#cats with giant robots ofc

[soothedcerberus]

My piece for @bulkheadzine ! Check it out! :] https://foziz105.itch.io/the-bulkhead-zine

[karinadele]

Care

Ratchet x Cat reader

Based on @qiandai_suian's comic.

I scream again reader is a cat!! Gen reader ofc. Just fluff with Ratchet.

Nudging the cube of energon with your head, you let out an exasperated meow. One paw after another, you push it towards him. You’ve been here for weeks now, and have rarely seen him eat anything. Why is he so stubborn! Doesn’t he know he’ll die if he doesn’t eat?!

Back on the streets, you’ve lost more than you can count from the lack of food. Being the oldest of your family, you always did your best to hunt down scraps for your siblings. Leftover fish from the trash, stealing meat from the human vendors, even occasionally approaching kind humans for kibbles.

That evening, hiding behind boxes of trash, taking shelter from the light drizzle of the rain. A human boy approached you. Both startled and curious, you poke your head out. The human boy bent down, meeting you at eye level, reaching out. Is he offering his hand to you? You want something warm from this cold and wet nightmare. Stepping out of the box, you make your way to him. A gentle stroke runs under your chin, and you find yourself purring. Not a bad human after all. You could get used to this.

What you did not expect, was that he would not be your guardian. Passed between him, a spunky looking girl, and a young boy. None of them would be able to house you. 

Please don’t put me back on the streets. I Don’t want to lose this warmth. 

Fortunately for you, you do not need to be back wandering along the streets. Unfortunately for you, you’re in the care of a giant –and I mean giant, metal robot. His frame wasn’t soft like humans, hard and metal. But still warm and gentle. Your butler/guardian, as you've come to realize, is called Ratchet.

Adjusting to your new environment wasn’t difficult at all. Sure, everyone here is huge, but it’s never been more comforting and fun. Even the humans come to visit you sometimes. Finally, you’ve gained the freedom and love you've been longing for. 

—---

Excitedly Jack holds up the kitty in Ratchet’s face. “We can’t take it in. Mom won’t let me.” He tells Ratchet. Miko and Raf chime in that they can’t either. 

Stunned, Ratchet almost wanted to tell them ‘Why is this my problem?’ But with the little feline in his servos, it rolls around and dances on him. Unconsciously, he finds his spark warming up. This must be why humans love cats. It’s adorable. Paws up with those huge eyes staring right up at him. He doesn’t know what to do with it, but he finds faceplate lightly flushing up as the creature nuzzles on his digits.

This thing is huge. Humans are big enough, but this one? Giant. Does it matter? Hell no! Everything is a free game! Hopping off the human as you lunge into his servos. The metal touching your paw pads as you analyze him. He seems surprised, but you don’t feel an inkling of fear. Rolling over onto your back as you nuzzle your body into his palm. It’s hard, yet surprisingly comfortable. You could definitely get used to it. Walking over to his digit as you scratch your chin on it. Cheek and chin scratches are the best. Purring as you take advantage of this opportunity to get as much itches out as you can. 

He may not admit it, but he just fell in love. Such a tiny creature. Smaller than even humans, yet so bold and brave. Without a care in the world. Keeping up his grumpy demeanor, he tells the humans he’ll keep it. But under that hard metal exterior, he knows this soft creature has already made it’s way into his spark.

Without a second thought, you leap from his digit to his shoulder. You never get to enjoy being this high up. Occasionally when climbing buildings, but this one moves. Noticing the antenna on his back, you smirk and pounce towards it. Heh. It’s mine. Metal yet bendable, you bat at it. It bounces back every time it slips out of your paws, but that’s the fun of it! Rolling onto your side as you chase for it again. 

“Wait!” Ratchet calls out. “What are you doing?! That’s dangerous!” Picking the kitty off his back, bringing it to his faceplace. Such carelessness, doesn’t it know that it could fall and injure itself?! Scolding it as the usual cranky bot he is, but you? You don’t care. Music to your ears as you paw at his digit. Such an exciting situation! 

—---

Slowly but surely, Ratchet learns what it means to take care of a cat. A bed (graciously provided by Jack), learning to feed it with Raf, and Miko showing him treats and tricks. 

Such a tiny organism, yet has a huge appetite. Always crying for food, like it’s never eaten before in its life. If it was anything else, he totally would have snapped and told it to shut up and be quiet. Or even thrown it out. But it’s you. Fluffy and adorable, he can’t say no. 

Learning to feed it was an experience. It even consumes different fuel from what the human do. With accurate precision, –thanks to his steady servos. He may be old and a little creaky, but he still has excellent dexterity. Using his forceps to scoop up kibbles to feed you, as a surprised and curious expression creeps up his faceplate. A completely new experience to him, and one he knows he’ll latch on to. Who knows? Maybe he’ll be less cranky and more upbeat now.

You integrate really well into the team. A different family definitely, 3 different species under the same roof, –base. You don’t understand their language, but have picked up the sounds of certain things. Your name, Ratchet’s name, the humans, even some of the bots. Oh, and the sound of the groundbridge. A magical swirl of green and white, a portal to somewhere. Ratchet once had to chase you through it as you door-dashed out into it.

Flinging up and down in the air between Wheeljack and Smokescreen, you enjoy the company and thrill of being so high up and off the ground. 

Ratchet on the other hand? He’s about to lose it. ‘He needed that’ almost slipped out. Wrench in hand, as his optics widen so much that it could bend his optic ridges. “WHAT IN PRIMUS’ NAME ARE YOU TWO DOING!” as he smacks them on the helm. Huffing and puffing as he does. 

You on the other hand? Have no idea what’s going on. Your game just cut short by your guardian, Wheeljack and Smokescreen are now laying face down on the ground. Hopping between their backs, as you roll around and kneed on them.

He loves you. Over time the team has noticed how much more rested Ratchet has become with you around. Team Prime dubbing you the name of ‘Prime Kitty’. 

And you’ve grown to love him too. Nudging him next to his optics, as you sit on the corner of his helm. Being so small, you can meander in the smallest places of his, finding perfect nesting spots to nap in. The neck cables being particularly warm. His chassis also is a fantastic place to curl up on, though you’ve come to learn he rarely lays down. How can one sleep so little? You’re almost concerned about how little he sleeps. Humans already sleep so little! Everyone should sleep half the day away! Napping is the best!

His devotion only grows stronger as he spends his free time –whatever little he has, building you structures and towers. Made with metal and wood, laced with a soft velvet fabric. Servos on his hips, as he analyzes his work. Never has he been this proud of a creation.

Arcee? She’s judging. The doc bot has definitely gone off the rails. Yet no one will stop him. Not even Optimus. He may be spending too much time showing his love to you, but everyone knows. The cranky medic has finally found peace and love. Even Optimus can’t help but smile at the situation.

You love it. Never having such a luxurious experience before, and now it’s yours permanently. Napping everywhere on it, kneading it, and scratching it. You’ve even got a slide that you can roll off and enjoy. 

—---

Working away at his console, he hears a consistently scraping on the ground. Originally ignoring it as it’s probably one of the kids doing something, but the sound creeps closer by the minute. When he finally pulls his optics off the terminal, he finds a cube of energon on the ground. Popping your head out from behind it, as you paw at it. You brought him fuel.

He can’t help but find his faceplate soften into a smile. Picking up the energon as you hop onto his servo. Spark pulsing and glistening to a degree he’s never experienced before. You nuzzle the edge of the cube towards him, before opting to roll around and use his digits to scratch yourself.

Sipping the energon as he feels you roll around on his helm, now used to the fact you enjoy batting at his antennas and audials. The only sounds around you two are the soft humming of his engines, and your rumbling purring.

[macaroonsims]

Hello Kitty legacy challenge

I don't think this has been done before? Anyway I'm bored so

complete all objectives/ aspiration/ reach top of career for each gen

use cheats if you want

Gen 1: Hello Kitty (ofc)

traits: outgoing, creative, music lover

aspiration: friend of the world

career: chef

favourite colour: red

have a twin sister

master baking skill

complete simmies collection

have one of those giant teddy bears (base game) and name him (is it possible?) tiny chum

have a cat called Charmmy Kitty

Have a hamster called sugar

have one child (little forest fellow)

plant apples in back garden

***

Gen 1.5: mimmy (underrated queen)

traits: romantic, proper, good

aspiration: soulmate

career: fashion

favourite colour: yellow

master embroidery and knitting skills

have three children (Harmony, my melody and rhythm)

***

Gen 2: My melody

traits: foody, good, music lover

aspiration: musical genius

career: musician

master baking skill

have a llama called 'my sweet piano'

have two kids, youngest will be the heir.

***

Gen 3: Pompompurin

traits: lazy, outgoing, foody

aspiration: up to you

career: vet

declare love for sunny weather

have a rat called scone

have a hamster called muffin]

have a bird feeder in garden

master baking skill

have two kids, oldest will be heir (cinnamoroll, poron)

***

Gen 4: Cinnamoroll

traits: foody, adventurous, city native

aspiration: neighbourhood confidante, mt komorebi tourist, beach life,

career: up to you

own a cafe

go cloud gazing often

have four kids (one, twins, then another) oldest will be heir

***

gen 5: badtz-maru

be born in sulani

traits: outgoing, self-assured, goofball

aspiration: leader of the pack

collect celebrity autographs

career: up to you

master mischief skill

have triplets

***

Gen 6: Keroppi

traits: active, loves the outdoors, music lover

aspiration: bodybuilder

career: athletic

complete frog collection

have a swimming pool

master singing skill

only have one child

***

Gen 7: Kuromi

traits: bookworm, foody, mean

aspiration: bestselling author

career: writer

read romance books

master mischief skill

write in your diary often

have twins

***

gen 8: lala

traits: creative, art lover, foody

master writing, cooking and art skills

aspirations: bestselling author, painter extraordinaire

career: up to you

favourite colour: pink

go star gazing often

***

gen 8.5: kiki

traits: loves the outdoors, genius, geek

master fishing, robotics skills

aspiration: academic (attend foxbury and get a science/engineering degree)

career: scientist

favourite colour: blue

adopt one child (Will)

go star gazing often

***

end of challenge!

[toonycatuwu]

WORDGIRL AU WHERE EVERYTHING'S NORMAL EXCEPT TOBEY ACTS LIKE A CAT!!! INSPIRATION FROM @diction-of-ary

okokok but hear me out.

Tobey is still a human. BUT. he has cat-like features, just the cat ears and tail.

He still knows how to speak actual words. He just chooses not to. Very often.

His mother? Also a human, just like him, but with the same cat-like features. Mostly speaks in actual words unlike him tho

Around WordGirl, Tobey would try his absolute hardest not to purr or affectionately meow and tries his hardest to look ferocious. He ends up looking adorable anyway. He still can't resist WordGirl and his secret crush on her. Tobey LOVES it when WordGirl gives him belly rubs. He might bite like other cats ofc but tbh his bites are weak asf 💀

anyways. WordGirl would give him headpats, pick him up by whatever the area around the neck is that makes cats droop, and even cuddle him.

oh yeah and his giant robots are giant robot CATS

Around the other villains he just hisses at everyone for no reason (like in OP's original post). D2B would be SCARRED FOR LIFE. The Butcher just feeds him freshly cooked meat (because y'know, my boi's still a human), and that's the only time Tobey isn't remotely aggressive around them.

lmk if ya got any other headcanons

[dykevanny]

Actually let me talk abt the wererabbit au cause I think about it on the bus sometimes

Basically william’s messing with weird magic and decides to use his faaavorite employee as a lab rat(rabbit?) and now vanessa turns into a giant killer rabbit thing and he sics her on people for funsies

You see, william and Henry still have fredbear’s diner and the aftons are alive! Vanessa and Gregory (along with freddy, who along with the other glams also work at the diner) live in town, ness works at the diner as a security guard and she and greg have basically been dragged into the afton family lol. Mrs afton sees both of them on their first week in town and is like damn. I need to feed them like stray cats. So ness thinks of will as a fatherly sort of mentor figure. And he’s like aw hell yeah cause while he does care about her as well he needs someone to turn into a gucking beast you see. And so he does! He basically is using her to also you know kill people. For funsies.

Ness isn’t aware thsat she’s a werebunny thing for a while, she’s just been having weird gaps in her memory and waking up in the woods covered in blood which isn’t normal. So ofc who does she go to? William! And he’s like ohh I’m sure it’s fine ^.^ you can crash on our couch if you want ha ha greg’s staying over for a sleepover anyway..! Which is FUCKED UP but she stays with the aftons bc unfortunately she trusts that wretched man. Anyways so vanny as the Giant Killer Rabbit has gotten away from will (chewed through the chain thumbs up) and ran into the kids (sneaking out from sleepover) and of course michael is like WHAT is that thing. That’s dangerous. What the fuck. Meanwhile the younger kids are like holy shit bunnay… they see it’s hurt (and also the fact that it has broken chains on it) and are like WE HAVE TO HELPPP… and michael is only one boy who cannot control them all. the rabbit is ofc panicked and scared and now there’s people but it trusts greg right away so you know. He has his horse girl moment and. The kids drag it back and put bows in it’s fur and also glitter glue probably. Anyways they have it sleep under the bed and in the morning well ness turns back and they’re all like. HUH !? And ness is like how did i get hereeeee ……… luckily they all lie and say they dragged vanessa in bc they needed more people for a game (and someone else who’s hair they can mess with) and mrs afton was like yeah that seems legit👍 umm hey ness what’s the um. Red marks on your neck though that looks painful and ness who does not remember SHIT is like. The what 😀 but then William who was ‘at work late’ shows up like heyyy guys ^.^ sorry there was umm a robot explosion it was crazzzy. And everyone’s like haha that’s wilddd

Oh also the rabbit murders are like in the news like thats a wholleeeee thing. And freddy like highkey nearly got attacked but got away through some slasher movie convenient timing. Anyways I’m tired of typing so this is what you get ok bye

[03l210]

Hello Hello!! Can I ask Himeko Murata or Sandrone Headcannons?? The plot would be, Himeko/Sandrone reacting to their S/O imitating people(Just like Griseo from Honkai Impact). Its okay if you won't accept this request, I understand !!!

I dont know if your accepting Anons but if yes, can I be ' ☕🧋Anon' ??

Anon I LOVE how you think oh my god ofc I'm going to accept this request (totally not because Griseo is one of my favorite flame-chasers, definitely not)!! I decided to just go with Sandrone for this because I am in DESPERATE need of writing for her, but I will definitely update this post/make a new one for Himeko later because I love this idea... Also, I am 100% always accepting anons as long as the emoji is available, which I will make a list for soon! However, I do ask that you only choose one emoji/name so for now I'll just refer to you as Latte/Coffee anon but just let me know if you want to be referred to by Bubble Tea/Boba anon instead in my inbox and I will update it! ^-^

Now, without further ado:

Sandrone with a S/O that imitates people (HC):

Okay so for Sandrone it’s pretty much a huge case of favoritism for her 😭

She honestly seems like she would hate hearing people’s imitations of others but when it's you??? Oh my god she finds it so endearing and just silently enjoys hearing your imitations of people, be it while you are complaining or are just doing it for whatever other reason.

Like she just enjoys it from you

You could be imitating Dottore’s maniacal laughter and whatever random sounds he makes while thinking about something or doing one of his experiments or you could be imitating Pierro’s speech from earlier that day and she will just be softly smiling while giving you the smallest, most loving glance ever IM SO

She doesn't have even the slightest problem with it... Until you imitated Tartaglia while fighting one of her robots to test its capabilities for her

One day she is just observing you fighting while noting down the machine’s weak points that you find mid-fight and then all of the sudden while she is grabbing another piece of paper from her side, she just hears you yell out “Riptide!!” followed by the laugh of a certain ginger haired harbinger

HER FACE OH MY GOD

she looks like one of those shocked cats😭

her mouth is in its usual smile, except this time her mouth is just slightly open, and her eyes are just wide open and blinking while she is frozen in place processing what she just heard before turning her head to you and having the robot she sits on bring her to where you are in front of the now broken machine

when you turn around her face is back to its usual soft smile and open eyes, but you can practically SEE the hatred coming off of her smile

its lowkey a little bit scary when you take in the GIANT ROBOT SHES ON THATS LOOMING OVER YOU

"My dear... might I ask of you to never imitate that boy again if possible?" she asks you so sickeningly sweet that it has chills going down your spine

I think it's safe to say you don't imitate Childe in front of her again after that

Once that is settled, she just goes back to silently admiring you and your imitations of others while ignoring that whole interaction

as if you didn't get the shit scared out of you that day😭

(I took some slight inspiration from the fact that Griseo imitates Mei's ult for the Childe part I couldn't help myself)

[relax-and-read-on]

Not an ask but someone from Discord mentioned it and now it live in my head RENT FREE:

Primarch and legions, and wich animal pets they would raise for fun (a mostly farm edition)

Alpha legions: Guinea pig. They love the squeaky noises and the absolute communal feel of a large colonies of them. They all seem to know the name of each ones, even if they look somehow similar.

Dark Angels: they have a long tradition of Falconry. They love to argue in between them on wich breed is Optimal, there are entire school that prefer things like falcon or Eagles or even Owls.

Space Wolves: They canonly raise big wolf for fighting, so ofc they raise dogs!! They LOVE their dogs!!!

Thousand Sons: They have pets crocodiles! Big chomper, that like to lay on them for cuddles. They often have magnificent scales pattern.

Emperor's children: They have the very bad habits of getting the most impratical pet ever as a one up to each others. "Oh, charming giant ostrich that you have, have you seen my pet reef shark?"

Ultramarines: COWS. I don't make the rules. They see cows, they pet the cows. They can't get away. They love them so much.

Death Guard: Rabbits. Fluffy, calm, cuddly bunnies, who wiggles their noses and fit in the middle of Astartes palms. They love the varied genetic and patterns of their lil friends.

World eater: GOATS. They fight everything, with their HEAD, they give no FUCK, they are agent of chaos and destruction. Love a good goat.

Iron hands: they like their lil Donkey. Very hard workers and very hard headed. Most of them get cybernetic too! So a robot donkey kick REALLY hurt lol.

White scars: ofc they raise horses! Pretty cool breeds and pattern too!! Very interesting beast, and wickedly smart.

Blood Angels: Pigeons. All the pigeons. In every colors and shape. Some are also unusually agressive- it's pretty funny.

Night lords: Cats. ALL the cats. They have huge rats problem on their ships due to all the corpses around, so the logical solutions was to get a TON of cats. Every night lords usually end up with a fav, and they all have ridiculous names. "Deathfang Mudermittens", "Clawclaw Bloodstreak" or "Lord Darkness of Bitey night"

Raven guard: Chickens! In all their forms!!! Very exotic ones too, even if the black/white ones are especially loved for the aesthetic.

Salamander: they raise Geese. Said geese are the sweetest, tamest, most gentle birds with the Sally... And then turn around and violently attack anyone who gets too close. The Salamander keep insisting their pets are nice. Everyone else is covered in angry bite mark.

Word Bearer: They raise snake! Calm, soft, smooth dessert noodles. Very docile and friendly, in spite of their bad reputation.

Son of Horus: They raise the most incredibly ANNOYING fucking Husky in the world. They never shut up. Bunch of bitches.

Iron Warrior: They have a full collections of very cute, calm, affectionate finches. They love perching on their Iron warriors and make the softest noises.

Iron Fist: Hear me out- Tamed. Bears. Big softie brown bears that cuddle their astartes and are extra warm. They do loose a small numbers of aspirant and serf to them every years to unfortunate play fight.

[mothbug]

maggie i’ve been trying to suss out the plot of ur bug lesbians for so long please tell me abt them. somehow it got into my head that they were?? like jaeger pilots? please confirm or deny

i can’t do a read more on mobile so i’m sorry in advance (coming back here after i’ve written this: it makes no sense. it’s all rambling. sorry. and i just put things everywhere randomly so this won’t even be typed chronologically)

yeah there’s giant fun robots! most of them are normal and fine but like a few of them are very fucked up

so there’s four pov characters and at the start of the story three of them are on the same ship and the fourth is the target they’re chasing? only one of them knows they even HAVE a target and is trying her best to stall because she and the target were roommates in fucked up robot catholic school. the other two are playing crazy 8s and being romantic and also terrified all the time but also doing a lot of theorizing about things because they know SOMETHING is up they just don’t know what’s going on. Bc you know. their commander won’t give them any information. and also avoids them because she hates narrative parallelism

also the one stalling is also having her blood drunk by her giant robot. and maybe being mildly possessed by it? so it’s maybe The most fucked up robot. it’s also a giant dog and a good boy. and an heirloom of a fucked up family. which may explain some stuff but honestly i think nisa’s mom was just a bitch and it didn’t have anything to do with the robot she’s just like that.

and she’s stalling bc she Knows she won’t turn perovskia in she knows she wouldn’t let her get hurt she Knows it’ll change her life forever if she finds her and she’s just not ready to face that. but yknow she has to so it was all just very silly of her but when something will change your life dramatically it’s terrifying even if you know that things currently Suck.

somewhere in here Arkansas’s family is threatened and it’s. upsetting. and i’m not sure what direction to go in with it but it will be important because her family means a Lot to her. she has two very good kind dads and a little sister named Tinsel. basically she has the only functional biological family out of all the characters and they make me :’) I also think they eventually meet Idabel and ADORE her and since she grew up without parents it’s just a very strange and emotional experience and. h. they r Wives. and the Trust family is all very sweet and kind even if Arkansas struggles a lot w gifted kid syndrome like i think her dads did their best even if they fucked up sometimes yknow. idabel goes fucking wild at the arcade like legitimately bloodthirsty and arkansas is just like i love my furious and powerful wife

anyway there’s some (a lot of) homoerotic space fighting (which perovskia usually wins BECAUSE she remembers when she and nisa used to spar and can predict what she’ll do. nisa ALSO remembers this bc. ofc she does. but perovskia had to learn how to adapt after Events bc her physical health changed a lot and she had to learn to be more careful about overexerting herself and also now knows how to swordfight. and moves more fluidly and confidently. so what nisa expects to happen often doesn’t bc perovskia’s fighting style has changed so much while nisa hasn’t really bothered to refine hers. anyway) perovskia (the gay little target that does a gay little crime and makes fun of you to piss you off) is like hey. what if you all committed treason it’s really fun and sexy. and then her adoptive mechanic mom gives everyone spinal surgery so their bodies don’t shut down and they won’t die :) that’s a thing by the way i won’t elaborate bc uhh :( but it is why perovskia has all the. nerve damage and chronic pain. i can elaborate on the actual Pre-story perovskia stuff later bc i think about it A Lot and it has a lot of bearing on her character but it’s also. before all this. but anyway if she hadn’t been bleeding out on Slice’s front lawn specifically she Would be dead. and there’s some fun narrative foil character shifts that happen four years before the main storyline but i will not say bc i’m tired

after this is Vague in my mind but a lot of it is Perovskia and Nisa reconnecting and just. talking. but being weird and repressed and deflective about anything Meaningful. And I have written a Lot about this so there’s more than I can condense but it’s very fucking good and. Idk. it’s a big shift in the narrative at this point and they’re just Agonizing about their dumb little feelings and it’s good. and P doing some work to make their giant fucking spaceship more stealthy. and Idabel and Arkansas being really cute and also going THROUGH it because i mean. a lot is happening. And it’s nothing either of them ever expected to happen but they’re like. hopeful for the future or whatever don’t look at me. It’s just like. put all of these characters on a spaceship in the middle of nowhere in transit and they all Have to have conversations even if they don’t want to because it’s HARD. nisa is forced by slice to learn how to make pancakes

Slice makes stew. They’re good at stew and contraptions and having a mild new england accent somehow. also canonically back in the scrapyard they would make things like the knife wielding tentacle constantly and perovskia would just stumble upon them. slice changed the live laugh love sign to say die cry hate because perovskia made fun of it. they r her mom.

so now they do some fun fun robberies and various crimes and it’s so sexy and i don’t think N and P are like. fully caught up at this point or know where they stand, so there’s a lot of very fun banter and having to work together despite really being afraid but also yearning to get to know each other again and just connect with one another honestly and openly after four fuckin years apart. because they’re both so different now but also very much the same. horse staring out into sea MAN. the thing is there’s no direct like. reason for them to avoid each other (at first P was shocked and overwhelmed and felt a little bit betrayed when she found out who was chasing her until she found out WHY. oh i forgot to mention Nisa BEGGED to be assigned commander for this mission bc she knew anyone else wouldn’t hesitate to get Perovskia killed. Forgot to mention that it’s IMPORTANT she fucking loves her so much god DAMMIT) but it’s just. tense and there’s a lot happening and it’s just. Ghhhdhbnm and ofc I and A have picked up on it since P showed up but it’s like. ok so what is Happening here. OH AND ONCE THEY START WORKING THINGS OUT IDABEL DOES START BEHAVING LIKE NISA’S SHITTY LITTLE SIBLING AND ACTING FUCKING DISGUSTED BY THEM ITS VERY FUNNY. they’re like perovskia you’re pretty cool what’s up with this. nisa sucks and also is a bitch. and perovskia says SHE CAN GET IT. and idabel says GET WHAT? BANNED FROM OLIVE GARDEN? and perovskia fans herself and is like yeah~ and idabel was just joking around but now is debating between mercilessly making fun of her and hitting her with a cricket bat. but god when P and N just get to hold each other in silence and security and just be. it’s . they. god. fuck. man.

oh i know this is a space story but perovskia just straight up has a sword (and some knives and maybe a gun idk) don’t ask me why idk but it’s very lesbian of her and she does gay little flourishes and is just. very annoying and i like her a lot. she’s very dramatic like her alias was madame revenant when she was living in the scrapyard and just doing some petty crimes like. she embroidered that jacket herself nobody calls her that she’s just a goofball. also warrior cats exist and she makes warrior cat fan animations. that just has to be true so warriors has been preserved for centuries. also she was presumed dead for a while uhh don’t think abt it too much but she likes that aesthetic.

Idabel takes the best to this new life of crime they are fucking FOR it she gets a FLAMETHROWER and Arkansas is like. wrow honestly my favorite thing abt them is that they’re both fucking INCREDIBLE pilots. like they know what they’re doing. and nisa is really really bad at it btw she cannot pilot a mech well. but this block of text isn’t about her i’m talking about THEM. Their chemistry is so good they r just. 🥺. and they both become Fast friends with perovskia because she’s just pretty likeable?? and ofc nisa’s jealous bc a) you guys don’t even like me :( but also b) that’s MY friend. it’s very funny. honey of course they didn’t like you you were being very unpleasant to be around. but arkansas does rlly wanna be friends with her and she and idabel have so much sibling energy it’s insane. i think they’d abel and cain each other for a scooby snack but also kill for each other. because they’re tiny girls who will growl at you solidarity and also probably hang out and just destroy things with bats sometimes. they all become closer and get a rlly sweet found family dynamic it just takes a While. oh also idabel is basically the chosen one and can set things on fire with her hands but it’s barely touched on because i think that’s a really funny thing to just ignore. but i also think it does become important because it’s largely fueled by anger and emotion and. h. i think idabel has a lot of feelings ok. Arkansas and Perovskia bond over having fucking anxiety disorders and have caprisun drinking competitions. i think it’s just like. these people all have similar trauma and need people to lean on when things are hard so they stick with each other once they have the option to split apart because by then they’re friends and work well together and Care. auto tuned baby crying mp3.

Alia and Agent Variety show up somewhere around here? They’re Slice’s very cool wives and Alia has a Vechicle Collection and own fucking stupid race cars and stuff and I love her. perovskia is afraid of being in vechiles so she has to take a fucking benadryl every time they have to make a getaway. Variety isn’t actually an Agent anymore and I also love HER because she’s very fucking good. they started out as just contacts slice had but it turns out they’re all in love <3 alia is also actually a sports car racer like. unprofessionally. illegally. which is just very cool of them.

Also i don’t think it has. a very BIG end, yknow? it’s like, they’re doing very good things and are up against a lot, and I don’t think they like.. singlehandedly take down the government or anything because they’re only a few people. but i think they get a happy ending and get to grow old while making positive changes to the world around them. like i don’t think they’ll be able to solve everything but they’re sure as hell gonna do what they can. But idk maybe they actually do get like. some good shit done. but again they’re not. an army. they’re a bunch of 20-somethings and their rube-goldberg-machine-creating chaperone. but i think they should get a fun climactic moment so i guess this is all to say i don’t. have an ending planned. but there should probably be one at some point.

OH AND the giant evil blood sucking dog vineyard vines robot Definitely almost kills Nisa (or at least fully destroys her in some way) and. it’s very narrowly avoided and she’s very very weak for a while because it took a lot out of her. also the dog robot does make grape vines grow and uhhhh any grapes that show up are 100% full of the pilot’s siphoned blood. also i think there’s still some remnants of that bitch in nisa’s mind afterwards bc an old mechanical god is hard to get rid of. but it’s mostly ok.

Also the bug people are just. a thing. like every person in the most recent generation in this specific society are at least a little bit genetically experimented on because. it sucks there. and i think if your parents bribe the government you can be a little Less fucked up but yknow. everyone’s a little weird. this was an excuse to put bug ppl in here they’re just the folks who were probably the most fucked with and i have many bug people here because i think bugs are cool and i want them to look like weird little bugs. This was all also an excuse to give the main characters fangs bc i’m gay. i don’t think randomly fucking with your genetics will make you a bug in real life so do not try this at home or at all PSA

SPEAKING of the society ok it’s very much obsessed with earth nostalgia and stuff and very yknow. basic cyperpunk shitty capitalism you know the drill you’ve seen space operas whatever but it’s also weirdly oligarchical? and like? it’s weird and bad and kind of a corporatocracy?? and. fuck. idk man they’re a fucked up space catgirl greeble-y amazon with catholic imagery. The Academy is also a thing but. idk how to describe it more than i already have it’s just kinda shitty boarding school. And after a certain point ppl can get sent on like. missions and stuff? in their fucking robots? but again i’m not sure what For. an option could be that there’s nearby Shit and nobody can tell if it’s safe because space is weird? also it’s only about 3200 so i’d say like. whole societies out in space is a relatively new thing and there’s some weird shit going on. so they sometimes send teenagers out in robots to see what’s up and that ends SUPER well for EVERYONE. hmm something SHOULD be going on actually there should be some weird eldritch space stuff. it should be connected to the more fucked up robots. it should also be Core’s fault somehow because uhhh capitalism and lack of foresight? anyway here’s women kissing i don’t know things. WAIT FUCK I FORGOT TO MENTION HOW SHADY SOME OF THE STUFF GOING ON IS LIKE THE DEATHS OF THE CREW PEROVSKIA WAS ON UHHH JUST TRUST ME DUDE like they are NOT afraid to get kids killed which was IMPLIED but also like it goes a little deeper than that and uhh i don’t know exactly what’s happening. but i’m sure it’ll all fall into place eventually. basically it’s very fatt shitty faction vibes idk how else to describe it. man it‘s like. just. there’s stuff happening they have goals and ideals and there’s probably more to it than i know so far bc stuff happens but i don’t KNOW what i’m tired and have been typing this for a year i don’t want to talk abt the bad capitalists i want to talk about tenderness and girls but unfortunately the ways in which the girls are tender are deeply informed by the environment they grew up in so i do have to think about it even if they all deserved better.

i think they all get a cat or a dog or something eventually. like they all deserve it. i think the final home they build together is actually pretty reminiscent of the scrapyard house. i think they get to live there for the rest of their lives and. just build something small and wonderful for themselves :’)

also i forgot to put men in the story they exist i just forgot about them. there’s nisa’s one ex i already forgot his name but he’s mentioned i think.

[kattimariias]

if sonic games were online

sonic 1 - ur either a hedgehog who saves the flickies or the flickies who gets saved. barely anyone plays as flickies so ppl just fuck around. everyone avoids labyrinth zone. green hill zone can barely be accessed due to how many ppl are there at a time.

sonic 2 - u can play as a hedgehog or a flying fox. ppl cant figure out the carrying mechanics. a common prank is guiding newer players into mystic cave zone spikes. everyone flips their shit when they manage to unlock super form.

sonic 3 (& knuckles) - u play as a hedgehog, flying fox, and gliding echidna. everyone keeps bumping into each other in blue spheres. “*paralyzer by finger eleven in the bg* *slowly types* hi im neonhedgehoglmao and im here to teach you how to get past the barrel of doom”. 

angel island zone is always laggy. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” is constantly spammed in sandopolis.

sonic cd - u can play as either a hedgehog or a robot hedgehog and can travel thru ~time~. everyone abuses the super peel out. no one understands where tf they are goin bc of the weird map layouts. “can anyone show me where the time signs are????”

sonic adventure - u can play as a hedgehog, fox, cat, robot, and echidna. most of it is just fuckin around (give the developers a break its their first 3d online game). a huge percentage of the userbase rarely plays the actual game and spends their time in chao garden. frogs in the fishing minigame are special which ofc leads to a lot of dumb rumors. roleplaying is always going on in station square. twinkle park is also laggy bc of the minigames there.

“sometimes i wish the master emerald would just stop shattering.”. chaos appears and everyone loses their mind trying to beat him. perfect chaos event is filled with SO MUCH LAG.

sonic adventure 2 - u can play as a hedgehog, fox, echidna, bat, cat, and robot hedgehog (bc big’s playable in multiplayer). theres a morality system with different stats i guess???. cars keep getting flung everywhere bc everyone loves skateboarding in the city escape map but cant control it for shit. like before, everyone keeps playing chao garden.

dark players make fun of hero players and vice versa (its an iconic war). no one likes the space maps. “pls help me find the last emerald shard.” a time based mission happens and the entire playerbase loses their shit, lag is EVERYWHERE due to everyone trying to get to the shuttle on time. chao boxes are basically lootboxes. biolizard event has everyone shook.

sonic heroes - u can play as a hedgehog, fox, echidna, bat, cat, crocodile, chameleon, bee, rabbit, and robot. the whole team mechanic’s moral is missed bc everyone is always arguing with each other. “CHAO GARDEN UPDATE WHEN”. constant amount of flying requests in teams. sky chase is heavily populated. “OH SHIT GIANT HEDGEBOT”

shadow the hedgehog - u play as a hedgehog and theres gunplay. everyone keep shooting each other. it’s basically the call of duty of sonic in this case. theres a shitload of conspiracy theories abt the black arms and why they keep manipulating the player’s character.

sonic 06 - u can play as a hedgehog, fox, echidna, bat, cat, and robot. the game’s launch is glitchy as fuck and the servers keep crashing due to all of the hype, its basically the final fantasy 14 of sonic. everyone’s annoyed by the saving princess missions and is confused by the story. telekinesis class is OP as shit. lag. lag everywhere. “hey *insert username here* have u finished those errands”

unleashed - u can play as a hedgehog or a werehog. “WHERE ARE THE OTHER SPECIES”. “free sun and moon medal hax no virus”. ppl spam the howl emote. no one understands how to control boost at first so a lot of ppl just fling off the map. the chao quest is introduced and everyone’s like “CHAO GARDEN UPDATE CONFIRMED!!!”. “what is this chihuahua fairy stop following me”

sonic colors - u play as a hedgehog and wisp (its like the first game but this time wisp players get to help) the game lags heavily at first due to all of the wisp action going on. ppl slam into each other due to not charging the laser wisp correctly. some get vored by frenzy wisp. a lot of ppl fuck around with the carnival minigames and eat candy mountain. “need *insert wisp here*”

sonic generations - u play as a hedgehog and a chibified version of hedgehogs. theres just a lot of rping going on in this one since p much almost every rp map is included. it gets played for nostalgic purposes at first and then just devolves into “that one furry rp game”. wisps are added as playable characters later

sonic lost world - u play as a hedgehog, wisp, and zeti. “this is like a ripoff of those mario online games”. no one understands the parkour system. barely anyone goes to the ice maps and lava due to how much of a bitch they are. giant sandwiches are a meme.

sonic forces - u play as the custom character species choices and most of the ones beforehand (+ jackal). infinite appears sometimes and ppl are like “COME AT ME BITCH” despite being underleveled. the voice chat system is the communication thing from the levels and it gets out of hand quickly. everyone rage quits at that sidescrolling level. sunset heights is just lag central (what doesnt help is the fire)

[aleenya]

UHH cyborg from teen titans and/or toph from atla

ooo i’ll do both!!

CYBORG IS A BIG CUDDLY TEDDY BEAR OK. people are hella freaked when they first see him because?? GIANT ROBOT MAN?? he really is a gentle soul tho. loves cats and i headcanon him having a secret affinity for anything cute n pink which he’s super embarrassed about, but embrace it cy, you’re amazing the way u are

ofc when he’s gotta kick butt HE KICKS A LOTTA BUTT AND HARD

as for toph!! my daughter!! sassy lil salt gurl; due to her sheltered upbringing, she didn’t have much friends as a kid, and she spent most of her time with the badgermoles. not only did they help her with refining her earthbending skills, but they formed a really cute symbiotic relationship; whenever toph felt misunderstood or underappreciated by the world she’d go and vent to her furry lil friends. they stuck around for the food she brought, but sometimes it felt as though these creatures really understood her.

[ao3feed-jazzprowl]

by SineadRivka

Samuel James Witwicky (Prime) has lived through and Seen Things. He got sucked into a giant robot war, became part of their culture (though kicking and screaming), somehow became a father to two Younglings, got (and kept?) a girlfriend, and his crowning achievement: retained a sense of humor.

As part of the inaugural Cybertronian Embassy staff and liaisons, he realized that he had one duty to his Cybertronian brethren that would ultimately become one of his priorities: rehabilitating their image. So what better way than to start by showing off that these majestic, super-intelligent beings from another planet . . . have a deep appreciation for cat memes?

Words: 2568, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Things We Don't Tell Humans

Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi, Other

Characters: Sam Witwicky, Optimus Prime, Elita One, Carly Spencer, Flamewar (Transformers), Megatron (Transformers), Soundwave (Transformers), Jazz (Transformers), Prowl (Transformers), Bluestreak (Transformers), Sideswipe (Transformers), Sunstreaker (Transformers)

Relationships: Carly Spencer/Sam Witwicky, Elita One/Optimus Prime, Flamewar/Megatron/Soundwave (Transformers), Jazz/Prowl, Bluestreak/Sideswipe/Sunstreaker (Transformers), OFC/OMC

Additional Tags: cat memes are life, Worldbuilding, TWDTH-offshoot, More tags as we get into things

[jazzystudios82]

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