#cc incorrect quotes

[the-chains-cafe]

Groose: Hey Rav!

Ravio: yea?

Groose: did you know that when a short person waves at you

Groose: it’s called a microwave?

*insert drawing of 168cm Ravio glaring at 193cm groose*

[marce-mallow]

David: Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to meet me here.

Max: I didn’t make time for shit, you dragged me here…

[strawberry-sticky-autism]

ALL HAIL THE PUPPET WITH THE SACRED BRAIN CELL!

Huxley (to Geno): I swear you are the only one of us with a brain cell. The Rest of the Puppet Gang: ALL HAIL THE KEEPER OF THE SACRED BRAIN CELL! Huxley: What the- Geno: (smirks proudly)

[headcanonthings]

Sith!Obi-Wan, holding a detonator: I’ll give you thirty minutes to say your goodbyes before I blow you to smithereens Cody: Can I get a different kind of blow? Fox: *turns and stares at him* Cody: … I said that out loud- Fox: YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD Rex, to Sith!Obi-Wan: You can skip the countdown, just kill us

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Fives, standing on a chair: The floor is hating general Kenobi

Ashoka: *leaps into Anakin´s arms*

Anakin: *climbs onto the holo table while carrying Ashoka*

Rex: *lounges in a chair with his legs on the holo table*

Cody: *sits gingerly on the holo table*

Obi-Wan: *lies on the floor*

Everyone: nOo

[tattycoram]

Obi-wan, staring at Cody: I could fix him The Kaminoans: Please don't it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

[mearchy]

Aayla: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Bly: Um...Neat.

*later*

Bly, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat", Cody. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm kriffing stupid.

Cody, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Bly. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Obi-Wan confessed his love for me?

Bly: Didn't you thank him?

Cody: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

[deserthusbands]

cody: the general is so..

waxer: handsome?

wooley: cute?

boil: charming?

obi-wan: intelligent?

cody: i don't know, maybe if you all let me finish—

cody: ...

waxer: general! :D

[thegalaxykatsworld]

Padme: did you know Obi wan gives Cody flowers every single morning?

Anakin:…yes?

Padme: why don’t you do that :(

Anakin:..

Anakin: d-do you want me too?

Padme: YES Ani!

-the next day-

Cody, staring at the flowers is Anakin offering him: why the hell are you doing this?

Anakin: I don’t get it either just take them-

[floffytofu]

Obi-Wan : Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Cody!

Cody : You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

[commander-fox-enthusiasts]

Fox: not speeding isn’t that hard, you just ‘vroom’ quieter.

The other commanders, who are actually drinking: …what?

[the-chains-cafe]

Ravio: “ Thank you for missing me :) “

Hilda: -_-

Ravio:

Ravio: “ Well I mean if it cheers you up; your aim is getting better! “

[marce-mallow]

Gwen, about Max: Excuse me, I lost my kid, could I make an announcement?

Worker: Of course.

Gwen, over the PA speaker: Goodbye, you little shit

[theghostbunnie]

[headcanonthings]

Cody:Listen up! Before you head out on leave, the General and I have a safety brief.

Obi-Wan, looking at Anakin: Do not add to the population.

Cody, looking at Ahsoka and Rex: Do not subtract from the population

Obi-Wan, to the rest of the troops: Stay out of the hospitals, the newspapers, and jail.

Cody: If you do end up in jail,

Obi-Wan and Cody with vicious smiles: establish dominance quickly.

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Anakin: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Cody... Obi-Wan: As you should be. Anakin: No, for real, he is kind of- Obi-Wan As. You. Should. Be.