brains, wouh (I said I like it like that) Oh he's so handsome, what's his name? (I said I like it)"

The music faded as the dancers and backup vocalists dissipated into the crowd, Ezekiel ran a hand through his hair - the full face mask he’d been wearing was abandoned a long time ago along with the spiky jacket he’d had on. Ezekiel grabbed the first bottle of champagne he could find before he shook it, popped the lid and sprayed it over the crowd. “This party goes crazy!”

[bombshelllblonde]

au head canons that i needed to add

kieran noticed once that arthur really likes sugar free red bull. so to get into arthur’s good graces he ~accidentally~ buys one every time he goes to the store. “ah man, this one is sugar free. didn’t mean to buy that :( hey arthur do you want this one???”

sean likes to play “the motto” by tiesto when anyone gives him the aux

dutch isn’t allowed to have the aux cord because he will only play NPR, and not even the cool NPR

john drives a subaru WRX in that electric blue color that all those “car dudes” have. arthur gets mad because it’s literally falling apart and john is putting more and more money into it and it’s not even worth anything anymore. it’s johns dream car and now it’s just the principle of the matter

arthur works part time at lowes hardware in the lumber dept

hosea was a covid prepper and didn’t realize he was the one in the gangs area who over bought the toilet paper and the hand sanitizer

bill took one of those immunity booster ginger shots once because he thought it was alcohol. he vomited shortly after

arthur begrudgingly got micah a job at lowes. micah became forklift certified and then knocked over most of the lumber shelves. micah was fired shortly after hire

trelawny likes to talk about his gucci bags quite often and brings up the fact that one time he bumped into “harry styles, a dear boy! a fine young man!” in a gucci store. they shook hands and now trelawny is convinced they’re best friends

Headcanon dump part I forgot

•Charles gives death grip hugs, like actual boa constrictor type shit

•Abigail’s the dom in her relationship with John and I want absolutely NOBODY telling me otherwise

•Raising Jack while living in the wilderness must’ve been strange-

“NO DONT EAT THAT SNAKE YOUR MOTHER IS ALREADY PISSED AT ME”

•Micah deserves to be beaten with a shoe <333

•Sean ate a worm as a dare ONCE and now he thinks it’s a party trick

•Arthur’s favorite condiment is fucking RANCH

•John listens to every genre of rock music religiously and fucking BLASTS Korn 2:00 in the morning (I am NOT projecting my personality onto him at all)

•I’ve always wondered if Dutch is actually dutch or if he’s really not dutch at all. Does he own a dutch oven? Can he double dutch? TRIPLE DUTCH?!

•Trelawny owns several Gucci handbags and they are all in PRISTINE condition 

•Hosea took the gang to Disney World once (Disney mom)- and Bill throat-punched Goofy

[golfgang]

[achristmasmovieaday]

A Movie for Christmas Day 2019

Blazing Saddles (1974)

Today’s themes: Racism, Nazi musical numbers, Gucci, Literally breaking the fourth wall, Farts

“If you’re alive, make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death.”  - Mel Brooks

Very few people, before or since, had a year like Mel Brooks had in 1974. Film directors are lucky if they have one hit in a lifetime of work. 45 years ago, within the space of 10 months, Mel Brooks had two in a row. I would list them both here as a double feature because this is my list and I make the rules, but the second of those films, Young Frankenstein, is unavailable to stream anywhere online as of this writing. If you have it on DVD or Blu-ray, slip it in to your player and enjoy a certified Oscar-winning comedy classic, but lacking that ready availability, I’ll concentrate instead on the film that came out first.

Blazing Saddles (1974) was designed and conceived by Brooks as a vehicle for Richard Pryor, but the studio, Warner Bros., balked at insuring a man with a history of drug arrests. Pryor remained on board as a co-writer of the screenplay and is credited with many of the film’s best and most salacious lines, including the now legendary “’Scuse me while I whip this out.” It was also Pryor, along with the star who would replace him, Cleavon Little, who told Brooks to leave in the rather ample usage of The N Word throughout the film, which almost caused the studio (again) to shelve the film completely and take a loss, citing it as unreleasable as-is.

I’m sure you’ve seen this film already and I don’t need to tell you much about its plot. A small western town is in the way of the railroad and state attorney general “That’s Hedley!” Lamarr (Harvey Korman) convinces Governor Le Petomane (named for a famous French vaudevillian ‘flatulist’ who could pass gas at will and played by Brooks) to appoint a black sheriff to protect them, expecting the town to fall into chaos and leave it open to be easily overrun. When that fails, after Sheriff “Black Bart” (Cleavon Little) enlists the aid of drunkard gunslinger The Waco Kid (Gene Wilder) and dimwitted strongman Mongo (football star Alex Karras) to bring the townsfolk over to his side, Lamarr attempts to gang up on the town with an army of villains including The Klan, Nazis, and Methodists. 

The third half of the movie truly descend into chaos and becomes a genius meta-movie in which the film itself starts a battle with another film on the same lot and winds up in Graumann’s Chinese Theatre on Hollywood Blvd. with the stars as the characters watching themselves finishing the film. 

This film is nothing short of a work of genius. The talents here, both in front of the camera and behind it, combined in some kind of miraculous gathering of perfect harmony. I would say that something like this never happened again except it happened again in December of that same year when a script that Wilder worked on with Brooks during filming became Young Frankenstein.

You’re already smiling as you recall your favorite parts of this film, whether it’s the toll road, Madeline Kahn’s tongue-twisted turn as Marlene Dietrich from Destry Rides Again, or Cleavon Little riding past Count Basie and his Orchestra in the middle of the desert with his Gucci saddlebags. Sure, there are lessons to be learned here about racism and preconceptions and greed, but in the end it’s just shit your pants funny, and I wouldn’t blame you if you started watching it again immediately after the final credits roll. 

Watch now

[suckerforsmylex]

I Think I Made You Up Inside My Head - Pt. 6

“I should have loved a thunderbird instead; At least when spring comes, they roar back again. I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead. (I think I made you up inside my head.) “- Sylvia Plath, Mad Girls Love Song

The phone buzzes again, waking you out of your stunned stupor. Joker’s message blinks again, reminding you that his eyes are on you somehow and you suddenly realize that you’ve been shirtless this entire time and grab a button up and throw it on.  The thought that he may have been admiring your tits from afar makes you blush and you think to yourself, how is it that I am angry and turned on at the same time?

Closing the closet doors and sitting down on the bed again, you look around for a hint of how he may be able to observe you.  You search for cameras and bugs as if you were in a spy flick, but after about ten minutes, you realize that you don’t have time to investigate.  It’s much more important to try to recall who you got yourself into this mess in the first place.  The knife he dropped when he cut through your baby doll top, is still on the floor so you reach down to retrieve it and examine it closely.  

It is entirely made of gold and very sharp with a beautifully ornate handle.  It’s apparent that this knife is a specially made killing apparatus.  You indulge a strange urge to put the knife to your tongue and begin grinning again but you don’t know why. The confusion you feel is simultaneously exhilarating and frightening and suddenly it feels like an intense headache is coming on as another involuntary memory flashes back to you uncontrollably.

The Joker had just been committed after a plea of “not guilty, by reason of insanity.”  The sentence seemed appropriate as he was clearly insane. Throughout the trial, he tormented his own lawyer to the point where he resigned and The Joker had to be represented by a public defender.  When the sentence came down that he would be committed to the loony bin that is Arkham asylum, he smirked, winked at you and stroked the bulge in his pants.

By now, you had grown used to his vulgar displays of affection in the court room and you secretly enjoyed them.  Mid-trial he had to be restrained because during a court recess your earring came off, and when you bent down to get it, he tried to lunge and bite at you while spouting off all kinds of filthy things.  They put him in a muzzle and you became so stirred by the public display, that you had to excuse yourself to the restroom to “relieve yourself.” As you touched yourself, you thought of his eyes on you and how intense his glare was.

When they took him from the court room, you knew that there was a chance that you would never see him again and you decided at the last minute that you would actually take the nutty blonde up on her offer. Yes, you had gone out for a smoke earlier, after a particularly disturbing testimonial from a witness to a Joker murder. You didn’t smoke regularly but did under periods when you were stressed out.  You were sitting on a bench when she approached.  She was a bizarre girl and you couldn’t stop looking over as she was making her way up the court house steps.  She was singing a strange tune as she made her way up, skipping over and introducing herself abruptly.  “Hiyah!  Are you Y/N?”

You nodded suspiciously and she grabbed the cigarette from you, took a drag and then threw it behind her head which pissed you off because you had just lit it. “Hey! I just lit that!”  She suddenly stuck her hand out to shake yours.  “Harley Quinn. Pleased to meetcha’! Wow, Mistah J said you were cute and boy, was he right!”  A slight pout came across her face, but she quickly replaced it with a huge grin.  “I’m gonna’ make you an offer you can’t refuse honey bun.” The smiling blonde was freaking you out and you decided you would walk back into the court room after all.  Harley screamed out in desperation.  "Face it, you’re just like me!  A certified nutso and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown. Tell me you don’t want to break him out of the joint?”  

You spun around on your good leather heels.  “Are you talking about The Joker?”  You looked into Harley’s wild eyes and she smiled a crazed smile.   “Mistah J, sugar or Puddin.”  But you have to earn that last one! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!”  A slow smile spread across your face and Harley clasped her hands in delight. “Show me what I have to do,” you squealed.  Harley’s excitement was rubbing off on you.  That and the lack of your medication.  You’d stopped taking it during the trial.  The Joker’s madness made you feel liberated and you decided that you would just live that way, without any help from medication to balance you out.  It was the freest you’d felt in a long time. “Meet me tonight and wear this. We’ll meet about a block from your apartment.  I’m so happy to have a girlfriend to go shopping with!”  

Harley tossed a silky red fabric at you.  It was a hood.  You’d heard of the Red Hood Gang, but only just then realized that you’d joined it.  No one knew how the Red Hood robbed all the banks they did, but you realized that it was a collective of criminals, of varying importance, all pledging their allegiance to The Joker. Harley was his second in command and you were proving yourself as a suitable number 3 with your sights on learning more as her apprentice.  

Harley had her heart set on robbing Nordies, the expensive department store with the beautiful Christmas displays every year, so you went in as a sort of a test to your commitment to her and the Joker mafia. You came out with the Gucci dresses she asked for and a couple of extras for yourself.  “Naughty, Naughty! Wheee!  Wahoo! You are amazing, girly,” Harley exclaimed.  You handed her the bags and kept one for yourself:  A tight black jumpsuit, black heels and a cologne you picked out just for J.            

In that very moment, you decided that you were going to break The Joker out of his cell.  Harley was still hatching a plan but you wanted to go without her. She loved him but you wanted him to know that you loved him more.  You baked him a cake with a phone in it for his birthday and sent it in to the Asylum and The Joker texted you back to let you know when Arkham was at its best to break him out. You took the keys to the purple Lambo and left the apartment to break The Joker out of the crazy house. After parking and posing as one of the guard’s wives who was in to visit and bring him his lunch, you put the men to sleep with a solution The Joker had given you the recipe for.  

The Joker came out of his cell and strolled right over to you with his straight jacket still on. He planted a rough kiss on you and you presented him with the cologne. He smirked, growled in your ear, and then you released him and you both fled to rob a jewelry store later in the night. This is where you remembered the knife from.  This is where you remembered the diamonds and the gold jewelry from.  You realize that you are hiding the entire stash in your closet for him.

You decide to dial Frost.  He answers and he’s all business as you figured he would be.  “What do you need?  Mister J said you might be calling for something.”  You’re bubbly when you answer. Something about his stoic reactions draws the silly out if you. “Hi, Frosty!   Where’s J,” You rasp out. Frost is un-phased.  “He’s taking care of something. Do me a favor. Only call me if there’s an issue,” he responds and hangs up abruptly. You look at your phone again and start scrolling through your contacts again.  HQ.  HQ! It doesn’t stand for Headquarters! It’s Harley Quinn!  You decide to call the number.  “

How’s my favorite little squirrel? Still trying to get that nut,” Harley answers with a giggle.  “Is this Harley,” you ask tentatively. She’s silent for a moment and then she answers in a rising chuckle. “Wow, Mistah J was right doll, you’re really a mess!  Yeah, dummy, it’s Harl!  No fair!  You broke Mistah J out of the clink without telling me. I don’t know whether to kick your ass or kiss ya’, but I’m in big trouble and he’s here to help so I guess I’ll have to deal with you later.  Mistah J is helping me clean up a mess ova’ here, but hold tight honey, he’s on his way back to you.”

[weareasong]

...

Yeah baby, I like it like that

You gotta' believe me when I tell you

I said I like it like that

You gotta' believe me when I tell you

I said I like it like

Now I like dollars, I like diamonds, I like stunting, I like shining

I like million dollar deals, where's my pen, bitch I'm signin' (Signin')

I like those Balenciagas (Those), the ones that look like socks

I like going to the jeweler, I put rocks all in my watch (Cha-ching)

I like texts from my exes, when they want a second chance (What?)

I like proving niggas wrong, I do what they say I can't (She can't)

They call me Cardi Bardi, banging body, spicy mami, hot tamale

Hotter than a Somali, fur coat, Ferrari

Hop out the stu', jump in the coupe (Coupe)

Big Dipper on top of the roof

Flexing on bitches as hard as I can

Eating halal, driving the Lam'

Told that bitch I'm sorry (Sorry)

'Bout my coins like Mario (Mario)

Yeah they call me Cardi B

I run this shit like cardio

Oh, damn

Diamond district in the jag (Gang, I said I like it like that)

Certified, you know I'm gang, gang (Gang, gang I said I like it like)

Drop the top and blow the brains, wouh (Wouh! I said I like it like that)

Oh he's so handsome, what's his name? (Yeah, wouh, I said I like it)

Oh I need the dollars, cha-ching (I said I like it like that)

Beat it up like piñatas (I said I like it like)

Tell the driver, close the curtains (I said I like it like that, skrt)

Bad bitch make him nervous (I said I like it)

Cardi B

Chambean, chambean, pero no jalan (¡Jalan!)

Tú compras to'a las Jordan, bo', a mí me las regalan (Hehe-he)

I spend in the club (wouh), what you have in the bank (Yeah)

This is the new religion, bang, en Latino gang, gang, yeah

Trato de hacer dieta (Yeah), pero es que en el closet tengo mucha grasa (Wouh)

Ya mudé la' Gucci pa' dentro de casa, yeh (¡Wouh!)

Cabrón, a ti no te conocen ni en Plaza (No)

El Diablo me llama, pero Jesucristo me abraza (Amén)

Guerrero como Eddie, que viva la raza, yeh

Me gustan boricuas, me gustan cubana'

Me gusta el acento de las colombianas (¿Qué hubo pues?)

Como mueve el culo la dominicana (¿Qué lo que?)

Lo rico que me chingan las venezolanas (¡Wouh!)

Andamos activos, Perico Pin Pin (Wouh)

Billetes de cien en el maletín (Ching)

Que retumbe el bajo, Bobby Valentín, yeh (Boo)

Aquí es prohibido amar, diles, Charytín

Que pal' picor les tengo Claritín

Yo llego a la disco y se forma el motín (Rrr)

Diamond district in the jag (Gang, I said I like it like that)

Bad Bunny baby, bebé, bebé, bebé

Certified, you know I'm gang, gang (Gang, gang I said I like it like)

Drop the top and blow the brains, wouh (Wouh! I said I like it like that)

Oh he's so handsome, what's his name? (Yeah, wouh, I said I like it)

Oh I need the dollars, cha-ching (I said I like it like that)

Beat it up like piñatas (I said I like it like)

Tell the driver, close the curtains (I said I like it like that, skrt)

Bad bitch make him nervous (I said I like it)

Como Celia Cruz tengo el azúcar (azúca')

Tu jeva me vio y se fue de pecho como Jimmy Snuka (Ah)

Te vamos tumbar la peluca

Y arranca pal' carajo, cabrón, que a ti no te vo'a pasar la hookah (Hookah, hookah)

Mis tenis Balenciaga me reciben en la entrada (Wouh)

Pa-pa-pa-parazzi, like I'm Lady Gaga (Wouh)

Y no te me hagas (Hey)

Que en cover de Billboard tú has visto mi cara (Hey)

No salgo de tu mente (Wouh)

Donde quieras que viajes has escuchado "Mi Gente"

Yo no soy high (high), soy como el Testarossa ('Rossa)

Yo soy el que se la vive y también el que la goza (Goza, goza)

Es la cosa, mami es la cosa (Cosa, cosa)

El que mira sufre y el que toca goza (Goza, goza)

I said I like it like that

I said I like it like that (Rrr)

I said I like it like that (Wouh)

I said I like it like that

Diamond district in the jag (Gang, I said I like it like that)

Certified, you know I'm gang, gang (Gang, gang I said I like it like)

Drop the top and blow the brains, wouh (I said I like it like that)

Oh he's so handsome, what's his name? (I said I like it)

(end)

[plentat-blog]

Lil Pump Net Worth (American Singer, Rapper, and Music Producer)

Lil Pump Net Worth Lil Pump is a professional American music producer, singer, and rapper. Lil Pump has released his single “Gucci Gang” which peaked at #3 on the US Billboard Hot 100 list, from which his popularity graph dramatically increases. Lil Pump has released other songs such as “D Rose” and “Boss” on his social media account which receives positive critics from the audience. Lil Pump Net Worth is around $8 million because of his mainstream success. Lil Pump single “Gucci Gang” has been certified by the Recording Industry Association of America. In October 2017, Lil Pump has released his debut album “Lil Pump” and received positive critics around the world. Lil Pump is well known for his song “Welcome to the Party” which debuted on “Deadpool 2” soundtrack and has subsequently released songs such as “iShyne”, “Designer”, and “Esskeetit”. Lil Pump has also collaborated with “French Montana” and “Diplo” to mark his name in Hollywood elite rappers list.

How much is Lil Pump Worth now?

Year                               Net Worth

2013                              $3 million

2014                              $4 million

2015                              $4.8 million

2016                              $5.2 million

2017                              $6 million

2018                              $7 million

2019                              $8 million

[rmjunhao]

wHAT’S GUCCI, GANG?? i’m yumi and i have here for you, xu junhao!! he’s blessed w diamond mimicry, a 19 yr old first year, uni rugby player, alpha initiate, business major w concentration in international relations, and certified Hot Mess™. i have his pages linked & a rundown for him under the cut as well if you’re so inclined to check it out!

anyways, i’m super excited to be here and write with y’all so smash that like button if you’d like me to slide into your ims for plotting purposes ofc (((; i also have a twt ( @sichengly ) and a discord ( yumi#1724 ) if that makes life any easier for you. 

soOoOooOOo yeah, pls love me & my boy. over. 

profile ! mutation ! bio !

it’s hui janho if u prefer cantonese! probably goes by jun a lot. your resident student athlete stereotype.

a big shot celebrity child from hong kong from the start bc his parents are a former gold medal figure skating olympian turned ceo & a model/actress

do i even have to mention that financially he is extremely well off

obviously he had to play the part of the perfect son so learning how to act & also being in the center of the public eye is something that became normalized in his life from a very age but eventually he grew to love the attention, the endorsements, the lifestyle

junhao by nature was a Wild child, the type to mess around and get himself almost killed if his parents turned around for two seconds

story time: 7 yr old junhao for some reason thought it’d be a brilliant idea to try to rollerblade on his slip n’ slide because that acceleration tho—yeah he has a long jagged scar on his left knee from that despite his mother’s expensive anti-scarring creams bc his toddler fingers couldn’t help but pick at the scab!!

parents signed him up for all kinds of sports as soon as he could freaking walk to channel some of this reckless energy into something more productive

eventually stuck with rugby & was well on the path to playing professionally with various uni scouts fighting to recruit him until the Incident during 12 grade

naturally a very social boy and made friends left and right ,, but of course his lifestyle led him to come off as snobby to some people

a fellow high school classmate was one of said people and clashed w junhao from the start ,, now junhao isn’t known for being a pacifist and he kinda got a kick out of egging this boy on bc let’s be real, he’s your typical, immature teenager

one day the snide remarks escalated into a full on fist fight in which junhao’s powers manifested for the first time

imagine punching and being punched by a blindingly bright boy whose skin is literally as hard as rock that also happens to be 183 cm tall & 65 kg of mostly muscle ,, yeah it didn’t end very well for that boy

it took a boatload of $$$ and lawyers to get the school to keep their mouths shut about what really happened

lots of outlandish rumors spread about what happened that damaged his public image and he lost a lot of his university offers because of this

parents wanted to send him away so he could learn to “fix” this issue somewhere far away from them so they pulled every string in the book to get him into gumi for rugby although he did have to take a gap year bc of this mess

as far as the general public knows, he’s being shipped all the way to s. korea for uni bc he’s the new youth ambassador for a pro mutant-human coexistence organization & NOT bc he’s an actual mutant himself okay?? parents are also paying $$ to keep it on the dl

he quite likes his mutation? like he gets a fresh start bc of it and passively he’s got a subtle glow now, rock hard abs w/o the maintenance, and flawless skin bc of it so he’s liTERALLY SPARKLING ( u can be sure he’s abusing the Heck outta this ) like what’s there not to love??

he’s basically been disowned by his parents at this point so like he doesn’t give a shit abt their reputation anymore ,, as for his reputation he’s trying to rebuild it from the ground up, joining alpha as an initiate cause he’s trying to be on the winning side of things ( also hE NEEDS THE MONEY ,, like he’s lived a certain lifestyle his whole life ,, he “can’t function” without a monthly shopping allowance of at least $3000, okay? ) && cause he’s trying to show that even if he’s a mutant, he can still be great

personality wise, he’s like your stereotypical ( kinda spoiled ) loudass 19 yr jock who rarely takes anything seriously, jokes around too much, laughs at dick jokes, & doesn’t know when is not an appropriate time to snicker at vines on twt

kinda a fuckboi ,, not gonna lie ,, thinks he’s the Shit & flirts with literally everyone pls stop him

trouble kind of always follows him around ,, he’s always got stupid ideas that he’ll act upon before thinking through the consequences but it’s always minor things like ,, he’s not a murderer or anything pLS

does take his instagram seriously tho and is the type plan his “feed” weeks in advanced!! anything for the fans tbh ( and for his own vanity )

lowkey a closeted kpop girl group fanboy!! like he listens to twice and momoland on the daily ,, knows all the dances to all the songs ,, u get the gist but stfu he doesn’t like talking about it

all in all, a Hot Mess™ trying to live the gucci gang life okay he’s not as bad as he sounds pls love him

[alvertesongdiary]

Cardi B, Bad Bunny & J Balvin - I Like It

[Intro:] Yeah baby, I like it like that You gotta believe me when I tell you I said I like it like that You gotta believe me when I tell you I said I like it like

[Cardi B:] Now I like dollars, I like diamonds, I like stunting, I like shining I like million dollar deals, where's my pen? Bitch I'm signin' I like those Balenciagas, the ones that look like socks I like going to the jeweler, I put rocks all in my watch I like texts from my exes when they want a second chance I like proving niggas wrong, I do what they say I can't They call me Cardi Bardi, banging body Spicy mami, hot tamale Hotter than a Somali, fur coat, Ferrari Hop out the stu', jump in the coupe (the coupe) They trippin' on top of the roof Flexing on bitches as hard as I can Eating halal, driving the Lam' Told that bitch I'm sorry though 'Bout my coins like Mario (Mario) Yeah they call me Cardi B, I run this shit like cardio Oh, damn

Diamond district in the jag (I said I like it like that) Certified, know I'm gang, gang, gang, gang (I said I like it like–) Drop the top and blow the brains (I said I like it like that) Oh he's so handsome, what's his name? (I said I like it) Oh I need the dollars (I said I like it like that) Beat it up like piñatas (I said I like it like–) Tell the driver, close the curtains (I said I like it like that) Bad bitch make him nervous (I said I like it) Cardi B

[Bad Bunny:] Chambean, chambean, pero no jalan (¡jalan!) Tú compras to'a las Jordan, bobo, a mí me las regalan (jejeje) I spend in the club (wuh), what you have in the bank (yeh) This is the new religion, bang, en Latino gang, gang, yeh Trato de hacer dieta (yeh), pero es que en el closet tengo mucha grasa (wuh) Ya mude la Gucci pa' dentro de casa, yeh (¡wuh!) Cabrón, a ti no te conocen ni en Plaza (no) El Diablo me llama pero Jesucristo me abraza (amén) Guerrero como Eddie, que viva la raza, yeh Me gustan boricuas, me gustan cubanas Me gusta el acento de las colombianas (¿qué hubo pues?) Como mueve el culo la dominicana (¿qué lo que?) Lo rico que me chingan las venezolanas (¡wuh!) Andamos activos, Perico Pin Pin (woo) Billetes de cien en el maletín (ching) Que retumbe el bajo, Bobby Valentin, yeh (boo) Aquí es prohibido amar, diles Charytín Que pa'l picor les tengo Claritin Yo llego a la disco y se forma el motín (rrr)

[Cardi B:] Diamond district in the jag (I said I like it like that) [Bad Bunny:] Bad Bunny, baby, be, be, be, be [Cardi B:] Certified, know I'm gang, gang, gang, gang (I said I like it like–) Drop the top and blow the brains (I said I like it like that) Oh he's so handsome, what's his name? (I said I like it) Oh I need the dollars (I said I like it like that) Beat it up like piñatas (I said I like it like–) Tell the driver, close the curtains (I said I like it like that) Bad bitch make you nervous (I said I like it)

[J Balvin:] Como Celia Cruz tengo el azúcar (azúca') Tu jeva me vio y se fue de pecho como Jimmy Snuka (ah) Te vamos a tumbar la peluca Y arranca pa'l carajo cabrón, que a ti no te vo'a pasar la hookah (hookah, hookah) Mis tenis Balenciaga, me reciben en la entrada (woo) Pa-pa-pa-pa-razzi, like I'm Lady Gaga (woo) Y no te me hagas (ey) Que en cover de Billboard tú has visto mi cara (ey) No salgo de tu mente Donde quieras que viajes has escuchado "Mi Gente" Yo no soy high (high), soy como el Testarossa ('rossa) Yo soy el que se la vive y también el que la goza (goza, goza) Es la cosa, mami es la cosa (cosa, cosa) El que mira sufre y el que toca goza (goza, goza)

[J Balvin (Cardi B):] I said I like it like that (I said I like it like that) I said I like it like that (I said I like it like that)

[Cardi B:] Diamond district in the jag (I said I like it like that) Certified, you know I'm gang (I said I like it) Drop the top and blow the brains (I said I like it like that) Oh he's so handsome, what's his name? (I said I like it)

16/08/2018

[lyingaboutazaleas]

Rap EOTY List 2017

HELL OF A YEAR RIGHT?!?

1) NBA Youngboy – Graffiti 2) Mostack – Let It Ring 3) Daboii – Mufasa   4) Mozzy – Stay Over There (ft. Koly P & YFN Lucci) 5) Young Dolph – But I'm Bulletproof 6) Cadell – No Chill 7) Nef the Pharaoh – Bling Blaow (ft. Slimmy B) 8) Playboi Carti – Magnolia 9) OMB Shawniebo – 4 Minutes All Me 10) Molly Brazy – Play For Keeps 11) Lil Uzi Vert – XO Tour Llif3 12) NSG – Palava (ft. Ekeno) 13) Kodak Black – Unexplainable 14) Creek Boyz – Wit My Team 15) Bandgang – Ms (ft. Shredgang Mone) 16) Que Almighty – Put That On Gang (ft. Jungle Muzik Larry & 70th Street Carlos) 17) SOB x RBE – Lane Changing 18) Young M.A – Walk 19) Loski – Teddy Bruckshot 20) Berner & Young Dolph – Knuckles (feat. Gucci Mane) 21) J Hus – Did You See 22) Harlem Spartans – Kennington Where It Started 23) Chief Keef – Told Y'all 24) Desiigner – Outlet 25) Lil Blood – Intro (Cold World) 26) Bali Baby – Pretty 27) Yung Bxne – Diamonds (ft. K-Trap) 28) Shredgang Boogz – Free Sweep 29) OMB Peezy – Try Sumthin (ft. Yhung T.O.) 30) Queen Key – My Way 31) My Slime Ass – Crosses 32) Skengdo & AM – Amsterdam 33) Open Mike Eagle – Dating Ghosts 34) CB – Take That Risk 35) Valee – Shell 36) Maine Musik – Soulja Slim Flow 37) 410 – Diligent 38) Young Nudy – From Back Den To Loaded Baked Potato 39) Tface – Who's Next 40) Shredgang Mone – Crime is Us (ft. Bandgang Masoe) 41) Mad Marvin – 54 Bounce 42) Bandgang Masoe (ft. Bandgang Paid Will & Bandgang Biggs) – Its Hot 43) 67 – #WAPS 44) Bandgang Lonnie Bands – Fuck A Cosign 45) Blay Vision – Skeen 46) Sada Baby – You Know It 47) 22Gz – Suburban 48) Yung LA – Main Bih 49) FMB DZ – Message (ft. Bandgang Masoe & Sada Baby) 50) Lil Baby – Sunshine (ft. Big Juno)

Honorable Mentions:

Atlanta:

Cash Out – Top Shotta

Jose Guapo – Jealous

Keydo Foolfunk – Woodstock

Migos – T-Shirt

Peewee Longway – Gelato (ft. Young Dolph), His Name Cassius (ft. Partynextdoor)

Ralo – I Know It

Trippie Redd –  Bust Down, Love Scars, Woah Woah Woah (ft. Bali Baby)

YFN Lucci – Heartless

YFNBC – Going Dumb

Bay Area:

12 Gauge Shotie & Lil Blood – Mack

Dru Down – In My 501s

Iceeapher & Lil Perry – Friday

Lil Blood – Pusher Man

Lil Yase – Boom Boom, Streets Freestyle, Uber

Lil Yee – The Illest

Sleepy D – What's The Plan

Yatta - Muscle

Detroit:

Bandgang Paid Will – Hell Naw

Big Juno – Finesse Lord

Lil Blade - Homecoming

MDB Von - Cuttin Up (ft. DMB Mir)

Payroll Giovanni – Hustle Musik 3

Peezy – 64 Bars

Rocaine – CEO

YBS Skola & Big Juno – Choppa For You

Florida:

Bruno Mali – Monkey Suit (ft. Rick Ross), New Skool, Old Skool

Jackboy – Grimace, Bitch I'm Up, Finessed A Finesser

Kodak Black & Jackboy – G To The A (Remix)

Koly P – 06

Ski Mask The Slump God – Catch Me Outside

L.A:

Tyga – 100s (ft. Chief Keef)

Tyler, The Creator – Droppin' Seeds (ft. Lil' Wayne)

YG – Fuck It Up

Louisiana:

BTY Young'N – Whoever Who Want It

Tec – Lost Souls (ft. Maine Musik & BTY Young'n)

Tec & Maine – Aw Mne (ft. Tayda & BTY Young'n), Came with the Game (ft. BTY Young'n)

Yungeen Gang – Go To War

Zoe Realla – Ninja Turtle, One Time For The Money (ft. Snootie Wild, Maine Musik & Mouse On The Track)

Zoey Dollaz – Bad Tings (Remix ft. Future & Tory Lanez)

UK: Road Rap:

410 – Lotion, No Filter Remix, PM To Da AM

86 – ABC

Moscow 17 – Panic, Take 1

Mr AnythingGreenGetBun – Paid In Full

Silwood Nation – Crime Scene

Zone 2 – No Hook, Oh Shit

Other:

Drakk – KMT ft. Giggs

DRAM – Ill Nana (ft. Trippie Redd)

Elf Kid – Reload That

Fetty Wap – Aye

J Kaz – Neva Dat

KJ Balla – Cookin Up

Lor Riley x Dolce OK x President Davo - Certified

Not3s – Alladin

Preditah – Touch Road (ft. C4)

Sheff G & Corey Finesse – No Suburban (Remix)

Tate Kobang – North North

Tay-K – Murder She Wrote

Terentino – Can't See Me

Yung Cat – 2 Chopsticks, OG Stack a Dollar

Yungen – Bestie (ft. Yxng Bane)

Zmoney – 16z (ft. Valee)

[noblevybe-blog]

Lil Pump’s Free Agent Frenzy

Gazzy Garcia aka Lil Pump, is today’s number 1 free agent in the entertainment business. The 17 years old rapper who gained instant popularity in late 2017 has the best seat in the negociating table when it comes to contract signings. Following his massive hit single “Gucci Gang” which peaked at no 3 at the Billboard Hot 100 for 18 weeks, the Florida native artist was on everybody’s topic of conversation when we learned that he voided his contract with Warner Bros Records since he was only 16 when he signed with them. According to Billboard, on the grounds of being underage, Lil Pump’s contract was never certified by the court. Therefore, he’s become music’s #1 free agent. What’s more interesting, he won’t accept any negotiating contract signing unless it’s between 12 to 15 million dollars! Looks like the most eligible rapper in the market is aiming for the highest bid, and it’s totally understandable seeing how his success has garnered the attention of some major recording labels.

[worldslyrics]

BLINDFOLD Lyrics-Gunna Lyrics, Gunna Sang this song Which is very beautiful and attractive song. BLINDFOLD Lyrics is released on 2020. BLINDFOLD Lyrics-Gunna Lyrics song is a great choice for you, If you want to be a singer then Sing this hot and lovely BLINDFOLD Lyrics which is sang by your favorite singer Gunna. BLINDFOLD Lyrics-Gunna Lyrics

BLINDFOLD Lyrics-Gunna Lyrics

{Gunna} Wheezy outta here (Wheezy outta here) Yeah

Gunna spittin’ words like a mothafuckin’ poet (Poor) Told ’em, “Press start, I’ma go ahead and record” (Go ahead and record) Push one button, I could close up the doors (Yeah) Made a few millions, give a fuck about the Forbes (Uh-huh) Drippin’ all the children, nigga, used to couldn’t afford (‘Ford) I was in the trenches rockin’ Gucci and Dior BET was trippin’, how I didn’t get an award? (How?) You got me a annoyed Double park the Urus, I’ll pull up, ‘Ventador (Skrrt) Travel like a tourist, had to fly to Bora Bora Show’s around one-fifty, but they paid a lil’ more (More) Me and Wheezy wave, fuckin’ bitches on the shore (Wave) We ain’t come to play, is you with it, are you sure? (Nuh-uh) Smokin’ like a train, you can smell it in my pores (Shh) Cup full of codeine, you can smell it when I pour (Smell it when I pour) How’d I drink this all? I’m spendin’ on designer when I’m shoppin’ in New York (Designer) Goin’ shoppin’ one stop ‘fore I stop at the resort (Resort) You gon’ never get it if your feature money short (Nuh-uh) Wake up to a threesome in the penthouse on the Nawf (Yeah) Rick Owens denims, show my sneakers like they shorts (Rick Owens) Gunna spit venom, you can hear it in his voice (Venom) Tried me and I killed him, I didn’t really have no choice I’m showin’ no remorse

{Gunna (with Lil Baby)} Can’t see nothin’ but the money like a blindfold Two watches ’cause I’m in two different time zones She like the way I fuck her, have her mind blown She stalkin’, had to let her hear the dial tone I’m crissin’ with these crosses yeah, it’s all chrome We cookin’ with that chopper, send your dawg home Been livin’, I’ma paint the Bentley rose gold Beginnin’ and we headed up (a long road)

{Lil Baby} Yeah (Long road) You can hear the money in my voice ‘Ventador, 2020, I ain’t have a choice And I got a Urus, we the Lamborghini Boys I been gettin’ millions, I ain’t trippin’ ’bout awards, yeah Watchin’ what I do, I got endorsements Certified dripper, me and Gunna walk on water, yeah Middle finger ring cost a quarter Prolly one the flyest young niggas out of Georgia I been goin’ in, all you gotta do is record me Niggas actin’ like bitches, always keepin’ shit corny Get a nigga whacked for a new pair of Jordans Hoppin’ on the plane, I’m landin’ in the mornin Niggas ain’t gang, nah, I’ll never let ’em join us How you go from Section 8 to ridin’ in a foreign? I’m only gon’ hit it and forget it if it’s borin’ I been sippin’ syrup all day, just pourin’ Sold out dates, back to back like I’m tourin’ I just left the house, came in BAPE floors I ain’t miss the Jordans for this pair of Diors Youngin’ on fire, I ain’t passin’ the torch I was hood rich, now I passed on the Forbes Yeah, nigga tried to play me like a toy, damn Now I feel bad for your boy, yeah

{Gunna} Can’t see nothin’ but the money like a blindfold Two watches ’cause I’m in two different time zones She like the way I fuck her, have her mind blown She stalkin’, had to let her hear the dial tone I’m crissin’ with these crosses yeah, it’s all chrome We cookin’ with that chopper, send your dawg home Been livin’, I’ma paint the Bentley rose gold Beginnin’ and we headed up a long road

BLINDFOLD Lyrics-Gunna Lyrics

Artist: Gunna Released: 2020

#worldslyrics #lyrics #songlyrics #latestlyrics #newlyrics

[filosofilagucom]

I like it cardi b Lirik terjemahan lengkap mp3 Audios

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I like it cardi b, Bad Bunny & J Balvin ( Arti lirik )

Lirik Lagu luar negri

Yeah baby, I like it like that You gotta believe me when I tell you I said I like it like that You gotta believe me when I tell you I said I like it like

Terjemahan Bahasa Indonesia

>> Ya sayang, aku suka seperti itu Kamu harus percaya padaku ketika aku memberitahumu Saya mengatakan saya suka itu seperti itu Kamu…

[filosofilagu]

I like it cardi b Lirik terjemahan lengkap mp3 Audios

I like it cardi b Lirik terjemahan lengkap mp3 Audios -

I like it cardi b, Bad Bunny & J Balvin ( Arti lirik )

Lirik Lagu luar negri

Yeah baby, I like it like that You gotta believe me when I tell you I said I like it like that You gotta believe me when I tell you I said I like it like

Terjemahan Bahasa Indonesia

>> Ya sayang, aku suka seperti itu Kamu harus percaya padaku ketika aku memberitahumu Saya mengatakan saya suka itu seperti itu Kamu…

[weownthenitenyc]

The midnight sun festival returns to the world’s most northerly capital, Reykjavík for their seventh edition. Featuring three days of endless sun, music, culture and one-of-a-kind music & nature in the land of fire & ice!

Secret Solstice, is pleased to announce the phase one lineup for its seventh edition this June 26 – 28, 2020 in Reykjavík, Iceland. Taking place around the dates when the Nordic Islands experience the fabled Midnight Sun. Performing in Iceland for the first time, Secret Solstice is proud to present pioneering Grammy-nominated Latino-American hip-hop collective, Cypress Hill, rising star and American rapper/songwriter Lil Pump, British indie-rock band, Primal Scream and global R’n’B two time RIAA diamond-certified supergroup, TLC as the first festival headliners for Secret Solstice 2020.

Secret Solstice Festival 2019 (Album)

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Featuring 20+ acts across rock music, dance music, hip hop and house music including Meduza, Regard, Hayden James, Hot Dub Time Machine and many more. Boasting naturally breathtaking landscapes and scenery, attendees will have the opportunity to experience a uniquely memorable music festival while bathing in the beauty of Iceland under the 72 hours of non-stop sunlight.

With an innovative sound that paved the way for a new style of hip-hop, Cypress Hill will bring their legendary mix of intense rhymes and their instantly recognizable Latin swagger to headline the Secret Solstice’s Valhalla main stage on Saturday, June 27. As the first Latino American hip-hop group to go platinum with hits including ��� “Insane in the Brain” and “Hits From The Bong” Cypress have embedded themselves in pop culture and hip hop history with over 20 million albums sold, sold-out global shows and a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 2019.

On Saturday, June 27 rap star, Lil Pump, will make his Icelandic debut on the main stage with his hypnotic flow and mischievous flair. Lil Pump, burst onto the rap scene in 2017 with his viral smash hit “Gucci Gang” and chart success and a platinum certification followed. With an enormous social media following and increasing popularity, his success continues to grow. One of the best-selling American girl groups of all time, TLC will start off the festivities on the headline stage on the opening night of Secret Solstice, Friday, June 26 with an endless catalog of timeless monikers including “Waterfalls,” “Creep” and No Scrubs.”

Headlining on the closing day of the festival, Secret Solstice welcomes the influential rock band Primal Scream to the Valhalla stage on Sunday, June 28. At the forefront of Britsh indie-pop scene, they changed the scene in the 80s and 90s and have embraced everything from psychedelic pop to degenerate rock’n’roll; euphoric rave to industrial gloom, constantly redefining their sound and breaking down musical boundaries.

Festival-goers can look forward to performances from one of the hottest dance acts around, Italian multi Diamond, Platinum, and Gold-certified dance trio Meduza, famed for “Piece Of Heart,” their debut release with over 600 million streams worldwide, Kosovo-born deep house dj/producer Regard whose hit “Ride it” went viral on Tik Tok, Spotify and Apple music this year. Critically acclaimed Australian dj, Hayden James will bring his soulful house jams to Iceland this summer and fellow Australian dj and international music phenomenon Hot Dub Time Machine will also showcase his popular genre-crossing, dance-through-the-decades, audio-visual performance. With an indescribable sound and innovative use of vocals, Norwegian musical outfit, Sturle Dagsland will play Secret Solstice for the first time. Attendees can also look forward to some of Iceland’s biggest acts and up-and-coming talent including seasoned musician and singer/songwriter, Krummi who will bring his concoction of country, folk, rock n roll and blues with soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics to Secret Solstice for the first time, GKR will be back on the festival stage with his energetic and colorful style of rap.

Returning after stellar performances at last years event, Sprite Zero Klan the quirky rap duo with big ambitions in 2020 for their playful approach to music and catchy tunes, Jói Pé og Króli the popular young, multi-talented rap group, Berlin-based electronic artist Rokky, and rap artists Elli Grill and Séra Bjössi. Debuting for the first time on the Secret Solstice stage, chart-topping new rapper 24/7, half-Icelandic, half-Russian emerging rap act Danill, videographer turned recording artist Tómas Welding and local newcomer and self-produced songwriter Frid, who emerged onto the local scene in 2018 with hypnotizing vocals, melancholic synths, and an equally mesmerizing debut video. Rounding out the first offering of local talent is producer and DJ Ingi Bauer.

Since launching in 2014, Secret Solstice is known for its unconventional distinguishing features, from their eclectic lineup set against endless sunlight and stunning natural backdrops to its bucket-list worthy, ultra-exclusive side events, and their commitment to reducing environmental impact by using green energy and sustainable power. Entering into its seventh edition, the destination festival is a not-to-be-missed summer event for a diverse audience of festival-goers looking to take their music festival experience to the next level. From first-timers and adventure and activity seekers to music lovers and culture and nature explorers, Secret Solstice continues to bring something new, international and exciting to the small northerly transatlantic island.

Super Early Bird weekend passes are available from $120 USD/ €109 while stocks last with VIP weekend passes on sale now from $320 USD/ €291 at www.SecretSolstice.is. Secret Solstice will cater to young festival-goers again this year with Youth weekend passes on sale from $120 USD/€109 and free entry given to children 12 years old and younger. For music-lovers looking for a high-end festival experience, Secret Solstice offers its luxury limited availability super VIP pass, Oðinn with special pass perks including complimentary drinks and refreshments on-site, exclusive Oðinn VIP bars, priority entry, a private Oðinn chill-out lounge, premium viewing area and 20% off side events, plus more benefits to be announced.

TICKET INFORMATION Early Bird Weekend Passes: Super Early Bird Passes from $120 USD | €109 | £94 | 14990ISK Early Bird Passes from $160 USD | €146 | £125 | 19990ISK to be released Youth Weekend Pass (13-17) from $120 USD | €109 | £94 | 14990ISK VIP Weekend Pass (18+) from $320 USD | €291 | £189 | 39990ISK Oðinn Weekend Pass (18+) from $1254 USD | €1099 | £949 | 149990ISK Kids Pass Free for children 12 years and under

Full tour packages including tickets and accommodation with Iceland’s top services including hotels, rentals, and airport transfers will also be available for the 2020 edition through the Secret Solstice website. More details coming soon!

Stay tuned for the phase two lineup announcement coming soon! More info and tickets here: secretsolstice.is

Secret Solstice 2020 Lineup

Cypress Hill [US] Lil Pump [US] Primal Scream [UK] TLC [US] Meduza [IT] Regard [XK] Hayden James [AU] Hot Dub Time Machine [AU]

24/7 [IS] Danill [IS] Elli Grill [IS] Frid [IS] GKR [IS] Ingi Bauer [IS] Jói Pé og Króli [IS] Krummi [IS] Rokky [IS] Séra Bjössi [IS] Sprite Zero Klan [IS] Sturle Dagsland [NO] Tómas Welding [IS] +more to be announced

Super Early Bird Weekend Passes On Sale Now www.secretsolstice.is June 26-28, 2020 Reykjavík, Iceland

Watch the Secret Solstice 2019 Official Aftermovie

Iceland’s Secret Solstice Announces its First Acts for 2020 with Cypress Hill, Lil Pump, Primal Scream, TLC, Meduza, Regard + More. The midnight sun festival returns to the world’s most northerly capital, Reykjavík for their seventh edition. Featuring three days of endless sun, music, culture and one-of-a-kind music & nature in the land of fire & ice!