#cattypants

[lifeofcynch]

this is no time for mom jokes! (jk it’s always time👍)

( AlterTale AU is by @friisans )

[cattype]

I wanted to make a comic for International Asexual Day but I thought it was the 16 and not the 6th. orz

There's some stories that I keep meaning to make into comics for Ace Week or Pride Month but I keep putting it off or chickening out. They're stories that involve a lot of cringe and a lot of misunderstanding so they're hard to talk about. I practice retelling them to myself to better understand them and find the easiest way to tell them but the scars still run deep.

So for now, I just wanna share some of the morals of my stories without the stories.

-If you're struggling to find a "missing part of you" then maybe that part wasn't meant to be there in the first place.

-Some people are just preconditioned to interpret things as sexual or romantic even when you explain why they aren't.

-Don't take advice on your sexuality from people who don't think your sexuality exists.

-Just because you've finally convinced someone that you're not straight, doesn't mean they've totally grasped the concept of asexuality. Some things take time to sink in.

-There are people who might react badly to your sexuality. Often it's uncomfortable, in some cases it might be violent. But just because something MIGHT happen doesn't mean it WILL happen. You can't base the way you live your life on a maybe. You don't need to be scared.

-If someone doesn't believe asexuality exists or thinks they can "fix" you, then that's THEIR character flaw, not YOUR problem. You have a right to exist and be yourself.

-We're lucky enough to be living in a time when asexuality is becoming more accepted and better known. Things could be better but they're still getting better. Hell! Do you have any idea how lucky you are just to be reading posts like this? I'm talking to YOU tweenager who's just figuring themself out!!

Bonus: This is purely my personal experience so I can't guarantee you'll have the same luck as me. Almost all the times I've come out to someone I've known IRL it's been awful but with one exception all the times I've talked about my asexuality online have been positive. Not only that but apparently half the people I've known online have been asexual. Maybe it's because everyone I've met IRL I've only met through happenstance i.e. I only knew them because we were in the same class. The asexual internet friends are a little harder to explain but it might just because younger people are more open to more options. It's not just "gay or straight" any more. Kids can go online and say "oh, asexuality is a thing? I think I might be asexual" (Again, you kids have NO idea how lucky you are! I only had an alternative lifestyles story on 20/20 that I saw one time as a kid that I mostly forgot about!)

Now treat yourself to some cake.

[onlinetyping]

Play Cat typing game and make your typing faster and more accurate.

https://onlinetyping.org/typing-games/cat-typing-game/

[takerofthechili]

We all know that Alphys would not be a mom. However, have we considered the possibility of "Alphys as sudden babysitter 'cause Catty just left her kid and dipped before she could say no?"

[starscatteredsky]

sorry to ask but could you please give some like. cat/feline therian tips?

tips for cats!

pt: tips for cats!

practice quadrobics!

make/commission a therian mask!

tail/ears/paw gear!

make yarn tails!

practice cat vocals!

get/make cat toys to play with! easy self made ones can be as simple as tinfoil balls, or as creative as homemade feather toys!

snack on things like tuna and other canned fish!

take biiiiig naps in sunbeams, or just enjoy sunbeams in general

catear beanies!!

be playful and mischievous!

”knead” or massage pillows/blankets, or important belonging of yours! (it’s a cat’s way of claiming something as it’s own!)

wear “claw gloves”

practice climbing, and avoid swimming (unless your cattype likes water!)

affectionate headbumps!

pouncing!

-👾

we have lots of cat alters, happy to help!!

Requests open!!!

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Before you interact: We are pro mspec gays/lesbians, anti endo/tulpa "systems", enjoy MCYT/DSMP, pro self diagnoses with extensive research, multiple alters are punks/ anarchists"

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[hapalopus]

Oh my god???? https://www.bricklink.com/catalogList.asp?catType=G&catString=512

[meowmoedotcom]

ラグドールのたぬきみたいな猫 #cat #ragdollkittens #catbreed #ラグドール #猫のいる暮らし #cattype #ragdolls #short #shorts

meowmoe.com

[catboymoments]

FANKID ADOPTS - UNDERTALE PACKAGE

these kiddies are going for their respective prices or best bid! contact me if youre interested in purchasing a design!!

[friisans]

alter nextgen but her magic ability is turning into a giant catmonster-

[petra-creat0r]

Cattypants fankid if that’s okay

Okay. Think I figured out pricing, if anyone wants this girl, then DM me.

[kate-aksy]

Comic by @friisans

VK: https://vk.com/album-177375151_266570581

Masterpost

[onlinetyping]

Save your Cat😛 & make your typing fast.

play cat typing game. Visit: https://onlinetyping.org/typing-games/cat-typing-game/

[mttwageslave]

“I just feel like I’m the worst boyfriend ever, you know?” Eddy sighed, talking to the flame-headed bartender as he sipped his decaf coffee. 

 “Look, as embarrassing as she can get, I love Catty. She makes me happy. Like I’m worth a damn. It is a fucking privilege to be her boyfriend. I want to tell her that. I want to say to her just how much she means to me. But every time I open my stupid mouth... 

“.....I just can’t say it. I just end up complaining about something or acting like a closed-minded idiot. I guess I’m just so scared of fucking up that...that I start fucking up. She’s the one good thing I have. I love her and I want her to know that...but I’m afraid I’ll just end up losing her because I’m too much of a coward to take the leap.” 

[rainbowpatterns]

cattypants

sh don’t judge me a started playing undertale

[darkrarin-lucarina]

Glamburguesa de la discordia

Un mini cómic de César uwu

Cada like es una anvorguesa que no se le salga el rellenito para el pequeño César xD