#cause whyyy haven’t I???

[gojosprettyprincess]

VANESSA VANESSA QUICK QUICK IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE ONE ANIME CHARACTER OUT OF ALL IN ANIME UNIVERSE WHO WOULD IT BE???

AHHH THIS IS A TOUGH ONE!! jk its not

I would choose this man over anime character ever. Yes I mean over Toji, over Gojo over all of them!!! And fun fact I LOVED this man since I was 14 years old like no matter what I can never get over him.

LIKEEE HIS ANGER ISSUESSS BRO. Imagine you’re Dynamights Wife, and he hates every other fucking soul and act completely rude towards everyone but is so so sweet towards you behind close doors like he acts like a literal BABY. And imagine one day he comes home from his pro-hero job and he’s all pissed off and stressed out bc a villain escaped from him and he takes it out on his poor quirkless housewife who’s just trying to make dinner but instead he fucks you dumb on the dinner table till you can’t think anymore, till the fucking table collapse!!! And your mixed cum flows down your shivering legs onto the floor 🙂‍↕️

And I think he would be such a lovely husband and he’d do ANYTHING to protect you and your kids omgg

[zeltqz]

I can’t stop thinking about Rin eating his girl out for a first time and cumming in his pants without even noticing. He would be so awkward and anxious ab it but so cute RAAAHHH

“I got a question,” you asked, turning to look at Rindou. 

“Shoot.” The two of you were on your bed, in the midst of cuddling, when you popped the question,

“Why haven’t you eaten me out yet?”

Rindou glanced at you. “Because I’ve never done it before.”

“You’re fucking lying.” Your mouth was open, shocked, as you sat up, looking down at the boy next to you. 

“I’m not.” Rindou had one arm behind his head and shrugged, the other fiddling with the blanket. “Why is that so hard to believe?”

“Because you’re you,” you stated dumbly yet seriously, and Rindou simply arched his brow at you. 

“What?”

You huffed. “Want me to be blunt about it?”

“Sure.”

“How do you have the reputation you have and tell me right now you’ve never given a girl head?”

He shrugged again and you groaned, wondering if you were just making a big deal over nothing. You moved to lay back down and stared at your ceiling, coming to the conclusion that no, you weren’t in fact overreacting, yes this was weird, and no amount of him acting nonchalant could change that. 

“I’m sorry but it just doesn’t make sense!” you continued. Beside you, Rindou groaned. 

“If I knew you were gonna make a big deal out of this then I wouldn’t have told you.”

“I’m not making fun of you or anything. It’s just like wow. You know?”

He scrunched his nose. “Not really.”

“How would you react if I told you that I’d never sucked a dick before?”

“But you have. Mine,” he said with a smirk. You rolled your eyes.

“Well yeah. But that’s not the point.”

He hummed thoughtfully. “I guess it'd be kinda weird.”

You interrupted him. “See—!”

“But it’s two different things,” he finished and your mouth slammed shut. “We aren’t the same.”

“What?” Dimly, you knew where he was going with this, and had to prepare yourself for the amount of bullshit he was about to spew out of his mouth. 

“Cause like. Blowjobs are a necessity in sex. How else are we supposed to get hard? It’s different because girls get wet regardless. I don’t need to eat you out to get you wet.”

You pinched your nose bridge. “That’s not the point.”

“What is the point then?”

“It’s about making us feel good.”

“You feel good during the actual sex, no?” he asked, turning to face you on his side. 

“Before you, not really. Maybe the guys I was with just sucked.”

“Unfortunate for you,” he chuckled, laughing when you threatened to suffocate him with your pillow. “Really though that’s unfortunate for you.”

“Yeah I know,” you sulked. “I’m over it now though. But I guess I understand you.”

“What do you mean?”

“Like.” You also turned to face him, playing with the hem of his shirt. “I’m not a big fan of giving blowjobs cause they’re always rough with it and my jaw and throat hurts for days after. So I understand you kinda.”

“It’s not that I hate doing it. I just don’t see the point.”

“But whyyy ? Because it doesn’t benefit you?”

Rindou rubbed a hand over his face. “You’re making me sound like a dick.”

“Not me. Your responses are.”

“What, so you want me to eat you out? Is that where you’re going with this?” He looked you dead in the eye and you stammered. 

“W—what? Where’d you get that from?”

“You keep obsessing over the fact that I never gave head before.”

“Uh no! It’s just shocking, that’s all,” you defended, getting marginally more irritated when he still looked like he didn’t believe you. Scoffing, you rolled your eyes. “That doesn’t matter anyway. You wouldn’t be able to handle me,” you teased, a cheekily proud smile on your face as you shifted to lay back down.

“Girl, stop playing around and come here.” He put a gentle, but firm hand on your lower back and tugged you towards him. You kept laughing and brushed some hair out of his face, your hand lingering on his cheek as your eyes roamed all over his face. His eyes were a shade of violet you’d never seen before and the way he was looking at you right now has your stomach tightening in knots. 

His hand slid from your lower back, a warm heat following his palm as he skimmed over your ass, grabbing your thigh and jerked your leg over his hips. He leaned in and kissed you. It was soft and sweet and made you lose yourself in it for a moment before you came to a realisation and reluctantly pulled away. 

“Wait, you were serious?”

“Yeah?” He looked down at your chest, hand moving to your waist. “You thought I wasn’t?”

“Yeah. It just seems a bit…I dunno. I don’t want you to feel forced into doing it,” you whispered. He rolled his eyes and sat up, your back moving to lay flat as he rolled on top of you.

“Nobody can force me to do anything” he stated, and kissed you again. 

“I know but—” You barely had time to respond as his lips pressed against yours again. His hips lowered against yours and the growing erection in his shorts brushing against your inner thighs had you humming reverently into his mouth. “This feels different though,” you finished, out of breath as you finally gathered the strength to break away.

“Doesn’t have to be. It can be an experiment or something.” His head dipped down to leave a trail of ticklish kisses on your neck, body bowing up to press your chest against his. “Besides, I kinda wanna know how it feels now,” he mumbled against your skin.

“Really?” you asked, mildly embarrassed of the way your voice went high for a moment.

“Mmhm.” He sat up and grabbed your hips, lifted them up at an angle to help slide your shorts down, your panties following shortly after.

You didn’t have time to feel embarrassed as he spread your legs open, running his hands up and down your thighs as he eyed your exposed pussy. “Fuck,” he breathed, setting your hips back down on the bed.

“Rindou,” you whispered as he set himself between your legs. His eyes lingered on your beautiful pussy, how it was already wet, slick sticking to your folds. He licked his lips. He looked up at you and you smiled shyly, fighting the urge to hide your face in the pillow at the feeling of being so exposed to him. 

He gripped onto your thighs, nails digging into your skin as he dipped his head down, licking a long, experimental stripe up your pussy. Your mouth fell open, a slow, long, shaky breath escaping you. 

He gauged your reaction, licking another stripe just to watch your head fall back to the pillow, hands scrambling to touch his hair. He grinned and moved closer to your clit, throbbing and shiny from his saliva. The sound that escaped you when he sealed his lips around your clit and sucked was enough to instantly make him hard, his name a long breathy moan on your lips that had him fighting to grind futilely into your bed to relieve some pressure.

He gained some more confidence and began sucking and licking at your pussy, the taste of you sweet and addictive on his tongue. Rindou wasn’t sure what he was expecting but it wasn’t this. He found himself with this desperate desire to pull as many sounds from you as possible. His tongue, flicking repeatedly against your clit, slid down to your hole, hesitating for a moment before gently pushing it through and the way you keened had him groaning into your cunt. He tongue licked in every direction inside you, fucking in and out, and making the wettest mess on your pussy. His nose brushed against your clit as he moved his face side to side, taking in your scent.

Rindou wasn’t an idiot. He’d seen porn before. He knows how to make a girl scream with his cock, and fingers, but never his tongue. Before he’d never seen the appeal of eating pussy, and before your conversation today, he wouldn’t have been open to the idea. But laying here now, the bottom half of his face drenched in your wetness, and your thighs squishing against the sides of his head, he realised he didn’t want to stop. 

Not even as you came, your walls pulsing tight against his tongue, his arms wrapping around both your thighs to keep you down even as your hips began to twitch. He exploded in his pants. He didn’t even realise, not as his mind was distracted with repeating your moans on loop, on keeping you down on the bed as you tried to squirm away from his tongue. He kept licking and sucking, and kissing your folds until they were puffy and overstimulated. 

He wanted to see your face, what kind of expression you were making but you refused to look at him, two hands covering the sight. He closed his eyes and sucked your clit, feeling it throb in his mouth. Everything was so addictive, the taste of you, the feeling of digging his hands into your thighs, the way your hips couldn’t stay still.

“I can’t—Rin, please,” you begged, voice worn out. “It’s too much.”

“Just a bit more,”  he mumbled, pushing your legs to your chest. He readjusted himself to lick deeper into your pussy, holding your legs by the ankles as you struggled to take anymore of this. “Fuck you taste so good.” He let go of one ankle and spread your folds apart with two fingers, flicking his tongue against your pussy. His face was buried in your sex, eyes squeezed impossibly shut as his mouth sloppily kissed and licked like a starved man.

He hummed and smiled when your entire body jolted. Your hand flew to your mouth and your back arched, gripping the sheets as you came for the second time, your entire body buzzing and you shook, toes curling as you rocked through it. 

He sat up and you watched through tired eyes as he swiped a hand over his face. You raised your arms up and he lowered himself until you wrapped your arms around his neck. He slid his hands under your thighs, lifting you up, and you squealed, wrapping your legs around his hips. 

You pulled him in for a kiss, his tongue tangling with yours. All you could taste was yourself and your face heated up when you realised. He pulled your bottom lip into your mouth and bit it, your moan stuttering off into a groan. You broke the kiss and looked down as he settled you back on the bed, your hand drawn to the hard bulge in his boxers. 

He hissed when you grabbed his cock, then froze as your hand touched something wet. You slowly peeled your hand away and brought it up to your face, your eyes going wide at the strings of cum sticking to your palm.

“Did you…?”

“What?” Rindou looked at you confused before he felt a wet patch in his pants. “Oh my fucking god.” 

“Did you seriously bust in your pants without noticing?”

“Laugh and I’ll kill you.” Your face contorted as you tried to keep from smiling, the facade breaking as you burst into a fit of giggles and laughter, holding your stomach.

“I said you couldn’t handle me, and I was right!”

He rubbed a hand over his face, feeling blood rush to his cheeks turning them to a sensitive pink hue. “Please stop laughing.”

“Oh my god.” You smiled at him, the expression so endearing for a minute he forgot his humiliation until you started giggling again, seeing his blush. 

“I swear I didn’t even feel it,” he sighed, flopping down next to you. You pulled him closer, wrapping your arms around his neck. 

“I won’t tell anyone don’t worry. It was cute.”

It definitely wasn’t his finest moment, and he still doesn’t know how or why his body reacted that way, but the fact remains that this moment will be engraved in his memory every single time he eats pussy in the foreseeable future.

“Oh my god,” he groaned, covering his face, ears heating up when you started cackling again.

“Stop laughing right now before I bring up the time you almost puked when sucking me off.” Your laughter immediately died as you stared at him, his smirk only growing. “Or the time you farted when on top. Or the time you—”

“Finish the last one and I’ll kill you,” you threatened, voice serious.

His mouth was still open, his eyebrows raising as he gauged your reaction. “When you burped in the middle of making out,” he finished and you sat up quickly, smothering him in the face with a  pillow.

[botchedsundoll]

Yooo your kengan men x reader headcanons were kinda fire

Would you consider making headcanons for gaolang with a s/o that doesn't take care of themselves properly (I desperately need him to baby me tbh)

Thank you in advance 🙏🙏 you're goated fr

G. WONGSAWAT X READER

ೃ⁀➷ sypnosis; s/o with a lack of care for themselves hc’s

ೃ⁀➷ warnings; none!! fluff!!

ೃ⁀➷ author’s note; sigh anon don’t we all, WHYYY is this fandom so dead💔, miss its prime, anyways gaolang!! my king!!!

he’s a VERY caring person at heart about those close to him - despite how little he shows it

so when he realises how little regard you have for your own wellbeing he can’t help but feel a bit frustrated about it all. you’re one of the only people he holds dear to him and seeing you taking so little care for yourself just simply pisses him off

will be on your ass CONSTANTLY. asking whether you’ve ate, had anything to drink today, brushed your teeth, slept at all - the generic things

to the point it can get rather frustrating at times

once he hears you haven’t ate and it’s already 8pm? you best believe he’s dragging you to the kitchen, sitting your ass down on one of the stools and either pulling something out the fridge or making something from scratch. and if you won’t eat it yourself for whatever reason, he’ll sit down with you and genuinely start feeding you it himself

you haven’t slept for some reason? he’s running you a bath with all sorts of oils, helping you out with your night routine (which he most likely established for you) once you get out. whether that be helping you with your skincare or aiding you with sorting your hair out, he’s there every step of the way

and at the very end, tucking you into bed himself - his usual stoic demeanour so prominent despite how heartfelt his actions are

if you have any bad habits, whether that be smoking, biting nails, harming yourself accidentally due to fits of rage, or basically anything he deems can have a negative impact on you in any way - he’ll help you deal with it.

holding your hands in his so you don’t bite your nails, helping you wind down so you don’t lose control of your temper is just some of the things he’ll do

for some reason, he knows exactly what to do no matter the circumstance. it just somehow comes to him naturally without a second thought

most definitely negotiates with you. probably something along the lines of him letting you do whatever you feel like with his hair or something he’d usually wouldn’t be too keen on, as long as you follow through with his request of making sure to eat today or get some shut eye

despite his job and general day to day duties which cause him to be unable to see you as often as he’d like to, he’s always making sure you’re taking good care of yourself

[that-gay-gal]

Redrew some old art :3

Wowzers I haven’t posted in a while. Probably cuz I’ve been fixating on Batman stuff

The said old art is under the cut because I don’t want to force anyone to see how bad it is since it physically pains me to look at it

The redraw coulda been better but eh

Im reallllyyyy hoping this is how mirrors work cause idk how mirror

Anyway have a coolio rest of your day y’all

Edit: starts hysterically sobbing bc I DID mess up how mirrors work

Guys don’t be like me. Learn how mirrors work. This took me way to long to realize that I done f’d it up

WHYYY AM I SO DUMB

[books4evermorr]

hiiii. im here to ask you some unnecessary and completely random questions//make you list something

: ̗̀➛ opinion on turtles?

: ̗̀➛ do you like roosters?

: ̗̀➛ does it snow where you live?

: ̗̀➛ do you have a painting or poster in your room? if so, what is it and why do you have ir?

: ̗̀➛ tell me 3 random facts about you that you've never said online

(FEEL FREE TO IGNORE THIS. MY FRIEND (MARE OR @/STVRLIGHHTT) DOES THIS SOO)

happy holidays my beloved mutual <3

hello!!!

Turtles are amazing and I love them (I seriously don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like turtles cause why? 🤨)

I haven’t really lived near a rooster so I have no opinion on them , I feel like they might get annoying but idrk 🫡

No it doesn’t snow where I live 😔

I used to have a frozen Elsa and Anna poster in my room when I was like 11 and shared a room with my sister :)) Currently I don’t have any posters or paintings but I am probably gonna get some

Three random facts about me that I haven’t shared online are probably

1) I have long hair

2) I hate peanuts and instead of answering the “but whyyy?” question each time I just say I am allergic instead :”)

3) I am learning to paint, although I haven’t been practising all that much lately 🥲

(this was so hard. There is nothing interesting about me istg)

dw these were all very important questions

and

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU TOO!!!

🌷💫⛄️❄️✨🧁🎀🧸🎁🪄🎄💌

[smilesrobotlover]

Hiiii I’m bored cause I can’t focus on reading rn (spongebob is on the tv now 😭) and so have come to bother you about the Odyssey

Your notes about the ending just GOT ME. I agree that it was abrupt and kinda weird (i know he had to go do what the prophet told him to but whyyy couldn’t it have ended with him and Pen snuggling and telling each other about their time apart?? 😭). But also I’m having SO MANY FEELS about how not only did Ody not listen when Athena first calls for the bloodshed to stop but when she tells him a second time (and Zeus sends some lightning for good measure alsjdkdbdm) and he actually pays attention…he’s HAPPY to do so. He’s seen and caused so much bloodshed by now that it’s like he doesn’t really know how to step out of the warrior roll and allow himself to just…be. But he wants to, he wants it all to stop so he can spend the rest of his days with his beloved wife and son, at long last gaining some semblance of peace. And there’s something wonderfully symbolic about the gods FINALLY allowing him that

Sorry about the ramble. Like I said I’ve got a lot of feels and no one to share them with XD

YEAH I LOVE THE RAMBLINGS I WANNA TALK ABKUT THIS STORY FR!!

Yeah the ending wasn’t a vibe, but like you said, there was stuff to be done. But I would’ve loved to see more Pen and Ody together cuz they’re sooooo cute. Plus Pen and Ody and Telemachus too! They haven’t been able to be a family and I wanna see it!!!

But yeah that part got to me. He doesn’t know how to stop, but he wants to. He wants to live in peace, he wants to be with his family, he wants the bloodshed to stop but he can’t. He’s been fighting for 20 years now and he doesn’t know how to rest. So now when the gods finally allow him to rest ough. It’s so good. And it’s so needed. I never thought about the gods symbolically allowing him the rest that’s a neat thing to point out! But yeah, Ody can finally rest with his son and wife <33333 I love them sm

[the-cat-chat]

December 13, 2024

Krampus (2015)

When dysfunctional family squabbling causes young Max to lose his festive spirit, it unleashes the wrath of the fearsome demon.

Warning: Review may contain spoilers. Read at your own risk.

JayBell: Happy Friday the 13th! I swear there were so many more Friday the 13ths this year than usual. Unluckily (or luckily? I don't even know any more) there still aren't any Friday the 13th movies for us to watch. And in the spirit of Christmas, we've got holiday horror.

In the beginning, I had hope for this movie. Not high hopes, but hope. Krampus is a perfect setup for a Christmas horror movie, how could it go so wrong? I think what upsets me most about this movie is that Krampus should be targeting naughty or mean or bad kids at Christmas right? Right? Well here we have young Max who is the sweetest kid, and he loses faith at Christmas because of how his family members bully him and how dysfunctional they are. He feels like the wrong target for Krampus. At least make Max a naughty kid at the beginning of the movie so this attack by Krampus and co. feels justified. You could even give him a nice character arc that way too, forcing him to be kind and regret his earlier bad behavior. But no. What is Max's lesson? To not be angry when people pick on him? To sacrifice himself for other peoples' mistakes and wrongdoings?

Plus, the movie introduces so many plot points or character details that go nowhere. For example, we have a stressed marriage due to overworking father, strained relationship between aunt and niece, sisters grown distant due to class differences, etc. But in the end, none of it amounts to anything or progresses the plot or forces character growth. The only growth we get is from the husbands bonding, which is like the least interesting dynamic from the list above.

This movie doesn't know exactly what it wants to be. Like in the beginning, there are some serious issues brought up. It began to feel like a family drama where we tackle some issues. And then it went 180 and became so over the top campy and everything important and serious is dropped off the face of the earth. If you want campy, then just commit to it.

Final gripe: Too. Many. Villains. You can have Krampus and maybe ONE minion. Okay? One. That's it. You can even count all the evil gingerbreads as one if you want. Too many villains dilute the scares in my opinion cause your brain is on overload.

I'm not even gonna talk about the monsters in this movie. No thanks, I've blocked that trauma.

Rating: 3/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: Sooo a Friday the 13th in December is a special holiday. And since we couldn’t find a Friday the 13th movie streaming that we haven’t seen weeee (I mean meeeee stupidly) picked this movie. - Krampus could only be a hallucination that lets you get a glimpse of what a good day in purgatory would look like.

I ’m gonna start with the grossness of Krampus. The eyes, the tongue, the teeth, the fingers. And his minions. I don’t wanna talk about the Jack in the Box. But what the actual actuallll. That mouth. The gingies with their shivs. The bird doll thing. The bear. The sounds. The tongues. Whyyy so many tongues?!?! The shrieking screeches. The jingling. Oh and the elves. Whhhy!?!? The giggles. Ugggg.

And the plot. First, the cousins and other family. Wow. And this poor kid. All he wanted was his family to not be dysfunctional and have a good Christmas. Is that too much to ask? I don’t think so. I feel for him. Butttt nooooo Krampus had to come anyway. Why? Like he wasn’t bad - he was upset - soooo why punish him. I really lost the plot beyond just all the gross characters bc none of it makes sense. Honestly, I was peeved at the end. So stupid. All that suffering. It’s CHRISTMAS!!!! Whyyyyy can’t the stupid new Grinch be out or why isn’t there a Christmas Friday the 13th?? There’s 500 other versions!!! Buttttt nooo it’s just the stupid gross Krampus movie. I need therapy now more than ever.

Rating:-10/10 Black Christmas Cats 🐈‍⬛

[detectivesus]

It’s also easier from an outside perspective. Last week I was like “whyyy on earth do I have such a bad stomach ache???” And my gf was like “Umm perhaps cause you’ve been super anxious for days and your stomach has been in knots so you probably haven’t properly processed any of the food you’ve eaten?”

I was still like “hmmm maybe idk”

scandi saying ‘if a hug fixes your nausea you’re not sick’ ugh we have wise women

[wix-0-nightshade]

Will I regret my decision in looking into combat games? Probably. But if it’s for the lore of it all then yes. Besides my general burnout for Archives/Protocol I that space been slowly filled with Modern Warfare as well going into Halo. Most of it for the story and seeing it here and there and it’s been peeking out of my memory. However. Did I go through watching the play through’s- yes.

GRAVES DESERVED HIS DEATH!! HE CAN GO TO HELL- God damnit. Shepherd knew what was coming to. But. Seeing the comments for game 3- Eheh. Eghhh- I don’t look at comments. Cause of spoilers. But this time I did. For whatever reason I did.

SOAP- AGHHH NOOOO- I haven’t even watched it and it’s only temptation. Why. Whyyy- AND IN PRICE ARMS-

Egghhh- I don’t wanna watch MW3 but at the same time do.

Depending on how much I like Halo though with it being a long line I may actually go through. And thanking to a friend of mine for the help in the order.

This just gonna be- interesting. Most times it’s just small or indie games. But my mind wants something new I suppose? But makes sense with so much repetitive things.

Damn hate burnout and hopefully find time to finish season 1 of protocol and that the burnt out goes away soon. But know it may be a bit- eghhh.

[mountttmase]

Hello lovelyyyyy

It's chapter 4 moment

Mason sent through the address within the hour and you had a quick nosey at where it was. The house was huge, on a private road surrounded by other huge houses, and it was a far cry from you little one bed flat. OH IT'S THAT CHAPTER 🤭🤭🤭

THE FACT THAT HE JUST WANTS HER THERE

FREY MADE HER FIRST APPEARANCE ,HI LOVEEEE😌😌😌

‘So do it. Doll yourself up and go see your man’ SHE ALREADY KNEW HE WAS GOING TO BE HER MAN, OUR FREY IS A LITTLE GENIOUS

‘Ah, I was beginning to think he’d made you up’ the man laughed as you hugged your arms around yourself. ‘I’m Kai, by the way. Come on let’s get you inside, I can take you to him’ he offered and you smiled before following him in. I LOVE HOW THE FIRST FRIEND OF HIS SHE MET WAS KAI

‘Y/n? I didn’t think you were coming’ he told you as he approached, Kai now having moved from behind you to stand with the other boys and you gulped down a nervous lump as you looked up at Mason. HOW HAPPY IS HEEEEE🤭🤭

‘So where are these cute boys you promised me’ you asked with a smile as you turned and made your way out, laughing to yourself as you heard him scoff behind you. SHE IS A TEASEEEE

‘I never promised you that. Plus there’s only one and he’s right here’ HE IS SPEAKING TRUTHS

SOPHIA HI BABYYYY🤭🤭

WHEN THEY SAT TOGETHER AND HE WAS CLEARLY OVERWHELMED BY HIS FEELING SO HE COULDN'T SAY A THING TO HER

HELLO BEN, YOI DON'T KNOW THAT YET BUT YOU'RE GOING TO BE ONE OF OUR AND THEIR SAVIORS

‘Why was he feeling you?’ He probed, his eyebrow’s drawing together in what you assumed was jealousy and you let out a breath before stumbling over to sit next to him on the bed. LITTLE JEALOUS BABY😌

‘It’s late, Mason. Plus we sat together downstairs for over an hour and you didn’t hardly say a word to me’ you pouted and he gulped as he’d realised you’d noticed. ‘Why haven’t you? Have I done something wrong? I know I can be difficult but I’m trying’ You told him softly, the alcohol seeming to make you a bit vulnerable and honest and you watched his face drop as he realised you were a bit upset about it. THAT PART NEVER FAILS IN MAKING ME TEAR UP

HE JUST WANTED TO BE WITH HER AND HE WAS READY TO SLEEP WITH BEN IF IT WAS NEEDED 🤭🤭🤭

‘What’s that?’ You asked he he followed your line of sight, blushing and stuttering as he caught onto what you were looking at. ‘Is that for me?’ OOOO COOKIES

Without thinking about it, you threw your arms around his shoulders and buried your face into his neck. He seemed shocked at first, but after a second he wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you into his body even further. WAS THAT THEIR FIRST HUG OR I'M FORGETTING SOMETHING?

‘Mason?’ You called quietly and he whipped his head round to look at you. You watched the way his eyes widened as he gave you a once over, slyly licking his lips before his eyes met yours. ‘You don’t have to sleep on the floor, I’d feel awful if you hurt your back or something. There’s enough room for the both of us’ you told him, nodding to the bed but he shook his head almost instantly. BEST DECISION EVER Y/N TRUST MEEEE

THE FACT THAT HE WENT TO SLEEP ALL DRESSED TO NOT MAKE HER UNCOMFORTABLE....🥹🥹🥹

AND THE FACT THAT SHE WAS SOOOO SCARED CAUSE HE DIDN'T TALK WITH HER DURING THE NIGHT

OUR GIRL IS IN LOVE, AND WE CAN COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND WHYYY

HOW MUCH CAN I LOVE THESE TWO LOZ?

THEY ARE MY TWO PERFECT BABIES, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WE ARE GOING TO SAY BYE TO THEM BY THE END OF THIS WEEK🥺

Mase my respectful king 🥺 he was so shy bless him

They’re so in love they just can’t see it yet

And the start of the cookie obsession 😂🩷

[humandot3x3-has-failed]

Reflections Pt.1

“Come on Lars, it’s been almost a week since anyone’s seen Jenn, just give her wife a call, won’t you? None of the rest of us have her number,” said a slender individual to the larger bear of a man, who merely grunted in reluctant agreement. 

Maria was in the middle of having coffee with a friend when her cell began to ring. She recognized the number as Jenn’s boss and answered the call. “Hi Lars, what’s going on? … Oh, you haven’t seen her at work? … HOW many days? … Ok yeah I’ll stop by the apartment to see if she’s ok. … Yeah I’m.. Not staying with her right now. Anyway, I’ll stop by to check on her and let you know what’s going on, ok? … Ok, bye” she said with a sigh of frustration. “I’m sorry Luz, I need to stop by the old place and see what’s going on with Jenn.” Luz rolls her eyes and says “You left her, she’s not your responsibility anymore, and besides she’s probably just hovering over that mirror that you were talking about. You said she was getting erratic." "Yeah Luz that’s kinda whyyy I’m worried. She’s been missing for almost a week from work, so I’m just going to run by and see what the problem is. I’ll be right back, ok? Can you watch over Lazarus for me?” She bends down to pet the log of a head that is her rottweiler, gives him some forehead kisses, and grabs her keys to head out the door. 

Maria attempts to unlock the front door to the apartment only to discover that it wasn’t locked. Worried, she quietly opens the door and creeps inside to see that the lights are out across the dwelling. Once inside, the faint smell of rot assaults her senses, causing her to reel a little. There’s trash littered across the apartment, and flies gathering above the sink full of dirty dishes. Maria knew that the separation was going to hit Jenn hard, but not anything like this. This didn’t make any sense. Jenn was the “neat-freak” out of the two of them, she would’ve never let the apartment get into this state. Even when she was sick, she’d still make sure the dwelling was as clean as she could afford. Something was seriously wrong. The flickering of soft candle light eventually catches her eyes, emanating down the hall from their old bedroom…

[merakiui]

Hi Mera, just wanted to drop by to thank you for feeding us with all the shorts, thrists and ideas ;)

But at the same time whyyy do you hide some of them in the tags >.< now soft and fluffy Floyd is gonna live rent free in my mind but like not that I am complaining or something, ^^

Thank you for enjoying all of it!! >:D usually the ideas you see written in tags are ideas that come to me at the last moment while I’m adding the usual tags to a post. Thank you for reading the ramblings that I occasionally write there.

Yes, soft and fluffy Floyd is also on my mind!!! I really want to write something in which you get a job working at a harbor for the summer and meet Floyd, who quickly becomes fascinated with how willing and unafraid you are to talk to him. But Azul and Jade disapprove of humans, claiming they’re cruel and will trick innocent mers in order to capture them for things like study or taxidermy. But Floyd’s curious and he’s going to chance those dangers just so he can continue to be with you. He doesn’t realize that, with all of the time spent talking to and playing with you during your work hours, he’s starting to fall in love with you. And that’s a big problem for Azul and Jade because they’ve spent so long trying to keep him from humans. Essentially it’s a story where Floyd learns what love feels like, how to navigate these feelings, how to tell his friends he’s in love with the one thing they dislike with a passion, and how to keep this relationship afloat when you leave for university come the end of summer. :D

Floyd in captivity is another thought!! He’s hurt dozens of researchers who try to stick needles in him to gather blood and he’s even pulled one in the water with him. But his violent, defensive behaviors don’t extend to you. If anything, he seems to have grown attached to you. He let you pat him on the head once, and he’s even been spotted waiting at the surface of his enclosure for you, having memorized the times in which you usually come. I think it would be cute if he ends up favoring you because you’re interesting and haven’t forced him to do things he doesn’t want to. You’re patient and very gentle when handling him, and Floyd appreciates that. He protects you from the researchers who try to bully you into being more rough with him, especially those who seem to demand too much from you. Floyd has pulled you into the water to help you escape plenty of conversations you didn’t want to take part in. And he always smiles so wide when he’s around you. Floyd never knew of the word for these feelings, but he’ll soon learn that it’s a very pleasant thing to be around the one he likes.

Also!!! Taking the plot of the princess fic with Azul, but putting Floyd in there and he’s the one who succumbs to Stockholm syndrome after being stuck in captivity for so long. The two of you cause so much mischief when together. I think the story might progress differently if it were Floyd (or if Jade happened to be the one gifted to princess!reader >:) hehe), but I like imagining many fluffy moments between Floyd and his princess friend. Maybe you fill the void left by Jade since this is the first time Floyd has ever been separated from his twin for so long, so he grows attached rather quickly to make up for the loss and loneliness.

[rinadragomir]

𝐔𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐩𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬

1 - 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐬 - should I even explain?

2 - 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐞 - Jesse literally sacrificed his life for him cmon

3 - 𝐉𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧 - cause thew want each other, I don’t make rules

4 - 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲? 𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥? -  cause they are cinnamon rolls in love and we should talk more about them

5 - 𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝? - because they make me cry all the time like Robert whyyy ugh he had such terrible parents and they had a really bad influence on him aaaaa everything could have ended differently

6 - 𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫? - RAGNOR YOU B*TCH IT'S BEEN THREE HUNDRED YEARS OR SO AND YOU HAVEN'T ASKED HER OUT AT LEAST ONCE IN ALL THAT TIME? shame on you

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[galaxymagick]

wanted to watch the second series of tale of the nine tailed fox with lee dongwook cause I thought it was already out but it’s not out I’ll 2023 … whyyy .. then I remembered I haven’t watched bad and crazy .. I kinda forgot hakyeons in it oops

[pjo12fan]

Headcanon #3

Annabeth discovers she loves baking

The bad news: she’s really bad at it.

But nobody dares tell her.

The thing is everyone’s so used to Annabeth being really good at everything:

She trashes Percy, Leo and Jason at video games.

She’s been giving Piper a run for her money on their karaoke nights, and now there’s debate on who the best singer is.

Hazel’s starting to regret giving Annabeth horseback riding lessons, cause she’s getting scarily good.

And she’s even taught herself Chinese, to the point where she’s speaking it better than Frank.

So, when she starts getting into baking, all her friends are thinking, looks like here’s another thing Annabeth is a badass at. On the plus side, there’ll be free cookies right?

Wrong.

There are free cookies. But as it turns out, Annabeth is really awful at baking.

It started when Percy’s parents were away for the weekend on Sally’s book tour, they let Annabeth stay over so Percy wasn’t alone.

And Annabeth just went into a frenzy. Making batch after batch of burnt cookies, feeding them all to Percy.

Except he didn’t dare tell her how bad they were, he just kept swallowing as many as he could. And she would just keep making more.

The thing is Annabeth was completely oblivious, she just loved watching Percy eat for some reason. And she would smile and ask him, “Do you like it?”

And poor Percy’s just forcing mouthful after mouthful down his throat and nodding enthusiastically. He figured she’d get better over time.

Well, the seven demigods had a reunion at Percy’s place a couple months later.

Annabeth’s decided to bake a cake and some cookies as well. But by that point, each of them had already experienced Annabeth’s baking before, so they knew it wasn’t going to end well

Frank and Hazel are determined to avoid the inevitable, and they actually bring a cake they bought, to the apartment.

But when Annabeth finds out, she just says “I reckon we could finish two cakes, besides mine’s almost done!”

Upon hearing that Leo just closes his eyes and starts to groan, but Piper slaps the back of his head and tells him to not be rude.

She hates it as well though. But she figures somebody’s gonna let it slip sooner or later.

Anyway as the night goes on, Annabeth just brings out trays and trays of cookies.

And Jason can’t help but ask why she made so many. “I swear it’s not humanly possible for someone to eat this many cookies.”

He’s lying though. It is possible. If the cookies were good. It just wasn’t possible for someone to eat that many of Annabeth’s cookies.

She doesn’t know that. She just laughs cause she explains how Percy really loves them and how he can’t stop eating them. She was scared there wouldn’t be enough, so that’s why she made a ton of them just to be safe.

She goes back into the kitchen to get more. Everyone just stops chewing and gives Percy dirty looks. They’ve pretty much had enough at this point. It’s literally been months of burnt, horrible cookies, forced smiles and painful chewing.

And that’s how the evening goes, whenever Annabeth gets up to leave. Everyone is just begging for Percy to end it, once and for all.

Once the coast is clear, Piper and Frank spit out mouthfuls of cookie into the bin. Hazel and Leo just stare at the son of Poseidon and shake their heads.

“How could you man?” Jason’s just pleading with his bro, “Why haven’t you told her? Whyyy?”

And Percy’s basically given up at this point. He just can’t do that to her, he can’t tell her it’s bad.

It’s gone on too long, and they’re all in too deep he explains, they’re just gonna have to wait until Annabeth gets better.

And Piper’s mouth just hangs open. She’s in complete, utter disbelief. “Percy, honey, are you insane?!!?!”

“It’s been months man,” Leo’s chiming in now too. “She’s getting worse!”

“I’m pretty sure the last one I ate had a blonde curl in it.” Frank’s almost in tears and he’s begging on his knees at this point. “Please Percy, you have to tell her.”

“And tell her tonight Percy,” Hazel orders. “After we’re gone.”

“Why me?” Percy complains. “Cant someone else tell her?”

They all facepalm when Percy says he can’t because he’s told her so many times he loves her cookies, he’s pretty sure he doesn’t even hate them anymore at this point

“Why would you do that Percy? why?” Jason picks a couple cookies from the tray, checks to see if Annabeth is in view- she isn’t, and he tosses them in the bin.

Leo clicks his tongue. “It’s time to own up man.”

Percy looks like he wants to cry, he just shakes his head saying he can’t do it.

But by then, Piper just wants all the pain to end, and she’s blatantly pouring charmspeak into her words. Telling Percy, “Gotta tell her Perce, it’s better she finds out from you than someone else. And it’s better you be honest than have us keep lying about it.”

“Lying about what?”

Annabeth’s frowning, staring at each of them. They were clearly talking about her.

Everyone’s gone silent. Nobody dares meet her eyes. Even though she’s wearing an apron with a cartoon on it, and she’s got ridiculous rainbow mittens on, Annabeth is still so very scary when she’s mad.

“Lying about what?” She demands. “What’s wrong?”

Nobody replies. Frank quickly excused himself to the toilet. Jason and Piper suddenly found a real interest in the design of the coffee table. Hazel’s nervously playing with her hair, staring at the wall. Leo starts fidgeting with the springs in his pocket. And Percy’s just staring at the floor, he figured he could probably list hundreds of monsters he’d rather fight right now to avoid being here.

“Hello, anyone?” Annabeth’s practically got steam coming out her ears at this point. “I know you can all hear me!”

Piper looks up, makes eye contact with Percy, who’s silently pleading with her to not do this, but she turns away and looks at Annabeth. “You should ask your boyfriend.”

Annabeth cocks an eyebrow, staring at him expectantly. “Well?”

Percy’s mind has gone blank. He can’t think of anything to say. Other than the truth. Piper’s charmspeak is still echoing in his ears, and it’s taking literally all his strength not to do what she says.

He can’t take it anymore though. He opens his mouth and starts saying, “Well, we all kinda think-”

“We?” Leo’s shaking his head. “Don’t speak for me man.”

Jason feigns annoyance. “Yeah Perce, it’s what you think.”

Percy stares back at them. Are they being for real? But everyones face is just telling him, hey, you got us into this mess, now you gotta fix it.

So what can he do? He clears his throat, he puts on his bravest face. “Annabeth, I have a confessions to make.”

Annabeth has got her hands on her hips. “Mhmmm.”

“I think the-”

Ring!

He’s cut off by the doorbell. Someone’s knocking impatiently. And Percy is the most relieved man in the world at this point.

Frank goes to open it. And it’s Nico.

“Oh hey Nico,” He starts saying. “What’s up? Do you wanna come in?”

Nico pushes past him and walks straight into the living room. Everyone stares at him.

“What’s up man?” Jason asks.

Hazel goes for a hug but he signals for her to stop. Instead he turns to Annabeth.

“You gave me a box of cookies yesterday.” Nico says. “And I tried one.”

“Oh yeah!” Annabeth grins. “Did you like them?”

Nico stares at her, he can’t tell if she’s joking.

“No.” He says.

“Oh,” Annabeth pouts. “I didn’t know that, everyone’s been telling me they’re great.”

Then Nico narrows his eyes, as he looks at all of them - Jason, Piper, Leo, Frank, Hazel, and Percy, all sat on the sofas, collectively holding their breath.

“Cowards.”

He spits out the word, staring down each and every one of them, before disappearing into the shadows.

And that’s how it’s done folks.

This is so long, but I just couldn’t stop writing hahaha, Nico’s a badass though

[harryfeatgaga]

I went to target and as I was browsing the book section I saw they made a comic book version of After. I skimmed through it and it was so bad 😭 who thought it was a good idea

STOP I SAW THAT TOOOOO LIKE WHYYY also me just thinking I should go to target cause I haven’t been in a while LMAO