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[theillies]

Cattitude... #happyinternationalcatday #cattidue #caturday #evilsprite #birdcat #🐦 #🐈 (at Elkhart, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDotc0ADoK3/?igshid=cf41q7ry0sj7

[bryakt]

Planet X Meeting

Shadow looked through the ship’s window in wonderment.  Before her lay lush golden leafed trees. Purple vegetation covered the ground with a sparkling of long-stemmed flowers that were spotted in various colors.  If Shadow didn’t know any better, she thought she had just dropped acid.  Phoebe looked out the same window and tears came to her eyes. .She was in such awe over the beauty she saw.  “Ship crew, we have an important meeting taking place in ten minutes.  Please make your way to the ship’s briefing  room.  All are required to attend,” said Suzie over the loudspeaker. Captain Cattitude sat at the front of the long table in the briefing room.  He stood up and said,  “As you realize, we have landed on Planet X.  Don’t let  its beauty fool you.  We do not know what is out there. It may be an unsafe environment. We still need to worry about the Shadow Cat Warriors finding us and attacking.  Our priority is to keep Shadow safe at all costs. For now, I have cloaked the ship, so it can not be seen with radar.  The work we have ahead of us will be hard. We need to prepare for an attack and be prepared to fight back.  I have set up media hypno ppds for each and everyone of us to view.  It will teach us how to be combative for an attack.  Once the pod training is complete, your body and mind will automatically know how to defend the ship and protect Shadow,” said Captain Cattidue. There was a deep silence in the room.  The realization they were not safe yet had kicked in.Phoebe standing close to Shadow reached over and held shadow’s paw tight. She was scared as well as Shadow and everyone could tell. “This is not time for fear to immobilize us. We must all do our best to face the fear and fight if necessary.  Remember, Shadow needs to be protected at all costs.  You may have to kill a Shadow Cat Warrior.  This will be hard, but it must be done if Shadow and the ship is in danger.  Please do you best to put your fear away. And fight as if your own life is in danger because it is.  The SCW’s will be fighting to kill,” said Suzie.  “The meeting is over.  Please use your media pod immediately.  We need to be in fighting shape ASAP.  The SCW’s were on our tail before we used the catwarp.  We can’t know if they are out there now as I speak.                   Read the full article

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[bryakt]

Slip of the Tongue - Isolation Day 18

The Setting Phoebe was bored.  It was afternoon. Shadow was practicing her powers with Captain Cattitude. Phoebe decided to help Suzie in the kitchen to make lunch.  “Hi, Suzie.  Can I help you?  I’m tired of not having anything to do.  A person can only do Photoshop for so much.  It’s been eighteen days.  I’m so sick of Photoshop,” said Phoebe,  “Sure, you can wash the tomatoes.  We’re having grilled cheese with tomatoes,” said Suzie  Phoebe grabbed the tomatoes out of the refrigerator, walked to the industrial-sized sink, and began to gently wash the tomatoes.  “You know this isolation is hard.  I miss my owner Nick, so much.  Have you been able to see if our family members are safe and don’t have COVID 19.” said Phoebe beginning to tear up.  “No, honey, I haven’t, but we are working on it.  I know how hard this has been for everyone.  I miss my husband,” said Suzie with watery eyes.  “Is that why you are crying, Phoebe because you miss your friends and your owner?”  “Yes, plus other things,” said Phoebe.  “I’m worried about Captain Cattitude and what he is teaching Shadow. I’m scared of both of them,” said Phoebe now crying harder.  Phoebe, what do you know?” Suzie replied with concern in her voice. “Shadow is learning powers that are dangerous,” said Phoebe regretting she said it as soon as she heard it come out of her mouth.  “What do you mean?” Suzie said. “She can levitate, she can read peoples’ minds and the one that scares me to the bones is she can stop time,” said Phoebe realizing she violated Shadow’s trust.  ‘Why am I always gossiping,” she thought. “WHAT!” said Suzie highly alarmed as she dropped the butter knife she was holding to the ground.  “Nevermind, it was nothing. I shouldn’t have said anything,” said Phoebe trying to backtrack on what she said.  “This information you revealed is serious.  We need to let others know what is going on and discuss what we are going to do about it.  It’s important everyone feels safe.  Now, with what I know, I certainly don’t feel safe, “Where are Shadow and Captain Cattitude now?" “They are in Captain Cattitude’s bedroom practicing her new powers, I suppose.  “We must put a stop to this until we know more about these powers,”  said Suzie as she started to walk briskly out of the kitchen.  “Where are you going?” asked Phoebe now fearing her best would know she was the one that told.  “I’m getting Peter and Bueadelare then we are going to have a talk with Captain Cattidue and Shadow..." said Suzie.

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[bryakt]

Take-off

After being in the car for several hours, Shadow, Captain Cattitude, Baudelaire, and Phoebe made it to Captain Cattitude's spaceship located at Lake Merced. Baudelaire woke Shadow up from her deep sleep "We are here, Shadow," said Baudelaire as he shook Shadow awake. "Oh, ok," shadow replied yawning out her response. "Captain Cattitude we need to hide this car. Can you do that?" said Baudelaire. "Yes, I can put an invisible shield on the car once we get to the spaceship." Let me step outside and make sure no one is around," said Captain Cattitude "You think people will be around at 3:30 AM?" said Phoebe sarcastically. "Yes, there may be people around at this time. I don't want to take any chances," replied Captain Cattitude in a matter of fact way. Captain Cattitude stepped out of the car and headed toward a forest of trees in a short distance. "What is he doing?" said Phoebe. "I believe he is retrieving his spaceship out of its hiding place," said Baudelaire. "Yes, he sent it up into orbit using stealth blocking technology so it could not be picked up on radar," said Shadow as she stepped out of the car heading toward the forest. All of a sudden, a bright light lit up the forest and a loud roar was heard. Shadow ran toward the forest. In a clearing was Captain Cattidude standing by his spaceship. "Hurry, get the others. We need to get out of here quickly before someone sees us," said Captain Cattitude to a running Shadow now heading back to the car. "Everyone get out of the car and follow me," said shadow upon reaching the car. Everyone got out of the car and began to follow Shadow to the spaceship. When they arrived at the clearing, they saw Captain Cattitude standing by an opened door in the spaceship where a ramp led to the inside of the ship. "Quickly get on board the spaceship. We must leave now," said Captain Cattitude pointing to the opening in the spaceship. Shadow went first, the others stood and looked somewhat afraid to get on board the spaceship. "Come on," yelled Shadow as she scurried to the opening in the spaceship. "We don't have time to waste." Phoebe made the first step toward the spaceship and the others followed. Once everyone was inside the spaceship, Captain Cattitude boarded. "Everyone follow me," said Captain Cattitude to the group. "We must get you strapped in before I can take off," he said as he ran down the metal-coated corridor to the front of the spaceship. Everyone came up behind him and began to run as he was. After running what seemed to be in a circle, they came upon the front of the spaceship. In front of them were twelve seats and a vast amount of blinking colored lights from a huge console in the front of the spaceship. In front of the console was a single large seat from which the captain could command the spaceship. "Please take a seat and stay still. The chairs will automatically strap you in once we start take-off," said Captain Cattitude. Captain Cattitude took a seat in the console chair. A crystal clear screen seemed to appear in mid-air in front of him. He placed his hands on the screen and began to manipulate it. The spaceship made a whirling sound as its engines came to life. The seats were everyone sat began to vibrate violently. Pheobe wet herself as her fear began to escalate at the thought of flying into space. Shadow dug her claws into the arm wrest trying not to show the others she was afraid. Baudelaire made a low whimpering noise as the spaceship began to leave the ground. "Is everyone ok," asked Captain Cattitude. Everyone nodded their head yes even though they did not feel safe. "The initial take-off is kind of rough but once we get into orbit, things will calm down and we should have a smooth journey from there. "I need to plot our navigation. Where exactly are we going Baudelaire?" said Captain Cattitude. "We are going to the swiss alps. I have the coordinates written down," said Baudelaire. "I'll come and get them from you, so I can plug them into the navigation system. Captain Cattidue unstrapped himself reached his right arm forward and made hand gestures on the screen as he put the ship on auto-pilot and made his way to Baudelaire. "Is that safe for you to leave the console like that?" said a shaken Baudelaire. "Yes, it's safe. I put the spaceship in auto-pilot mode," said Captain Catitude as he reached for the paper in Baudelaire's shaking hand. "Thank you I will plug these coordinate in, and we will be on our way to your safe house," said Captain Cattidude as he headed back to the console. Captain Cattitude raised his hands to the floating screen in front of him. He punched some buttons and moved screens to the left with his hand until he came to the navigation pane. He punched the coordinates into the navigation system. There was minor movement by the spaceship as he re-adjusted the navigation to the safe house. "Looks like we are going to the Swiss Alps. Is that correct Baudelaire?" said Captain Cattitude from his command chair. "Yes, that is correct. How long will it take?" said Baudelaire. "My calculations have us arriving in ten minutes. "Wow, that fast?" said Baudelaire. "Yes, that fast," said Captain Cattitude. "Did you remember to hide the car?" said Baudelaire. "Yes, I hid it before we took off," said Captain Catitude... Read the full article