#cause he's gotta be heavy af

[lunatic-pudge]

TF2 Mercs Green Flags (except it's very biased)

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I love my boys. Yes, this is biased and questionable. But this is meant to be cute and fun.

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Scout:

-Silly little goober, great person to be around when you need cheering up

-Golden retreiver boyfriend

-Can easily make you laugh without even trying

-Artsy fartsy

Pyro

-Cutie patootie who makes the cutest drawings of you two together

-Owns an Easy Bake Oven

-Master at baking, never-ending supply of sweets for you to indulge in

-Your biggest supporter. Would literally cheer for you if you rob a bank

Soldier

-Also your biggest supporter, will demand that other adore you as well

-Will let you own any pet you want no matter what the animal is

-Speeches of why you're the best thing to ever exist and how America is blessed to have such a beauty like you live there

-Will give you anything and everything you could ever want, like human ears. Definitely a good person to be if you like collecting weird stuff

Demo

-Precious baby boy is a major cuddle bug

-Def knows how to knit/crochet, will make you whatever you want

-Baby man likes learning about folklore/mythology

-He's essentially a big walking teddy bear. Perfect for cuddles, especially on a cold or rainy day

Heavy

-GIANT WALKING TEDDY BEAR

-Protective baby boy, big scary dog privleges

-Bookworm, can recommend a good book if you don't know what to read

-Perfect person to lay around and cuddle with, he can smother me any day. Dates at home are TOP TIER

Engie

-THE BEST PERSON TO GO TO WHEN YOU'RE HAVING AN OFF DAY HANDS DOWN

-Smart boy, can make you stuff that helps with day to day activities which is helpful if you can't do certain things to having a disability or something

-Dad bod, dad bod, dad bod, dad bod, dad bod, can't get enough of it

-Voice of an angel, will sing for you if you'd like. Can def sing you to sleep

Medic

-NERD, he's an adorable nerd! Let him ramble about his hyperfixations!

-Def a good pet owner, would kill someone if they don't take proper care of their pets

-Would make sure you take care of yourself, he's kinda like a dad that cares

-He's such a maniac. I can see him just secretly being up to no good all the time. And he's also very girlypop

-Putting an extra for him cause I can: Medic boobs. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

Sniper

-Sweet, precious baby boy who can do no wrong. He strikes me as someone who listens to EVERYTHING when it comes to music. He ain't genrephobic

-Also a collector of weird things. Likes making bone jewlery. Bone boy

-I just love the concept of him being feral? This is probably the weirdest thing on the list. Like there's the golden retreiver boyfriend (Scout), and then there's the feral boyfriend (Sniper). Literally acts like a cat, hiding away from people, hissing when people that aren't you tries to touch him, will demand attention/affection from you, ect. I need to make a more detailed idea of a feral boyfriend so work with me plz

-He would absolutely let you wear his clothes, thinking about how adorable you look. He'd do the same with your clothes if they're big enough for his lanky body. You two swap jackets in the winter time so you guys always have a piece of each other when you two are busy and aren't able to see each other

Spy

-I know a running joke is that Spy is a smelly French asshole, but I really do think that he wears some of the nicest smelling cologne out there. Expensive af colonge, but damn, it's addicting

-Smarty pants. Not just anyone can be a spy, it takes quite a bit of intellect for it. And not to mentions he knows multiple languages? Love it, even if I hate the French language with a burning passion

-Him having a good taste in fashion? He's gotta know what he's doing by wearing suits all the time. Not only does he look fresh af, but people always look so good in a suit, especially when it fits them. But please also picture him dressed in a more romantic goth aesthetic plz, okay I'll stop now

-Is good at paying attention to even the littlest of details about his partners. Even if you're trying to be cryptic or subtle about things, he'll always find out. He's def a protective type too

[starry-eyed-wild-child]

🥀 kappa x reader headcanons 🥀

. yikes, first off this man right here - I need him in my VEINS

. but swiftly moving on

. i'm not gonna sugarcoat anything, this relationship is probably toxic af - like you're both AWFUL for each other, it's like an obsessed kinda love that's probably really unhealthy

. but it's okay, we move

. probably met when he broke into your house or smth - but he'd probably been stalking you for weeks before, I don't make the rules we know it's true. but he'd 100% deny it to your face if you asked

. yes he would probably live in a VW samba. stereotypical? sure. but you can't tell me he doesn't - look me in the eyes and try I beg

. will get high with you every single night, if that's your vibe - and if it's not, he's still getting high with you every night cause he's such a gentleman

. kappa will swear on his life he hates animals, but the day you bring a cat home, bro is smitten

. will convince you to join the cult, let's not kid ourselves at all - whether you do so willingly is up to you, but either way, you're sleeping in that commune, babes

. would NEVER admit it aloud but he secretly wants small braids in his hair - tiny, tiny ones that go around. but you couldn't torture this information out of him

. try it, he'd probably get off on it

. i have said this before, and i stand by it - kappa listens to the zombies, it's a guilty pleasure that he'd rather die than admit

. y'know that red pendant he always wears? put it on for him, i beg. man will be on his knees

. is actually surprisingly a really good cook (i personally headcanon kappa as a veggie but that's just me, don't come at me pls)

. tries to be this heavy dominant man, but then probably smells like fucking fire and patchouli or some waffle

. putting the nsfw under the cut cause i don't wanna get scolded

. we, as a fandom, have collectively agreed that kappa is absolutely packing it down there

. he's a solid nine inches, and definitely has a few piercings - nipple bars are the ones that come to mind when I think of kappa, but probably had them in more intimate places 🤭

. is the kinkiest motherfucker you'll ever meet in your life - everything you knew? forget it, babes, kappa knows best

. if it's not messy and sloppy, kappa doesn't want it - you will be covered in scratches, bite marks, cum, blood, spit and sweat by the time this man is done with you

. he's so mean, man, oh my god

'c'mon, sugar, you can take it, you've fucking done it before'

'stop fucking crying or I'll give you something to cry about'

. aftercare? what's that? kappa will clean you up and maybe, maybe, if you're really, really good, he'll hold you

. loves, loves, loves fucking you outdoors - in 'mother nature' 🌿🍄

. hot take but kappa actually LOVES mutual masturbation (he's so gross, he just likes watching you touch yourself)

. his ego will be heightened when you can't finish by yourself

'awe, what's the matter, sugar? can't even cum without me anymore?'

. he's so fucking mean, I want him bad, man

. BREEDING KINK ( look me in the eyes and tell me no, i dare you)

. pushes his cum so deep inside you that it doesn't even drip out

'gotta make sure it stays nice and put, sugar, gonna fuck a baby into you, hm?'

. will praise you but in a really derogatory way? idk how to describe it

. when i tell you, you will never want another man again - kappa will make you feel things you didn't even know you could, man

. very, very good at what he does - kappa is very cocky, he knows he's good, and he loves when you tell him how good he is

. let this man eat you out, bro - you'll be in heaven. he's so disgusting with it - he's messy, sloppy and you can guarantee he will lap, lick, drool and dribble absolutely everywhere

. you have to beg this man to get away from between your legs - and even when you do, he still doesn't

. realistically, he's probably like a -2/10 BUT I'm gonna give him a solid 9/10 cause he's my man, and i'm delusional

. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[the-nysh]

Hi there!! I just saw your tags on the Vash marksman appreciation post and I really REALLY gotta know your thoughts on the fight choreography bc while I did martial arts as a kid I don’t remember everything and just extremely curious!! Wanna appreciate the thoughts put behind making this boyo!!

👀👀!!! Yes, hello! (Note: I'm also about 10yrs rusty out of practice in hapkido--a Korean defensive art that combines many styles from judo/aikido/etc, so while I may not remember all the formal terms and stuff, I can still SEE the very real and very sexy close combat choreography + randori/grapples/ground work they're smoothly throwing in there!) I've briefly tag-ranted on some former gifs I've reblogged here & here but OK, I can indulge into a little more detail! :D

Let's start with this gif, which is such a nice introductory tease!

The point-blank bullet dodging is some of that sick looking 'rule of cool' inhuman spice, but oh what's this?? 👀 The other dude is dumbly holding his arm out (non-defensively, since if that guy were smart about close fighting, he'd have his other hand up at the ready too) right in Vash's personal space, ripe for the taking - to which OH YES he easily blocks with the prosthetic arm and transitions right into a throw for the takedown. Where he shoves the fool over his shoulder with a lot more power (which is hard to do, esp from a standing position without a solid grip on any lapels either; woo he just goes right in for it), rather than using the dude's own momentum against him, since the guy's literally just standing there (as a stationary weight) rather than trying to punch him in a brawl. But LOOK what else Vash does!!! His block with the prosthetic becomes a grip that both holds/pulls onto the guy's arm during the throw and disarms the guy - by tossing his gun away, in one swift movement! :O Not only that, but there!! We see the first quick tease of him reverse-griping his own heavy brick of a gun into a tonfa position to strike the guy at the back of the neck for a non-lethal stun!!! That is SO cool!!! ;o; Some galaxy-brained application of his no-killing fighting style (using both arms + his revolver in his repertoire...oh wait, that already makes up the title's literal 3 guns *gets shot*) where it looks so fresh and seamlessly smooth af. Great stuff.

Then the Livio fight, despite him being double-armed with long-range weapons, is full of close-range gold from the way Vash tackles him, straddles him, and pins him to the floor with a (forceful!) choke to the throat (like whoa excuse me hello), but ALSO from the self-aware way Vash always has his guard up to keep both of Livio's guns out of the way at all times. D: Whether parrying bullets with his prosthetic, blocking/holding the guns away with that arm too (as shown), or even using his own gun defensively as a tonfa-shield to reinforce his blocks as well.

So then we get to THIS GIF, the same sequence that drove you insane for his smooth marksmanship tracking, drives ME insane for his immediate close-quarters holywhattheflyingshit did he just DO!?!?!?! 👀👀

LOOK AT HIM!!! Honestly it's kinda hard to see everything from how fast he goes, but I love the way he zips in there to grapple Livio off-balance, and ahh!! Look at the way Vash ducks and defensively keeps both arms up (this is SO important, because once you've trained you'll notice how in so many movies/comics' 'rule of cool' martial arts moves, they'll often have a character wildly swing their arms out to the sides to counter-balance kicks and stuff, but no--that's bad/unsafe form; bc if you're in a real fight you need to keep both arms up and ready at all times if you want to protect your core/face from getting blown off! Which just as you've noted, is something that needs to be practiced! The fact Vash has kept his unblemished pretty face for 150yrs is testament to that~) Vash knows how to simultaneously use his prosthetic AND his gun as needed--cause look at that, he swiftly holds it reversed as a tonfa again to block Livio's gun swing, which is a really cool way to use a gun as a shield to protect his own flesh arm from the incoming blows.

But that's not all, because ahaaa~ Fighting defensively is not all he's got up his sleeve! The little boxing jab he throws to Livio's face with his prosthetic arm makes me giggle, because OH YEAH that's a real thing! A type of distraction strike you pull - the same as stomping on a foot or kicking someone in the balls, to disorient your opponent off-guard first before you serve your real (offensive) move. Which in Vash's case leads up to a....O___O;;!?!? TF is THAT.

Here's where they're teasing in more of that inhuman spice again, because Vash holds Livio's guns out of the way (as usual) and revs up for a....fucking one-punch to the solar plexus at point-blank?!? D8 Whatwhatwhatwhat!!! Because that wasn't his gun's doing at all; he was still holding it defensively in that arm as a tonfa! That was his real arm's natural brute strength bitch!!! aaaahaha!!! wow I love it. The guy modestly says he's not much of a fighter but that's not trueeee at all, is it~ ;) I can SEE real proof of that otherwise and I can't wait for what else studio orange will show us to blow our minds.

*Ahem* So anyway did I ever mention how much I like the way he reverses the grip on his gun to use as a tonfa? (both defensively as a shield to protect himself and offensively to stun/strike his opponents with) For thematically how much it seamlessly works for his fighting style to never kill, for how the improvised (but practiced!) close-range practicality and versatility of it looks crazy awesome, and because damn, that shit's hot.

[gojossu]

gojo as your bf?

is he the affectionate type?

oh, absolutely. this man will show the world that you're his, and he's yours. the public display of affection will be crazyyy 💀 he does NOT care what anyone say, he's gotta kiss, touch, feel YOUUUU 😩😩😩 it gets to the point where people around you gets so used of yall being so lovey dovey that they don't even bats an eye on it.

on a scale of 1-10, how thoughtful is he?

immediately 10. remember when he customized yuuji's uniform to have a hood (?) or something bc that's what yuuji often wears ☹️ this man definitely is aware and takes notes of everything you like, favourite food, song, colour, how you'd like your steak to be done, EVERYTHING 😩‼️. so when it comes to your birthday, he knows exactly what to give you.

dates?

dates with him are so fun! for instance on an amusement park date, he'll make sure not to push you to ride a rollercoaster that you're afraid of getting on. he'll convince you, of course but if your response are.. yk, he's not gonna pressure you to get on it. oh, don't worry your pretty head 😘, he'll cover all the expenses of all of it. by the end of the date, you'll be exhausted af but would be smiling ear to ear lols

how clingy is he?

VERY clingy. like, HELLA. im talking bout putting his arms around your ankle, his legs dragging with every move you take around the kitchen. JUST to have physical contact with you. you'd be complaining that he's "too heavy! get off meeee," and still run around the damn kitchen all while dragging his clingy ass with you LMFAOOO and he'd be like "give me attention 🥺", bitch get the fuck off y/n's ankle damn 🤨

hand placement?

this man has a hot hand placement 😩‼️ near your boobs, around your waist, around your neck, you name it. when you're filming a tt with him he had his hand on your inner thighs and when you post it, it went viral and full of comments saying "girlll his hand placement,😩😩🙏🙏" you don't even realize he'd put his hand on that area with how often he's done that before but shout out to him for giving you clout ig 🗣️‼️‼️

favourite body part of you?

probably your boobs. he likes to bury his head on it for extended amount of time that you're worried he's not breathing anymore. he finds that he doesn't mind having a death caused by his gf's boobs tbh. he especially love to bury his head on your chest when he's having a bad day.

is he the best bf ever?

DUHHHH. he loves you with all his heart and will not tread you with anything in this world, ever. he loves you, forever and ever and wish he'd marry you someday.

[stillsaltyaboutmcr]

I will always be here for you-J.S

find parts 1-4 here

Warnings: Cussing, pregnancy, childbirth, rooster being sweet, jake being domestic af as usual, one big happy family, a plot twist oooo

this may or may not be the final chapter of this mini series. i haven’t decided how i wanna end this so i might make this the finale or i may continue. who knows?

Taglist: @emma8895eb @archetypesoflife @sarahjoestewy-blog @gizmodear @topguncultleader

sorry if i missed anyone!!

enjoy! it’s a longer one!

After finding out the gender of the baby, you and Jake had finally decided on a nursery theme. It was pink and tan with floral paintings on the walls. It was beautiful and made you almost emotional. You couldn’t believe you were now a week away from your due date and you had made it this far. Looking at the final product you called the baby’s room, Jake hugged you from behind, rubbing his hands on your very large belly. “It really is perfect isn’t it?”

You sighed, “It really is. Now all we gotta do is come up with a name.” Even though that was the only thing left on your to do list besides give birth, you had a lot more on your mind.

Since the baby shower, Rooster has been slowly showing a more sympathetic side of himself. While he hasn’t blatantly apologized, he has been doing small things to almost do it without the words ‘i’m sorry’.

You were just passed your 6 month mark sitting and waiting for Jake to get off work. You didn’t live far from where he was working at the time with the Dagger Squad, so you would walk there on Friday’s to see him come out all hot and sweaty.

It would be a miracle if you made it through the allotted time your doctor gave you after birth to not have sex. That man was asking for baby #2.

Bradley had come out first while you were waiting for Jake. He had seen you and changed the course of his path to come talk to you. “How’s the little girl doing?” He kept his arms at his side, as if afraid to touch you or move wrong and scare you off.

“She’s good, been kicking me a lot though.” You tried to muster out a laugh but you couldn’t. You couldn’t forgive Brad yet for what he did to you when you told him. You knew he was trying to make it up to you, but you couldn’t help but feel like he had an ulterior motive to his kindness.

“I wonder who she gets that from- I’m sorry.”

He looked to the ground. “It’s okay, but probably me.” He laughed and that was the first time you’d heard him laugh since your fling. It made you crack a smile and when he saw, his whole demeanor changed.

“There’s that beautiful smile. I miss seeing that.” You froze. What were you supposed to say to that? “I’m sorry, I don’t know why I said that. You do have a beautiful smile though. I hope she has your smile too.” Again, what were you supposed to respond with?? “I’ll just leave, I have to take Bob home anyways. You look amazing, you’re glowing. Everyone here sees it. Ask around.” You smiled and thanked him and off he went to his Bronco.

That Bronco. It’s seen things.

Again, when you were 7 and a half months along, you were in the commissary getting some stuff for the house when you had ran into Bradley. He took notice of the large size difference of your bump since your 6 month mark. “I don’t mean this to sound rude, but she’s getting big.” He let out a breathy laugh.

You couldn’t help but return the laughter. “Yeah, I’m really hoping she doesn’t destroy me. She’s getting heavy and she’s not even born yet.” That caused Bradley to smile.

“Have you and Jake picked out a name?” You looked up at Bradley.

“Uh- we. No, not yet.” You swallowed hard. Something had Bradley’s mind turning, and you could see it all over his expression. “Brad?” He looked up. “Do you wanna feel her kick?” His eyes lit up but he was hesitant to reach out.

“Are you sure? I don’t mean to make you uncomfortable. I’m sorry if I’ve been too much, I just feel-“ You interrupted him before he could embarrass himself and took his hand and placed it on your belly. Almost immediately as if your little girl knew who was there, she kicked- and HARD.

You let out a grunt and gripped your stomach and bent over a bit, reaching for your cart. “Are you okay?!” Bradley immediately went to your aid. One hand was on the cart to keep it steady, the other on your right shoulder. He was studying your expression, looking for any signs of relief or pain. You took a deep breath and made yourself upright letting out a chuckle. Bradley was still on you, looking for any confirmation that you were truly okay.

“I’m okay, she’s just never kicked me that hard. Knocked the wind out of me.” You looked up and noticed how close he was to you. You watched his eyes drift down to your lips and you felt a surge of nausea swirl in your stomach. You cleared your throat and he immediately gave you space.

“I’m so sorry.” He swallowed hard, face turning red.

“It’s okay. I gotta get going though before my frozens melt.” You gave him one last smile before heading down the isle to the checkout.

The time that really stood out to you though was just 2 weeks ago. You were at the doctor getting your checkup to see how your baby was doing and moving. You were in the waiting room when Bradley walked in carrying a sickly looking Javy on his shoulder. He talked to the nurse before she took him back, leaving you and Brad alone in the waiting room. He took notice of you and asked to sit down next to you.

“Javy came into work looking awful and refused to go home. I finally convinced him to come in when he threw up and the puke was green. I think he has food poisoning.” He let out a laugh at the expense of his friend.

“I’m just here to check up on our girl here.”

“Our?” Your eyes went wide as you caught your slip up.

“I mean technically-“

You started to correct yourself but he quickly fixed it for you. “You and Jake are going to be amazing parents. You guys are going to have a beautiful baby girl.” You suddenly felt a pang of guilt at his words.

“Brad.” You took his hand. “I know you aren’t active in the pregnancy and you didn’t want this baby to begin with, but it is OUR baby. You and me. We made this.” He looked at you and started tearing up.

“I’m so sorry. I panicked. I wasn’t ready and I didn’t know what to do. Then I saw how happy you were that you were pregnant and I realized that was what I wanted. I may not want to be a dad yet, but the way your as radiant as ever with that beautiful belly made me realize one thing. I want you to be happy, and if this makes you happy then I’m okay.” He took a ragged breath, “I know you and Jake are happy and that we take over that father role, and I’m okay with that. I’ll happily watch on the sidelines if that means I get to see you smile.”

You didn’t know what to say. Should you forgive him? Should you call his bluff and remind him of what he said to you? The way he made you feel?

“Brad-“

“Don’t say anything, I don’t ever expect you to forgive me.”

“But I do.” He looked at you with wide teary eyes. You nodded to confirm what you had just said.

“Thank you…please don’t feel obligated to make me a part of the baby’s life. It never has to know if you don’t want it to.”

“Can we try to be friends Brad?” He smiled and nodded.

“I’d like that. I can be Uncle Brad if you-“

“No. I think when she’s old enough, she should know. I’ll have to talk to Jake but, I think he’ll understand.”

Bradley froze in his spot. “I- really- please. Don’t feel like you need to do that just because I apologized.”

“I’ve been thinking it over since the baby shower Brad. I saw the way you looked when we discovered it was a girl. It broke my heart that you aren’t able to connect with something you helped create. This baby is equal parts of you and me, so shouldn’t it know both of its parents?” Bradley still hadn’t moved. “Brad, I’m serious. I asked myself, ‘if I was raised never knowing my dad and being told my stepdad was my real dad, how would I feel?’. The answer? I’d feel betrayed. I don’t want our child to feel that way.”

“Thank you.” It was barely above a whisper, and his voice sounded broken even at such a low volume. Before he could say another word, the doctor came out and called your name. You said your goodbye and waved and you hadn’t seen him since.

You hadn’t yet brought it to Jake and you didn’t bother texting Bradley as you didn’t have a solution yet. Gazing upon the room soon to be full of laughter and diaper changes, you knew in your heart it was the right thing to do. Even if Brad wasn’t always around, he deserved to at the very least meet her.

“Hey babe.” You turned around in Jake’s arms to face him. He looked at you with such admiration, it made it hard for you to say what you wanted to. You didn’t want to hurt Jake.

“What’s up?”

“I’ve been thinking about Bradley.” Jake’s face became one of confusion. “He is her dad and I’ve told you about how he’s been lately. I think he’s sincere and I think he deserves to at least meet her. If I grew up being told my dad was someone else and never knew my real dad I’d feel hurt. I don’t want baby girl to be hurt.” Jake sighed and nodded.

“I understand but I don’t know. How do we know he’s not just doing this to try to kick me out and weasel back in? What if he just wants to claim you and the baby for housing allowance? Time off?” Jake had a point, but you would never leave Jake. He’s done so much for you and always a drop of a hat.

“You know I would never leave you right? After everything you’ve done for me I’d have to be an idiot to walk away. Look at the life you’ve made for us. A cute adorable house, my comfortability during my pregnancy, and now a nursery for baby girl. You’ve given me safety and stability and pure happiness, Jake. I’d be a fool to leave you.” Jake smiled and planted a kiss on your forehead, staying there for a moment and took a deep breath.

“Can I sleep on it?”

“Of course. She’s not due for another week anyways.” You both grabbed the others hand and went downstairs to finish off your Sunday evening.

Monday morning came and as you woke up, you had peed yourself. “Shit.” It smelled and you were lucky Jake had already gone to work. You quickly got up to clean yourself before heading back to get the sheets washed when you nearly collapsed from unimaginable pain in your abdomen. “No, no, no, no, no. Not now!! You’re too early!! Fuck!!” You searched for your phone in a panic when the pain wouldn’t go away. You yelled out in pain and quickly dialed the first number you could get your hands on in your emergency contact list. The ringing hit your ears and you didn’t even wait for a voice as soon as you heard the line connect.

“My water broke! I’m going into labor!”

“Oh my god!! Shit!!” You recognized Natasha’s voice anywhere. “Oh my god!! Someone find Jake NOW!” Her voice was commanding as voices chattered on the other side. You groaned out in pain again before it subsided and you felt like you were going to pass out. “How far apart are your contractions?”

“I don’t know, I woke up and thought I peed but then I got this bad pain and it just now went away.”

“Shit shit- where is he?! Stay calm, grab onto something we’re getting you help-“ Another wave came on and you yelled out, nearly screaming. “Oh my god you’re not far apart. FIND HIM!!” Voices filled your ears, and you picked out Bob’s panic.

“I haven’t seen him all day! Coyote went to find him. Where’s Maverick?! He’ll know what to do!” You tried to giggle at Bob’s adorable voice. He was always cute when he was nervous, like a kid who had been caught eating halloween candy when he wasn’t supposed to.

You yelled out in pain again and Natasha’s words became faded. You heard her yelling and screaming at people before finally you heard ‘just give me the phone please’ followed by a calming voice.

“Hey, just breathe. They found Jake, he’s on his way to get you. You got this. Stay calm and focus on your breathing. Breathe with me.”

You knew it to be the one and only Bradley Bradshaw.

You yelled out again, the pain still not subsiding. You had no clue how long it had been since your water broke in your sleep, so you had no idea how long your body had technically been in labor. “Breathe in for four,” you took a breath in, listening to his voice. “One, two, three, four. Now hold it for four-“ He calmly and slowly counted you through each breath, a nice change of pace from Natasha’s yelling and you felt your body relax with each number. It felt like time slowed down as he spoke to you and you felt peace amongst the contractions. “You got it, keep breathing okay? Jake should be there any minute now. I’m sure he’s speeding like the devil to get to you. You’re gonna be okay. You’re so strong, you can handle this no problem.” He kept giving you encouragement as you felt another wave of pain. You gritted your teeth as you yelled, this one worse than the last. You felt your vocal chords ripping at the intensity of your scream, you didn’t even hear the door slam open downstairs.

“Hey, you’re okay! Breathe Y/N!! Breathe! Remember in for 4, come on do it with me!” Bradley’s voice distracted you from Jake’s yelling until you physically felt Jake around you. He was sweating, and he looked so afraid, you must’ve looked horrible to cause him such fright. “You got her?”

“Yeah I got her, thanks Rooster. Tell Maverick I won’t be back today.” He hung up the phone and grabbed the hospital bag and quickly scooped you up, practically running to the car.

You blinked and you were in a hospital bed with an epidural. The nurses and doctor were all in the room, Jake at your side gripping your hand and giving you little bits of motivation. In all honesty, he was more of a wreck than you were, you thought he might pass out.

Even with the medicine, you’d been in extreme pain, causing you to become dizzy and weak. You’d been at this for nearly 5 hours now and you were only 3 cm dilated. They gave you all they could to speed it up, and the doctor even said he’d suspected you’d been in labor for nearly 15 hours now including the morning.

“The head isn’t in position! If this baby drops, it’s gonna wrap the chord on its ne-“ Before you could comprehend what the nurse was saying, you felt a shot of pain and the heart monitor went out. All the staff jumped to remove you from your stand and get you to an emergency C-section. You started to freak out, you couldn’t lose your baby, and you didn’t want to die either. You were so scared and just when you needed Jake the most, he was told to wait outside.

The last thing you remember is the doctor telling you it’s gonna be okay before you blacked out from pain.

When you woke up, it was the next morning from the time on your clock on the wall. The TV was playing some cooking show really quietly and you felt incredibly weak. You could barely muster a breath, let alone move your head. You felt a hand on yours and you slowly tried to turn your head. To your left, Jake was in a chair, a blanket and pillow accompanying him. His eyes were red and puffy, and you assumed the worse. “I’m so happy you’re awake.” He leaned in to give you a soft and gentle kiss, which you reciprocated.

“What happened?”

He took in a shaky breath. “She wasn’t head down, and she caught herself in her umbilical chord and flatlined, when they got you back there you went with her. I was so scared that I would lose you both. After hours, they finally brought you back in here to me. You were fast asleep and so pale I thought you were dead. When they hooked you back up and I saw your heartbeat, I broke. You are so amazing, you know that? You are so strong and I love you so much.”

“But…what about? Baby girl? Did she-“ You were starting to breathe quickly and Jake was a blubbering mess. You assumed she didn’t make it due to your state of health. He went to speak when another voice appeared followed by a face to match.

“She’s beautiful. She looks just like you.” You followed to see Bradley. Your eyes widened.

“I didn’t know what to do, they wouldn’t tell me anything, so I called him. He helped me through it all. They wouldn’t even let me see her.” Jake leaned down to cry into your hand. You hadn’t even thought about that. Jake wasn’t your husband nor was he your child’s father. Of course they would only tell Bradley the information as the proven biological father.

“I took Jake up there to see her through the window. But only I was allowed to hold her after your surgery.”

“You were in there?”

“I came running as soon as I saw his name light up on my phone. I knew something was wrong. When I got here and they figured out who I was, they scrubbed me up and shoved me into the room to keep an eye on you if you were to wake up. They wanted you to have a familiar face there so you wouldn’t panic, but they only allowed the mother’s parents or the father of the child in.” You couldn’t believe he showed up.

You couldn’t believe Jake went to him.

“They pulled her out and I heard her cry-“ he choked back his tears. “It was the most beautiful sound I’ve ever heard. They cleaned her off and handed her to me, to get skin to skin while they stitched you up. She’s stunning Y/N. I’m so proud of you.”

“What happened to me in there Brad?”

“It was horrible.” Jake spoke up now. “The nurse came out and told me Brad gave the responsibility to me to decide whether or not I wanted them to try and save you. Bradley gave me the choice. I couldn’t handle it.”

You looked to Bradley. “When she finally was born and they took her away ti be cleaned, all your monitors started going off. You were losing too much blood too quickly. They asked me the question and I couldn’t do it. Jake is your partner, so I thought it best for him to be the one to decide since he took the responsibility when I decided to leave you in the dust. Watching you bleed out on that table killed me. You became pale, your under eyes turning yellow. I thought you were gone.”

“But I’m not.”

“I donated blood for you.” Jake looked at you, attempting to pull himself together. “They wanted Bradley too but I was the only match for your blood type out of us two. So they took a ton of blood so you could be okay.” You tugged on Jake’s hand to give him a kiss. You wanted to cry.

“Thank you Jake. I don’t know where I’d be without you. I love you.”

“Don’t thank just me. As much as I hate to admit when I’m wrong, Bradley has changed. I remember wanting to get him sent on different orders for months. I wanted to tear him from the sky on every training exercise. Now, I owe him everything for what he’s done today.” Jake looked at Brad and extended a hand for him to shake.

“Bradley.” He turned to you and sat on the bed by your feet. You reached out with your other hand and grabbed his, Jake helping you sit up. “Thank you. I knew something had sparked in you the moment I saw you at the gender reveal. You’ve changed so much since I told you about our girl. I couldn’t have done this without you.”

“I wasn’t even there.”

“But you were when it mattered. You talked me through my contractions on the phone. The peace I felt when you calmly spoke to me was such a relief. You ran a snap of a finger when Jake called for you. You two hate each other!” All three of you laughed. “Both of you, I really am so greatly for you two. I couldn’t have done it without you. And Brad, I’m so glad to got to see her, hold her. I’m really happy you were there with me when Jake couldn’t be.”

Just then a nurse walked in. “Ah! Moms awake! How are we feeling mom?”

The nurse checked all your vitals and checked on your scar to make sure everything was normal. She said the weakness is nothing to worry about and that it will go away with time.

“Do you want to see her?” You nodded as she stepped out and returned in a bit with a clear bassinet. A swaddle of pink blankets lay in it. The nurse took her out and placed her in your arms, pulling your gown down for skin to skin.

“I’ll leave you be to soak it all in and have some privacy. I’ll come check on you in awhile. Congratulations.”

As she stepped out, you burst into tears. “Did you pick out a name?” You turned to Jake. “Either of you?”

“I did.” Jake spoke up. “It’s not official yet in case you hated it. Bradley doesn’t even know her name yet.”

“You have a name?” Bradley spoke up, clearly as clueless as you.

“I did. Her name will be Caroline Mae Bradshaw.” You and Bradley both shot shocked faces his way. “Caroline after your mother, Carol.” He gestured to Bradley. “Mae after your mother, Mary Mae.” He gestured to you. “I feel it only appropriate for her to take her father’s name. I don’t feel right giving her mine. So, she’s a Bradshaw.”

“Jake. You don’t have to-“

“I want to Bradley. She’s yours. I love Y/N and this beautiful baby girl with my entire being, but I did nothing to make her existence. It doesn’t matter if her creation was an accident. You still played a huge part without even knowing it and after all you’ve done for Y/N over the last few months, I think it’s only fitting.” You broke out into sobs. You were overcome with so much love and emotion you couldn’t handle it. Watching the two men in your life connect right in front of your eyes, getting something you never thought you would. You looked at Jake.

“Do you wanna hold Caroline then?” Jake nodded as he carefully took her from your arms.

“She really is beautiful, but I think you don’t give yourself enough credit Brad, look at her again.” Jake sat down next to you as Brad took the chair at the bedside. You all took a good look at her as she slowly began to open her eyes.

She may have had some of your defining features like the shape of your lips or the point of your nose, but her dark head of hair and beautiful deep brown eyes were all Bradley. She was a beautiful mix. She looked up at Jake with wide eyes, studying his face. “Hi prettt girl, I’m your stepdad. This is your mom,” he tilted her up a little so you could wave a coo at her, “and this is your dad.” He looked at Bradley, handed her over so he could hold Caroline.

“Hey peanut. It’s dad.” She let out a couple excited breaths at the sound of his voice and it caused you to laugh. “I think she likes me.”

“She better.” You chimed in.

You leaned your head against Jake as he wrapped his arms around you. “Why don’t you get some more rest okay? I think we got this. You need to gain your strength back so we can take you gorgeous girls home.”

You muttered out a small ‘okay’ as Jake adjusted you to wear he could hold you while you slept. “You take care of mom, I’ll take care of the little one.”

“Deal.” Bradley got up to go rock Caroline while Jake brushed through your hair with his fingers and quietly talked to you while you drifted off to sleep.

To an onlooker, it was a beautiful view. Bradley rocking his brand new baby girl, cooing at her and talking to her. You fast asleep after the accomplishment you made today and the hardship your body went through. Jake right there by your side, propped up on an elbow, fingers brushing your hair while he hummed softly to get you to rest.

Despite the differences between the three, they came together to make a beautiful family. A happy trio for one pretty special kid.

(a year and a half later)

You were hosting your first get together for the dagger squad since you gave birth. You and Jake agreed to give it a year for your recovery since you took your time regaining your strength. Bradley was often over to take care of Caroline so Jake could focus on you. You were sick for months after giving birth. In and out of the hospital for the first 4 months of Caroline’s life. Once you got better, you and Jake got a marriage license and you officially became Mrs. Seresin. You enjoyed the first couple months of your marriage in private while Bradley took over Caroline. So after a year, you were well and back to your normal self. But, Jake wanted to give it a few more months just to be safe, so here you are with an 18 months old and a new last name.

You had Caroline in a wrap against your chest while Jake was in the kitchen cooking. Bradley was setting up in the living room with Natasha and Bob. You had just gotten Caroline dressed and headed down the stairs as everyone started to arrive. You greeted everyone and Caroline babbled to a few of the pilots. She was quite fond of her Uncle Bob.

Everytime Bob was over Caroline just clung to him. If Bob set her down or stopped giving her attention, she started to whine. It was cute but poor Bob couldn’t catch a break. So today, she was glued to your chest.

You walked into the kitchen as Jake began plating the food. “Are you nervous?” He asked when he. priced you coke in.

“A little bit, but I think it’s all going to turn out.” He set the last plate down before grabbing your hand.

“Are you ready?”

“Yes.”

You both walked into the living room where everyone was started to get drinks and catch up. “Lunch is ready but first we have something to announce.”

As Jake was talking you reached into your back pocket and pulled out a little white stick with a plus sign on it. You shouted, “We’re pregnant! Baby Seresin due i. 8 months!” You we’re already a month along, but decided to wait until everyone was together to announce it.

The room burst into hoops, hollers, cheers and congratulations. You looked to Jake as he kissed you.

“Don’t call me in a panic this time, because I won’t be able to to shit.” Bradley quipped as you all began laughing.

“Shit!” You all fell silent as Caroline said her first word.

“You’ve got to be kidding me.” You pinched the bridge of your nose as the laughter fired up again. With a little Bradshaw and a Seresin on the way, you were going to have your hands full.

[beautyconsumer]

so i realized writing a fic in which unpacked trauma is dealt with and is planned to have characterizations closer to canon is gonna be heavy as duck,

so now i gotta write some humor/fluff to balance it, it still gonna have drama because that's how I am so-

Please help me decide what to write alongside the body swap fic

More info on each promt in the cut

The Robins and Bees Talk. Batfam alpha/beta/omega dynamics fluff but with a tint of gender analysis in the form of abo verse, protective batfamily (especially Dick) and jaygrant being horney af

Of Paws and Claws. Fluff, so much fluff and Good Dad Bruce Wayne, pack dynamics and Wilson's drama

Heartbeat Song. Fluff and awkward teeneagers being in love, familiy drama. Self discovery, featuring team cheerleader captain Dick Grayson, theater kid-book nerd Jason. internalized homophobia on Grant's part and so much teeneage awkwardness oh my God. Grant bullies everyone but Jason type of dynamic

Egoist. Jason and Dick teaming up with a recently reconciled Grant and Slade but when they meet Dick and Slade feel tension between Jason and Grant.

At this point Jason and Grant are bitter exes who broke up because Grant fucked up but both still love each other so very much. Slade and Dick are hilariously unaware of this and just think they can't stand each other. In this one Slade actually tries.

Iridiscent tears Mermaid au where Bruce adopts his mer kids. Being a hybrid himself from Martha's side.

Has a heartbreak over Jason leaving (cause Bruce Wayne has abandonment issues). Jason’s species' instincts makes him want to leave for years to mature (a la Jason’s death) Arthur in the one who tells him this.

I'm planning on including Atlantis lore in this one along Gotham type of vibes for the mer lore of the robins. Jason comes back home with a partner, and yes you guessed it, it's Grant. I'd play with a lot of merfolk culture and biology (no mpreg tho lol) but I do plan on giving Jason and Grant kids in this one

Like a bat out of hell 5 times in where Bruce meets his son's boyfriend, he hates him until he doesn't. Comedy, drama and obvs JayGrant

Same Kind of Eyes. In which Grant thinks he's cheating on his very hot and very rich boyfriend Jayce Wayne with the hot, tall, dark and handsome Red Hood. Jason thinks Grant is role playing.

[queenimmadolla]

I know you did “The Birds and WWEs” with Penny ready to throw down with Eddie for hurting her momma. HOWEVER image, if you will, this happens with baby Wayne while Penny is out somewhere with auntie Robin for a girl’s day or something so baby Wayne was taking a nap and they think he’s napping. So he hears reader and it sounds like she’s getting hurt so he freaks out and does the only thing he can think of and calls Uncle Steve saying that “MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING AND MOMMYS GETTING HURT” and he takes the phone to the door and Steve tries his damndest try not to burst into laughter realizing what happened. “Bud can you knock on the door and let mommy and daddy know you’re up? I think they’re just playing” so he knocks on the door and Eddie comes to the door disheveled af with his boxers on and is MORTIFIED cause he’s already having flashbacks to when he had this conversation with Penny.

Imma go ahead and hand over the reins to our little family because this is FANTASTIC!

There’s no chance in hell Eddie wouldn’t use his children’s nap times to rail you into the mattress. It’s why he looks forward toward to them (and also since it keeps them from turning into Gremlins). His kids are usually pretty heavy sleepers unless you and Eddie actually want them to sleep in (then they’re waking up if a twig across Hawkins snaps at 5am) so he’s not all that worried about you accidentally being too loud.

Which, of course, means he’d be HORRIFIED when he hears that knock at your bedroom door while he’s balls deep because he knows there’s only one other tiny person in the house. But he can’t leave his tot waiting for long so he’s gotta hop into his boxers (if you weren’t’ so mortified yourself—you’d make fun of him but you’re in an even worse state) and step out, swooping Wayne up before he can catch a glimpse of you in the bed, even though you’ve thrown yourself onto the other side of it.

Nothing is worse, though, than when Eddie picks up the sound of Steve’s voice and sees the clunky house receiver in his toddler’s hand because he knows he probably traumatized his baby and if, by the grace of Odin, Wayne managed to forget it, Steve never would, nor would he let Eddie live this down.

Steve when Wayne holds the phone to the door and he can hear you and Eddie having s*x:

[blkkizzat]

Kali losing her virginity story time when

sis lmfao it's not glamorous... ngl i 18 and i was crossfaded af at a college party and "superman" by eminem was playing.

LMFAO A MESS, ill talk about it but i don't wanna trigger anyone so under the cut. tw sex under the influence; dubcon

i probably wasn't in the right mind frame to consent or anything tbh (so please dont be like me stay safe). well, honestly now that i think about it, i think it was just that last bong hit that had me out of my mind. although i was already naked atp lol so i was down to have sex. but right after that's when i blacked out and when i came to i was literally moaning as ol'boy had a mouth full of my pussy hjdfasdjhfasdjh. i just wanted to lose my v and get it over with so i was happy to go with the flow. (disclaimer: back in the day when i was drinking hard dark liquor and mixed it with weed i would literally black out, but not go unconscious but just lose that time and not know wtf i was doing for the last 20 mins. But people have told me i was talking/acting like normal so idk.bdjhsdfjh but it happened then too. its only happened to me like 3-4 times tbh all when i binge drank heavy in college and smoked a fuckton of weed. so no it wasn't like i was unconscious and he was hooking up with me anyway).

that said, ngl that was some of the best sex i ever had in college. high sex is always great for me tbh and i dont remember it hurting much (but he had also just ate me out for like 45 min) but i think me and ol'boy just had good natural chemistry. he lived on the 3rd floor and my friends on the first floor said they heard me kfjhsdkjshdfkvjhsd.

one awkward asf thing though is the guy did not know i was a virgin and i would have told him if i wasnt so fucked up fjkhrfkdhgkdf.

also just wanna note, im not sad or upset at all. i always gave zero fucks about the construct of virginity (personally, please if you want it to be nice and special that is your preference and nothing is wrong with that). and sidenote thats why other than the one virgin!reader fic i will write (she wont really give af either tho tbh), i dont like writing virgin!reader cause i dont believe in idealizing it.

honestly i just wanted to lose it cause up until that point i was scared to use a tampon and was tired of being in the bloody dirt trenches with pads fhsdfjkhasfjaksh. like it wasnt even about "losing my virginity to a tampon", i was just scared to put it in. but literally got my period a week later and was like "well a dick has been in me" and found the courage to put it in. i was a silly bitch im fully aware LOL!

but i will say, it was this weird thing after where i felt bad for NOT feeling bad. like i had other friends who idealized virginity so much (then were all pikachu face when they found out i didnt want to tell them i had sex), i felt like there was something wrong with me for not thinking it was a big deal. even sometimes now, i wont want to discuss it just because so may people do idolize it its annoying to have to deal with their reactions and reassure them "no i dont feel like i was SA'd, no i dont regret it, yes i actually enjoyed the experience."

however i will say now im in the middle.

these days im alot more selective with who i fuck as personally i subscribe to the ideas of tantra/tantric sex. That while you can have sex without emotions, you can't have it without an energy exchange. sometimes ive felt shitty after one-night stands or liked the friends with bennies for the pleasure in sex but felt off after. i realized that those feelings weren't due to guilt from slut-shaming but the fact that their energy was off and it was now having an effect on me. so rn im DTF 100%—but yo energy gotta be right. and usually i cant tell that just from the bar or first meeting so ive been waiting more.

i rambled again jsdhsdjhbj but oh well.

[transingthoseformers]

Thinking back to the AU where TC and Warp spark up Megatron and Impactor whilst disguised as Starscream. The one where they have to go on the Jerrycan Springer show to get the paternity test to proove Screamer's not the sire. Only they have to get Conjuxed or be sent to a penal colony for back child suport.

You know the revolution is planned around the kitchen table to protect the winglets from Functionism. Cause those bitlits are gonna have weird altmodes. Maybe be tripple changers like Blitzwing and Astrotrain. Or extra large heavy seekers.

They get involved with Orion Pax and Ratchet because Ratchet was the only doctor competent to deal with the bitlits who was trustworthy. Also the clinic was free and the household is broke AF.

Okay but that'd be so cool, like actually the trine and their babymamas starting the revolution is interesting. Definitely will influence some of the decepticons' future ideals and how their run. Would it be accurate to say Megs is in a better state of mind / place than he was in canon during the start of this revolution??

Yes, yessss those kids are gonna have interesting altmodes! (As well as color palettes, they're gonna turn out pretty babies). I'm favoring the idea of extra large seekers, lighter built grounders / treaded vehicles, or maybe even shuttles on the small side? Triplechangers definitely on the menu considering how Megatron is a Greenspark and that's gotta have interesting genetic influences

honestly I'm inclined to say that Ratty is involved in a similar way as he was in [Echoes of Messatine], through Meggsie being a medical student because don't think I forgot about him still training to be a medic in this

oh Primus the medical student loan debt has gotta be so harsh, oh our dear grounders exactly need their attached trine to help pay for stuff.

Ori is just along for the ride because Ratchet dragged his aft into this (... Maybe if this stays a no war au Ori and Megs end up on the same side like the entire time?)

[jollyreginaldrancher]

Yellowjackets S2 E9

Holly shit the song is different.

The procession gave me goosebumps

The recap kind of implied that Misty's going down for murder which I'm not exactly happy with but would prison be any worse than whatever everybody else is headed for?

I can't believe Shauna is the one going along with this

Ok, nevermind. She's just bullshitting.

They gotta leg it. Please tell me Van is not gonna go along with Lottie's thing.

"we all moved on" even you didn't believe that Taissa

Lottie is doing remotely better.

"we're gonna eat Javi, but it's cool, we didn't kill him" 🤣 Misty, never change.

Misty's got several points. Lottie did start it. Or at least she let it go on and maybe relished in it a little. I'm guessing now she realises how heavy the crown is she'll want it gone. And there's hints of Nat wanting it. It's ceremonial though cause Van and Misty hold the real power. The crown may lead but they're the ones that choose to follow.

You don't need to bump into Shauna, Travis, it's not like she wants to do this

The way they have to dust their equipment because it's been so long since they had something to eat.

Everybody sort of awkwardly hanging around. Van moving Javi's head so Shauna doesn't have to look him in the face. Then cutting blind? Oof.

Poor little Javi. We barely saw him but he was just a little guy from what we did see.

Misty sneaking around on her own. These guys would have made the perfect dungeons and dragons party. They could have had an awesome podcast/YouTube channel.

Oh crap, tell me Van's not buying into Lottie's thing. It's sweet that she wants to help Lottie but I think she's beyond helping, and she has been for a long time. The problem is that Van and Lottie are looking for some sort of purpose and they're looking to the old ways for fulfilment because they just can't cope with everything having been for nothing, whereas Tai has tried to make her own meaning by ignoring the past and it's all just jumbled and nobody is 100% right but hunting one another is definitely wrong.

That's twice we've seen Nat with a Queen card in as many episodes so the symbols are definitely symbolising something here.

Where the fuck are Callie and Jeff going? Are they gonna pick Shauna up?

Callie is so impressed by her mom 🤣

Jeff left the gun in the car, didn't he?

Nat trying to save this girl feels like Shauna trying to save Javi or Javi trying to save Nat and I'm positive one if then is dying tonight.

Well I guess that's another piece of the puzzle squared into place. Nat and Travis's self loathing and guilt stem from Javi's death.

Van could sell ice to an Eskimo. You'd be a fool to think her financial troubles ever stemmed from lack of sales skills. Jeff could learn a lesson or ten from her.

Honestly though I'm proud of her for not feeling shame. That's literally life or death, you can't afford to add self loathing onto that. And Nat is the perfect example of that. She spent the rest of her life letting the guilt eat away at her. They all did in some way but Nat gave her ghosts so much power they choked the life out of her.

Anyway this Walter guy always seemed like he's too good a match for Misty and that's why I don't trust him. It almost seems like he's imitating her and he feels very performative and not at all genuine. He comes across as someone who steals personalities and seems maybe a bit psychopathic on his own. He's giving Hannibal, just a tad...or some trained assassin. Either way it spells trouble and I think he's using Misty.

He really wants to be the Watson to Kevin's Sherlock.

If they're gonna warn Shauna and actually be helpful maybe I'm a little glad Callie and Jeff are here. But knowing them, they'll probably screw things up worse.

Oh he poisoned Kevyn.

What the fuck does this guy want is the question then. Cause on the one hand he's obsessed with Misty and on the other he keeps making shit worse for her. Is he into her or trying to capture her? Either way he's shady af.

Props to Jeff for trying to save Shauna though. Like he may be terrible and terrible with her, but he really does fucking love her.

It'd be funny if Jeff was short for Jefferson and not Jeffrey.

Ben went from doing literally nothing to thinking he could start a fire on his own.

I started watching this episode some days ago and for a moment I forgot whose body they're chopping up.

They're just raw-dogging that shit? 👁️👄👁️

Nevermind, he started cooking it.

For a moment though...

I don't know why eating raw meat freaked me out more than the cannibalism.

Lottie's pity party is lowkey pissing me off.

Nobody gives Misty enough credit.

Like we, collectively owe her so much.

Lottie Nat stans are sleeping on Lottie Misty

Misty helped Lottie piss blood. Can you say the same for Nat?

Didn't think so.

If it wasn't for the captions I would have thought that song claimed that god is a foot.

Taissa nodding on the phone 🤣

But then again someone WAS watching her (Van, like a hawk)

That song is very Lottie btw. It feels very Lottie.

And I guess Van won over. Though there's really no doubt she would, Taissa is still completely whipped by her. Van really is the little instigator setting things aflame.

Did I rewatch this tiny segment like three times because of the way Van is looking up at Taissa? Yes. Her little half smile there 🫠

How are these 40 year old women so baby?

Nat and Misty wearing purple but Van not is so wild. Symbolic, probably too. But funny Van is not wearing it when she's by far sucked in the deepest, while Nat -always sceptical- and Misty -way too much of an opportunist to ever really commit to one thing- were the ones wearing the indoctrination colours there.

I guess it says more about Van hiding her true colours than anything else. She hid her sexuality even in the woods for example, until Taissa was comfortable with coming out. So maybe it's like she doesn't feel confident enough to show that vulnerability by wearing those colours. She HAS been avoiding talking about her illness too. It could be her avoidant personality too. Not just hiding but avoiding it all together.

Oop, there's a knife. And there's emphasis on the knife so somebody is probably gonna get stabbed.

Lottie looks more like an addict than Nat does right now.

But she's been looking more and more unhinged since the gals came.

Callie took the gun?!

I hope somebody shoots this asshole cop tbqh.

Team dad ftw.

Is that the same deck they used back then or just a different tarnished deck that is possibly missing three queens?

Also if nobody gets the queen do they just keep going until somebody gets it or is the hunt called off?

Shauna take the queen out of the deck, I beg you. Please tell me she trained as a wizard at some point and can do card tricks and shit.

Taissa really thought she could delay or stop this. Has she not been paying attention? At all? Van is essentially the big bad right now, not Lottie. I still love her and she's still my daughter but let's be real, she's the one pulling the strings.

Maybe Van wants to die. Like maybe this is her way of claiming back her power. Like she doesn't want a disease to stop her, she wants to be in control of when she dies. Maybe that's why she's so reckless and why she's doing all this. Maybe she wants to get that card. Istfg she better not though.

Her card didn't burn either. The symbolism is symbolic today, fellas.

What DOES happen if you refuse the draw? Do you die or get abandoned like Ben? Or are you the default prey?

Tai looked like her dark self for a moment. Is this a sign she'd merged the two?

Also I didn't miss Van almost passing out with relief when Tai drew a card that was not the queen.

Closer to the fire but her card didn't catch fire either.

Also there's gay sex and then there's Tai and Van's eye contact in this scene and of the two, the latter is more titillating.

Weird that they didn't show where Misty's card landed.

Why do I have a feeling Nat is gonna get the queen?

Oh, phew, nevermind.

They keep going?

From the looks on their faces, it's not the usual way they do things.

Shauna got the queen

Fuck fuck fuck

With all the parallels to the first hunt, is someone gonna die in her stead too?

Oh they all did arts and crafts too.

At least Shauna is showing some self awareness.

Oh, Lottie figured it out too, she just didn't care.

At least we know where we stand now. They're all fucked up and they're all self aware and they all should be hospitalised somewhere. Like at first I thought they were just in denial but nah, they know. I guess that's why Taissas's fractured self merged with her again. Because she stopped fighting it.

Great, the cops are coming now.

Thanks a lot, asshole.

I wonder if the guy with the rapey moustache will go along with it. He seems to lack moral fibre enough to be willing but you never know. He might be dumb enough to try something.

Callie really came through?!

One minute they're going along all wild eyed and intimidating and the next they're acting same and I'm just lost at this point.

Also I think Gen is pit-girl. I rewatched the scene again and it seems more like her than Mari.

Van was their television 🥺 oh this is all clicking together.

She was a really good storyteller too. She should have been a writer. Maybe she would have been one too...

Lottie shut up, I wanna hear Van's story.

Also tell me that dickhead coach isn't gonna do something stupid.

"it chose me" girl there's no 'it', Van chose you. And it was only because she attributed being alive to some unknown force rather than just insanely weird luck.

"I can't hear it anymore" Shauna punched the wilderness out of her. She punched her so hard she lost her sixth sense.

I wonder if for a moment, Misty thought Lottie meant it was her that the wilderness chose, since she was the one that saved Nat and condemned Javi.

Is it possible then that Shauna was chosen as their leader in the future and not their prey?

Shauna's looking around like she still thinks this is stupid but maybe Nat leading them won't be as bad so maybe that's what brings them together; mutual dislike of Lottie's rule.

Yeah I'm not so sure they bought into it, Lot. Van definitely seemed to. Hell, she convinced Tai not to have her committed so she must still believe on some level. The others not so much. Especially not Nat, who's been so desperate to distance herself she turned to drug and alcohol abuse.

Lottie's daughter brought a bigger gun than Shauna's did 👁️👄👁️

"How else do we explain what happened out there?" You guys are just allergic to accountability, huh?

"We tried to kill you and it wouldn't let us"

Bitches will invent deities to avoid giving Misty any credit.

Javi too I suppose but it was really Misty's call in the end there.

Ben is looking a lil homophobic there.

Bro is just pissed he's not invited to the orgy.

Van will either be the first or last to bow down to Nat.

Akilah's cute little bounce. Mari's regal bow. The other blonde (I wanna say Melissa but I don't rightly know for sure) taking her hat off. Where have I seen that before?

Oh god, my little MistyNat heart is about to explode 🥹 that was the cutest thing I've ever fucking seen! Misty is Nat's little knight in shining armour, I can't deal with this. Somebody MUST have ficced this!

She actually made Nat laugh! In all this...

Van curling up like a cat against her hand.

Taissaaaaaa!!!!!

And Travis was there as well I guess.

Bro just made her sadder though, fuck him.

Shauna acknowledging Nat as her leader too though was what really tipped her over the edge. Like fuck this is for real now. I can't imagine the pressure she must be feeling.

This was honestly pretty sweet.

I couldn't imagine having a moment this bittersweet in the the midst of all this.

MISTY WAS READY THE WHOLE TIME, I CAN'T 🤣

She did NOt hesitate with that needle to save Nat!

Nat was not gonna let anybody else die in her place 😮

No no no no no

Tell me that was just a tranquilizer

This is a joke, right?

She may have got her with the needle but she didn't push it in, right?

The fact that in her death dream she's in an airplane?! Alone?! Is torture

Javi was there

And so was Nat! And Lottie providing her support. I guess it really helped her in the end.

Fuck that got to me

They really have brilliant death scenes.

I had to stop for a while because I was in physical pain from the crying

Every thing was a blur. Lottie is getting help though, maybe. Walter might not be complete trash. Shauna really doesn't have a single maternal bone in her body. Like instead of comforting her child she's being comforted by Jeff.

Taissa was walking in front of Van. I sense conflict there. Maybe deep down she blames her for what she's done when she's around her. It was almost like he was walking away from her or trying to put some distance between them. She did say they would visit Lottie and perhaps she meant the group but perhaps she meant the two of them.

I don't expect their relationship to have been fixed. I certainly didn't think they'd magically get over past resentment offscreen but they only have a very limited amount of time and I am terrified of what's going to happen next season between them.

Misty breaking down that she killed her best friend though absolutely destroyed me. I'm just absolutely broken right now. I can't imagine how it could possibly get worse, though I'm afraid it will. There's way too much time left in the episode for shit to not hit the fan at least one more time.

Meanwhile past Shauna is just casually blogging about their most recent murder on her diaries. Well, she's writing about Jackie really. How Jeff read these and didn't realise she was in love with her is beyond me. Or maybe he did and he considered staying with her his repentance for his role in all of this.

It seems like she's maybe hitting some breakthrough when she notices something's amiss. And there's fire and stuff and I'm guessing Ben put those matches to use on the cabin.

I'm glad I never rooted for his ass.

That's homophobic.

Can't let the lesbian cannibals have anything!

Misty should have let him jump tbh

I wanna know how the diaries survived. Are you telling me in an emergency, the first thing Shauna grabbed was her diaries? Because that's valid actually. When my house caught fire I just grabbed a pair of socks...

Did that asshole lock them in or is the door hinge/knob melted?

Van really said "move" like she's immune to fire, and just tried to kick the goddamn door down?

At least Tai has some working brain cells right now. Honestly trust Tai to save your life with the closest blunt instrument she can find.

Thank god they saved the piss bucket. I was really worried about that. But fr I appreciate them showing they saved this and this and that.

Van is no longer flirting with death at this point, she's pushed her up against the wall and started tongue-fucking her because what do you mean she was the last out the door, as the house was caving in? She really fucking thinks she's immortal stg.

Who was the one who let their blanket catch fire though? That was kind of funny. Like the whole thing is on fire and you thought it was a good idea to lean up against a post? Like the wooden outside of the house that was on fire couldn't possibly be alight.

Anyway, fuck, the next season is gonna be hard.

They just lost the one shelter they had. In the middle? Of winter? And if the meat shack is attached to it then all their food is also gone as well and they're gonna be hunting sooner rather than later.

Fuck Ben, I hope he's next up on the chopping block.

Anyway I know the other girls are irrelevant but this shit kind of implied that only nine of them made it out alive. I'm sure the rest are just not in the shot, right? A good chunk of them did not just perish, right?

Fuck they look distraught. I mean who can blame them but Van's actress is eating that up.

I had some questions but I forgot them.

The music is fire. Pun not intended.

Fuck.

What a hell of an ending.

[talldapple]

so about that cod x 7 deadly sins thing >:3

hdjsahdksks yes. Now that I’ve had time to sleep on it, I’ve had ideas.

For everyone else, we briefly talked about 141 as the 7 homunculi from Fullmetal Alchemist. I’ll go in order that you see them in the show. This is all coming from the perspective of a timeline in which Father is never found out?? But never wins?? I guess?? idk man. im just having thoughts. but now writing this out makes me wanna make them all state alchemists...

Later... Later...

Gluttony: Soap

Man's got a voracious appetite. Soap’s got the bottomless stomach and is hungry all the time, but to curb it, he's got an oral fixation in this au. (I love putting that on him) Constantly has something in his mouth: a lollipop, a cigarette, Ghost, Roach, a gag, or a toothpick. As usual, he sticks around with Ghost and Roach a majority of the time.

Lust: Ghost

👏 give 👏 me 👏 Ghost 👏 in 👏 a 👏 deep 👏 v 👏 neck👏 please 👏 and 👏 thank 👏 you 👏 Seducing men and women left and right. Tight clothes. I feel like instead of the extendable finger knives, they can detach and become actual knives. Like the ones Huges uses. Love the idea of Ghost being the embodiment of lust but being at least a little modest with his face and covering it 24/7.

Envy: Roach

Shapeshifting out the wazoo. We don't know what this man looks like and he loves to cause chaos.

Greed: Alejandro

Obvs I make the protective man the protective man. Rudy would def be a part of the chimeras. Maybe like that snake chimera? Either way, Ale would def be the rebel of the homunculi like usual and just keep his little gang to himself.

Sloth: Alex

Unfortunately, I don't have much justification for this one. I needed someone to fill Sloth and Alex seemed appropriate. Instead of the heavy chains around his wrists, both of his legs are heavy weights.

Wrath: Price

Price in an eyepatch. Enough said. I rest my case. jkjkjk Mans was born to take a leadership role. It even makes sense that he would willingly sign up for the trials to become Wrath.

Pride: Gaz

Little shadow man. Fits perfectly into place as Price's adopted son. Powerful af. Would be aged up to at least a teen in this au. Uses his shadows regularly to just move around the Fuhrer's mansion to fuck with the staff there. If capable, sadistic little shit (affectionate).

Bonus Father: Laswell

Someone's gotta be in charge. That and imagining Laswell in the draping white sheets makes me even more of a lesbian than I already am. All Powerful and Sexy. Just like how I like my women.

[miyakyo]

NO WAY THERES NO FCKIN WAY THAT THIS JUST HAPPENED OK I'VE GOT SO MUCH TO SAY!!!!

[SPOILER ALERT] This is all me crying over the new haikyuu special chapter, which means this is full of heavy spoilers from the timeskip.

First things first, Kuroo literally bootlicking Oikawa so he would take the offer

AND IT WORKED LMAO MY MAN IS SO SIMPLE

srsly guys this is the Kuroo x Oikawa interaction I've been waiting for FOR AGES!!!!!

Ok, moving on...

Kageyama acknowledging he's hot gotta be the funniest thing he's ever done, I'm telling y'all I screamed so loud at this!!!

AND WITH A STRAIGHT ASS FACE

And then we get to Rio and omg there's so much going on, wait a minute

First of all, Kenma now calls himself Kozuken (cute af)

ALSO WHAT IS NISHINOYA DOING HERE AKJSKJ

My boy Hinata just speaking portuguese out of nowhere like the multilingual he is, I'm so proud

My baby :)

BUT THIS

YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW I FELT WHEN THIS CAME UP

They're my 2 favorites, my babies, and I KNEW I just always knew they would hate each other

Atsumu looks ready to jump on Oikawa's face lmao the Tanaka energy

But it's ok cause Iwaizumi Hajime (Athletic Trainer) is there, the kids will behave

Now this panel

It made me feel so many things, just look at them, everyone looks so happy, Tanaka teaching the kids, Tsukishima and Kogane playing together...

Srsly I miss haikyuu so much, It was and will always be really important to me and never fails to make me smile, I appreciate this chapter from the bottom of my heart!! Wish I could thank Furudate in person for this, it really made my day. I hope we get to see the match someday, maybe a part 2 hehe

I'm really happy rn

[winteringthesnow]

On Ice

How Bad/Good are the LMK characters on the ice?

Characters: Sun Wukong, Macaque, Nezha

Sun Wukong

Oh yeah, he’s not doing this. 

He will stay outside watching until your finish skating cause he can’t chase after you in the rink and drag you out of there to go somewhere else cause he is afraid to get on the ice. But with enough convincing, he will try it. You gotta do a lot of convincing though.

The moment he’s on the ice, Oh no, you have to keep your eyes on him, cause one blink and he’s already on his butt and is crawling to the side to get himself up. Is embarrassed af. He does not like the fact you’re seeing all of this and laughing your ass off, especially if you know how to Ice skate to a certain degree. 

When you try to help him up from the icy floor, you have fallen at least once because this man is HEAVY. Somehow you both do get up and his hand just never leaves yours. He is on you 24/7, and he is never letting go of you. He is clinging on to you for his dear life and you think it’s cute af. 

You try to teach him, keyword tries and he does get the hang of it, sure. But the moment you let go, he is on his butt again. You reassure him that everything’s going to be fine and give him pointers on how to do it. But if you fall? You’re both fucked 

Compliment him, he thrives off on praise so when he gets it right or if he's close. Compliment him. It gives him so much motivation to try harder for you and would love to see the proud look on your face when he finally does it right

You offer him the polar to train on and hold on so he won’t fall. But every time he declines, because secretly he likes holding you, he likes the way you hold him. He likes how you affirm him, and how you encourage him. That you’ll risk your time enjoying yourself just to teach him. That you’ll risk falling on the hard cold floor because of him just for him to enjoy the experience. He is incredibly moved by the gesture but won’t say it, especially when you two aren’t dating. 

Is literally offended that 5-year-old kids could do it better than he could. 

If ever you try to help someone else like just help them up from the icy floor? He becomes very possessive and clingy. Like the moment this person is up, he just pulls you to him and either puts his arm over yours, holds you by the waist, or just hugs you from behind. After he makes his point he just tries to drag you away from that person, again keyword tries. It ends up you leading him instead.

If the others come along? I can't decide whether he likes them seeing you teach him or not.

Because on one point he likes that their eyes are on both of you. That you are teaching him and no one else.

But on the other hand, he feels inferior and that he needs teaching. That he needs teaching and someone helping him. He is so used to people idolizing him and putting him on some high shelf that he can't climb down on. He is so used to everyone seeing him as someone who is supposed to be perfect in every way so the fact that he can't do this? threatens him and his ego. It doesn't help that either Mei, Macaque, or Nezha (if he comes along) teases and/or mocks him about it.

So, when you don't look down on him and teach him instead, definitely surprise him and gladly take up the offer. That instead of making fun of him, mocking him, calling him out, or being disappointed in him. You teach him and help him. May seem like a little act to you but it means a lot to him. Just don't tease him about it.

At some point you both decided to rest in the lounge area and talk. waiting for the others to be down and after you both just wanna head home, just literally tired af. Legs hurt and your feet have blisters on them.

You cannot tell me that this man's butt isn't wet like his pants from his butt to his legs are just wet af. You both are him and just cuddle the rest of the day, because of how tired you both are.

The next morning? Ya, everything is numb and hurts at the same time. You can't feel your legs, feet, arms, and back. Your arms are involved to how heavy SWK is and he feels bad about it

Wukong would love to give a massage if he wasn't as tired.

Macaque

Unlike Wukong, Macaque is a pretty fast learner. At first, he won't be able to get it right but sooner or later, he gets the hang of it and boasts to you.

If you don't know how to skate then this man will tease you as much as possible, before helping you learn.

His hands are just on yours holding you tight, to make sure you wouldn't fall.

But if you do he will say something like "Already falling for me, starlight?"

He will say quips at any moment he can. Flirt with you as much as possible. Absoulutely use it any opportunity he can.

Soon when you do get the hang of it yourself, you two are just side-by-side, chit chatting

if he so happens to see Wukong slipping and falling, he will immediately call him out for it. he just lives of of Wukongs failures

You try to drag him away but he just proceeds to rant about how he hate SWK for the 12154414 time.

And you end up shutting him by kissing him on the lips

This definetly caughts him offguard and starts blushing.

"Pretty bold move, starlight? How 'bout another one? hmm~"

He genuinely just wants to have fun with you with the experience. If he ends up learning any tricks that he could possibly do, he would immeadeitly show off to you.

Though he prefers to maintain a calm and confident demeanor he will undoubtedly poke and prod at you, joking and laughing the entire time after you've both relaxed.

If ever you help someone when they fall on the ice and it isnt Macaque? Oh how dare you.

He's gonna be possesive af. No doubt.

Probably kisses you right in front of this person and just shoving it to their face about you're his and only his.

Slides his hands around your figure

You try to excuse yourself from this behavior with you face blushing red

He likes the sight very much and gives him so much pride that he's able to have an effect of you.

Is clinging on to you 24/7 at this point and won't let you leave his sight and you don't really mind cause you like his presence.

At the end of the day, you both are tuckered out.

He makes tea for you and ends with cuddling on the couch.

Anything you ask this man, he will immeadietly on his feet, getting everything you need to wind down and relaxed

His tail wrapping around either your waist, you leg or any part of your body that can make you closer to him.

He just wants your presence close to him at all times because it's so addicting for him.

You both binge watch some of his favorite musicals that you don't mind watching.

And if you like musicals? Even better!

Nezha

I can begin to describe how godly this man is on the ice.

I mean it's not a surprise right since he already skates on those rings of his.

Not only is he agile but he's also very fast. Whether you know how to skate or not, you wouldn't be able to catch up. He'd be gone for one minute and the next he's already next to you.

You know those tricks and twirls people do? Yeah, he knows how to do that too.

If you don't know how to skate, he will teach you. He's in front of you holding your hand while skating backward. Since fire is his whole thing too, his hands are warm in contrast to your freezing ones.

He will give you tips and pointers on how to balance properly and on how to glide on the ice without slipping

If you know how to skate thought? Like if your a proffesional?

Get ready to act the most amazing performance yet.

As music blared on the speakers, you both circled around with each other, eyes only on one another as the people stared in curiosity

People started to glide further away slowly to give you both space to perform and some others may have taken their phone to record the performance.

But none of you cared, moving on the ice with such precised and accurate moves, build from trust as Nezha would lift you of the ice and still set you down with proper grace.

Holding hands as you twirled around each other. Feeling the music and vibrations of the beat as you felt each other on rink.

Both surprisingly synced with each other albeit the whole scene being an impromtu.

You danced on the ice like swans on water, arms and a leg raised as held to steady you.

The cold air around you chilled your body but at every contact with him the warmer you felt as the freezing air became barely noticable

The songs ends as you heaved breaths. Calming down and finally stopped.

The crowd errupts to cheers as you sheepishly laughed at the praise

Later on, you both plan to have a weekly visit to the rink to perform your hearts out.

You both rested at home as you made hot coco for the both of you.

Your legs were numbed but you were somewhat used to the feeling due to the experience but he massaged it nonetheless to soothe your aching

The day ends with the both you cuddling bed and reminisced the memory you just made.

[supernaturalgirl20]

Public Sex

Pairings: Frankie Morales x f!reader

Warnings: Smut 18+, explicit, unprotected sex, oral (female receiving), public sex, Frankie being loud AF, cursing.

Gif: @nicolethered

The heavy green blanket was coarse as it scratched against your bare skin. Hands tangled in his messy locks as he shoved his tongue inside you. “Oh fuck. Love when you do that thing with your tongue.”

He stopped his ministrations as he pulled the blanket from over his head, eyes darting around the room. “Gotta be quiet, amor. We don’t want to wake the guys.”

“Sorry.”

The smirk that plastered his face could melt butter as he winked and dove right back in. Frankie was always amazing at eating you out and this was no exception. You bit into your bottom lip as you came again trying hard not to moan loudly.

His lips pressed featherlight kisses along your skin as he worked his way up your body, his head finally emerging from the blankets and kissing you softly on the lips. “Gonna fuck you like this hermosa. Don’t want the guys to catch a glimpse of my woman.”

“Please Frankie, just….fuck me.”

His hand reaches between you both, running the tip along your slick before he finally notches the head of his cock at your entrance and slowly pushes in. “Oh,” you gasp as he stretches you open with his thick cock.

He stills, his body flush with yours and his eyes closed. “Frankie, baby are you ok?”

“Hmm, Hmm. Just…just need a minute. So fucking tight…..want to last.”

With a deep breath he opens his eyes and begins to move. His hips moving in and out of you slowly. “Mierda!”

His movements are languid as he slides in and out of you and the feel of your tight walls clenching around him as you come has him groaning loudly. “Frankie shhh,” you whisper and he buries his face into the crook of your neck, teeth grazing your skin.

His hand slides along your thigh pulling your leg over his hip as he begins to pound into you with abandon. “Missed you….so fucking much….missed this beautiful cunt…fuck…”

A noise coming from one of the other beds stops you both and you wait with bated breath, hoping you haven’t woken the guys. Frankie doesn’t wait to find out for too long before he begins to move again and you bite your lip as you feel another orgasm coming.

“Fuck Frankie….so good…..keep going,” you whisper into his ear, before biting into the skin in his shoulder causing him to groan. With one more hard thrust he comes hard painting your walls with his seed. He collapses on top of you as you try to calm your breathing.

He kisses you softly as he pulls back a little, “really did miss you baby. Can’t wait until we get home and I can take my time with you.”

“Not long now, baby. Four more weeks. I should go.”

He groans in disappointment, a pleading look in his eyes. “You know I’d love to sleep here with you, but we get caught..”

“I know, baby. Fuck I can’t wait to have you just sleep beside me. To be able to hold you.”

“I know. Get some rest. See you bright and early.” With one last peck you sneak back out and back to your room. Frankie smiles after you and when he climbs back into bed he’s met with cat calling and whistling.

“Oh Frankie….keep going…”

“I love when you do that thing with your tongue.”

“Oh shut up. Ye are just jealous my lady is here with me and not back home.”

“Shit Fish, you were telling Y/N to keep quiet. You were fucking louder man,” Benny jeers.

“Fuck off. Hijo de puta.”

Santi sits up, turning to face Frankie, “what exactly do you do with your tongue?”

The others laugh and Frankie curses at him in Spanish before turning over and giving his friend the finger. “Oh Frankie….”

“Good night you idiots.”

The three men laugh hysterically for another minute before they all fall asleep. Frankie lay there with a smile on his face at the thought that in four weeks he could have you all to himself and you could scream his name as loud as you wanted.

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[pervysenpaix]

Hi friends ! So I’m sitting here thinking about Dickhead Deku ☹️ MDNI

Deku wasn’t the most confident in high school, especially when compared to his besties Katsuki and Shoto.

Girls often told him that he was “cute” or “adorable”, but that wasn’t what he was going for.

He wanted to be hot 🥵

So the cute little bean pierced his tongue and nose, tatted “DE” “KU” on his calves and got an undercut.

By the 3rd year came around his was rolling in cewchie, often catching more snatch than his bros.

Except Kirishima. He’s a fucking WHORE.

Our bean’s confidence was at and all time high. Ego boosting even further during his ProHero debut.

Isaiah Niggadoriya was in full effect.

I’m talking ULTIMATE LIGHTSKIN.

More toxic than a Brent Faiyaz album.

If Deku saw a girl, and he wanted her, he got her. No questions asked.

With his charming white smile, cute freckles, mischievous eyes and bo legged stance that indicated something heavy hanging between his thighs 🌚. Nobody turned down the symbol of hope.

Nobody except you.

See, you were the cute girl that worked in the social media department at Endeavor’s agency. You’d been assigned to handle all of Shoto & Dynamight’s platforms because Shoto lacked people skills and Kacchan kept flashing out on trolls. Even claimed to be dating some girl that trolled him in America 🌚

This meant that you spent a good amount of time hanging around the hero, taking candids and getting quotes. Which in turn led to you spending a good bit of time with his friends.

“Hi (Y/N) thank you for the Soba. It was delicious.” Shoto smiled, giving you a cute head pat and taking the seat next to you. It felt kinda antiblack but he’s fine so whatever 🥲. “You’re welcome , Sho. Gotta keep my boys fed”. A deep chuckle sounded as Midoriya walked through the door, “I like to eat too, doll”.

Now, any other girl would’ve been on their knees right then and there but you scoffed, looking him up and down to return your attention to the two heroes that you’d been assigned too.

Deku hated this.

He’d been trying to get with you since you started working with his buddies but you wouldn’t give him the time of day.

He was convinced that the only words you knew were. “STOP” “NO” and “DONT”.

At least that was what he thought until he stayed late one night and heard you screaming “NO DON’T STOP!” From Yo Shindo’s office.

YO FUCKING SHINDO ?

He was baffled.

You didn’t give him the time of day but you were fucking the great value version ?

Terrible.

“Really, YN?” Midoriya raised a brow , “Shindo? Baby , why go generic when you can have the real thing ?” A look of pure disgust crossed your features. “Let’s not compete where you don’t compare, Deku. At least Shindo knows how to treat a woman.” You gathered your things to head towards the car, he followed you of courses. Keeping as eyes glued on your ass that jiggled every time you took a step. Good god, he though as he held the door open. “I’ve never gotten any complaints from my lady friends”. You groaned, “that’s cause you’re cringe af. I’ve seen both Kat and Sho’s phones and anyone who refers to themselves as “pussy destroyer” followed by countless photos of them and multiple women in compromising positions is a “no” for me.”

Well damn. Couldn’t really argue when you put it like that. “I like nice guys” you continued, “guys that take me on dates and ask me about my day. Guys that aren’t just trying to fuck”. It was really hard for him not to laugh. Did you really think Shindo was genuine ? He’d been fake since high school. To think he’d actually scammed his way into your pants, and apparently your heart with the way you smiled absentmindedly at the thought of him.

Okay, if you wanted a nice guy then that’s what he’d be. Taking it back to high school, he turned into that cute , nerdy guy that all the girls friendzoned. Always popping up to say hi, being overly friendly and making conversation, pretending to care when you rambled about your day, acting like he was getting flustered from being near your when he was really blushing at the thought of how good you’d look choking on his dick.

Eventually, he’d gotten close enough for you to consider him a friend. Unfortunately, you’d also gotten even closer to Yo, unaware that he was fucking random fan girls every week because you were so “in love”. Lucky for you Izuku was, recording every encounter, sometimes even setting them up. “Hey, bro. I think that girl wants to talk to you.” He’d wink and pat Yo’s shoulder and the idiot would bite every time.

Finally, the time had come for some “anonymous” person to airdrop you the videos of Yo fucking around. You were distraught, in a complete state of disarray. Lucky for you, your good friend Izuku just happened to be walking around the corner when you started crying. “Hey , it’s okay. Forget him, he’s an asshole. My place is nearby, let’s go. We can watch movies and eat ice cream. You’ll forget all about him.”

Now you’re in his bed, two fingers rubbing your tongue, brushing the back of your throat and collecting saliva to rub on your budding nipples while he sucks on your clit and fingers your cunt.

He was right. You did forget about him. You couldn’t even remember his name after the third orgasm. All you could say was “Deku” and he hasn’t even pulled his dick out yet. His cock was twitching in his pants and he moaned around your bud as your pussy gushed on his fingers. Maybe when he fucked you, then you’d forget your name as well.

@xogabbiexo @plussizeficchick @blkchxrryblyss @bookwormsenpai @nasty-quillz @namjoonswifeyy @riozakii

[babyjakes]

time for bed, babybug. [blurb.]

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summary | ransom coaxes you to sleep after staying up for way too long.

pairing | boyfriendransom drysdale x reader

warnings | reader is sleep deprived af and cognitively compromised, soft!doting!ransom (like so soft like the pet names and everything are just :’’-) probably almost definitely ooc) no im not even kidding seriously the softest ransom i’ve ever written, just really fluffy <3

word count | 423

requested by anon | reader being super tired but she cant sleep and she’s all floaty from lack of sleep and saying things like ‘my body is so tired’ and Chris cuddles her and helps jer sleep

an | okay this request was sent to me by a dear dear friend after the sleepover, she couldn’t make it due to timezones:-( but!! i still wanted to write it for her. she also sent another one with ransom and said to choose so i have decided to like,, do this request but with ransom? since there were not many other ransom blurbs/ hope that makes sense and hope you guys enjoy!!

“Come on babybug, time for bed,” Ransom tells you as he carries you bridal style up the stairs to your shared bedroom.

“No sleep. Can’t do it. Gonna later,” you mumble weakly in protest, causing Ransom to shake his head and almost laugh as he brings you over to the bed, setting you down. The moment his arms pull away from you, your eyes grow wide, a huge pout forming on your face as you motion for him to hold you again. “Ran,” you whine, puffing out your bottom lip.

“Okay, okay, just a sec, doll. Gonna get you some jammies, wouldn’t be very comfy to sleep in your jeans.”

“No sleep. Cuddles,” you plead. Ransom chuckles as he returns to you, helping you out of your sweatshirt, bra, and pants before slipping one of his old t-shirts over your head, leaning down and kissing your forehead before tossing your other clothes in the hamper.

“We gotta sleep, honey. You’re functioning at like, twenty-five percent brain capacity. And that’s if I’m being generous in my estimate,” he tells you with raised eyebrows, quickly changing himself into some pajamas before coming back to finally join you on the bed.

“My brain’s really big. Twenty five is plenty,” you mumble as he helps you lay down, wrapping his arms around you while your head rests comfortably against his chest.

“Oh yeah? Then how come you were trying to use your graphing calculator to turn on the TV?” he asks through a chuckle, fussing your hair slightly as you groan.

“Wanted to see what was on,” you say innocently, only causing the man to laugh more. “Don’t laugh at me,” you pout. “I don’t need sleep. I need coffee and cookies and cuddles, that’s it.”

“Yeah, and you’ve been running on those things for how many days now?” he asks, his voice softening with concern. “Come on, sweet girl. Sleepy time now. You could barely make it up two steps before you needed me to carry you; aren’t you exhausted?”

“Body’s so tired,” you hum, hating to admit it.

“I know, lovebug. It’s okay, you can sleep. I’ll stay here with you and hold you the whole time, okay? Then in the morning we can have pancakes. Deal?”

“Lots’a syrup?” you ask hopefully.

“All the syrup you can eat, doll,” he promises.

Humming again contently, you snuggle into Ransom’s chest, eyelids growing heavy as his heartbeat pounds gently against your ear.

“Night night, bunny,” you hear him whisper as the world fades out. “Love you loads.”