#caveman oscar

[cl0setedcannib4l]

ex machina

interesting movie. stardew valley is making me crash out. finally friday

[philosophybits]

Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the caveman had known how to laugh, history would have been different.

Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

[mecachrome]

excuse my caveman speak . lando shorter, big hand . oscar taller, small hand . they can’t keep getting away w This .

no literally anon the fun part about 814 to me is that they're truly samesamebutdifferent 🧡 as in oscar isn't functionally THAT much taller than lando but it's still noticeable enough and same applies with their hand sizes... also oscar is somewhat broader than lando but lando is more just like generally angular? + the way i draw them is lando warm skin tone + cool hair tone vs. oscar cool skin tone + warm hair tone which ! *__* krills me fsr. and even just like their summer break catchup and lando going i did EVERYTHING over break while oscar is like hmmm i basically did nothing and them both smiling about it :_) idk they're just both so comfortable being "opposites" even if it's not really traditional opposites..!!! i like it

[ratajota]

i've been rotating in my head the thought of becoming an english teacher too. it will be an effort because what very good english is for my province is caveman levels in buenos aires and i haven't formally studied in almost ten years. at least i remember the two years i had gone to an english institute very fondly, we read oscar wilde and also the first place i came out ❤️‍🩹

[laceyamethyst]

HELLO i am crash-landing in your inbox to declare that have ✨ BIG FEELINGS ✨ about the 2nd chapter of “he built a fire” and that i might leave an uber long comment on ao3 about all the big and small bits i absolutely loved if that’s ok, but if you’d rather i sent them here please let me know!! i stayed up last night to read it instead of going to bed early for work (and read it again anyway over breakfast, i am late, whoops 😬)

i just wanted to share/ask before i forgot

- i was kinda bummed you unalived i mean fired Brian off camera so easily, i wanted him to try reprimanding Oscar for his hilarious, politely sassy - but very public - comments during the Qatar GP and for Lando to come swooping to his defence 🫣 idea? maybe a leftover Brian Lackey? we all know Lando would throw hands the first chance he gets to defend Oscar

- also, imagine the Mexican GP in this universe - more importantly, the 5 F2 rookies driving in FP1 and your lore about how F2 drivers all look up to Oscar? Fred would be normal about it but imagine just 4 wide-eyed eager puppies following Oscar around and Lando just going full caveman banging pots and pans hollering in the town square declaring “THAT ONE MINE NO TOUCHY” in the background while Oscar’s just ☺️ ‘it’s really great to have them here’

- i was done with those two points but then i remembered Oscar inviting Lewis to an RC-car race after his win in Suzuka and I just 🤯 ??? Lewis IRL is so hugely supportive of the LGBTQI+, I just can’t help imagine how he’d fit in the Mission universe (accidental reluctant relationship guru? ‘don’t make the same mistakes i did?’)

thank you for your consideration i will now go back to floating on cloud nine after chapter two 💗 have a spectacular week, you deserve it after making mine so awesome ❤️

oh my goodness, this was just... the nicest most wholesome wonderful thing to wake up to?!? thank you SO much, you have no idea how happy it makes me that you enjoyed the fic 🥺

firstly, i would absolutely love to hear any and all thoughts you have about that chapter because it fills me with so much joy to see which parts of my fics readers like most (and it also helps me decide what plot points to focus on next)! so please feel free to comment away on here or on ao3, and never ever worry about it being too long

and secondly, serious question: are you in my brain?! because, listen:

let me tell you how i had a whole dramatic ass scene planned involving a very public takedown of brian courtesy of one (1) lando norris, but i had to cut it out bc the chapter length was getting out of hand 😭. i adore your idea of oscar's qatar comments getting him in trouble and lando jumping to his defense (on live TV, perhaps? ahem)

oh please the rookies hero-worshipping oscar at the mexican gp and lando having absolutely None of it? that image is sending me

ok yeah you absolutely are in my brain because how did you know i had a whole scene planned where lewis talked to oscar after the race (bc he of course crashed into him in monza), firstly to apologize but when he realizes osc and lando just fought he was going to be all 'don't you dare let racing tear you apart you will regret it forever *cough* i still love nico *cough*.' but yes i love lewis and im trying to work him into a future mission fic!

i'm sorry for this very long and unhinged response, i'm truly vibing with these ideas and am super appreciative of you taking the time to share them with me 🧡

[donnerpartyofone]

I've never seen a Joan Crawford movie! What are your favorite roles of hers besides the big ones she's most famous for?

You know what, I saw one of my new favorite movies of hers for the first time a year or two ago, that nobody ever talks about, THE STORY OF ESTHER COSTELLO. Definitely don't look it up on Wikipedia, the plot summary is right at the top of the page and it spoils every single thing in the movie in short order. It has kind of a Helen Keller type of setup, but it's more about greed and the showmanship of large-scale fundraising. I loved everything about it, although I really love melodrama, it's probably my favorite thing after horror. I think it might be on Tubi, it's totally awesome. Another lesser-known one that would be fun to watch, especially right now, would be THE UNKNOWN which is a silent horror film by Tod Browning who made DRACULA and FREAKS; it's this cool, twisted love triangle thing with Lon Chaney as a psychopathic armless knife-thrower. You've probably heard that you should watch MILDRED PIERCE and you heard right, I don't want to spoil anything if you don't know all about it already, just watch it. Don't miss HARRIET CRAIG where Joan plays a pathological liar, that's totally amazing and I recommend what I did, which is to double-bill it with ESTHER COSTELLO so you get to see Joan playing a really good person and a really bad person. JOHNNY GUITAR is honestly a movie like no other, a super lesbianic western musical (kind of?) that you just have to see if you care about seeing a really good movie. SUDDEN FEAR is a great thriller where Joan and Jack Palance appear to be the two biggest people in the world, and in the middle of the movie she gets to do this long stretch of acting with only facial expressions, she was nominated for an Oscar for this, whatever that means to ya. The older Joan gets the better she gets, I mean I get the emphasis on the camp factor in her later movies but she's genuinely terrific, she's always entertaining which is more than you can say for a lot of people. Surely you already know you should watch WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE?, you can probably move that to the head of the queue, and STRAIT-JACKET is at least as good as that, I think, even though people don't talk about it as much. That would be a good Halloween double-bill.

I'm sure I'm missing some obvious classics too, I haven't seen them all, but if you watch any of these movies you will definitely have a good time. You can watch TROG if you want to see her chasing a caveman around. But you should really watch MOMMIE DEAREST, it gets a bad rap for being over the top but there's much more to it than just a camp fest. I think it has a lot of genuinely excellent qualities, not the least of which Faye Dunaway's performance, like you really forget that she ISN'T just Joan Crawford back from the dead. And if you can, watch it with the audio commentary that John Waters recorded, he has a really refreshing perspective on the movie and he knows absolutely everything about Joan of course; it's like a whole other movie unto itself, with his commentary.

[fabbyf1]

Welcome back to part two of my commentary and GOD I LOVE THE WAY YOU WRITE OSCAR SO FUCKING MUCH I LOVE THEM I NEED THEM TO BE ENDGAME (I keep repeating myself, I’ll stop now, I’m very sorry, this is a GP fic I’ll stop getting distracted. But if you ever have the urge to talk about my favourite throuple let me know and we can talk)

HE BROUGHT A LIL BACKPACK I’M SO ENDEARED!!! What did he bring? Protein bars? Drinks? Homemade cookies from his wife?

“Yes, he says hello,” Max said, while Charles said, “Yes, he says you’re hot.” - Max desperately trying to be cool and unbothered while Charles is an absolute menace trying to rile everyone up might be the greatest thing I’ve ever witnessed on a Monday morning

Max getting hot and bothered about having Charles as his boyfriend is so on brand and I love it. At this point it’s basically a Charles-Kink, I don’t make the rules

GP is melting Max‘s brain and I love it so much!!

Max feeling comfortable enough to admit that he feels protected and even more that it’s something he usually doesn’t seek or gets to feel because he’s taking care of Charles (which he loves obviously but still) and all that because he’s with the people he trusts the most? It’s doing something to my feelings on this bright Monday morning ngl

“Use your words, please, Max.” - oh how the turns have tabled or sth like that. Charles is going to have a FIELD DAY with that bid

“He had never felt this uncool in his life.” - OH I LOVE IT I AM SO FUCKING ENDEARED WITH THIS VERSION OF MAX

….DID CHARLES JUST CALL GP SIR??? ANJAHAUAUAJWIEYSY!!!

Max getting possessive over Charles whenever someone other than Oscar is getting too comfortable (read: interacts) with Charles is making it REALLY DIFFICULT to not talk about Lestappen + Oscar endgame ngl…MOVING ON

…DID GP JUST CALL CHARLES DARLING???? How are they ever going to be normal again in public??? On a podium????

GP is way too good at doing what he’s doing and I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT!!

Max‘s praise kink being exposed and Max acting surprised LIKE WE DIDNT KNOW ALREADY

Ooooh he’s doing it on purpose isn’t he? Trying to push Max‘s buttons?!?!? He’s such a menace

If GP ever makes Max say thank you on the radio afterwards I am indeed going to die

Awwww Max trying to fight back and give commands, honey that’s cute but have you read the room?

„The similarities between his radio and bedroom voices would ruin Max’s life.“ - OH HELL YEAH

DID I JUST READ THE WORDS “PLEASE, DADDY” IN MY OFFICE WITH ME COLLEAGUE AT THE DESK RIGHT NEXT TO ME??? I am so going to hell (also yes, I did not wait 8 hours to finish reading, instead I’m ignoring my work mails to read a about GP training Max how to not behave like a caveman while Max discovers his praise kink. Gotta love Mondays)

GP CALLING MAX PRETTY BOY???? OH I AM SO FUCKING ENDEARED!!!! Also no baby, you’re pretty too!! Have you seen pictures of yourself?!?!? People should tell him more often how pretty he is :(

GP MENTIONING OSCAR LIKE THAT??? My heart can’t take it. Also I’m so fucking obsessed with the way GP is trying to piss Max off as much as possible to bully him into submission (the fact that he’s successful makes it even better)

“It was easy to distract Charles and Oscar whenever he got too lost in his head during a scene, but GP proved to be impossible to distract.” - Ooooooh I need Oscar and GP to have a conversation…

MAX AND GP BANTER LETS GO!!! Correct me if I’m wrong, but to me Max’s obsession with GPs dick is just a manifestation of his praise kink, he wants to see the visible confirmation that he’s doing a good job. Also I need to have a conversation with some people, because Max really needs to stop founding his confidence in the fact that he has an attractive boyfriend. He’s a catch too!!! Someone has to worship that man ASAP!

“Everything you got, please, Max,” - you did not!!!!!

Praising Charles for having Max and vice versa and both of them getting off because of it might be the most Lestappen thing I’ve ever read. They’re so gone for each other it’s pathetic (affectionate)

OH SHIT HES TOUCHING!!! I didn’t think you’d go there!!!! But GP touching and calling Max Maxy might have just killed me. I’m done, useless for the rest of the day, please try again in 2-3 business days, thankuverymuch

“Well, GP... did you learn anything?” YOU DID NOT?????

Summary: you are absolutely insane, I can’t believe you wrote this, I love it so much, I didn’t know I needed that in my life but here we are I guess. WELCOME BACK!! You’ve altered my brain chemistry with that one and I will never be able to watch a race in the same way.

Also Lestapri + GP podium when?

bestie please 😂😂😂

i was looking forward to pt2 of your reactions and you did not disappoint.

thank you so much for typing all this out 😭😭😭 it seriously made my day. you are so funny and i'm SO glad you enjoyed the fic!!!! I LOVE RUINING GP FOR EVERYBODYYYYYYY

[xiaoluclair]

2 & 3

2. neck kisses

3. forehead kisses // charlando // rating: T for language (G for everything else)

Barcelona is about to boil his skin off. He needs dive into a cold bath, burrow into an ice berg. Maybe staple a couple hundred glaciers to his back. Drown in a massive vat of deep freeze. He'd do anything for even a hint of relief.

"Why don't you take this off?" suggests Max.

Lando shrugs further into his hoodie. "Absolutely not."

So. Almost anything.

Max rolls his eyes. Gives Lando a nudge and it's fond, probably. Alex continues to tell them in great depth about one of his eighty three cats and one of its ninety four fuckups. "Absolutely massive testicle," he's saying, hands apart in front of himself in what Lando could probably safely assume to be said massive testicle. George nods along, invested.

Across the trailer, Carlos is in front of the mic. Perez stands slightly to the side in serious conversation with Lance and Bottas. There's a gap between the first two. Lando pats Max's thigh, starts to skim past Lewis while George is saying, "What I don't get is."

Lando's pretty sure there's a lot he shouldn't get with whatever Alex was saying. "'Scuse me," he says. Logan moves out of the way with an apology, a grin. He makes sure to tap Oscar's shoulder on his way past, looks back to see him glancing over one, then the other, then roll his eyes when they meet his.

"Sorry," he says, when he finally reaches the three. "Do you mind if I."

Bottas moves back a step. "Thanks," mutters Lando, drops to the floor. He observes, "You never told me you were into feet." Next to his thigh, Lance's green boots shuffle a little.

Charles barely casts him a look. "Must have slipped my mind." He takes a long sip from his bottle, doesn't shift when Lando's shoulder presses a little to his. Another pair of green shoes have joined the club. They're right by Charles's knee before it flattened out, limp and almost touching Alonso's toe.

"One of Alex's cats has a massive ball," Lando retells. "Or maybe it ate a massive ball — body ball, by the way. Like, y'know." Charles's head is against his, hair teases the top of Lando's vision. The hook of his shades is a lump against his skull. "I wasn't really listening. He'll probably tell you later - or George will."

"Fun," says Charles. It's more of a grunt really, caveman era. That'll be fun tonight. If there is a tonight. Lando's thinking of why their could be, wouldn't be, mental pros and cons list with the worn down chalk in his brain, when Charles moves away from him.

Okay, thinks Lando. Wouldn't be it is. Wonders if he should get up now, then and there. Has his palms to the floor when Charles stuffs half his head right into his throat, shades hanging from one hand. He wonders — hopes not — if Charles can feel his heart next to his ear. Perez shifts a little, knee knocking into Alonso's.

"I want you to know," says Lando, fingers nudge their way under Charles's polo to the hot skin beneath. There's a layer of sweat there — gross. He doesn't move. "I am not okay with this."

A blind scoff, over the folds of his hoodie and right into his skin. "You gave me this."

"On second thought," says Lando snippily, "I think I preferred when you were being a caveman." It triggers another noise that vibrates against him. Yeah, there we go. Lando tilts his head down, is inspecting a speck on the floor, Valtteri's boots. Head happens to rest on Charles's hair as gets an earful of it as well.

It's easier to stay that way too.

Eventually, Lance nudges Lando in the leg, leans down. "Interview," he says, intently stares at his knee, scratches it. No thanks, Lando almost says, but that's not a liberty he's afforded really, so. Charles moves against him, meaning Lando has to move his head too. Still, he isn't expecting the kiss on his neck.

"Go kick ass," Charles tells him after he's pulled away entirely, like he didn't just. Like he didn't. He winks before shoving his shades back over his nose like. Like he did just.

Lando gets another bump, this time to his shoulder and harder. "I hope you drown in snot," he tells Charles sincerely and, thumping still coming from way too high in his throat, leans forward and presses his mouth to the place burning between his eyes, slightly clammy. The dip of his chin bumps the bridge of the shades. "See you. Uh."

"Later," says Charles, and Lando can't see his eyes but.

"Later," he confirms. Charles leans back at that. He's smiling.

Lando, let through Lance's legs to stand up on the other side of him, rolls up the sleeves of his hoodie.

[sohannabarberaesque]

We can only imagine funsensically funtastic scenarios such as--

Captain Caveman being invited to some gathering of the Laydeez of Hanna-Barbera and not ogling too obnoxiously lustily at such Laydeez in attendance ...

Super Snooper and Blabbermouse actually having a decent owl-shift breakfast in some equally decent all-night diner as opposed to breakfast sandwiches in some convenience store (and hope the coffee is freshly brewed and strong as well) ...

Hog Waller's ursine community (as in The Hillbilly Bears) pulling off some serious all-night hootenannies of traditional folk melodies during their riverside heat-wave-driven campouts (as if swimming and diving weren't good enough distractions) ...

The Banana Splits' CoolBus turning up alongside the Oscar Mayer Frankmobile (f/k/a the Weinermobile) at some supermarket stop and attracting as much interest among the public as the Frankmobile (especially when it comes to requests for selfies and autographs and select such being given T-shirts or concert jackets) ...

Penelope Pitstop joining Peter Potamus for some impromptu diving sessions and finding the dive experience to be rather fascinating, even allowing for Peter's charm offensive ...

Skids from The King's crew actually taking off the bucket covering his eyes all this time and encouraged to wear sunglasses for once ...

Captain Caveman actually feeling all the more relaxed and refreshed after quite the night of wild primitive caveman-style lovemaking with his girlfriend Taffy, and having quite the breakfast afterwards just to replenish his well-spent energies ...

Muttley, after quite the evening of canine lovemaking most profound, returning home to find his master, Dick Dastardly, passed out from the heat (and laughing his head off at the whole, hoping his master would inevitably chew him out yet again for such "depraved lovemaking with the wrong sort of dogs") ...

Snagglepuss being invited to a opening night "after-the-show" reception in the Broadway manner, even staying around to hear the initial reviews from the bulldog editions and trying not to doze off ...

The Three Wolves (as in Loopy De Loop, Hokey Wolf and Mildew Wolf) developing a stage routine illuminating some of their more fascinating diving escapades, with a segment featuring the Divin' Pups (Bon-Bon and Ding-a-Ling) ...

Kwicky Koala's Aussie Food Truck selling out a carton of Arnott's Shredded Wheatmeal Biscuits within minutes, having picked up a couple of cartons with an eye towards scoping the novelty value (as if Sanitarium Weet-Bix wasn't rather predictably bland enow) ...

Ruff and Reddy attending a Cushman Club Rally and receiving some recognition for their devotion to the Cushman Scooter ...

[androgynousblackbox]

Things you should know about Oscar, my dog, in no particular order.

1. He is an idiot. I have seen this dog try to run into moving traffic because I accidentally let go of his leash for literally two second.

2. When he was a puppy and took him home for the first time he never cried, like puppies usually do when they miss their family. Not once.

3. He has an overbite wich means he is constantly showing off his front teeth and two prominent fangs, like some kind of caveman.

4. He was born with a hip displacement that makes him walk "funny" and also impedes he walks long distances, but other than that it never stopped him from playing and chase his toys whenever he was in the mood.

5. His fur is so soft. When it's long enough forms natural curls.

6. Freshly out of getting a new cut he looks like a little lamb, his skin pinkish skin.

7. He had a condition that somehow made his skin very irritable, so he could lick his own paws until they would get sore if I wasn't there to tell him "no, te vas a lastimar" and he would listen.

8. He tries to befriend everyone, even when they don't want anything to do with him. The cat of my relative that is staying with us had to be victim of many attempts of Oscar to play chase with him. Likewise, my own cat is not fond of when he tries to smell her from behind, but at least her reaction is just annoyance and not fear.

9. He has never barked at anyone with nothing but playful intent. I can't remember a single time he ever wasn't just happy to see another person, whether he met them for the first time or, again, didn't care about him. Often times I joked he was the worst guard dog possible because he would literally just smell the shoes of a thief and look at him asking if he wanted to play.

10. Somehow he would know it was me at the door before I reached for my keys at the entrance. He would sat in front of the door and stare, where with other people he would bark and look at us being VISITS, VISITS, DID YOU SEE THE VISITS.

11. He has a short tail so when he wags it around he moves his entire body with it, it was the cutest shit ever.

12. He hates having his nails clipped. He would growl at me while I was doing it, even when they were so fucking long that surely it was uncomfortable for him too.

13. He is one fucked up looking poodle and I knew the one they gave me at the place where he gets his hair cut wasn't him because of that.

14. His breath stinks.

15. He is easily fooled when playing. Or maybe he was just playing along as part of the fun.

16. He always tries to jump on female dogs, no matter how fucking big they are compared to him, and wanted to stand up to dogs that could probably eat him as a snack.

17. We tried to put sweaters on him and somehow he always managed to take them off, turning them into his new chew toys until they were torn to shreads soggy with saliva.

18. I don't know how he ate one time a piece of yarn that I had to pull out of his mouth for at least five seconds. I swear that thing had reached his stomach already.

19. When he was younger we had to put him on a leash and tied to a chair, because otherwise he would try to eat the trash despite having a freshly put down bowl of food. You don't want to know the kind of disasters I would find the next morning.

20. When he sleeps he got into the weirders poses ever, with his belly up, neck all twisted and maybe a leg hanging from his bed.

21. Speaking of his bed, he had at least three. They never lasted long because he destroyed them or try to fuck them so many times they weren't worth cleaning up anymore.

22. As most dogs, he would try to eat every bit of food he could that ever touched the floor. Unlike every dog, that meant a brief period of diarrhea for us to clean up.

23. The cutest poses of sleeping were when he would take out his mouth and do a constant bleep.

24. He stinks in general.

[evajellion]

I do believe they meant Hero!Oersted when someone else is the Villain. Anyway, Trent subdues Pogo with effort thanks to his training. But goodness, the caveman is bitey. "Yet that feral survival instinct could just what I need for help- HEY! MY SHOTGUN IS NOT FOOD!"

Ahhh- sorry, I misunderstood! In that case, Oersted seems to be the one member trying to actively calm Pogo rather than focus on subduing- (Lol poor Trent)

Speaking of which… might as well cover the Oscar confrontations now- (context: found bathing in a fountain, tries to spar whoever is leading for fun)

Sundown Kid - What is this young man even doing, trying to take a bath…? regardless, Oscar recognizes the threat of a gun, but she's surprised at how quick he fires.

Pogo - Again, Pogo can see through the disguise, but it won't stop Oscar from trying to spar him for funsies. To her, he'll prove interesting given his height and feral personality, and be impressed when she's beaten.

Yun - Is actually the only one Oscar will not try to spar with because he looks young and seems to also be a peasant like herself. He looks to be about the same age as one of her siblings, so…

Hong - Oscar admires someone who is well-fed in spite of his commoner status, and wants to know how he pulled off his "dine and dash". Hong doesn't encourage it.

Lei - Happy to see another woman, but wants to see if she isn't weak or frail. Lei quickly gets pissed and proves her wrong.

Oboro - "You resemble wine grapes", proceeds to pick on him for his short, serious stature. He subdues her quick and she makes offhand comments about it.

Masaru - "I thought French people were supposed to be charming!" Oscar thinks he isn't very bright and tells him that his brawn won't be helpful if he isn't cunning, and tries to prove it to him.

Akira - Oscar admittedly confuses Akira for an adult, and Akira is fooled by the disguise. Giving her visions of her mother seems to be the best way to get her to stop fooling around.

Cube - Doesn't know what Cube really is. She assumes they're a weapon on wheels and gets sprayed for her troubles.

[kevrocksicehouse]

The very idea of Roger Corman. The idea that the producer/director of Swamp Women, Attack of the Crab Monsters, Teenage Caveman and The Little Shop of Horrors could be considered a titan of films sounds condescending if not absurd when you say it out loud but it’s also undeniably true. As the leading director for the low-budget American Releasing Company (later renamed American International Pictures) Corman worked cheap and fast, putting his stamp on literally hundreds of films marketed to drive-in theaters and aiming squarely at an emerging teenage audience. But unlike other peers such as William Castle, Russ Meyers and Herschel Gordon Lewis his films avoided gimmicky hucksterism and sleaze, instead forming a genuine cinematic underground that increasingly explored (and exploited) a youth culture of teenage hot-rod racers, (1954’s The Fast and the Furious),  rock and rollers (1957’s Rock All Night and Carnival Rock)  motorcycle gangs (1966’s The Wild Angels) and drug users (1967’s The Trip) without a hint of moralism (Corman tried a “message” movie, 1962’s anti-racism The Intruder but it became one of his very few money-losers). He was even able to make a drive-in hit out of Edgar Allen Poe  (1960’s House of Usher, The Pit and the Pendulum, 1962’s The Premature Burial and Tales of Terror 1963’s The Raven and 1964’s Masque of the Red Death).

He also had an almost unparalleled eye for new directors, giving big breaks to Francis Ford Coppola (1963’s Dementia 13) Peter Bogdanovich (1968’s Targets) Martin Scorsese (1972’s Boxcar Bertha), Jonathan Demme (1974’s Caged Heat) and Ron Howard (1977s Grand Theft Auto) and actors, giving early work to  Charles Bronson Jack Nicholson, Dennis Hopper,  Robert De Niro, Sylvester Stallone, Peter Fonda, Bruce Dern, Diane Ladd and William Shatner. 

And after he bought Ingmar Bergman’s Cries and Whispers in 1972 and released it through his recently founded studio New World he was able to bring films by Francois Truffaut (1975’s The Story of Adele H. and 1976’s Small Change) Fredrico Fellini (1974’s Amarcord) Akira Kurosawa (1975’s Dersu Uzala)  and Volker Schlondorff  (1979’s The Tin Drum) to bigger distribution than most subtitled films (all four won Oscars as well). 

In 2009 Corman got a Lifetime Achievement Academy Award. It was richly deserved.

[hotsauceintheebag]

"Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the caveman had known how to laugh, History would have been different."

-The picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde

[sodapoppss]

WHOOPSS REBLOGGED ON THE WRONG ACCOUNT LOL

Anyways it's ironic cause she has no use for toilet paper she uses a bidet

Rose: HAH UNLIKE YOU I DONT WIPE LIKE A CAVEMAN!

Oscar: what the hell-

Do you think Rose and Oscar would genuinely celebrate each other's birthdays or pull pranks on each other during that time

Yeah they totally would genuinely celebrate their birthday ever now and then

But...

They would get I biiiiiiiitttttt mischievous at times

They would either just prank each other on their birthdays just to have a little bit of fun at times and if It got too far they would apologize

Oscar was in the shower just about get out to get ready for today which was his birthday! Buuuuut Rose had other plans for this day ....

Rose: *enters Oscar's room* Heh Heh *pulls put itching powder*

Rose: Whoopsies! Hah Hah! *pours it in* hehe hahaha! *runs out and sits on the couch*

Oscar: Yueru nunuera nyunuea Yorraccha shuranaaaa *Enters room*

*eh?* *Gnnhig* *GAHHHH*

Oscar: *Busts opens door* "YOUUUUU!"

*Raspberry*

Oscar and Rose were both Sitting down watching a new movie on Squidlex while Rose was eating another Bowl full of sweet strawberry pudding That Oscar made for her on her birthday !

.

.

.

Rose: my pudding tastes weird.

Oscar: hmm?

Rose: my pudding, it tastes weird, its been tasting like this ever since i took my first Bowl, and its not bad but ehh did you put anything different it, any low fat ingredients in or something?

Oscar: mmm No not really I make it the same way as I always do .

Oscar: but i Diiiiiid add this though *shows a bottle of laxative*

*GGGURGLE*

Oscar: "Guess that third helping of yours didn't hit the spot then hmm?"

"Oh youuu suck"

*gggGurgle*

*rushes to bathroom*

Oscar: Yeah you keep thinking that

Oscar: you have plenty of time to *pats down hidden Toilet paper Roll pack*

[rubyxoscar4life]

Came to mind, had to draw, just a very quick sketch. Hope you like it and enjoy! XD ( I hope this becomes a thing!)