#cause I like Donald duck

[daily-ethoslab]

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[ladychandraofthemoone]

Happy 9/9!🦆🖤💙

Have a engine and his duck 🦆

(Please ignore the date haha but hot take I really like Aeg! Mole and chipped tooth Donald so let’s go!!)

Bonus RWS:

And a Dilly.

[mismess]

Sniffed out the only duck related shit I could find in the entire giant antique store. they tried to hide them from me but i found them. you can't hide Scrooge from me

[lesbicastagna]

when i was an infant and i was still learning to read i used to ask my dad to read me comics. at one point i became so obsessed with a specific paperinik story both my parents remember it nearly verbatim after 20 years

[jihef03]

I wonder if Casper's uncles would be called problematic these days

[issybee06]

Good dog

RAHSHATAGAHAGAEFAGADYYDSTSTDGDYYD

<clears throat>

This man is my guiltiest pleasure

Spoilers for comics!

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Thragg didn’t actually plan on breeding with humans, that’s for his officers to do. He could be caught dead dirtying his hands with this matter, so trivial🙄

But then Mark introduces you and BAM he’s like “oh?”

No, Mark didn’t introduce you guys like that, you work for the GDA and you just so happened to be with Cecil and Donald the same time they were meeting Thragg. You give him a hand shake, a polite nod and smile, then go on with your day.

BUT IN HIS MIND

Mark, someone he’s tried to kill like a lot, just wingmaned him in like a weird way of astounding peace. Like a “hey man, here’s this smoking hot chick, don’t destroy our planet Tehe!”

So you guys are basically courting now, you don’t know this but he does so it’s totally legit.

When he’s not moping in his ship on the moon, gooning over the late Emperors skull like a weirdo, he’s moping in front of your apartment. Perched on the balcony, he’s keeping you safe. He watches you all night, he doesn’t need sleep, eyes never leaving your figure.

He’s weird.

He starts showing up at the pentagon, narrow eyes as he stands in the lobby and scares the receptionist shitless as he calmly asks with that deep scary voice where your office is. Hes ducking his 6’10 ass under doorways and squeezing through halls to find you.

He stands there at your door and is like, “hey wife, how’s work?🧍”

He just kinda sits there? Waiting for you to finish up, calmly in one of your office chairs. You don’t even know what the fuck to do with this giant ass man in your tinny office like what?

You kinda forget he’s there sometimes, he’s very quiet

Reader: sneezes

Thragg:…bless you shawty bae🫦

Reader: WHAT THE FU-

He follows you around everywhere, office, lab, mess hall, (NOT the bathroom you shut that down really quick) scary ass man staring down anyone talking to you. Scary dog privileges you never asked for.

Mark thinks it’s hilarious, but not in a funny way he just can’t believe the scariest guy ever is just sitting in your office and handing you shit when you ask.

Cecil hates this.

Cecil: that man is a conqueror of worlds and a mass murderer

Reader: I needed an assistant

Thragg: I like my wife

Bro never actually tells you you two are considered “married” in Viltrumite culture, he just likes being around you.

Finally you just kinda go, “why are you here?”

He’s offended.

Wounded.

How could you not know about the relationship no one told you about?!

“I’m here to insure my mate is in perfect health and safety.”

“…Huh?”

You have to explain things to him, which is funny cause he’s too stubborn and won’t agree. What do you mean you guys aren’t even friends? You’ve been married for MONTHS!

You guess you can try dating him…kinda. It’s hard to bring him places, he’s not exactly discreet, but it works.

After ever date he’s like, “cool, I did this stupid human thing, can we fuck now?”

Uh, no? Tf?

Takes a while for him to understand things, but eventually he kinda gets there.

If you do happen to enjoy him, and decide to get married, he’s very proud.

Married twice? Score!

Just wait till he gets your ass alone, you are not getting out of that bed. He was patient, he waited and did all those stupid human things, now he’s got you and he is NOT letting go.

[likelytowritesomestuff]

What 'Ducktales 2017' gave us

(in honour of the 4th anniversary of the finale)

Each one of the triplets having their own personality

Donald Duck being a good parent exactly as Goofy was shown to be in the 90s

David Tennant playing Scrooge McDcuk

Lin Manuel Miranda playing Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera...

... latinx Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera!

Mark Beaks, a character that is slowly becoming more relevant as time goes by

Female characters allowed to be flawed (Bentina, Gandra, Goldie, Della...)

DELLA DUCK!

Disabled Della Duck!

Tons of neurodivergent coded characters (Huey, Violet, Dewey, Webby...)

An entire episode that talks about autism without talking about autism

'I'm Boyd, I'm a real boy!'

Goldie and Daisy allowed to be more than someone's love interest

Goldie being a femme fatale with a fear of attachments

Scroldie with a happy ending!

Daisy being a girl boss who knows her worth but at the same time being a great girlfriend for Donald

Donald canonically going to therapy and good rep of what it means

Not one, but two great Christmas episodes!

A great modern rendition of the 3 caballeros song

Josè and Panchito being the former bandmates of Donald's college band

a Bond-style episode

a 'Ocean's Eleven'/'Die Hard' inspired episode

EMO DONALD MY BELOVED

Fethry, Gladstone and Rockerduck finally animated (for someone grown up with the italian comics it was a great moment)

WEBBIGAIL WANDERQUACK, MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER

LENA SABREWING, MY OTHER PRECIOUS DAUGHTER

an honest portrayal of having an abusive parental figure, focusing especially on its consequences

this version of Gyro

'I do not wish to date an Earth... male'

Launchpad being dumb and at the same having great emotional intelligence

Drake Mallard becoming Darkwing Duck to honor what the superhero meant to him growing up (even if the actor tried to unalive him)

'They want grim and gritty, right? Well, happy to play the part!"

an iconic Halloween episode

'Sup party people!' and all the reunions that followed after (each one of them perfect and tearful)

Powerline being a canon singer in the Ducktales Universe

the Wandavision episode before 'Wandavision' even aired

Scrooge being more obsessed with adventures than money

'You thought there was a real genie inside?'

'What the...' 'Fowl!'

The moon song

The duke of making a mess

The Darkwing Duck episode an hour long

'BURRITOS!'

Catherine Tate playing Magica De Spell

The 'All I do Is Win' scene

Glomgold and all his sharks related plans

'According to the Junior Woodchuck guide...'

Sharpie

The freaking multidimensional portal that must cause problems in every Disney animated series

The mandatory Dragonball and Sailor Moon reference just like in every other Disney animated series

The poor teen possessed by the villain at a certain point, even worse if it's their abuser and they are trying to free themselves by them that happened in every Disney animated series

The finale plot twist

A great showrunner that ran a blog on Tumblr and answered our questions without giving to much spoilers

[mikikiis]

Merry Christmas (or anything) @candyvenombites !! I am your secret santa and here's the Duck family spending christmas together. Donald's on the phone with Paco and Jose and don't worry the kitchen isn't on fire or anything it's all under control xdd +sorry if Scrooge looks a little weird I just had to include him and now he's walking out of the picture lol but umm! yeah!

i also heard that you liked humanisations which is great cause so do i so here's a sketch of the caballeros + something else as well :3

[writebackatya]

Ducktales (2017) Holiday Headcanons:

It’s that time of the year again, time for me to dump a bunch of random headcanons! All of which relate to the holiday season cause I love this time of year!

Huey holds the record for most homemade Christmas presents given during the holidays thanks to his JWC skills. Webby is second

Louie wishes that homemade gifts were banned in the gift giving circle.

Dewey always hosts his annual Dewey Dew Night Holi-Dew Special in the Foyer in front of the Christmas tree, much to Beakley and Scrooge’s chagrin

Donald always insists on being the one to decorate despite the many accidents and holiday slapstick he gets involved in every year. They say, the amount of Holiday Slapstick Donald has been in could fill the entire ABC Holiday Special line-up

Now that Santa is no longer banned from McDuck Manor, he always stops and says hello the Duck family on his yearly delivery. Scrooge occasionally joins him and sometimes Scrooge’s Christmas ghost friends help out too

Bentina Beakley always makes the best hot chocolate with the right amount of marshmallows

The kids always go sledding with their friends on Killmotor Hill when the snow is perfect for sledding

Della still puts up a couple of traps every year “for old times sake”. The traps then immediately get taken down the very second Donald gets caught in one of them

Webby is the best gift giver

Huey, Dewey, and Louie got their “Picture with Santa” poses nailed

When given gift cards that are $15 or less from relatives, Huey, Dewey, and Louie will sometimes agree to combine their gift cards to buy something they all want

Drake, Launchpad, and Gosalyn are Jewish and all celebrate Hanukkah but one of their yearly traditions is watching The Darkwing Duck Christmas Special because Drake and Launchpad insist on watching it every year

Gandra Dee doesn’t celebrate Christmas, in fact she’s entirely anti-Christmas, but still chooses to celebrate Christmas with Fenton and his m’ma cause it beats being alone

M’ma Cabrera definitely watches a bunch of Hallmark Christmas movies. So do Huey Dewey and Louie. Also Donald. You know what, especially Donald

Donald’s favorite Christmas movie is It’s A Wonderful Life. It gets him emotional and he always breaks down when George Bailey is proclaimed “The Richest Man in Town”

Della’s favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard. It was her favorite pre-Moon, but the whole John McClane going through hell and trying to make things right with his family just hits a little too close to home these days. Also she says she could totally go through what John did

Dewey’s favorite Christmas movie is Home Alone. In fact he has even set-up a few Mccalister style traps in Donald’s boat house before. They weren’t perfect but they still worked on Donald. He was not the intended target.

Huey seems like A Charlie Brown Christmas kinda Duck

Both Donald and Della know it was Dewey who traveled back in time that one Christmas. Only problem is they don’t know what year it was he went back in time. They just assume it must’ve been on Christmas Eve cause that’s when they saw him. So now until Dewey looks a little bit older they will always be sure to greet Dewey with a mysterious “Welcome back” that sounds like it has multiple meanings whenever they see him after not seeing him for at least 5 min. on Christmas Eve. It’s a bit odd for Dewey to experience, ngl

Dewey and a few other family members will visit Launchpad and co. in St. Canard during one of the nights of Hanukkah to celebrate with them

Matilda always goes to Castle McDuck for the holidays

Donald usually sails back to Duckburg for Christmas, but on the years he can’t Della makes it her duty to FaceTime him on Christmas Eve

And now: The Worst Gift Givers of Clan McDuck

5. Louie, he’s a kid so I’ll cut him slack, but he should put more effort in his gifts. But he won’t

4. Goldie. Don’t ask her why the store security tag is still on

3. Gladstone Gander: King of the Last Minute Gifts, he’s lucky enough to get good deals that cost him next-to and sometimes nothing. Unfortunately the quality of gifts are “Acceptable.”

2. Gyro Gearloose. Just seems like someone who sees something and goes “Well that’s fine enough.”

1. Scrooge McDuck. Rich people suck at giving gifts. It’s a commonly known fact

Also this whole post was a ploy to read my holiday theme DuckTales anthology fic that shows some of these headcanons in action. Enjoy!

[sometimes-they-come-back-237]

*EDIT: I wanted to reaffirm that I DO NOT dislike Della. She’s one of my favorite characters and I love her as a character. This is just something that occurred to me when I was rewatching the show, specifically when I got to “What Ever Happened to Della Duck” and “GlomTales.*

I can understand why people have criticized Della for the way she grounded Louie. Forcing him to stay in his room. Literally. She had Gyro program that robot, DT87, to make sure he was stuck in there.

I can’t fully justify her actions. But I can somewhat understand her mindset.

So, here’s my argument.

As a child, she was not disciplined enough or at all. Never scolded for a lot of her actions. From what we saw in “First Adventure”, she (and Donald) set a firecracker under her father’s chair which caused him to be hospitalized. It’s been established that she was already very reckless and impulsive.

That only got worse as she grew up adventuring with Scrooge who was just as bad.

Then the Spear of Selene incident happened.

Della being stuck in an isolating environment with nobody but herself is most likely the first time in her life that she actually reflected on her actions and realized how much harm she did, not just to herself but to her family, as well.

That scenario is why she thought the correct way to ground Louie was to literally keep him stuck in his room with no connection to anyone else and the inability to go anywhere else in the mansion.

[ladychandraofthemoone]

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR 9/8 DAY & A early 9/9 present 🎁🤩💚🖤!!

8/8 💚🖤🦆8x9🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏹💘

(Ignore the fact it’s 2 days late but here’s a messy doodle that I’m probably never got add final adjustments to, also another 8/8 pic yee 😆😁)

[democracyunderground]

Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski said her Republican colleagues are afraid of challenging President Donald Trump or Elon Musk, warning that she could face an expensive primary challenge for her criticism of the administration.

“They’re looking at how many things are being thrown at me, and it’s like, ‘maybe I just better duck and cover,’” Murkowski told reporters on Tuesday. “That’s why you’ve got everybody just like, zip lip, not saying a word because they’re afraid they’re going to be taken down. They’re going to be primaried. They’re going to be given names in the media.”

In a press conference, the Alaska senator repeated her criticism of DOGE for causing widespread panic among federal workers, who are unsure if they will keep their jobs. While she supports government oversight, DOGE’s move-fast-and-break-things approach is causing unnecessary anxiety, she argued.

“They’re traumatizing people,” she said.

And Murkowski said she is not afraid of Musk coming for her for disagreeing.

“I’m not going to compromise my own integrity by hiding from my words when I feel they need to be spoken,” Murkowski said. “And it may be that Elon Musk has decided he’s going to take the next billion dollars that he makes off of Starlink and put it directly against Lisa Murkowski.”

[michimonie]

What do you think of Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse having a brother and sister relationship in any type of story?

I think that sounds adorable and fascinating. I would imagine they would be the type to respect each other, but also take no shit from each other. Also, I could see them gossiping about their partners (but not necessarily in a mean way).

(snippet from "The River of Time", Pete talking to Minnie on the phone, gossiping about Mickey right in front of him)

I'd also imagine that they would ask each other about what their partners would probably like, sometimes (e.g. Donald asks Minnie for help finding a gift for Daisy).

One fun/funny scenario would be someone insulting one of them, and the two working together to get some kind of revenge. I know Minnie probably isn't as spiteful and petty as Donald, but I feel like their dynamic would lead to some interesting kinds of revenge.

When I first saw this ask, I wanted to look through the Young Donald comics because I could've sworn there was at least one story where they worked together. Honestly, there should be more mouse/duck cross-gender, working together stories.

If their personalities/dynamic is similar to Young Donald, he would definitely be the type to drag her into some bs situation and she'd be the voice of reason, constantly being like "please, just LISTEN." Afterwards, they'd both need to work together to dig themselves out of whatever metaphorical hole they're in.

Minnie: I'm never doing this again Also Minnie: You're doing what? Can I come?

Donald: Whew, I've learned my lesson and won't do that ever again. Also Donald: *Immediately does the thing the next day*

Not to say that Minnie would never be the cause of their problems, but if I'm going based on Young Donald, she seems to mainly cause problems for herself (which Donald would be happy to help out with). Either way, it would be an interesting dynamic.

They're solving mysteries... and probably rewriting history, idk. I don't know their schedules. 😂

[ilookattextile]

Hello! How did you learn about clothing repair/mending? When I try looking on YouTube I often mostly only find confusing and useless "guides" produced "5 minute craft" style, if you get what I mean. My kingdom for someone to actually teach me different ways to make my clothes last longer. My pants have holes. My jeans' belt loops tore off. My t-shirts have holes. If I patch/reinforce things, how to choose compatible fabric, for example? I'm new to sewing, mostly just knit & crochet, and only weave a little. Sorry to ramble. I'm looking for resources, basically.

I think I saw photos of mends on instagram mostly and just tried to recreate those kinds of mends. I admire @ rrepairsshop and @ alyxjacobsrepair (on IG). Celia Pym is a well-known textile artist who does big time mends, also great inspiration. Sometimes I get to look at historic repairs/mends because I work in museum collections and that's also a great source of ideas, sometimes you can find images in museum online collections. Officially there's no "correct" way to mend as long as it functions for you as a repair, it doesn't have to look like one of those perfect "swiss darns" that blends right in to the knit stitches. I once had my mind blown by an acquaintance who was repairing a sock (in public, at a meeting) using a scrap of old t-shirt fabric as a patch for the sock heel, and using a spoon instead of a darning egg. I also saw in a museum collection an old Ukrainian embroidered pillow cover that was patched on the inside with a scrap of Donald Duck printed bedsheet. Very much in the spirit of repair - use what you have and make do.

I do think finding a patch fabric of a similar weight and material as the garment you're mending is important (for example t-shirt fabric is knit and similar in weight to this person's sock). If the patch you use is too light-weight or too heavy it might not last long or might cause more damage. Same goes for yarn choice.

[w3tlettuce]

Ducktales Doodles!!

I finally finished the show (I cried) (spoilers if you haven’t watched the show I guess) (they’re humans because I don’t want to draw ducks)

HUEY!!!!

I really liked that one episode where he’s talking to Lena about his like inner demon alter ego thing (he’s so me)(I’m a liar I’m actually Dewey irl) and I loved that angry side of him so much for some reason??? Calm collected sometimes anxiety induced older brother goes ape shit LET HIM COOK

A LOT OF DEWEY!!!!

Obviously my favorite because Ben Schwartz just plays himself across every form of media he’s in like the directors hired him to play Dewey and went “Ben Schwartz…. You just be Ben Schwartz” and boom boom gunshots fireworks the whole shebang Dewey is the same as Yasper and Sonic and Leo and the ninja kid from that one show idk (CAN YOU TELL I LOVE BEN SCHWARTZ)

Louie + Donald!!!!

I really like how people draw Donald as a human + I also thing Donald has issues (clearly)(have you seen him bro) I do think he’d be a depressed overworked uncle who has to take care of his dead(that’s what everyone thinks for like a few seasons) sister’s kids for years (kids are crazy and stupid and he’s already sad enough as is) poor thing someone give him a hu

I like drawing Louie in the most basic ass clothes cause he has no sense of fashion and hes so lame and stupid andjanshsjsjdhdj I’m so ass at drawing full bodies but shhhhh we’re working on it

[slippinninque]

🤳🏾Just a Lil' Fun📱

Just a little fun for the middle of the week! 🤭

Fontaine x blackfemreader

Fontaine: (barely looking at the camera as he rolls a blunt) I'm passing the phone to someone who's only afraid of the dark when she ain't alone.

You (laughing ): Woooow, coming out swinging?! I can be tough on my own 'case I don't have no other choic--that's why you're here, baby!"

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You: I'm passing the phone to someone that used a Disney quote to flirt on our second date.

Fontaine (barely on camera as he passed the phone right back) 'M passing the phone to someone that a folded at a Disney quote.

(Your mouth opened but stayed that way as you thought about it, eyes ticking upward as you searched for a comeback before dramatically falling against Fontaine)

You: Well, what girl wouldn't want to be told their eyes shine like sapphires!

Fontaine (smugness all in his expression, kisses the top of your head as you laughy helplessly at yourself)

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Fontaine: I'm passing the phone to someone who cried--

You: You always bringing up old stuf--

Fontaine (loud enough to be heard over you): who cried at a Marvel Movie--

You (reaching desperately for the phone as Fontaine holds you off) IT WAS LOVE AND THUNDER, WHERE'S YOUR HEART TIN MAN?!

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You (loudly and clearly in retaliation): I'm passing the phone to someone that got so mad at Taye Diggs they walked out---

Fontaine (just as loud in his refusal to be shamed as he takes the phone) : 'Cause why would you even do that stupid shit?! Forehead kissin' this broad while your pregnant-ass wife is upstairs upset--

You (smacking your lips but listening on with a clear affection in your voice): Okay, yeah, but it's Nia Lo--

Fontaine: and why the hell is said broad making it all about her-- she ain't the one dropping ornaments and-and can't do her baby's hair and shit! And why the fuck is it you don't never put the book away right?! You let Morris find it again? Huh, Nia?!

(as Fontaine rants on, you watch with bubbles cheeks as you try to swallow down the peels of your laughter)

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You: I'm passing the phone to someone who swung on a pigeon on our first date--

Fontaine: I was protecting you and I still get shit for it...

You: Sir, you, like, swung on that bird like it had a cracked bottle to my neck. You lucky I like that caveman shit--

Fontaine (indignantly blowing out a train's worth of smoke from pursed lips) Excuse me--caveman?

You: I'm talkin' full on, 'hungahunga bird get from woman!' mink-mink!

(tussling ensures with the phone being tossed about in the covers and in between your play)

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You: I'm passing the phone to a big ol' baby!

Fontaine (camera view is flipped to see him petulantly holding out his elbow, refusing to take the phone): You hurt me, kiss it.

You: (as you zoom in on where he accusingly pointed to the faint imprint of teeth marks encircling the point of his elbow) 'Taine, I barely nibbled you!

(Fontaine makes a grunting noise and jerked his elbow pointedly)

You: Fine, fine, fiiiiiiiine...

(the video picks up what could be Fontaine saying "you gotta make the noise or it ain't gonna work" followed by loud smooches.)

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Fontaine: 'm passin' the phone to someone who don't never take anythin' serious.

(you were off screen but your tone was tone buccal, loud, and offended) Ya tryna cawll me a cwlown? Ywou wanna fwight, bwuster?!

(Fontaine immiately ducks away from teh camera but his laughter is heard, caught behind his teeth)

You (full Donald Duck mode now as you sang) : Dwon't mawke me cwose one more dowor, I dwon't wanna hwurt any mwore, stway in my awrms if ywou dawre or muwst I imaaaaaaaagwine ywou thwere, dwon't walk awawy frowm meeee....

Fontaine (struggling to speak past his laughter) : Get yo' lil crazy ass off of me!

You (you finally come into camera in from of an ankle resting on the top of his head): Mwake me hawndsowme!

(The camera refocused in the quick moment of Fontaine turning back to face it the expression on his face tender. The expression fell into mischief as he could be seen reaching up and taking hold of your ankle)

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(The next video is short and incoherent as it was lost in the whirlwind of Fontaine's sudden tickle attack upon your foot. Only your screaming and his villainous laughter crackled through)

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You: (aiming a satisfied little smile at the camera) I'm passing the phone to someone who's really into the unserious shit...

(You gently prop the phone in Fontaine's open palm, his other arm wrapped around your waist as he nuzzled sleepily into your stomach. At some point he swapped his durag for your bonnet. The bed was in disarray, pillows and sheets thrown in a messy nest around you both. You swing the camera to face you as you blew it a kiss, the last image being your hand massaging Fontaine's back)

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ending notes: few spoilers for Best Man Holiday and Aristocats. Forgive the formatting as this was incredibly self-indulgent! I just wanted to drop a bit to hold us all over! 🤭🤣 Tell me what you think! Please comment and reblog 🤸🏾‍♀️💜💜

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