So male yellow jackets have no stingers. Stinger, a yellow jacket that is referred to as male dose. This leaves us with only one option. stinger is the trans icon hockey didn’t know it needed.
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at the nhl all star game, there will be a number of cool skills challenges. one of these challenges is the "discover nhl fountain face-off(tm)". this competition apparently "takes place on the iconic bellagio fountains" which players will have to "travel by boat" to reach, and "fountain spray and the breeze off the strip" will provide complicating factors.
this is, in a word, insane. and there can be, in my estimation, only one conclusion. someone WILL end up in that fountain. the only question is will it be the result of: 1. accident, 2. zest for life, 3. pushed (affectionate), or 4. pushed (hateful). i now bring to you based exclusively on my own knowledge of the participants prior to this moment an assessment of the players based on why they, specifically, would end up in the bellagio fountain. no offence meant to any of them, i say this all either positively or neutrally. without further ado:
WHOSE FOUNTAIN IS IT ANYWAY
Jonathan Huberdeau: i don't really know anything about this man myself but the panthers have been dynamite lately and nhl.com describes him as an "offensive wizard" which i think could probably stoke some resentment at the moment. further information from My Good Friend @himbeaux-on-ice informs me he is currently leading the nhl in points. verdict: pushed (hateful)
Claude Giroux: my man here is so fucking tired. please let him live. he needs to relax and let loose for a while, and i feel like this might be a good opportunity for that. verdict: pushed (affectionate)
Jordan Eberle: buddy has Been Thru It on every single team he's ever been on. do not see why this would be any different. verdict: accident
Jocelyne Lamoureaux-Davidson: cooler than pretty much the entire nhl, has done so much interesting stuff and i've kept track of her career out of the corner of my eye. however. she is also a twin. so, provided her sister is in town, this would be a once in a lifetime opportunity. verdict: pushed (affectionate)
Roman Josi: too pretty for his own good, recall him fondly from the period of time where he and pk subban were d-partners. his logo for that drawing competition was an offence against the preds as an organization and also against gd HOWEVER boy did he ever commit. verdict: zest for life
Nick Suzuki: a delight, a pleasure, a meteoric talent. on the habs. Fucking Cursed. verdict: accident
Zach Werenski: i don't know who this man is at all. i google him. he is supposedly "the face of the cbj". this is enough said. verdict: accident
Mark Stone: i feel like this one speaks for itself but it'll be interesting to see if this will be a manifestation of him as he is on the ice (#ExpressiveMarkStone my beloved) or how he is off the ice (ah geez, ah shucks, ah man-). however. either way i feel like he's going to give it his all, and my mental image of this which is probably incorrect has them on little platforms in the water itself which is a recipe for disaster if you either 1. freak out and celly too hard, or 2. get too caught up in doing a good job you forget where the fuck you are. verdict: zest for life
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Hello. Does sidney crosby do the sign of the cross as part of his routine? I thought i saw a gif from your page about it but i cant find it anymore
Im genuinely having issues finding it as well, and my adhd means now that you've asked I genuinely have no memories of such things ever happening lol. I know Geno brings his icon/necklace/cross to his lips for the anthems and what you've asked sounds right but I don't know right now.
I will however tell you that I will write a sticky note and post it where i can see it for the next game to check for you as I did check the footage from the CBJ and FLA games to see if he did and couldnt find anything.
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