#cc incorrect quotes

[the-chains-cafe]

Groose: Hey Rav!

Ravio: yea?

Groose: did you know that when a short person waves at you

Groose: it’s called a microwave?

*insert drawing of 168cm Ravio glaring at 193cm groose*

[marce-mallow]

David: Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to meet me here.

Max: I didn’t make time for shit, you dragged me here…

[acourtofquestions]

CC1 Pt 1.

Hunt: Late again, are we?

Bryce: Yes, I hope I'm not pregnant! *gasps dramatically*

Hunt: *double-take*

Isaiah: *confused & hiding laughter*

[headcanonthings]

Sith!Obi-Wan, holding a detonator: I’ll give you thirty minutes to say your goodbyes before I blow you to smithereens Cody: Can I get a different kind of blow? Fox: *turns and stares at him* Cody: … I said that out loud- Fox: YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD Rex, to Sith!Obi-Wan: You can skip the countdown, just kill us

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Fives, standing on a chair: The floor is hating general Kenobi

Ashoka: *leaps into Anakin´s arms*

Anakin: *climbs onto the holo table while carrying Ashoka*

Rex: *lounges in a chair with his legs on the holo table*

Cody: *sits gingerly on the holo table*

Obi-Wan: *lies on the floor*

Everyone: nOo

[commander-fox-enthusiasts]

FOX: This triplet set isn’t big enough for two Marshals.

CODY: oh?

FOX: one of us is going to have to kill ourselves.

CODY: huh?

WOLFFE: I vote Fox off himself

FOX: I second it

CODY: NO-

[tattycoram]

Obi-wan, staring at Cody: I could fix him The Kaminoans: Please don't it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan, half-awake: cody… we’re late.

cody: for what?

obi-wan: …i can’t remember, but i’m sure we are.

cody, pulling the covers back over them both: mm. five more minutes. we’ll worry about it later.

waxer, gawking in the entrance of the tent: :0

[thegalaxykatsworld]

Padme: did you know Obi wan gives Cody flowers every single morning?

Anakin:…yes?

Padme: why don’t you do that :(

Anakin:..

Anakin: d-do you want me too?

Padme: YES Ani!

-the next day-

Cody, staring at the flowers is Anakin offering him: why the hell are you doing this?

Anakin: I don’t get it either just take them-

[floffytofu]

Obi-Wan : Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Cody!

Cody : You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

[darth-kote]

Palpatine [manipulatively]: boys, what's this all about?

Corrie Guard [surrounding him, blasters raised]: don't act like you don't know

Palpatine [directly to Fox]: cmon, my boy, call your dogs down

Fox [twitching]: alright, men, stand down.. I'll handle this one alone [ensues tearing the flesh from Palp's bones]

Corrie guard: that's our Fox'ika🥹💓🫡

[the-chains-cafe]

Ravio: “ Thank you for missing me :) “

Hilda: -_-

Ravio:

Ravio: “ Well I mean if it cheers you up; your aim is getting better! “

[marce-mallow]

Gwen, about Max: Excuse me, I lost my kid, could I make an announcement?

Worker: Of course.

Gwen, over the PA speaker: Goodbye, you little shit

[theghostbunnie]

[headcanonthings]

Fox: I hate you Quinlan: *in his head* enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Anakin: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Cody... Obi-Wan: As you should be. Anakin: No, for real, he is kind of- Obi-Wan As. You. Should. Be.