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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 10 months ago

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not "i ship these characters" or "i want them to bond platonically" but a secret 3rd thing (I want them to be forced to interact by the Narrative bc they would HATE that)

#who needs romance when i can watch two narrative foils painfully tolerate each other's existence #bonus points if they are forced to Work Together To Solve A Problem #and they end up working surprisingly well together!#they make a surprisingly effective team!#they even confide some backstory with each other & bond a bit & understand each other better #and when it's all over they shake hands & amicably agree that they still cannot fucking stand each other #'this was an interesting sidequest & I'm glad we got to experience it.#but all things considered i genuinely never want to see your face again'#Enemies to Chained-Up-In-An-Abandoned-Bathroom-Together #to Enemies #two stray cats forced to share a cat carrier for a trip to the vet

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hinamie · 6 months ago

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sry i have chronic only draws megumi disorder the doctor said it's terminal :/

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #fanart #jjk fanart #megumi #me: 'i like yuuji and megumi Equally :)' also me:#i cant help it hes so fun to draW hes so easy to draw i love you i love you i love youuuuuu #also this is kiiind of me making good on that poll i did forever ago saying id draw catboys . so as promised here is A Catboy :3 #hes sooooo meowmeow hes so gd CUTE god i love . fushiguro mEGUMI #to b fair i Do like yuuji and megu equally ffgsdjfdjh #sometimes u just gotta spend the whole entire day fully rendering what was supposed to be a megu sketch sheet #but now it is . just a char sheet by talos this cant keep happening #this all started bc i still want to practice/tweak the way i draw faces but it would appear i cannot control myself #also been loving drawing the cat megumi plush gddff fushiguro mewgumi is my favourite animal crossing villager #anyway so much for working on speed this was a fun 10 hours #its ok . i do it fr him <3 geto voice i dont mind being killed by you

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jamierthanyou · 1 year ago

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"you only say you're autistic because you want to feel special and different" actually finding out i was autistic made me feel significantly less special and different. before i was autistic i was Strange and Unpredictable in some sort of Unknowable way which Surely meant i was Predestined for Greatness (like storybook character). now im just some fuckin autistic guy like any other. i significantly prefer it this way btw

#this isnt about being a gifted kid btw this is about being different from everyone else #seeing that all the famous people you look up to were Also described as being different from everyone else #and going “ahah! i must be a main character of some sort! i cannot wait for my fascinating tale to unfold!”#“perhaps i will be the first contact which alien life makes with earth! perhaps i am secretly a shapeshifting cat!”#only to grow up & find out what autism is & go “oh im actually just like millions of other people who are not famous at all. yay!”#autism #autistic #actually autistic

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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💙❤️Happy Holidays!❤️💙

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #This is *specifically* fanart of the interfaith christmas cards featuring santa and his jewish rabbi husband spending time together #Why? Well as I was trying to think of things to draw for the season I realized there was another classic Blue and Red pairing to reference #They are going out for chinese food after this photoshoot. Kosher of course.#I want them to star in an interfaith hallmark film. A meet cute + save christmas + murder mystery in a small town kind of story #Or! Maybe they are just going to have a chill holiday break together and bake some treats with the extended family #So many fun possibilities about this bonkers concept I have no intention of making a bigger deal out of #speaking of Big Deals though;#If you have ever wanted to show appreciation for this (free) daily comics blog then I have one Holiday request:#If you have the means to - please donate your money to either a local food bank or a Yemen relief fund #there are so many people going without food and every bit helps. Truly would be the best holiday treat ever #and if you do not celebrate this holiday season…it’s also my birthday! You wouldnt want to let down the birthday cat would you?#(DISCLAIMER: it may or may not actually be my birthday. I may just be pressing emotional buttons to influence people to my cause)#(DISCLAIMER 2: I cannot vouch for any charities you donate to. Please be cautious and research properly before donating)

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localfandomenthusiast · 9 months ago

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Pick your poison,

Charles "Sounds a lot like you, maybe that's why I like her so much" Rowland

Or

Edwin "I keep attracting freaky ass guys towards me (Crow, cat and own bully/murderer)" Payne

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daily-grian · 1 year ago

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and now fish grian but he's been sushi'd

#mcyt #grian #hermitcraft #grian fanart #daily-grian #mod owl #its like the bread cats but sushi #fun fact mod owl has never eaten sushi. or fish. or any seafood #i cannot. physically. so i have no idea if this makes any sense

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littlecrittereli · 1 year ago

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✨️how you draw so well, I'm IN LOVE with the story ✨️✨️✨️ how Chris looks exactly when he's out of control, could you doodle what he looks like :3 I LOVE your drawings <3✨️✨️

Thank you so much! I'm glad you're enjoying it! And ofc, I've been meaning to make some art about this...

In the Jaguar suit of cours, Diego has always been partial to cats.

To the outward gaze, he kinda just seems... zoned out. There are moments of clarity or recognition, but for the most part he almost doesn't react to much besides Diego's commands.

#reprogrammed au #wk reprogrammed au #wild kratts fanart #martin kratt #chris kratt #wild kratts #wild kratts au #asks #littlecrittereli #The jaguar suit is very much a hint as to events that will transpire later in the fic #big cats are just Diego's special interest okay #thank you for the ask btw! Im always happy to make art of my reprogrammed au #im so insane i wish i could articulate more of my ideas but i feel like i cannot get them out of my head in a coherent way

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3-aem · 4 months ago

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when he splash his pure shit water up ur nose during butt bath time and then acts like the victim

#he also decided he would fight me and roll around in that shit water #so full bath #he is getting a churi or whatever its cLled after but i am literally so annoyed at him rn #okay but also i did laugh very hard seeing his little rat ass bolt out of the bathroom #and trail water everywhere #god i hate him if i get a sinus infection his ass will be on the streets #not srs #churus lowkey make me give a side eye #bc its always something a cat can eat plus something a cat definitely cannot eat #and im just like i hope there arent actual green onions in this….#this is why u always have a neti pop on hand #kms

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jgvfhl · 6 months ago

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More in Owlie's random animal shifter/therian au! Los Va-Gatos! I found a picture of a jaguarundi cat and I KNEW that was Rudy. Resting bitch face for DAYS, god bless. Of course, having two COs as felinthropes does mean that LVQ base becomes Head Bonk Central with them around. Everyone loves this. More lore below vv

So! Alejandro the melanistic jaguar, and Rudy the jaguarundi cat. Beautiful. Rudy has the ears, tail, and longer canines as a human, and he can half-shift to purr or growl if he wants (a total of 3 people outside of his family know that tho). Alejo is like Nik: his only cat-like features are his sharper canines and his purple tongue. Do jaguars have purple tongues? No. Do I care? No. In their gato forms, they don't have many identifying features between them aside from behavior.

@worldseer @cod-dump @gomzdrawfr @midnight193 @totally-not-fandom @daftdrac

Soap & Ghost & Gaz || Nik & Price || Phillip Graves

#yes alejo WILL drag rudy away and lick him half to death after any missions gone wrong #it's BONDING #i do the doodles #alejandro vargas #rodolfo parra #cod mwii #aledolfo #alerudy #cod mw fanart #animal shifter au #call of duty modern warfare #modern warfare fanart #sadly alejo cannot purr :( he is too big of a cat he can only roar #rudy can make all kinda noises tho

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littlefankingdom · 5 months ago

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"Selina is the batkids' mom."

Selina CANONICALLY wants Bruce to run away with her from Gotham, abandoning his family's legacy (making Gotham better), his mission (fighting crimes + helping people) and his family. She knows it will never happens, because Bruce will not do that, but that's still what she wants. She does not want to play mom with the batfam.

WFA is lying to you.

Let the woman be childfree and live her childfree's life in peace. She is a mother to cats (ANIMALS, NOT HUMANS WEARING CAT EARS), and cats only.

#selina kyle #batfam #bruce wayne #catwoman #batman #dc comics #my ramblings #anti batcat #I guess???#They don't want the same future it cannot work #Anyway I think it's insulting to her character to paint her as a mother figure she is not #it would make her sick to be seen as a mother #unless it's a cat the cats are her babies

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raticalshoez · 3 months ago

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i'm having hyperfixation drought so i did what i did best and created a crossover episode

#trafficblr #life series #hermitcraft #qsmp #the drought's been crazy i had to make qsmp x life series/hermitcraft you don't understand i literally had to #i literally cannot tag all of the cubitos without going over the limit so i'm gonna use them to rant about these doodles instead #when i tell you that i think dl!pearl would've loved tilín i'm telling you i think she would've LOVED them like.#something about just wanting to find love at every turn but feeling unwanted spdihgpisadhfpa. and also tilín's name is similar to tilly LOL #the jelly egg is just like if the double life jelly pandas were just an egg that scar loves with all his heart and grian reluctantly accept #i think out of all the duos in qsmp. the one i would want to see in the dl soumate premise the most is slimeriana. it's the dysfunctionalit #i made a post in the past about pac and tango being my fav cubitos bcs they were both crazy cartoonish and like scientists #but it kinda felt like a disservice to leave mike and zedaph out because to me they're argubly crazier and more cartoonish #missa and tim are paired bcs i just really wanted an excuse to draw the wet cats and it just so happened they both have relations to death #skizz and jaiden as the lawyers who were SHOCKINGLY good at their jobs like they cooked with that one #(was also gonna draw joe and roier as bad lawyers but i was running outta steam)#someone's already made a post about grian and (el) quackity and their eye entities so not much elaboration needed there #fit and etho just give the same vibe to be as a dude who has a reputation and is well-known and seems intimidating #i also made fit's arms way too skinny and i don't like it...but i'm not gonna go back and change it now i spent embarassingly long on this #but then his silliness is brought out by The Narrative #foolish and bdubs is one of my favorite drawings because i just knew i wanted to highlight the silly height difference #just realized they're also both god-like figures at least at some point #cellbit and rendog. cat and dog and lore. enough said about their connection.#i couldn't decide who fit etoiles combat hungry anime protagonist vibe best bcs martyn was originally paired with him #but i wanted martyn with phil so i went with my second options: joel and gem #i couldn't draw them mid rage but essentially the title is derived from “WHO KILLED EMPANADA” and “do me a favor. die for me.”#philza minecraft and martyn inthelittlewood. they feel like twins but one is evil (it's martyn)#SOMETHING I FORGOT THAT I WISH I ADDED: BBH AND BIGB AS THE ENTITIES WHO LIE. I HATE MYSELF HOW COULD I FORGET THAT #if i were to pair impulse with someone it would be tubbo? either him or scar would've been with tubbo #and then lizzie i just did not know who i wanted to pair her with. no one really does it like her in my opinion #scott's someone i also had no idea who to put him with he's just so...him...

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ardenzia777 · 2 months ago

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I wanna know if you have an Antinous design! hehehe :]

I've got two actually, a put together version and a more ragged messy version. Both drawn because some friends of mine requested i draw Antinous. I'll post the full drawings of some of em on my bluesky one was a private gift for a friend so i'll wait till i get their permission before i fully post it uwu

#antinous #art #greek myth #self talk #doodles #homie got that Cheshire cat grin #“the smile stays on during se-”#i've only drawn this man because my friends request me to #but ngl #he has grown on me #is scheming to get telemechus alone at the beach so he can propose to him without all the suitors making fun of him and cat calling them #i'm allowed my headcanons YOU CANNOT STOP ME #smiles non stop so you can never actually tell what he's thinking #afraid #no he's not afraid. he's smiling see

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sidewalk-cracks · 1 month ago

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literally please give Battison a Dick Grayson in the Batman Part II.

The first movie was about Bruce's journey from not wanting to be Bruce Wayne, to realizing that he does in fact need to be Bruce Wayne, and that Bruce Wayne can be a force used for good just like Batman. Logically then, the second movie should explore the next immediate question on the table: okay, he needs to be Bruce Wayne. So who is Bruce Wayne? What kind of man is Bruce Wayne going to be? Bruce still feels defined by his trauma of his parent's death. Bruce Wayne still feels defined by his parents' shadows, by his father's legacy. He still feels defined by his grief. How does he make Bruce Wayne be something different?

Dick Grayson would serve as the PERFECT device for Bruce to discover who he can be. Because Dick Grayson is literally just a young Bruce, and Bruce sees that instantly (it's why he takes him in in the first place). So throughout the movie, as Bruce tries to help Dick process his grief, he's inadvertently processing his OWN grief. Dick Grayson unknowingly helps Bruce process his own trauma, and through their developing relationship shows him that Bruce Wayne can be more than a recluse, a failure, a man drowning in his own head- he can be a protector, a friend, a parent.

When Dick points a gun at Tony Zucco's head, Bruce talks him down, and all the words that he gives him are words he had wanted when he was a kid and his grief was fresh. Even though they're gone, you're not alone. I understand.

BATTISON NEEDS DICK GRAYSON TO BE ABLE TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP OF HIS CHARACTER GROWTH.