#cause im a nosey bitch

[the-kipsabian]

true fandom experience is getting yourself blocked by a shit ton of people who are fans of the most popular guys you dont care about lmao

[sapphicmsmarvel]

acotar x reader: one day at a time

Tw for death: 

Reader loses somebody and their friends are there to pick up the pieces. A lil sprinkle sprinkle of az x reader bc that's MY BABYYYY

Lotsssssss of acts of service within the group. 

Also bc im a petty asshole i included a snippet of one of my racist aunts who said some wild shit to me at MY SISTERS FUNERAL and just basically dissing her. (literally why would you stare at my poc best friend who's just trying to support me. This bitch stared at MY GIRL?? MY BESTIE???? NUH UH NOT ON MY WATCH BITCH). 

Said best friend was just like “she’s never seen a brown person before marie it's fine.” 

NO ITS NOT. IDC IF THIS IS MY SISTERS FUNERAL WE’LL MAKE IT A DOUBLE FUNERAL. 

I'm petty. 

soooo this is born out of grief for my sister. My sister passed away on 03/11/21 and this is very much catered to my grief and these are my comfort characters so naturally i'm gonna write about them when it comes to helping their loved one grieve. 

and yeah this is gonna be based around the reader's sister dying. what can i say. I'm on brand. 

also reader is feyres childhood friend that got turned into a fae with nesta and elain. i feel like that’s just the staple with my fics. 

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When you got notified of your sister's death, it was actually a pretty good day up until that point. Sunny day with clouds, a wonderful brunch date with Mor, adorable children at the studio with Feyre. Afterwards, the two of you began walking back to Feyre’s, content on playing with Nyx for the evening before retiring to your own home. When you walked up, Feyre looked at you and told you about how the Inner Circle were having a meeting inside the office. So you two quickly joined them. 

When you walked in, Rhysand held out a letter, “this was a letter delivered to you.” 

You made a face and grabbed it, “okay, so why are you all staring at me like that?” 

“This person walked into the Spring Court and dropped it on Tamlins doorstep.” Cassian said. “They dropped it in the middle of night, just when he wasn’t prowling like a creep.” 

“What the fuck?” You asked as you analyzed it. 

No name but yours and a pisspoor address. 

Lady Y/N L/N

Night Court

“We didn’t know if it was a…” Azriel trailed off, realizing how silly what he was about to say was. “Hence, why all of us are here.”

“We’re also just nosey.” Mor shrugged, her nose wrinkling. 

You snorted, and tore into it, “you could’ve opened it.” 

“It’s your mail. We may be protective bastards but you still have a right to privacy.” Rhysand drawled. 

Feyre stood next to you as you pulled out the paper, your eyes tracing over it. 

“It’s from my dad.” You said recognizing his handwriting. 

Then, it all went to shit. 

Your big sister was dead, the woman you fought with a lot of the time but yet would take a beating for. Your big sister who helped guide you through life, who would always be there even if she was pissed off at you for some inane reason.

Gone.

You just froze, not knowing what to do. You’re pretty sure Az asked you a question, then Cass, then Rhys. Then you felt Feyre’s hand on your shoulder. 

I need to leave. 

I need to go before I hurt someone. 

You just wordlessly handed the letter to her and winnowed away. 

You didn’t go to your apartment, you didn’t go to the townehouse, you didn’t go anywhere they would find you. 

You went to the middle of the forest. You just picked a random point to lose it.

And you did. 

You didn’t remember much of causing the damage. Only that you managed to stop when Azriel’s arms wrapped around you. You just kept screaming. “I know, I know. It’s okay, it’s okay, I’m here.” He said, his lips against your hair. 

His shadows wrapped around your hands, cool wind kissing away the raging inferno of your cuts. You collapsed, taking Azriel to the ground. 

He just held you as you sobbed. You felt his own tears hit your neck. He usually did a better job masking his emotions, but it was you crying, you who he had a deeper bond with. So he let his emotions run free.

“Y/N!” Feyre called into your mind. Your shields were down and you didn’t even notice.

“Az has me, i’m sorry I-” 

“Don’t apologize. I would’ve done worse if I found out…” Her voice trailed off. 

“I’m sorry I ran off.” 

“Do not apologize.” She said sternly, “After you and Az are done come back to the River House. You can sleep at our house tonight. Guest bed is currently being made up.” 

She left your mind before you could respond. You breathed in the smell of Az. 

Azriel brought you back to Feyre and Rhysand’s home. Rhys had trouble with touch, but never with you. He brought you into his arms instantly. You tried not to let the tears surface again, but it was quite hard when a brotherly kiss was pressed against your head. 

“We got you, Y/N.” He whispered against the crown of your head.

Nuala and Cerridwen made you your favorite food. Which prompted you to start crying again. The twins looked so panicked that it almost made you laugh. Elain made your favorite cookies, which again kept the tears going.

“I don’t know why I’m crying over this.” You said helplessly, you managed to laugh during that. 

Feyre and Elain hugged you from both sides. 

You retired to the guest bedroom, you found a pile of fluffy blankets and your favorite candy. As well as a bouquet of your favorite flowers with Mor’s handwriting scrawled on the note. Amren left you a bottle of your favorite wine too. 

Eventually, after some more tears, there was a knock at your door. You called out for them to come in but saw Nyx. 

The little guy was walking even more, speaking full sentences. It’s insane to you that he grew so fast but it has been 5 years since he was born. 

“Go on like we practiced.” You heard Feyre encourage from behind the door frame. 

“Hi, Auntie.” The little guy mumbled. Holding a glass of water. “I have something for you.” 

“Yeah buddy?” You smiled despite the shitty day. Your nephew made everything better. 

Rhysand walked in behind him, as did Feyre. Rhysand lifted him up onto the bed while Feyre handed you a cup of hot chocolate. 

You were just glad Nyx wasn’t holding the hot drink. 

“Here’s some wata.” He said, his small hands handing you the glass. 

“Oh thank you.” You said earnestly and took a sip. You set it on the table. Then you laid back down and faced him. “Just what I needed.” You were genuine. 

“Auntie, are you sad?” Both Feyre and Rhys froze at their sons question. Clearly, he was going off script. 

You sniffed, “yeah, Nyxie. I’m really sad.” 

“I love you.” His eyes were so big, so genuine. You were going to cry for a whole new reason. 

“I love you more.” 

“Nuh uh.” He said, as a typical toddler wanting to argue no matter what. 

You huffed a laugh and opened your arms. “Come here.” 

He crawled into your arms with no hesitation. You were careful of his little baby wings as you held him close to you. 

You loved this kid. 

Feyre settled in behind you on the bed, Rhysand joined on the other side with his son. 

They held you as you drifted off into a dreamless sleep, hoping to see your sister one last time. 

————————

When it came to planning the funeral, you had to go out to your family’s cottage to help. You said you could go alone, but frankly, good luck telling Nesta and the Valkyries to stay behind when one of their own is in pain. 

So when you saddled up to your family with three warriors behind you, they were scared a bit to say the least. 

Emerie held your hand during the funeral discussion as Nesta watched the director to make sure she wasn’t insensitive to you. Gwyn stood guard behind you. They were protectors, they were not gonna leave one of their girls to deal with this alone.

Eventually, the funeral was planned. The rest of your chosen family came out and surprised you. You sent a notice to them of when the funeral was and told them they didn’t need to come because you knew how busy they were. 

When they showed up on your family’s doorstep to surprise you, you started crying again. 

——-

The day of the funeral, it was the entire inner circle crammed into the living room of the cottage of your mortal family’s living space.  

You felt bad cramming two males with wings into that small space, especially with so many other people. But Cassian and Azriel assured you that there’s nowhere else they would be. 

You slept sharing a flimsy mattress with Elain, since the other two sisters were with their mates. But Feyre and Rhys slept close. So did Nesta and Cassian. Both women facing your general direction. 

Azriel did not sleep. He wanted to be there in case you woke up in tears again. 

Amren slept sitting up against a wall, she wouldn’t admit it but she wanted an eye on you. She only trusted hers. 

Mor was curled on the other side of you. You were sandwiched between her and Elain. 

Emerie and Gwyn slept down by your guys’ legs. Emerie’s head on Mor’s thigh. Gwyn hugging Elain legs in her sleep. 

Azriel chose not to mention what happened when your dad came downstairs in the middle of the night to check on you. 

It was as if he wasn’t sure if you’d really be there. He just lost one daughter, he didn’t want to lose another. 

He nodded at Azriel who nodded back. Assuring him that you weren’t going anywhere. That you always had people watching out for you.  

As everyone got ready, it was a somber moment. Elain did your hair, Mor did your makeup, Amren set out your jewelry and Feyre handled your clothes. They didn’t want you doing anything. 

Nesta, Gwyn and Emerie let your nephew and niece play with their swords. It was the one thing they seemed interested in so they let them do it. 

Rhysand was currently trying to get your dad to accept a check from him and Feyre to pay for everything plus anything else your parents need during this time. Your father was refusing. Rhys spoke bluntly. “Your daughter is my family, please let me take care of her family.” 

Your dad didn’t. But Rhys hid the check in your dads night table. He felt yucky going into their room but did it to make sure they got the check. 

On the way to the funeral, Azriel had offered his arm for you to take, which you gratefully did. Rhysand got the door for you. Az led you in. The overprotective bat boys acted like your body guards, which you appreciated, however you couldn’t help but giggle a little bit at it. 

Nesta told you before the funeral to let her know if you wanted her to intervene to keep some relatives away. 

One of your (racist) aunts kept telling you how you’re responsible for your sister's kids. Then when she saw Azriel, Cassian, Rhysand, Amren and Emerie, she just stared. Before you could intervene, Elain and Gwyn stood in front of them. 

You almost wacked her so hard it was going to be a double funeral. You had prepared them before that some relatives were racist. They didn’t give a rat's ass. 

Oh and then everyone in your party including you were Fae. That also did not help. 

Hence why you lived in Velaris, away from all the bigotry.

During the service, Feyre sat on one side of you, Amren on the other side. Feyre clutched your hand and Amren even held out her hand for you. She always had a soft spot for you. Mor’s makeup didn’t last long throughout the service which is why she did bare minimum on your face. 

Afterwards, you left pretty soon after the service was done. You just had to leave the building. You guys went to a pub in your funeral attire. Azriel sat next to you and Nesta on the other side. Rhys refused to let you pay. But you knew he was trying to get you riled up. It was working. 

He was incredibly happy to see the fire return to your eyes. 

At that moment, with your family, you knew you were going to be okay. 

Just have to take every day one step at a time.

[cuntyko]

so like the other day i was in my apartment it was like thursday or something.. it was a long week.. a long rainy.. nah more like hurricane-y week and im just doin whatever and all of the sudden i just hear screams.. but not like anything concerning.. especially for the area i stay. like they we like happy drunk screams however it was 6:30 pm on a weekday but yk to each is own ig.. but whatever like half an hour goes by andrew and i go outside to “light up the j”- kacey musgraves follow your arrow,,,

anyways we go out and see a giant commotion on our block. and you know me (or maybe you don’t) but i’m a nosey ass bitch so the curiosity started eating me alive after a moment and i had to see what this GIANT CROWD WAS screaming about mind you in the previous half hour the hoopla was continuous and growing to the point where it sounded like it was like the eras tour outside of my place. so i shimmy my way into the crowd with bestie and we see a dude in a big ass pimp coat standing on a car in the middle of the street and you can like faintly hear the music playing but like the crowd was incoherently singing along though all the simultaneous cheering. so i’m thinking ok so maybe a rapper cause the guys were like smoking a blunt or some shit blowing smoke into the crowd making em lose their mind.. at first i’m thinking maybe bad bunny but this guy was to twink-y and also it wasn’t rap music that was playing it was more like indie alternative rnb so.. i was confused.. bro bro was confused… we were just totally lost so be just leave the pit confused as hell…

so it was obviously getting to be a commotion and like and one of the girls working at one of the storefronts by us ran out to peek what was going on too. i was still curious and so it was my chance i was asking loudly who it was but anyone who knew what’s too busy freaking out so i asked homegirl when she was coming back and… girl i was shocked. she goes oh girl that’s omar apollo?!??! like what dude i was listening to him in highschool what’s going on what are the odds?! i mean im definitely not his biggest fan but erase was my shit i was putting everyone on

[theuniverseawakens347]

Paula why you faking accounts of me with Lauren London to tell TRIATAN go marry another bitch ..

AGAIN I AINT TALK TO TRIST UNTIL 2017 a quick week over text for weed

And a nigga gon ask me

“What’s yo favorite color”

- CLICK NIGGA TF IM ASKING FOR A DEALER NOT A FUCK BUDDY ..

I AINT EVEN SEEN YOU IN PERSON TO KNOW YOU LIKE THAT YOU A WHOLE NEW PERSON IM TEXTING FOR A SPECIFIC THING YOU GIVING ME SOMETHING ELSE I AINT ASK FOR ..

FUCK TARD NOAH I ASKED YOU FOR UR DEALER NUMBER .. you tell Tristan I’m looking to fuck 🫤

- that’s weird ima go back to the shops ..

BUTTA RED FEB 2017 I SPENT MY $$ ON MY FAMILY STORES ( not knowing they was mine) BC QUALITY TO QUANTITY AND PRICE .. ( I’m not talking bout what Tristan was selling 2020 sep/ Oct I even told that nigga let me talk to my uncle for you cause you bringing in boof now and coo I went from 250$ first week to $800 NOT ASKING YOU TO PAY ME so he can make his rent ( IM GOOD ON MY EDD + JAMAL PAYING RENT IN 1/3 W ME only thing I can’t get in full is a full tank since ya wana be nosey but it’s cool MY WORKOUT AREANA UPSTAIRS HAY TENNIS COURT .. and I only drive a few places .. until you fucked moved out that’s less mouths to feed for me to take a night drive w a blunt thru Griffith listening to my music to come and art therapy my pain before bed .. FUCK YOU MISERABLE JUDING NOSEY ASS LAZY “go getters” - COOKIE CUTTER PERFECT WHITE LIES GAINING FAT ASS COLOR)

Lee I got my $20,000 settlement .. Neil Weimar gets $5000/6 … and then you bugging me for another $6000 when WE AGREED ON $3000. Ya you type out a paper with what i owe you for medical bills from my accident Jan 26 2015 … ITS A CASE IM ON LEIN YOU ALREADY BEEN PAID BACK WHY YA DOUBLE TRIPPLE CHARGING ME!?? .. YOU TALKING W NEIL FOR THE DOCTORS TO PAY UR ACCOUNT N NOT MINE ( which I wudnt stress cus I’m on UR SAG INSURANCE and you dropping the copay.. TF MAKE SENSE TO ME YOU GET THE REIMBURSEMENT OFF THAT)

… but how you tack on another $3000 Lee .. then Howard get mad at me “ur being disrespectful “ UR MARRIED TO A DUMB ASS PROSTITUTION DOING ALL TYPES OF FRAUD AND EMBEZZLEMENT BUT TELL YOU ME AND MY FAMILY THE CRIMALS .. tf when did I hit you in that moment Lee “GET OUT MY HOUSE”

NO YOU GET OUT MY ROOM.. a bitch chilling minding her business probably just finished nasm.. WHAT ARE YOU BOTHERING ME FOR

“It’s too peaceful in the attic office I’m surrounded by cashay art let me go bother her”

… why don’t I spend my money to go make myself better .. I DID ON THINGS I LIKE WANTED N NEEDED but it DONT LINE UP W YO HO life so YOU DEEM ME LAZY N A SYPHONER

- that’s a weird reality check ..

Ian I DID ART AT CSUN AND STOP GOING TO CLASSES CAUSE WASNT NO BODY TEACHING ANYTHING I NEEDED .. how you got me in summer school math class and I take TWO FINALS IN THE SAME DAY AND PASS 90 and 86 and I ask why ya tell me “we don’t know “

I get to Csun WHY YA GOT ME IN THE SAME CLASS .. take my final I’m bored 70-80 .. go into the next semester WHY THE FUCK IS IT THE SAME MATH CLASS!??

IM DONE ATUPID SINCE YOU LIKE WASTING MONEY SO DAMN MUCH LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR.

🫤🙂

[lovedetlost]

Im sorry and im so sorry cause i tried hard not to be that bitch and pry but i am so fucking curious cause i saw the bunny emoji and i just lost it… did i just start something between you and @thelightofdays by sending that link? Cause he HAD to have spoken to you to know that you’re our sweet little bunny!

Please put me out of my nosey ass misery and tell us please 🥺

hahaha baby you don’t have to apologise! yeah we’ve started talking, so thank you for the set-up!

though the crazy thing is he used the bunny emoji the first time before we had started talking, before he knew i liked it!the bunny emoji really is my innate call sign hahahah

@thelightofdays

[lokighost]

its probably cause im in my 30ties now and the nosey milf in me is growing stronger but bitch i need to know where the fuck kate middleton is

[la-lalogdk]

gassing these bitches my foot on the pedal i been a real bitch i still eat fruity pebbles nigga make me mad so i tell his ass bye face always in my pussy so we dont see eye to eye every bitch with me fly and we baked as a pie only time im gone cry is when i want a bitch to die. i dont care nigga i be getting high im to goddamn lazy to reply i just need a nigga thats gone ride fucking all type of ways front , back , to the sideeeee. and you might get licked if you madddd for them groofy hos ian got no time hoes nosey thats why they aint got no blinds step up in this mf and i shine hoes hatin cause they on they bottom dime bitch say it to my face ion hear a chirp or a chime. who tf i make angry today idk but i know that they ass can get hanged niggas bitches they angry these days whole time in denial cause they ass getting banged. EXPOSE THESE FUCK NIGGAS , EXPOSE THESE CLUCK NIGGAS , expose these “ hate these hoes but i love my bros ” DICK IN THE BUTT NIGGAS !

[polarnoid-a]

⭐

MULTIMUSE MEME: Send a " ⭐ " and I will list muses I would be interested in throwing at yours, or potential muse combinations if you are also a multi.

okay im gonna try and like keep things we have talked about off the table for the meanwhile, there are some muses i am interested in i do not know much about ?? but hehhe we can definitely talk also sticking to the non private ones but like you know where to find me if you have any other ideas from this...

nancy & jeremy.

ok but of them are nosey like that, also nancy is obsessed with the truth and getting to the bottom of things. jeremy could join in on the fun, except nancy isn't fun but i think it would be an interesting dynamic to flesh out. and idk she could be judgey and a meanie but also she needs friends desperately...she's so alone dkjfhgkdjhg FRIENDS !! SHE WRITES STUFF DOWN HE COULD PUT A BOARD SOLVE MYSTERIES he could even get a gun and shoot things !!

alice & jeremy.

so alice is an experiment in her st verse, again suggesting the premise of teens get their own el sorta situation. also she is weird girl coded. possibly interesting to explore how they would get along and get to the bottom of what happened to her and who did it to her, while she tries to like live out a life. as normal as possible. she is a little weirdooo befriend her maybe.

the undertaker & laszlo.

monster hunter meet vampire, that would be really fun i think. laszlo is soooo him and taker is just a grumpy stoic guy, fun dynamic could happen here. possibly. taker is also like immortal so we could have fun with that i think possibly.

the undertaker & van helsing.

oh ??? monster hunter friends?? buddies?? can taker have buddies?? i dont know but they can join forces and um kick ass i suppose i suggest maybe ...

the pack & dean.

hey dean you wouldn't want to hunt these silly guys, these kids, they do kill people and are chill about it but also they are lil guys, also have no clue how werewolves like work, would probably not really know about hunters until like they meet one. so fun! they can be annoying hehe and dean can just endure it.

patrick & axel.

oh guys who are guys and up to no good, could be a cool friendship especially if axel is all like that. but patrick is chiller i think, i hope. they can have their fun, hehehe.

constantine & rowena.

this one just pop into my head. magic users !!! uhhh maybe working together maybe working against each other.

arnie & jeremy.

oh stoner cool guy, not the greatest influence. also arnie has like bad bad luck, so maybe that would be real funny. maybe even have them both be camp conselours or maybe they get involved in the middle of the st happenings without any previous knowledge as to how they found themselves there in the first place.

fiona & rowena.

hey hey that's her mother in law, and fiona is sooo lonely. and freaked out. god this could go really well or like really really bad ? idk they are family now and they have to deal with the fact. also fiona has no clue what's going on. and rowena has had a kid before, would she help fiona deal with being pregnant and then having a kid? i feel like again this would be really good or like possibly the worst thing i think.

castiel & rowena.

ok funny to me, i do not know how their dynamic plays out but i want them to interact...sue me??

richie & max.

ok alright mike's queer cousin, the worst little guy ! i think they might not get along but the two of them got involved with the upside down thing late into things happening. lot's of bickering trying to out sass each other that is real funny to me. also probably could help or be worse about the things that happen to max on a personal level.

vada & carol.

um worsties? friends who are mean to each other? mean bitches hehehe they can cause problems on purpose

lazarus & baron.

hey two TWO cult guys, maybe they can be rivals or enemies, something supernatural happenings in the background of things perchance...also idk its interesting to think about at least.

rosa & rowena.

ok starting out witch meets ancient witch...could be a mentoring of sorts, or maybe just like witches look out for other witches. we could do a whole lore thing for witches. but you know rosa is a goody two shoes sooo hmmmm.

ophelia & rowena.

oh well again recent witch meets ancient witch, but ophelia is more evil coded and her magic comes from a super ancient eldritch entity, again something fun to explore given how ophelia has definitely not reached her full potential. we could throw the rest of the house at rowena but i personally feel the cool interaction is with ophelia...

muireann & dean.

um just an insane thing here...fish out of water, eats men for fun...also she is pretty, maybe she just needs to be helped a little over here...definitely giving her a more modern verse with my own ideas for what mermaids would be in spn...definitely different from sirens.

constantine & dean.

funny to me. personally. did you know they based cas on constantine? yeah but constantine is just a dickhead, idk man two dickheads one is a hunter and the other one is a magic user. more people there to annoy dean yay !!

@shadowcovcn

[thoughts-ofthecollective-shadows]

A haha ya dumbass boi accidentally logged into our old account and found himself on our exs tumblr. Why you might ask? Well the thought process was "we finally blocked them on our new account might as well block them here so they cant go through our old shit either." Yeah fucking stupid i know. I didnt see a problem because i was 99% sure they already blocked us on there.... I was incorrect and my dumbass curious brain was like ".... Snoop?" So i fucking did. Karma is a slight bitch cause they have to deal with shit whatevs dont care. What pissed Edd off was the post from dec talking about how much "shit" they had to deal with for 6 years and how they were a fucking doormat..... Suck my fucking cock you manipulative, toxic, narcissistic..... UGH!!!! Considering our Now husband assures us we are not abusive in any way or toxic for that matter i call fucking BULLSHIT. Someone doesnt just change over night so i doubt we changed from this abusive monster you painted us as to who we are now so quickly. We fucking Loved you! We did everything we could to make you happy! We survived homelessness with you! We stood up for you! We stood by you! It was never fucking enough! We made mistakes yes. But NO ONE should have to spend YEARS groveling for forgiveness for a litteral mistake!! Its not like the mistakes were big ones! Like i dunna CHEATING! Youre fucking impossible to make happy! Youll never see this so im just ranting to get it out because we were a fucking idiot! The first time you told us you didnt know if you loved us we should have fucking left. The first time you turned everything against us when we were just trying to express how we felt we shouldve left. The first time you slapped us we shouldve left you. The first time you left us alone in a fucking mcdonalds after we told you we wanted to k*ll ourself, to go over to your weed friends house and cheat on us we should have Fucking left! We should have fucking left so many fucking times. But no we're a fucking idiot. Like fucking hell. We feel nothing for you anymore. There were good relationships among the alters but the shit outweighed the good by a fucking long shot. I loved Chase but he wouldve stood behind the bullshit 100% because he doesnt see the shit like we finally do. Just ugh!!

Im happy for where we are now. Its so much better. We feel loved and accepted and we can make mistakes and talk them out. We can talk about our problems without the fear of being yelled at for shit that happened literal years ago. We can express when something triggers us without being called the bad guy. We feel happy truely happy in our relationship for the first time ever. I wouldnt trade this away in a million years. If we had to go through 6 years of bullshit to get here then it was worth it. It was hell but still worth it. We met our soulmate. We met someone understanding and gentle and loving and cute and cuddly and amazing. They are just..... Perfect for us. Its like our world got flipped in a good way. No more feeling suicidal because there needs to be a bad guy. No more self harm because we cant make them happy. No more guilt for shit we already apologized for. We. Are. Loved!

I hope you find that. But first you need some SERIOUS fucking help. You need to fucking realize that there doesnt need to be a bad guy. Sometimes you did fuck up and thats ok! Just fucking talk through it and fucking forgive yourself. Cause blaming everything on someone else is such fucking bullshit. I talk all this anger because im angry. Because no matter what we say you wont admit you fucked up. You wont admit that you did anything to us. You want it all to be our fault so that you dont have to feel guilty for everything you did. I can safely say we apologized for everything we did wrong. Multiple times i might add. But you wont even admit you did anything that bad. I cant remember if you even apologized for cheating on us.

I know we need to fogive you. It'll help us be less angry but we arent ready to be less angry. We'll probably need therapy to work through that shit. We'll get there. At least ive calmed down after writing this all out.

-Gail

[datleggy]

im at the public library and the dude at the front desk doesn’t give a single fuck anymore i stg; this lady was trying to push open the door but it didn’t work so she started ringing the bell and the dude was like “just pull, door’s open” but she just kept on ringing the bell and pushing so this man finally got up with a very put upon sigh, walks over to the door and opens it for her, and i’m looking cause i’m a nosey bitch and THIS MANS fucking OPENS the door right? and before letting her even THINK about stepping inside he steps OUT with her and says “i’m going to show you how to open this door, look, it’s OPEN, you PULL, SEE????” and fucking went on to DEMONSTRATE to this grown ass woman how to open a door.......... bitch i’m dead

[chuuyas--boo]

Fuck it. I'm not good at writing for Eddie and I am not ok rn so Zack x Reader, it's SUPER short cause I'm literally writing this RIGHT before school.

Tw: language, self harm.

An: I literally wrote this whole surrounded by a bunch of nosey bitches in less than 10 minutes so it's nothing good.

"Oi! What the hell're you doin'?!"

Y/n glanced at Zack as their (e/c) eyes widened. "Umm– nothing!"

"Don't lie. What're you doin with that knife?"

"I-Im not doing any–"

Zack stood in front of Y/n, and grabbed their arm. "Why are you doin' this to yourself?"

Y/n looked down at the floor and quietly explained what was wrong [I'm not gonna put anything specific, just so y'all can imagine you're telling him whatever's wrong].

Zack let out a huff before hugging y/n.

"I know this ain't exactly somethin' I'd do or say, but you have me right? I care about you, a goddamn lot. Just cause I'm dumb as a rock don't mean I don't care about you. So don't go doin that stuff to yourself, cause I don't wanna lose you."

Zack kissed y/n on the cheek and hugged them again.

[liishang]

INTERACTION CALL.

hello, in case you guys haven’t noticed i don’t always do things by the book so here’s what I call an ‘interaction call’. It’s basically a roll of the dice. See, you like the thing and then based on what kind of mood i’m in you get one of the following:

• me in your IMs to harass you about plotting • me writing you a starter of any length • me sending you ask memes • me making shit up and sending you an IC ask • me being a nosey bitch and sending you ask questions about a specific muse.

You can reply with what your preference is. Like if you’re in the mood for something over the other than sweet yeah, lemme know. But I’m also going to do things based on my mood as well so just cause you request something doesn’t mean it’s what ur gonna get. ‘But why, Brei?’ you scream. Because I’m a chaotic bitch, that’s why. 

I’m going to make a requirement though that if you have a Multi Muse, I’d love for you to give me a few muses you wanna write or have the most muse for so I can tailor things if need be.

oh any obvs this is mutuals only but i apparently need to say that more.

SO ANYWAY. ROLL THE DICE AND SEE WHAT YOU GET, FUCKERS.

[fluffyglass]

THE MR. FUSSY A BITCH MASTERPOST

I essentially remade the Mr. Rude apologism masterpost but with Mr. Fussy this time, in an attempt to see whether my newfound disliking of Mr. Fussy is justified or not. I've watched every single Mr. Fussy segment and determined whether he's an asshole or not, simple as that.

Season 1

Mr. Fussy is in 42 episodes in Season 1.

In 8 of these episodes does he do something wrong.

Season 2

Mr. Fussy is in 39 episodes in Season 2.

In 9 of these episodes does he do something wrong.

Conclusions

In total, Mr. Fussy did something wrong in 17 out of the 81 segments he's in, which is 20%. Counting the 7 I was unsure about, that's 23/81. 28%. Welp, that means I proved my point in doing this in the first place, I guess! It's official! Based off of my own data, Mr. Fussy is technically a bigger asshole than Mr. Rude!

Am I gonna do every single character? Probably.

Here, take my episode by episode analysis.

Welcome to the Episode by Episode analysis! Same colors as last time, minus blue as. Obviously he can't yell at himself.

Yellow - Mr. Fussy does nothing wrong

Red - Mr. Fussy does something wrong

Pink - I have no idea what to put for this one lmao

SEASON 1

Flying - He doesn't do anything wrong, he just wants to know if the pillow's clean. Even if he's a bit of a dick about it. Mr. Grumpy's the one who . yknow. kidnapped Mr. Bounce

Music - MR FUSSY A BITCH! He unfairly blamed Mr. Rude when Miss Naughty's the one who ruined the first performance :(

Physical - He doesn't do anything wrong, he was just judging the physical performance in his first bit and just participating in the relay race in his second bit

Farm - He doesn't do anything wrong he just got yeeted lmao

Lake - He doesn't do anything wrong, Mr. Scatterbrain is just a moron

Beach - He doesn't do anything wrong, he just got justifiably mad at Mr. Scatterbrain for being a moron

Booboos - He doesn't do anything wrong, he just helped out Mr. Nervous with his splinter

Mall - He doesn't do anything wrong, Mr. Messy is just gross

Books - fuck you Mr. Noisy

Camping - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! Why the fuck did you invite Miss Chatterbox if you wanted silence, you fuck? She legit just wanted to tell him that she saw the bird :(

Science - Mr. Fussy a bitch to the frogs smh

Paint - He doesn't do anything wrong, Mr. Messy just isn't very considerate :(

Jobs - He doesn't do anything wrong, Mr. Tickle a dumbass

Trains - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! Mr. Rude was literally just living his life you stuck up prick

Hobbies - MR. FUSSY a bit of a bitch? Like, he could've told Miss Naughty in advance that her performance was cancelled :( also he was a dick about it

Fair - he doesn't do anything wrong Miss Naughty's just a bitch

Movies - fuck you Mr. Noisy

Dance - he's barely in it and he's nice :)

Amusement Park - he doesn't do anything wrong he's just a dumbass

Rainy Day - he doesn't do anything wrong, even if he insulted Miss Calamity for no reason. He's just a bit of a dumbass

Dillydale Day - his only real crime is that terrible musical number he's in

Games - fuck you Mr. Noisy

Hotel - I love this bit so much holy fuck he doesn't do anything wrong also hes GAY and its AWESOME

Chores - he doesn't do anything wrong he's just like that

Snow - he doesn't do anything wrong, Mr. Messy's just not very considerate

Food - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! He's mean to Mr. Messy :(

Wildlife - he doesn't do anything wrong, cause he didn't mean to call Mr. Messy a repulsive animal

Restaurants - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! I don't wanna rewatch this one it makes me sad :(

Bugs - he's barely in it and he loses his fucking moustache what the fuck

Circus - hes kinda mean to everyone but not enough for me to count it

Cars - I DONT EVEN KNOW MAN HE'S NOT REALLY BAD HE'S JUST FUCKING STUPID

Canned Goods - he's barely in it and just kinda. exists

Ships - he barely even does anything in the bit he has

Cooking - he doesn't do anything wrong ig

Collecting - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! He stole Mr. Messy's shoes and then destroyed his stuff cause he thought it was gross :(

Heatwave - he doesn't do anything wrong mr messy is just mr messy

Sleep - he doesn't do anything wrong

Carwash - I cant say for sure, I refuse to watch this segment again

Sightseeing - he doesn't do anything wrong, Mr. Messy is just nasty. He's kind of a dick to him though

The Dark - I really don't know on this one. He's kinda mean throughout it but not enough to count but also i kinda wanna count it?? cause hes mean to mr messy a lot??? its weird, he also didnt let mr messy back into his house when he was scared :(

Parade - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! He made fun of both Mr. Rude and Mr. Messy's floats and made up a rule specifically against Mr. Messy which is super fucked up man

SEASON 2

Picnics - He doesn't do anything wrong, Mr. Stubborn is just laughably stupid

Driving - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! He didn't want to help Miss Chatterbox and Mr. Tickle, and even tried to ignore Miss Scary and Mr. Quiet rather than help them :(

Outer Space - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! He asks Miss Scary and Miss Naughty "what's wrong with them" when they were just having fun, and doesn't believe them when the real aliens show up :(

Clean Teeth - does this even count as him being an asshole? like yeah he freaks out on Mr. Rude but he's kinda justified in doing it?? this shouldnt count as him being an asshole but I like mr. rude so. yeah, i'm biased. im not counting this one as mr fussy a bitch but im not giving it a yellow. like, he also calls him disgusting and is a dick the entire time but he's in the right so . ???????? he also calls mr messy gross at the end what am i supposed to do here

Airports - hes a bit of a dick but yeah he was gonna miss his flight thats justified

Shoes - he doesn't do anything wrong he's just trying his best

Arts and Crafts - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! He's mean to Mr. Strong and Mr. Messy, and even calls Mr. Messy's art junk :(

Game Shows - he doesn't do anything wrong, he even makes Mr. Happy a quilt :) Mr. Stubborn is just a fucking moron NEVERMIND MR FUSSY STOLE THE FUCKING QUILT BACK???? RUDE

Garages - he's actually really really nice in this bit!! :D he let Mr. Messy keep his bike in his garage and put off mopping his floor to hang out with Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small :)

Eyeglasses - he's barely in it and is fine ig

Toys - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! oh my fucking god he was doing so good and then right at the end he had to go and be a sore loser, call Mr. Messy disgusting, etc. fucker

Hats - he does nothing wrong, he just wants a hat

Robots - he just lost his bread man

Parties - another gay icon segment! hes pretty poggrs

Up and Down - hes barely in it and hes good

Dining Out - hes fine ig? kind of a dick but not especially so

Gifts - is his fucking birthday hell yea

Telephone - once again i refuse to watch it, i'm assuming he's fine

Seashore - he just vibed the entire time

Washing & Drying - he kinda just existed

Sneezes & Hiccups - yeah. he yells at mr messy for something he cant control but. yehjv

Radio - miss helpful you dumbass

Supermarket - he just wanted some cereal man

Cinema - dude a bunch of gay men invaded his car

Getting Around - yeah

Pets - im getting tired of writing notes hes good ig

Dance Dance Dance - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! for one, he's mean to Mr. Rude the entire time, for two, he completely fucking drags Miss Scary's performance the entire time, and for three - he talks through it the entire time! fucker!!!

Library - just wanted his book man

Pirates - yeah

Goo - Miss Naughty you fucking bitch fucjk you fucky ou fuck you! FUCK YOU!!!!

Trains and Planes - he's kind of dickish but otherwise fine

Lunch - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! For one, why the fuck did you invite Mr. Messy if you didn't want "messiness" at your pristine fucking picnic, why the fuck did you invite Miss Chatterbox if you didn't want her talking, etc, but he's also very ignorant of Mr. Quiet's warnings of the bear ):(

Machines - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BUY MR. MESSY A MACHINE THAT CLEANS HIS HOUSE??? AGAINST HIS WISHES??? AND HE FUCKING SPECIFICALLY ASKS TO GET IT OUT BUT YOU DONT FUCKING LISTEN AND PROCEED TO CRITICISE HIM??? IT'S HIS FUCKING SPACE, FOR ONE, AND YOU KNOW CLEANLINESS MAKES HIM UNCOMFORTABLE! YOU FUCK! im so fucking mad

Birds - he doesn't do anything wrong he gets fucking yeeted

Bath and Bubbles - this is the only Mr. Fussy bit where he's actually happy at the end and yknow what? boyboss moment

Sand and Surf - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! I know this is a trend but yes, he's a dick to Mr. Quiet and ignores everything he says.

Parks - MR. FUSSY A BITCH! He spends the entire segment bullying Mr. Messy and I am tired of it

Travel - hes kinda dickish the entire time but mmmmmyeah

Bad Weather - i didnt want to watch this one again cause it sucks, i'm assuming he's fine

If you've read to the bottom, then I'm sure you're actually interested in what I have to say about him/the other mr men and little misses. Because I'm definitely going to be doing more of these, please acknowledge going forward that I am one, singular teenager. A teenager susceptible to my own bias, especially when it comes to some of the "negative" characters. Don't take my percentages and data too seriously, as it's all technically based off of my opinions of each segment. Ok bye bye Mr. Noisy's next

[fairycosmos]

i’m currently living for the random tiktoks on my fyp going over old school tumblr drama

PLEAAASE it throws me into such emotional distress but also i do love to see it cause im a nosey nostalgic bitch. literally nothing matches the absolute barbaric pedantic energy of old tumblr drama like we really. grew up internalizing that shit lmfaooooo. i like the one about the witch who stole those literal bones for her magic or whatever

[zelinkslullaby]

I

I gotta get it out somewhere

This bitch really just said other people's feelings about what you do matters more than pursuing your own interests. (Not exact words but the last part is direct quote) and I-

This is why I hate it here.

No. Offending someone who's too fucking sensitive and nosey to MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS AND WORRY ABOUT THEMSELVES does NOT matter more than pursuing my own interests! This is why I'm such a miserable anxious bitch! I've been told CONSTANTLY that other peoples feelings about what I do matters more than doing something that makes me happy! Regardless of how mundane it is!

Thats bullshit!!!! And I was NEVER taught the balance of doing what makes me happy and not offending others (espeically when they get offended by ANYTHING.) FUCK that. Im so angry. This is my weekly dose of wanting to kill myself.

And I cant talk to my parents about it or anything cause I'm just interpreting it wrong 🙃 like damn, I do have a negativity bias, but there's a reason. And just sighing and telling me I'm thinking wrong doesnt do shit but make me feel bad and uncomfortable.

[somewillwin]

Ok i gotta do this cuz im a messy nosey bitch. What happened in q*een b?

Poppy humiliated zoey, exposing some police files about shoplifting. Mc could have stopped it but she preferred to publish poppy’s credit cards info because this petty popular contest they have is obviously more important than your best friend...... (that was sarcasm btw)

Zoey finally leaves mc and her stupid quest about destroying poppy cause along the way, mc became just like her.

So..... we all depressed now,